/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fellas. Is it gay to only invest in large cap stocks with a proven record of growth?

First for oil chads

These threads suck. I miss the 2016 /rgt/ days

>>20128083
GIVE ME A (YOU) IF YOU HAVE HORSE POWER

>>20128098
No. It looks like a boomer movie but it isn't

>>20128083
Yuri is overrated.

SOLO CHADS REPORT IN! $5 EOD MONDAY $7.50 EOW!

>>20128098
TQQQ and/or FNGU is basically the solution to holding ANYTHING in the market. It is just solved.
The only plays are swing trades with options outside of that.

>BIG HUGE COVERED CALLS INFO DUMP

Ok, so next week July 6-10 there is basically nothing. Just these three:
WBA 3.0% (Walgreen) Pretty solid, RAD did amazing, so there is a good chance WBA will pump too.
BBBY 6.5% (Bed Bath Beyond) Probably going bankrupt, who gives a fuck.
DAL 3.5% (Delta Airlines) Airlines = fucked city

HOWEVER, theres a good chance next week will take a dive from corona fears again, but even more important that the week of July 13-17 has HUGE MAJOR EARNINGS! Below I've compiled a list of three categories (good, neutral, bad). Each row contains: Ticker, analyst sentiment, call strike, and premium as % of market price

>Good
TSM bull 59.0C 2.2% You can hold TSM forever. Its the best shit. Who cares if it goes up or down.
C bull 51.0C 3.6% Banks are in a tough spot, but there is some promise in this one
USB bull 36.0C 3.6% Bank, see above
MS flat 48.0C 2.9% Bank, see above
BAC flat 23.5C 3.2% Bank, see above
BK bull 38.0C 3.1% Bank, see above
EBAY bull 55.0C 2.3% Ebay is tech, and while I despise Ebay, it will probably do good with everyone selling shit desperate for money.

>Neutral
FNF bull 30.0C 2.7% Investments companies are probably doing good
SCHW bear 33.5C 3.5% Another investment company, not as good as Fidelity though
CFG bull 25.0C 2.5% Meh bank
RF flat 11.0C 2.3% Meh bank
EWBC bull 35.0C 3.6% Meh bank
TFC flat 37.5C 2.6% Meh bank
NUE flat 42.0C 2.0% Steel manufacturer, ok financials but probably wont do well
AA bear 11.0C 6.3% Aluminum manufacturer, been dying, so probably wont do well
SNBR bull 43.0C 4.6% Sleep number, people still need beds I guess?

>Bad
UAL bear 35.0C 6.0% Airlines = dead
ETFC bear 50.0C 2.0% Etrade = shit
SKX bear 30.5C 3.6% Sketchers = shoes lol, Nike fucking tanked on earnings
ALLY bear 20.0C 4.5% Ally = bankrupt?
WFC bear 25.5C 3.8% Wells Fargo = fuck huge lawsuit

These are just my opinions, things will change a lot come Monday and these calculations are based on Friday July 3rd close.

>>20128083
me on the right

Refute this.

>>20128120
no one will buy the cuckmobile

>>20128112
I do, but bought when it was very late

I want to do this with a girl...

FUTURES ARE CRAB GREEN

>>20128083
So many good and bad things about this OP, I'm not sure how to feel. But at least you chose a good pic.
>he doesn't like books

>>20128083
based.
Fuck the nigger who keeps changing the OP.
>>20128178
Eat a bullet newfag. No one asked you to make a book list. Stop changing the OP that has existed for years.

WKHS fucked me bad bros, I am losing my shit. How did some people on here hear about it under 20 dollars.

BUY GOLD and SILVER MINERS. They have NEVER been cheaper relative to the price of Gold and the S andP 500.....

40 years of corrective gains to be made

>>20128208
How the fuck did you not hear about it under $10? Have you been scrolling with your eyes closed for the last 2 months?

>>20128083
>>20128178
Is it bad that I genuinely want to fuck Kuro?

>>20128142
>he thinks it's gay and he wont buy it therefore the stock is worthless
>fags, women, and liberals exist
ngmi fren, youre too emotional and not exploitative enough.

>>20128208
dw anon, i saw people shilling for it here at 6 and i never got on the horsie train

>>20128208
cmon bruh

friendly reminder BlueCity Holdings (BLCT) IPO this wednesday the 8th.
gonna see what i can dig on em

>>20128208
It was shilled here at $4

>>20128208
>>20128225
>>20128236
>>20128237
They didn't hear about, it was a scam that they perpetuated. Literally a pyramid scheme, you get a payout based on how many other idiots you convince to buy it.

>>20128250
Somehow an even bigger retard than the other guy

>>20128083
Futures in 20 fries. Place your bets here.

>>20128178
this has been the OP for years and i have never seen a single anon ask for a reading list.
stop trying to change shit when you don't understand board culture in the first place

>>20128243
chink tech company
i'm likin it already lmao

>>20128221
Tickers? A lot of the gold mining space is scams run by boomers

alert

New therapeutic study to be released that is market moving
Next week administration officials plan to promote a new study they say shows promising results on therapeutics, the officials said. They wouldn't describe the study in any further detail because, they said, its disclosure would be "market-moving."
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1232884?

>>20128235
you got me, buying 5 SOLO calls 12/18 2.50

>>20128112
We are going to make thousands this week Horse chads

>>20128221
I thought about putting in a few % of my money into it. I think even Graham suggested doing so.
Any good ETFs?
GDX, RING?

>>20128221

which one do you suggest my boi

>>20127347#
Tell me about this water monster. What does he do?

>>20128299
>"All hope is lost."
>Officials suicide on live TV

>>20128083
based

>>20128122
I was a sceptic but bought in during march lows. Now fully behind soxl and tqqq

I still do swing trades though which luckily have.worked, but an underlying tqqq position is my current core investment

>>20128285
okay, visiting their site and shit is pretty orwellian

>>20128343
>happy inspection
yikes

Anyone else buy the idiotic googl and fb dip last week?

me in 13 minutes

>>20128134
what does it mean

>>20128266
down then crab
lazy and uncertain price movement no matter where it goes

>>20128266
We're gonna open up a little. I"m thinking around 3125 on the /ES

hope you guys understand Chinese govt makes it legally impossible for a foreigner to have equity in a Chinese company, you guys are buying shell companies made up of pieces of paper

>>20128338
Are you doing 1:1 with tmf or just pure tqqq?

>>20128270
>>20128201
I literally stole it from the OP in 2018 or 2019
suck my dick seethefags
>changing the OP that has existed for years
and has continually changed throughout that time

>>20128299
wh-which companies have therapeutics already in trials?
Regeneron maybe?
And Lilly I'm not sure if it's started yet?
The Merck thing, did that start?

>>20128234
Some men just like horned women I guess

>>20128361
>>20128343
>>20128285
>>20128243
gonna take a shot in the dark and guess that this is going to be a part of china's social/tech media campaign in africa. all the topics tick the boxes and suggest africa as the client target

NXTD going to moon monday, you heard it here first!

>>20128083
is that official art
wtf wtf it's so naughty

horsie or solo cuckmobile calls?

>>20128127
noice

>>20128377
I think it mean, blue line over black line in bad time. But blue line under black line now, so it good time.

>>20128384
I do tqqq/soxl/spxl with tqqq heaviest. In addition Ive been long nvda/googl around 3x weighting previously on calls but ended that trade. I also swing trade and hold goog/nvda stock to sell/buy and swing to rebalance levered etf.

Bought soxl sub 100 and etc in march so ridiculous returns. Also hit the march drop perfectly via puts

Right now Im saving buying power for er rather than continuing to leverage

I avg 3x to 5x leverage so avoided the covid.drop by being uniquely short.

3+ sharpe ratio avg with 5x returns to vol of acct

>>20128454
I hit casino reopen trade for 40% too

Chads in the thread tonight

>>20128266
i bet one OC meme it gaps down to 3105-3111
crabs down
then pumps
market open monday at 3115

>>20128408
>NXTD
What makes you think that? Any other news during weekend?

>>20128468
Are you still in your long TQQQ position? Looks like a pullback is imminent.

Why aren't futures open

>>20128491
3 minutes

>>20128112
god i wish i could buy more also futures are open in 3 minutes
>>20128103
kill me

Why does CNBC keep doing this?

>>20128489
Yes long till 2021, tax reasons factor in and general macro

>>20128489
>Looks like a pullback is imminent.
With normal business cycles this would be true. But JPOW hitting the print button causes money to go everywhere until it eventually finds TQQQ.

>>20128120

What is the growth potential in SOLO stock?

>>20128514
Yeah the non-equal distribution of inflation is crux

>>20128514

>>20128441
Neither. Premium is too high and you'd do better with writing puts. If you absolutely insist, though, go with calls on wkhs.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-3%
>-3%
-3%

>>20128498
They want cheap stongs

>>20128387
>no one has asked for the reading list
>posted it anyway
>other users keep trying to remove it and call you a faggot
>"b-buh I didn't make it"
>users still call you a faggot
>sperg out and say their seething because you keep trying to change shit that works

wow, weird.

>>20128539
You got me

>post yfw you sold over the weekend

>>20128514
>>20128508
god i wish i was this CHAD

I need to stop on stocks and just focus.on ai

Any sick loaded investors here want a risk?

WKHS gap up on Monday

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

cunny status:
GREEN

Why aren't we crashing?? I was pro
mised cheapies

>>20128572
Trump admin said they have q bombshell study to release on breakthrough therapy

Green open and crab towards red tomorrow cap it

ATTENTION

WE ARE FALLING SLIGHTLY

FALLING SLIGHTLY EVERYONE

FALLING SLIGHTLY

FALLING SLIGHTLY

FALLING SLIGHTLY

That's what I'm talking about and fuck the drudge report.

Don’t celebrate so fast mumu. We’re only green relative to Friday which was RED RED RED

>>20128591
We ain’t falling faggot

>>20128591
Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>20128598
Friday was closed dipshit

>>20128598

>>20128591
>financial news trying to make themselves irrelevant as fast as regular news print

Reminder that we closed at 3130. Party hats are permitted only when we are above 3130.

Bobo will never win. And if we have to inflate the USD to make it on par with the Yen.

The golden bull run begins. We broke the rug pullers

>Another day where faggot bears get C U C K E D

large CCL bagholder here....pray for me.

>>20128618
Futures were closed on Friday, retard? Lmfao you’re the dipshit

you thought it's dripping
but it's actually mooning

>>20128591
>+.4%
>Falling
>>20128631
Its literally all bots at this point.

Today's picks are to long thhe nasdaq, and long the euro dollar.

The market has decided. Fireworks.and beach parties win. Cases no longer.market.moving

>>20128584
really - do they actually have something or is this another one of their 'cure soon, two weeks bros' messages?

/biz/ weekend every weekend:
>FUTURES BLOOD RED! FUTURES BLOOD RED MONDAY!
monday:
>Futures up

bullbros represent

>>20128653

What’s your average? I’d get the fuck out unless you don’t mind holding for another 6 months at least. I’ve got some shares but I got in pretty close to the bottom so I’m still like green by 20% on it. It’s going to keep bleeding off though I plan on selling tomorrow

>>20128674
Idk. I think the best therapies are august ready.

This is probably a study on current treatment outcomes being much better than april

>Index +.5% across the board.
OOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>20128672
the fireworks last night were so weak where I live

>>20128591
Lol they edited it

>>20128548

Thread music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMclpUTpJUg

Old Carousel Music

Old Carousel Music

imagine thinking WKHS will ever close red again in the year of our lord 2020

>>20128696
>futures [up/down] as [random cuck event]

>>20128672
>he thinks covid moves market
>not scumbag politicians playing politics with peoples lives

>>20128696
Give it a half hour and it'll be rise instead of flat

>>20128695
I was driving home through rural indiana after bbqing all day at my dad's. Fireworks fucking everywhere throughout the entire drive. Honestly might be the most I've seen on any july 4th

>>20128711
lol nice

>>20128098
Only if those stocks don't have good dividends

>>20128715

Kikes move the market by choosing to put out fud articles or not on a given day

>>20128696
we're up .2% according to my calculations, that's up bigly.

>>20128696
>CNBC editors

>>20128687
The antibody results could.come this.month but it would be early. They said min of 1 month.

That said the.doses will be i hundreds of thousands available august due to concurrent prediction

>all economic forecasts are absolute dogshit
>money will flee to large and mega caps
TQQQchads WW@?
Dabbing on oil memers, airline memers, casino memers, you name it since 2009

I'm in DAL. 314 shares @ 27.95 avg. Be smiling real big when it hits 58 again..

>>20128696
>Lol they edited it
it's just bots that generate headlines, they change all the time as the futures change.

>>20128631
whatever they're doing gets more clicks than whatever other bullshit they've tried. That's all it's about, competing with buzzfeed and shit.

>>20128733
if you stab enough shadows, you're likely to hit something eventually. But this is not a market moving tool. If the powers that be wanted to move markets, they'd leak something good or bad to the NYT or WSJ or something to splash on the front page. Not the fucking CNBC.com crawl.

I hope Bobo is OK bros

>>20128221
I bought 3k of junior miner Enduro Metals corp.

But I don't understand jack shit, did some research and the new CEO seems like a legit power hungry boi. PAN MAN has some good junior picks, someone has the screenshot somewhere.

>>20128653
>buying cruise stocks in the middle of a global pandemic
God only helps those who help themselves

>>20128720
there were all kinds of "pedestrian" fireworks being shot off all weekend, all over the place. I mean that the main display that I went to see was pretty weak. I've seen some fireworks displays in my life where they're burning hundreds or thousands worth of really big fireworks every minute for a long ass time, you're just watching it and saying "holy shit this is a lot of fireworks".
I feel like the main fireworks display that I saw last night was like a $1000 budget or some crap

>>20128706
>New Christ, Jesus II is born 7/6/2020
>We begin ADAD year structure
ngmi bro

Let's be honest. Futures are only flat because the stock traders aren't showing up because they are still drunk as hell with burns on their fingers.

>tfw only bought 20 shares of WKHS cause i didn't believe it that much

what the fuck do i do

>>20128687
>being much better than april
>Treatments we had the whole time and would have managed the situation just fine and life could have continued on as normal had the globalists not gotten the signal to spam the mother to end all FUD to try and knock Trump off*

>>20128737
Which ones? Regeneron? Lilly? One of the smaller outfits?

>>20128774
why does mom have a boner and a tail and animal ears

>>20128793
Look for a new play

>>20128793
never give up, never surender

>>20128796
Any of those + ridgebacks antiviral. Theres a ton.others im missing too, but it looks like august.is gonna be the real "we have a cure" month

>>20128793
Don't feel bad. Hell I only got 10. But the number shares you got don't mean shit. The only thing that maters is the value they hit. If say in 10 years it hits 400 per, well hey that's 4000 extra for me.

>>20128774
>tfw didn't grow up in a rough neighborhood where big tiddy elves lurked around every corner trying to take my virginity

>>20128767

Gonna be waiting til the holiday season or after New Years minimum but yeah I’m in @24.30

>>20128823
You fought for the wrong side Churchill.

>>20128766
Yep, longing Amazon and Nvidia is like cheating the system. Low risk and recession proof while still giving great returns. Its a third option between being a normie/boomer index funder and being a robinhood gambler.

Can someone teach me about stocks. Wtf are calls and puts and futures? My dad told me to start trading and I downloaded robinhood and bought a ton of WKHS for 9 dollars because you guys told me. Now I’ve got the taste and want to actually know what I’m doing.

>>20128767
a bag holder like myself... im at 15.5 for AAL...

>>20128844
I think you mean tim allen

>>20128806
that is... odd
I'm going to assume the boner is because the artist isn't very good and was trying something involving perspective?
The tail and animal ears because how do you think she attracted dad in the first place?

>>20128838
yeah
something went very wrong with my life I guess.

>>20128828
shit
I think I'm going to buy more REGN premarket. But if it's NOT them, it could hurt.

>>20128591
>>20128696
Almost 100% of news on the stock market is computer generated or totally random.

>>20128791
More like a 3 way Mexican stand off between professional traders, general investors, and the Fed, wait to see who'll pull who's trigger first.

>>20128788
There is only one Christ blasphemer.

>>20128858

Yikes

>>20128857
Based and beginner's luck-pilled

You'll lose everything you just gained gambling on options

>>20128795
That lancet study was a complete fabrication. The va study was also designed to fail since many were already ventilated, hydrochloroquine was delayed, and many of the patients were septic. We caught the globalists red handed. You can’t say oops to this. It was intentional.

>>20128083
>bought several workhorse calls when it was $8
>paper handed and sold for a loss
>they are worth $10k now

I am never, ever, ever paper handing hype stocks ever again. My next target is NIO. Watch what im about to fucking tell you: NIO is the next fucking NKLA. No, worse... This shit will be a workhorse + nikola hybrid. It’s opening at $15 tomorrow and it will be trading at $100 EOM. I am dead fucking serious. If we shill it on tik tok and wall street bets it may reach $200.

>>20128441
SELL OTM calls and wait to be assigned. You get the premium and a big capital gain besides.

>>20128886
Like this?

>>20128885

>>20128935
good choice investing in china man, what could possibly go wrong.

Held my BA AAL RTX positions over the weekend this better have been worth it than just selling and buying tech stocks

has anyone seen bobo recently

>>20128935
buying options on volatile, let alone penny-priced, stocks, is always a bad idea due to the high premium. You may prefer selling puts (for the same reason), or just buying the underlying.

Are you ready for the GREENEST, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'ST day in WKHS historY?

>>20128953

Sell during morning pump Monday or you’re going to be bay holding a while

>>20128083
>FUCK BUFFET
How dare you. Fuck the rest of the list though..

Futies green.

>>20128953
>Held my BA AAL RTX positions over the weekend this better have been worth it than just selling and buying tech stocks
oof

CNBC:

STOCK FUTURES CRASHING

>>20128974
definitely feels to cocky from the bulls here, the crab is stronger than ever

>>20128148
Lewd

>>20128974
This is the new floor and will crab upwards for a bit until great news is reported

I always wanted to foreclose on a girls house. Does that make me evil?

>>20128886

>>20128953
Medium position on DFEN. Let's hope our boys in red white and blue go to 300!

can even sex offenders become rich through the stock market?

>>20129007
No, it makes you smart. Especially if the girl is hot. You two could come to an agreement..

>>20128098
No but it does make you a pussy.

>>20128653
Kek. I went all in on CCL when it was $8 a share. Bought 5k shares and sold when it was $20 a share.

>>20128951
>electric cars in chyna
>china

That’s all you need to know. This will go parabolic soon. I cracked the code on how these retarded retailers mind works.

>>20128914
>First large scale hydroxy test
is this for fucking real? How have they not done more? Everyone just afraid of being sued if it doesn't go right?
>2,500 people
>excludes people with a heart condition
>Detroit
This is exciting, but I'm not calling victory just yet. The at-risk age groups are real heavy on heart conditions.

>>20128974
BLOOD FLAT
CIRCUIT BREAKERS INBOUND

>>20128935
Damn this reddit prostitute is really pretty though. The bush thing... that's a little much for me. And I like feeling smooth shaved legs on a woman.

>>20129024
Probably not enough impulse control or longterm thinking

What made you think the market was gonna crash?

Stocks only go up

Tell me what the next WKHS is right

>>20129037
>BLOOD FLAT
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS INBOUND

Post milkies to stop this cruel fate!!!

>>20129037
I desire the 2D milkies attached to your post

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1279906540791779334

CHAD

>>20129055
>Post milkies to stop this cruel fate!!!
Damn it the fate is sealed. I meant to post this!

How much is my $20 strike workhorse put going to be worth tomorrow?

>>20128696
lol those fuckers

>>20129055
>>20129060
>>20129068
good lads

>>20129007
how many girls buy houses on their own with money that they made? like one or two ever?

>>20129092
I don't know. I assume half.

>>20128935
This.

NIO is the next runner up from WKHS

>>20129050
NIO or SOLO

WKHS gap up to $25 tomorrow

>>20129069
Zero

>>20129092
Do single girls even save or invest?

>>20129050
WKHS

>>20129098
I don't think I've ever heard of a girl buying a house on her own, they usually just live in apartments until they can find a guy to buy a house for them

>>20129089
>that girl from fate
should i watch fate if so what order

WE DID IT BIZ!!!

>>20129120
Women overall invest 40 percent less money than men do according to a survey by digital investment platform Wealthsimple. And if given the opportunity to do more, many women wouldn’t step up. In a recent survey by Lexington Law — which asked men and women what they’d do with an extra $1,000 — men were 35 percent more likely than women to say they would invest the money.

>>20129117
>5

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20129131
>>20128735
>>20128696
>>20128591

>>20129110
>>20129050
Listen to this anon SOLO has some money in it. Ride the EV wave.

>>20129024
Didn't Epstein get rich through the stock market?

I held 2× NASDAQ and TSX ETFs through the long weekend, as well as half my WKHS, all my NET, PGM, and MAXR

How green am I?

I"M GONNAAAAAAAAAA CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>20129119
well fugg

>>20129154
i'm not even in SOLO but i'm going to get on it even my uncle is going to buy it he bought NIO calls to and is making it so hard rn

Is there literally any stopping this?
All we do is go up. ATH just get blown apart and there seems to be no one willing to sell big tech. I feel like were peak euphoria with stuff like Microsoft, but the Pow wont let us drop.

>>20129157
Epstein wasn't the predator, he was blackmailing the predators to keep them on Israel's leash

>>20129157
Kind of but not in a trading chad kinda way. The story of his rapid ascension to fuck off rich is a bit wiggly and hard to put a finger on..

>>20129169
Screencap the put, I wanna see it. The cynical part of me wants to think you actually know what you're doing and you aren't actually so retarded.

>>20129131
lets sell everrything so they have to edit it again

>>20129175
How many times does it need to be said?
FNGU, TQQQ, and SOXL literally prop up this market from touching this dogshit economy. Betting against any of them is betting against the Fed, LITERALLY. The true bear play on the american economy is going all in on equities.
Money would rather be passed around speculating on pieces of paper than actually touching the toxic assets they represent (american businesses)

>>20129175
Megacaps are feasting on rest of economy

>>20129212
No, I'm all in banks.
I'll go bankrupt!

>>20129214
>>20129215
Pretty much my impression desu
t. All in on tech

I don’t get paid until Thursday at 1 am eastern standard time. Is there anyway to tell what stocks I should buy then? I only own WKHS currently.

>>20129206

>>20129139
It’s because you literally need balls to take on the risk

>>20129214
Tech always brings the economy forward since the beginning of capitalism, certain industries hit a maximum, but tech never hits a maximum because the possibility of innovation is unlimited.

>>20129229
>>20129214
Maybe 80% leveraged tech (TQQQ, FNGU, SOXL) and 20% bonds for when the rates inevitably go to zero in the next crash?

>>20129234
Just buy more horse lol

>>20129238
Jeez, man, you really are a smoothbrain.

Hey Bobos- I think these would look really great on you! Your bull will love to see you wearing these while you're worshipping his manhood.

https://shop.tesla.com/product/tesla-short-shorts?sku=8529140-00-A

What I should buy tomorrow?

>>20129277
Citigroup

>>20129242
Or because its legitimized to find a betabux husband and much easier

>>20129256
I have gold desu
Its not the most profitable hedge, but its what I feel comfortable with.
When we crash I sell 20 ounces and buy me 200 QQQ or MSFT or whatever.

Just like I did a few weeks ago. When gold drops back to its usual levels I will buy some back.

>>20129277
WKHS calls or SHLL warrants

>>20129267
Based

>>20129175
The truth is, the market was a secular bull from the start.

>>20129288
holy shit
the wall is a fucking nightmare

>>20129238
>only bought one contract
fuck off poorfag that only did it for a meme

Hello frens if digits horsey gap to 25 in morning

>>20129277
Im waiting for quite post q2 er for any further swing trades. In tech now though so its not sideline cash

>>20129310
>>20129310
Its amazing how success makes a man lower the age of acceptable partners. Women who wait are fucked.

>>20129256
The only worthwhile bond holding is TMF and I'd still rather go 100% TQQQ, recover principal then start dumping profits into gold miners. They generate value rather than "lock in" asset value. If I see something truly stupid, like negative interest rates or YCC I'd start dumping into the actual gold or gold contracts as well.
Bet against America with TQQQ. It is literally Fed backed.

imagine if TSLA went into the clothing sector

>>20129321
I wish I weren't poor. I bought one $12 call for July 17 a while ago for a hundred bucks and now it's worth $850.

Imagine how much I would have had I just sold all my horse and rolled it over into calls.

>>20129340
>sells 5 pieces of clothing in a year
>becomes more valued than nearly all american retail

>>20129340
It'd somehow still find a way to be valued like tech despite only pumping out shirts.

>>20128696
Lol they edited to "rise slightly"

Ok my only goal now is this
Get rich or die
Being a sex offender is horrible but I can do it.

>He buys puts on WKHS
Stop

>>20129359
Clothing is all brand. Might be a good area to explore.

>>20128083
>local europoor market is 6% off from earlier in the year
We don't even have a vaccine yet, and the economy has suffered massive damage that'll take years to undo. How can we continue to go up? Bulls are going insane. We have to go down from here. These prices are absurd.

>>20129383
Market doesnt care its just supply vs demand and no one wants bonds, real estate, or private businesses.

>>20129383
Dollar milkshake. I am not kidding when I say that every time a money printer goes into overdrive, that money makes it to the American TQQQ.
Even euros should be getting in on this.

>>20129364
how many people did you offend (sexually) ?

>>20129165
I'm starting to think that girls like this are the norm now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=renvQUtV8wk

Day trader vlogger getting BTFO'd by WKHS and wording it as "giving back some profits after shorting"

Lmao

>>20129449
kek

>>20129336
God I hate women
>>20129449
>Day trader vlogger
What?
>Be woman
>Do anything
>Have some desperate males pay attention to you
GOD I HATE WOMEN

>>20129470
Non americanized
: Family, love, happiness

Americanized
:love disney, eating sushi, and blm. Looking for someone to get boba with!

>>20129448
No, most girls are ugly as fuck. Take a walk outside and I'm sure you will agree. But not too long. Inside is better.

>>20129470
I know what you mean dogg

>>20129448
>girls
peep the hands my dude, also the forearm and wrist

How do you guys feel about ZOM? I don't penny fag often but bought some shares of this out of interest.

>>20129502
Is eating sushi, virtue signaling, and wanting to drink boba a personality? Every fucking Asian around me in the Bay Area say yes!

>>20129524
How do i get the sex with these bay area asians?

>>20129534
be white, literally this.

>>20129534
You don't want that. But you can get it by being a techie Onions chugger who lives in one of these areas: SF, Mountain View, Palo Alto, Cupertino, Emeryville.

>>20129470
Don't blame women, blame simps.

>>20129407
When the market becomes massively disjointed from the state of the economy, you should be wary.

yay lines go up!

>>20129524
The personality is even worse behind those likes. High chance they are structurally unhappy and unable to contribute except by laughing if you say a joke. They bring zero to the table except their vagina

acquire capital

>>20129502
Women outside of the US are even bigger money whores, but they admit it at least.
Girls in Iran will pretend to be religious till someone drives up in a BMW. Same anywhere really.

Women follow the money, just as man follow sex and getting the slightest notion of attention.
>>20129515
Many men are just as pathetic. Imagine telling some 20 year old from 1850 to pay a months wage for watching a girl show cleavage and read out his name to strangers.
>>20129554
True. They are the root cause for most of our issues.

>>20129518
buy XOM instead

Will WKHS hit $30 tomorrow?

>>20129559
When did qqq track to the real usa economy?

>>20129586
what the fuck anon now i have to coom...

>>20129575
Truth but at least they might have some respect for it.

>>20129559
Im worried when the Fed stops printing.
Until then its a free for all.

>>20128312

All of them - GDX

>>20129518
ill buy ZOM if that braphog sits on my face

>>20129534
Be a decently attractive white guy who has at least 10% more chin than a spoon. I have found that about 80% of the time the more outwardly social justicey those asian girls are, the more they're actually into raceplay.

>>20129042
woah, reviewbrah's mtf surgery went better than expected.

BROS I THINK IT WAS A GLITCH WE ARENT ACTUALLY UP BY MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20129569
Agreed. They're really only good for the vagoo and maybe cosplay.

>>20129448
In what way? Attractiveness? No

Whorishness? Yes

>>20129601
doesn't sound like a bad problem to have

>>20129648
why does ishtar have best feet

>>20129638
oil is already red as fuck UH

>>20129636
it really did

guys keep selling so cnbc has to change the article again

Does anyone on /smg/ unironically trade whilst high?
When I get high I find it makes me very introspective and capable of "higher thought" I otherwise could not do while sober. It seems like I would be a lot better at trading if I was high for all of it.

>>20129689
shut the fuck up baggie

>>20129638
Its just a glitch, brah

>>20129701
buy high, sell high, get high profits
I don't touch that grass though, I'd rather walk on the fungal path

>>20129727
nice ID, I'm jelly

All that green on the Russell is entirely from the HORSE

>>20129288
Oh shit. She's that woman from the Linkin Park video about teenage prostitution. Crawling. WTF

Futures don’t mean shit

>>20128148
Sir this is a blue board.

>>20129669
What? Is this real

>>20129750
Will horsie have to leave the russell when it joins the trillion dollar club or can it stay indefinitetly

>>20129765
I wish. It's from his fall, put through make a girl app or something.

>>20129502
>muh pure foreign women
humans are human wherever you go
and sometimes the devil you know is better than the devil you don't

>>20129632
>>20129550
>>20129553
Do I have to be successful and have a bright future and not be fat?

new
>>20129807
>>20129807
>>20129807
>>20129807

>>20129798
Taco Bell pineapple freezes are so good

>>20129816
But brain freeze!

>>20129599
Markets roughly track the economic situation. You won't get divergent behavior for long.

>>20128361
>One synonym for "happy" is gay
>Happy Inspection is an HIV test
Chinese poetry.

>>20128936
selling any call at all seems useless. If it's too otm you're fucked, and even the most itm calls available don't give that much vs the value of the underlying needed to sell the calls.
What do you think of this strategy instead?

>>20129701
I smoke weed while I trade, does not help but does not hinder too much because trading is a slow game. I like playing chess, chess is way harder than trading.

>>20128142
This is unironically the new prius^2

>>20130028
What is this strategy?

>>20129502
>Americanized
>Hello fellow white people.