/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for SOXL

So is every pennystock getting pumped and dumped now? If so, where’s the list and what’s the next play?

Is SPDN the play?

disney dump

so what’s the bottom this time fellas

>>19921133
They don't get turned 1:1 into Merck stock you imbecile.

why yes, i only buy options in the $1-5 range.
how could you tell?

How are cattle holding up, i bought this guy to turn a quick profit but i would have to sell for a loss if i sell now

Crash and burn tomorrow on bad GDP numbers. ...You did buy puts, right?

>>19921158
>taking my post at face value
who's the imbecile here?

Drink up some hot golden tea for the GOLDEN BULL RUN tomorrow!!

(Please? Can we not crash just yet?)

>>19921132
B A S A D O
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>HTZ market cap: 0.2 billion
>HTZ total bond valuation: < $1
Surely this time the stock market will lead the bond market :^)

>>19921158
What do you think they'll buy out at?

>>19921132
I don't want her urinary liquids.

>>19921141
I missed the bottom. Still got in decent for the swing up but uhmmmmmm.... Kinda getting nervous

>>19921149
im going for COCP and VBIV
disclaimer: i dont know what im doing

The market is approaching peak "second wave" capitulation. The trend reversal back to optimism will be sudden and designed to leave retail traders behind and/or holding shorts. Be on guard.

>>19921132
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BLACKEST, DARKEST THURSDAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET?

>>19921225
at this point I really doubt it, there’s nothing to justify buying right now

futures better not drop too far or jerome is about to make another surprise announcement tomorrow.

>>19921225
>retail short volume is significant
No

>futures
heh, nothing personnel bulltard

Love how urinating anime girls turned into a cornerstone of every /smg/

On a related note my apartment window is down a set of stairs and drunk girls like to come into and pee and I get to watch. Window is low enough to see the cunny in full.

>>19921133
>What color SUV should I buy?
Gay color, because you're a faggot.

>>19921236
I am basically sitting on ktov and wkhs at low buy in so I feel like I'll be ok. If nothing else ill dump and buy those even lower

>>19921236
All the bid/ask spreads I looked at are above close prices. I think you're trying to ride this too long.

>>19921236
Go bobo go. Make my yellow metal GLOW. Speaking of earth metals, I should get some uranium stocks.

>>19921225
This.

What the FUCK, why?? There's absolutely no reason why it should be going down. Disneyland?? That's like the only thing, can't be because of that. Fucking unfair

>>19921132
I now have pictures of MP40 peeing and my dick is diamond. God I hate you.

To all the anons who sold their KTOV or din't buy when you had the chance. I'm sorry i feel deeply for you. But for the anons who bought right now whats the first thing your doing when we get to mars
>>19921236
i think otherwise picrel

>ASX right now

>>19921286
meme flu resurgence

>https://seekingalpha.com/article/4355292-gold-breaks-1750-short-squeeze-is-on
>not shorting gold ATH right now
Go to sleep early you faggots, enough sleep will reward you with better judgement in trading.

>>19921188
>Can we not crash just yet?
The crash already happened in March this year.

>>19921286
When I wake up tomorrow you better have a better chart asshole

>>19921286
>There's absolutely no reason why it should be going down
it only went this far back up due to TINA and QE. how sustainable did you think this surge would be? it was bound to tumble again anon

>>19921286
Just wait futures literally move 4 percent in the course of a day regularly now.

>>19921282
BW, FLR, BWXT all flew off the charts since March Bottom. They tend to follow oil for some stupid ass reason.

>>19921286
Lots of numbers coming out tomorrow and there’s a good chance it’s all going to be bearish as fuck. Futures are pricing it in for us so we can end green and resume our golden bull run :)

>>19921246
If I see the forbidden technique I am literally putting everything into gold and taking out loans

>>19921149
JMIA

>>19921296
dump everything into an index and go live in the mountains for a year

>>19921295
Glad to be of help anon.

>>19921296
I don’t know what I’m doing. What will be the conversion rate for ktov to Merck? I’m seriously wondering if I should buy more at open or wait for my stop loss to hit before buying back in. I’m kind of worried we might not hit a stop loss tomorrow.

I think we might actually hit limit down, these green candles are absolutely DOA

piping hot girl pee

If l post my webull invite link, would anybody use it?

>>19921339

>>19921334
it depends really if its all cash then you will get ur shares replaced with MRK shares if not then idk what that conversion rate will be other wise just hold

it's been a long time coming, but we are finally seeing the light fellow bears, soon the crash will come and we can get our rewards.

>>19921334
I had triple what I have now just yesterday. I purchased more workhorse when I rebought both.

Cope

>>19921286
Buy the dip.

>>19921338
you know limit down is -5%
and we're at -0.7%?
are you actually this retarded?

Why are y'all freaking out? Just hold through what ever crash we have coming?

>>19921384
I would rather buy the Bitcoin dip.

>>19921225
Kek. Nope. If retard optimism comes back it won't be sudden, but a gradual increase then explosion. You'll be able to feel it coming, if it ever comes. A second wave is extremely harmful to the idea of a rapid recovery, which, along with Fed money, is what engendered the first rally.

>>19921380
Cope? Why cope? I have both as well but I didn’t go all in cause I didn’t wanna lose all my money in case this was a meme. Now it’s looking like it’ll blast past 2-3$.

>>19921224
blessed

>>19921304
>The crash already happened in March this year.
the first crash, sure
this is 2020, the old rules don't apply

>>19921392

If things continue at this pace we just might. The support is the weakest I’ve seen in...well, weeks

Unironically hoping for a wkhs and ktov tumble at open so I can rebalance. I went more workhorse second go around yesterday. Fuck everyone else

>>19921282
aren't you early for uranium? I'm trickling in over the span of the next 4 months. very heavily weighted to the back

>>19921319
got any ETFs to look into? I've had very little luck.

Accumulate DENN and SHLL

>>19921413
get in while you still can anon let everyone know>>19921296

>>19921403
>I would rather buy the Bitcoin dip.
Yeah go ahead and do that you degenerate gambler. Don't blame anyone if you lose all your life savings.

>>19921236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sjGBXckGB4

yes

Boy, this is the last time I buy options while trying to predict a reversal instead of playing momentum. I haven’t been this cranky in a long time. Also I didn’t get very much sleep

>>19921319
I was thinking more like mining stocks.

>>19921236
More like greenest.

>>19921419
Eh, I'd love to help but I would just stay away from energy for now. It's schizo shit.
Really unless you are day trading.

Will SHLL automatically change to HYLN?

>>19921465
that id doesnt lie

>>19921453
what did you buy tho

>>19921282
How do I long nuclear power?

>>19921453
make sure you're drinking lots of water too in these warmer months.
i'm always shocked by how much mental tension or feelings of dis-ease are alleviated through proper hydration.
unironically go get a glass of water, but don't chug it. you aren't trying to punish yourself for not drinking water. just take 5 drinks and set it down. wait like 5 minutes and take another 5 drinks.
do this all day.

with all this data coming out tomorrow, the markets are surely going to react heavily one way or the other depending on how it comes out. i wouldn't be surprised if the GDP numbers are better (less worse) than expected. as long as the actual is not as bad as expected, its unironically bullish as fuck. but then again it could be worse than expected too. and in that case, the market is going to plunge tomorrow.

>>19921467
I'm trickling into raws for re-expansion - incredibly slowly (i think i'm only at about 4% right now). my plays right now are gold, the indexes, deflationary hedges, and volatility.

>>19921488

MSFT calls, 205 7/10. Might’ve seen me moaning about it a couple threads ago

Incidentally Goldman Sachs increased its target to 215 but that probably means fuck all in these circumstances

>>19921295
Curse your high testosterone, that's the only thing to blame here.

>>19921214
You should probably get some bloodwork done if you are a male of breeding age.

>>19921339
Cute&Funny gold!

>>19921304
>The crash already happened in March this year.
I remember! What a fast crash. Could you imagine if we didn't have trading curbs? Yikes.

Are you saying your shorting gold? During a short-squeeze?

>>19921530

Funny story, I shorted gold twice during the initial crash. One trade got me a 500% gain and the other would have given me a similar return had I fucking held onto it for more than two hours like a butterfinger paperhands idiot

>>19921530
>thinking that girls actually pee
but they don't have penises...

>>19921505
blessed hydration poster
I will drink an extra glass of water before I go to bed

>>19921286

There is no reason for it have gone up since march.

Its easy to forget that there were a lot of reasons to sell late 2019, early 2020, before corona. Stocks were overvalued compared to historical indicators. GDP growth was low, and if inflation was calculated properly, negative meaning we were in a technical recession already. Which makes sense why fed stimulus was being kicked into high gear late 2019. All this happened before corona.

Now we are in the same spot. Except with 40 million unemployed. The only reason stocks even came back to their previous all time highs, which was a bubble then and even more so now, is because of the fed and stimulus incl. PPP, $600 unemployment, and $1200 checks. All those are over or ending. And the fed balance is actually reducing now, it turns out the market was so obsessed with the "recovery" delusion they didn't even end up using the facilities they set up.

So you have a stock market bubble, a pop, then re-inflation of another bubble back to all time highs. I don't get the bull thesis here. Why buy stocks now at all time highs. Its seems like the most obvious time to just cash out and stay comfy in cash. Risk to reward for bulls is fucked.

What's a realistic price point for KTOV EOD tomorrow?

>>19921552
The March crash was anticipation of 2 million dead "conservatively", 5 million possible. What we got was slightly more severe flu numbers, not wiping out three states worth of people

>>19921573
I don't know. 0.5.

>>19921530
I think I threw out my shoulder from fapping twice today.

>>19921493
I just started looking into it, but I'm assuming a combination of mining stocks and keeping an ear out for increasing demand and which companies are coming out with something new, like >>19921467.

>>19921404
The first wave left big money with its dick in hand drooling going "durrrrrr b-b-b-b-but it's not supposed to recover yet" as spittle oozes from their scotch-addled lips shortly after selling airlines off at pennies on the dollar. You won't get time to "feel it coming" on the next round. That's the whole point.

>>19921573
Touches $3 minimum, could break $4

imagine being a paper handed melvin and selling WKHS today at close lmao

>>19921453
Hey me too. I bought SPY and Norwegian calls when I thought we were at the bottom. Then it went lower

>>19921552
nice

>>19921575
>pic related
you get what you deserve.

Tomorrow.

KTOV and TTNP

you know what to do

>>19921587

You’re spinning a yarn, dude. Might as well say “I can just feel this one in my bones”

>>19921596

If we both go to 0 let’s drown our sorrows in drink

>>19921463
I just checked my notes.
Cameco, Cramer was going on about it one day.

>>19921312
What is the stock market like normally? Newfag covid trader, no idea how this shit works

>>19921575

No, the crash was late fed / early march when corona was still a hoax. Remember "15 days to slow the spread," that was March 16. The bottom of the crash. Of course then later than turned into what seemed like a never end shutdown. But by that time stocks were actually going up.

>>19921649
Nobody ever called Corona a hoax. Now i can tell it's not worth arguing with you.

>>19921643
look at the charts before Covid

>>19921552
>No reason

Yeah, except, you know, lockdowns are over. Oh and this
>A recent study showed that 40 to 60% of adults are likely immune to covid due to other viral infections experienced earlier in life, which had previously activated their adaptive immune systems.

https://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(20)30610-3
>Importantly, we detected SARS-CoV-2-reactive CD4+ T cells in ∼40%–60% of unexposed individuals, suggesting cross-reactive T cell recognition between circulating “common cold” coronaviruses and SARS-CoV-2.

Layman explainer
https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2020/05/15/good-news-on-the-human-immune-response-to-the-coronavirus

>>19921638
How long ago did he mention it anon?

>>19921643
Boring moves of less than a percent for months at a time
Also a reflection of the economy.
For the time being, neither are true now.

bulls=bulls
profits=wife
bears=cucks

Is there any better feel than a candle hitting your limit, executing and then immediately dropping?
so comfy

>>19921660
>reply to argument about stocks being overvalued with more /pol/ NPC points about the virus
Why?

what puts should i go all in on bros

>>19921666
like 1-2 weeks ago.

>>19921624
No u

>>19921643

In late January, early February, SPY fell 10 points. And that was newsworthy.

Normal bull markets might have the index trending upward half a point a day, occasionally dipping a half or a full point. Pre and postmarket as well as futures are always a little more volatile though. But full percentage point swings, alternating randomly, are not the norm

>>19921657

My point was only that the stock market crashed happened before people took covid very seriously, and certainly the crash may have actually caused people to take covid seriously and not the other way around.

>>19921660

I'm saying there were a lot of reason for the stock market to crash besides covid. Just because covid goes away doesn't make all the other problems with stocks go away. And the other thing is, covid didn't go away. Its just not as bad, but on the other hand that means like cover for politicians to print money.

A month of crabbing and fake dumps and pumps.

>>19921689
Ah, so you can't read. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>19921679

I felt like pretty hot shit when my VOO stop loss tripped like 15 minutes into trading today and then the price went down another 6 bucks

>>19921711
best way of making money I could ever dream of

>>19921583
kek
based but you should try to exercise a bit more and make sure to stay hydrated! (You'll have to settle for regular water)

I'm still salty about today, how do I get rid of this taste?
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=htgc&ty=c&ta=1&p=d

>>19921703
>I'm saying there were a lot of reason for the stock market to crash besides covid.
Retard-tier talking point that will ultimately result in you being poor if it's something you actually believe. Be sure to pay for Maloney's insider report though, gl.

>>19921691
Hmm, seems to still be in a downtrend since then. I'll keep an eye on it. Thanks anon.

When are we getting off the WKHS ride lads? 50? 100?

>>19921718
>Ah, so you can't read.
Are you being stupid and ironic on purpose?

>>19921703
Covid sure solved that repo market issue eh.

>>19921698
>spy falling 10 points was newsworthy
It fell more than that in the time it took me to write this post

>>19921765
Never, Tesla moon mission.
Fuck Elon, This is my EV now.

>>19921660
>>19921745
0 results for:
>debt
>credit
>corporate
>buyback
>revenue
>sheet
>YoY; Y/Y
>Quarter; QoQ; Q/Q
>tax
>milk (not even the fucking milkshake fuckers)

1 result for:
>profit - not in right context
+1 while i'm reviewing, also out of context
>rebalance - different context
>deflation - myself
ah! a glimmer of hope!
>repo
>it's the fucking report button

>>19921689
based

>>19921768
You brought the conversation down to moron so I'm doing my best to stay down at your level.

u guys really fuck me up now u got me tripping thinking im going to buy WKHS at 9 fuck dollars it was under 5$ a few days ago

so fucking pissed leave me alone

>>19921745

I outlined my reasons >>19921552

I sold most of my stocks at huge long term profit from may to june at about 95%+ of their all time high values. Many at all time highs.

I was retarded and completely missed the march crash and was planning on just hodling, so the retard bounce back to ATH was a god send for me.

>>19921587
Kek. You're a moron. "Big money" missed out because they thought the fundamentals were shit, which they are and they won't improve within the next year. "Big money" missed a sentiment driven bull run, it's pure luck it went as far and long as it did. Any market wide bull run that happens in the next year will be based purely on sentiment as well, nothing else. It will have the same energy as the one that just ended. Only time this will change is when, or if, fundamentals kick back in. Once fundamentals kick back in, the people who will miss the boat are the deluded, a category which includes a lot of people, some being "big money" types as well.

>>19921790
did it really

>>19921798
you should trip for real
summer 2020 is for psychedelic kpop

>>19921798
lol eat shit stupid kpop posting avatar fag

>>19921798
hop in on SOLO
our squeeze hasn't happened

>>19921796
>b-b-b-b-but stocks were overvalued BEFORE
Accepting this retarded premise, then there's no reason they won't go back
>Pro-tip: they will

>>19921798
sup kpop. what's your folio positioning like right now? are you still GUSH, JCPQ, and... there was something else here.

>>19921798
Fuck you I just lost 5% in 2 days.

>>19921826
SOLOs squeeze was when it hit 2 dollars

>>19921818
>I was retarded
Anon let me assure you that nothing has changed in that regard.

>>19921829
you're making your own arguments. the level of this whole fucking thread bar about four or five anons that are active is roughly room temperature at best.

>>19921797
Funny how confident retards are.

>>19921820
>Ended
OMEGALUL

>>19921829
If these dumps had something to do with stocks being overvalued then the NASDAQ index would dump more than S&P 500.

>>19921797
Here caveman.
>tongo invest in bongo rock inc. for many a rocknight
>bongo rock inc. and subsidiaries no make more rock profit
>bingo look at bongo rock inc., see no more rock profit
>tongo no can sell for fair rock price because bingo see no rock profit
>tongo lower sell price to bingo
>now bongo rock inc. make even less rock profit
>but bingo now can sell to tongo for more rocks?
>thank you JAPE POW and Central Rock Reserve

>>19921790

Are you watching futures? The futures are about 10x the share price for SPY, so 10 points here would be like 1 point in SPY.

The previous “big” crash was in 2018 and the total drop was about 50 points over several months. Were you here in March? We had a false bottom and a bulltrap and everything. Circuit breakers (5% downward movement halting) every other day. Felt like the market was literally going to 0.

Bears are weak as fuck
Literally no one is selling

Arise, deflation. Thy time has come.

M-MOM THE FUTURES ARE DUMPING AGAIN

>>19921889
fuck this timeline
as much as i want SPY to crash to make some quick bucks on my SPXS, the concept of a deflationary spiral unnerves me.
or even Japanification

Line go up buy TQQQ

>>19921820
The fundamentals will continue to improve. The bottom was a government mandated shut down of the economy. The bull run is in tech and online retail which was expected to do well under shut down conditions. Banks and REITs are STILL close to March/April levels.

>>19921474
Yes

>>19921798
please please PLEASE kill yourself

>>19921887

You jinxed it. Are you a secret bear?

>>19921889
As long as there is deflation, they will print and print and print.

>>19921798
genuinely get fucked

>>19921864
Making money tends to make one confident. I guess you haven't gotten there yet.

>>19921861
K cool story bro

>>19921867
Possibly.

>>19921874
>Retarded gibberish

You guys have made a shitty general even worse. I bet most of you don't even hold shorts on anything. I'd bet my house that I own more PMs than all of you combined and I'm not even a doomer. When will you learn? Never I suppose. I'm betting most of you are in your 20's and watched your first Schiff or Maloney video this year. Oh well the market will part you from your money soon enough. The sad thing is you'll still be blaming the fucking Fed and wringing your hands about how "it's all fake." Literal retards.

when is the next corona induced full panic mode with food shortages and overwhelmed hospitals and corpses in u-haul trucks and all that? i wonder if there is anything at all that can spook the markets.

at least everything is down tonight, indicating that this is capitulation rather than a correction to equities. and capitulation is often followed by fomo spikes

Can everyone please do their civic /biz/ duty and go out and spread corona as hard as they can to send these fucking prices back down to March 18 levels again? I want a goddamn redo.

god DAMN that fucking pump

>>19921975
covid was a nothingburger, sorry youve been living under a rock

>>19921858

I could be totally wrong, and the fed will announce tomorrow they are backstopping SPY. I cannot know. But I got to the point where I am ok with that, because I don't want to play that game at this point. I made my dime. I would not be ok with having a second chance to sell at all time highs but then being a retard and bag holding that shit when job losses are worse than the great depression. I still have stocks in my 401k too. But my taxed accounts are cash gang.

>>19921942
They will just piss off all the countries who hold USD in their reserves. The only reason this print-off was allowed to happen is because the other countries are also using COVID as an excuse to print money, so the balance has not been significantly disturbed.

>>19921924
>shut down of the economy
but another shutdown is looming. 40k cases per day again.

KR moons as SPY falls, as is tradition.

>>19921975
All the nursing home fucks that should have died 10 years ago already died. You can't do that over and over. That's why people who think the deaths are linear increases are retarded.

>>19921960
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.
Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

>>19922003
The USA can print whatever it wants because no one can tell them no.

>>19922006
>but another shutdown is looming. 40k cases per day again.
Nah.

>>19921998
what is this then? i am scared. cases are going up in 35+ states. we all are gonna die

>>19921960
tell me about the new pricing mechanisms. I want to know senpai. I'm really really curious. I'm the only person I know who has started speculating on how to price equities in the "new paradigm" with something other than "line go up." please give me something great one.

>I bet most of you don't even hold shorts on anything
>he's buying options when premiums are sky high
>he's not selling fucking options
KEK. time to get off mount stupid fucker.
>I own more PM than all of you combined
post stack faggot
>schiff
>maloney
who gives a fuck, literally who.

>>19922006
>the world has enough testing kits to do everyone now

>cases go through the roof


Oh no we need to lock down, all these people who had covid in february with 0 symptoms tested positive!!

>>19922026
And yet I made $27k this week and I didn't pay for any of your meme degrees

>>19922038
>cases
Doesn't mean what you think it means or what they're trying to make you think it means.

>>19922028
Sure, whatever, Trump.

Holy shit turn on CNBC the Fed is buying SHLL warrants and WKHS calls

>>19922056
holy shit guys a horse just flew over my house

>>19921254
holler at them you limpdick

>>19922029
W H E N
W I L L
A N O N
L E A R N

>>19922026
Cope

>>19922044
It's a pasta anon.

>>19922038
>we all are gonna die
No.

>>19921975
When the weather starts cooling down in the Fall, regular cold/flu season starts, some schools try to carry on as normal in red states, Trump holds rallies, Trump tries to prevent NFL/NCAA from being cancelled because football is manly man American patriot sport, and, God help us, election day.

>>19922040
How to short on RH tho?

>>19921923
B-but buying QQQ weeklys is more profitable

>>19922015
well in all fairness i did notice that even thought the number of cases is increasing, the number of deaths is falling and there is no correlation between them anymore. that means that either there is more testing or the newly infected are mostly asymptomatic zoomers.

>>19922081
Hello CNN reporter

>>19922038
>cases
K, now show mortality rate.

>>19922026
>I have degrees durr
Faggot I actually own a business. You think I can't read a balance sheet when I've built and maintained them? You think I don't know projections when I actually write them, and not in faggot land but in the real world? Taxes? Lmfao. You have no idea who shitposts here, who lurks here and who doesn't.
>Irrelevant drivel about TA
Where do I unsub from your blog.

>>19922081
Trump hates the NFL. He's hated them for decades. Nice job outing yourself.

>>19922110
>>19922092

>>19922083
bigly

>>19922038
calm down and always remember the more cases the more dead niggers

>>19922112
It's cause there's blacks there.

>>19922132
And dead niggers is 100% bullish

>>19922146
is he racist?

>>19922026
Oh and I'm more educated in meme degrees than you, undoubtedly from better schools. The only education in business that's worth a shit is building one, and I'm 100% certain you never have.

If it's not listed on Nasdaq, it's getting hammered tomorrow. No exceptions. The DOW and Russell are kill.
Futures already bleeding like a stuck pig, and getting redder by the hour.

>>19922111
humiliating trips
>Irrelevant drivel about TA
LIIINEEEE GOOOOO UUUUUUUUP. THEEERES NOOOOO PROFIT MARGINS CHOOOOOOKKKINNNNGGGGG HAAAAAHAHAAAAA

>>19922158
every white person with a 3 digit iq is racist

>>19922076
We know anon. As a wise lady once said, "It's pasta all the way down."

June 1st I had $500 free for a new, small position. Looked at WKHS. I'm in Ohio and liked the idea of what they do. Didn't like their financials. Three times since I considered buying and again did not. Woke up to a blood red portfolio and wanted to die.
Oil, of course, goes up and down. Other things go down and likely go back up as well, but hory sheeeit. I'm sick at the thought of blowing my chance at what would have been a huge gain for my poorfag ass. I would have been able to achieve my goal of starting a JMJ position.
Feels bad. Feels really bad. Congrats to those who had the balls to buy it.

>>19922180
I"M JUUUST PRETENDING TO BEEE RREEETAAARRRDDEEEEEEDDDDDD

>>19922132
If you consider that each jogger costs the taxpayer on average $800,000 throughout its lifetime, Corona is actually increasing GDP by wiping out future bills.

>>19921286
>There's absolutely no reason why it should be going down.

>>19922176
why is /pol/ so racist then.

>>19922161
>futures down -0.40%
>"BLOOD RED TOMORROW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET DESTROYED
shut the fuck up and get that reddit shit out of here.

>>19922040
>selling options
Oooh ahh great work kiddo you pop your pimples today too? You're clearly what, early 20's at the oldest? You faggots are insufferable.

>>19922206
/pol/ isnt white

How many of you oil guys are legit boomers?

>>19922212
how old are you, 12?
>premiums are sky high
>BUY DA OPTIONS

>>19922038
What if we're the coronavirus and the Earth is human?

>>19922213
why didn't you mention their low IQ as well

>>19922213
was going to say this

>>19922188
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>19922240
>tries to fit in

>>19922229
How do you know if a premium is cheap or expensive. Look at the break even %?

bought a hooker today

>>19922003
Yeah... so what's the problem?
Everyone's doing it, they can't really be pissed at the US for printing, except for the fact that they want to devalue their currencies against the dollar... which gives them an excuse to print even more.

>>19922196
Bullshit. I guarantee it’s way more

>>19922256
is she cute

>>19922229
Oooh ahhhh anon what an insight really incredible work

>>19922253
Tbf, I'll never not chuckle at that pasta. It's by far the best one.

>>19921660
Conversely, it means tons of bad shit.
- No vaccine all but confirmed
- Immunity lasts less than half a year from memory T-cells priming (because 11% of common cold cases are corona and thus virtually everyone would be immune otherwise)
-- Sub-point: the scam fake as shit artificial ab's created by so-and-so were stated to only last a week at most
- Treatment also all but never happening
- Alternatively to all the above, their so-called unexposed samples were contaminated (they do no tests on those samples, which were obtained prior to the wuhan flu).
The paper also shows that the unexposed group had orders of magnitude lower response in the AIM assays than the infected patients.

See the dashed line on pic rel? That's the limit of detection. Anything at or under this cannot be distinguished from 0. Though I prefer the stimulation index in S3.E, as it shows even more distinctively that the "quality" of the stimulation in supposedly non-wuflu samples is basically nothing at all. In conclusion, even if the data was correct (only 20 samples total, with some bias) and there was no contamination, that would mean that simply being exposed to a corona-based common cold would probably grant 0 immunity or even any kind of relief from the chink coof, even in that small subset of the population that may have the ab's.

>>19921924
Lmao. Please tell me how fundamentals will "continue to improve" as millions are either fully unemployed or partially employed and companies continue to take on highly leveraged debt that they never intend to pay off. You do realize that people need to make money to buy things, right? It doesn't matter if only the government lockdown caused this collapse (it didn't), there is now going to be, at the least, a contraction of consumer spending. Tech was considered a safehaven because people thought this corona thing was going to be short term, move things towards online, not destroy a persons income long term, and not severely affect global trade. All of which is going to happen, or already is. Tech is luxury, it's having its day in the sun right now, but its time will come. There's no reason for a video streaming site that is loosing ground to competitors to be valued at $450. Also, tech is by and far the worst example you could have chosen for proving fundamentals are returning to normal. Tech is a growth and momentum sector. If fundamentals played a part in their valuation, many would be under $100.

>>19922278
>she

>>19922278
he had pretty nice feet

>>19922295
>the reason we're not all immune to the common cold is because immunity lasts six months
Lmao

>>19921877
Yeah I was just.... talking shit

>>19922272
I had no idea what the bottom half of this image (pic related) looked like. Now that I know, I'm going to delete it.

>>19922255
>The VIX estimates how volatile the market will be by aggregating the weighted prices of S&P 500 puts and calls over a wide range of strike prices. More specifically, the VIX is calculated by looking at the midpoints of real-time S&P 500 option bid and ask prices.

>>19922287
thanks, i've trained to not get v&. now answer my question
>What is the new pricing mechanism, excluding "line go up" in the "new paradigm."

>>19922290
it's hard to not enjoy.

>>19921575
CDC predicted 2 million dead without quarantines, aka "do nothing" strategy, and 200k with quarantines.

We're walking towards 200k ever faster. Open cinemas, stadiums, churches and you'll see what we're dealing with.

>>19922303
but it does seem temporary. the economy is slowly reopening.

>>19921236
I didn't make a loss today and i'm sure as fuck not making one tomorrow

>>19922295
>Immunity lasts less than half a year from memory
Your ilk were saying no immunity was possible whatsoever last month. I don't get what you branch covidians gain from doomposting. Go live in the fucking woods if you actually believe what you're typing.

I don't even have to go into why your understanding of the cold virus is absolutely nonsensical bullshit.

>>19921164
Start milking that bitch and sell it at a farmers market

>>19922347
To a severely restricted and diminished level. And as you said, it's going slowly. Slow is not good for making money.

>>19922344
>CDC predicted 2 million dead without quarantines, aka "do nothing" strategy, and 200k with quarantines.
No, it didn't.

>just rewrite the past so we were right

Leftists sure are getting really good at that with the internet and constant live editing though.

>>19922255
learn the greeks
learn about IV crush
look at intrinsic value and realize that everything else added to the premium is speculation, and subject to the forces of speculation.

>>19922374
its not a bitch its a cow

>>19922208
>he didn't sell
kek

>>19922382
No matter what happens from here on out I'm sure of one thing: Leftists and globalist media need to punished most righteously.

>>19922256
loser

Daily reminder bears are virgins and leftists who hate america

>>19922329
The common cold is caused by different types of pathogens, 11% of which are coronavirii. Since the flu season is also when spikes of common colds occur, there should have been a large nexus of the population that has been exposed to it. Since 11% is a large proportion, only people who haven't lived long are likely to not have contracted it at least once. In conclusion, if there is no apparent immunity (judging from infection rates), it must be that the cross-reactivity is ineffective or that the priming lasts very little time (both being very likely hypotheses, and the former being supported by this study).

>>19921691
>>19921638
I'm not sure why people are posting so much Bremsstrahlung radiation around here recently, but I really, really, like it.

That gif is even cooler with sound, by the way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1loGY14elg
Feat. lewd control rods as well.

>>19921164

>>19922303

>>19922351
Schizo posting belongs on >>>/x/

OH SHIT SELL SELL SELL
OH FUCK
MY WIFE'S GOYNA KILL ME
OH SHIT NIGGER FUCK KIKE SHIT ITS GOING DOWN

>>19922456
>Nasdaq
>-0.31%
Tech is always the right choice

and there go the fucking futures again. fuck, man

>>19922382
>No, it didn't.

I watched this live you dumb nigger

>>19922429
That's chernekov radiation.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation#:~:text=Cherenkov%20radiation%20(%2Ft%CA%83%C9%99%CB%88,of%20light%20in%20that%20medium.

>>19921141
>SOXL
you're going to lose 50% on that shit as it reverses frendo

>>19922337
>tranny jannie commits suicide
If only it were that easy.

>>19922468
Let's be real man we all knew this was going to happen as soon as Credit Suisse announced they were de-listing TVIX. Right? Right guys? We all knew this?

Anyway as soon as they announced that shit I pulled back and am 50% cash now. Can't wait to use my profits from XOM to buy more XOM below 40.

>>19922419
At least two of your major premises are completely wrong.

>>19922456
this meme line is solid. it's also around the daily 200. not that the 200 daily has been contentious this year.

>>19922456
i don't know what VIX is but at least it is green so there is hope

>>19921525
Bruh MSFT 200 is fucking cursed. Its signaled the market dump EVERY TIME. I'm going to start using it as a signal that the market is going to dump.

>>19922468
why is everyone getting spooked by -0.5% futures again? with how volatile the market is, it could easily be green by morning, and the real shit wont happen till 8:30 tomorrow morning when all the economic data comes out, then we'll really see where things are headed. micromanaging the futures just gives unnecessary stress fren, wait to see what tomorrow brings.

>>19922521
it literally just hit 200 for the first time this week. you’ve only gotten to test the hypothesis once.

>>19922181
is that you?

>>19922499
I'm all ears anon.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

COMMUNISTS HAVE HACKED THE WHITE HOUSE YOUTUBE CHANNEL

THEY ARE REWRITING HISTORY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2TRmlsmMNU

>>19922520
>this needs to be bait
>check history
>cannot discern

It’s turning.

The markets have every fundamental, technical and psychological reason to. The bubble is about to pop.

The market will likely crab and possibly somewhat decline for around four to eight more weeks. Then we will get the next leg of the secular bull run. That is baked in. Any additional intervention we get between now and six to eight weeks from now, including stimulus legislation, will only ensure that the bull run is greater. It's coming either way.

>>19922525
it's just bears being desperate as usual

>>19921493
SO is the only utility building a nuclear plant.
The only country really aggressive on expanding nuclear is india, and you aren't allowed to buy in.

>>19922560
No, that's me.

>>19922520

>>19922577
take your meds

>>19922336
kek yeah that was my crop...
it works well on it's own though, doesn't it?

>>19922572
I already linked an explainer that will make it obvious. I'm not chewing your food for you.

So can we all agree the market is completely controlled and manipulated by jew media fear mongering tanking it and Powell/fed pumping it?

Anyone have that pic that says
"Dont trust his lies." With a picture of Jerome while a hand is writing that text?

>>19922620
>I already linked a bullshit post by someone who couldn't tell what the + means in CD4+
ok kid

>>19922593
where does the leg up end? I doubt this almost entirely.

>>19922616
>tfw this thread is better for some oddball softcore 2D than fucking market discussion
God dammit.

>>19922587
Sure, dump my stock back to 2014 levels while you are at it Bobo, just buy more then. I have all the time in the world for this to turn around buddy.

>>19922653
Lmao

Masayoshi Son is resigning from SoftBank. Ya’ll know about this?

>>19922660
>2014 prices
based and intentional.

>>19922635
no it's numbers you STUPID FUCK. i have to stop posting in this shit hole.

>>19922659
you know... I should go and repost my DD from last night. Problem is, all anyone wants to talk about is meme-stocks and hyperinflation.

>>19922642

>>19922596
I hate using the word but honestly man this post sounds a lot like cope. The greatest investors of our time have been telling you for over a month to get the fuck out of the market, you have Portnoy and other idiots like that using scrabble to pick stocks and making a killing. Meanwhile every indication is that a second wave is coming, meaning that unemployment rate is going to stay historically high for the foreseeable future. All against a backdrop of widespread civil unrest and political instability...

How much clearer could it possibly be?

>>19922706
>every indication is that a second wave is coming
2
more
weeks
bro

>>19922685
Neve mind he’s resigning from board of Alibaba. Not surprised. He’s Japanese.

>>19922699
it's a shame that I'm only useful for general macro and financials/telecom. rip.

>>19922706
>meaning that unemployment rate is going to stay historically high for the foreseeable future
you don't even need to infer this. the big dog himself fucking said it. iirc, it was something like a 10% expected rate through EOY? it's an absurd number.

>>19922706
>Meanwhile every indication is that a second wave is coming
I had a chat with a fellow businessman whole I respect recently and I asked him if he had heard about the impending second wave and what he thought about it. His response: "Second wave? I'm still waiting for the first." I've found this sentiment to be common everywhere but in the media. I know this may be hard to grasp, but there's a distinct possibility that the actual bubble we're seeing implode isn't a market bubble at all, but a media bubble. A credibility bubble. Food for thought.

Make a new thread

>>19922762

What’s more absurd is that’s a very lowball number it’s easily more like 15%

>>19922786
yeah, i have no idea how high U6 is going to be. shadow stats is going to fucking rest at a a third or something retarded

>>19922721
what's wrong with that?

Tell me about it, give me some of your hot takes, distill it down to what you think is most important right now.

>>19922784
It's not at bump limit
but okay.

BAKING NEW THREAD

So when do we get the third wave and fourth wave? Fucking retards. This shit is never going away. Learn to live with it like the thousands of other viruses floating around or fuck off

>>19922784
Stop being retarded

>>19922816
It'll magically go away after election. Then they'll pretend they always knew that.

>>19921132
>Short gold edition
hiisssssssssssssssssssss

>>19922552
I mean every time it kisses up to 200. Microsoft has done that three times. Once before the COVID crash, once two weeks ago (then SPY crashed), then yesterday (then SPY crashed).

when do we get a 1539th wave

>>19922832

That’s great and I’m looking forward to it but this is the most annoying Jewish scheme to date the next one will be even more shitty and that’s scary. It’s all so tiring.

>>19922872
Well strap in and make your bux with all the down time because they will not be shutting the fuck up about it for the next 4.5 months.

>>19922706
>muh virus

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>19922776
A consensus bubble, if you will.

>>19922855

In feb it only went to about 185. It only crossed the threshold this week, and stayed there for two days.

again, you’ve only tested the hypothesis once. you might as well blame the crash on apple reaching 350

>>19921690
WKHS

>>19922762
i refuse to believe anyone lives like this

>>19922943
this if you love losing money

>>19922897
>>19922776
look, no doubt the insane media blitz is about voting trump out of office, but the pandemic is real, if not as cataclysmic as everyone once thought. and the economic fallout is real, however much of it has to do with political diplomacy over practicality.

>>19922812
If i have a hot take, it's that I'm literally going to play that schizo thread.
>four months of volatility plays and swings
>one month of health care and diversified miners
>ride out heavy weight on PM miners, hardly any cash/hedges.
Less out in left field
>watching JPM and AXP for foreign market penetration
>Entries start about 20% lower than current price however.
>XLU will likely go sub 50 and be a great deflationary/cyclical play
>fallen angel risk and general low yields make corp bonds relatively risky, equities are likely better for entry right now (no i don't support TINA) if you're waiting to enter. make sure to time well or hedge your bets.

>>19922949
i thought this ended with the framed powell, but i remembered wrong.

>>19922960
Panic and ignorance are definitely real, yes.

>>19922966
>>19922966
NEWNEW
>>19922966
>>19922966
NEXT THREAD
>>19922966
>>19922966
DUBS DUBS
GO GO!!

>>19922706
>trying to reason with permabulls

>>19922960
>the pandemic is real


Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>19922776
>100K dead? nothingburger
And this sentiment is why the US has most of the deaths in the first place

>>19922608
It isnt 4am yet

>>19922943

I think it’s as meme as can be but it’s going to run tomorrow too. Don’t buy puts on this shit.

>>19922987
100k very old people who were on death's door to the nth percentile. Many of them were being kept alive artificially, though drugs or other means. We don't have an infinite supply of barely alive people to keep the death count going, which is why daily deaths continue to plummet both in per capita and absolute terms. I'm sorry if these facts offend you.

>>19922968
>I'm literally going to play that schizo thread
what?

I don't understand what you're trying to say either, are those your predictions for what's going to happen?

>>19922597
>tfw you can't do the needful

Who are we expecting to crash and burn more spectacularly?

>>19923045
wee >>19923138

>>19922703
Thanks fren!

sQQQoldier reporting in for duty! What’s that general? Gas apple amazon Facebook Twitter Tesla and google’s stock prices ? That’s harsh sir! Ok ok they shall be gassed.