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31.

16k in cash and 5k in merch.

Note: merch includes your personal items of value like laptops, consoles watch coffee maker etc

>> No.20020358

>>20020337
>Note: merch includes your personal items of value like laptops, consoles watch coffee maker etc

holy shit cope. just say 16k, no one cares about your stuff

>> No.20020383

>>20020358
lol
op, you sound like a 15 year old

>> No.20020387

>24
>236k in stocks
>66k in crypto
>128k income
>living with parents

>> No.20020389

>>20020337
nigger I'm 20 and could say I have 10k in "merch" like clothing and shit. nobody cares about the shit you couldn't sell if you tried

>> No.20020427

i do have a really nice coffee maker and a few gift cards

>> No.20020430

>>20020358
>>20020389
Laymao wrong. I can sell my laptop for 1500$ and my camera for 800. It ads up so ad the merch separately you fucking faggots

>> No.20020439

>>20020387
I hate people like you.
At best, youd be 2 years out of college (dont bs me blue collar pays this well). Theres no fucking way thats your pay just 2 years out of school

>> No.20020447

Over 50, giant cock and mad skateboard skills. Got me this far.

>> No.20020485

Random shit like your coffee maker don’t count as assets. A laptop makes more sense since there’s somewhat of a legitimate market for used laptops, but OP don’t be a fag.
Net worth is cash + investments

>> No.20020564

>>20020485
What if the coffee maker is an italian espressor machine worth 3000 dolah?

>> No.20020577
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20020577

>>20020337
>Tfw 19
>Tfw 750k net worth

>> No.20020580

>>20020564
>>20020485
Restaurants and coffee shops are always looking to buy those btw fast cash is fast

>> No.20020591
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20020591

>>20020337

33

230k Crypto (Link)

90k Home Equity

10k Cash

40k Merch

Note: My merch includes Toyota Tacoma, Kawasaki Ninja 650, silver, gold, rifles, shotguns, handguns, suppressor, computers, MtG cards, Pokemon cards, Sports cards, Xbox, shoes, hats, clothes, phone, projector, theater sound system, air purifier, sunglasses, desk fans, CPAP machine, bedding, blankets, wind chime, wall decor, toothbrush, toothpaste, toilet paper, silverware, dishes, light bulbs, blow dart gun, several charging cords, a few bic lighters, an old printer and half a reem of paper.

>> No.20020647

28.
Maybe 23k cash right now cause I just sold my stonks
Got a 30k car I owe 20k on.
Maybe 37k in a 401k
Not counting guns TVs or anything worth less than a grand so thats it. Fuck I'm already dead arent I

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20020661

>>20020439
>he thinks 128k is a lot
that's literally average intern pay in tech

>> No.20020681

>>20020580
I see the logic, but OP likely bought it because he wants/needs coffee in the morning. 99% chance he doesn’t sell it for fast cash unless he literally loses most of his 16K. Therefore, I don’t count that as a part of his net worth. I don’t know OP so maybe I’m wrong if he’s some sort of artisan coffeemaker flipper and it’s a true asset, but in terms of probability that the coffeemakers value would ever be realized monetarily is virtually non existent

>> No.20020691

>>20020591
Kek

>> No.20020841
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31
$21k cash
$115k crypto
$66k stocks
$85k 401k and 403b
$53k company stock retirement plan
$8k car
Still renting in low COL area

Not worth mentioning my job or salary. You bitches will whine or yell larp lol.

>> No.20020917

38 just over 1 million.
300k equity in real estate
700k small biz (surprisingly liquid if I need to sell)
250k stock/crypto

>> No.20021025

29
$375k in crypto
$95k in 401k
$56k in home equity
$12k in savings
$10k in uhhh... merch

>> No.20021058

Wow everyone is upper middle class on a racist mongolian basket weaving board