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19887835 No.19887835 [Reply] [Original]

>What is $STONKS?

A token that's value is derived from a balancer pool of protocol-layer defi smart contracts made by a BASED aussie /biz/nessman.

>More info?
The website is badass and here for your viewing pleasure.
https://stonk.dev/

>How to pool?
1 click pooling across the 7 holdings is hosted on the website, simple.

>Trustworthy?
Codes public here, check for yourself.
https://github.com/stonkdev/STONK

>By investing in $STONK, you are investing in an index fund of DeFi's leading projects. Value in $STONK and value in the pool directly benefits all DeFi projects involved.

>discord
/qg3rMpN
/qg3rMpN
/qg3rMpN

>We've been added to coingecko & coinstats!
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/stonk
https://coinstats.app/en/coins/stonk
Price information should update once the sites recognize uniswap trading activity.

$STONK is also now tradable on a new order book DEX exchange - bamboo relay (now verified!):
https://bamboorelay.com/trade/STONK-WETH

I heard another exchange might be upcoming, those listing fees are pretty hefty..... but hey, thats stonks for you!

>New medium article explaining pooling to idiots
Now on a medium article here: https://twitter.com/stonkdev/status/1275451518750097418

>> No.19887869

>>19887835
Holy fuck the pooling and liquidity mining on this shit is lucrative.

>> No.19887887

>>19887869
wish more people would actually do it. apparently anything explained it more than 2 sentences is too complicated for /biz/

>> No.19887931

I'll be pooling 500K, it means the price will dip in case anyone want to buy some cheap stonk

>> No.19887989

>>19887931
There are some good guides on their discord. I can't believe how much people can make from pooling and getting 0.88% of the trading fees across the pool.

Meme name, serious project.

>> No.19888090

>>19887989
Meme name, serious project, and also the BAL rewards will boost our earnings. Win / Win for everyone.

>> No.19888119

>>19887989
honestly STONK is memey but at the end of the day it’s just a play on STOCKS, it’s not that bad

>> No.19888159

>>19887835
WE MOON NOW!

>> No.19888183

Someone explain how you get the 0.88% trading fees in the pool? Are you getting the equivalent rewards in BAL at the end of the month?

>> No.19888290

>>19888183
yes

>> No.19888492

Pooling right now, buy the dip guys ;)

>> No.19888525

>>19887835
Brainlet here,

if I don't have enough ETH, how do I pool? I thought pooling needs equivalent amount of ETH/STONK.

Can I just throw in STONK without ETH?
pls explain why it's profitable

>> No.19888595

>>19888525
you get BAL tokens based off the activity in the pool. You can pool as long as you have a non-zero amount in each of the pool tokens.

https://twitter.com/stonkdev/status/1275451518750097418

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19888627

>>19887887
Will happen soon when whales take interest

>> No.19888738

>>19888627
kek thats weird anon I bought approx 410000 stonks yesterday

>> No.19888750

>>19888525
Somehow the dev built one click pooling in his site before STA lmao

https://stonk.dev/#interface

You can just throw any one of these currencies in and it'll automatically balance it out to stonk's BPT. BPT is a share in the pool.

It's profitable if you understand the market and know how to time it, and you can withdraw huge value regardless of the health of the coin. Say you pooled at 15c on STA and then STA crashed down to 2c, you had 20k usd worth of value at 15c and now if you withdrew it in STA you'd have millions of shitcoins that you can't sell on the market. Well using the balancer you can withdraw that same value in legit coins, in STONK you could retain and withdraw the same value in ETH link or some other blue chip that you could actually sell without influencing its price. So even if stonks was useless in a month you'd still be able to withdraw the equivalent amount of value from the balancer pool in the currency of your choosing.

>> No.19888839

>>19888750
>one click pooling
>for uniswap
fucking retard, noke is working on one button pooling for BAL this week

>> No.19888875

>>19888750
pls give me 888888

>> No.19888902

Alright, I’m in

>> No.19888904

>>19888875
>>19888888

what was it?

>> No.19888928

>>19888750
I don't own any that is the problem, I barely have lunch money of ETH and that's only for emergencies

>> No.19889068
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19889068

>>19888750
It's profitable if you understand the market and know how to time it, and you can withdraw huge value regardless of the health of the coin. Say you pooled at 15c on stonk and then stonk crashed down to 2c, you had 20k usd worth of value at 15c and now if you withdrew it in stonk you'd have millions of shitcoins that you can't sell on the market. Well using the balancer you can withdraw that same value in legit coins, in STA you could retain and withdraw the same value in ETH link or some other blue chip that you could actually sell without influencing its price. So even if STA was useless in a month you'd still be able to withdraw the equivalent amount of value from the balancer pool in the currency of your choosing.

Yes you retard I replaced stonk with STA and STA with stonk in your pathetic designious text because they're literally the same thing. Except STA has 300k+ liquidity balancer while stonk has like 12k lol .

>stonks already bleeding like a shitcoin
not even 3 days old and already dead LMAO

>> No.19889118

>>19888902
>Alright, I'm a retard about to get dumped on
typical biztard

>> No.19889612

>>19889068
literal only reason it has higher liquidity is because of starting injection. The actual technology of stonk, is superior to STA, and since the amount of liquidity and volume in stonk pools is skyrocketing, this isn't even an issue.

>> No.19889719

>>19889612
LMAO what """technology""" it's literally a STA copy paste contract, except it uses require instead of assert and names the destroy function burn and some other irrelevant shit.

Like do you really stoop this low to blatant lying just to shill your scamcoin? Pathetic

>> No.19889733

Alright I accumulated 1 million STONK at these low prices. Let's pump. $2 by July 22, 2020.

>> No.19889764

>>19889719
Different burn rates, better pool. Audit put of more adjustments than names in the code lol. Overall tweaked to make the pooling run smoother.

>> No.19889904
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19889904

Mooning bro’s
Millionaires bro’s
Al in together bro’s
Fomooo
Early

>> No.19889928

>>19889764
again with the blatant lies

>better pool
it's got defi instead of same cryptos, that's not any better, just different

>Overall tweaked to make the pooling run smoother
no functionality got changed from STA

are you saying that the burn rate is what makes it easier to pool? Well that's false. The only thing that the lower burning changes is that you don't have to increase the slippage tolerance.
But then you're left with an inferior token that burns 3 times less than STA, so actually stonks is not only inferior to STA in pool liquidity, community, name (investor appeal is important) but also inferior in tokenomics.

>>19889733
I don't see your transfer, liar.

>> No.19889949

Lol get your shitty logo together, I see different ones every day, but this always was a joke wasn't it.

>> No.19889955
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19889955

>>19889928
warning this is is a scam
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Shape
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Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
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Swidity
STONKS

>> No.19889959

>>19889904
price is still the same as >>19889068

seems the stonk """community""" are a bunch of parasitic scummy liars, who would have thought.

>> No.19889967

i am losing money on this piece of shit project

>> No.19889986

>>19889928
>defi instead of same cryptos
should read
>defi instead of safe cryptos

>> No.19889987
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19889987

>>19889949
OP is just a random image. This is the de-facto official logo I think.

>> No.19890024

>>19889967
no shit retard

>> No.19890027
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19890027

>>19889967
accurate picture of stonks

1eth 32k stonks

mooning bros fomooo

warning this is a scam

>> No.19890064
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19890064

>>19889987
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Unibomb
HexBomb
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Ghostv2
EthX
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Shape
$Dark
Coingeckocoin
UniShare
HODL
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SYUPYA
Podium
Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity
STONKS

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Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
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Midas
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Pivver
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Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity
STONKS

>> No.19890092

>>19890024
>>19889986
>>19889959
>>19889928
>>19889719
>>19889118
>>19889068

You sound really angry here boy, all good at home big boy? You cant get that both projects are due to success and you can actually hold both?

>> No.19890117
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19890117

>>19890092
Muh Dev remove liduidty to advetise
muh fomooo
muh earlyyy
muh statera clone
muh lambo

>> No.19890192

>>19890092
it just feels so good shitting all over you bag holders' heads, it's so easy because you have 0 arguments as to this being legitimate and not a blatant cash grab.

>> No.19890421

>>19890117
>>19890064
XHex
Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
$Dark
Coingeckocoin
UniShare
HODL
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SYUPYA
Podium
Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity
Ethereum

>> No.19890588

Guys money is about to flow back into Statera. Just sell now to avoid getting completely rekt

>> No.19890698

>>19890588
warning this is a scam

warningin this is a scam

XHex
Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
$Dark
Coingeckocoin
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HODL
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SYUPYA
Podium
Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity
STONKS

XHex
Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
$Dark
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Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
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STONKS

warning this is scam

warning this is a scam

warning this is a scam

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19890753

>>19887835
>1USD EOM EDITION

either delusional bagholder or one of the scammers running this thing lmfao. If STA can't break 8c with 400k liquidity how do you expect STONKS to go to a dollar with the 16k liquidity this shitcoin has managed to scramble together?!

It was a good run and if you made profit, well done. If not i'm sorry - The discord tranny PnD crew has absolutely no loyalties, and if you got burned you need to take it as an expensive lesson in not fomoing into coins

>inb4 seething bagholders start attacking me

>> No.19890902

>>19890753
Okay Pajeet

>> No.19890983

>>19888119
I was doubter too but then I embraced the meme. Lots of breadcrumbs on Discord of what is upcoming. literally stonks

>> No.19891080

>>19890698
sorry your parents never loved you anon but spamming your shitposts wont make them love you

>> No.19891090
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19891090

>>19890902
>>inb4 seething bagholders start attacking me
>Okay Pajeet

It really is that easy to work out who has the heavy STONK bags

>> No.19891121

>>19891080
warning this is a scam

warningin this is a scam

XHex
Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
$Dark
Coingeckocoin
UniShare
HODL
unilitecoin
SYUPYA
Podium
Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity
STONKS

XHex
Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
$Dark
Coingeckocoin
UniShare
HODL
unilitecoin
SYUPYA
Podium
Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity
STONKS

warning this is scam

warning this is a scam

warning this is a scam

>> No.19891147

>>19890192
Wathever makes u happy fren

>> No.19891243

>>19891121
how is this a scam? please elaborate. I am curious

>> No.19891286

>>19890117
I mean whats better, selling STONK to get money to advertise? Or taking out a small percentage of the Liq that is not locked up in the smart contract?
STA hasnt done shit with advertising if you havent noticed, hopefully this project does better.

>> No.19891313
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19891313

>>19891243
Elaborate
Muh coin muh utility
Elaborate on muh coin

>> No.19891338

>>19891121
ok i'll bite on your my parents dont love me shit posting...

How is STONKS a scam. dont just spam more retard posts actually with words logic and reason explain how STONKS is a scam. You wont cuz you're just a smol peepee loser that's trying to fud for cheaper prices. A tactic as old as time in crypto. So either be a man for once in your life and back up your words or fuck off to some other thread where lil bitch pussies like you can cry

>> No.19891341

>>19891286
Day 3...

>> No.19891354
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19891354

>>19891286
Statera did ‘‘tis Statera did that
Muh coin is better than Statera
Muh dev remove liquid cuz he had to
Not a scam bro
Get out glowie

>> No.19891366

>>19891338
This unironically

>> No.19891411
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19891411

>>19891338
How is muh coin a scam
Elaborate
No good response to muh question
No good rebuttals
Mooooning
Fomoooo

>> No.19891513

>>19891411
You seem like you'd vote liberal.

>> No.19891576
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19891576

>>19891513
You’d vote liberal huh my guy

Fomooooo
Moooooninggg

>> No.19891592

>>19891411
yeah that's exactly the reply I expected from a bitch made faggot absolutely seething he cant get cheaper prices. Just get what you can you bitch baby faggot. I will never understand this pathetic unmanly behavior or mindset that someone will try to burn it all down just cuz they cant get the token for 0.06 instead of 0.07. Just screams unmanly little bitch baby faggot that cant handle reality. but this is why you're an eternal virgin and your parens dont love you and you have no real friends. Seethe more bitch baby

>> No.19891600

>>19891411
>>19891576
you seem like you do meth and brag about it on the internet while larping about being rich and getting your /FATHER/ to shill sta (which you never did)

>> No.19891623

>>19891411
Why can't you explain why you think this is a scam? Is it because.... you want to cause FUD?

>> No.19891636

>>19891600
also check em before seething more.

>> No.19891677

>>19891576
This is some low energy banter

>> No.19891887

Aaaaaaaaaaa were dumping nooooo

>> No.19891931
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19891931

>>19891887
this explains the coingecko price decrease

>> No.19892000

>>19891931
pretty sure the coingecko issue had something to do with someone buying 1 stonk for 20 bucks or something. Price isn't accurate right now from what I understand.

>> No.19892079

>>19892000
Lol how is it even possible

>> No.19892171
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19892171

>>19887835
ATTENSHON.
EKHEEEM

>> No.19892206

>>19892079
bought on bamboo relay
someone bought one stonk for 2 eth, lots of millionaires were made on coingecko that day

>> No.19892267

>>19889904
>>19889955
>>19890027
>>19890064
>>19890117
>>19890698
>>19891121
>>19891313
>>19891354
>>19891411
>>19891576
butters is that you? are yyou seething because they deleted the sta discord? lmfao

>> No.19892532

This and STA are extremely comfy holds

>> No.19892695

But I’m still looking for why this over STA... they were first and i think their pool is better... am i missing something?

>> No.19892722
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19892722

>>19892695
Then you gon be lookin forever m8

>> No.19892758

>>19892695
Expectation of DeFi bullrun specifically when compared to all crypto, cheaper buying price right now.
Also the potential to swing between STA and STONK if they pump and dip at different times for ridiculous gains.

>> No.19892777

>>19892695
>But I’m still looking for why this over STA.

Different coins in the pool, and a different team. If you are bullish on Defi then STONKS is good. At the end of the day they are just two different index funds

>> No.19892796

>>19892777
fuckin checked
thats stonks

>> No.19893179

>>19892695
No reason atleast now when the BAL came out. Statera pool way more volume.

>> No.19893217

>>19892777
>liquidity : 13k
It's like you guys don't even believe in your own project

>> No.19893274

>>19893217
of course they don't, they know full well that once it (if it ever) reaches 1c again the massive dumping starts

>> No.19893288

>>19893217
Thats not a terrible amount for where the project is currently, plus people want to probably put STONK into the pool when the price increases.

>> No.19893327

>>19887835
STONK goes MOOOOOON!

>> No.19893409

>>19893288
>Thats not a terrible amount for where the project is currently
The fact that it isn't 0 yet is impressive enough

The liquidity has also halved since yesterday lol. The PnDers are leaving

>> No.19893467

>>19893409
what? the liquidity hasnt halved... what are you talking about?

>> No.19893525
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19893525

>>19891931
this explains no a scam hahaha
muh coin
muh statera clone
muh noke remove liquid to advertise
muh racism

lol moooning bros
foomoooooo

>> No.19893559
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19893559

>>19893525
moooooniing bros 1 ether 30k stonks
early broos moooningg
stat killer

>> No.19893594
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19893594

>>19893327
thanks for the bumps normiee
were moooning bros
lambooooos

1 ether 32k stonk so early broos mooonying
were only going up

warning this is a scam

warningin this is a scam

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Midas
Mythical Games
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warning this is scam

warning this is a scam

warning this is a scam

>> No.19893620

The stinker stonkers have no shame in their game. Go back to your own threads or continue to portrait yourselves and your projects as clowns.

>> No.19893655

>>19893594
Low effort FUD

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19893680

>>19893467
Somebody pulled out 10k liquidity from the pool earlier LMFAO

The rats are leaving the sinking ship

>> No.19893701
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19893701

Bonks Bonks Bonks

>> No.19893758

>>19893701
muh noke said he needed liquidty for advertisin

not a scam

fomooo 10k liquid remove ffrom pool chill out bros were only 3 days old, stat is 22 days and theyre only pumping cuz were gonna pull rug


warning this is a scam

warningin this is a scam

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Unibomb
HexBomb
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Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
$Dark
Coingeckocoin
UniShare
HODL
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SYUPYA
Podium
Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity
STONKS

XHex
Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
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warning this is scam

warning this is a scam

warning this is a scam

>> No.19893841
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19893841

>>19887835

People actually sold STA for this shit.

>> No.19893962

>>19893841
The people that sold don't deserve to hold statera desu

>> No.19894040

About to dump 350k when we hit 1 cent.

>> No.19894043

>>19893680
that wasnt the Balancer pool.... That was the uniswap pool. Which is still very large, https://uniswap.info/pair/0xe0a08fd1366b5b4cf256db1a85b6eb0e01aacbce

you are getting them mixed up

>> No.19894064

Wtf I keep trying to domscum UVXY and I keep losing all my money. How do I trade this shit

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19894290

What a faggot. More proof that stonklets are priced out at 4 fucking cents and made the whole thing as a tantrum.

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19894554

>tfw the STONKS dev and a couple discord trannies coordinated the FUD campaign so they could scam STA panic sellers and then use their scammed ETH to buy discounted STA

Pretty clever desu. Kicking everybody out the discord was a pretty smart move as well as raiding the telegram straight after. The rich get richer once again

>> No.19894685

>>19894554
wat, you do realize that same group of people made an unofficial discord AGAIN right? And that Abu deleted it? Of course Abu wouldnt say he deleted it, but whatever you can believe him.

>> No.19894729

>>19887835

MAKE YOUR OWN BIZ, become the scammer, not the scammed.
>>19894257

>> No.19895413

>>19894290
see
>19893957

>>19894729
Your thread highlights the fact that stonks changed the code for sta to fix the universal slippage issue as opposed to making a zero effort scam copy like you're suggesting others do, thank you.

>> No.19895454

>>19895413
fucking shit
>>19894290
you know the drill
>>19893957

>>19894554
But everyone who holds stonks is holding sta for the most part. Can't you say the same for people fudding stonks that hold sta? "They want to suppress the price to get in early etc"

>> No.19895483

literally a scam, have fun dumping back to the ground floor

>> No.19895515
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19895515

>>19895483
Kek just got confirmation about someone interested in adding 20k usd to the pool. We got our own mini John and at such a critical time! Guess we'll see~

>> No.19895562

I've just added 10ETH. Why not, with so many gains on it lol

>> No.19895884

>>19893594
>>19893758
smol peepee rage

>> No.19896863

Bought.
The.
Dip.

>> No.19897865

>>19896863
I'd buy the dip but I'm already put all the other coins I'm willing to sell into it lol.

>> No.19898054

>>19896863
Bruh copped a fat bag in the dip

>> No.19898068

>>19895483
Can you point to how exactly they are going to scam?