/biz/ - Business & Finance

Probably buy a modest middle-upper class house, some furnishings, and a decent car, then just chill out for a while

>>19894014
This and also purchase an Ukrainian or Hungarian sex slave or two

>>19893995
i will steaking linkies

>>19894014
>>19894085

boring, but ill accept it

>>19893995
i'm going to front run you at $999

1st thing I'm going to do is hire an accountant and make sure I spend only my interests per year...I know i'm boring.....

what do you expect me to say? Hookers and Blow?

I am muslim so i would probably just fund a new mosque in my city

>>19893995
I would try to fund the right leaders so my country can thrive.

I'm going to become a secret benefactor for children like Great Expectations that are a few people removed from be show clear promise (intelligence, character etc) at an early age and set a smart contract trust that gives them LINK dividends they can't touch until 18 (maybe with some stipulations they can access some of it) if they aren't ruined by that age. Ideally I can guide without giving my identity from making mistakes and seeking the truth and introspection above all. I'm going to open a business too but I should be able to do all of it

Probably relocate to the u.k./Europe and open my own bookstore and live comfy.

>>19894014
>>19894453

Once you are not tied by wageslavery, a whole new world opens. You can go where you want, live where you want, do what you want. It's not all about how you spend your money, it's about how you use your freedom.

I want to travel the world free of stress and worry. Just take my time to see interesting places and meet people. Mountain biking in Scotland, meditation and silence in Japanese countryside, bouldering in Croatia. I'll make my plans completely on the fly and enjoy the exhilarating feeling of complete freedom.

For me? It'll be violently raping my female family members and then fleeing the country to a secluded south pacific island where I'll marry a native. But that's just for me.

probably sell approximately half and stake approximately half
I have a small stack though, so with $1k per link I would just barely have enough to pay off my debts and go on a vacation to japan and try to swing trade the rest in other coins.

>>19894964
this or make minimum payments and see if they're serious about college debt forgiveness

>>19893995
save the world by destorying the debt based curency system and the central bank, then the world population will decrease insanly while robots like chainlink automate everything, heaven on earth baby 14

>>19893995
Shit on my boss desk

Can an oldfag or autist who knows their shit reassure me that 1000 is enough to make it? That's all I could afford.

>>19894524
Great a new terrorist training center

>>19895930
No, that will not make it.

>>19894014
pay off my girlfriend's student loans and then pay for my mom's house, oh oh and then buy myself a big mac.

>>19893995
>VERY first thing, is run to my facebook and post
You really must be wrong here. Go back.

Create more forms of passive income then a nice long meditation/yoga retreat.

>>19895930
Do you consider 500k-1 mill enough to make it? Probably not quite you may have to hold hall your stack till 2026 and hope it reaches the 5k range.

>>19894825
Agreed. This is the real purpose of "making it", to do whatever you want when you want without worrying about anything

>>19894825
This would be after you properly stash your money into the right interest rate accruing portfolio or asset right?

:D

>>19895930
That gives you $1 mil. Stake that shit at 6-7% and you could live a lower middle class life living on just the rewards alone.

Literally dumping right now

Should I buy Link now or wait until it drops again in a week?

>>19893995
i'm gonna fill up a bucket of water, submerge my ass and fart as hard as i can

>>19893995
Tyrone will see your post and extract your bitcones, efferyums and link tings with the $5 wrench

Buy 50 hot dog stands with pajeets running them yelling HOT DOG all day long
They will be my army pajeet HOT DOG army.
If you are rude I make them sell hot dogs outside your house

>>19894524
You should go back to where your grandparents spawned, build a mosque over there and make that a better place. And take as many muzzies with you.

probably still live in poverty because of taxes, there will never be a reason to celebrate or feel good

>>19894825
God I want this so bad.
>>19896541
True. I don't even want a mansion, sports cars, or my own island. I just want to be free to travel wherever I want whenever I want, and eat and drink whatever I want, without having to worry about money, at all. I'd get a nice apartment and a nice car, and that's mostly it for material possessions. Maybe I'd get a boat.

>>19893995
>>19894324
>>19894908
>>19895890
Take a hit out on these people

Im just gonna buy a condo, buy my mom a benz, give some money to my brother and sister and then chill man

will 23k be enough for this?

>>19897013
Why this guy?>>19894324
Seems pretty based ngl.