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1996617 No.1996617 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a billionaire.

AMA

>> No.1996638

>>1996617
wanna send me some bitcoin so I can be attempt to be a millionare ?
1AfS2S5DwGHPfbR2AJJPbHJgSRBvvo7VHP

>> No.1996665

i need jaw surgery but im poor please help me

>> No.1996667
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1996667

>>1996617
Can I have a million?

>> No.1996670

>>1996665
Should have picked a different line of work other than sucking dicks.

>> No.1996700

wanna toss 100k or

>> No.1996703
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1996703

>>1996667
U can have 1/10 $
Don't spend it all at once.

>> No.1996709

Can you buy me some kneepads

>> No.1996755

>>1996617
How much cocaine do you deliver to the US daily? What are your expenses and how do you avoid the Feds?

>> No.1996757

>>1996617
I see Hebrew.

>> No.1996762

Lets see some proof. Post a pic of a piece of bread on your car

>> No.1996770

>>1996617

What the fuck even are all those?

>> No.1996780

>>1996770
They look like reichsmarks.
I have no idea what they're worth.

>> No.1996818
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1996818

>>1996757
I'm jewish.
>>1996780
Like 100 €. The other Nazi and SS shit i found is probably worth more.

>> No.1996839

>>1996818
>I'm jewish.
Aren't we all?

>100 €
Each?

>The other Nazi and SS shit i found
Where'd you find it? Was your granddad a cryptojew in the SS?

>> No.1996847

I'm happy for you Anon. Not likely, but I hope I join you.

>> No.1996879

What cryptos should I invest in?

>> No.1996881

>>1996839
>Each?
No. All of them together.
>Where'd you find it?
In an old bunker in the forest near where i live. Uniforms,money,weapons. But i'm scared to go back because some tons
there look like they contain chemical weapons.
>Was your granddad a cryptojew in the SS?
No. Just a normal Nazi.

>> No.1996883

>>1996879
ETH

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>>1996879

>> No.1996885

>>1996881
Get a gas mask and a biohazard suit.
Or just sell the location.

>No. All of them together.
So you're not a billionaire, then.

>> No.1996893

>>1996879
POSW nigga

>> No.1996898

>>1996881
dude don't waste this opportunity

collect the items except for the chemical weapon looking stuff

>> No.1996933

I'll send you a pic of my boipussy for a hundred

>> No.1996935

can I please have $50k to go to flight school?paypal itdavi@hotmail.com Thank you

>> No.1997134

>>1996617
What business/services do you use

How do we earn your wealth

>> No.1997137

>>1996617

What should I do this weekend?

>> No.1997168

>nobody in the thread gets the joke
He has a billion worthless post-war reichsmarks, which was Zimbabwe money before it was cool

>> No.1997455

Can I please have 2K to help support my sick father, Im a full time student and Im not making enough for the bills. Thanks. Roldog0@gmail.com

>> No.1997458

>>1997168
Oh.
I thought Reichsmarks were pre-Weimar.
I don't know much about German money.

>> No.1997551

Can I have $00.01?

>> No.1998087

>>1996617
יש לי את אותם שטרות
מצטער לבאס אותך אחי אבל זה שווה מקסימום עשר שקל לשטר
כל מי שסבתא שלו ברחה מאירופה יש לו כזה

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>>1997455
U ain't getting shit!

>> No.1998109

are we /biz/nessmen or welfare leeches here? quit asking for handouts
>>1996881
any german medals and pins? That's incredibly interesting memorabilia you have to find and an important piece of history.

>> No.1998864

>>1996881
Sounds like a cool trove you've stumbled upon.
Surely chemical weapons/harmful stuff would be labeled as such.

>> No.1998878
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1998878

>Jew is profiting on Nazi memorabilia
Go back to the trove and gas yourself, Chaim

>> No.1999267

>>1996617
Whats your job and how much do you make