/biz/ - Business & Finance

Thats why you need two phones 1 android 1 apple.

>>20085961
also just to clarify, yes, this girl in the webm is genuinely upset that the boy she liked has an Android

https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1196154273777762304?lang=en

American women get the gulag

just get an art thot or one of those broads into oldies electronics. who cares what this hamster pussy bitch has to say
t- iphone user

if you're doing anything so unimportant it can be discussed without signal then you're kinda already losing...

>>20085972
Well I see obese neckbeards seethe when confronted with onions latte drinking hipster nu-males who happen to own iPhones on this shithole website all the time. What’s the difference

>>20085969
this. best of both worlds, especially if your company pays for one

>>20085961
>OMG what brand is your phone!

>>20085993
>when 12 year olds talk /biz/

My choice of phone has literally never gotten in the way of anything in my life. Except for when I owned an iPhone and could barely actually do anything practical with it.

The irony is that you posted a webm and they can't even play them... KEK

I swapped the emojis on my phone to the iOS ones and it's comfy.

>>20086039
>phone posters

>>20085961
I don't own a cell phone, a watch, a sports car, or a suit of clothes. My shoes are Walmart, my pants are Walmart, and my t-shirts are Walmart. My truck is a 16 year old dodge.

I am taken very seriously n the world of business. I make more in a month than most americans make in a decade.

Welcome to trades, the real business sector in murrica

>>20086001
Because iToddlers get btfo so much its just funny

>>20086080
Why is your truck not from Walmart?

>>20086060
Why does it matter if I post on /biz/ from my pc or from my phone 10 feet away from my pc while laying on my couch?
You're fine to hate someone for doing that imo, I don't care, I'm just curious about the logic behind it.

>>20086080
you should get that printed on a t-shirt

>>20086080
You make over $400,000 a month?

>>20086108
If I could get a truck at Walmart I would
>>20086114
the funny part is I buy my employees cell phones so they're on call 24/7. To me NOT having a phone is being rich. Nobody can call me if something goes wrong. Call my manager or my foreman or my secretary, but you're not calling me.

phones are for wageslaves

>>20085972
Maybe he just disabled iMessage to save data. People are truly retarded.

>>20086125
half million dollar months aren't uncommon in my line of work. I've had a few.

>>20085961
Just like you aren't to be taken seriously in crypto if you don't have a bag of DMG

>>20086108
I could imagine an anon pulling up in a power wheel from wallmart
>I'm trade

>>20086162
Fuck your DMG. My COT is up 666% right now

>>20086114
wtf are up with these shirts

>>20086113

phone poster replies are often shorter, and more likely to be shitposts. think wagie on the toilet who has 30 seconds to read a thread and insert their stupid uninformed opinion

>You will not be taken seriously in the Business world if you have an Android Smartphone

>>20086113
I am also laying 10 feet from my PC but I can admit the posts I make from my PC are much more based and high quality. Typing on a phone sucks. On my PC I can type as fast as I think. I can call you a faggot at 160wpm. I have over 10,000 images to perfectly tailor to my shitpost. I can post niggers, anime, pepe, whatever. It's all neatly organized and easy to find. I can be creative and make a meme or edit on the fly. I can't do any of that realistically on this gay bitch consoomer slave device. It's a piece of shit and designed for NPCs.

>>20085961
Don't care about status.
Don't care about being taken seriously.
I'll make my money with or without your help. Whatever product I have will speak for itself or I wouldn't be hocking it.
You don't get rich by wasting money on a meme CIA shadow-corporation's product (Unless it's DMG, which is a deflationary currency, rather than the iphone's inflationary model)

Can you imagine taking tech guidance from a woman???

>>20085972
Then she's not worthy of my presence. Begone, materialistic whore.

>>20086201
Jeets make a fuckload off of peddling them to boomers on facebook. You can target ads by stuff like what industry they work in, which is how these oddly specific shirts (especially the ones that have their birth month and other weird shit) can be so profitable

>>20086080
What's your trade and why aren't you wearing carhartt or Duluth Trading? I made much more money as laborer in working on prevailing wage jobs then almost anyone I know. But when I told people I was a laborer, they thought I was joking because they thought only illegal immigrants were laborers. Now Im a warehouse worker making half what I made but most people think it's a much better job.

>>20085961
You won't be taken seriously in the business world if you don't have a business phone. Blackberry key2 is the most respected phone.

>>20086114
The veteran shirts are always cringe worthy as well

Why? Isn't iPhone cheaper than the top of the line phones? Or does it imply he wasted money on a phone when any old beater would do. Why did she make his texts green and then act like it's a thing? Or did he take the phone and make a custom color for himself? What the fuck is going on here?

>>20086305
security

iPhones are much more secure than androids

>>20086138
Based larp

>>20086255
Enviro. I own a small business, which in my line of work is $15 million by accrual or $5 million cash.

carharts chafe my balls.

>>20086356
That sounds useful... for a pedo.

iToddlers btfo

>>20086224
The real NPC is you who has 10,000 memes saved on his computer and pours so much time and dedication into a retarded imageboard that no one really cares about.

>>20086419
Nah he's right, the phone fags like you are the true NPCs. On a PC all that takes 4 seconds to do. Split monitors even less if multitasking. Meanwhile your phone fags struggle to do anything efficient all while blasting yourselves with brain cancer.

>>20086478
You're a neckbeard who lives in his mother's basement and has no real life. NPC. When's the last time you touched a girl? Never.

>>20086356
That's the gayest argument of all time

>>20086570
t. shit job

>>20086138
>To me NOT having a phone is being rich. Nobody can call me if something goes wrong. Call my manager or my foreman or my secretary, but you're not calling me.
absolutely based, I had teacher in high school who refused to ever have a phone for pretty much this reason. I genuinely believe he is a multimillionaire and just teaches for fun, absolute madlad

>>20086261
This

that's so vapid...

>>20086235
Based asf

I've had an S6 Active since they were released (June 2015), and I'm still rocking that badboy. fucking love this phone.

One thing I noticed is that me and anyone else I know in my agegroup with an Android either pay their own phone bills or earn income in some way or another, most iPhone people I know earn no money and don't pay for their phone

>t. 18 year old new englander

>>20085961
This is the most amerimutt mindset I've ever seen

>>20086114
buying this now

ok look guys this is really important - will fapping to asian feet improve or hurt my chances at making it? i need to know

imagine being this american

>>20086305
Iphone to Iphone is blue (iMessage, how original of a name). Green means regular SMS protocol, or "poor person" to these retards.

>>20086261
>blackberry
what is this 2004

>>20085984
THIS American Women are the worst 'White' Women. Gold digging is built into american culture due to 3rd world status of the country. Money is needed for a happy life as life is so expensive.

>>20086632
It was actually my bankruptcy attorney for my second bankruptcy that pointed it out to me.

she said, if the business won't run without you, you don't have a business, you have a job.

passive income means being truly unnecessary. That people will go on making you money even if you drop dead. They won't even notice you missing. That's business. A real business doesn't need you to operate. They won't even call you. You just sort of exist and own things.

>>20085961
rofl

>>20086751
>Gold digging is built into american culture
may be dude to the fact that most people went there to literally dig gold during the gold rush.

I literally want every woman on the planet to be killed.

SAGE
>>20085961
Imagine replying to a thread like this without doing the needful in all fields

>>20086037
you are well aware that govt officials use signal right?

>>20087167
I feel you, fren. Most of them are stupid animals.

>>20086619
t.

>>20087167
Based and agreed

>>20086113

>imagine caring about something this mundane
never gonna make it.

>>20085961
Listening to Lizzo and is a goblina

>>20086039
Use VLC faggot tech illiterate boomer nigger lover

>not building your own phone from a Raspberry Pi and chinese electronics

>>20085961
>implying
I'm a senior VP at an f500

I have a Samsung

>>20086080
>I work in trades
>I buy everything at walmart

yikes. why? there are plenty of better manufacturers that sell quality durable clothing. you don't need to buy wm trash

op is pathetic

>>20086502
You don't belong here faggot. Kys

>>20087972
Literally half of all f500 employees have the title Senior VP

>>20085972
>women
Why even bother

>>20086039
iPhones not playing webms is by far the most annoying part of owning one

A LOT of seething a*droid incels ITT lmao

>>20086037
12 year olds are the only one who care about women in the modern age.

>>20087641
Go back.

>>20086760

>You just sort of exist and own things.

What could ever go wrong with an economic system like this?

>>20085961
Lol, Iphones are for old people, women, and fags, which one are you?

>>20086419
You keep saying "NPC" like you understand the term in this context. Collecting 10,000 memes for tailored circumstances on an armenian pottery forum is extrememly autistic, and not NPC like at all. On a similar note, hand urself newfag.

>>20085961

>being so much of a consoomer that you judge people by the how much of your favorite brand they consoome

>>20089528
>ignoring obvious tells about the personality of a person because lel consooooomer
ngmi

>>20087641
i want to believe this script was solely created to study how information disseminates crossboards
but in truth it's probably just some fag who made it for kicks like he said and all that useful data isn't even being monitored

>>20085961
lol I can pull girls with a flip phone. I can't imagine wanting to be around someone like that let alone talk to them.

>>20085961
Phones are a meme. Buy Suterusu.

>>20089576

>which brand you consoome tells us about your personality

Holy shit you actually fell for the marketing jew, didn't you? I bet you actually believe that the brands you buy define you as a person. That's just sad man.

This is the peak business man's choice of phone and optimal hydration.

I wish there was a phone where instead of green messages, it fills the screen with pictures of shit and gore if it's an iPhone user. I would use that instead of Android.

Apple products are the absolute peak of NPC consoomerism and the fact they have the nerve to have this smug sense of superiority because they consoom an inferior yet more expensive product is pretty disgusting

I see my phone as a tool and nothing more. Apparently Apple users see it as some kind of fashion statement

>>20089693
>ah, time for another day at the office.

>>20086138
Why the fuck does walmart not partner with one of those sino slave fac.. Trusted Chinese Automotive Manufacturers and make the Walmart Wagon brand?
>Buy some VW? HELL NO! WE BUY THE DUBBLE DUBBLE U!
A lot of chinese home grown cars look really good, they are shit but they look good and are cheap!
They should do it

>>20090317
The hell! Lording over us with all those dumpsters! Some of us folk only got one dumpster, but we get by!

>>20085972
>caring about what women think
ngmi

>>20086114
Where can i cop this?

>>20085972
The meme speaks for himself

>>20089644
everything you do defines you as a person you fucktard. You emanate an image with every choice you make.

If you can't read this in other people and trat this information seriously, you will never, ever make it besides blind luck.

>>20086080
Sure you do, you special snowflake

>>20085961
American women are the fucking worst. Women in my country are slutty too, but at leat they aren't American.

>>20085972
I can't imagine anything better really than a potential partner culling themselves from my life via their own ineptitude

>>20086730
ngmi

>>20090800
in places where men lack a spine, women must be sluts for anything to happen.

Places where women are conservative in outlook are populated with hardass dominant men.

>>20087972
post business card

>>20090988
>women must be sluts
yeah because simply asking a man out on a date is impossible.

>>20086261
>keyboard fixed in place
That looks awful. Typing with phone keyboard is fine, I send work emails -from my Galaxy, an At&t 5G blah blah blah- footer all the time. Youd have to be pretty dumb to buy a blackberry

>>20090765

desperate consoomer cope

>>20090765
>everything you do defines you as a person
Correct. If you care about what brand other people consume it is a tell of a superficial non-person not worth interacting with.

>>20085961
What kind of subhuman scum rejects someone because of the type of phone they use? I don't give a shit if my girl has a 1998 Nokia brick to be honest..

>>20086138
last one - fill yur boots

>>20086206
I’m literally phone posting from my toilet right now. Fight me bitch, but let me pull up my pants first

>>20085972
>caring about what some dumb roastie think
Women are to be beaten

guys do the same thing. my sister told me some dude rejected her for having a green text bubble so she bought an iphone after

>>20085961
wont be taken seriously?
hmm i get paid to make android apps. All i see is normal rostie behavior, gotem....

>>20085961
I instantly think less of anyone who uses an iPhone that isn't a corporate one

And then I see people with corporate iPhones who don't even have their own phone

>>20091120
>being this daft
how do people with this little reflective ability even breathe? Absolutely no chances at business or trading whatsoever

>>20091053
enjoy not being able to read market sentiment poorshit

>>20091037
>yeah because simply asking a man out on a date is impossible.
impossible if she desires a man with a spine. Imagine wanting a woman to ask you out. Do you also want her to fuck you in the ass?

holy shit

>>20091688
Yes, I am retard. Now teach me trading chad, how exactly does tying your personality on a brand make you better at trading?

>>20091823
reading people on the basis of the brand they choose YOU UTTER FUCKING MORON

holy shit, I'm so glad I made it already and don't need to deal with retards on a daily basis

>>20091995
Yes yes you are very smart, me very dumb. You still have not said anything of substance. What exactly does a brand say about another person.

>>20086039
You can use VLC or WebmBrowser.

Stop finding excuses to not own an iPhone in 2020, now that even Chink scam phones cost more than an iPhone XR.

>>20085961
Iphone = fisher price my first smartphone.

>>20091731
is that not equality? why do women get all of the benefits of being a man but none of the responsibility, even in simple emotional matters?

also how do you expect people to ask you out with #metoo, no girl is hot enough to go to jail forever for

>>20091213
Taylor Swift might have been the one to start this meme. Regardless its some kind of guerrilla marketing to make incel android users insecure

Imagine being such a group think npc faggot that you give a shit what others think.

>>20085961
>white women

and you white faggots that came out of while holes are cancer as well.

>>20086080
Your life sounds boring and stupid. Enjoy.

>>20091245
>the search bar

kek

>>20092335
Enjoy never succeeding in business

I feel I also need to clarify to Andr*id """users""" that iPhone text messages come in as blue messages to other iPhone users and every thing else comes in as green

kind of like "the mark of the poor"

>>20092119
If you are oblivious to this, theres no point in taking to you. Its akin to talking to a dog and expecting it to understand

>>20085961
You will not be taken seriously in the growing tech industry if you have an iPhone

>>20085961
>>20085972
>>20085993
>>20085984
>>20086039
>>20086080
>>20086207

I will not take anyone seriously if they do not take me seriously merely because of my phone brand, so that's fine.

if shes a bitch that cares about shit like this shes a garbo whore and not worth your time anyways

>>20092832
t. burger flipping teenager

write a SQL query that returns everything from a table named "LARP"

you're not "in" tech. at best, you work at Best Buy

>>20092814
I paid $800 for my S10+, how much are iPhones?

>>20093048
the iPhone 11 Max Pro (same release year as the S10+ ) was $1,100

>>20092820
Let me get this straight. You claim to know something that is so simple only retards would not know. When asked to explain it, you cannot. This better be bait or you are an actual retard who cannot articulate ideas you yourself call simple.

>>20086760
>They won't even notice you missing. That's business. A real business doesn't need you to operate. They won't even call you. You just sort of exist and own things.
God late stage capitalism is shit

>>20093048
about $200 more - Samsung and Apple are really the only 2 brands who make high quality expensive phones. I prefer iPhone more due to better software and hardware though

>>20093024
this is an extremely basic, simple task ANYONE with minimal background in tech should know how to do. literally 3 words and a symbol

always love BTFOing tech LARPs like this too

>>20093102
Only $1100? Yikes

>>20090988
>>20086760

I personally own an iPhone.

Phones are commodities and so are sluts.
Anyone who pays extra for them deserves to be burned at the stake.

>>20085961
Why does it matter? Peak consumerism.

>>20085972
FUCK I WANT TO DEATH BEAT HER.
I HOPE AN ANGRY CHAD BEATS HER UP TO QUADRIPLEGIC OR DEATH.

>>20093234
you do realize Android is more than just Galaxy, right? that there are literal $200 NEW android phones, yes?

>paying more than $200 for a phone you're just going to browse on and trade meme stocks
granted the camera sucks
ngmi

>>20086093
>>Because iToddlers get btfo so much its just funny

>iPhone users are generally happier, more extroverted, more adventurous, and make more money than Android users
>https://nypost.com/2018/10/25/iphone-and-android-users-are-completely-different-people/

yes, very btfo indeed.

>>20093734
>iPhone users are generally happier, more extroverted, more adventurous, and make more money than Android users

As an iPhone owner, I am the opposite of all of this. Then again I never paid for an app, so that makes me in the minority of iPhone users.

>>20093734
I'm pretty assblasted by all this but you definitely don't get any of those things by buying the iPhone.

>>20086224
thats the spirit

>>20093602
this. I guess there are some techboomers on this board

>>20086108

S-surely this doesn't apply to Samsung Galaxy S users right?

>>20094519
green bubble is a green bubble

>>20093602
Sure, so what does that prove exactly? I can get a used iPhone for $200 too, I guess that would mean I'm rich. Or wait, it doesn't count because it's used but there are cheap brand new Android phones, and so therefore... Uhh... Apple rulez

The point is your premise of "if you use Android that means you're poor" is stupid and wrong. Plus have an Iphone doesn't make you rich

Care to guess the phone of choice of poor blacks?

what about getting or making an app that they're not allowed to run that helps the business

>>20086261
I've got a pro1, is that OK?