/biz/ - Business & Finance

>no bathtub
Hard pass

Fella follows farts.
Just buy pic related or live in a tent.

>>20005948
>31m2
>250k

FUCKING KEK

>>20006011
whats funny fag

>>20005948
>tv
Cringe
>balcony
Wasted space
>shtting in the bathroom
Oof

>>20006021
You bought an overpriced cuckshed. Congrats.

>>20005948
Is that where your coach sucks your dick?

>>20006035
its gonna increase in value
im gonna make money on it fag

>>20005948
I remember this from earlier, at least you changed the layout ab it. I don't get why you'd dedicate such a big room to "storage" when you have so little space to begin with, I'd try to make that part of the living room somehow.
Also what's up with that super narrow balcony part, does a person even fit there?

Holy shit what a shitty apartment. I’m in Paris and even for our cucked rental market that is tiny. 50m2 minimum to not be complete cockroach.

>>20006077
To compare i bought a 140m2 house in the city center (next to the shopping street) of a small western european (30k people) city for 260k€

>>20006077
That will be worth 120k in a year.

>>20006115
but its a reason for it being cheap
nobody wants to live in your city

>>20006150
cope

>>20006081
the narrow part of the balcony is wierd yes. you can stand there but not much else can fit

>>20005948
>250k
you can get something this size shipped to you for 60k in the states

>>20006115
>a small western european (30k people)
Well good for you but let's not pretend like that's the same as the capital of norway.
what country?

>>20005948
>250k usd for this 31sqm

lmao. is this what americucks pay for literal a shed?

>>20006203
True, true. Belgium

>>20005948
What the fuck
8k dollars per square meter?
>Look at average prices in Oslo
>It's the average price
What the fuck

>>20005948
hold up you can fuck a grill on the washing machine (((&))) take a shower at the same time!

>>20005948
yeh scandinavia is way priced out for most people living in the western world, yet you still have a shit ton of shitskins somehow?

>>20005948

where do you dry your clothes?

>>20005948
So I'm guessing the bulk of the investment goes to the coach? Is it Mourinho or Pep?

>>20006162
>some easternblock shithole
no thanks

>>20005948
Can you take pics of the actually apartment instead?

>>20005948
>muh Oslo
without the oil Oslo would be a fucking fishing village.

>>20006261
It's Belgium.
>inb4 next cope reply

This appartement is peak millennial consumer. It would be impossible cook in that kitchen, so the tenant will be ordering UberEats every night after happy hour at a hipster wine bar and forever stay poor.

>>20006274
without the himalayas nepal would be below sea level

>>20005948
it is fucking awful

>>20006318
yeh it occured to me also that, where do you store plates and pans? better yet, where do you store even the food in such a tiny kitchen.

No thanks.

>>20005948
Is that a prison cell? Serious question

>>20006260
kek

>>20006275
>implying belgium isnt a muslim hellhole

>>20006418
you'd be happy to live here

>>20006418
>implying you won’t have grenades thrown at you by new Somali-Norwegians

>>20006449
was in brussel airport in february
muslims everywere

hard pass no thanks

>>20005948
>31sqm
>250k
>soon collapse

must be a special need building with assistance, how retard are you ????

>>20006560
stay jelly

>>20006336
lets take a quick look:
oil: around 55%
fishing is like 11%
shipbuilding without the cheap national oil would become way more expensive, as would certain fishing activities and mining and the rest.
if oil goes you have pretty much your food to rely on. at least, sweden can sell you some cheap wood to heat your homes

>Buying real estate in rapidly depopulating Europe

lmfao good 1

>>20005948
stakkars jävel

>>20006785
stay jelly bro

>>20005948
>Not having a bidet
Americans will never make it

>>20005948
That's crazy expensive for such a little box dude... And you're a debt slave for life now.

>>20007004
no only 25 year downpayment fag

>>20006714
>bought a 250k box in a zoo,
>31sqm

LOL

memes aside, cucksheds are not ""investments"". i made the same mistake 10 years ago. i'm guessing you're in your early twenties and work in IT

>>20006244
The government pays for their housing. I mean, we pay for their housing through taxes.

>>20006465
>its another american visits the capital and bases his entire view on what he sees there episode

>>20007079
im in my late 20s and starting medschool this fall
gonna rent it out while i study

>>20007027
I bought a 50sqm appartment for 70k euros, paid cash. Granted it's not in a European capital, but it's one hour away from one. There is 1 gb internet, I can live and work there and I don't pay any rent and have no debt. This is what freedom looks like dude, not in 25yo but today.

>>20007215
im not planning on owning it for 25 years
im gonna own it while i study and sell it with a profit when my studies are done

>>20007107
dilate muslim

>>20007301
Not sure how it works in Norway but here you pay about 6% taxes when you buy (to the government) and 6% when you sell (to the real estate agent). So to make any profit you need to sell at least 12% above what you paid. It's not likely you can do that in less than 10 years.

>>20007215
Oslo + Stockholm super overpriced. You're selling it -50% after a correction.

>>20007377
in norway you dont pay taxes on any profit you earn for selling an apartment as long as you lived in the apartment for atleast 1 year

>>20007399
meant for >>20007301

>>20007400
what a dumb investment seriously, better put 10k on 25 coin and wait down the line..

>>20007414
>>20007399
they have been yelling "ITS A BUBBLE
ITS GONNA CORRECT ITSELF ANY DAY NOW!!!" for fucking 10 years atleast
not happening

>>20007400
I was not talking about taxes on profit, I was talking about what you pay when you buy real estate. you obviously had to pay something when you bought your apartment (I think it's called transfer stamp duty in Norway).

>>20007435
yes bet on 1 shitcoin and hope its better than the other 9000 shitcoins out there

its easier to get rich on fucking casinos

>>20005948
You can get a shed from Home Depot for cheaper

>>20007469
>its easier to get rich on fucking casinos
You don't get rich in real estate by buying overpriced apartments...
You get rich by buying properties in bulk, renovating old stuff, or by building yourself. When you calculate all the costs you'll be happy if you do even 5-10% over the 10 or so years that you will keep your apartment, which is a shitty ROI obviously.

>buying a place that you cant raise children or have a family in
retard
>oslo
as expected
enjoy your 250k cuckshed that you will hate in two weeks

>>20006785
they are importing lots of negroes to appease the jews though. the state buys apartments on the private market to house them.. even in the more expensive parts of Oslo.

>>20007469
which shitcoin did you get ?

>>20005948
looks like the kind of place only a faggot would live

>>20006150
this
only africans and sand niggers, almost as bad as Malmo

>>20005948
man, this is like my apartment right now kek.

>>20008467
kek

>>20006202
>>250k usd for this 31sqm
>lmao. is this what americucks pay for literal a shed?

>Oslo

>>20010411
kys

>>20010411
In Northern California, this would be a steal.

>>20005948
>>20007027
>>20007301
>>20007450
>250k
>for a shitty 30sqm apartment
>in the middle of a pandemic
is this a joke? please tell me it's a joke.

>>20006318
So you understand that the property isn't any good, just that you'll make money from it because good taste is dead, right?

>>20005948
>31sqm
lul nice cuckshed

>>20010612
no joke

>>20010612
and he's calling everyone a fag for pointing out how shit a deal he got

>>20005948
>walls hard up head and foot of bed
Manlets. When will they learn?

>>20010764
you paid 8.3k / sqm in a suburb of a city with less than 1M people and no shortage of housing...

>>20007214

You're gonna study medicine in Poland/Hungary, aren't you?

Oslo-sjetteåring representin'.

>>20005948
I knew Norway was expensive but damn dude you got cucked

>>20010954
Yes det skal jeg

basert uio?

>>20011128
hej hej monika hej pod hej monika

>>20011017
dilate

> stay jelly
Sorry literally no one is jelly of that. Can barely move in your "bedroom". Kitchen is absolutely terrible. Living room is tiny. Only decent thing is your "storage" kek

>>20011335
stay jelly fag
just admit it

Thanks god you're a troll.
That would be sad if you were not...

>>20005948
Isnt that Malmo tier

>>20011567
not malmo tier

>>20010809
imagine being THAT retarded with money (money he doesn't even have...)