/biz/ - Business & Finance

A, shes the only kid who can prove the flute doesnt play

whoever can pay the most for it so I can buy more link

>>20041351
A or B. C is typically a nigger

>>20041351
child b deserves the flute but a child making a flute doesn't fucking correlate to a business owner and its labourers

I'm taking the flute and walking away with it for myself. The fuck are these three children going to do about it.

>>20041351
a or b whoever lets me devour that cunny first

none. music is a jewish co-opted concept and needs to be purged from society. the children should all be systematically executed or put into forced labor by their ability to be re-educated.

>>20041386
the correct answer

>>20041351
whoever paid for the materials and labor, they are all nigger arguments as presented.

B. she can sell a (((usage license))) to A if she wants to play the flute so much.

>>20041351
B, obviously. She made it and payed the expenses. >>20041378
Child A can buy it from Child B if she wants to use it. If it doesn't work properly then she can beat the shit out of Child B.

>>20041386
This. C is not worth considering.

>>20041351
I would tell A and C to shut the fuck up and learn how to make flutes from B. Then I would file for a patent of the design in my name. Now that production is scaled with B and C at work I'd take A to bookstores, schools, and music trade shows to showcase the flutes while B and C kept up with production. Once I secure a lucrative contract with Yamaha I'd fire A, B, and C and outsource the flute making to kids in Vietnam for a bowl of rice a day.

I'm split between A and B. Fuck C.

>>20041478
this

>>20041489
kek'd

>>20041351
B is the rightful owner of the flute. In the context of three kids fighting over it, I would try to convince B to share with A, on the condition that A plays music for the three of them to enjoy.

>>20041351
Turn around and fuck my ass with it

>>20041404
This. I am stronger than these children so I get the flute.

>>20041489
A is the moral/practical/utilitarian answer and B is the rational "technically she's right" answer

>>20041351
None of them. They’re all white devil children that Stole local native land and agricultural products to begin with and now provide a false narrative to support their racist imperialist ideology.

>>20041351
Child C: Giving me the flute, which I can't play, will improve my life immensely.

How? Is Child C going to sell it?

>>20041458
if it doesnt play its not a flute, B is a filthy lying scam artist

>>20041351
B obviously, what kind of a retard test is this

>>20041351
The right answer is obviously have Child B teach Children A and C how to make themselves flutes. Then once they are all made Child A can teach them to play them. Child C gets to be a part of the fun as well because it isn't fun excluding friends or being excluded.

>>20041351
C, because fuck roasties.

>>20041546
But as far as we know, the flute works. Child B can't play the flute. I don't even know why the idea of a "broken flute" was brought up in the first place

>>20041489

just have B make 3 of them

>>20041351
B, then she should sell it to A.

>>20041351
Why is this my decision? Did I purchase or find the flute? If so then fuck all of them the flute is mine, they can play my skin flute if they want

>>20041518
Change my mind. B is the moral answer as well. While choice A is the practical/utilitarian answer (only Choice A is productive), giving it to A is technically stealing.

>>20041563
we know nothing, only A can prove the flute is a flute

>>20041743
What? Why would we give the flute to A just on the off-chance that it's a "fake flute"?

>>20041774
the chance is very high, because B cant even use what she made!
why would you think B can make a flute she cant play???

>>20041351
Its not your flute to give to anybody you shithead, it is B’s Flute, if you take it that is theft and you should be punished accordingly

>>20041794
Who gives a fuck if its a fake flute? B made it, it is hers. We don’t need to prove the fucking flute works to determine ownership you braindead communist

>>20041819
because then there is no flute that nobody owns

>>20041351
B, if she fucking bought the wood and made it, how the fuck did she get into this situation where people on a Mongolian basket weaving board are deciding for her? Why the fuck did she give her flute to some dickhead who made this pic? God dammit women are fucking stupid.

>>20041838
What are you saying you dumbass? B made the item in question, this isn’t even a discussion.

You don’t need a professional flute player to verify a flute is a flute, you blow into the hole and it makes sound. Nor does it matter, B made the object, it is B’s.

>>20041351
I would shove the flute up my as, groan as I passed gas by it, pull it out, sniff it, and then let the kids decide.

>>20041935
then can B play the flute or not?
it is implied she cant, maybe she has no lips

>>20041958
anon is saying it could be a flute dildo for all that matters, she made it and it is hers.

>>20041980
its not a flute until sombody fucking plays it

>>20041958
She can't play because she doesn't know how. The flute is legit because she followed a guide.

>>20042001
nothing is legit until it gets tested

>>20041351
Ok, serious answer:
Child b gives child a high stake in the flute, let's her play it, driving up it's price. Child b then lets lots of child c's buy worthless flute replicas, drives up the price further, then takes a loan to buy out child a, sells the flute to a conglomerate for insane money, pays off the loan and then diddles other kids on a private island.
Appeals to morality do not cure deficits in merit or incentives/leverage.

>>20041351
100% Child B, whoever thinks otherwise can neck himself and just go to hell.

>>20041351
>be me
>be b
>two faggots come up to me, take my flute and fight each other for it
>some random adult faggot takes a picture of us and puts it up online to task randos who should get the flute
>mfw

Wipe out every person in the world who chooses A or B. The world is now a much better place.

>>20042148

I mean A and C. FUCK NIGGERS.

>>20042148
PLANET OF THE APES

>>20041351
Give it to B. A is usually a Black musician and C is usually some lazy ass white boy.

>>20042104

underrated

A should play it while B puts her hands to better use on my meatflute. Then I blame C when the police comes

What the fuck? How can anyone say anything but B. B provided the materials and constructed it themselves. While A can play the flute, nothing is limiting B from *learning* how to play the flute (which may be the very reason she built the flute in the first place). If A wants the flute she should have to pay B for it. The last sentence of B is 100% true. How can you legitimately justify taking it away from B who constructed, toiled, and worked for the flute just because she has not yet developed the skills to employ it to its full potential.

As an example, do you think the lumberjack who cuts wood all day uses the wood all by himself? No, he / his foresting company typically sells the wood to other people who can use it. The logging company has little use for the wood, but they produced it and deserve to be compensated for their labors. With that being said, if the logging company *refused* to sell wood to somebody else, they are under no obligation to. Just because i only drive my ferrari once in a blue moom doesnt mean some professional racer can just commandeer it for his own purposes.

>>20042239
Exactly if you take up whittling and make a flute to hone that skill even if you can't play it and you only did so to practice woodworking it's still your property. Someone else isn't entitled to it because they can play better than you or they are poor wtf

>>20041993
You are genuinely retarded, congrats. Next time you go to Walmart tell the cashier you have to eat your chicken wings before you pay for them because they aren’t chicken wings unless they are eaten

>>20041351

if you say anything other than B you are a communist faggot

>>20041351
C because then it will give price to the flute. A and B can use my 'flute'.

>>20042321
I don't get your joke

whoever signs block 9

>>20042321
Stupid joke, if you give the flute to the one person with legitimate demand for it you erase the flutes value. Value is demand driven, supply is secondary

>>20041794
Kek what am I even reading

In my opinion, we should make a list of anyone that responded anything but B and only B, and execute them all.
That's is the only fair choice.

Let's make it real.

>>20042284
theres a chance they really arent chicken wings inside, but store policy lets me return them

>>20042434
if a dumb kid that couldnt play flute made a "flute" and showed you, you wouldnt believe for a second it was an actual flute.
the only reason you accept it is a real flute in the scenario is that the scenario says it is. essentially god gave B the flute, so its hers by divine right, but youd have to invoke a divine right to say she actually owns the flute.

>>20041351
Whichever one buys ARPA.

>>20041351
Whichever is the hottest

>>20041378
I agree but the fact that she’s an entitled brat grinds my gears. But it’s also B’s fault for making an instrument that she can’t play herself. I’m assuming she had the option to make something else or to make nothing at all. I guess if we give the flute to A then at least B and C can listen to her play the flute, so thats the only arrangement where Band C get to benefit from the flute at all.

Why is the flute yours to give? B made the flute. The flute belongs to B. End of discussion.

>>20041385
based

>>20041993
Not everything has to be some existential philosophy

>>20041378
Oh lol. I didn’t read this response carefully. But I would grudgingly choose A.

>>20041351
A is a jew
B is a white man
and C is a nigger

I don’t understand why C believes he needs the flute at all. He can’t play it. How is it going to make his life better? Or is that just what he believes? And he’s wrong?

>>20041351
Child B

C should get the flute. Change my mind. Protip you cant because I wont read any replies

>>20041386
Based

>>20041424
take your meds

B is a fucking commie why do you people like him

>>20042297
B is the communist answer retard.

>>20041351
The correct answer is give it to child A, have her play it for money, then give the money to A, B and C in the ratio of 20%, 10% and 5%.

65% goes to me.

Keep the flute business going in the future and sell flutes made by B to tourists who like the music. C can do advertising or something.

>>20043727
what the fuck are talking about retard.
she made it.
she fucking bought the materials and crafted it herself.
why the FUCK would anyone choose anything other than B?? you are legit retarded if you choose anything other than B, it’s her fucking property cunt

>>20043782
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RETARD?!

I would split each child in three and then keep one third of each; give one third to the flute; pay the last third to the government in obligatory taxes.

>>20043814
She wants to keep the fruits of her labour rather than have it appropriated by someone else i.e. the capitalist class. In our current system a factory worker doesn’t own the product of their labour.

>>20043804
I assumed the flute was a metaphor for something that is essential to human existence and can’t be monetized.

>>20041651
/biz/ is the funniest board

>>20043873
But even in Communism, the factory worker doesn’t own the fruit of her labor. It belongs to the state. That’s the definition of Communism.

>>20043873
She provided the materials for it too retard.

>>20043873
I hope this is is joke. They missed the fundamental part where she wrote a contract ahead of time selling the flute for some compensation, in which case the buyer of the flute should have it.

>>20043902
That’s state capitalism rather than communism.

>>20043927
.... What? Have I misunderstood what Communism was this entire time? That’s what they taught me in school.

>>20043948
Yes.

>>20043911
Once you’ve accepted that child b should have the flute as it’s the fruit of her labour, you’ve admitted you’re a communist.

>>20043970
You have to be fucking kidding me. How about I come take your goddamn computer? You may have paid for the parts and built it yourself, but it belongs to "THE PEOPLE" now. Who's the real commie here?

>>20044044
That would make you a thief not a communist.

>>20043948
According to the original definition laid out by Marx, communism is a stateless society. Socialism (ie the Soviet Union, Mao's China, Khmer Rouge, etc) is the intermediary where the vanguard party controls the state and uses it to move a capitalist society towards communism.

B owns it because she made it with her own materials, it would be in A's interest to buy or rent it. C can go fuck himself, how the FUCK can getting a flute you cant play improve your life immeasurably?

>>20041351
Why can they not share the flute?

And B MADE the flute? Is this some bullshit clay instrument or something? Just make two more fucking flutes, and they can all watch cartoons until the other two are out of the kiln.

And then
Break the flutes because it’ll be annoying as hell when three kids are playing the flute.

>>20041651
>find: skin flute
>they can play my skin flute
Based
Not disappointed today.

>>20043373
Not after you eat them LMAO.

it's obviously B, why is this even a question?

if you make something, you own it

>>20044291
What if there’s a hole in the ozone layer and nobody has oxygen breathe? Wouldn’t you want the guy who made the only oxygen machine in the world to let you use it?

>>20044291
Now imagine he’s a huge dick and he won’t give you any of his oxygen. To add insult to injury, this jerk is an alien. He doesn’t even know how to utilize oxygen for his circulatory system.

>>20041424

why dont you retards do what real life do?
b owns the flute.
b can sell to a for agreed price.
from those proceeds b can donate 2% to c so he can get some rice or something.
>If we rob b she no gonna make more flute. so no more flute for anyone ever.> if we let b sell flute, she will make many flutes.> A will have to do work to get flute credits so will contribute to household society.>we can donate 2% evry tim to c til the little spastic gets back on his feet. then he can work for flutetoo.

we dont need to go full C.H.A.Z. here and lord of the flies our flute producing three kid society. we already workedout the right way to do this shit a long time ago.

If kid C (lets call him Nigel) is too retard to sort himself out by the tenth flute market cycle, the problem is nigel and you should not feel sorry for him.

>>20041351
Take flute and break it.

B. She fucking made it. It's hers to distribute, not mine. Maybe she just finds instruments visually appealing. What kind of psychopath chooses A or C?

>>20044122
Communism is theft.

>>20045422
based and equality-pilled.

holy fuck if you don't choose B you are a fucking retard

>>20045586
It's a question of morality, which is orthogonal to intelligence.
People that do not choose B are not retarded, they are Evil. And probably retarded, too.

>>20041351
Without saying a word to any of the children, I snap the flute into three pieces and give a section to each child before walking away

>>20041351

B can pay me for physical enforcement of property rights and can sell the flute to A for a fair market rate. C can go build something and stop being a fucking poorfag

>>20041351
B. Then I kill myself. Why do I even have the flute? I obviously stole it. Therefore I can only conclude that my spirit has taken temporary control of a nigger or jew. Suicide is the answer before I lose control of the body.

>>20041386
Child C because it is the only one that otherwise cannot obtain one and I, in the scenario of this meme, could immeasurably improve their life by deeming the flute goes to it.

>Child A
Can buy a flute
>Child B
Can make a flute

>Child C
Has nothing and would eventually kill themselves after realizing they've has a bad childhood without any money or hobbies and that their minds atrophied from the lack of mental stimulation and care when all it would have taken was a musical instrument.

Child B made it so it’s theirs.

Assuming Child b didn’t borrow the materials on the promise of giving the finished product to someone, the flute is theirs and it’s not even your decision to make.

>>20045586

Morality is part of a maths schemata, is it, you utter cunt?

>>20047603
Child A can’t necessarily buy a flute either. What if they are in the same situation as C only they can also play the flute?

>>20041351
A - Faschismus
B - Kapitalismus
C - Kommunismus

So obviously A is right

>>20047737
C is a nigger
>i dont want or need it but GIBMEDAT

>>20041478
this, the true american answer is to fuck all the kids futures, and then fuck all the kids in the butt

>>20044262
opening the package already assumes a degree of consumption.
and yes you can still return it as long as you havent eaten all of it

>>20046524
Can't say evil, but they try to "think outside the box". There is no opinion, there is only right and wrong.

Under no circumstances is A or C the correct question, they are wrong. B is correct.Those you say otherwise know it's wrong but they are choosing by emotion, which is what society is doing nowadays. If I was an employer I'd choose this exact question, because anybody who
1) says A or C
OR
2) spends more than 20-30 seconds on it

can go fuck themselves, and i aint giving the job to these losers

>>20041351
Child A because she is the only one that can play it.
Child B should be able to make more for herself.
Child C can fuck right off.

>>20041351
B teaches C how to craft flutes while improving their workmanship. This allows C to have flutes and extras to sell to A so they aren't impoverished anymore.

>>20041351
B.

>>20041351
A. eat the poor and fuck the laborer.

>>20043970
capitalist*
Because she owned the tools and resources to make it. She didn't sell her labor.

>>20041556
This

>>20047783
Both A and C are niggers. One is just better at lying about it.

>>20049095
What if Martin Shkreli created a vaccine for coronavirus?

>>20041351
From an Ancient Buddhist perspective B is the only right choice because any other option would be considered 'taking what is not given' aka stealing

I lean towards B initially but part of me also says A and thinks that if B didn't make the flute that she can't play to trade for A then she's a moron who is randomly making flutes.

>>20041351
It belongs to B who will probably loan or sell it to A

>>20041351
Also you have to kill C right now to establish precedent

>>20048206
>just make another one lul
>i have no idea how long it takes to make something from a hunk of wood just make another lolololol should only take 15 min

B, every other answer is a communist

>>20049544
based

Well?

WTF kind of scenario is this? This is a retarded offensive question.

B, it’s rightfully her flute.

>>20041351
i would break the flute and beat all the kids

>>20041500
pft these /biz/ losers dont deserve you. leave now. you’ll want to come back and thank me. dont. just trust bro the coming back to thank is jewish magic

The real question is why do you have the power of who gets the flute? The flute was made by B and now you have it, meaning it was taken by force from them. This problem is already in a socialist presupposition. It is, was, and always will be property of B.

>>20042284
This is the circular argumentation that commies engage in.
You never truly win because the goal posts shift so much.
I hate it.
This is why commies like c and a need to be purged.

>>20041351
B as in based

I think some people think they know how to play the flute. They’re very confident but a year later the flute is in garbage condition and not quite making the music it used to make.

WTF, how is one of your children poorest? If they're all under the age of 13, which is a reasonable age range to fight over the flute, they all should be equally poor. This is a stupid fucking thread and a stupid fucking image. Whoever picked up the flute first can play it. Get in line.