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>Turn 25
>Fatherless
>Kissles
>Hugless
>Touchless
>Virgin
>Never experienced positive female affection
>Neurotic
>Skelly
>Severely anxious
>Severely mentaly ill
>PTSD from beatings from childhood
>Retarded mother
>Literally 0 Money
>No clothes
>No shoes
>No food
>No home
>8 months of failing in trading
>0 profits


Should I rope?
How the fuck did I managed to make money at 16? I had so much energy. It just spiraled down as I was becoming more self-aware.

>> No.20014000

are u American?

>> No.20014018

>>20013955
uff i want to be your daddy and take your virginity son

>> No.20014038

>>20013955
join the army

>> No.20014044

>>20013955
you forgot
>faggot

and no, don't rope, that would upgrade you to massive faggot

>> No.20014047

>>20013955
I'm sorry anon, but the answer is kneepads.

>> No.20014070

>>20013955
no shoes? sorry to hear it

>> No.20014092

>>20013955
literally you only option is God
get a bible

>> No.20014176

>>20014092
I've done that at 20-22

>> No.20014210

>>20014176
then now just accept the gifts
it is a gift
you need nothing but to accept it
accept Jesus

>> No.20014261

>>20013955
Is there anything that you enjoy in life? Any interests? I would focus on whatever brings you even a sliver of joy and explore, see where it leads you. In the meantime, try to get at least a part time job to pay the bills and get a minimum level of comfort. You never know what the future holds anon, what you have lived may all come to make sense and allow you to appreciate life in ways few can

>> No.20014275

>>20014038
this but unironically. ask to join the air force and you'll never see combat, probably work as a mechanic, after you get out take some cushy union job. invest everything you earn into ETH.

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>>20014038
Bump

>> No.20014331

>>20014275
I'm not in US, they don't pay us in army

>> No.20014389

>>20014331
Move to US

>> No.20014553

My turn
>>Turn 25 (last week)
>>Fatherless
>>Have a gf who enjoys giving head and has a fat ass
>>She wants to fuck way more than me, frequently turn her down bc she's a borderline nympho
>>Retarded parents
>>$34k in crypto, $180k property, $5k in the bank
>$40k debt from college, $10k BTC loan, $170k left on the house
>>Sorta fat but good face so w/e
>>In pretty decent shape but could do better
>>Periodically suicidal
>>Hate my job
>>Want to do something with my life besides gamble on shitcoins but I have too many bills

>> No.20014566

>>20013955
>Fatherless

Take this one for granted can't believe how many of you mongrels are godless bastards

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>>20014553

>> No.20014664

>>20013955
so obvious that you should become a trap. shocking you haven't already

>> No.20014722

>>20013955
there are ways to solve some problems. if you wanna lose your virginity, get a dating app or something - that takes off multiple things on that list. as for the rest we ain't fucking genies so uh idk.

>> No.20014733

>>20014275
based