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>post age
>post amount in bank account
>we laugh at how poor we all are
>we accuse people of lying about their riches

>22
>$1700

>> No.954
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954

>>926
>poor

>> No.956

>20
>$1800
>34.5 LTC

>> No.1022

>>954

So thats only like what...?

7 freedom dollars? GTFO poorfag

>> No.1042

>>926
23
~40K. it goes up and down as my expense reporting gets submitted.

>> No.1053

>>954
gibe moni plos

>> No.1054

I have money

>> No.1079

>29
>-40

>> No.1089

>23
>about $50k in the bank and another $135k in stocks (too lazy to check exact amounts)

>> No.1104

>18
>Probably like 40 bucks

>> No.1119

>27
>~$1k in checking
>~$2.5k in savings
>~$26k in brokerage

I need to start working on getting another job, it's been a few months since I quit the last one

>> No.1128

25.

I've currently got $459.37 in my checking accounts, and $3000 in my savings. Just finished paying all of my bills for the month; it'll be back up after I get paid.

>> No.1131

>19
>1800

College sure is fun.

>> No.1135

>20
>$8000

>> No.1144

>>1022
$24,698,899.33 US at current exchange
>>1053
No
Maybe you should have worked hard enough to be born into a wealthy family

>> No.1145

>>926
>22
>4500 euros

>> No.1148

>20
>882 SEK
>136.62 USD

>> No.1149

>>1089
What's it like living with your parents?

>> No.1153

>21
>$3100
I don't have a job though.

>> No.1159

>23
>1403.48

such is life as a wage slave

>> No.1160

>28
>$12k cash
>$40k investments

>> No.1170

>25
less than 100 dollars

most of my income goes to gym memberships and bills.

>> No.1175

>>1149
I actually do live with my dad, but I pay rent. We get along pretty well. Moving out next year though.

>> No.1176

>>1144

>worked hard enough to be born into a wealthy family

I loled

>> No.1180

age: 25
account: $1100

>> No.1188

>>926
>19
>$3000 (minus $8000 in student loans)

>> No.1190

>20
>37$

>> No.1201
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1201

26
9000 € (~15000 $)

>> No.1202

>22
>$1400

>> No.1203
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1203

>26
>pic

>> No.1206

>20
>$20000

It's hard to make money as a student ;_;

>> No.1211

Age: 19
$18,600 in savings
My grandfather left it as a sizable inheritance. I need to figure out a long term plan to leverage it for better gains than 1-2% with my credit union.

>> No.1229

>>1144
Share rich wisdom

>> No.1244

>21
>$0.78

>> No.1248

>20 as of today
>$1,200
And about $800 in cash, so $2000 in total.

>> No.1263

21
Checking: $2000
Investments: $17,533.92

Those engineering summer internships sure do pay the bills.

>> No.1268

>25
>-$45 (overdrawn), $60 in cash
not worrying about it, I've been broke before and I can survive

>> No.1272

>>926
19
£20k and a £250k house with no mortgage and a car

>> No.1273

>>926

>24
>850 €uros Bank Account
>2400 €uros savings

still a student

>> No.1275

>>1244
I know that feel

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1281

22
£7,500 approx.

>> No.1295
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1295

>21
>$2,145.42

I had about 8k saved up last year, but I blew most of it on a car.

>> No.1306

21
Approximately 500 trillion Zimbabwe dollars

>> No.1308

>20
>15k

>> No.1313

>26
>300 in chequing
>-6000 in line of credit
>-1000/2000 on credit card
>Make $18.35/hr
My goal is to be debt free by 2015
How realistic is this goal

>> No.1324

>20
>$100
>2.5 BTC

>> No.1333

>19
>300 in student banking, 1500 in savings.
>tfw many tens of thousands in the hole because college.
God it feels shit to be an amerifat.

>> No.1338

>>1148
>19
>1,259,363.60 SEK
>ditt ansikte när

>> No.1341

>19
>12 000 euros
Thanks grandpa,I won't waste all you gave me

>> No.1347

>23
>$30 usd

>> No.1365

>>1229
I really don't deserve a penny of this

I live in the BVI, and my grandfather set up several banks and business ventures.

My father later became a partner, and when my grandfather died he left half his estate (including shares in what's now my father's company) to me.

All my money's derived from this.

>> No.1373

>21
>$20

Not kidding.

>> No.1375

>tfw all my grandpa ever got me was a ps2 and some loose change

>20
>~500 USD

>> No.1379

>28
>1000 in checking and 7000 in savings

>> No.1388

>>1211
>sizable inheritance
>leverage $20,000

>> No.1393

>20
>$600

>> No.1395

>21
>$2200

I need a new job.

>> No.1399
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1399

All these rich people.

>22
>$500.00

>> No.1411

>25
>~$30

Thank you Viktor, Hungary is doing better. EU tier prices, bottom lel tier wages.

At least I have an apartment of my own.

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1414

>all the wealth in this thread

bourgeois scum

>> No.1425

>>954
You have 14 million euros in a checking account?

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1435

>this thread

>> No.1438

>21
>$800 under my mattress

>> No.1450

>20
>$16000
Not for long. Unemployment here I come.

>> No.1453

>>926
>21
>£2100

I have more in assets, but that has been collected over a number of years,

>> No.1458

>>1414
>jealous

>> No.1473

>>926
19
About 0 SEK

i-is it ok if I post my amount of gold in wow...?

>> No.1479

US - $470
Feels bad man

>> No.1500

>21
>About £2500

Also fucking Santander are fucking about and telling me I'm in an overdraft after I paid off my credit card even though I'd already transferred the money into my account. Fuck's sake.

>> No.1514

>20
>4 dollars
>not even joking, 4 dollars on the bank and 15 on my wallet

>> No.1516

>>1365
Be grateful then, you are in 1% of the population, now you can do something that will be truly yours

>> No.1517

>>1425
>Euros
>Checking account

>> No.1518

>>1365

What do you spend your money on?
What's your daily life? Do you work?

>> No.1538

>>1313
Get on top of it and you can achieve anything anon

>> No.1541

19
>$5

>> No.1543

>mfw i'm the brokest person on 4chan

>make $1400/month
>$735/month in bills alone
>owe 400 in taxes, 700 to an ex, 400 to repair my car to get inspection sticker
>mfw i haven't bought anything for myself that wasn't a nice meal since last may

>> No.1548

>>1458
probably, but I'm happy with being a poorfag

>> No.1557

>22
>$1215.69 checking
>$2000.80 savings (pointless)
>-$7233.51
>2014
>not tracking every penny (or your currencies equivalent)
>not using double-entry accounting
>not using free software to do it
>gnucash.org

>> No.1573

At least some of you guys are poorer than me.

I'm still looking for a part-time job so I can earn some money while in school. I really don't like not having an income, though my parents have been very supportive.

>> No.1585

>>1516
Not really

When you've grown up accustomed to getting whatever you want, everything becomes boring.

Plus I can't ever go into politics due to my background.

>> No.1588

>19
>around 360 euro

>> No.1592

>19
>45k dkk (8,2k usd) in savings.
>10k dkk (1,8k usd) for myself and rent next month.

I thought i was poor as fuck

>> No.1593

>23
>30k

>> No.1595

>>1548
If you're so happy with being a poorfag, then why do you insult people who are richer than you?

>> No.1597

>20
>160 zloty

>> No.1604

>>1514
I know that feel. do you live with your parents? being broke is shitty but I think it can be good for you in the long run

>> No.1607

>>1538
thanks :)
I currently work a 9-5 and I can afford to put away about $4-500/month. I think I'm going to try and find a part time job for 10-ish hours a week that I could put completely towards debts

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1612

>>1543
also currently less than 100 dollars in my bank account and about 60 in my wallet

just spend most of my money on getting rid of bed bugs

nobody here works as a chef?

>> No.1613

>>1543
>$735/month in bills alone

Jesus Christ son, do you heat a 200m2 house with heater fans only with the windows open or what?

>> No.1618

18
$0.05, but i'll have ~$230 on Friday

I also have about four Bitcoins, but those are becoming increasingly worthless ;_;

>> No.1630

>23
>600 euros
>tfw no job

>> No.1644

>>1595
because it's funny, why are you here?

>> No.1649

>>1613
most of my money goes to gym memberships and martial arts lessons, plus i live in a very expensive city, also i smoke weed and drink at bars.

>> No.1657

>21
>$38,000+

I had an accident when I was a child and my parents had a good lawyer.

>> No.1664

>22
>$350
>also about 9k in an account from my grandmother

>> No.1670

>>1604
Yeah, pretty much that. The only reason I do have money in my wallet is because my GF actually splits the bill at restaurants and movies. Looking for work, though.

>> No.1671

19
I had 700, I'm down to 300 since I bought a ps4 just now

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1696

>24
>see pic

>> No.1710

1945
6,000,000
Oh vey muh sheckles, give money germany
Stupid goyim

>> No.1714

>>1649
>most of my money goes to gym memberships and martial arts lessons, plus i live in a very expensive city, also i smoke weed and drink at bars.

>wastes money
>WHY DONT I HAVE MONEY

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1716

29

£80,000

>> No.1717

>>1518
>What do you spend your money on?
Nothing, really.

I have a house here and a house in London and a couple of boats here. To be honest I don't really spend that much anymore. There's a lot of alcohol, cigarettes, electronics etc. here for sale because of the tax and the cruises, but I've mostly got everything I want. My biggest expenditure now is probably flying to the UK and back every once in a while.

>What's your daily life? Do you work?

My father wants me to become more involved in the business, saying that I'll take over it, but I can't really be fucked. My day mostly comprises of idleness - I wake up when I want, drink through the day and browse the internet.

Money really doesn't buy you happiness,

>> No.1734

>>1649
that's your own goddamn fault then you stupid shit
don't complain about being poor when you have the financial sense of a gnat

>> No.1740

>>1714
I was kinda thinking this too.

>People who frequent bars, spend $5.00 per blunt

Seriously, what the fuck?

But then, I'm broke too. Only $500.00.

>> No.1744

>21

>$32000

>No college debt, will graduate debt free

>making >$100k starting out of college.

CS ftw. Get on my level

>> No.1747

>>1657
Me too and it got me £3k. What happened to you?

When I was about 8 I wasn't looking where I was going and I ran into a part of a metal fence that had been left hanging over the middle of the pavement from a construction site and got a gash about an inch away from my left eye.

Also:
>21
>£1400

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1756

Ask me anything.

>> No.1765

jeezus. you people wouldn't know broke if it grabbed your balls.

move to the Gulf of Mexico along the southern edge of the US if you wanna see some fuckin' poverty

>> No.1766

>21
>6k in bank
>14k in various assets (cryptos, stocks)

>> No.1770

>>1717
>this post
I have a song for you. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NskSnQIPBBM

>> No.1771

>20
>8800 €

>> No.1787

>21

>$2000 + 7 btc

>> No.1792

>>1670
yay cool girlfriends. I got laid off about a month ago and I'm waiting to start a seasonal picking job, probably in a couple weeks depending on the weather. I'm on EI but the waiting period sucks. then once summer rolls around I'll be back to work for another nine months.

>> No.1802

>>1756
how?

>> No.1803

>>1649
GET A HOME GYM NIGGA

Get on craigslist or something like that. You'll save SO MUCH money.

>> No.1835

>19
>$600

But I've got $2,000 worth of stuff in my coin collection.

>> No.1836

>>1765
hungry is hungry dude, doesn't matter where you live

>> No.1838

>>1802
My father is a CEO. When I turned 18 he gave me a job and told me where to invest my money.

>> No.1840

>>1803
i pretty frequently do workout videos on youtube, but my apartment is so tiny and shitty i don't have any room for equipment

>> No.1850

>>926
>21
>Idk maybe $300? NEET fag

>> No.1865

>>1717
You seem to be bored because of your family giving you pre-planned roadmap instead of taking your life in your own hands.. I would move out to a place where I dont know anybody and start from scratch

>> No.1878

>>1836
having over 1000 in your bank account isn't hungry. it's not even close. literally 90% of the anons here have at least that. where i grew up most people might be lucky to have 5 dollars

>> No.1889
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1889

>>1802
le bitcoin mastermind face

>> No.1918

>>1744
>CS
>thinks he will make 100k out of college
Nice try. You're just a brainwashed tool that believes that you will be "the one" out of the thousands of peopl who is chosen by some major company.
Also, how does it feel to have college paid off by your parents?

>> No.1920

>25
>20K

>> No.1921

>26
>4000€

thank you social welfare

>> No.1922

>>1838
all my father ever did was get drunk and call me a faggot for not having a gf

>> No.1923

>>1838
Do you live a millionaire lifestyle, or do you live like a "normal" person.

Also, will you buy this house and invite me over? I absolutely love this house. http://www.thejills.com/miami-beach-mls-listing/a1815544.htm

>> No.1926

29

£40 roughly, I haven't checked

>> No.1930

>19
>$6000
If I ever get a driver's license I'll get a job.

>> No.1933

>>1878
Into the east asian shithole you go

>> No.1946
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>20
>$150

>> No.1950

>24
>$3000 in checking
>$2500 in Roth IRA
...
>2 Bitcoins
>~$7500 in Magic cards

fuck you it's an investment

>> No.1975

>>1878
yeah of course not, I was talking about the actual broke anons.

>> No.1989

>>1926
what's to check, just go look for money in your pockets

>> No.1992
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1992

So many rich kids sucking daddies magic money cock

>> No.2002
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2002

>20
>$400
How do I manage to get a job somewhere other than fast food?

>> No.2004

>20
>$1800

>> No.2007

>24
>2180€

>>1696

So that's 3400€ every month? How does that work?
Is it enough to live comforably?

>> No.2012

>>1923
>Do you live a millionaire lifestyle, or do you live like a "normal" person.
I live upper middle class. My house is worth just under a million dollars. I suppose I'm quite frugal given how much I'm worth. I can't access most of my investment earnings anyway.

>> No.2015

>18
>$6500

>> No.2039

>>2002
Go to University, accumulated a shitload of debt and then spend the rest of your life working it off.

>> No.2043

>>1950
where did you setup your IRA?

>> No.2052

>>2039
>paying for education

>> No.2059
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2059

>>1747
I was at a fair in line for pic related. My fingers found themselves in the bolt holes for the foot rest and when the attendant brought it back, it severed ~5mm off the tip of my left thumb and nearly halfway through my left index finger.

>> No.2063

>>2043

Belfast

>> No.2065

>>2039
How's culinary school? Been thinking about that recently.

>> No.2078

>>2012
Sounds good. I like you.

>> No.2090

>19
>$10

that is including debt from student loans though.

Hopefully I will get that le ebin google internship and make some money when I graduate

>> No.2100

>>2059
ouch

Did you manage to get that shit reattached properly?

>> No.2105

>>2059
The first finger in space

>> No.2108

>24
>$22

I think I'm just gonna spend it on booze

>> No.2119

>20
>£188,000

>> No.2120

>19
>$129,325,105.38

>> No.2125

>>926
>19
>chemical engr student
>16k

but 10k is going to be gone when Ibuy my new chemical reactor from china...

>> No.2152

>20
>$36000
Not bad considering that until early I was a NEET.

>> No.2176

>>926

60 Euros YO!

>> No.2188

>>2176
NICE BRAH

>> No.2189

This thread is irrelevant unless you post the sum of all your debt as well.

>> No.2190

>>2063
oh youre a yuro. nvm then. i was looking to setup and IRA but didnt know who had good rates

>> No.2192

>22
>£900
I bought a new computer worth £1800 this week, waiting for some parts to be delivered.

>> No.2198

>>954
>having 14 mil on a single bank account

>> No.2208

>>2105
lol

>> No.2209

>>2120
Pic or didn't happen

>> No.2212

>>2192
>23
>-£200

;_;

>> No.2219

>>2189
Sure.

A grand total of $0

>> No.2255

>>1744
>100k starting

Yeah, alright buddy. You're so ignorant and delusional, yet it's funny to watch you try and best anonymous people on 4chan.

So pathetic.

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2256

>>926
How about people actually post how they MADE the ~135k that they have.. lol

made my 21k through selling legal cannabis, until it got banned. Fucking sick of governments killing viable business opportunities

>> No.2260

20

£400 maybe

>> No.2262

dubs

>> No.2263

27
$6432.61

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2278

>>954
>editing HTML to impress people online

anyway
>19
>~8K USD

>> No.2290

>20
>>2285 dollars

>> No.2294

>>2189
It's also irrelevant if you have the majority of your assets tied up in investments of whatever kind, and only keep enough in your bank account to keep you going for the next X months.

>> No.2303

at one point I was smiling while reading this thread, rich and poor both in one place.. But then I realized im in deep shit, im poor, time goes by and I may never know how it feels to not worry about money.. ;_;

>> No.2313

21
-£891

>> No.2332
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2332

>>926
>21
>several tens of thousands in the red
Daily reminder that I and others like me will be the ones spreading our financial knowledge here!

>> No.2333

>19
>14,000
Mostly just because of good circumstances.

>> No.2336

>>926
>33
>€17
( ._.)

>> No.2346

>>2100
The thumb loss was too small to re-attach so now the bone is right under the skin and my nail appears long because the skin under it extends beyond my main thumb flesh if that makes sense. The finger was stitched back, it was basically cut on one side and slipped off the bone a bit to make it look half severed though no bone was damaged.

>> No.2349

>>1414
>>1399

What wealth? There are like 3 people in this thread who I could call rich

>> No.2353

>>2294
This.

I've probs got about a quarter million in assets in addition to >>2119

>> No.2356

>19
>$2300 AUD

It's not much, but it's something.

>> No.2376

>18
>~$3500
meh

>> No.2380

>>2356
>not even 5000 posts
>already a tripfag

Planning to be the big tripfag on /biz/ or what?

>> No.2382

>20
>£3

>> No.2402

>>2380

>> No.2415

>>2380
Well, he does have fag in his trip.

>> No.2416

>>926
>21
>$6600
Not bad for a uni student.

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2437

Being poor is suffering. Doesn't help that you're on a self-imposed austerity measure.

>> No.2440

>>2380
The trip stuck on from other boards. We're all friends here.

>> No.2483

>20
>$4857

The temptation to blow every penny of it on a motorcycle is constant

>> No.2485

>>2440
Take it off then.

Or I will keep mocking you for being poor.

>> No.2490

>>2440
>kill yourself

>> No.2508

>18
>2 dollars in nickels under my mattress
>0.0000000000000000000089532 BTC

>> No.2511

700k i cant touch and 5k i can touch
25 and wondering why i live like a poorfag

>> No.2531

20
around 4000 yuropoor dorrars

I have never worked in my life, I'm just a stingy motherfucker who saves any tiny scrap of birthday money he has gotten in the past 12 years. Even at the age of 8 I never spent money on silly toys. Just the occasional vidya. I even jewed people in school by running some software and telling them it was something they should never try themselves because "your console could brick!"

>> No.2533

>>2485
;( pls no

>> No.2551

>>2508
>actually having bitcoins

>> No.2618

>24
>$1100 in checking, $4000 in savings, no debt

feels good man

>> No.2649

20
$36
Tying on a 5k computer though if that means anything

>> No.2708

>>2649
How do you even spend $5,000 on a PC? Three titans?

>> No.2709

>26
>$700 pesos

>> No.2712

>>2531
i did the same thing when i was younger, i never spent any money from when i was like 10 to 16. i had about $3700 by then, and i bought a car.

then there was the gas dilemma and i had to get a job. my mom just laughed at me when i told her i spent all my money on the car and ran out of gas a week later

>> No.2714

>18
>$730
I'd have thousands more if I didnt have to repair my car every few months from some other retarded crash or ditch

>> No.2716

>26
>$5500

>> No.2745

>>926
29
$4800 in savings total
$4400 in IRAs, contributing $200/mo
Fuckhuge amounts in retirement 403bs.

It kills me how many people aren't using a real savings plan for retirement.

>> No.2760

20
$27
>>2649
Nigga you don't need a $5000 computer, I didn't even pay a tenth of that and can play any game on at least medium.

>> No.2770

>>2714
>not biking like a good jew

>> No.2788

>>2712
yeah, I read the same story hundreds of times, so I haven't bought a car yet. I'll just bike or drive my mother's tiny little ford KA. I'll only get a car when I get a decent paying job or when I really, really need one.

>> No.2843

24
$331.47

Forever poor.

>> No.2815

18
£23,482.90

>> No.2816

>>2708
socket 2011 and a custom loop, plus a $800 monitor and $600 headphone setup

>>2760
indie game dev, the power is usefull

What the point of money if you don't spend it right?
Money has no value only potential value

>> No.2902

I can run any indie game on my 600 dollar laptop you huge faggot.

I also develop indie games for spare change.

>> No.2918

>19
>$321

>> No.2921

>21
>24,700 in scottrade account
>700 in pnc account
>500 in bb&t account
>approximately 2400 in U.S> gubment savings bonds
>about 1300 in cash under my mattress

>> No.2927

>20 (student)
>just over £150 in current account
>little over £350 in ISA if memory serves, cba to log in and check
>tfw thousands of pounds in debt with student loan

On the plus side, student loans aren't real loans, so that's a worry for future me. If my current financial action plan holds up I'll be depositing £600 into the isa next term, and hopefully by april 2015 I'll have it up to £2000.

>be aiming to buy a house as soon as possible out of uni, unless job requires me to spend that money on a car

>> No.2994

>19
>£457.00

so thats like $300,000.00 right

>> No.3025

>>2902
assuming you where replying to me >>2816
I don't develop pixel art games, I am working on a bigger scale project which even features destructible environments, it takes about 2-3 hours alone to render out the light maps for one level, its only basic math that if I have a computer half as powerful it would take twice as long

>> No.3061

>19
>70,000 € (95,000 freedom dollars)

No, not inheritance, l2bizness nubs

>> No.3065

>>3025
Drunken lizard games??

>> No.3053

27

checking account which I use for paying bills has 40 dollars left after bills.

I have maybe 500 in cash
500 in paypal

I only "work" 4 days a month though, the rest of the time I do whatever I want. (usually nothing)

>> No.3104

>>926
>19
>400$
And I get back into college next semester, so that will all be gone.

>> No.3206
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>21
>$5500 savings, $5000 CD

will be an investment banking summer analyst this summer and will make ~10k after tax and living expenses, so ill be able to graduate from my top 20 university debt free. and if i get an IB job from a return offer, ill make $120-$140k my first year out of college at age 22. feelsgoodman.

>> No.3214

>>3061
> l2bizness

As in investment, or as in entrepreneurship?

>> No.3281

>>926
>18
>£4500

>> No.3303

>>2063
Oh it's THAT kind of IRA

>> No.3344

>>3214
Entrepreneurship, but either one works.

>> No.3358

26
£10,000 in my bank account
£1,000 in a savings account
£1,000 in a government NSI accoutn

>> No.3439

30
41k

40k is kinda my limit on how much I want in my account at all times for emergencies. I bought a 7k TV recently so I am really low.

>> No.3506

>27
>$250

>> No.3482

>19
>$2700

>> No.3484

Any tips for making small cash online.
LOL I know

>> No.3508

I don't want to be poor anymore, can you guys give me some shekels?

>> No.3533
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3533

>>926
>25
>id rather have my mum back then this money ;-;

>> No.3585

>>3533
I'll be your mom for that money.


>20
>~$200

LIVING THE DREAM

>> No.3565

>>3533

I am a wizard. Give me the money and I'll give you your mom back.

>> No.3573

>23
>$1200

>> No.3610

>>3565
>>3585
>mom
not mum or mam fuck off yank jews

>> No.3620

>>3358
>£10,000 in my bank account
>£1,000 in a savings account
Dear god, why?

>> No.3634
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3634

>>3533
Did your mom die?

>> No.3678

>>3610
Fuck I'll be your mum or whatever. For that money I'll be your fucking cat and any nationality you like.

>> No.3680
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3680

>21
>$115

>> No.3706

22
$40

AND $26K IN STUDENT LOANS

LIVIN THE DREAM

>> No.3689

>23
>$0.55

>> No.3722

>>3634
yes:c

>>3678
its pound sterling to about 9billion usd what about a mexican cat?

>> No.3713

This thread makes me feel slightly better about myself

>> No.3753

23
$3500

>> No.3758

>>926
>27
>$0.01

>> No.3741

>>3713
no kidding. what a bunch of fucking losers

>> No.3770

>>2278
Do they kick you out of Student Checkings if you get a job?

>> No.3791

>>3722
¡méow!

>> No.3792

>>3344
What's yer bizniss?

>> No.3816

>>3620
This. What are you doing nigger?

>> No.3828
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21
~$60
~$30 withdraw pending

I'm NEET. Just ordered Liar's Poker, More Money Than God and Barron's SAT 2400

>> No.3837
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3837

>21
>£267,000

I'd rather my parents were still here though instead of that stupid fucking priceless house ;_;

>> No.3858

I want to live!
Rich persons, share your wisdom, how do you start from the bottom?

>> No.3864

>>926

34

$160 000 AUD

30k in another account

50 ounces of gold
a fair bit of silver.

waiting for the crash in Australia so I can buy out some fuckwit bogan properties

>> No.3893

>>3206
Why couldn't I be born a sheikh

>> No.3885

>>3206
And there's bonuses

>> No.3890

Just turned 24 today.

> having a bank account

I have been working my job for 4 years and I work under the table. I put all my money into guns and ammunition and giving gifts to friends who are good to me.

My plan in life is to win the lottery and become a millionaire that way. But when the happening comes I will off myself and leave my massive armory to my family to defend themselves with.

>> No.3935

23

I don't have a bank account and I have 75 cents in my name.

>> No.3922

>>1201
>15000 dollars
more like 12300

>> No.3955

>18
>~$20,000.00

>> No.3964

>>3935

Get an online bank account just for the sake of having one. No minimum to open, no fees.

>> No.3965

>>3858
1. have an IQ of 130+ 2. do well in school 3. network with a lot of people 4. profit

>> No.3982

>>3964

how friend

>> No.4027
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4027

>19
>Between $14,000 and $25,000

My blood father placed $2,000 when I was born in an account, and my grandfather has added to it ever since. I think I might use it for a degree in something.

>> No.4051

>21
>$100

>> No.4053

>>3864
It will be delicious.

>> No.4049

>21
>$2,200

>> No.4059

>>3982

Ally Bank or Capital One 360, just sign up through their site. 100% legit.

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4078

>>3837
I know this feel

>"wow your so lucky to own your own house I wish I had one"

>> No.4086

>18
>$27
without this full scholarship i'd be fucked

>> No.4114
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4114

>>3858
I'm at the bottom, getting my sailor credentials
>$20k in hand after 4 or so months

My options
>Veritas SAT prep (top of the line) plus their application consulting, to get in a top 20. Major in mathematics, minor in finance. Get MBA

or

>"prop shop" day trading course (ie SMB) supplemented with many a textbook
+
>(grandpa owns a warehouse in a high plant limit city) indoor horticulture class, grow weed

>> No.4118

21
$45,000

>> No.4119

>>4078
Houses aren't even that expensive. Buy foreclosures.

>> No.4122
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4122

20-year-old NEET with £3,600 ($6,000).

What do, /biz/?

I don't know what to do my life. ;_;

I'm thinking about joining the Royal Navy, but I don't want to die for Israel, and it probably won't be as fun as I think it will.

>> No.4126
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4126

23
>$2500 in account
>minus $5500 in investments

>> No.4167

>>4059

Thanks friend, I will do that today!

>> No.4234

>23
>400€

Loving this thread, I never had any perspective on this shit.

>> No.4254

>25
>$17,000

>> No.4257

>>1717
anon why don't you use that money to do something that makes you happy... like learn an exotic skill or earn a phd or buy the supplies to build a nice house. what the fuck dude i know money doesnt buy happiness but it doesnt seem like youre trying very hard to make the best out of your situation

>> No.4294

>>926
>25
>About $6k

>> No.4278

>>4078

Hey bro just wanna say that Master and Commander is a great film. OK cya!

>> No.4309

19
about £250 - £300 in current account
iirc, according to my parents i have about £1000 or so in some sort of savings account they set up a while back that i'll receive at some point.

gotta love student life, at least i'm better off than my dipshit older brother. dude has no money cause he spends all his wages on trivial shit each month.

>> No.4310

>21
>3,200 cash
>1,925 stocks

>> No.4330

>26
>$18,000 total assets
>zero debt

>> No.4335

>>2065
fucking awful

>> No.4360

>>3680
>>3706
>>3689
>>3506
wth is wrong with you gys?

>> No.4363

>22
>9 dollars on a FUCKING GAMESTOP gift card

I win

>> No.4352

>19
>120€

NEET without autismbux reporting in

>> No.4357

>>926
>20
>7.23$

>> No.4392

26
$16,000

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4399

I'm 25 now.
Joined Army in late 2011, started from 0$

You know what I don't get? Comcast announces its buying TWC, which helps it corner the cable market, yet this news causes the stock to decline by 4%.
Pepsi also beats estimates, but drops 2%.
I'll never understand this shit.

>> No.4411

>20
>2900 in savings
>17,000 in CD
>~40,000 mutual funds

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4448

>23
>$66

>> No.4450

>>2332

Oh fuck

>> No.4452

36
$28

>> No.4468

>>2332
Looking forward to it.

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4471

>>4335
Well that sure is encouraging.

>> No.4472

24
28,000 (not all in the bank account though because that would be stupid)

>> No.4473

20
2.2k merkelmarks

>> No.4481

>23
~$36

>> No.4483

21
About 1900 in checking
8,000 in savings

>> No.4502

>19
>5k
i never go out

>> No.4505

>>4399
acquiring companies usually see stock declines and the company being acquired usually sees a stock boost upon announcement of a merger. usually because the market thinks the acquirer is overpaying for the acquiree.

>> No.4506

>18
>600 in cash, 750 in EE bonds.

>> No.4523

>>2012
>millions
>upper middle class
ok

>> No.4529

>>926
29
about $1

$300 in paypal
$1500 in receivables but little hope of getting them

>> No.4538

>16
>220 pounds
[spoiler] am i banned yet? :^)

>> No.4577

>>3061
What you doing anon?

>> No.4612

>>4411
Forgot to add, savings and CD are with a local credit union for obvious reasons.

However, the interest rate is abysmal and an Ally bank checking account is looking increasingly attractive. Where should I put my 17k /biz/raelis?

>> No.4618

>>4538
[tag]reported

>> No.4655

>>4612
Put it into $T
Good dividend, and everyone is loving Nasdaq stocks right now!

>> No.4668

>19
>1.004.412€
and I still can't afford a Bugatti

>> No.4678

>18 + (0-1+1-1+1-1)
> $1K
>30K worth of student loans

At least it's economics.

Th-that will be all worth it. R-right?

>> No.4787

>>4678
>18 + (-1)
underageb&

>> No.4803

>>4655
That actually looks pretty promising.

>> No.4859

>>4787
>implying its that hard to reset your router
>being that OCD you actually solved it

>> No.4903

>>4859
>implying I even had to solve that

>> No.5167

>>4053
Its already started ausfag friend

>> No.6999

17
3000€
2+ million doge as well

>> No.7032

>>6999
I mean korean 17
I am 18+ of age and can visit the site for american purposes