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>>19910389
Answering interview questions.

Frog posting

My hatetrd of black people

Fire

Real interview answer:
"Sometimes I can get a little carried away with certain projects I feel passionate about. I will not say I am a perfectionists, but I like whatever I start to be done correctly. I have always believed in getting the job done right, not fast."

>>19910389
dunno lol

i sometimes fantasize about gay sex

>>19910389
Meth

I literally had this situation, like literally, 3 months ago when I was applying for a learning position at a bank. They asked me that and I sat there for a whole minute thinking and then replying that my gf complains that I don't reach out enough. lmao the woman loved the reply and i got the position kek

>>19910699
Nah that sucks. You have to say “A weakness that I am aware of is [something not required for the job] and I am actively working to improve my skills in this area and should be proficient in a year’s time”

>>19910389
I sold my LINK suicide stack a while back

>>19910389
>My massive dick. It can upset the whore's throat when doing anal.

discord pump mission: zJnXW5

>Interviewing a candidate
>He says his greatest weakness is that he tries too hard
>Reject him from the position

For real though coming up with answers for these questions ahead of time is interviewing 101.

>>19910389
I can't help myself but make the same thread over and over again

>>19910913
Is it a good answer to say I sometimes get carried away with reading too much of the background literature? This is unuronically true

>>19910999
The concept is fine but to make the answer stronger you want to tell it through an example. Talk about a time where that actually happened and how you noticed it and corrected.

>>19910752
Fucking lol

“What’s your biggest weakness?”

“Well my girlfriend says I have a small dick so”

“Welcome aboard”

I'll only do the absolute necessary and will take the longest time to do it.

>>19911654
Based.

BITCH IM A GOD!

>>19911035
only if women are involved in hiring. that shit is played out and no one wants to hear a bullshit answer. say something truthful but not detrimental, obviously. last time i had that questioned asked, i just said "well, i haven't had much experience communicating with clients or professional meetings, i'm a bit weak on getting projects". didn't matter a whole lot since i was essentially a grunt, and showed i know my limits.

>>19910389
>I speak too fast and I have terrible handwriting
Basically acknowledge flaws that they can already see but are irrelevant for the job.

>>19911986
i actually mentioned handwriting once too, basically said if someone has to take over for me on a project, i gotta type some of it up for them instead of just handing my notes/interviews

>>19910389
I work too hard and I am too much of a perfectionist.

>>19910389
by far my greatest weakness is talking to cucks like you. its obvious i have the required experience and canhandlle this job - yet you faggots want to play games.

>>19910389
loose sphincter

>>19910652
/thread

you're hired

>>19910389
I have a bad habit. I don't want to talk about it.

>>19912077
If you actually say this to anyone in a hiring position you've failed already. This is the dumbest non-answer you can give, the only thing actually dumber is saying "I'm lazy".

>>19910389
I can only cum when HR sluts cry while I rape them

>>19910389

>I'm not very good at public speaking

This is super common, relatable and unless you're applying to a public speaking gig usually not threatening.

>>19910389
>silence
>the room starts smelling funny
i fart

>>19910389
>Well I guess tha- OH GOD, OH NO, YOU'RE ALL GOA'ULD! NOOO! DIE DIE DIE DIE! Whew. That was a close one.

>>19910389
I literally care too little

I can be quite stubborn, which can be good or bad depending on the circumstances

>>19913627
Don't think the world yearns for a stubborn Wendy's chef, Cletus.

>>19910389

Cheese. Sometimes my entire meal consists of enormous portions of cheese. The problem is it slows down my digestive system to the point that my shit get congealed into large, densely packed turds. So big in fact they tear my sphincter when I use the bathroom (usually public toilets to avoid having to deal with the typical clogging issues). I then have to sit on my special pillow for the rest of the day and let it heal.

>>19910389
Sir my biggest flaw is Im a workaholic and sometimes I underprice myself. I hope you wont hold it against me

>>19913731
HR seems to like it. I mean $300k ...

>>19914977
>Im a workaholic

>>19910752
lol

>>19910389
Stop looking at me like that fucking nigger

I'm just too good at making money.

>>19910389
Shush up! Sh-shut your mouth. Shush! Shut your mouth. Just shut your mouth! Shu-shush up maam! Shush!!

That's too personal. I'm sorry to rebuff you, but we don't even know eachother. Next question.

>>19913247
Corporate positions always have sections about presenting development and investment strategies to managers and clients though, so I've avoided this..

>>19912953
What if you are lazy, fucking interviewers man

Public speaking or formal briefings. At least that's what I say at interviews

>>19910760
Almost there. I think you actually DO want it to pertain to the job but as a soft skills. Something like "giving better critical feedback". It shows you understand this soft skills is valuable, that you have done self reflection and identified where you need to improve and also you should be answering this question in a way that shows your plan to address this. Something like "I actually started scheduling 1:1's with my direct supervisor and I've had a goal of giving at least one critical feedback each session. Nothing serious yet but it has definitely opened up our conversations more". Then you can toss the question back at them. What is the feedback culture like here?

>>19915413
By the way if you do get asked OPs question and you answer like this you will most likely get hired if your hard skills are up to par.

t. tech recruiter and LINK holder

>>19913871
>cheese
Welcome aboard, anon

>>19915413
This guy FUCKS

>>19910389
Not hating niggers and kikes enough.

Nice reply would be "public speaking". Everyone fears speaking public, so it's not like you're actually admitting something terrible. To make it better, you can add something like:
>I realize this is one of my strongest weakness, and that's why I am trying to improve myself by attending toastmasters

>>19913871
"I like to think of it as a strength, though, because it means I take less bathroom breaks"

>>19913247
I always go with this

>>19910677
That'll be a strength soon