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assimilate TTNP

BUY

THE

DIP

HERR COMES THE PUMP

IT'S GONNA PUMP TO 301 MY DAD WORKS AT TRUMP TOWER

>>19958748
Stonks are kill, bears were right!

>>19958748
hello boys, hope you guys are selling options in this volatility environment

Should've sold my DKNG at 44. Still up on it, but for how much longer?

Why bother getting TTNP before the close?

>>19958765
Why buy TTNP
Shill me pls

>>19958748
BEARS HAVE AS DISEASE FOR WHICH THERE IS NOOOO MEDICINE!

BUY PHYSICAL ADVERTISING

>was checked for corona today
>i'm already immune to it
>wait what
>try to remember how this could possibly be
>can only think of when i was mildly sick back in january for 2 days
crashing the economy and everyones life savings because you can't buy burgers or fly to thailand to fuck dickgirls was a good idea right?

CLOSE ABOVE $10 WKHS GOOOOOOOOOO

rip my wealth

>>19958760

Tradingview with the Madrid Moving Average Ribbon, MACD, and RSI technical indicators. TA is basically a meme but it makes the chart a little more interesting to look at than just having an oscillating line.

>bet against america
should I?

>been holding TVIX for 2 weeks
>plan to hold for one more
>only doing it because clown market

Wish me luck lads

>>19958748
Time to bet against america. Flash crash this monday

>FAZ up 10%
JEEEEESUS I should've bought more!

>>19958811
Yes

>>19958777
Trump has no control over this economy. This economy is in the hands of the American people and the American people have decided they're making more money now by being unemployed than they ever did when they were working. #Shutdown4ever.

>>19958777
TRIPS CONFIRM

NKLA DOWN 10% LMAO
ThEY ARE GOING TO WKHS
LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>19958783
Best part about the pic is it's pre nigger riot

Wonder how many Trillions with a Capital T Jerome is shitting out just to keep this gay shit over 300.

HOLD STRONG, STALLIONS! WE GALLOP ON BLOODY STREETS!

Close your puts, buy them higher on Monday

This market is just retarded. Like genuinely just seemingly random shit.
>"Its not random, the algos and gouvernment yadda yadda"
Might as well be random for the normal person

Up and down like pilot on crack.

>>19958819
>don would actually let this crash before forcing JPOW to allow negative interest rates

>>19958804
same

>>19958802
Yes. We destroyed the economy for the next several decades for old fucks in nursing homes that barely qualified as alive and because of everyone else possibly getting the sniffles for 2-3 days. Really cool.

>>19958836
who is this semen demon

>>19958846
the markets are following people's covid anxiety pretty clearly, anon

Overstock.com is kicking ass today. Up 7.5%

>>19958786
Explain what im looking at.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>19958835
oh shit I didn't even realize that

>>19958836
PLEASE BUY MY BAGS

And just like that, the market is saved. Corona canceled again.

>>19958768
just bought some FB at pre-rona price, it should go back up in a few weeks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE ARE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

Ahhhh i went hard on the dip yesterday with tens of thousands and it broke through to May/April prices!!!!!

>>19958812
Sold 2 days ago. Got back in today, fuck me. I thought I was over TVIX until it got delisted.

WKHS $50 EOY

>>19958884
WE /GRIZZLY/ NOW

>>19958846

Market's more crypto than crypto right now. It's a bit strange having really only gotten into investing this year, early January. Most of my experience and expectation is based on a chaotic and unprecedented crash market. Like being raised by an abusive family.

holy shit anon thanks for convincing me to remove my AAPL stop loss

it fucking DID just kiss that number before rocketing back up

>>19958783
the mass grave thing got me

Already in on WKHS. Sell me some other covid proof winners

POOOMP IT

>>19958892

next week is going to be very interesting

>>19958866
>>19958881
>>19958885
built on fucking sand

this continues downwards without any news..... and it accelerates downwards if the economy isn't being opened up, which it isn't

i'm in long, but this is tedious now

>>19958835
2020 only gets better

is this bullish?

CLOSE YOUR POSITIONS BEFORE MONDAY OR YOU WILL REGRET NOT DOING THAY

>>19958917
VIX at 36

>>19958893
i miss VP joe, he would have sold the shit outta that truck even if he groped a woman and said some awkward shit

>says he is in market for new truck
>looks back at truck
>makes it clear he doesnt mean that one

>>19958748
TELL ME WE ARE CLOSING AT 10+ I NEED A REASON TO SMOKE THAT CIGAR

>>19958897
>And suddenly, all at once, all sell volume stopped.
Wow sure is weird, huh? What a coincidence!

>>19958944
What positions?
The uppies or the downies

>>19958904
blessed
good call anon, you were the one who posted that you were feeling uncertain about it initially

>>19958944
Short or long positions?

Looks like we're totally closing green, boys

>>19958862
I'm selling high vol options along the smile/skew, 13.5 calls and 10.5 puts. And I'm trading the stock/other options to stay delta neutral so if the stock moves against me, it won't matter. I'm betting vol on AAL goes down.

What kinda rope we using lads?

>>19958943
no way

WHO MAKES FLAGS

... aren't they made in china?

WHO DESIGNS FLAGS

>>19958949
Smoke it sadpanda style.

>>19958967
Silk
Better for the skin I heard

>>19958943
no because Dems will clinch

>>19958943
You would need a constitutional amendment to make DC a state. A House Bill wouldn't cut it, because the area of DC is actually defined in the Constitution itself as an autonomous zone. Democrats, being Democrats, have no concept of that.

Don't be sad, be fucking glad! Cause cheap stocks are ripe for bagging man. I bought more DIS today.. Yeah this shits fucked but oh well the next few months should be better for your wallet as the green wave picks back up.

>>19958944
Nah g. Got a long FB call, there's no way it won't rebound in 2 weeks

>mfw 6.48 WKHS avg.
>desperately want to buy more but there is literally no entry point
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19958846
the markets will stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

>>19958783
But you can't kill the stallion! WKHS is forever live!

NOT TODAY JEROME

>>19958943
it's meaningless, since Mitch loves keeping shit from passing (especially if it means millions of americans lose their homes, but this isn't as fun as that) and Trump HATES DC.

>>19958982
also maybe this.

this immense amount of money being spent to keep wkhs under $10 right now just proves they are balls deep in and convinced they come out on top later

>>19958944
New York is trying to reopen and it's absolutely going to fail.

SPX IS LITERALLY A SHITCOIN

>>19958777
IS U DAD TRUMP?

>>19958783
should have mentioned iran shooting down a civilian plane and trying to cover it up

also trying to impeach the president over literally nothing. also trying to put a senile pedophile (joe biden) on the throne.

>>19958943
didn't some harvard law review article argue that they could make DC into however many states they wanted to swamp the Senate and House? swear I saw that some time back.

>>19958994
Im all 6 figures in dollars right now after cashing out on tuesday.
If they stay irrational longer than I stay solvent we all have a problem.

>>19959003
Wait what I thought Nipples Cuomo was literally infallible how dare you question him and his perfect pierced mammaries.

>>19958963
Not so fast, my African American fren.

>>19958943
>Washington DC a state before PR
>PR voted to become a state with 60% voting to become a state
lmao, politicians quite literally hate spics.

>>19958943
Yet huge parts of California are not allowed to leave the state.

VOTE VOTE VOTE

https://www.strawpoll.me/20444373
https://www.strawpoll.me/20444373

God I FUCKING wish I had $25000 so I could just day trade WKHS to eternal wealth

>FED pump rejected

BUY SPY CALLS FOR MONDAY

HOLD 10 STALLIONS HOLD 10

Try to convince me this is normal and america isn't going into their biggest depression.

>>19958977
I was raised catholic we arent allowed to enjoy anything unless it's a very special occasion and we hate ourselves after. Havent been catholic in a decade and a half but some things never change. POOMP THAT STALLION BOYS

>>19958897
>Most of my experience and expectation is based on a chaotic and unprecedented crash market. Like being raised by an abusive family.

>>19959032

D) 100% cash and not doing shit until next week

That spy pump was to trigger limit buys and nothing else.

>>19959043
I don't feel depressed

>>19959043
This is fine.
This is ok.
The Fed will save us...

Halp

I bought a shit ton two days ago. I am finacially ruined. I will NEVER recover.
If I don't sell I don't lose.... right?

How do I stop caring about money lads

>>19958841
you need to shill out with the workhorse chilling, there's barely over 100 unique posters in these threads so you're wasting your time

>>19959043
It's not even close to being normal, and not only is America going into a prolonged depression, so too is the rest of the world. And if that dam breaks in China hundreds of millions of people are going to die.

>cockteasing robinhood
>spiked from $0.07 to this for ~30 sec
now my daily graph looks retarded

>>19959050

We live in an economy

>>19959043

AH MOTHER FUCKER I'M NEGATIVE ON AAPL

I HATE YOU ANON I HATE YOU

Sold my XOM bags and went all in on WKHS
TO THE MOON BOYS

CLOSING AT THE LOW IS NOT A GOOD SIGN

OH FUCK DEXCOM JUST CRASHED INTO MY LIMIT BUY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

last chance to sell

>>19959072
>he didn't sell +12k% in 30 seconds
Not going to make it

>>19958963
Too soon, junior.

>SPY at 300 but SQQQ isn't at the same levels as when SPY last got to 300
Forgive me, I'm dumb. Does this mean the big boys in Nasdaq are holding out as hard as they can?

The D.C area is under the direct control of the congress. No ifs ands or buts about it. The constitution spells it out pretty clear. So to make it a state the constitution itself would need amending. Congress could go in and dissolve the D.C mayor/local govt and there's not a damn thing they could do to stop it.

>>19959068
take the kaczynskipill

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE DARKEST, BLACKEST MONDAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET?????????

This has been my worst week in months, even with the horse money I made

>>19958786
Jesus christ, how do you have that much cash or even margin to write that many naked puts.

>>19959066
what did you buy

STOP FUCKING SELLING THE HORSE

>>19959012
Oy vey, wouldn't want to miss out on a chance to blame Iran would we anonstein?

Man spy really wants to go under 300.

Its over.

its fucking over

Down 3.73% today

GO UP YOU FAGGOT MARKET AAAAAAAAA

>>19959097
Inverse ETFs are 100% useless and track precisely nothing.

LAST CHANCE TO SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19959107
Everyone thinking it will be red makes me think it will be green

>>19959107
I hope you die

>>19959107
can't wait for another generational dip so i can speedrun years of investing

>>19959107
darker than the blackest black

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

COME ON HOOOOOOOOOOORSE!

>>19959131
Put some money on it then you might be right.

Post all-time numbers, cowards.

-$2,407.63 here

>>19959131
It's always the opposite of what /biz/ say

COME ON YOUR BASTARD I KNOW YOU CAN CLOSE AT 10

BEARS TOO COCKY AGAIN
BUY CALLS NOW

BEARS TOO COCKY AGAIN
BUY CALLS NOW

>>19958802
how do they tell you are immune? did you take an antibody test? i thought the antibody tests were still in experimental trials and not publicly available

>>19959110
XIC and CHR

Been a while since I checked but oil is getting absolutely shit on.

>>19959107
>>19959139
NOW I'VE LOST IT
I KNOW I CAN KILL

HOLY SHIT BUY THAT AMD DIP! Easy money right there.

>>19959068
be dead

>>19959139
good show

>>19959107
Does anyone have the LOOK AT THIS CHART wojak?

Fat piece of shit horse. Garbage. Sold.

TASTY CHAD LOSSES

>>19959161
Several countries have been doing ab tests for months. Meanwhile some countries like cucknada forbade any testing from day 1.

>>19959107
Unironically, yes. I'm all out, going to get some puts after hours

to that guy last thread.

it closed below 300

IT FUCKING CLOSED OVER 300 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HORSE YES

On monday depends the entire momentum for the coming weeks I think.
If we are green then we are save and stable. If we are red we go down.

We see if this market has support or not.

>>19959047
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY CANT I EVER ENJOY ANYTHING FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Alright, plan on Monday - Asians will buy the dip and I am going to dump my shorts on them - easy

spy looks like a fucking seismograph

>>19959186
>>19959187
Well

>>19959187
Hmm?

What a day!

>>19959153
Most of /biz/ is just one jew in Tel Aviv with 50 iPads

>>19959165
Yep. I'm long term bullish on oil and MRO/XOM have made me quite a nice little return, but I got the FUCK out of MRO a couple of weeks ago, and got the FUCK out of XOM Tuesday, because literally anyone could have seen this coming. I wasn't sure about the timing but it turns out my timing remains pretty good. 100% cash right now and feeling very, very comfy.

Ameritrade says the horse closed at $10.04 counts as a win in my book

>>19959205
SHIT I can't count

>>19958846
the markets are inundated with normie retard investors, so you have to think like a simp if you want to gauge where its going

nap time
nap time
nap time ~~
-2% oh no oh no

>>19959187
>>19959186
wat

you guys did buy this shitstock at discount right?

>>19959184
Completely black ID confirms, kek.
Black swan chads report in

>>19959116
they literally shot down a civilian plane and tried to cover it up. there's no blaming, they admitted it.

>>19959133
This is my only hope. Got some solid positions during the march dip and april rise. Missed a lot that I wanted to buy at the bottom and FOMOing into bad shit now. Please give me a blood red Monday so I can load up on cheapies again.

>>19959206
idk yahoo's ticker just kicked slightly up.

nevermind i guess.

>closed @ 300.01

>>19959187
I was talking about SPX 3000, SPY goes under 300 before the former goes under 3000

Opening at 298.50 next monday.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19959225
>mfw the markets gap down 3+% Monday morning

>finally give in and buy more shares at 9.9 after constantly teasing over 10
>9.7 immediately after
I'm sorry, it was me.

>Someone dumped over 6m WKHS shares at close

What the fuck lol

Friday is a market holiday btw

I'm going to smoke it anyways fuck it guys. Have a great weekend I'll talk to youse on sunday to see what we are watching. Love you :^*

>>19959238
>>19959234
>>19959213
Kek, deluded brainlets. Seriously, sell after hours if you know what's good for you. Complete societal collapse in ~72 hours

Based Mohamed El Erian interviewing on CNBC in a few minutes

>>19959184
>going to get some puts after hours
What broker lets you do this?

>>19959239
oooooo
what stock?

>>19959234
Wow that is GREAT news!! Depression 2.0 cancelled, Bobos destroyed again. This is what happens when you bet against America amirite? Because there's nothing more American than throwing your money at overpriced shit!

You can pinpoint the moment I took the bear pill and came to accept that retards are just going to applaud as bankers and nigs burn the country down.

full bear for the next month or two

End of the day boost!

>>19958803
Rip. Maybe after hours bro

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down 1.12% today for a pretty milquetoast week. Interesting to see us get sent down so sharply from 305, is this a fakeout or the beginning of something scary? In either case it isn't bcuz of the virus or anything like that, do not believe their lies, this is big bois setting us up for... something. Whether they're juking us down to rip up and ruin smol specs or their contracts that needed 305 expired today I don't kno, something happening behind the scenes.
This week we're going to the Romano's in Doral, Florida. It's so hot out and I have to walk back 2 work :/

>>19959249
It was this guy >>19959173

>300.05

Got the 300, but man closing near the session lows is a fucking bad sign when it's been bleeding like this

We drop to 297 or lower without any news

>>19959249
Big money jews are trying to Suppress price and trigger stop losses to pick up cheapies

>>19959260
AMD

>>19959259
THANK YOU

These are all calls

35%-50% losses on everything

It can't get worse, right?

>>19959249
? I'm not seeing this on the volume.

Hey hey boys. Why is snp crabbing recently? Just due to temporary protests, or something i've missed? Thank you~ <3

Soxl fucked me hard the last couple days. Make it better.

>>19959276
Up 1%. Sold everything on tuesday because the high prices made me nervous. Worked out.

>>19959257
lol
i said it's opening at 298.50
am I being optimistic for you?

>>19959291

It can get about 65%-50% worse, respectively.

>>19959276
Week was shit. Lost 30 percent on bs ROKU calls

>>19959057
Options expired today.....people covering

>>19959291
>LK
Wew

>>19959291

>>19959268

Who’s /iron hands/ with their Horsies?

You will never shake me out

>>19959292
>>19959249
fuckin YIKES

>>19959284
Kek I actually just added a couple when I saw that extreme dump

I’m already holding bags above 50

>>19959291
lmao, rock bottom is more like -90% when it comes to options

>>19959276
I'm down it sucks
but fresh divvies are incoming, so if stocks get cheap I'm all for it
I failed my IRL sidequest today :/

>>19959276
I'm down 1.9% for the week but up >100% for the year
considering im in mostly boomer divvy stocks I'm pretty happy.

>>19959276
Up 8.7%. Based fucking horse does it again.

>>19959273
pump on monday lad, watch out

>>19959291
Why would you have so many options plays at the same time?

>>19959276
why are you blogposting

>>19959318

>>19959276

Basically I made a thousand two weeks ago, lost it all and then some and now I'm -100 this year. Dumped my shit (airlines) because seeing them every day was literally making me want to kms. Just going to let my funds settle for a couple days and try and get back in with something. I didn't loose that much money but fuck.

No posts on SHLL?

>>19959276
Down 0.48% ($123). I liquidated my boomerfolio yesterday, and now I hold only memes. SNSS, GNUS, and SAVA

>>19959316
LKQ not LK

>bought 2 minutes before that
mother fuckers

>>19959107
>ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE DARKEST, BLACKEST MONDAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET?????????
I'm 100% settled cash as of yesterday afternoon...4am Monday gonna be good

>>19959330
aw that's adorable

>>19959342
Because we make friends here. Go back to /pol/ if you only know hate and loneliness

>>19959335
Its a long story okay things didnt go as planned ill have a better plan next time ok

Up 120% for the year still, up 70% over last 3 months

>>19959321
That can't be real. If 9% of the o/s got dumped in the blink of an eye it would have crashed the pps to 2 bucks.

>>19959276
pretty much the end of this month so I'm gonna post my month chart.

I didn't play the stock market game the entirety of April and May. I made a lot in February and March but I started losing money near the end of March so I took a break to develop some new strategies and they seem to be paying off pretty well. Gonna aim for 2k in July.

Fuck this market. I'll get everything I lost back with interest on Monday.

>>19959304
Same, I added today... TOO FUCKING SOON!

>>19959342
>this new
No one's making you read it bud

>>19959276
Up 2.7% because WKHS saved my ass from my terrible WFC calls. Thankfully they expire end of July, so maybe I can see some return on them.

>>19959183
if we already have accurate AB testing why arent we just mass testing that, and telling everyone who is positive that they can go back to normal life and work?

HOW DOES CBOE MAKE MONEY?
DO ALL OPTIONS FLOW THROUGH THEM?

WTI / Brent is about to show where monday is heading

>>19959107
That would be a gift from Heaven, I did not fully utilize the last dip.

>>19959383
i thought you were bobro'in

>>19958894
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19959383
You're gonna lose even more, tripsfag

>>19959347
>airlines
Yeah, fuck that shit. I somehow made 40% on AAL in 48 hours, and sold that once I realized how dumb I was to have bought them to begin with. I've been really lucky with timing this year, other than TVIX which I panic sold once I saw that the Jews were delisting it for a paltry 30% profit (timed it perfectly a couple weeks ago for like 70% then crabbed down to 30%.) But that isn't my fault it's the Jews.

>>19959347
CHR is my airline pick. I just bought it this week and god DAMN it's my first real iron hands test. GFL started off poorly but didn't lose much, easy holding on there. This fucking CHR bag is heavy and I may drop it

;-;

> Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh (ID: ZIAd15ov) 06/26/20(Fri)22:09:00 No.19959383▶

> Fuck this market. I'll get everything I lost back with interest on Monday.

black monday confirmed

Carl is pretty based

>>19959276
15% just today. Based horse

>>19958786
how much money do you have

It's the usual weekend dip. More cheapies for the us ladies with strong hands.

>>19959405
just buy it
don't ask the questions

>>19959420
Yes but WHERE ARE JIM AND FABER?

>>19959420
Does Carl hate blacks and jews?

We’re totally screwed aren’t we, greater depression heading down the pike

i'm 95% in cash. the 5% stonks was down 2.3% today.

>>19959407
You are not alone. Let us pray

>>19959382
imagine not making money in april and may lmao you literally just had to buy anything

>>19959420
I miss Carl
I haven't watched CNBC in two or three weeks because all they do is talk about the dark skin folk

>>19959441
Yeah the shit you bought high is cheap now congratulations loll

Thoughts on CLSK?

>>19959444
checked
do all options flow through them?

>>19959406
I don't think oil has been an indicator for a while since the negative contract days. One of the things about money printing is that it backstops all traditional losses from slipping demand or supply. That includes oil.

>>19959476
It's going down

>>19959276
Down 5% for the week off of the HLX and DKNG dumps. At least I offloaded the NKLA puts I sold for 2k profit before it most likely dumps over the next two weeks.

>>19959383
This confirms a crash for Monday

Down 3% for the month
Down 28% for the week

Not even my worst week desu

i am 89.3% AAPL
... wtf are they chances they trend down for a 4th trading day in a row...

>>19959392
I closed out some shares on the small spike before close. Thought about buying em back at the super dip right before close. But I'll be honest I'm kinda feeling nervous....

>>19959516
100%

>>19959471
Not that much during Squawk on the Streed and Mad Money, just kind of the obligatory bullshit and whenever ceo come on cramer praises what theyre doing for that shit.

I think it's more about getting on his daughters good side... Apparently he prioritized work over being a father.

>>19959482
Doesn't ICE handle some as well?

>>19959383
Why did you curse us with a black monday baggie

I hate you

>>19959482
just the C-Bo options
there are other options exchanges, and options blocks can be created/traded off-exchange

Fear the samurai

>>19959470
I literally did not open robinhood or any stock website those two months. I highly regret it but the entirety of my february/march gains were just from buying puts on the inevitable crash and at the end of march when I tried to do anything else, I was quickly losing my gains. I'm a beginner so I spent those two months reading a couple of stock market textbooks.

>>19958783
>>19958835
also it doesn't reference the locust swarm or three gorges dam

is it time to buy inverse ETFs again?

>>19959383
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED MONGO

>>19959441
You can always tell when someone is absolutely delusional, people that type and speak like this make me want to punch them square in the face.

>>19959383
>he bet against the greatest economy in the world
You won't get anything, in fact you will just lose what you have left.

>>19959113
I would never sell the horse this early

>>19959566
I'm starting to really cringe at the gay ass millennial speak like "cheapies" like holy cringe

I sold for the weekend. 100% cash now
I bought LUV yesterday because it's price target was $45 and a stock ratings site said it was a good stock both in terms of fundamentals and analyst rating.
But then I realized that this Corona shit is going to be shilled hard
and then I noticed this gap.

Yeah nah. Fuck that shit

>bought the AMD dip
t-this was a good decision, r-right guys?

>>19959566
>You can always tell when someone is absolutely delusional
Yeah those people who buy shorts. Fuck those degenerate gamblers.

>>19959566
I think there's a likely bounce monday. not a bad time to swing something long.

>>19959276
Been practicing scalping on the SPX for this whole week on demo platforms and today I tried my first real run.

17-4, 122$ profit. Last hour messed me up, should prob avoid that in the future.

>>19959593
>100% cash now
bruh...
Just add some inverse exposure, no?

Gold going upwards, Jerome pump Monday.

How long until RH users swarm Wirecard?

>>19959383
Fuck you you fucking faggot, I'm already down and now I need to decide if I want to lose everything or cut my losses.

Today’s red day is extremely bullish. Have fun losing money on all your puts. S&P just consolidated at 3,000- we literally cannot go down any further. We’re not shutting down again and the death rate isn’t budging. Everyone knows covid is a nothing burger now. Unironically SPY to 350 by next month

>>19959601

Buying anything right now is absolutely retarded

>>19959601
did you do any research or did you FOMO? i've been assuming it was overvalued after $45 but i never checked

>>19959558
>three gorges dam
literally /pol/ schizo meme

>>19959618
Legitimately I think I saw this exact same post a month ago to the day.

who the fuck is holding SHLL still? it has four FOUR employees

>>19959618
Lel
The dam is about to collapse
2nd wave of lockdowns commencing
Money Printer about to collapse
South africa tier race riots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChNJ_FMtSnk

>>19959605

bulls will be swinging from something long on monday for sure

>>19959382
What are some of your strategies?

>>19959618
>literally cannot go down any further
why
>We’re not shutting down again
unironically bearish and worst case scenario
>death rate
listening to too many boomers. ICU, not deaths
>Unironically SPY to 350 by next month
buy calls and let us watch you fly apollo.

>>19959628
Please T-T

>>19959632
ok tranny

>>19959601
The AMD chart only looks like the most bearish thing ever.

>>19959628
But high sell low right?

I'm a madman, I didn't sell and I plan to hold for years while cost averaging.

I should be more safe like you lads and sell when my bumhole starts to twitch, haha.

>>19959284
Why is AMD so fucked up? They make best server/desktop CPUs, they own GPU department and make decent GPUs. They make hardware for PS/Xbox. Yet they drop like shit compared to other IT/HW companies.

>>19959628
>printing 100 trillion USD
>not realizing most will end up in stocks

>>19959698
>>19959698
>>19959698
>>19959698
new thread

Question for ThinkorSwim users, when displaying "Day trades for 5 days" in the account info gadget, does 0 mean how many I've done or how many I have left?

>>19959678
>technical analysis

lmao m8

>>19959668
Wow, great argument

>>19959678
m-maybe I'll finally be able to buy...

This is my first week of really active trading. /biz/, I’ll make it yet. Continue teaching me the ways of shifting through autism and making money. I hate being poor.

>>19959566
You mean like >>19959618

now I’m convinced there’s going to be a dead cat bounce on Monday

>>19959678
Yes but what did the chicken bones show when you used them in your voodoo divination box?

This dip is because niggers and women wanted to have a block party in every town in america for a couple weeks during a global pandemic

This is completely their fault

>>19959629
Both. AMD was only below 40 usd for a few days in march and it's been moving around 49 usd and 59 usd for the last 3 months now. AMD should be boosted with their new laptop cpus and ps5 in late 2020. So I thought the time is now, but I exactly fear that I got a bit too optimistic and we are in the middle of a 2.0 corona crash.

>>19959709
>>19959737
All the best traders use TA

>>19959789
Wrong, the youtube gurus who get more of their income via ad revenue than trading use TA

what are yall thoughts on KIN??

>>19959657
Currently focused on finding undervalued and pennystock companies that will be affected positively by the reopening of schools and public facilities and going for a midrange investment (1 to 2 months).

>>19959822
What about William O'Neil, Jack schwager, Jesse Livermore, they used price patterns and volume analysis.

>>19958748
But the dip on Monday
Jerome is going to pull something out of his ass and spy will be 315 by Wednesday

I'd say we're in for another round of stimulus for sure

>>19959150

Sold out last year and bought a house.

Up $13,833 with an initial investment of $12,000 this year.

>>19959877
And insider info

Does anyone use TDA's mobile app for trading?

>>19960150
yeah me

>>19959404
Because ab tests are expensive and there's no evidence so far that having ab's actually confers any protection worth mentioning.

>>19959709
>>19959737
meme lines are a joke but the reason they work more than 50% of the time is because everybody else draws the same meme lines and it becomes a self-fulfilling thing

>>19958748
FUCK MY ASS REAL GOOD FUCK

>>19959766
>not the reopening which has strengthened even more and will not stop until catastrophe strikes again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

But remember, no dancing.