/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19897817
Here’s to you, linkers

It was a dinghy full of refugees, anon.

>>19897817
I'm sitting here waging in a dump truck dreaming of this

>>19897817
Beautiful

>>19897860
I’m sitting at my home office desk ignoring phone calls and emails to watch the charts. We will both make it. I’ll see you there.

>>19897869
same and i'm butt naked.

>>19897857
In some ways, we are but refugees. Fleeing the cage in search of a better life. We are about to make landfall and everything will be ok.

>>19897898
does that landfall include a yellow Lamborghini aventador s?

>>19897860
I'm stuck in army training until nov. Gonna get my ass kicked for almost three months straight starting in august.

After that, I'll be free. I'll see y'all on the yacht

>>19897904
If that is your desire. For me it’ll be a ‘stang or an older Aston Martin. But to each linker his own, that’s the beauty of it.

>>19897930
hmmm are you on old linker? old as in age? 35+?

My version of making it is impregnating 100’s if women genghis khan style. Hope fully I’ll be able to lure in women with my money then pump and dump them

>a 5mt nuclear war head delivered by a Dong Feng 5 ICBM airbursts within 1.84km of my location at an altitude of around 5km
>I am instantly incinerated
>My final thoughts are on the triviality of material wealth

>>19897926
>>19897869
Can we for real please have a yacht party

>>19897958
Why so you can get raided and tortured for your link stack? Don’t be stupid

>>19897904
this nigger wants life to a dj khaled video

>>19897944
Almost, 32 year old boomer.
>>19897948
Chainlink unironically fixes this
>>19897958
Plans are underway

>>19898021
it literally a fucking sexy looking car, why would I not want it? I can mogg on people during the weekends when I travel to the beach and other areas.

>>19898031
figured you were on the older side in your taste of cars, good taste though.

>>19898015
I'll bring an uzi 9mm

>>19897948
>a nearby IoT sensor records a temperature of 100,000,000°
>This information is verified on-chain
>My "die in a nuclear blast" insurance pays out
>Chainlink use case confirmed

>>19898076
I'll bring my oozey 9cm

>>19897817
Is 2k enough to make It?
That + 0,08 LP

>>19898089
how strong are your hands, i'd read up on arbitrum. Sergey and his team has locked this project down, chainlink will be use for anything data information flow related.

Arbitrum is the only fucking solution right now for scalability and the arbitrum token is unironically the chainlink token.

>>19898031
>tfw your duck won’t work by the time we make it

32 yo boomer checking in too

>>19897817
Based and catamaran pilled

>>19898118
That problem was fixed 20 years ago

>>19898147
Sure I can take a pill but I still won’t be in my prime with out taking roids.

>>19898107
Very strong hands here.

>>19898172
can't you just buy the testosterone therapy like bezos?

>>19898118
I'm 31 and my duck quacks just the same or even more. I'm not the least bit worried about that part. I'm going to be on so much test/tren/gh I'll need 5 wives using all three holes swapping out just so I don't break them.

>>19898180
I might be called a retard here but I don't think LINK will stop at $1k, there a very good chance it will go to high 4 digits and low 5 digits.


So hold onto your bags until 2025/2026 and let see if the WEF is right.

>>19897817
Got some unibomb to get more money in a few days to get more link.
Will I make It?

>>19897817
Original was way better, why rewrite something and make it worse

>>19898207
God I wish

>>19898205
Born '86 here suppose that makes me a boomer. Biggest part of making it then fucking sluts won't be hiding it from my wife or getting it up. It will dealing with women talking bs nonstop. How to cope anons

>>19898207
Thanks for the hopium, fren

>>19897860
Looks comfy.

>>19898244
dunno if we get to my ideal price target by 2024 will be a 29/30 yr old millionaire slaying all the puss old man.

>>19898244
I plan on having a place big enough so each has their own room. The marriages won't be legal, just religious. I'd make an earnest attempt to keep the peace but if she's too bitchy I'd just cut her off. I'm trying to get my wife warmed up to the idea of just a second wife for now. My exgf was great and current wife has a lot of problems. At this point she provides next to nothing in my life so at least with making my ex a wife I could find something to appreciate about the first wife. Probably the biggest part is screening hard, I was foolishly blinded going into my marriage but again it's not legal so I'm not terribly fucked at least. Maybe it's cucky but I like taking care of her if she belongs to me, I just want what I want. Clean house and good sex. I feel like I ask very little. I don't even want my wife to work so she'll have energy for this yet she still fails here. The hardest part is finding a good person who won't change. Five wives in mostly meme, two or three is more reasonable I think. You do have to love them equally and share time equally on dates and one on one time, so I'd get overwhelmed. It will be nice to always have someone down to play with me though. Between five of them I'm sure at least one won't be 'too tired' or 'feel gross'.

>>19898207
I agree entirely. $1000 is literal fud. Imagine being a government or a corporation looking in to blockchain now, the signal that China, google and EY is sending is that if you’re not integrating chainlink you’re not going to make it. $5000+ plus is reasonable if not probable.

>>19897817
>mfw I blink and I’m standing on the deck of a catamaran holding a glass of champagne, just off the coast of Dubrovnik
Korčula is better

>>19897817
>I whisper through a breaking voice "what the fuck was that?"

>>19898079
>death triggers a resurrection smart-contract
>revived in 3042 AD
>transfer consciousness into VR
>"digital immortality" achieved
>initiate project Phoenix
>"true immortality" achieved
>initiate project Amadeus
>"God mode" unlocked
this is the future for link marines

I have only 178 linkies, am I allowed on the boat?

>>19897817

>>19900357
I do too.
Fuck.
What do we do?
Sell shit and buy link?
I have no idea what I’m doing.
All I want to do is fly sweet airplanes and make sex with flashy fems

>>19897817
They're going to make movies about us

>>19900859
OP here, you and I are probably twitter frens

How much to make it? And because of all the different definitions I see on here, let's define exactly what each is: suicide stack vs make it stack.

>>19900859
Movie poster will look something like this I think

>>19901049
Since $5 was the final top, 200k would be a make it stack ($1M). It's the same thing as a suicide stack because it induces suicide when the price returns to 10 cents.

>>19898636

I get so sick of incompetent women. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

I've only got 206 linkies, but I look forward to the coming events nonetheless. Happy for whoever makes it big. The real value for me is the memes

>tfw only 1000 link

>>19897904
no it includes playing wow everyday and fucking my gf in raid breaks, also includes paying for sister's college, older sister's mba, making mom retire, buying her and dad a new house in a nice city, and having enough money to never work again.
tfw 28 year old boomer here and i wouldn't buy a lambo if i have jeff bezos' money... because why?

>>19901287
My girl just fucked up my doctors appointment. She said it was today but it’s actually tomorrow. Made my ass commute 45 min just to turn right back around. Keep in mind I’m going to the doctors for a fractured vertebrae and they wanted to do bloodwork. I’m one more fuck-up from doing what this king did.

>>19897860
This is the kind of anon I want to see make it

>>19897869
Posts like this make me think the local top is in

to the jannie that banned me yesterday for 'posting in a roll thread' which i didnt

suck my ass

>>19902499
hey you finally got those dubs

>>19897817

>All the retail investors of the God Protocol, that was propagated by the Luciferian elite/Saturn Kabbalists, all drunk on a boat together in the middle of the ocean.

Yea I'm going to pass

Also adventure just ending is laughable, it will literally just be beginning.

Still waging in my dump truck btw

>>19902566
King

Rolling for quad 7777's for my forever hodl

>>19902193
you will have nowhere near that amount of money, you delusional retard

>>19901287
Hah, I've heard your story before anon, maybe 3 years back in the mists of animeposts

>>19902540
awesome

>>19902683

Its call copy pasta, now new are you? Seriously, it must be your first day here

>>19900859
I was expecting a "Not you" on Astro's face, kek

>>19898244
You ignore the screeching of women. If you have a stack used your roof you let them sorry their shit it and don't get involved. This applies to all female use cases. Kick one or two out to make an example if needed.

>>19901287
>told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you.
One of these days Alice, pow, right in the kisser

>>19902566
How's the job fren? Does it pay well?

>>19902566
Based and DumpTrackPilled