/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19872872
Is it too late to hop on KTOV bros?

Short term VIX futures barely re-entered contango (decay)

Long term VIX futures are still significantly in backwardation (appreciation)

Conclusion:
Long term VIX futures have never been this much in backwardation.

Short term VIX futures are tetering back and forth between backwardation and contango signalling either a massive pump or massive dump.

>futures

WKHS

Mike Pence is going to the Midwest for the unveiling of the Endurance Truck

>>19872897
When are you going to transition?

Cheapest broker in my country still charges 4 bucks each commission. I can't trade this way, can I?

>>19872890
>Buying near a 52 week high based on a rumor
>not even a single source can prove the merger
>company based in Israel

sure go all in

>>19872905
how do i make the most off workhorse? Calls? Buy all the stonks?

daily reminder that wsb mods are fags who will ban you for mentioning any SPAC tickers now

>>19872912
sometime in the next five to ten minutes

>>19872921
You can but you're gonna have to be very picky about your entries and exits.

I wish I understood options better. I bought DraftKings at 18 and made a lot of money on it, but I could have made so much more!

>>19872923
Unironically, WKHS will be $30 by September

Screen cap this

>>19872922
Alright see ya on the moon or the sun. Depends on if the bears are still hibernating.

The whole point of making it is to then be able to acquire cunny

>>19872929
What does SPAC mean

>>19872948
buy at a dip tomorrow for $5.75?

First for what do you invest in to feel better with no friends and a shattered family.
No drugs nor booze.

>>19872953
cunny is for fat jewish pedos

making white children like that is for respectable human beans and not molesting them

>>19872953

>>19872948
This
>Has actually sold electric trucks
>tech stock
>ohio factory bid for USPS trucks
>price point 10 by analyst but it will go over because again tech
This market is all tech now who cares what it is, electric tampons? im going all in

>>19872976
stocks !!

I matched with a cute girl I super liked on Tinder but I'm not rich yet bros.. I coulda been like $50k rn if I hit all these fucking Pump and Dumps perfectly these past couple months..why am I so dumb?

any other cruiselinecels here?

The pain is immense and the future has never looked bleaker.

>>19873051
should i long norwegian

it looks juicy to me

>>19872929
Why would you use reddit?

>>19872966
A SPAC is a IPO mystery box company. Put money in, wait to see what company is acquired and you bought shares for.

>>19872902
There's no stipulation about the same stock when it comes to day trading. If you buy something on the same day and sell it on the same day, it's a day trade. So if you bought a stock in the morning and then sold it that same morning, that would be a day trade. But if I was to buy the same stock later in the day and hold it until the next day, that would not be considered a day trade. Unless of course, I sold it the same day as when I bought it. Then I would have two day trades in one day for the same stock. All that matters for a day trade is that the stock entered your hands and left your hands on the same day. There is tax things that have to do with purchasing the same stock though. Make sure you broker is lenient though about using those three day trades under 25k.

can’t wait for friday ship gains.

>>19873037
I mean
we could all be billionaires if we knew the future

So how long until this rally ends? Tomorrow? End of week? Until previous ATHs reached? End of July?

Tfw if you had this kinda money you couldve risked it big and made big gains or lost it all too...

>>19872902
There's no stipulation about the same stock when it comes to day trading. If you buy something on the same day and sell it on the same day, it's a day trade. So if you bought a stock in the morning and then sold it that same morning, that would be a day trade. But if I was to buy the same stock later in the day and hold it until the next day, that would not be considered a day trade. Unless of course, I sold it the same day as when I bought it. Then I would have two day trades in one day for the same stock. All that matters for a day trade is that the stock entered your hands and left your hands on the same day. There is tax things that has to do with purchasing the same stock though. Make sure your broker is lenient about using those three day trades under 25k.

/smg/ throw me a scrap. what positions do you hold? Help me find something so I can recover from my tanker assfucking. Is WKHS or KTOV still feasible or will I just be holding the bag again

>>19873051
fucking kek
>>19873079
october babey

>>19873079
What rally? The only stocks pumping are random tech and penny stocks.

>>19873051
>up 50% since last month
bro wtf are you even expecting

>>19873060
>A SPAC is a IPO mystery box company. Put money in, wait to see what company is acquired and you bought shares for.
you can lootbox on the market?
that sounds like a terrible yet amazing thing...

>>19873089
thats bagholding united

buying the top of ktov right now

just wait for somethin you like

maybe cruise lines

>>19873087
>not happy about making $11,000 in two days doing nothing

>>19872905
I'm starting to think I should just go all in on meme nu-energy and technology stocks

>>19873037
Since you know you can't satisfy her anyway send her my way bro, I have more than 50k

>>19872991
its alright i reported him.

>>19872953
found the pedophile

>>19873089
WKHS is going up every day this week

>>19873126
Thats not mine...I just edited it to post as a joke on here.

>>19872890
Nope , we are going to the moon , hop aboard friend
>1500 shares checking in

>>19873130
Go back to r!ddit faggot

Are emerging market stocks or bonds worth investing in?

320k monies.. i can't fucking believe it my dudes
i did it

>>19873087
nice photoshop skills kek.

>>19873089
WKHS is going to be over $25 by EOY

>>19872922
This.

KTOV is gonna be Amarin all over again

These SPY puts hurt... I really thought shit was going to go down. Learn from your mistakes and move on /biz/ ...

>>19872953
Anon, go check your door.

>>19873163
nice

>>19873161
only a little bit

>>19873163
I only have half that.
How do I get your monies?

>>19873186
I would wear a gas mask too

>imagine the smell

>>19872922
Sounds like something someone who missed out would say , cheer up bud

>>19873202
Go all in on WKHS that's what I'm doing tomorrow fuck it

Where are my $SHLL faggots at?

>>19873185

The moment I stopped being a bear, I made money. It was too simple and easy. I don't like it. It makes me uncomfortable, like it's all gonna be taken away from me. I unironically felt more secure losing money. I like making money, but I'm anxious.

>>19873015
Their trucks look like shit and are manufactured by hand. Definitely aren’t in any position to be rolling out mass production anytime soon. But if you’re betting on them vs Nikola. Workhorse is the better scam company

>>19873089
i put in $2K into TSM because my buddy convinced me well that semiconductors are the future. His portfolio is ~$100k and it's literally compromised entirely of AMD and TSMC (50:50).

The only thing I don't understand is how he is so bearish on everything else but he is holding AMD strong with a 3 year outlook. I haven't done my DD but I'd have assumed AMD was already priced in for profits like 5 years ahead. That's why I only took his advice on the TSMC portion.

>>19873088
Is the sale of a stock and purchase considered a day trade as well. For instance. I sold soxl at a morning high. Then I buy back in a huge dip the same day. Wouldn't that also be considered a day trade.

>>19873089
TQQ/TMF 50/50 if you firmly believe the market will not crash into an unrecoverable mess, massive gains compared to anything else while being somewhat passive
probably wouldn't hurt to toss in a percentage into an un-leveraged ETF but the more you put into other things the less gainz you'll make but your portfolio will look less of a massively volatile mess

25% AAPL
25% AMZN
25% MSFT
25% NVDA

The cheatmode portfolio for longterm investors that aren't index/ETF brainlets. The only stocks you will ever need to buy for your longs. Just hold forever and enjoy barely getting effected by any future recession while still doubling or tripling the S&P every year.

>>19873247
Yes. Either direction.

>>19873242
I feel the exact same way senpai
I think I'm just a very negative person naturally, and that translates to being bearish all the time

>>19873163
you're that tqqq and soxl guy?

>>19873181
If you're not an idiot KTOV is fine. If you bought near .60 last Friday and sell at open tomorrow, you can recoup your initial investment and keep some in there. Do you guys not know how to swing trade? This shit isn't hard.

bitch I'm holding them calls

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>>19873051
im here bro, just

>>19873254
what if apple drops 10% and then the rest stay the same you will have wasted 10 years of your life

mentally ill boomer folio

Thanks Navarro

>>19873309

>>19873305
>what if apple drops 10%
Then the dip will be bought by everyone and their mother within a day or two

Anyone have $FMCI?

YO WHAT THE FUCK

>>19873309
I didn’t see that coming.

Shit......they discovered my insidious plan......

>>19873309
This is bullish

>>19873244
okay boomer

>>19873242
>>19873283
I just can't help but think we are going to see a strong dip soon. Either that or we will crab downward over a long period of time as earnings reports coming in, the effects of the past 3-4 months really take hold, etc.

take the SPAC pill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VFNO-ISd-8

>>19873339
I'm in for a few shekels

>futures

Yo baggie futures tanked
was that you? Thanks man

>>19873341
probably this >>19873309

>>19873339
based and spacpilled

don't own much at all, not completely sold on Tattoo Chef yet

may do more reading into it

>>19873344
>retarded zoomers think they're the first ones to uncover shorting
Everything, they just pollute everything.

>>19873370
Quick rundown on this stock?

UH GUYS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUTURES

>>19873334
and then theyll get dumped on because nobody is going to buy a coronavirus tracker that alerts the police if you have coronavirus and you try to walk outside illegally

>>19873239
>shll
in
mentioning SHLL will get you permabanned on wallstreetbets thanks to one of the cuck mods

how much do you own currently?

What the actual fuck is going on? Like wtf? Is this because of the China deal shit!

wat

>>19872897
>futures mattering at this hour

>>19873398
they make meme food sold at grocery stores

>>19873309
Remember when the threat of trade war bullshit tanked stocks? It wasn't even all that long ago

>>19873142
>>19873179
Please anons I can't take another fomo dump again.

>>19873245
My first buy was AMD at $2.02 lmao. Sold at $15 and was an ETF fag for a while because of life before getting back in the game.

>>19873223
Based

>>19873433
>futures only matter when it's in my favor

DUMB FUCKING BULLS
AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAA
IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19873433
>futures

now I'm fucking pissed

>>19873467
How much do they pay you?

>>19873352
I thought so too
but at this point, anything goes

Fucking finally. Jesus goddamn Christ this shit took long enough.

The bogs just dumped the fuck out of basedbeans.

>>19873458
As much as I love green dildos, they're worthless at this hour.

IVR looks tempted but if they've diluted themselves where's their ceiling for the near future? 7 or 8?

>>19873433
It does when they drop over 1% in a few minutes

>>19873352
You people seem to think everyone invests the same way you do. Tell me, do you truly, truly believe that expected earnings aren't already priced in? Do you truly believe that jew stock brokers who do this for a fucking living haven't already hedged bets based on the fact that earnings will be down? Ffs, you people are so daft it's actually insane. Will there be dips? Yes, but nothing compared to March where literally 90% of the world went into lockdown. How do you people manage to function in society with 0 common sense? NPC tier brain function. There's a reason your dumb ass is always 2 steps behind the market.

HELL IS COMING

>>19873051

I’m heavy into them but I got in at the march bottoms so I’m still up like a lot A LOT. not happy with the dip though I’d of rather sold the top and moved my money elsewhere. Can’t win them all though, still green all around and that beats the fuck out of red.

>>19873247
If you owned the SOXL you sold in the morning before the market open, meaning you owned it the previous day, then no, that trade is not a day trade.. But if you were to buy more SOXL that day and then sell it that same day then that would be considered a day trade. Read up so you can avoid being marked a PDT.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern_day_trader
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/trading/05/011705.asp

>>19873352
I'm gonna exit most of my positions come Q2 earnings of the big boys.

>>19873280
Nigga, what?

>>19873309
Unbelievably bullish

>>19873484
they dumped the fuck out of everything when they released the China fud

PLEASE I JUST WANT TO DUMP MY TANKERS AT BREAK EVEN I'M STILL DOWN 28% ON FRONTLINE

FUCK

>>19873416
I got in with 150 @ $16.70. Thinking about liquidating the rest of my portfolio to DCA up my $SHLL position. Also, why are they banning retards from shilling $SHLL?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19873487
bruh fuck ivr
just stay far away, its not going anywhere for a while

>Nasdaq 10K party is going to be ended suddenly and violently any second now
blood everywhere

If you didn't sell as soon as you saw this news then you truly are an irredeemable fucking moron.

>>19873403
It dropped 100 pts? Who cares. Futures are a meme anyway. All low volume.

I'm comparing results from my own dataset of daily close prices (obtained through alpaca), etfreplay, and portfolioanalyzer. I find that none of the 3 seem to agree. My returns sometimes match etfreplay but not pv, or vice versa. When the returns match, usually the drawdown matches with the other datasource. For example, I see a max drawdown on soxl of ~66% (same as pv), but my max drawdown for aapl is >38%, which matches etfreplay. However, my returns estimate match soxl on etfreplay better than the converse, and similar for aapl. The date rate is 2015-01-31 to 2020-05-31 in all cases.
Any clue what could be going on?

don't worry guys i'm on the phone with jerome and he's getting dressed

> futures
I just liquidated my last holdings of TVIX too.

Why is the market so obsessed with China trade deal Jesus fuckin Christ

>Gold pumping

>>19873529
Futures have relentlessly pumped the market for 2 months, brainlet. They matter.

>>19873163

Put some aside for the tax man. They’ve locked up and tortured celebrities who didn’t pay up, there’s no telling what theyd do to some random nobody.

Which type of investment has more misrepresentations that are actionable in the law. post-COVID? ETFs or REITs?

>>19873500
No for instance bought in Monday. Sold Thursday morning. No day trade. It tanked all day. Bought back in on Thursday right before close. So I sold previously held stock. And then rebought same stock. Within the same day

Bears about to be hoodwinked by bullish traders again

>>19873548
>They matter
No they dont. Whatever futures showed the night before flipped by an hour of trading.

>>19873367
Thanks for the video, fren.

>>19873487
buy my bags

>>19873305
Why do people say they like kpop dancing
Its just literally jazz hands

they keep sliding

It’s just gonna go back up like it always does

>finally capitulate and cover my short future contracts
>china fud out of nowhere
I'm so fucking done dudes

Everyone, be careful what you say here. The SEC is watching these threads so don't even suggest anything that could be construed as pumping and dumping. You have been warned

>>19873540
a based casio watch man always knows exactly when is the right time to exit

>TQQQ mooned
>TMF barely red
>new Trumpbux
Oh yea, its Doombull time

wtf people still give a fuck about this meme trade deal FUCK OFF

>>19873436
What's its price target? Does meme food have potential to moon?

hey fucking incel 4chan virgins. answer my question
>>19873550

S&P500 Futures as of now

Alright that should have trapped enough /es shorts, time to go back up

>>19873599
>when I sold my spy puts today and bought calls
Just take my free money I don't need it

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bet he is talking about phase 2.

>>19873599
Nasdaq futures are more relevant right now, S&P is just following

>>19873554
No, not to my knowledge. It's a purchase and then sell. Not a sell then purchase.

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>>19873599
NAVARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19873578
>suggest anything that could be construed as pumping and dumping
me with your mom LOL xdddd

>>19873569
you're welcome
I almost don't want to tell anybody about it but even Barrons has written some articles about SPACs lately

>>19873619
He lives! Forgive me, I was weak and cashed out around 165.

Fags on stocktwits are saying the China deal is done. Any updates?

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>>19873619
are you gonna be VXX chad or what

>>19873578
Fuck off nigger the SEC doesn't do shit.

>>19873597
I’d guess it’s REITs. They have more pressure to fudge numbers because anything that touches real estate ate shit during the lockdown. ETFs not so much since Jerome is buying them straight off the market to keep them afloat.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST SOLD PUTS

No one remembers last Monday

>>19873651
whatdidyoujustsaySECversion.pasta

I hope to GOD futures pull their usual shit and reverse.

>BREAKING: FEDERAL RESERVE TO ADD CHINESE EXPORTS TO BALANCE SHEET
BREAKING: FEDERAL RESERVE TO ADD CHINESE EXPORTS TO BALANCE SHEET
>BREAKING: FEDERAL RESERVE TO ADD CHINESE EXPORTS TO BALANCE SHEET
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>BREAKING: FEDERAL RESERVE TO ADD CHINESE EXPORTS TO BALANCE SHEET
BREAKING: FEDERAL RESERVE TO ADD CHINESE EXPORTS TO BALANCE SHEET

>>19873627
I think it's both. I think I got double dinged one week and didn't know why and was looking it up. I think it was on ivr. I had been holding REITs forever. They mooned I sold my MFA. Went to ivr. It started tanking heavy. I sold. Then tried to buy back in at end of day on ivr think I got double day trades that day.

>>19873660
You probably did a smart move, assuming you can buy back lower.

I day traded TVIX today to lower my average and successfully did so only for the market to super crash literally minutes after I finished using my day trades lmao

>>19873661
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-china-navarro/white-house-adviser-navarro-says-china-trade-deal-is-over-idUSKBN23U02Q
>White House trade adviser Peter Navarro said on Monday the trade deal with China is “over,” and he linked the breakdown in part to Washington’s anger over Beijing’s not sounding the alarm earlier about the coronavirus outbreak.
>“It’s over,” Navarro told Fox News in an interview when asked about the trade agreement. He said the “turning point” came when the United States learned about the spreading coronavirus only after a Chinese delegation had left Washington following the signing of the Phase 1 deal on Jan. 15.
>it's over

How will this affect WKHS?

shrugged of corona hype today, tomorrow was looking to be green, all my stocks up AH..... then this

every time my bags look to be lightening, they get twice as heavy

just put 3k into my RH account, lets GOOOOOOO

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>19873702
are you even paying attention, zoomer?

oh boy I can't wait for apple to be down 1% and my unrelated energy stocks to be down 5%

>>19873694
Oh fug.

Alright, it seems the initial dump is done and we'll lightly bounce for awhile until the Asian/European markets open and react to the news.

Limit down tomorrow (^:|=

>>19873662
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT FUCKING STOP I JUST FUCKING BOUGHT TQQQ

>>19873309
more like thanks TRUMP YOU STUPID FUCK. CHINA JUST GAVE TRUMP THE MIDDLE FINGER

i get that you are all very much so oohing and aahing over very important tiny candles and bounces back in forth in your "stonks" but i have a much more importnat question for anyone who knows what theyre doing.

where would there be more legal problems due to unethical practices/misrepresentations post-covid:
>ETFs
or
>REITs

it wasn't supposed to end like this


why would drumfh allowt his knowing full well this would hurt the stock market/economy at least short term with elections coming

>>19873681
They will. If anything the end of trade war stuff means no more price war between countries. Its bullish entirely once the market prices it in and settles from initial panic.

just buy TSMC and hold for at least a year or whenever the US plant shit gets 100% confirmed, they're playing both sides anyways

Still voting for Trump.

If TVIX does spike and gives me a good amount of $$$, one of the things I intend to do is bet around 2k on his victory.

Every fucking time. I actually get into a good swing position some shit like this fucking happens. Jesus fuck.

>>19873718
fucking this

for some reason DENN will tank (further) off the back of this news

DIP ALREADY BEING BOUGHT
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alrighjt I just shorrted the dow, you guys should see it go up from here now.

>>19873715
fuck I wanted to buy more puts, hopefully I have another week or two.

>>19873681
>>19873742
Misread it. Means back to sanctions. But still bullish. Msft doesnt need china.

and i thought crypto panic dumped like shit

first it was muh covid

now muh china deal

never fucking ends

The problem is if trump rips up trade deal his 2020 election chances take a big hit and then you have biden in charge of trade..

So it's not a big deal to hold into nov elections. I think market will drop but it won't be as severe as earlier drops.

>>19873509
You should have dumped those long ago. unless you plan to hold for months

>https://www.investing.com/news/economy/white-house-adviser-navarro-says-china-trade-deal-is-over-2209266

>>19873739
Ahhhh I’m scared. Is it REITs? Is that the right answer?

>>19873759
>what is a bear flag
I mean things don't just go straight down. We'll see the most significant movement when the Asian and Euro markets open.

China might fucking wreck our futures before opening.

>>19873578

Fuck niggers Fuck jannies Fuck the fed and Fuck the SEC

>>19873717
yes I am, going all in on puts

>>19873782
No it won’t. Every dip will be bought. The fed deleted the free market. We only have a gov controlled market that is a national security asset.

>>19873781
I don't know. I have been doing research into ETF litigation these past few weeks and seems to me if you get fucked over by an ETF there is no further restitution you can seek. I'm wondering if there is any nebulously legal things that REITs are doing (they seem to be held to a far different standard than ETFs, which are a whole devil)? Especially post-COVID since things have flipped shit?

we are at 9:45am prices

>>19873694
What trade deal though? Like all trade with China, or something specific?

wew they announce china fud this monday of all weeks, and not last monday. damn it.

>>19873828
have you been living under a rock?

>>19873853
basically yes

T-thanks b-blumpf.
M-more cheapies incoming.

I'm 85% in cash but I'm getting tired of this.

Da fuq, people actually thought the trade deal was still on? Are we being played?

>>19873820
one days gain gone in 5 min lols

How fucked am I at open?

it never ends

To me right now, this is very much so obviously insider trader. Is there any point of the stock market right now other than the wealthy monopolizing more wealth? Is it only a matter of time?

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

>>19873820
PLEASE DON'T FUCKING LET THIS BE THE THING THAT CAUSES THE MARKET BUBBLE TO POP I WENT ALL IN

If we limit down because of this shit, I'm gonna be pissed.

>>19873690
Huh, I'll have to test that once I can day trade again.

>>19873866
I really hope the other 15% is either precious metals or low-volatility equities else you're getting obliterated by inflation right now anon

>turned half my puts into calls at close
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

um

>>19873889
>implying the bogs didn't orchestrate this whole thing
>implying the bogs didn't short the absolute shit out of this retard bubble

You guys think SSL will be up tomorrow since it has nothing really to do with US-China trade, or just down because whole market will be depressive?

HEY at least we're not crabbing anymore!

Friendly Reminder:

The chinese market reaction to this will compound our futures losses before opening.

>>19873878
>thinking SHLL will be fucked tomorrow
pro tip: it won't
what's vvnt btw? looks intriguing

>>19873690
Fuggg. What bonds should I buy?

>>19873892
I went all in today as well....Fook

>>19873920
Retailers are going to shit themselves in the morning and we are going to trigger circuit breakers when the markets open

s-stocks only go up r-right guys ?

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH A BOBO AND TYPE

"Awaken my master"

AND WE WILL LIMIT DOWN TOMORROW

>>19873814
Can’t you sue the ETFs? Or do you mean they’re insolvent?

>>19873920
The algos don't care, prepare your anus

>all of those people who sold of their long VIX positions because of the TVIX delisting
that's gotta hurt

Bullshit, I was literally waiting for my check this Friday to finish the rest of my put positions.

If you had 12 million to invest in options trading...what % negative would you be? Because i know there is at least 1 bank's subsidiary that invested that much between 2017 and 2018 and was almost -10% by 2019 (and far worse post-covid, because they dissolved the subsidiary)

I want to know, why do they suck so bad, and why are you all allegedly so good?

>>19873945
Amateurs will sell in the morning, it will be bought up by close.

>>19873937
I only wish I had more money to invest...do you think it'll last long enough for it to be worth selling on open and rebuying the dip?

>>19873954
TVIX doesn't even delist until July!

JESUS FUCK WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO MY TQQ/TMF PLAY
AAHHH FUCK I'VE ONLY BEEN HOLDING FOR LESS THAN A WEEK AND I'VE HAD SO MUCH GAINS SINCE
HELP ME TMF

JEROME PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE

>>19873988
Kek

>>19873751
trump is fucking done homie

>>19873976
All 12 million on an obscure failing penny stock

>>19873957
I had two orders for QQQ put contracts, but I got greedy and they missed filling by 2 cents and 4 cents
o well

>>19873976
>why are you all allegedly so good
it has to do with the images of cute anime girls and our side discussions about food and furniture

>>19873950
It's very hard because a lot of them disclose the risks, and I'm not 100% how it is in the US - but I know that a lot of states have very unfavourable decisions wrt to the ETF investors (basically a lot of ETFs disclose that it is a hedgefund-tier investment and you have had the knowledge before investing). it is pretty hard to sue ETFs - wondering if REITs are easier?

Non-burger here, if banks start issuing fixed rate bonds at this time. It means they're fucked right?

>>19873945
FUCK YOU, YOU BITCH.
Of course it had to happen the day I capitulated.
Sorry I didn't warn you guys earlier that I became a bull.

>>19874011
so is tvix lol

>>19873988
zzzz....zzz

>he bought the top

Literally being bought back up rn

>>19873976
learn what survivorship bias is

GOOD THING I BOUGHT WKHS
100% AMERICAN MADE
GOD BLESS THE USA

>>19873051
I bought RCL when it was around 28, so I'm still a-ok

> the Nasdaq 10k party has begun again

we did it bros
we survived the crash
welcome to the greatest party of June 2020

>>19873248
TMF hurts your gains unless you think the market is going to shit, in which case it guarantees safety.

>>19873945
Awaken, my master, for I have diamond handsed these puts for too long in thy name.

>>19874041
wont matter.. even pure usa plays go down on trade war fears. It's index sell offs.

>>19873945
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>>19874041
I hope this is true, because a large portion of my bullish position is WKHS. Though they'll still be laid low by a market wide drop.

>>19873546
Gold has been pumping since last May.

Waiting for silver to catch up now.

Get in the bag, silly bull

>>19873909
I'm going to buy into this fake dip. It's just Doran "King of Israel" Blumpf's weekly political theatrics.

>>19874063
Trump will say the deal is on again tomorrow to pump the market.

>>19873920
psychology and so much shit being part of index funds leads to everything being down on RED days

>>19874041
Yeesh I wonder how many parts and electronics come from China tho.... Not a fucking chance it's completely made from mine to assembly here.

>>19873811
If it’s a national security asset why the hell does every country in the goddamn world have a hand in it?

>>19874100
literally a circus. No one actually knows what the fuck it means that some analyst went on fox news and said this shit.

It's also close enough to election that no one knows what it means either. IT's 100% chaos.

this is who is buying the dip

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>>19874098
It's over already.

>>19872872
OH NO NO NO NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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>>19874088
silver and copper got whacked so far tonight
I only have tiny little bit of SLVP, I'm mostly in GDX, GOLD, and IAUF
that being said, those miner stocks are only ~10% of my total stack, it's not like I'm all in

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Repeat after me:

PRICED *clap* IN

Epic economist has gone full bear mode.
Says he shorting the market.

FUCK BULLS
FUCK CHINA
FUCK FREE GIBS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK

>>19874116
To make it not look fake.

>>19874132
a meteor landed in your living room!

go check!

>>19874054
>welcome to the greatest party of June 2020
Bears panicking and scrambling for excuses already. We will be green by morning once again.

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

>>19874113
you know what, thanks for reminding me about this
https://www.warner.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/2020/6/bipartisan-bicameral-bill-will-help-bring-production-of-semiconductors-critical-to-national-security-back-to-u-s
this is looking bullish for semiconductors now.
btw intel's fabricators are shit and I'd be surprised if they get the deal for this even if they do have a lot of jews.

I'm going to go eat chipotle. Don't bounce the market back while I'm gone.

futures are worthless

Green by open. Bears eternally cucked by the big BULL

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>>19874127
V SHAPED RECOVERY

Holy shit were going back down fucking kill me

>>19874161
Time to all-in SOXL!

5D chess

>>19874030
Lord have mercy. Please let Credit Suisse be solvent.

Red Week

>>19874168
it's gonna crab at 3000-3200 for the next month, Jerome and shit earnings are perfectly matched.

>>19874162
all you need is 2 chipotle bowls per day

its the perfect solution for food

>>19874196
Credit Suisse is discontinuing TVIX on July 3rd.

>that one 1 minute candle

WAS JUST MAKING A POINT

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE WORLD

THIS IS CRAZY HOW THE FUCK DOES THE WH LET HIM SAY THAT SHIT

>>19874216
bobos are conditioned to take the smallest signs of a dip as complete and total victory

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19874168
USD/JPY was the tell. too easy

Unironically priced it, who didn’t see this coming?

Yeah I'm fucking done
fuck this fucking market
what in the fucking fuck fucking nigger fuck shit fucking fuck shit fucking piece of fucking shit fuck er fuck FUCKING CANDLE WAS THAT

wow it's fucking nothing in the end, why do we subject ourselves to this torture in the first place

>>19874240
hehe

Holy shit, being a bull is awesome, things just magically get better.

>>19874269
that's right. the game is rigged in your favor.

>>19874259
You should only check futures before 2 hours of open.

>>19874269
That's because of Marcus's lucky charms.

>>19874259
Killing myself with stress to make a couple bucks but at least I'm not a wagie

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variations on a theme

futures still down on ptsd now

>>19874194
Fucking lmao

>>19874307
you live with your parents or are on disability. yes, very based indeed

>tfw bought IVR and CPRX

What is 'FUD'?
Hiw much do I need to invest in a SPAC?

>>19873698
It's america-based with prospects on an american production plant supplying american/european companies with delivery trucks, so probably rediculously bullish, no?

>>19872905
Can't wait to make some good dosh

implications of dead china trade deal on us markets? not travel/ent stocks, im more invested in tech, walmart, etc

>>19872922
I can smell the fomo.

>>19873051
Hodl til I die. But I bought at the end of March when they were rock bottom so it's almost impossible for me to lose money on them.

>>19873945
"Awaken my master"

>>19873945
when is it time? I speculate the only way to save us from this bubble will be a war (the excuse for which will be human rights, but will be about oil). This bubble has to pop soon though, right?

>>19873244
Nikola is the better scam as they're pure-scam, none of that "actually trying to produce a commercially viable product" bullshit that WKHS is up too

>>19873672
Real estate didn't eat shit during Covid

Did you not see the recent house sales news during covid Its extremely positive. I swear u retards dont do your research thats why u get burned. REITs are good investments now and will go up with retail soon enough. Buy low while u can

>>19873927
Home security. I'm a dispatcher, we get a pretty fair amount of volume from them. Not as much as ADT or XFINITY, but decent. I dunno if I'd choose them as an investment long term, but short term might be ok