/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nobody knows who I was in the last thread

Nobody knows who I was in the last thread

>WKHS & BLNK pumping AH

I AM FINANCIALLY FLOURISHING

Where do you go once you realize 3D women will never look as perfect as the 2D women on these generals?

>>20033932
Fuck you horses. Tesla is the real shit here and so fucking undervalued right now - once the SP500 inclusion is happening 1500 is easily possible...

WKHS didn't get the memo that the day is over

>>20033955
You were the faggot

You'll Cowards Don't Even Buy WKHS

>+3% in 3 minutes
Why do they do this?

>>20033956

ahh whoops a little 2 slow in the last thred
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.23%, anotha good day despite being underleveraged and too busy to watch the markets. Morning shift again, this'll be over in two weeks :/
Very yummy buy-side bias in MOC, index price action escapes Normal range to establish smol bullish Standard Trend, I expect positive action in futures tonight when I get home. Did whoever gave their speech or whatever today do a good job?

7/31 KO 53c for $3 a pop seems okay

BLNK Will be up 30% pre market tomorrow. Don't miss out

yotsuba ~~

how much are ((they)) paying him to spread FUD?

ALSO, YOU GOT JEWED TODAY ON WKHS. IT'S ALREADY $18 AFTERHOURS. DON'T DOUBT THE HORSE WEAK HANDS. I KNOW YOU SOLD AT 16.50

Someone explain to a rookie why WKHS pumps AH. Why does this happen?

>WKHS is a pump and dump
>Glad I got out at 16.50
>No way it's staying above 14

>>20033957
Why you gotta lie

>>20033957
Based BLNK chad

>>20033996
checked

>>20033991
+19.78%
+2.13% AH

Why yes I am still holding UAL from January. What do you mean by "selling"?

>>20033996
>dont miss out
I trust BLNK but you sound like a pajeet scammer.

I love technology

>>20033996
If not I'm coming for u anon I'm gonna put my 8" log ALL the way up your bootyhole

>>20034008
Based horse fren

>>20033991
>I expect positive action in futures tonight when I get home.
bro...

I bought some stocks
I'm out of cash in my brokerages, my remaining cash is in my bank account
+1.25% in my RH

>>20033991
>Morning shift again, this'll be over in two weeks :/

will you become a neet then? :)

What's horse's open tomorrow? 19?

What is the next PnD after the EV craze? Already riding WKHS and BLNK.

Fedex destroyed the haters.

WHAT DID YOU FUCKS DO?

>Open broker 3 mins late
>Up $500
>Ext value of my written options down to lmao $100
My written calls were utterly BTFO
I didnt expect the market to do that well. Could have written another round of stuff for next week already.

WKHS has always followed the same pattern since $5.

>AM pump into ATH
>12 PM dip
>3 PM recovery back to open price
>AH Pump

tl;dr just fucking hold

>>20033991

I made about $228 off a 1.1K options trade. Could've stood to make more had I waited 'til end of day, but I certainly didn't expect a repeat, and a more extreme one at that, of yesterday.

Hard to imagine tomorrow being another blood green day. It may be the week before July 4 but there's got to be a little pessimism around here.

BASED $APEX $THM NIGGERS
finviz is my nigger

>>20034026
soxl tecl fb :%)

>>20034006
It means (((they))) are accumulating after you are locked out of trading so the price doesn't shoot up and they can continue to buy low.

>>20033991
based WKHS

>>20034038
$21.50

>>20034025
Nah pajeets don’t have that kind of basic English

>BLNK dumping AH
FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS A SURE THING

>tesla doubters

>red all day
>angry because i want money
>decide to say fuck it and buy 4 SPY calls
>shit explodes
>sell at the very top

Oh I guess planning and logic is trash compared to gambling and trading on emotion

>>20033991
Up $500
Same as yesterday. MA, V and MSFT with good results.
Were pumping this bitch to the heavens

>>20034050
the fucking niggerdick swing between my legs, faggots
damn I'm fucking pumped with these solid erection gains

I've got profit in my sights

>>20033957
based financially flourishing lad

no longer a < 1 billion market cap company
Market cap is at 1.2 billion now

>>20033991
>did whoever gave their speech or whatever today do a good job?
depends if you like 2 hours of pointless bullshit about muh joggers or not

>>20033991
Lost my dick on ctrx.

>>20034069

Interesting to see MSFT hitting ATHs at the end there. I wonder if we'll get another sky's the limit rally tomorrow morning. I'd love to make some more money on calls.

How are our favorite wokestocks doing?

/smg/ is kino when we have a meme which is making everyone rich

>>20034083
Nobody's writing articles about NKLA's market cap though, are they?

Can I report NKLA to the SEC?
This is very Pajeet-ish

>The EXT value on my covered MSFT calls went to 0
>Three days before due date
>Literally 0
Im sorry what

>>20034093
Its also kino when everyone goes broke

>>20034064
SOLO was a sure thing yesterday. WKHS has the momentum.Not any of these other EV shits. Don't try to repeat a miracle.

>>20034101
Do it

god damnit KO you absolute piece of shit

>>20034064
It will be put on RH top mover and most popular under $25 tomorrow and will get more hype. Even though it's already at 66m volume

Reminder that if watching yourself lose 5% makes your anxiety and autism flare up, you aren’t cut out for investing, and it won’t be until you become desensitized to this that you will be able to leave the matrix of being a gainlet. BLNK CHADS REPORT IN, REMEMBER THEY SAID THIS ABOUT WKHS!!!!

>>20034101
Buy puts first and screenshot both together

>>20034101
its probably just some dude trying to trick people into buying his bags

>>20033991
Got fomo fucked desu. If after hours does t save me I have a gun and 1 bullet I've been saving. Hope I dont miss like I did with stonks heh.. heh....

>>20034091
YES IM BROAD
IM BROAD
IM BROADER DEN BROADWAY

On the intercom Rosie tell me to come
said she didnt have a daughter she did have a son
she said the lift doesnt work run up the stairs and come
and if you don't come quick your not gonna see your son
so i grab a bunch of rose, and i started to run
here i come
whaohhhhh

Two months later she said come and get your son
cause I dont want your baby to come tie me down
because you are old, and I am young
yes while I'm young yes I want to have some fun
run me down
whaohhhhh.......seeeeeen

>>20034064
Literally everything is taking a dump AH right now

>>20033932
>MSFT
>Quietly sets all time high.
Where you at MSFT chads? Steadily winning every week.

I felt kinda stupid when I raised my average WKHS price to $13, but who's laughing now?

INCOMING SHITTY DD ON MY CHINK STOCK
>INCOMING SHITTY DD ON MY CHINK STOCK
INCOMING SHITTY DD ON MY CHINK STOCK
>INCOMING SHITTY DD ON MY CHINK STOCK
INCOMING SHITTY DD ON MY CHINK STOCK
>INCOMING SHITTY DD ON MY CHINK STOCK

IF anyone's interested?
I've got to go back to the archive to dig it up.
Anyone?

They did a successful job of making sure not to drop any hints to the public that they are robbing them blind and dooming their children to peasantry and doing scary stuff for the future value of the dollar.

Most of smg was upset because they’re still paying lip service to minorities.

And I went crazy and impulsively gambled $175 of my retirement account on chink scams.

Down 35% on my tanker stocks, when will we be up again bros ? I'm close to capitulation

I would like to see the people dump their gold before I make any significant purchases into this market. Gold this high makes me believe that there is significant money waiting on the sidelines because of fears of the backwards N-shaped recovery. Also all the unrest with the n-words in the cities looting and killing people makes me believe the worst has yet to come.

i’m financially rooned

oh stop with the BLNK shit already you guys. get rid of that shit and just buy workhorse, there is a reason its doing so well

BLNK has no real reason to be as high as it is, sell, buy WKHS instead and then re-buy BLNK later when its under 3$ again if you want to make a long play on it

With everybody screaming horse, how can anybody be losing money in this market?

Pic related:
WKHS/JPOW/TSLA

>>20033991
Up 1.4%, but it was as high as 4% thanks to betting it all on the ponies. Hoping for more good things from WKHS tomorrow.

I want to have horse sex

>>20034136
Good fuckin song fren

>>20034150
that's a long fucking hold my dude. i bought 500 shares of TOPS with some spare change I found, maybe it will moon in 4 years.

this shit is going to dump bigly tomorrow and thursday
this is the actual rugpull
i'm buying puts now

>>20034148
>$175 of my retirement account on chink scams.
>175
Dont get too risky anon, wouldnt want you to have to work an extra day before retiring.

>>20034083
Wonder what reddit's excuse will be tomorrow for suppressing it since it's now expressly out of their quoted range on "risky PnD stocks with small cap"

>>20034141
not WKHS
or TQQQ

>>20034004
Its 17.65 right now you cunt.

>>20034166
is that picture real lmao

>>20034150
how does
0%
sound?

>>20033991
Up $2500 on WKHS

>When you get home from a hard day at the horse racing stadium

>>20034184
Wow look at that bear LARPer doesn't even know when markets are open.

>>20034166
based Lone Rangers

>>20033991
Doubled my small account with SPY weeklies.

>>20034166
ah, that's from Airheads. I though it was a picture during college or something and that was their styles lmao

>>20034201
Where are you seeing that?

>>20034166
based buscemi is workhorse
TESLA JUST

>>20034006
Prices are easier to manipulate at the lower volumes

Big money can take advantage of this to organize pumps or buy in cheap

how have bobos are not offed themselves yet lmao

>>20034144
H-Here >>20034103

A profits a profit I guess.

>>20034224
>TSLA JUST
TSLA has had its ups and downs, TSLA will always recover however..

>>20034223
Gugle dot cum. 17.80 now

>>20034202
what is
Airheads
the kino

can someone post the picture of the bull violently raping a baby bobo that's crying? I need to show my mother because it is very funny and relevant

REMINDER THAT IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE!!

>>20034186
NO
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

You're only allowed to put in $6000 to your Roth IRA per year. If I want those tax-free gains to help me not be homeless when I'm old, then I've got to use it VERY wisely.

>>20034211
Some exchanges I think do trade options on the big volume stuff like the indices/index etfs after hours. But most of us probably don't have access.

>>20034166
>>20034217
>>20034221
>>20034254
Based BEST ERA OF SNL with top notch movies featuring Chris Farley

>>20033958
Buy high sell low

>>20034228
TQQQ/TMF Doombull here.
I have been beating the indexes since May when I started.
I am a gigabear on everything except stocks because the economy is fucked. Looking to rebalance gains into commodities.

>>20034166
My hair is as long as Buscemi's here.

>WKHS & BLNK dumping AH

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>20034267
same

>>20034273
Stop lying about horse, you'll jinx it

>>20034166
This makes me wish buscemi was a metal rockstar rather an actor

Feels good. If the stock gets cheap I win big by getting them cheaper than buying now, if they keeping going up I get my consolation prize.

Opinions on selling the majority of my portfolio and just going in on about 5 different stocks rather than having a gigantic list totaling more than 10 stocks? Have realized I miss out on good deals because the list along with my options just feels like top much to keep on top of. Am thinking about reducing my overall stocks to 5 or so. Options to become more focused on individual stocks rather than all over the place like they were last week so Im doing better on that end.

>>20034026
Really shouldve bought more soxl at $160 - $170.

>>20034043
Corona vaccines in the Operation warp speed trials. They either fall or skyrocket at each new phase

AHHHHHHHH BLNK WAS A SCAM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME WKHS

>>20034261
>REMINDER THAT IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE!!

>>20034281
Baste

>>20034261
>REMINDER THAT IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE!!

typical manic-depressive during mania phase :)

BLNK AND WKHS CHADS REPORT IN

I'm feeling pretty good honesty. My oil stocks hit the marks today so I sold. WKHS gave me a buying opportunity so I took advantage. Bought more KO and DAL. Still got almost 90 cash left just waiting. Between my DAL haul when I sell it and what I got stuffed in the bank as it is hell whatever else I make on short term plays is just gravy to be honest. P.S - KO & Viacom pay out July 1..

So whens the horse after hours super pump start?

I started with 5k a week and a half ago.

On my Robinhood account, I started with 5k, went up to 18k, then down to 3k, then broke even at 5k at the cost of being locked out for pattern day trading. Now I’m back and stronger baby

>>20034239
just as based blessed brendan went from
>JUST
to TRUST

>theres a man
>going round
>taking names
>and he decides who to free and who to blame

is it too late to get on the BLNK train?

>>20033991
mildly green. well positioned for a drop, but could really do with less upside risks. tbqh, just have 0 confidence.

>>20034305
based

I'm relying on WKHS to make me enough money to buy one TSLA share before it's added to the Speezee 500. I can't do fractional shares.

>>20034287
definitely downsize to a 4-6 stocks

>NKLA
>Market Cap: 24B
>Literally no cars
>Literally no factories
>Literally no product
>Literally no engineers
>Literally who CEO
>Same market cap as FORD
How? This is going to be the scam of the decade.

>>20034302
Greedy.

>>20034281
>>20034267
dont ever cut it frens

my biggest regret is cutting my hair prior to getting back into my career
only to realize after being hired i never needed to cut it

now i cant be bothered growing it past that really annoying short-long stage and reshaved it all again midcorona lockdown

>tfw cant tie my hair up into to bun like bobo ears anymore

>>20034318
Yes its going to open below the close tomorrow and be sub 5 by EOD. Save yourself

Hold Horsies. Think about why big money made this move today. Insiders know.

>>20034297
you will all see blink charging stations around the country. it has been written

>>20034343
reddit and chink state capitalism money

>>20034302
>can't do options because am poor and canada a shit
>have to content myself with measly unleveraged stock and leveraged ETFs

>>20034291
calm down nigger it's fine

>>20034286
he lives the metal life
and is whole heartedly devoted to it

>>20034343
>Caring about products, facilities, debt, growth, revenue or numbers in general
>2020

>>20034343
Tesla has been converting capital into losses for 11 years and is now valued more than the entire auto industry. The EV bubble is just getting started.

>>20034359
I am holding stocks fren.

>>20034351
I let it hang loose or tie it back in a loose ponytail like Thomas Jefferson, my hero.

>>20034354
you can also just check the volume on 2 year, funds bought all the shares long ago and are holding forever

Blnk and horse both red AH we are fucking done boys

>>20034367
i'll see you when it goes LK- erm BK.

>>20034288
a corona vaccine is literally impossible
same way herpes or the common cold currs are impossible

until nanotech medicine is the standard

>>20034354
Rejoicing at the fact that kpop fag's tranny hands won't be getting any of this.

>>20034354
presumably because WKHS is expecting to win some portion of the USPS contract, and needs cash to spin up production?

>>20034343
Because it's an investment that people will forget about until they fail to deliver and their stock plummits

>>20034384
Not having any shares myself
I just think we live in a meme age. Might as well adjust to it.

>>20034291
You have the mental fortitude of a woman and paper thin hands. Be a fucking man. You have to be new because any experienced chad trader recognizes what’s happening right now.

What is DENN doing AH??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just opened my first ever trading account with wealthsimple. Wish me luck frens

>>20034376
what did you do, all in SHLL and WKHS before the pump or something?

teach me your secrets

>Buys into a company's stock without doing research or believing in its fundamentals
>Get scared whenever you see a -5% dip

Anyone still got that screencap of that stocktwit retard who sold WKHS at 8.7 and said something like "my life is a joke?"

>>20034343
Next Tesla

See you in 5 years when it's 8x from today

>>20034402
What's your background in economics friend?

>>20034397
my favorite memes are the esoteric ones which would be
>rocks
>berries
>maybe paper
>maybe WM

>>20034000
nice. so this girl is the new mascot?

>>20034292
kek
but you living large if you're the chad selling V MA MSFT calls... don't you have big tiddies in urop?
>>20034295
>typical manic-depressive during mania phase :)
n-no unironically unipolar depression
"Persistent depressive disorder"
But let me dream of drinking from engorged tits and enjoying life

>>20033991
OOPS meant to tag you
>Did whoever gave their speech or whatever today do a good job?
>They did a successful job of making sure not to drop any hints to the public that they are robbing them blind and dooming their children to peasantry and doing scary stuff for the future value of the dollar.
>Most of smg was upset because they’re still paying lip service to minorities.
And I went crazy and impulsively gambled $175 of my retirement account on chink scams.

kek

the senators or whatever today kept talking about black people not getting loans.

they asked if that problem could be solved through legislation, but mostly agreed it wasn't a perfect solution.

i wonder if a certain black owned bank could see some extra help as a result of that. i sold 90% of my position during the last spike, but might start adding to my position again.

>>20034434
Shut up nerd

>>20034402
Yeah a fucking shilled SCAM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20034446

>NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
>STOP BUYING WKHS!!!!!
>ITS A PUMP AND DUMP!!!!
>YOU SEE!! YOU SEE!!!
>DUMPING AFTER HOURS!!!! ITS RED!!!!!

>>20034130
No, NKLA hired some company to do this and they get more per reservation for marketing than NKLA even makes from it. There are hundreds of these posts.

>>20034441
>They did a successful job of making sure not to drop any hints to the public that they are robbing them blind and dooming their children to peasantry and doing scary stuff for the future value of the dollar.
anyone have that ackman hell is coming?

>>20034430
>fundamentals
only matter for stocks I intend to hold more than a week

Buy Amazon on the rare red days and ride that shit to the moon.

Excelsior!

Who here is in BLNK?

For once I’m actually fully confident in a position I’ve taken. The Horse is wise and teaches us many things. All it asks for is faith in it and to support our brothers. Praise the Horse.

>>20034351
Yeah don't ever cut it super short. One day you'll wake up to see the dreaded "pattern baldness" looking at you from the mirror. Bye bye long hair ever again.. I know first hand. I used to have thick hair and an honest to god mullet. Now? my hair is short and bald on top with a damn fringe at the sides and back like a monk..

>>20034474
1500 shares

>Denny's -5% after announcing new share offering

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3587528-dennysminus-5-after-announcing-new-share-offering?utm_source=dashboard.stck.pro&utm_medium=referral

>>20034415
>wealthsimp

doomed from the start, puppers poster

>>20034343
its not really about what they have right now but the potential, batteries for long range heavy duty just isnt feasible, if they can get the infrastructure where trucks can recharge their hydrogen its by far the best idea, also keep in mind that trucks are quite different in europa and in the us. in europe its all about length so cutting down on big ass batteries could be imporant
i agree the stock is probably overvalued right now but its a pretty interesting stock in the long term. a friend of mine works at CNH Global who work closely with NKLA and he says very positive thing about them

>>20034485
What's your buy in?

>less than half a million in after-hours volume for WKHS in half an hour since close
uh oh, can WKHS sustain without having more volume than SPY?

>>20034474
150 shares. 238 WKHS. First day trading after lurking for a few months.

>>20034474
I'm in 282 at $5.62

What the fuck happened to VXRT from 4:05:30 to 4:06:30? Massive inside buy after stop-losses were triggered?

>>20034469
Can this be reported to the SEC? Can someone do it

>>20034451
Not nice

>>20034265
>since May when I started
This is unironically bearish. Please shut the fuck up and lurk for a year before posting. You're basically the knockoff SOXL shill and even he stole his strategy from someone else. We've been shilling 3x index ETFs here for years.

>>20034441
>don't you have big tiddies in urop?
Most Euro women are fat, ugly and unbearable.
Probably the same in the US.
>but you living large if you're the chad selling V MA MSFT calls
I basically live like a hobo or a travelling vagrant. I earned more today than I spend in a month I guess.
Minus rent. That was more than covered yesterday.

Maybe I should give something to charity sometimes.

>>20034474
100 @ 5.50

>>20034474
I have 16 whole shares at $5.50

Ok bro’s. Based on my gay ass data if SOLO drops past $2 it’s a must buy. Don’t miss out on this and be a typical emotional poorfag.

>>20034474
1500 at 5.60.

Who here /GLD/? I'm up 30% this year.

>>20034521
everyone starts somewhere. he really scored big time on the play. very sophisticated imo. hopefully he manages his risk well because he's liable to getting rooined with TQQQ TMF.

>>20034474
1450 @ $5.69. I'm either fucked or financially okay tomorrow at open.

>>20034474
400 @ 5.62

>>20034150
Q2 and even Q3 earnings are going to be great with sick divvy.

>$20 was the top for wkhs
>back to $10 before week ends
well then

GET DOWN WITH ODP
YEAH YOU KNOW ME

I have 16 shares of WKHS and 16 shares of BLNK will I make it

also 128 shares of Antibe, 4 NET, and 16 MAXR

this is my memes account

>>20034564
Please no.

>>20034587
1616 MOCKINGBIRD LANE

>>20034569
>P/E of 9
>3% yield
good safe boomer investment but if you're doing that why not buy something like ZZZ instead for better yield?

>>20034564
Based I'm going to lose it all arent I

http://www.strawpoll.me/20476363

Strawpoll anons, how many stocks are in your portfolio's (not total shares or watchlist).

>>20034564
AH doesn't seem to agree

Will my $1,000 Tesla puts expiring Thursday be in the money?

>>20034625
5 in my meme account, 8 in my TFSA

diversified but not slutty

>>20034563
When the previous excellent results were out the stocks went down...

>>20034625
4-6 Chad reporting although I exited SHLL today

>>20034519
same energy

>>20034047
Free money but wkhs dip at 12pm and sell next day in the morning pump then buy back again I have been doing it for 2 day now

>>20034518
I think it may actually be legal because NKLA isn't doing the shilling themselves but hired another company to do it for them so they've absolved themselves of some liability.
>>20034553
>he really scored big time on the play. very sophisticated imo
Who even cares? Everyone that bought a 3x index ETF during the dip is up the same amount, it doesn't mean they should be avatarfagging about it. I'm so sick of idiots here trying to form some identity around their positions, it's pathetic.

>>20034564
>tfw bought for 35 shares $13.10 yesterday and traded at $18.53

Makes me wish I put it every dollar I have to my name and made a cool couple thousand in 1 day but I'm new to investing and don't have the intuition yet.

Would it be wise to buy back in at the dip tomorrow?

>>20034187
We do this for your protection. Please continue to discuss Solo, Nikola, and how the virus and riots are Drumpf's fault among yourselves.

>>20034625
3 to ~7 honestly.
I try to be diversified but not try to become some weird form of SPY

>>20034666
based stan, but that play is legit big brain. we've really lucked out on finding it.

>>20034517
Probably something along those lines yeah. Its the stock market.

How many shares of horse should I buy to make it? I have 100 right now.

>>20034564
Fuck you.

>>20034667
the hype hasn't really slowed down, that's the important thing

>>20034155
Got hurt on Solo today toooo. Chasing the EV dragon. Gonna hold a couple more days fuck it I'm in deep already

>>20034625
1-3 chads rise up

>>20034564
Sir you're going to have to delete that statement

>>20034359
Options are a fucking meme and only meant for once in a lifetime gains like you put 1K in year long options before Boeing goes down 50% then you make 300 times your money.

Generally you only trade good meme stocks and HODL.

Consider doing covered calls on your slow shits though its decent income.

>be outside with dog
>dog wants water
>fill dog bowl with water from hose
>spill some on concrete
>dog licks water off concrete instead of drinking from bowl

>>20034625
3 right now. Had around 10 until Jun 8. I'm carefully going back in.

>>20034662
We ought to euthanize those people. They make me sad and offend my eyes.

>>20034430

>>20034730
the concrete seasons the water whitey

>>20034705
average down and wait
best and honest advice

>>20034430
original

is it too late to get in WKHS?

>>20034471
I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYJeL6yvYGk
did you listen to today's hearing?
Happy as I am with my gains today, I still fear for the future if this is what we have to contend with. infinite niggers and nigger government.

>>20033934
it's a real tactic used to dodge valid questions by shitty politicians and cable news assholes, AND it's ALWAYS used by shills to defend their microcap bullshit stocks

>LCI is fucked, generic drug makers in the US are getting rekt by cheaper Indian businesses with worse oversight and quality control

>W-What about TEVA! They're the ones that are really in trouble with the price fixing scandal!

>>20033958
i used to be like this but then i saw a video of a barrista at some horny bar flashing her tits and pussy to a buyer and realized 2d women not being real is the real thing that will always make them unattractive

>>20034760
Yes. 15 by EOW major correction incoming

>>20034760
Was it too late yesterday?

>>20034684
That play has been known about for over a year, it was ripped off from this well known forum post but instead of UPRO it's TQQQ. Ironically this has performed a lot worse since March than if you only had 100% TQQQ and ditched the TMF. It didn't make a lot of sense to try to protect against drawdowns when the market was already down 40%.

https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=272007

>>20034760
it's too late to make massive 900% gains on WKHS but if you believe they'll win the USPS contract there's still upside ($20-40)

>>20034777
It's also just a term for comparing two things

>>20034756
Yea I've been under the gun before. The bottom of this meme stock has to be somewhere.

>>20034064
said everyone else a year ago when it pumped and dumped

>>20034504
$3.94 and $5.90

>>20034625
1

>>20034625
NKLA
SHLL
WKSH
DAL
CCL

>>20034064
it's down 1% nigga even if you bought today at $5.50 you're still green on the day

Anyway got back form the liquor store. Turns out, there aren't any top shelf wines with horsies on the label. Got this for $10

ZYNE

you guys are keeping track of all your trades for taxes right.....?

>>20034851
Brokers give you tax documents bro

>>20034144

why the fuck is MSFT up? mixer failed like 3 days ago

>>20034840
>ZYNE

People need to stop pretending DUDE WEED has miracle medical properties and is for anything but getting high recreationally

>>20034851
>paying taxes
>2020

>>20034851
jokes on you IRS i'm down for the year

If you bought UPS before the after hours pump i advise you sell your shares because it's propped up by the thought that we're handling the excess volume created by quarintine better than FedEx but we're really not. Expect a sharp drop to $100 if you don't.

>>20034851
My 1099b will handle all that for me

>>20034838
At least you didn't get Dark Horse.
Enjoy your horse booze anon.

>>20034474
85 @ 5.70

>>20034851
Doesn't Robinhood do that for me?

>>20034851
What taxes

THE HORSE IS DUMPING WHAT THE FUCK ITS OVER THIS IS THE RUG PULL WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>20034625
16. I FOMOed into a bunch in March panic buying not knowing what the hell I was doing. I've sold most of those original ones for better ones(mostly miners). I know there's more profit to be made from specific winners, but considering a lot of them are juniors to mid tier, I like the added security incase one goes bankrupt or otherwise.... At least until I improve my investment analysis skills.

>>20034878
Donate your gains to charity and get it back on your tax return

>>20034343
Does it count as a scam if everyone knows about it?
>Dude what if we just did Tesla but did the FIRST name instead lmao
>earn billions because investors think the meme is funny
Think of all the time people spend trying to figure out trends, earnings, bookvalues. Trying to program AIs to invest in the most likely winner, only to find out it's all controlled by a dumb herd that doesn't even pretend to make rational decisions.

>>20034776
Thanks. I meant the meme pick. Tbh, i didn't listen to it. I'll do that after finishing up the back end of the fauci health official update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0xOfVft0FE

>>20034796
>Ironically this has performed a lot worse since March than if you only had 100% TQQQ
Imagine my shock, whoa!
>https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=272007
also based. it doesn't even go for a historical rationale for why it works.
>tfw seems like I'm the only one recently to hypothesize that there's elements to this specific cycle that forcibly make this a grand play
A very snooty and Mt. Stupid weatherman feel.

>>20034885
OH NO WE ARE ONLY UP 20% ON THE DAY I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAA

>>20034851
TD Ameritrade gives me my tax forms.

>>20034870
>>20034851
If I'm down, and made less than the minimum required to file taxes... do I need to do this for my stocks? I did trim some VTSAX for a 10 year big gain...

>>20034796
>Ironically this has performed a lot worse since March than if you only had 100% TQQQ
Uhhh... yeah if you start with only stock at the bottom you're going to do much, much better then having that protection.

But if you went into the dip with TQQQ and held through it, I bet that'd be a lot worst than if you rebalanced all your gains from TMF at the bottom into TQQQ.

You're supposed to rebalance.

>first talked about by the based boomer index investors
yeah... I do like those guys. Since then there's all sorts of variations and hypothetical "bests". I'm very curious about doing Dalio's all-weather portfolio with leverage similar to TQQQ:TMF.

>>20034838
>Mr. (14) Hands

>>20034851
Haha, I've only lost money so far.

Looking at smallcaps vs. Nasdaq is just depressing.

There's no fucking way this shit bounced off of $20 once and just dies. I choose to believe.

>>20034885
>DOOOOOOOMPING
>(0.24) -1.4%
can we stop panicking over literally nothing

>>20034447
Niggers don’t pay their debt. They are plague upon Western Socirty. Even a black owned bank wouldn’t jump to give out loans to niggers because they know it would mean bankruptcy as these niggers wouldn’t pay a dime of their loans back. YOU CANT FIX NIGGERS YOU CAN ONLY GET ENSLAVE OR KILL THEM. Idk about you anons I don’t want no black slaves in 2020 who will murder and rape my daughter and will be protected by the Mossad owner police force/ court

>>20034838
Top shelf wine is just mid shelf wine that you pay too much for. Enjoy your buzz and enjoy the fact that you spent less than $20 on fermented grape juice.

>>20034862
300% growt forecast for the median price

so uhhh blnk is still good right

>>20034926
welcome to /smg/

i mean, literally what happened to this board?
a month ago EVERYONE here was: muh spy puts, muh spy calls
now nothing of that, only pennystocks

First time horse is red for an entire first after hours hour in 8 days. Corrections incoming. If you bought the top today you will be punished

>>20034913
>Mr. Hands

If horse makes me a millionaire, I swallow this shit with a smile

Really hope gold crashes a bit so I can reload up on it. I made a good amount of money, but I'm out of all my precious metals related shares and the damn things just keep going. I was making money so fast I just exited out of it all. Until I ran out of shares I was like Jerome himself just printing $100 bills.

>>20034851
Nigger, i'm getting a tax deduction because I've lost so much money.

>>20034943
It was all a scam.
I'm financially ruined

>>20034913
You kikes are going to lose EVERYTHING

>>20034920
The momentum just slammed into a wall when that happened.

>>20034265
>TQQQ/TMF


these systems work until they dont and suddenly bust investors. not always have there been an inverse correlation

>BLNK is down

Time to eat a bullet.

>>20034903
I was talking about the Powell hearing.
>Congress gets to publicly question one of the top dogs responsible for our economy.
>Ask hardly any questions about fiscal policy, but spend nearly an hour going about blacks, hispanics, women, and other people with disabilities and how they get approved for less credit, don't have jobs, don't have savings, etc.
I used to think the spic nig cycle was just a pol meme, but god damn.

>>20034947
summer vacation and fresh meat. after dip brokers reported record flow of newbies :O

>>20034966
It will re-test twenty again before it falls off of a cliff. Big buyers still have another day before they rugpull. It ended 20% up today.

I FUCKING KNEW IT !!! Why did I buy this heaping pile of shit ???!!

>>20034949
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What stocks do the own?

>horse now below $17 AH
okay it's not funny now you can stop selling

>>20034971
TQQQ/TMF did unbelievably well during both a bear and bull market. The entire market is right now being dragged kicking and screaming by big tech. If that collapses, the TMF hedges against that. TMF has about 10 years of juice in it before it starts getting the dumpster fire bonds that started (and continue) to 2020. But I fully expect to be mostly in commodities by that point anyway.

What does the bond market mean by this.

>finally work up the courage to buy stocks for first time
>immediately dumps
I guess the boomers were right about speculation.

>>20035021
Ok. For u anon.

>>20035021
I fucking knew it was a meme , I bought at 17 so now it’ll be at 15 or lower for a month guarantee it

lol, I forgot to buy BYFC at 2.03 because I was stress cooming right before market closed. Second time I missed this dip lol...

>>20035019
they’re lawyers so everything in an index

>>20035019
40% Vanguard Dividend Aristocrats, 60% government bonds

>>20034971
desu, i'd consider deleveraging and appropriately balancing until the completed V shape is confirmed some more. I think that the TQQQ/TMF is not going to see significant protection from TMF where it actually offsets TQQQ losses.

>>20034990
yeah, I'm just linking something else that might be of interest to you, reciprocity. the two black guys that started asking about the banks were based.
>what the hell was the stimulus garnished for
>we're liable to have disruptions to our critical industries and need to be prepared to make fast and unprecedented fiscal and monetary support for those industries specifically
i didn't have any other noteworthy questions...
>where's the oversight?
i guess that's about it.

>>20035019
why do i keep seing this, worst fucking meme or news of the year
who do so many retards give a single fuck

>>20035014
Jesus Christ anon, don't scare me like that. It's still above 17 dollars.

>>20035014
OH FUCK WHY DID I RE BUY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20034987
I bought BLNK and I've had such a bad few runs we're almost certain to go down.

>>20034750
kek

>FB bans large segment of boogaloo movement

WKHS swung back up above 17 still some life left

>>20035019
What poor trigger discipline she has

>>20034625
13. Last two of my post number are the goal by EOY

>>20035061
because "well off white people scared of a horde of arsonist niggers" is the target of the 6 minutes of hate of BLM

>>20035056
You're not wrong, but they came at it simply from the angle of
>Why did the banks garnish stimulus packages from minorities instead of handing it out to them, then sending collection agencies after them.
I still disagree with the way banks used that bullshit so offset their liquidity crisis, but don't mistake their intentions.

I am bankrupt if Elon lied and the underdeliever tomorrow.

IVR divvy paid top dollaaaaaa

OIL
I
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>>20035019
Stay away from fluffy and spot or you get it

>>20035106
right, and the oversight question is about control. I was still pleased that it came up. oh, and then the one guy talking about revenues not existing (context of hospitality). that was funny.

>>20034903
>>20034913
The downside protection isn't worth shit and you would be better off just holding something else for diversification since TMF has barely moved in the last three months. With perfect timing the most you would have made would be only 30% even if you bought it at the bottom.

If you're bullish on TQQQ, just hold it until you reach 100% and sell half instead of limiting both your upside and your downside with a meme treasury stock.

>>20035113
apparently stock holders are moving to remove Elon which would knock TSLA down to $200 overnight

>>20035121
Save me from this KOStastrophe PLEASE

>>20034838
IF YOU WANNA RIDE
RIDE THE WHITEHORSE

RICH

BITCH

>>20035121
That’s bullish right?

>>20035061
A large enough property will have a long driveways, this is often considered a private road.
Said road was within a gated property, nogs break in and start harassing the residents thinking they're standing on public property because they're on asphalt. They're aiming their firearms at trespassers, trigger discipline notwithstanding.

FEDEX POOOOOOOOOOMP

>>20034503
>>20034432
>>20034372
Ok, by why would you invest in shitty Tesla when you can just get actual Tesla?

>>20035078
big nothing its going back up to 250

>>20035126
>that abhorrent trigger discipline

She's lucky she didn't ND into the crowd, they would have really gotten fucked

Who else trading after hours?

>>20035136
I don't think we disagree. Your point of 100% TQQQ is just obnoxious in light of risk management. definitely share some feelings regarding TQQQ and TMF >>20035056

>>20034474
200 STINKY BLNKys @ $5.65 fren.

>>20035078
racist toward Hawaii's culture bro

>>20033991
Up 4.55% today, pleasantly surprised.

>>20035170
>never cover the trigger when you're pointing at something you don't want a hole in
>pointing at crowd of angry blacks
her trigger discipline was fine

>>20035121
Just as I was thinking of selling out Sasso...wait. They do GTL. Shit.

>>20034781
show me the video so that I can truly understand

>>20034474
Yes I too know regret

>>20035171
enjoying the spreads?

Nuevo threado
>>20035207

>>20035207

>>20035207

>>20035126
>>20035087

>>20033957
define pumping

>>20035249
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20035137
Source on that?

>>20035157
trigger discipline is for peaceful times at the range

nigger discipline is what she is showing there
the proper & perfect form when surrounded by feral niggers

>>20034502
It seemed the best option for the amount of money I want to start out with. I don't wanna start playing around with thousands and meme it out of existence

>>20035120
0.2?

>>20035181
>Your point of 100% TQQQ is just obnoxious in light of risk management
I didn't suggest you should only have TQQQ in your portfolio, only that buying 100% TQQQ is better than buying some combination of TQQQ/TMF for a position of the same size. Diversify elsewhere.

Ok bros give it to me straight is horse still gonna moon or are we fucked? Chart looks absolutely shit but im in for 500 at 18.30 hoping to bail around 22 if possible

>>20035395
TQQQ at all without a dedicated hedge just seems reckless period, even in March. Not trying to imply that it'd be the full portrollio.

>>20035050
Based boomer. I guarantee this portfolio is worth more than everyone in this threads robinhood account.

>>20035572
I would like to point out that March was relevant because that is when the Doombull guy started which is why I was comparing the performance of the two during this time. It made no sense to shill the combo during the dip instead of during a time when TQQQ was extremely high. TQQQ doesn't need a hedge if your position is sized properly and you have a stop loss in place. It's risk/reward is pretty high. What would you hedge it with?

>>20035757
>March was relevant because that is when the Doombull guy started
I'm not sure this is the same doombull. I remember one would consistently talk about dollar milkshake, but who knows
>What would you hedge it with?
>doesn't need a hedge if your position is sized properly and you have a stop loss in place
I'd keep it with TMF but then also peel off some of that TQQQ into gold for second leg down protection and then also try having additional protections from deflationary pressure via additional cash, utilities, or dividend aristocrats, maybe preferreds if it looks right. I would say bonds, but the bond market is weird right now and I'm very worried about fallen angel risk. Tbh, I would be sweating every day in TQQQ or SOXL or UPRO. I'd much prefer to be in QQQ, QLD, SOXX, etc.