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>>20084625
you are autistic

>>20084625
Why did you have to talk to a therapist?

>>20084625
What’s wrong with having right wing ideas?

>>20084642
yeah, probably

>>20084649
i'd been feeling completely depressed and demoralized following some conflicts with friends and coworkers

>>20084649
So he can take his meds

>>20084625
Absolutely based

>>20084664
You should become a bully, studies show they’re happier

>>20084625
just yell NOT AN ARGUMENT

>>20084625
In this current situation avoid therapist. They will take out race card and share your personal information

>>20084625
/pol/ could help u bigly

>>20084678
i want to go back in time and become a bully for real
honestly, i am thankful to some people that bullied me for helping me realize what a bitch i can be

>>20084625
Meds. Now.

>>20084697
i have been there too brother but this is my home board
sorry for the blogpost

>The patient talks about going to the moon with Lamborghini cars and says a skeleton made from money is helping him
>He also keeps mentioning two names; Wojak a Polish name and Pajeet, and Indian name. We think those are his imaginary friends
>The patient is also obsessed about whales and apparently wants to become one some day.

>>20084708
i was on anti-depressants almost a decade ago and they honestly made things much worse
on wellbutrin i was sleeping 12-14 hours a night, could not be dragged out of bed, and was plagued by flashbacks of the twisted dreams i'd had the night before every waking minute

>day 3
>Patient has successfully been put into a deep hypnotic state
>Patient repeatedly uttered the names sergey and snimen
>Patient became increasingly irritated upon being asked if they were more of his imaginary friends
>Claimed that they were gods, and that a spirit named kek, in the form of a frog, appears to him
>Patient then repeatedly whispered "77777..." and began to violently convulse
>Upon waking patient up, his only words were "link $1000 eoy"
>Diagnosis: inconclusive; possible signs of schizophrenia due to social isolation; patient shows similarity with cult followers

>>20084657
nothing
i called him on that too
and said that just because something is "right wing" doesn't mean it's wrong
and that it was unprofessional of him to bring his personal politics so blatantly into the session

> First sign of progress perhaps.
> Subject is fond of lesson of positive thinking, especially collective positive thinking.
> Other patients talk about something called link
> we observe repetitive behavioral patterns, mostly obsessive shouting of digits and stories about Russian philosopher unbeknownst to me and colleagues. They refuse to talk about the mysterious Russian.
> 1k EOY pattern is becoming more prevalent
> Some subjects are defecating in the hallway, calling it "FUD on purpose" others shout Indian slurs at them.
> We need to increase medication doses

>>20084733
>>20084748
funny, the first one especially

>Patient does well during lunch hour - really likes the chicken tenders (or as he calls them, tendies)
>Patient does not do well with socializing after lunch, says "Fuck normies" and goes to his own table
>Progress is being seen every day but one mention of the future causes spasms and mutterings of "Singularity is upon us" which results in manic episodes
>Night time routine is non-existent. Patient simply wears headphones and falls asleep in chair every night

>day 5
>Patient persists in his delusions
>His ramblings have apparently begun to become quite popular among some of the more vulnerable patients on the ward
>Patient expresses belief in meme magic and wishes to prove it through the use of "collective memetic energies"
>Curiously, the dice have gone missing from all board games found in common room
>Graffiti has started appearing on the walls; mostly 7s coupled with some sort of abstract mathematical square and the number 1000; artist appears to be someone with the initials E.O.Y. however no matching patients can be found on the database
>Patient has been spotted in the garden trying to catch frogs; staff have been forced to release captured frogs back into the wild, to patients great dismay
>Recommended course of action: increase dosage, reduce his exposure to other patients

another element to this story that i haven't mentioned is that my girlfriend is black and that i'm going to become absolutely absurdly rich thanks to chainlink

> day 7
> patient's dosage increased to 1500mg's
> patient appears to have developed some kind of savant ability to convert USD to the real time price of the Indian Rupee
> he constantly mumbles something along the lines of 'gonna make it' but I'm unsure of it's reference
> patient was visibly upset with last nights dinner of curry and rice, said he wanted a roast instead, although he pronounced it 'roastie'.
> further examination of patients state will continue.

>>20084743
Yeah jokes aside I was on Escitalopram for a bit but I had the good sense to ween myself off of it almost as soon as I started. Psychotherapy is an absolutely appalling pseudoscience and I never ever intend to go back to my old psychiatrist’s office again

>day 9
>upon showing patient a chart of his increasing dosage, patient entered a stage of agitation
>patient mentioned a new imaginary friend named Teahey
>patient describes watching cartoons with his fictional friend, specifically "The Simpsons"
>patient manifests both euphoria and dread when relating his cartoon watching experiences
>suggest investigating sexual angle in patient, strong similarities with My Little Pony cases

> just to clarify from my last notes about patient
> his agitation after seeing his increased dosage resulted in him screaming something about the moon and leading to a violent attack against his Indian friend.
> perhaps his lack of ability to read charts caused the episode and so I will make a note to show him his dosages in writing next time.

> Patient redraws bedside vital function charts of other patients. Screams when confronted about it and calls it "technical analysis".
> Video of Russian television anchor attacked by drunkard is oddly popular. Interestingly, the delusion symptoms seen in the video are similar to those of patients.
> Incoherent ramblings about "oracles"continue. Symptoms are clearly worsening. Patients worship deity named Assblaster.
Their idol of worship was identified as Sergey Nazarov. Our former patient.
> Recommended course of action : proceed to electroconvulsive therapy

>>20084798
thank you bro
it is troubling
i do think that there could be a real benefit to there being a person in my life that i can be completely transparent with to help me work on myself and my demons
that being said, this guy fucking sucked and i doubt i'll seek treatment ever again

>day 14
>electroconvulsive therapy has yielded strange results
>patient now believes he is an 'oracle' of sorts and refuses to take any pills except those that are red in color
>the rest of the patients grew increasingly agitated at the removal of patient x from the general populace
>after 2 days of electroconvulsive therapy they refused to speak to anyone but him, claiming that we simply wouldn't be able to understand them
>all efforts failed; patient was reintroduced
>the others immediately began to crowd around him and whisper "we're gonna make it" as he handed out some sort of modified dice to them
>patient claims to be the only one to interpret some sort of "smart contract" that the staff have apparently signed with the inmates
>recommended course of action: entertain patients delusion to retain status quo until Dr. Bog arrives to clean up this mess

sorry anon just realized this is a serious thread but come on the pasta is brilliant and needed

>>20084864
i don't mind the shitposting, didn't even realize it was pasta, just thought you were a funny guy
i'm drunk anyways and just wanted to see what people would say

>>20084625
I like that bro when the maoist freaks rise up u can be sure I'll be on the side that's the most american son. I've been stacking cash I'm a liberal son. a progressive but I ain't gonna let America be destroyed by a fringe group of fucking retards. I got my guns I'm ready. I am not racist the left will never convince me I'm racist and if the maoists come for me I'll show u what a people's war looks like brrrrrrrrrrr that's the sound of bullets printing lefty retards brrrrrrr that's the sound of my ar 15 baby

>>20084906
Well existing institutions are biased so they use plots like psychology against you as a type of mind warfare. Orwell wrote about it before it was this entrenched probably even gave them the idea. I wouldn't worry about it just mind when in Rome sorts of ideals

>>20084925
thank you for sharing your thoughts, i appreciate it
>>20084935
i am absolutely critical of psychology writ large, i just thought there were still decent people out there that could provide me with some guidance and coping mechanisms

>>20084625
I have a hunch your therapist is biased
how big is his nose?

>>20085324
Not that big but I’ve wondered that myself

>>>/pol/266072667

>>20085357
Everything is power play, its just justified by whom holds the narrative.

>is it intolerant to be tolerant of the intolerant?
The powers that be will always be intolerant to powers that threaten their power

>>20085487
Agreed, to an extent.
I think we can find or build places where we don’t have to be constantly battling for power or signaling how virtuous we are.

>>20084664
probably don't go back. Those people are trying to push an agenda not help you

>>20085584
Thanks

>>20085572
We had a place like that, it was called sweden.
A country ruled by the law of jante. A place where nobody was better than the next one.
In this harmonious country everything was fine until a dominant force was introduced.
>ISLAM
Things evolved rapidly, the harmonious vacuum got taken advantage of. The high trust society where you could place your bikes in the street, didnt have to lock your door etc.. evaporated quickly.
Today the streets are under islamic rule and the sovereign people are publicly humiliated and degenerated as homosexuals. It is a tactic adopted from Turkish conquistadors where they made the sons of their enslaved enemies commit homosexual acts to induce extreme defeat.

>>20084688
>NAS Z
>88
I mean I realize this is the jew board and not /pol/ but how does this go unchecked?

>>20085762
>Conform the the non conformists!

>>20084625
You're trying to pathologize a cuck but should have been committed by now in accordance with the rules of the game.