/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19936393
>tfw $50k net worth age 19

Don't get married.

tfw 27k net worth age 15

>2k at 23

>>19936393
Oh no, not you again you larping piece of shit, can you please stop posting this bs everyday ffs

>tfw 25k networth at 27

>tfw only $500k net worth at 22 and fucked just 47 girls

Is it that hard to believe someone bought link 3 years ago.

>>19936393
400k at 23 here

>>19936638
>t. poorfag seething

>>19936638
>Oh no, not you again you larping piece of shit, can you please stop posting this bs everyday ffs

>$500k net worth at 27
>haven't had a gf since highschool

>>19936393
Not even seven figures, fucking newcoiners.

22 here, 250k

>25
>negative net worth

but I have sex so

i've never understood the point in larping about your net worth on a cantonese poison dart frog forum
quite sad.

>>19936393
>23 yrs old
>never had any net worth nor any debt and never will because I am guaranteed a life time free ride from the government

>>19937124
Same

>>19937139
same

>>19937055
how is this. i'm in 30k debt and i've had to isolate myself from woman so i stop fucking them, it's too dangerous these days. if i had 500k i'd be living on a homestead and fucking my hot wife making kids.

>>19936730
If you've copulated with 47 females and they've copulated at similar rates with others at similar rates, you have indirectly been exposed to over a million people through sexual contact and whatever diseases they may carry.

>>19937560
If you live in large western city then most men have checked out of the dating game due to the cost (energy, effort, money,etc.) being greater than the reward (pussy).

>tfw $2,000,000 net worth at 18
feel so poor ;_;

3k at 19

>>19937560
You know you can always just... not fuck them right? Takes quite a bit on your part to pull ur pants down, pull on a condom, and stick it in their ass

>>19937188
How do I apply?

>>19937560
stop buying whores anon

yeah but how do i check my net worth
i have 100k in debt am i minus or doesnt it count

I become a multi-millionaire at 21 overnight and i didn’t do shit to deserve it
I can’t even work on the company of my grandparent with the people who have made me this fortune
they won’t allow me because of “possible conflict of interest”
Wtf? To everybody that thinks I should work for my money wtf should I do?

>tfw born rich

>tfw 6.1MM networth at 18

>>19939694
Ite not funny pelle think your some kind of suolless entity and can’t suffer because you have money I don’t like this shit at all

>tfw 400k in the red
>tfw loose 5k in a single day because of tariff man
>tfw make well over 6 figures + benefits
>tfw 20s

ngmi

>tfw $5k net worth at 22 and failed out of college.
My dad is worth $5m+ and would support me living with him working a loser job but don't know if I can stand this feeling of being a complete failure, especially with how successful my brother is just two years older than me.

>>19936393
>Tfw $1000 net worth age 33 and just lost my job

>>19939713
>>6.1MM net worth
>>Still on 4chan

>$350,000 net worth at 20 and that's in eastern europe
>still a virgin

>>19936631
better now... better now...

>>19936393
>tfw $500 networth at 18
>tfw $8,000 networth at 20
>tfw $27,000 networth at 21
>tfw $41,000 networth at 24
>tfw $2,300,000 networth at 31
>tfw just 1 girl. My girlfriend of three years.

>>19936393
how do dis, yield farming?

>>19937055
Virgin
>>19937124
Chad

How do you guys achieve this? what do you work as and what do you invest in, crypto?

>>19941395
>what do you invest in, crypto?
yes

>>19936631
ahh i miss biznnochi

>35 yr old

>17k debt

>7k valued car

>possibly 2.5k of personal belongings.

>5k in savings

>$ 800 in ETH

>renting
____________________

I'm worth -3,700.00 USD

>>19941395
Is there anyone who isn't in crypto (LINK) at this point?

>tfw 750k net worth at 25, and 60k at 28

>>19936393
>tfw $25 million net worth at 25 years of age

>>19941743
fren, you underestimate the brainlessness of the average person aka the normalfag
even if the opportunity is staring them right in their dull faces, is obviously not a scam and they have money, they rather spend their time, attention and money on normie shit

>>19936393
45, u somwhere between 1~5 million

>>19939652
>I should work for my money
why? only if you have the urge to. jelly poorfags will tell you you have to work. don't listen to them. do some meaningful hobby that eventually might be of use to people if you really want to. the current system is built on exploitation. if everyone would be a farmer and work for own support fine. but most people i know don't want that kind of life. theyre content with society as it is. you can't change anything about the flow of society

>$800 net worth at 31

Jokes aside, is this cringe or based for 26 year old

made $178k last year from work but this year will be likely to finish the year employed (but if I do will make like $100k this year).

>>19943030
not bad anon, keep grinding

>>19943030
as for why I'm sitting on so much cash - I'm planning to buy real estate soon. Possibly some condos are now becoming lucrative with so many people leaving cities

>>19939855
>>19941741
>>19942324
Based. Early 30s finance loser master race.

>>19937560
>my hot wife
cuck

>>19936393
33 years old
>net worth $20K
>Virgin

>>19936393
Come on! Lets join and we can buy a cathederal in spain...

Why would you think 710k is a larp? That's extremely easy to get.

>>19938823
baltics, ukraine, russia, czech, poland, etc move there and find a sort of dumb/niave 19 year old religious girl. buy cheap land and build a little farm you faggots, this is easy

28
65k net worth
and I'm prob gonna get divorce raped out of all of it

>>19939066
easier said than done, you get lonely, want companionship, have a little alcohol etc etc it's sort of like a bad drug, hard to quit and makes you hate yourself so the cycle repeats. The only solution for me is to get enough money to move to the sticks and get a homebody wife and stay the fuck out of this modern hellhole

>>19939115
though i have fucked paid whores before, 90% of my shit comes from tinder and I never buy them even one drink. They get turned on when you refuse to pay for anything and give them shit about it

>>19937188
NEETs are based

>fresh outta of college
>in the red
>COVID and depression raped my career in the short term
Thankfully drones haven't taken over quite just yet, so they will need pilots in any eventuality. Boomers need to be eradicated

>>19936452
OP fucking listen to this anon.

>>19937770
have sex

>>19936661
i feel this

>>19937188
How?

>>19937560
>tfw you know a paw that blew 500k because he was addicted to options
turd

>>19936393
19 y.o black bvll here. 1.2 mil net worth 1,000 whyte pussies fucked

>>19937520
What the fuck is that pic related
It literally made me shake and tremble
I feel an overwhelming desire to purchase more LEND and ETH before the system becomes self-aware

>>19943030
>he only has 868.50 in crypto but 191,151.50 in total assets

anon......

>24, soon to be 25
>$1k net worth
>shit credit
>horrible retail sales job I barely scrape in $1400/month at
>moving back in with parents soon
>first girlfriend cucked me and still recovering from the pain
>girlfriend now is obviously losing interest fast and will probably cuck me

I tell people I'm going to flight school in the fall but I don't know the first thing about any of that. Let alone affording the $80,000 cost of it.

I'm on the edge of snapping boys, what the fuck do I do

>>19946448
You're fucking dating girls.
Every loser here that you think has "made it" isn't getting lots of chicks, dude.
Source: I'm 25, make 170k, and haven't made it past the first date since I was 20 or so

>tfw 35 yo net worth ~35k
>kek all you want I probably just fucked your imaginary gf

FUCK OFF IM STILL LEARNING

I dont know my net worth currently because I havent valued my company.
>32
>400k income/year
>200k profit/year
>125% yearly growth rate
>$200k inventory
>shit credit score
>$700/day net cashflow

I haven't had to wake up or work more than a couple days in the past 2 years. If I actually put effort in I'm sure I can hit over $1m by this time next year.

>>19946999
trips of humility
auspicious my fren

https://www.strawpoll.me/20026511

>>19937770
Unless you only fuck virgins

>>19936393
>25
>£30k NW
>Shagged 50+ birds
>Visited 40 countries
>Top job in the city

WHY IS THIS WORLD SO UNFAIR? I don't want to listen to the commie propaganda but seeing people amassing unthinkable amount of wealth while some people are in debt and fucked by the """"banks"""" just doesn't sound right

>>19936393
>mfw 520k euros net worth at 28 but still feel like a failure
>mfw probably a failure

>>19936393
Still needs validation from some basement dwellers and neets in a useless image board. And of all those people in the comments, I mean some must be larping, so just think who are they trying to impress..it’s even anonymous so you all just doing this for that small gratification of fantasizing that you are saying the truth and you have actually made it and are not biztards that lose money every day in scams. Not talking about everybody inb4 I am in crypto from 2015 and I made x money and I fuck hoes etc etc

>18 year old, 7k in crypto
>gf of over a year is a cute white innocent girl next door type 9/10

life's going good

>>19937188
>nods approvingly in your direction

>>19946915
speak for yourself loser. 23, 120k and I'm in a relationship and receive head on a consistent basis. It's pretty easy to get with women if you don't act like a fucking autist.

I have only 200 bucks that I can invest right now and I probably can't get a job for the foreseeable future
Am I ever going to make it?

My plan B is to attract some sugar mommy, but I'll still have to lift for at least another year or two before that becomes a realistic option

>>19936393
tfw not a larping faggot

>>19948004
Unless you f*ck kids (in minecraft ofcourse)

>>19948985
>Just be yourself, bro

>>19949861
This is sound advice, but to anyone that doesn't get it because they don't know what it's like to feel confident in a social situation, it sounds ridiculous. I know. I get it. I was there before. I was a retard with girls and got anxious as fuck.

It took me getting out of my comfort zone and actually talking to women to be comfortable enough in my own skin to 'just be myself bro'. The fear eventually went away because, after enough rejections, you begin to realize that it really doesn't mean shit.

My advice to you is, if you wanna get laid, stop being an excuses-making bitch.

>>19936393
Tfw in massive debt at age 34