/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for spy 295 on monday

facebook noooooooooooooooo

>>19959698
Gonna fuck this cute game developer and her shy friend.

Haven’t been checking news lately. Why is oil shitting the bed?

>>19959698
XOM for the long
WKHS forever
SHLL for the meme

First for based Mohamed El Erian on CNBC soon

>GNUS and IVR
Double OOF
>my meme stocks are finally getting noticed
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also Xth for airlines revisiting march lows. By the way, that means if you weren't doing swing trades with it you made a literally pointless buy. Loaned someone else your money to make actual money.
Just FYI

>>19959698

>These dips come in rarely during a V-shaped recovery so better take this opportunity to buy cheaper stocks next week!
But this dips happen often when a country is collapsing.

Any REIT ETFs that track REITs from shitholes?

crashing the economy and everyones life savings because you can't buy burgers or fly to thailand to fuck dickgirls was a good idea right?

Is it creepy to play with girls hair at work, lads?

Most don't say anything.

Of course I post when a new thread gets made.

Question for ThinkorSwim users, when displaying "Day trades for 5 days" in the account info gadget, does 0 mean how many I've done or how many I have left?

>>19959747
we aint flyin for a looooooong tine

>>19959783

Without asking them? What do you think?

Up 36% this week. Made $660. Thank you /biz/. Please keep teaching me.

>>19959783
Enjoy your sexual harassment lawsuits

Anyone holding VXRT? hovering around 8 right now.

>>19959760
Stop, it hurts to face this truth. I bought planes and now I must hold this garbage.
I WILL NEVER TAKE A LOSS! I will repeat this until I go broke!

>>19959795
>>19959801
he's obviously a chad.

>>19959816
>chad on /biz/ of all places
Yeah, no

>tfw I've offset almost all of this week's losses in my TFSA with gambling wins in my personal account

>>19959802
Reporting in, I got completely fucked and should've sold earlier. What are the odds we see any kind of increase next week?

You’re honestly mentally retarded if you think the market is going to keep crashing. JP is never going to let the markets slip like that again. I hope you guys loaded up on SPY calls. It’s only going to be up from here. SPY is going to open at or above 310 on Monday.

>>19959794
But lots of other things use oil tho? Is the glut back?

>>19959835
Sorry man, but you seem to be mistaken.

>do my TA and DD like a good boy
>lose thousands

>buy /smg/ meme stocks on a whim
>win every damn time

I dunno how you guys do it, but thanks for propping up my portfolio.

>>19959760
>GNUS
It's nothing but pumpers and bagholders coping on ST. What gives?

>>19959795
It's lasses that I've worked with for months I just want them to release a little oxytocin and get addicted to me being around.

>>19959849
>buying and holding options on a friday

Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?

How many of you faggots unironically think the market will rebound on Monday?

>>19959849
>You’re honestly mentally retarded if you think the market is going to keep crashing.
I aint buying shit until there is something else in the news cycle besides "muh Rona"

>>19959849
>SPY is going to open at or above 310 on Monday
LMAOOOOOOOOO

>13% up on a bloody Friday
LMAOOOOOO THE HORSE RIDES

>>19959856
TA is a meme
DD is a meme in this market

https://youtu.be/1viR3yrt9_I
https://youtu.be/1viR3yrt9_I
https://youtu.be/1viR3yrt9_I
https://youtu.be/1viR3yrt9_I

HORSEMEN MOUNT UP

>>19959849
see ya in two quarters buddy.

>>19959870

See >>19959801

>XOM

>>19959849
Problem is there is too much negative news. I got fucked hard several times and gotten pretty lucky. For times like these it’s best not to hold on the weekends.

It's okay
You did your best, Jerome.
Let it go.

This shit is going to crash again?

>>19959849
>spy above 310

>>19959847
I should have bought CHR in my personal. Don't want to make gubment mad by trading too much out of my TFSA

>>19959853
>Is the glut back
yes. game and firm theory 101.

Dodged a fucking bullet on CJJD.

>>19959854
the fucking boogeymen that shilled wkhs at $2. i wanna know how they do it

Im bored is this market crashing or not?
Powell cant keep it propped up forever right?

Wew lad this was a fun day for gold. A little mini sell cascade started and then big money said nothing doing on that, bought it straight back up and kept going for good measure.

>>19959731
Record everything and keep your receipts. Vidya scene is doing a rampant second wave of the metoos right now.

>>19959927
Jerome said he has plenty of ammunition. Buy the dipperino

>>19959935
Wait shit we’re back in contango rly ??

>>19959899
Almost guaranteed to boom on Monday.

hey boys I'm a hot trad girl who loves BIG TRADERS like you. what should be my next call option for SPY. if i make profit I'll send you my onlyfans :) teehee

>>19959849
This. They never listen and think they're better than the Fed. Also, this is obviously a long squeeze, so those who bought puts were actually vouching for the dip so that they can buy back more stocks at the bottom.

So here's a dumb one
I am 100% on options, which shouldn't change value after close, right? So why did my account drop 40$ at 430?

>>19959873
Your loss good buddy. It’s been crabbing red all week. We are absolutely going to gap up on Monday.

>>19959878
I imagine a small pump. People are being hysterical right now, what are we going to revisit march next week in your opinion?

>>19959903
I'll be fine. The ones I'm unsure about I just give a friendly pat on the back instead of playing with their hair.

>>19959856
>do my TA and DD like a good boy
>lose thousands
Your TA and risk management need work if it's allowing you to lose that much.

Overstock.com went up nicely today. One of the few to come out of this bloodbath in the green

I didn't buy this dip.

I bought 100 shares of this on TSX this morning.
It had low beta and it's a nice slow grower. I think I'll stay away from anything that tracks the market.

>>19959949
POWER CRAB

Sold yesterday and bought back today (index ETFs). Will hold over the weekend, hoping to pump on jobs report and then sell before the next dip. If no pump I’ll just long term hold.

> tfw cautiously accumulating 1-2% victories at a time

>>19959698
Buy the dip on Monday Jerome is going to do a ass pull on Monday and spy will be 310 on Tuesday 315 on Wednesday after that idk

What did Cuckerburg say during his damage control speech on kikebook live?

>>19959878
I do because it’s the pattern that’s emerged over the last two weeks thanks to the feds repo and QE activities. I predict a Monday drop until 10am. After that we will slowly bleed up.
Then we will be flat until the 30th when JPOW speaks to congress about the CARES act. If he spooks investors in anyway, we will see a big dump, otherwise we crab until Friday, where we bleed heavily.

>>19959878
What else are they supposed to do after a red week? Lmao you guys aren’t going to make money if you keep buying high and selling low.

>>19959960
why is it dying right now?

>>19959963
>hot trad girl who loves BIG TRADERS like you
That's slut talk. Wholesome traditional girls don't write like this. Begone. Post feet then begone.

>>19959698
Why is this board so filled with anime faggots

>>19959976
>friendly pat on the back
Sexual assault! HR would like a word with you.

>>19959904

>>19960036
Friday things die down in general. Don't panic.

>>19960036
The horse is a long term hold fren. Be patient and thy tendies will overflow.

>>19959698
AOBA-CHAN A CUTE!!!!

>>19959964
>>19959849

ah shit...
I bought some stocks but also some TWM (2X short Russlel) and FAZ (Short financials)

Did I blow it sempais?

>>19960061
>seku hara
NUUUUUUUU

>>19960036
-0.2$
>dying
just log out, uninstall your app, check back in 6-12 months and retire

im too scared to look at my losses today... can someone tell me if workhorse was at least green?

>>19959958
it never stopped.

>>19959731
How big is her penis

so i was talking about finding good cheap theta plays the other day by using the top 10% lists, but i think i found a better and easier way. the only downside is how many candidates it produces that you'd have to manually sort through unless you had some leet haxor way of getting around it. personally i can't be bothered to, yet...

basically you're looking for stocks with a share price between $1 and $5 that have options. well how can you tell if a stock has options or not? if it has implied volatility. stocks without options will show "N/A" on IV when you look for it. so how many stocks match that profile?

a fucking SHIT load. use ToS's stock hacker, and remove all the filters and add "Last." set the range from 1 to 5 and hit "scan." then you all you need to do is add implied volatility to the output and then sort by it.
and voila. shit load of theta plays with low covering cost (aka, juiciest returns, would you rather reserve $5000 for $150 in premium or $250 for $150 in premium?)

you can then dig through and find the most inflated ones that have actual volume that day and try to hook some retard into buying your worthless yet insanely inflated puts. anyway, something to think about if you were wanting to get into selling options but didn't want to reserve large quantities of cash

>>19959974
I think we're gonna revisit 2800 for the SPY. No reason for it to stay above 3000 right now. It's not as strong a resistance as people think. Also, idiots will start to learn that it's not the Fed keeping stock prices high or that the market can't be near ATHs while the nation is falling apart.

I'm holding SSL, WKHS, SKYW, AMPY, KOS, OIS, MRO, TWO, IVR, NAIL, CHWY, WMG, MGM and OXY

Should I just not look at Robinhood for like a year and everything will be fine?

inb4 "meme portfolio" as if anyone in this thread is any different

>>19960090
I am unironically thinking about cashing in my 401k to buy as much of it as I possibly can

>>19960107
Workhorse went up 15%

TTNP is going to 1.00 monday

>>19960064
>Cuts are expected to be performance based and not characterized and layoffs
Fuckin scummy. I work for a large company that's been laying people off every year, no mercy, and even our management has the decency to call a budgetary layoff what it is.

>>19960109
Tell that to tanker gangs survivors lmao

I sold all my WKHS at $10

>>19959986
If case numbers keep going up, a bloody Monday, I think only gold miners will be less effected or go up, 2 of my gold miners went up today, 2 barely in red.

>>19960119
Get rid of SSL and IVR

>>19959731
Absolutely based
let me know when you find the next winning meme.

>>19960123
U dumb double nigger don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

When is the horse going to jump over the moon?

>>19960107
>was it green
A green blur. First place in the derby. Fastest mount around. 492% movement speed.

>>19960119
Half of those arnt going to make it anon.

>>19959849
>>19959957
>>19959960
>>19959964
>>19959970
>>19960004
>>19960026
This is unironically bearish

>>19960129
Based on what ?

>>19960164
mid july when usps gets announced

>>19960123
uhhh
have you never traded a memestock before?
It pays to have caution, cash, and some diversification.

>>19960143
I sold half at $10 and plan on buying the dip tomorrow.

>>19959785
# you have left

>>19960139
Tfw Ive been buying more tankers this whole time

>>19960059
>Why is this website so filled with anime faggots
Fixed that for you. Retard.

>>19960202
this has to be satire

What are we setting stop losses at on monday? Nervous that an opening dip could trigger 9.50 but theres no reason this horse shouldn't be closing at 11 by Wednesday

+300 theta over the weekend. Truly, this is the life

>>19960164
when it's allowed to be posted about on r/wsb. still blacklisted
some more news posting about it etc

Enjoy your weekend dudes! I'll be back monday, hopefully my holds don't tank in premarket

>>19960198
>tomorrow

>>19960190
The HORSE is no longer a memestock desu.

>>19959794
Literally boarding a plane as you read this. Plane is full

>>19960250
oh you can take off... but can you land?

>>19960250
That's because it's the only flight in that lane all month.

>>19960059
Almost like this was a website made to discuss anime, so the dominate culture permeates its entire body. Seethe more faggot.

>>19960239
hearty chuckly

>>19960202
So... she wants to abandon all technology, medicine, transportation, etc and live in a mud puddle?

>>19960290
I thought it was dedicated to bitching about niggers and sharing pornography with one another.

I vomited my breakfast this morning because of nerves. I can't live anymore with OCD. Most of the thime, all this painful memories hurt me like a knife, leaving my heart and soul bleeding. I feel myself weak and worthless, and i can't do anything with that. Last month i went to the dotctor. I tell him about my OCD and he was writing on a pad and then handed some loose pages to me. I looked at the papers and see a lot of drugs in this list. After that he tell me a lot about side effect of this pill and i said that i too afraid and i don't want to take drugs.

If nothing changed untill the winter i kill myself. The hours of sunlight are few in winter, snow may lie on the ground, there are no leaves on the trees, and, even at noon, the sun is low in the sky. Winter days are grey, cold and windy. I'm gonna die before the cold winter wind howled through the naked trees.

>he didn't take HORSE profits before the Pence dog and pony and buy SHLL warrants
lmaoing @ u

daily reminder banks r fuk, market is fuk

>>19960157
SSL is one of my only green stocks right now. I see zero reason to sell it unless you have some new insider information

>>19960178
Which half?

>>19960304
Put on a skirt and come cuddle.

>>19960303
and anime

>>19960303
No, that's a natural development from the anime.

>>19960303
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/

>>19960304
Do a flip faggot

>>19959904
>IT'S HUGE

>>19960112
Sorry if I'm not an expert on the matter, but isn't it only big tech stocks who are at more-or-less ATH while airlines, REITs, oil etc are absolutely trashed still? I don't think we will revisit march.

i bought facebook at 217

>>19960111
?

>>19960315
*notices ur continued unemployment claims*
UwU what's THIS?

At what price did you guys buy WKHS?

>>19960164
When you sell

>>19960059
It's not a coincidence that the consistently most high-quality thread on /biz/ also has the highest amount of anime posters.

Tbh I'm not even here cause I care about making money, I just like the community

>>19960304
Sort your life out. Stop being a bitch. Your life will only change if you make the change yourself. Everyone is flying together. Figure out how to enjoy it while you’re on this trip faggot. It’s not that hard.

>>19960357
$7.3 avg. I started buying at 5 and been accumulating since.

>>19960139
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/China-Sees-Tanker-Traffic-Soar-As-Oil-Storage-Runs-Out.html

https://af.reuters.com/article/commoditiesNews/idAFL1N2E02IH

>>19960315
pic related is still my favorite. the banks got passed a fucking softball.

>>19960338
same, most obvious buy of the day

>>19960357
FOMO'd in at 8 with the intent to hold long-term.

>>19960349
click the X on every filter except the top one that says "last," scan, then sort by IV and sell puts on stocks you're bullish on but don't want to hold to sell calls

>>19960380
This and money from PnD schemes

>>19959848
I am probably holding til it hits 10 or just wait til human trials are approved

>>19960059
>doesn't like anime
Low test faggot detected.

>>19960299
Pattern recognition is racist, therefore everything will be torn down.

>>19960304
I am well familiar with the OCD experience, both trying to manage it without any psychiatric assistance and with. I think you should consider anti-depressants with a side indicator for OCD. If they try to give you and SSRI tell them to fuck off. SNRI or SSNRI for OCD.

If not meds: 2000iu vitamin D daily, keto diet, daily exercise routine. Consider cognitive behavioural therapy. I thought therapy was total bullshit and went in to it with heavy skepticism. Turns out CBT is actually helpful for OCD stuff as it deals with specific scenarios that make you go batshit and how to work around that.

>>19960315
>>19960353
okay since you niggers are too dumb to figure it out without spoon feeding, here comes the motherfucking airplane

look at the peak unemployment predicted by the Fed stress test, notice both the percentage (10%) and date (Q1 2022)

That was the Fed's "worst case scenario" for the bank stress test. In REALITY, we're already at 14% unemployment by Q2 2020.

BANKS R FUK.

>>19960393
You're right, those graphs do a better job explaining just how fucked the DFAST report was

Where are all the bearposters?

>>19960143
soft paper hands you have
>>19960198
top kek

>>19960457
Market isn't breaking down in the way they had hoped. It looks very crabby.

>>19960338
Ya I bought and bought calls. Easy money

>>19960457
Digesting their gains from the harvest.

>>19959698
>>19960457
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE MOST BRUTAL, MOST REDDEST, MOST BLOODY MONDAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET????!!!??

>>19960407
>Re-watching Yuru Camp during cold seasons for the past 2 years

>>19960457
I sold 2 weeks ago. Waiting for everything to go down. Then buy back in when the distractions overcome the fear of the populous.

Is WW3 bullish or bearish?

Did I miss the next SHLL moon mission? I thought it was to late by in.

>>19960457
I'm bearish on reality but resigned to the fact the markets may continue to ignore reality long enough for the economy to actually catch up. If we don't have another GFC in the next few years and the market crabs that whole time, markets will normalize without actually crashing.

you're a didpshit if you believe this market

>>19960315
Good thing that a small % of people produce most of the wealth anyways

please tell me monday will be green

>>19960491
It's much needed to wipe the refuse from the face of the Earth.

>>19960480
I sold my puts to avoid time decay, hope it starts slow if it happens

>>19960491
depends on the location

>>19960518
For the horse it will be
KTOV too probably desu

>>19960321
>"I like watching these cute 2D Chinese girls."
>"And Hitler"

>>19960518
Hope isn’t a good thing when it comes to gambling with your money.

>>19960400
I know mate, but the filters are there to create a watchlist easily, no stock hacker. You can sort by IV afterward. Covered return works for short puts too. They're both bullish

>>19960107
I was in for 800 shares at 7.97. Dumped 200 at 9, 100 at 10. Have a sell order at 11.00 for another 100, and I am going to ride the rest.

>>19960505
my account value doesn't care whether I believe it and my bank doesn't ask whether the market is rational when I withdraw winnings

>>19960518
monday will be green

>>19960450
it's just way too optimistic. My favorite lines are still from the key takeways:
>... Firms’ management teams ascribe a high degree of uncertainty to capital forecasts beyond the current quarter...
>... firms are projecting varying capital trends as a result of the crisis. Most firms are NOT PROJECTING SEVERE DECLINES in their capital levels over the remainder of the year. These capital forecasts tend to be STRONGLY DEPENDENT ON THE ASSUMPTION of whether THERE WILL BE ADDITIONAL ROUNDS OF ECONOMIC STIMULUS.
>The severe macroeconomic conditions ... have resulted in many capital-related models being used outside of their statistical underpinnings, and some firms have struggled to incorporate the effects of the economic stimulus and customer forbearance programs into their capital forecasts. These challenges have prompted many firms to rely upon qualitative approaches, including management judgment, assumptions, and overlays.
JPM and AXP will be in my portfolio with a cost basis under $80 soon enough.

I want a crash. Not a fucking -1% down every second day, only stopped by weakening Pow pumps

>>19960457
They pretend to be bull so that people will think bulls are delusional and sell.

What are some good TSX things to get in on now?

>>19960518
Nobody really knows vro

>>19959904
incredibly bullish

>>19960540
oh for sure thank you

buy Facebook now or no?

>>19960598
buy nothing. Hedged PM positions are acceptable.

How does powell pumping up the market so (they) can dump their bags on him help anybody but the rich? this is like printing press propped up trickle down economics.

>>19960234
How do we know its blacklisted. And why?

>>19960535
animu appeals to conservative leaning folk because it's mostly about determination, self improvement, overcoming adversity and doing your best. The difference between your average western story line and animu is stark in this regard.

Also gold is thinking about thinking about doing something about that resistance at 1780-1800 again.

>>19960608
>help anybody but the rich?
desu it might have more to do with budgets and pensions than we think.

Are we going to see pink fields on Monday?

>>19960617
I mean if you would adapt anime plots in western media you would have huge complaints about diversity, sexism, etc.
Anime is pretty conservative in itself.

>>19960535
who's she point for?

>>19960491
bullish for Raytheon but sandbox durkas don't matter, WW3 will be India vs China or US vs China

>>19960580
I like MAXR but I think it's overvalued now.

>>19960616
nothing under new about it for this entire week, and also you can try searching the sub for "wkhs" or "workhorse" and see for yourself.
i've also seen some trying to bypass the filters, with solid info, and they get deleted manually

>>19960457
>Where are all the bearposters?

letting the markets do the talking

>>19960643
I bought some MAXR on a whim today because my Twitter feed was filled with Canadarm3 posts

>>19960654
cheers bobro

>>19960632
>cute aggression
Leftists also tend to dislike cute, wholesome things. Pic related.

leaving this thread for good fuck you all here is some monkey jap looking bitch

>>19960631
I am unironically so fucking nervous

>>19960234
i posted about it yesterday without any problems.
just spam the daily thread and maybe put spaces between the letters so the automod doesn't detect it

>>19960580
Brookfield and H&R REIT if you think offices aren't going anywhere, but avoid if you think work from home is a "permanent shift"

Sleep Country is comfy and has a comfy ZZZ ticker you can show off to /smg/ and make the burgers jealous

QQC is QQQ but on the TSX, saving you a bit of tax

>>19960653
Why do you think thatd be? Price holding?

WKHS ON THE RUSSEL INDEX ON MONDAY

>>19960670
i'm very happy to have been able to add this to my comfy folder today.

>>19960678
me too. vaguely - chopped up more of my bear positions before the closing pump. got further out of higher leverage.

>>19960428
Thanks for some advice and help. I'll difintely try it.

>>19959752
WKHS bros, if you will.
I want you to take 5-10 shares and place a limit sell at $30-$40 on Monday.
I want to see if we can screw with bot algorithms.

>>19960631
no, it will be later in the week

>>19960723
Good luck! OCD is one of the more treatable mental illnesses so it's worth giving the routine a shot to see if it helps you or no.

>>19960708
yea the inner circlejerk is definitely just hiding it for now so they can accumulate. it helps that institutions are also keeping the price below $10 for now for further vacuuming paper hands

>>19960726
I'm pretty sure a bunch of small limit sells away above the actual price would do literally nothing

give me one good reason I shouldn't use a divination pendant to pick my stocks

>>19960670
god damn this makes so much sense it hurts

>>19960667
i'm unironically long - but going to dump these current bags for a loss very soon

Economy is fucked - if Trump can't reopen without restrictions soon, then it's over. It'll take months for companies to get off the ground and back up to speed and hiring as it is if he opens today.

We're reaching a point now where the bounce back will never happen, it'll be companies starting from scratch which will take much longer. Tech is covering the issue in the markets.

No amount of printing can save it unless he goes full yang gang, probably for 6 months+ as it stands.

>>19960670
>cute aggression
That's why fluffy pony abuse is a thing, right?

>>19960756
because santa is a trickster.

>>19960756
Some guys used pigeons and did better than hedge fund managers

>>19960756
there's no reason not to, just use sensible risk management and consider the picks you divine to be essentially random

I started using Robinhood at the beginning of this week and got 1 Microsoft share for free, but I've been waiting for Phun to go below $1.19 before I buy a bunch. Yesterday they did while I was at work and now today on my day off they are between $1.28 and $1.33. Is Friday just a hot day for shares or is this situational? I want to figure out some trends to keep in mind as I add money to this.

Good lord it really is over this time

How high will the horse go? I made the mistake of selling SHLL at 19.25 today before it made its big climb. I have 1000 shares of the horse and don’t want to make that same mistake.

>>19960802
please read the links in the OP. thanks

>>19960676
I'm leaving forever too. Here are some dubs.

>>19960768
what will you play? anything?
I'm waiting for a long swing, but I'm not feeling it yet. risk/reward seems too high. I'm riding my volatility and moving into much longer term plays. I'm holding onto raws and adding a little PM miners (and tankies because i like shiny and boats apparently). I might drop some of the raws, but the position is so small, that i think it will serve fine as a means for averaging in later. About 60% cash if I include my 401(k). 35% cash if it's my own accounts.

>buy bull stocks
>buy bear stocks in equal measure
>win regardless of the economy
I think I solved it guys

>>19960803
Nah. JPM is just trying to cover their bases in case of that scenario. Hedging doesn't mean you believe something will definitely happen. It just means you have accepted that scenario as possible and take to steps ensure you don't get fucked really hard if it does happen.

>only reason I was really green this week was from shorting airline stocks
Thank you robinzoomers for saving my ass.

>>19960803
>secon wave manageable without broad lockdowns
It would have been if they didn't fucked up the first wave.

>>19960847
>Hyperinflation kicks in
>Barely do better then USD sheeple
Enjoy those 500% gains of a 1000% inflated currency.

>>19960694
thanks m8, but why does this save on tax?

>>19960847
Participation is its own reward.

>>19960847
>inventing old concepts
truly, brilliant. I'll take it a step further: pairs trade based on correlation divergence

>>19960802
>Yesterday they did while I was at work
Limit buy, bro

>>19960812
15 by september probably

>>19960338
>>19960396
>>19960475

>>19960918

Where's that dumbass who said no to buying workhorse today?

How much did you make instead and on what?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I FINALLY CALLED SCHWAB ABOUT MY REG T VIOLATION WHY DID I PUT THIS OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAA

EVERYONE
IF YOU WANT TO SELL SOMETHING AND YOU MAY HAVE BOUGHT SOMETHING IN THE PAST TWO DAYS, MAKE SURE TO CHECK THAT YOUR SETTLED FUNDS VALUE IS MORE THAN ZERO. IF IT'S ZERO, YOU MAY BE ABOUT TO CAUSE A GOOD FAITH VIOLATION. OR A FREE RIDE VIOLATION. I STILL DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19960304
If you're really that bad, you gotta try some benzos, it's much better than killing yourself. Then you can do some work on making your life better and establishing routines that help you manage your tendencies, and may not need those drugs in the future.

>>19960803
I don't understand? All it says is that if they're wrong then the market will turn, and bonds may not provide much protection, right?

>>19960845
not sure - in oil and a few memes as recent purchases, but even safer stocks like AMD, WMT and V are fucking things up for me at the moment

Might just sit it out and wait. markets are moving irrationally - this week there has been not much new news, yet markets have been up and down. There was nothing different that made Mon and yesterday green that wasn't there to make the other three days red - some of them big red.

>>19960357
100 at 7.13
Wish I bought more but don’t have cash till Wednesday. At that point I’ll probably dump half into XOM and sit on the other half for the month

>>19960631
The pink fields of /biz/

OH HOW DO YOU DO, YOUNG MUMU WHO DIED?
DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE DOWN BY YOUR GRAVESIDE?
AND REST FOR A WHILE IN THE WARM SUMMER SUN
IVE BEEN TRADING ALL DAY AND IM NEARLY DONE
AND I SEE BY YOUR GRAVESTONE YOU WERE ONLY NINETEEN
WHEN YOU JOINED ROBINHOOD IN TWENTY NINETEEN
WELL I HOPE YOU LOST QUICK, AND I HOPE YOU LOST CLEAN
OR MUMU, THE BULL, WAS IS SLOW AND OBSCENE?

DID THEY DROP THE STOCKS LOWLY?
DID THEY CRAB THE SHARES SLOWLY?
DID THEY SOUND THE DEATH MARCH AS THEY LOWERED YOU DOWN?
DID /BIZ/ POST THE LAST POST AND CHORUS?
DID THE BOBOS PROFIT FROM YOUR LOSSES?

THE SUN SHINING DOWN ON THESE PINK FIELDS OF /BIZ/
THE WARM WIND BLOWS GENTLY AND THE RED CANDLES DANCE
THE PROFITS HAVE VANISHED LONG UNDER THE POW
NO SPY, NO AAPL, NO SHARES RISING NOW
BUT HERE IN THIS BOARD THATS STILL NO MANS LAND
THE COUNTLESS PINK WOJAKS IN MUTE WHITNESS STAND
TO MANS BLIND INDIFFERENCE TO HIS FELLOW MAN
AND A WHOLE GENERATION WERE BUTCHERED AND DAMNED

DID THEY DROP THE STOCKS LOWLY?
DID THEY CRAB THE SHARES SLOWLY?
DID THEY SOUND THE DEATH MARCH AS THEY LOWERED YOU DOWN?
DID /BIZ/ POST THE LAST POST AND CHORUS?
DID THE BOBOS PROFIT FROM YOUR LOSSES?

AND I CANT HELP BUT WONDER, OH MUMU WHO DIED
DO ALL THOSE WHO LIE HERE KNOW WHY THEY DIED?
DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE WHEN YOU LOOKED AT THE SCREEN?
DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT YOUR CALLS WOULD BE GREEN?
WELL, THE SUFFERING, THE SORROW, THE PROFITS, THE SHAME
THE CALLS OF THESE MARGINS WAS ALL DONE IN VAIN
OH MUMU THE BULL IT ALL HAPPENED AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

DID THEY DROP THE STOCKS LOWLY?
DID THEY CRAB THE SHARES SLOWLY?
DID THEY SOUND THE DEATH MARCH AS THEY LOWERED YOU DOWN?
DID /BIZ/ POST THE LAST POST AND CHORUS?
DID THE BOBOS PROFIT FROM YOUR LOSSES?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqba0IUdiBk

Of course I'm long.
On gold and commodities.

>>19960812
Hold till EOY don’t be weak

If we go down to March lows again I'll lose a bunch of the 4k I have invested, but over the next 2 months I'll be adding another 4k, so it's entirely possible I come out ahead

>>19960812
If they win the USPS contract, i wouldn’t be surprised to see $40-$50 EOY. if they don’t win, $25 EOY minimum.

>>19961030
>what is a trailing stop loss
m8

>>19960967
>oil
I like XOM and XOP, but i think i like it a few months from now. Thanks for giving me the idea to short something like MRO or get a tiny bag of DRIP (sorry kpop). Hopefully the premiums aren't so high that i need to sell calls.
>AMD
I'll wait for 30 or 35. I want to own...
>V
It's unfortunate, but V and MA are just way too high. I won't buy unless they're well under 160 and 220 again.
>WMT
I like that one. I like TGT more, but i think they're out of my range. not as much as V.

>>19960336
Tech (think FAGMAN) makes up most of the growth the S&P has undergone right now, but that growth has been driven by sentiment or a very special set of circumstances (think Netflix and stay at home orders) that can only last so long. Tech is on a ledge. If the US gets into a real recession (which is likely) the tech bubble will pop and it will come down hard. Remember, the tech industry is a luxury driven industry. The justification for their prices right now was that corona would drive a short term boon, or leave them relatively unaffected, and not damage their long-term outlook. If a recession hits, tech will be hit the hardest and that will gut the market (not to mention the economy as billions, perhaps trillions, of dollars are in speculative tech plays).

>>19960978
On second thought I could have done better

Meh. What you gonna do.

>>19960929
30% on SHLL

>>19961058
idk if the CRA would be upset about me liquidating my entire TFSA every time the market got jittery

>>19961030
I don't think march lows are possible. The market is still down significantly from that point and lots of stocks that crashed hard from all time highs are in the gutter

>>19961074
>If the US gets into a real recession (which is likely)
nah, it's a straight up recession. I don't care what the numbers say, it's a recession and we've been in this shit since Q4 2019.
>muh trademarked parentheticals
nice to see another fren with asides

>>19960960
If you create a margin account this isn't an issue, the funds are available immediately but if you lose a bunch of money you could end up owing some as well.

It's legitimately criminal funds don't clear immediately in this day and age though, trading is so heavily in favor of investment funds it's not even funny.

>>19961108
All the market "has" to do to reach april instanteously is for FAGMANZ to sit where literally every small and mid cap is.
7 tech companies are entirely responsible for the current rally

entire fucking world
>0 corona, opens up, nobody gives a fuck anymore
american fat idiots
>MUH BLM DRUGSTER CONVICT PROTESTS AND OLD ASS TEXAS BOOMERS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN 100 YEARS OF RETRACTED ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT LET'S CRASH THE STOCK MARKET LIKE IT HASN'T BEEN CRASHED EVER BEFORE AND DESTROY EVERYONE'S CHANCE AT HAVING A GOOD LIFE

>>19961147
I don't believe this can ever happen in America, not now.

>>19961134
look at redfin shopify spotify and 1000 other internet baed companies

>>19961147
Lol I saw it coming while you were gambling. I’ve got $25k ready to buy your bags. Enjoy being poor

>>19960428
i had OCD as a child due to a violent home.

I got over it. I attribute it to the thoughts of long term objectives, i worked towards being free, financial independent and stronger.

I worked out, I studied and I build wealth.

Life is good now.

>>19960670
>Leftists also tend to dislike cute
what?
young women are the most likely to be leftest and they're the most into cuteness. They're always posting cute kittens and shit and even try to be cute themselves.

>>19960670
>>19960718
>>19960767
>>19960769
>To get /pol/ to take something seriously, you have to say that the jews did it

This is nonsense pop-science from academia, and you'd recognize that immediately if it weren't for the stories mixed about jews and guro.

Really? JP Morgan called an anime production comapny and told them to make violent anime? And violent anime rots society?

Stop trying to bring politics in to the LAST PLACE free from that shit. With the exception of military and political anime like LoGH, it's got no place in anime.

>>19961131
That violation was in my Roth IRA, I don't think those can do margin.
And margin accountds have a similar thing called a "Liquidation Violation"

But you're right, why is it like that? That sucks.

>>19961147
truly this. they can't buy burgers or fly to thailand to fuck dickgirls, so they need to turn their algos into a battle to outperform eachother and fuck everything up because of it
can say thanks to jewish media that dominates america as well, with these retarded news putting on huge red flashing banners with corona written in them

>>19961182
Look at fucking Cloudflare. $15 to $30 since March. I like Cloudflare but not above $30.

>>19961200
was for >>19960304

>>19961074
Apple is a luxury product. Netflix is.

But the economy needs V. It needs MSFT. These companies provide the backbone of the economy. No company can work without them. They cant just stop buying or selling stuff. Or stop using the servers, services, cloud, computing services of the big techs.

>>19961124
>it's a straight up recession.
I would tend to agree, but few want to recognize it after that retard rally from March lows. If the market dips substantially again, I expect that thinking" we've entered a recession" to become the accepted conclusion by many, as there will be no retard rally to save them again.

>>19961209
>Stop trying to bring politics in to the LAST PLACE free from that shit.
I'm so sorry I like cute things. Have a pat from your master.

>>19960803
>>19960885
It's impressive they're keeping this bullshit going with absolutely nothing to back it up

The best might have been in the last two days them pushing the line that the "hospitals are filled up already!" Read closer and you find out what they mean by that is;
>hospitals are only sitting 22% empty instead of the 25% empty we randomly decided was what we need in case something happens we're so fucked guys!
This is possibly the biggest mass hysteria in human history.

>>19961209
it actually had less to do with the jews and more to do with liberal bitches and feminists having a pathological aversion to cuteness. could be psychological as disdain for what they perceive as a social role they reject, or could actually be neurological for the underdeveloped amygdala.
neither of which i've researched, tho neither of which would surprise me.
hey chill out huh?

Anyone else here at a complete loss?
Like no fucking idea whats going to happen.

>>19961284
Lockdowns again but this time until the end of the year.

>>19961284
Small caps will eat shit. If there is a sell off in large caps, especially tech mega caps, then the stock market will be in flames.

STOCK ALERT – STOCK ALERT – STOCK ALERT

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/raytheon-missiles-defense-awarded-2-213000302.html

RTX IS UNDER $60 AGAIN, AND JUST WON A FAT FUCKING JUICY RADAR CONTRACT

BUY RTX

>>19961284
that's why i sell inflated puts on shit that looks like it's bottomed or is bullish.
if i do it right then the only way i even come close to just breaking even is if the underlying collapses by 30-40%
otherwise it's just theta gains all day every day

snp500 crabbing, why bros? Good time to invest it seems.

>>19960960
I don't know the difference either, and when I googled it, I found a bunch of literally retarded robinhooders on reddit who thought that it was when you get three day trades. No shit, that's really what they thought. I feel like there's a staggering number of people in the market now who don't know ANYTHING, even less than me (retarded as I am)

>>19961252
>The best might have been in the last two days them pushing the line that the "hospitals are filled up already!" Read closer and you find out what they mean by that is;
>>hospitals are only sitting 22% empty instead of the 25% empty we randomly decided was what we need in case something happens we're so fucked guys!
Do you have a link on this?

>>19961327
What do you have in mind?

>>19961371
see >>19960111

>>19961240
just looking at my own firm, we went from the entry level grey collar positions requiring 1 year of experience to 5 years. it took two months, kek. for everyone that's not insulated by being in a relatively cozy industry or isn't being fiscally tinfoil, this scenario is going to turn into a nightmare. CARES/PPP unironically stopped everyone from freaking out though it should have been UBI and it was still theft on a 9/11 tier scale. That said, the program is one of those weird little candles and we still have another 7 or so hours or so before daybreak. At least we can only be hurt so much. these corps will all get what's coming in one way or another.

>>19961316
Still too high. Below 55 maybe.

What happend to the Zucc today? -8%.

>>19961209
>young women are the most likely to be leftest and they're the most into cuteness.
Did you read the pic? Not the rabid feminists that dislike cuteness.
>nonsense pop-science from academia
>t. leftist

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Fucking huge shit right here. Dominoes are collapsing

>>19961403
Unilever is stopping ads on FB and Twitter

>>19961240
V-shaped recovery still says we're in a recession. Even the most optimistic Fed scenario I think said negative GDP until mid 2021

>>19961072
>AMD at 30
>V and MA at 160 and 220
Oh god don't tease me

We'll never see that, not with this much Fed liquidity, and the treasury bailing out over-leveraged hedgefunds to prevent those forced liquidations seen in March. Fucking Mnuchin...

>>19961250
Don't be a dick, you know it's irrelevant.
Just because I don't watch railgirl doesn't mean I don't love cute things.

>>19961277
pretty sure an overdeveloped amygdala is associated with aggression. But naming neurological structures to back your theories doesn't make them valid. It's popsci. That's why it's summarized in a frigginn NPR article.

I'm just sick of forcing /pol/shit and commie shit and these irrelevant things in my wholesome anime stock thread.

>>19961433
Hershey's tastes like vomit.
t. non-American

>>19961403
Verizon, Unilever, Honda Motors, and now >>19961433

Also reportedly one of the big banks soon to follow

>>19961426
>>nonsense pop-science from academia
>>t. leftist
leftists generally like that shit and embrace psychological studies like it were a hard science

I guess I'm a bit of a leftist because I'm very pro abortion. If you don't have money or a job or any way of supporting the child, I don't want you to have a child.

>>19961438
>pretty sure an overdeveloped amygdala is associated with aggression. But naming neurological structures to back your theories doesn't make them valid.
But this doesn't disprove anything.
>That's why it's summarized in a frigginn NPR article
???

Bros what do I do till monday

>>19961200
based

>>19961469
never met an intelligent person who subscribes to every belief on one side

>>19961403
this is a prelude to what will happen to Google

ad money is running out

>>19961316
RTX seems to follow shitters like CCL and UAL at the moment

>>19961469
If you think a human being killed is better than that human being having an imperfect life, which all humans have, I want you to end your own imperfect existence. How's that for a comeback you murderous faggot?

>>19961460
>>19961433
>>19961434
>Stop advertising because FB wont block racism or whatever
>Get short boost in leftybux
>Or at least attention
>Go back to FB when the zeitgeist shifts back to some other bullshit
I wonder just how many of these companies that pretended to care about the climate just reversed policies after 2019, when everyone stopped caring about >muh Greta.

Though I suspect its a money saving thing as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gLe9TK4CFs

how to invest in drugs? give me some stocks/ETFs

>>19961454
I agree - fucking revolting

It actually smells and tastes like sick - do burgers not notice this?

>>19960376
pretty sure penny stock generals more high quality.
lately they’ve been crazy with the plays and calls.

>>19961509
To be honest, businesses have incentives to hate on google and facebook given how they have nearly entirely monopolized the digital advertising space. Facebook in particular is vulnerable because 20 years later and they still get 98% of their revenue from advertising sales.

>>19961536
and now that i think about it they have even less anime posters the smg.
everytime i come here i see like 8 actual good posts and the rest empty air talk.
compared to penny stock general where most of the posts are constructive.

Entered some shorts today.
Am I gonna make it bobros?

>>19961434
>Continuing to advertise on these platforms at this time would not add value to people and society.

>U.S. on brink of war with china
>Defense sector dumps

I'm losing everything on DFEN and thinking about exiting and going into a different sector

>>19961558
than* fck this phones faulty touchscreen.

Kek, yeah so I ain't been as active as I used to be. But I'm not dead. Far from it. Just busy is all. Bought the DIS dip today. About 15% of my portfolio is now DIS. T is almost 10%. 48% is DAL. Remaining 27% (roughly) is split among two funds and 11 stocks.

>>19961237
No. You misunderstand what is essential and how much these companies have been inflated past their fair price. We might need the software and hardware these companies produce, but they can only make the levels of money they currently operate at by encourage people to buy new products every year (sometimes the time frame is even shorter) at an absurd markup from what they paid for it. All tech companies are valued so high due to momentum and excess consumer spending. As well, the modern world needs cars to function, but car companies can go bankrupt due to a lack in demand. People will not spend money on products they don't need and will hold on to old things. All of these companies operate on a margin, miss those margins by a couple percent for a couple years and suddenly these massive companies don't look so healthy. Tech is not immune to the laws of supply and demand.
>>19961387
>just looking at my own firm, we went from the entry level grey collar positions requiring 1 year of experience to 5 years
And for the foreseeable future that barrier of entry will remain high. When I see stuff like this it makes me start to believe we could blow past March lows.
>these corps will all get what's coming in one way or another.
I hope.
>>19961438
The rally we just came out of was an omae wa mou shindeiru moment.

>>19961387
>it was still theft
Agree wholeheartedly, but surprised to hear you support UBI.
>these corps will all get what's coming
That seems overly hopeful when they run the system. You think our justice system is going to take down the corporate donors?

>>19961506
It's an exaggeration, but it makes the point.
I guess that's a good comeback, but "comebacks" and insults aren't really an adult way of having a discussion.

>>19961478
>But this doesn't disprove anything.
what's there to disprove?
It's a theory built on fluff.

>>19961478
>???
The links in the picture. The first one is NPR coverage for simpletons, which doesn't happen for real research because real neurological research is typically boring and complex.

>>19961536
Pennyshit gamblers are 50% small timers playing casino and 40% shills.
It usually ends in fire and tears
>>19961553
FB could use WhatsApp for ads
Literally no company would want to stay away from such an opportunity. The fact that FB hasnt done it yet shows they have some powder left.
>>19961564
This unilever ad on Twitter really added to society.
-Me, 2019

>CACC
Subprime auto loans are fucked, were fucked long before corona

Hope ya'll bought REFR

>>19959994
Wow I want to ejaculate all over her

>GEX cliffdive
g-guys?
should I just take my losses in UPRO and call it quits?

>>19961613
oops pic rel

>>19961568
>>U.S. on brink of war with china
>>Defense sector dumps

funny you still don't see how you're getting manipulated

>>19961613
>>19961630
Lmao

Is this bullish

>>19961593
Watch Ally and Santander too. Interestingly enough though, the "Prime" auto loan bubble is far more sizable than the subprime one.

>>19961580
>We might need the software and hardware these companies produce, but they can only make the levels of money they currently operate at by encourage people to buy new products every year (sometimes the time frame is even shorter) at an absurd markup from what they paid for it.
I agree with many companies, like AAPL, but not with stuff like MA. The alternative is having no business. Some companies are just that essential. Same with MSFT. You wont teach people to use Linux. And companies would also deem their office licenses and cloud services essential I guess.

>TVIX green after hours

monday is going to be a bloodbath

>KTOV up AH
Should I just dump this shit now and be done with it

>>19961689
fingers crossed

>>19961689
Where is the bottom though? Where will the Fed allow us to drop?

FUCKING FUCK I DID IT
Just took my UPRO losses... there goes $60 I won't have in retirement.

...wait is trump gonna come out with some stimulus bullshit sunday, or something?

>>19961715
Maybe to 2800

>>19961593
>>19961657

>>19961715
SPX second low of 2650
t. time traveller

>>19961761
that doesn't seem like much delinquency... especially for prime?

Is there some bullshit going on with prime?
US credit scores artificially inflated or something?

>>19961799
For some reason he's posting a year out of date chart like it's helpful.

>>19961786
>>19961760
I think 280 is the bottom really. Money has no other place to go and the big guys want to see it high.

>>19961846
>>19961846
>>19961846
MORE SMG
>>19961846
>>19961846
>>19961846

>>19961844
That's what Mike Wilson said a week or two, and I like his forecasts.

My boss he's a cool dude. Trying to get me a raise (promotion). Course thanks to the virus a lot of that type of stuff is at a standstill cause no one around on high to approve/deal with the paperwork. He told me that due to a co-worker retiring soon, if I took over his duties I'd get a promotion for sure. But I dunno if I could do it all. (My current work plus this extra), especially if we get super busy. I'm trying to transfer out of the division totally into a new job. The paperwork for that, again, has been stalled by the virus. So I dunno if it'll even happen now or not.

>>19961863
I don't care.

>>19961844
>>19961862
But I still don't have the guts to add any shorts or UVXY right now
;_;

If anything, I kinda wanna buy KO

>>19961687
Jesus Christ man, do you understand what a recession is? How the economy works? How companies work? Or for that matter, how the world works? Lord forgive me for invoking your name in vain but this person is denser than a neutron star and without any gray matter in their brain.

>>19961521
Yes, its acidic garbage. But then again, candy is for children.
-borgar