/biz/ - Business & Finance

I honestly don’t give a shit where the price of link goes. I don’t care if it goes to 100$ tomorrow or 5 years from now. All I’m concerned about is having the least amount of black people owning this coin as possible. That is why I FUD this coin. I don’t care if some white reddit faggots get on board because they find out more and more about it before it takes off. If it takes 5 years for link to moon and that means more black people end up selling because they need to buy more pork rinds... then that is the optimal mooning timeframe for me.

And make no mistake all you black linkmarines out there. You will undoubtedly be invited to the yacht party when it happens and I’m personally going to sell 50 or so link to build you your own seperate faucet to drink cheap malt liquor out of on a seperate area of the yacht while the rest of us have a faucet with Grey goose vodka pouring out of it

Israel has no right to exist

>>20059660
That’s a man

>>20059660
Bancor = Nocrab
BSN = Bitcoin Sergey Nazarov

>>20059660
But how do I profit from this?

>>20059660
>Every day that I come in here, I feel like i'm living a retarded, autistic version of Groundhog Day.
This is the best description of /biz/ I've read.

At this point, I think it's fair to assume that 95% of the users are just shills trying to scam eachother.
I guess that's the problem of having crypto and investing mixed together in the same board. The low effort spam overflows the entire board and any good thread gets pushed out (and the people looking for good content leave).

Try starting a thread about any traditional investments like index funds (or even individual stocks). It's immediately invaded by mouth breathers trying to get you to hold their bags.

I unironically think the investment subreddits are better at this point. Even the retards at r/wallstreetbets are far more knowledgeable than biz (and their memes much better).

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

>>20059660
https://youtu.be/LPj2tceh7gw

>>20059660
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

This button is your solution friend

>>20059660
Minister you, Satoshi

i've been trying to start intelligent discussins about OMG and how it will overtake BTC in market value before 2022

>>20059941
Yeah, this board is fucked. r/passive_income is MUCH better than this crappy sub.

>>20059660
Based /biz/ died in january 2018 and once again in march 2020. At tjis point it's just full of trannies who missed out on the 10x from chainlink and they are frantically searching for the next big project to invest in

>>20059660
Im gonna post a picture of the biggest blackest cock you've ever seen.

>>20059981
What I used to filter out chainlink threads in 2017-2018. Thanks to the based biz bros who made me miss the 20x I could have had. Jk i have 100k link

Seeing the intelligence and reasoning abilities of the sorts of folks I’m betting against in the market gives me confidence that I can eke out decent long term gains. /biz/ is a big confidence boost.

>>20060857
Where did /biz/ go? I see link marines in xsn and dmg though. Especially xsn

>>20059660
>Every day that I come in here
jokes on you

>>20059660
anons, we do this shit to avoid suicide, and the entire reality is a timeloop

>>20059660
It's called greed and desperation. We're living in strange times desu

>>20059660
Heheh...
"Fatoshi Betrayoto"

Big if true

THIS BOARD NEEDS MORE SCAT THREADS!

>>20062615
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>>20059660

Colonel O'Neill, what the hell do you think you're doing?

>>20062701
You are alright anon.

Ive made it financially but I sacrificed my friends, family , and health for it. My social skills have diminished and I am very alone. Today I couldn't even get an escort without messing it up. At least im retired in my 30's I guess.

>>20062784
i'm on track for the same and it seems like a completely worthy trade, song related
https://youtu.be/FfQe1TZOImQ

Im roosting in this thread now.
> braaapp

>>20059920
based boomers

>>20059660
have you looked into apartment farming, op?

>>20063099
wtf, is that real???

>>20059660
Biz is like groundhog day. What do you expect though? This board follows assets that move in a back and forth cycle.

BRRRAAAAAPPPP