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>>19895059
nah i'm sure future tech would come up with something for ya

>>19895059
>he cares about the size of his penis
It literally doesn't matter, women are there to pleasure men, not the other way around.

>>19895059
Plastic surgery if you’re really that insecure senpai

>>19895089
You cant get plastic surgery on your dick and plus that sounds horrific

5.5 is tons, I'm about that size and I have slept with dozens of women

>>19895059
if you make it you can just hire high-quality hookers and it wouldn't even matter.

>>19895088
Very based

>>19895059
if you make it 5.5 inches doesn't matter

it's the same argument as short people make. If you're a fun multi millionaire enjoying life a woman will come a long who'll like you

there are hundreds of millions of people with penises ur side and they all have gfs

>>19895059
Just do a light jelq routine and wear a stretcher device for 4 (preferably 8) hours a day. Guaranteed inch in 2 months. You can probably go +1.5 inches before you hit diminishing returns. Stay away from extreme shit like clamps. You want gentle, sustained forces on your dick for long periods of time to achieve biomechanical creep. Brief, intense forces (like erect jelqs or clamps) "feel" like they do more but really all they're doing is injuring the penis and promoting scar tissue formation (kills gains and can even shrink your penis or turn into peyronies).

Slow and steady and you can hit 7" easy. Stretching usually gives some newbie girth gains as well so it's win/win.

>>19895275
Doesn't that just make your sick long and thin though?

>>19895059
It doesnt matter

>>19895059
Humble brag, anon?

>>19895059
Women are meant to be pumped and dumped.

>>19895313
eventually yes but at first you will gain girth proportionately because the stretching is actually loosening up the whole tunica and letting it expand to its maximum potential. These are the 'newbie gains'. After that point, you are actually slowly tearing and rebuilding the parallel fibers of the tunica, and that will be mostly length gains from there on out.

Targeting girth is trickier, the best method is using a vacuum device (air or bathmate) at low pressures for long durations, but this is obviously a lot harder to keep at than wearing a stretcher since you are tied down to the device for the duration. You also have to deal with bulgier dick veins if you use these for a while, which is either a pro or a con depending on your attitude (for me it is a con)

>>19895088
women get the most pleasure when you use them as a fuck toy

>>19895275
This might kind of work but it's dangerous.

>>19895059
Invest in crisper.
Biotech a

>>19895059
imagine obsessing and relying on dick game to please a woman. What are you? A faggot?
If you're not confident or enjoying the sex and she can feel what's on your mind, then it's going to be shitty sex for you and her.

>>19895275
This is absolutely gonna destroy your penis. How are you even gonna get erect when your dick has been stretched beyond what it's supposed to be?

>>19895494
light jelqs and slow steady stretching? How is that any more dangerous than e.g. stretching your hamstrings or any other ligament/tendon to achieve better range of motion over time?

>>19895607
>stretched beyond what it's supposed to be
The only meaningful constraint to how big your dick gets is the tunica. It is a tough inflexible outer layer like a sausage wrapper. It can still be stretched gently over time though. The rest of your dick is just veins and spongy material (corpora cavernosum) and they'll expand fairly effortlessly to fill the space inside the tunica, no matter how big or small.

Again I am not advising risky techniques link clamps. Slow gentle stretching is not extreme or dangerous.

Just screw Asian women anon>>19895059

Who cares what women think

>there’s nothing I can do about it
You can cut the tip off to even it out to a perfect 5 inches

If you know how to use your dick 5.5 is plenty. At least you’re not the anon who rants about how god fucked him over and that he needs limb lengthening surgery. Find a smol Asian.

>>19895752
your penis isn’t a tendon

5.5 is average, meaning if a woman has slept around she's seen a lot smaller

>>19895059
Dissociate from "sex"

As far as you're not a manlet even with a 5.5 dick you can satisfy a girl.

If your a manlet there is no hope.

>>19895469
how do you stretch it? just pull down on it?

>>19895059
you can compensate by shoving a dildo up their ass at the same time

I am a grower and i erect at 6.8. Girls fucking love it and come back to it always. Not too huge for them and some girth. Sorry to hear OP

>2020
>sex
ngmi

>>19895059
>He doesn't know about the penis pump

what is the perfect penis size bros?

My chad friend keeps trying to set me up with girls but I don't know how to tell him that I'm insecure over my cock size. I just tell him I'm not emotionally ready to hook up and he gives me a sad look.

The last time I had sex was 4 years ago I don't know what do even do anymore.

>>19895115
you can. Some rich guy died from it last year. https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-billionaire-ehud-arye-laniado-died-during-a-penis-enlargement

5.5 is fine bro, stop watching porn
I’m packing the same and have slept with tons of women
No girlfriend has ever complained

>>19895088
Nothing makes you feel more like a man than pleasuring a woman. I’m sorry you’re such a fag.

>>19895059
Your penis length is tied to the price of a cup of coffee

>>19895059
>tfw 6.5 inches and girthy
feels gud. I need a woman in my life. maybe my match will lead to something. she's nice.

>>19895059
So you will continue to be poor, fat, short, and small penised with no good business/dating prospects. Just shitposting on the chan.
Cool.
Enjoy!

8 inch chad reporting
yep.
my experience ? women love it.

>>19895059
>mfw 4.9
you should be happy OP, 5.5 is average at least

in reality as long as u have decent moves and ur shits not shaped weird ur probly good.

doesn't it just get bigger the more you have sex anyway
just like any muscle that is frequently used

>>19897390

>>19897322
this is very concerning

>>19895059
Mine is 4.8 inches faggot and Im a 6'1 white european. Deal with it. Fuck bitches

>>19895059

>Tfw only 6 inches and circumcised

Kill me.

>>19897071

6.5 maybe 7

Don't believe the FUD OP. 5.5 is fine and woman saying differently is a shill. Men saying differently are gay

How do you properly measure your peepee?

>>19895059
Look faggot, this here unironically has the potential to completely change your life. It will take for you some degree of intelligence, but a shit ton of determination and consistency. You will have to tug your dick around every day every other day for years to see results. But it fucking works. On my momma it works. The road ahead waiting for you is filled with greatness, but you CANT be a fucking pussy. Be warned.

Good luck, dicklet.

t. Ex dicklet

https://www.thundersplace.org/en/
https://www.pegym.com/

inb4: i doesnt work! Scam! Too dangerous!! Peee poo pee poo pee

Stay mad, fucking bitch. I would fuck your gf and make her cum in a way she was never able to experience in her life.

>>19897131
>is possible
>you die
Bonus kek

>>19895059

5.5 is actually not a bad size, most important thing is girth. And even then, if you have a pencil dick, there is more to life than pleasing a woman.

>>19898278
I have a pencil dick

>>19897322
>.9
bro just round up

>>19897980
If this works, why is this the first time I've ever heard of it? Seems like any and every man wouldn't mind and extra inch.

>>19897980
I believe this works. I just didn't stay committed to it long enough to see results. Thunder's Place has been around a long time and they don't shill anything.

Got an incel cousin with a 9 inch dick. Dick size don't matter if you can't talk a woman into sex, not unless your into the Brock Turner thing.

> mfw 6'5 with 7 inch dong master race

>>19898325
Bro you'd be surprised these dudes out here got weenies bro like under 4" you are fine lol. Just please pay for a hooker

>>19895059
Start measuring in centimetres. Only read urological stats from Korea. Stop watching pornography. Be rich and enjoy your mammoth penis.

>>19898742
It takes hard work and perseverence. Successful routines can involve mutiple hours of effort 4-6x a week. And wearing an all day stretcher is basically always recommended (can't hurt, almost always helps with sustaining and cementing gains) so then you have to suck it up and deal with wearing a bungee cord wrapped around your dick 24/7 (ideally - the more time the better).

Sound like fun? It becomes all-consuming. It works, but it's not for the weak of heart. Of course we'd all like to take a pill and gain an inch. That's not the way it works though. Only the strong survive.

>>19898742
Because if it does work you have to put in a lot of time. You can spend months playing with your dick and not see any gains. A lot of these guys who claim 2 or 3 inches have been doing it for over 10 years.

>>19895059
>net worth is almost 2 million dollars
>still a 29 year kv
I would honestly trade it all away and start from scratch if I could have a 8x6 penis and be 6'3.

>>19895059
light jelq and even lighter stretching routine 3-4 times a week

t. made 0.9 inch gain 2 years ago and still got them

>>19897071
7" with good girth. Big enough to be impressive, but not so big to be intimidating.

Is it possible for it to shrink? I Could swear I had a 6 incher when I was younger but now it’s more like 5.6.

>>19895059
You can use it

>my penis is 5.5 inches
Don’t worry anon, 4.5 inches is enough (adjusted for online bragging)

>>19895088
not being able to make a gf cum with your penis is one of the most immasculating things a man can experience. you can feel when it happens. I've only not been able to make one GF cum with my dick cause her vagina was really deep and it fucked my self esteem up a ton because she didn't respect me

Just get a bathmate retard.

>>19898742
For the same reason 9 out of 10 traders fail. For the same reason most people don’t become rich in their lifetime. For the same reason people get disgustingly fat and hideously looking and stay that way.

Because it takes hard work. A lot of work. It also takes a lot of time. A LOT of time. It’s not something you are going to accomplish overnight.

It takes 2-3 fucking months of preparing daily, going to the kitchen and warming up the rice sock, warming your dick up, stretching, jelqing for 30 min - 1hr without cumming or falling in the temptation of masturbating, warming down, then doing kegels for half an hour (literally twitching your anus over and over again) for you to MAYBE, just MAYBE (your genetics also play a part on how fast you can gain, as always) see some half inch of gains.Then you are not even sure if they are true. You are still going to doubt yourself. “Did i stick the ruler way too deep?” Etc. There is a whole psychological aspect behind it.

I have a whole ass theory behind why PE did not make into the mainstream, it’s not that simple. But pretty much: for the same reason most people are not fit despite it literally prolonging your life. For the same reason people wagecuck and stay poor until they’re old in the first world where there are opportunities in every corner of the streets.

>>19897572
Based

>>19899127
You got fat

>>19897178
Gay and insecure

>>19895088
Based

>>19895059
buy link and your wealth will be an extension of your penis. girls don't care about the length and girth of your peepee when you are filthy rich , they might cheat on you though but that's only natural because all , and i must repeat ALL women are whores

5.5 inches is more than enough. If the woman you're fucking complains about your dick size than you don't want to be with her anyway.

>>19895059
Mine is 5.5 girth.
And It give me anxiety feeling it’s pencil thick.
Prevented me to ever sleep with a girl, actually self sabotage myself to don’t take my pants off and a 26 years old virgin.

>>19899215
Bro I have the same thing. I’m at 6 inches which I’m more than happy with. But her vag is so deep she barely gives anything but a grunt during sex. She says she’s never came before in her life, so yea but still I’ve never not made a girl cum and now I decide to settle down w a good girl and I can’t fuckin make her feel pleasure. What do?

>>19895059
I don't understand. A handy aesthetic smalldick is the thing to have. Do you want to look like a brainless donkey with oversized genital organs? Ngmi

>>19901749
Stop dating used up whores.

>>19901870
Lmao yea maybe you’re right. But she’s a high fashion model (modeled for Gucci, Versace etc.) and as a body count of 8 which is the lowest I’ve come across (other than weirdo bitches who have like 2 bodies but are so fuckin weird) and she cooks cleans overall treats me like a king. So Idk bros, a lil conflicted but if I could make her coom it’d def be better.

>>19895059
> ARPA moons
> make body bigger

it's all so simple biz

>>19901919
post a pic of her modeling work

Date a guy with a shallow vagine

>>19901958
No lmao. Not tryna get reversed google image searched.

>>19901919
>weird bitches who have like 2 bodies

The absolute state of the United States of America

>>19902094
*Germany

>>19895088

Based and patriarchpilled

>insecure about dick size because tall and think I should have a foot long dick due to porn
>get one of those fleshlights designed after a pornstar’s pussy
>my dick literally bottoms out in it
exact moment I realized I was gonna make it

Little less than 7” long, but I’m 6” girth. Length is a bit of a meme desu. Every girl I’ve been with goes nuts over thickness...only con is sometimes requires a ridiculous amount of foreplay.

>>19895059
become a pedo

>>19895059

I have given dozens of girls thousands of cumulative orgasms with my 5.5 pipe. That’s literally exactly average you porn-warped cumbrain. Stop blaming your dick for your problems

>>19895059
Better than 3". Make it with Suterusu gains and then buy a new dick.

7.5 inches and 6ft tall... Might try these meme cock workouts wouldn’t mind rounding it up to 8. Gf can’t handle the dick as it is but heh, lets fucking punish her lads...