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https://www.benzinga.com/node/16363082
This horse stock is unironically going to hit $40 this year

What do I put my tanker dividends in to /smg/?

HOLY SHIT GUYS SELL SELL SELL

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/06/24/workhorse-plummets-after-hours-accidentally-put-wheel-on-wrong-side

fuck you

What's the next pump n dump operation

FUCK YOU

>>19915505
inb4 some big whale actually falls for the link and panic sells, causing a massive sell off

>>19915481
okay
this is based

>>19915520
her face could use a bit of work, but that body is just too yummy

>>19915522
your mom's vagina

>>19915522
SUMR

>>19915520

That is one frumpy homely lookn bitch. Why even take a high res image of this at all? And why save and post it? Genuinely confused here

>>19915522
I’ve heard rumors of MVIS. Worth watching at least.

Look at all this FUD on WKHS

>still up +20%

Faggots so salty they missed out

King Kroger survives selloff!

I'm worried lads
I'm going to have to interact with a female human and I'm way too autistic to handle it

>>19915520
fat whore

he's done

what SPACs you in anons

>>19915520
based zishy poster

>>19915481
You're an inspiration to /smg/ OP.

>>19915562
When you want to buy the dip on apple microsoft and amazon but their "dips" amount to 1.5%

Finally in the red of all my covid gains from stock, up $27K in crypto....


What the fuck is this shit, i may be bag holding till december...

Why does OXLC have such high dividends? Are they legit?

>>19915566
give me a rundown on the scenario, I can help

>>19915566
Did you build your summer body to handle a woman?

>>19914862
Pls i want my money back

>down 2.24%
Ouch. First red day in 3 weeks. If that is ever the trend it means we have stagflation and I have no idea how you make any money then except going all in on currency or gold swaps.

>>19915566
Just Bee yourself

/smg/ - Sailor Mars General

>>19915566
Buying some calls on TISM

>>19915555
she looks like a baby machine. would/10.

Ok why is WKHS going back up. I sold

Surely we’re due for a bounce back up tomorrow? Especially if bank stress test results are positive?

>>19915617
>tfw no gf

>>19915566
>I'm worried lads
>I'm going to have to interact with a female human and I'm way too autistic to handle it
Measure her tongue immediately.....

>>19915566
Just pretend they're stocks

>>19915639
i'm guessing the only way in a stagflation environment is to be an options/ day trader.

>>19915613
>>19915617
>>19915641

I got a text from someone I work with that said (paraphrased)
>someone from work has a crush on you

I don't even know who it is o.o
she's probably cute and smells good and doesn't know that I can't interact with humans

That's it im selling everything tomorrow to save my gains and reinvest once this corona shit crashes it all hard again

>>19915671
not the anon, but h..how come?

>>19915662
See >>19915487

>>19915662
Because your a weak handed faggot lol

>>19915566
Buy calls on her wrecked holes.....only you can guarantee they'll be "In the money" by PM

>>19915662
its going back up because you sold

>>19915677
>crush
Whats the job? Sounds like some high school 6 dollars an hour summer job. Adults don't 'crush' on each other, we approach each other and fuck each other in hopes that it relieves the stress and depression of our pathetic lives. Anyway, ever seen that black mirror episode where the guy gives dating tips in real time by talking in the dude's ears? I can do that for you.

>>19915662
Lol never mind., It's dumping again

>>19915639
>stagflation
gold and gold miners. same hedge of TMF sgould be good. utilities for some extra exposure might work.

>>19915662
cuz ur dumb lol
It always goes up in after hours, and it will probably open at +$9 tomorrow

>>19915667
Cope.

Gonna share my CCL DD
>ops suspended through september
>enough liquid to suspend ops another year
>very negative press driving price down
>preparing to sell two old boats for a cash infusion
>$2 annual dividend but currently suspended
>undervalued compared to other cruiseliners

Been watching for a bit and just bought in. We're under $16 so this one is a long hold with I think a lot of value to gain and currently a very high dividend yield once it returns to operation.

What’s the highest WKHS should hit tomorrow ? We already touched $10 today. Will tomorrow just be a retest of $10 and then sell off or are we going higher ?
Also what time is pence speaking at their plant?

>going for 1-2 hour bike rides every day
Feeling much better, bros. It's not even boring, since there's stuff to see in the city and I get time to think and daydream about lewd stuff. t. wizard day trader in his early thirties

>>19915677
You have to be 18 to post here

reminder

>>19915111

AHHHH
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>>19915677
It's not hard to interact with humans. If you're socially inept you can disguise it as just being naturally aloof. Don't make weird jokes or references she won't understand.

>>19915746
for skeptical anons that won't go more than 1%, what price

After losing $1600 and potentially having $1000 more unrealized losses, I can see that I'm too retarded to trade options.

How do you guys actually structure your portfolios? Like your percentage of ETFs/stocks/options, if any. I'm thinking I should just lock in to dividends and only leave 20%-ish for options just to play earnings run-ups.

>>19915758
Give daddy change

>>19915767
Trading at 15.92 right now. I've got a limit order for 15.90 and I'm onboard.

>>19915746

Not a bad choice. I got in in March and I’m still up 10% on it. Wish I’d of sold at the highs a bit under a month ago and bought back in of course but I’m not a psychic. I’ll likely double down if it dips more or dca in further. Long boomer investing isn’t fun exciting or sexy but it’ll pay off.

>>19915727
TMF exposure is why the losses aren't the 6% or so of TQQQ
>gold and gold miners
Already the rebalancing plan (from TQQQ) but originally the indicator for swapping into gold was money velocity. Don't know how you gauge stagflation. Not going to have 1 day redetermine thesis but something I had not considered.
>>19915676
Options maybe. Day trader? Ehhh.

>>19915723
>nvm it’s dumping again

Lol

>>19915722
yeah the "crush" wording was kind of weird.
but at least three of the girls I work with have been extra friendly to me, either recently or in the past, maybe they have realized that I'm not going to ask them out unless they escalate

It is a big boy job but it's kind of a high school ambience because of the age of some of them, a lot of early 20's people fresh out of university

>>19915764
I've mastered the aloofness

I'm worried lads. My coworker jokingly sent a text to some retard we work with saying I have a crush on him. I seriously hope he doesn't come near me tomorrow. He always smells like shit and won't shut the fuck up about stocks.

>>19915653
Jupiter is better

>>19915818
Be sure to present your tongue for measurement.

>>19915750
Pls respond

>>19915750
open at 9.20, close at 11

>>19915818
I've played a devious trick chaps, I told a coworker that another coworker had a crush on him and then sent a fake text saying she had a crush on him and then told her about it

>>19915818
how long is your tongue

>>19915818
>he
is he a faggot, or

L O N D O N
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D
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N?

>>19915823
every girl i met irl who liked jupiter the best was the biggest slut ever

>>19915691
Just do it and watch what happens....

>>19915767

$16 and under is pretty damn solid. It’ll dip again premarket tomorrow is get in then if you intend to. You’ll be holding a month or more but it’s a pretty safe investment.

>>19915804
idk what's really happening with gold, but I want no less than 10% of my portfolio in gold and gold miners right now. I'll be averaging in as I take profits from volatility and other hedges. I don't think it's time to go hard and I don't think that TQQQ/TMF play is over, at least for another month or two.

>>19915723
>$8.90
BAHAHAHA IT SURE IS

Keep an eye on this. Moon mission planned.

>>19915823
she reminds me of my gf.

>>19915723
Sell your shares and shut up >>19915840
Idk if anyone remembers me talking about resistance but this crab and climb shit is even better than I predicted, but I guess on track for their performance this week. Glad I bought. Wish there was a FUD containment chamber

What did the Florida governor end up talking about anyway?

>>19915873
Don't fall for this

>>19915873
I got 20 shares. This thing's going to 10 bucks right?

>>19915891
Raising wages for teachers

>>19915793
>>19915858
i think i'll wait but I appreciate the info.
>it’s a pretty safe investment
I think cruise-lines and airlines have the same fate of retesting the lows

>>19915805
OOOH this is what I live for now. Fuck drugs, fuck bitches. I want to see the fucking green tomorrow

>>19915481
Saying "Cunny" in your fucking header disables bumps on the thread retard, use "Kunny" or something nextime you wanna shitpost

>>19915892

>I hate money

>>19915873

This has been a penny pump and dump for a handful of years now. I’m pretty sure I got in and out two years ago. Keep that in mind.

>>19915913
oh shit i think this anon is right, we are on page 5

>>19915913
o shit we're on page 7 lol

>>19915913

A small price to pay.

>>19915873
>>19915892
In all fairness shlomo was the one who got me looking into ktov and wkhs

>>19915913
lmfao
how do you even know this tho?

>>19915913
kek, whats wrong with cunny

Whatever made today bad isn't going to be turned around without a significant development

And I can't see one coming from anywhere soon... This is ruining me

I'll bake a new one so we don't 404....

Where my TSX winners @?
I think it's time for CHR.
I am going to call this bottom.
The dip today is good enough for me. Time to buy. Yes the divvy is stopped, but once it returns I will eat well.

>>19915957

Are you referring to the market, or your life in general?

No wonder we're on page 7 lmao

>>19915957
Never underestimate clown market bro

>>19915964
>the mascot returns for another day of posting

>>19915953
>he hasnt read the 4chan Threadmaking Rulebook, 2020 edition

>>19915858
>it’s a pretty safe investment.
Ya'll niggas are funny, 0 revenue. using debt to stay afloat, debt to pay interest on debt, share dilution to raise capital. Bought in @ 9 cashed out @ 22. Im staying away chief.

>>19915754
>no replies
Fuck you, faggots. I want to talk about my bike rides.

>>19915957
brr brr

Who is this semen succubus?>>19915431

>>19915989
tell me about your bike rides

>>19916010
>>19916010
>>19916010
>>19916010

>>19915967
now you mention it.... both

>>19915979
These bags are getting heavy fren

non-cunny thread

>>19916015
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>>19916015

>>19915988
b-but my technical analysis

>>19916016
>>19916020
Good job, retards

>>19916016
bruh we're at 110 posts

>>19915988

It’ll pump again. Everything goes to zero on a long enough timeline of course but it’ll have more days in the sun long before then. I’m in under $10 also. Wish I’d of sold the top too but it’ll turn back around before sinking completely. Shits bad but not thst bad and I don’t need the money.

It feels good to see Ron get his shit pushed in after talking trash.
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1275892058633404418

>>19916016
>>19916020
god damnit, i hate split /smg/s

>>19916033
nvm I'm a retard fuck the mods

>>19916020

Fuck that shit. Long live cunny thread

>>19915496
Pfizer! Commerzbank and Invesco

>>19916014
I live in a northern german town, so there's plenty to see. No matter which direction I go from my apartment, there's stuff all around: parks, people and buildings. I usually go in the evening, but it's still hot and comfy outside. Not too many people around, but I sometimes have to put on my mask, since I don't want to get sick. I often stop to buy an ice cream or have dinner in some fast food place. When I get home, I'm tired but relaxed and proud of myself. I've had a lot more energy lately, and everything's looking up.

>>19915431
OK, seriously, who the fuck is this and where can I get more?

I've exhausted the reverse image search resources I can think of.

>>19915545
god I hope not...

>>19915653
not a bad idea...

>>19915754
I like this post
you're a good anon, anon

>>19915913
kek
funny if true

>>19916053
blessed poster...

APOG is a company that builds glass for downtown storefront windows. Their earnings are coming out in 2 days and I expect them to beat expectations due to an increase in orders post riots.
The fundamentals look ehh.

What do you all think?

>>19916036
we have a fortune-teller ITT

>>19916117
do you ever ride bikes with other people

>>19916104
I like pfizer and invesco as well ~~

why are there 4 cunting /smg/'s in the catalog?

>>19916027
>>19916036
Listen fellas, the fundamentals aren't there. But what you do have, is a 6-8% stake taken by the house of saud. I'm not saying it'll go under, i'm just saying shes a tad more risky than "safe investment". pre-corona, CCL was golden, with a sexy div. C-chan nerfed the balance sheet hard. But if your into a turnaround play, CCL has a chance.

>>19916139
I bought some Blackrock aswell from my short profits of today

>>19915481
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19916139
>do you ever ride bikes with other people
No, I don't have anyone to do it with.

I need more sheckles for wkhs. Only got 25 at 7.37. Cope

Cruisin down the street in my c1000.
Jockin' the freaks, clockin' the dough