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19858104 No.19858104 [Reply] [Original]

>Holding link is like having a normal life, plans and dreams then suddenly waking up in a mental asylum. There’s 50 million dollars in a locker with your name on it, in a room full of lockers for all of the patients. The door has a sign saying ‘Will unlock in illegible days.’ You talk to the other patients, the wardens. Everyone tells you the sign says something different. Some people say the room will never unlock, that the money is fake, that the wardens already took the money. Some say the room doesn’t even exist. You talk with another patient who agrees the room exists, but halfway through the conversation he pulls down his pants and runs in circles shitting and crying for chicken tends. You find out that you can leave at any time, but that if you do you might not ever be able to come back. So you stay, questioning your sanity more and more with each passing day. Was I crazy before I came here? Is the man screaming in the corner that it’s all a lie, even though he’s still here, right or insane?

>> No.19858144

>>19858104
Link is cult pushing you to turd eating and fapping on a fat flanneled male stripteaser

>> No.19858164

>>19858104
LALALALLALALALALALA NOT SELLING LALALALALALALLALALALALALALA

>> No.19858179

Hey boys, I’m new to crypto. Been recommended Link by one of my yoga class girlfriends. It’s a stable coin right, pegged to the price of a coffee? Sorry if I’m wrong, I’m just a girl.

>> No.19858182

>>19858179
pegged to the price of a big mac

>> No.19858202

>>19858182
Ah kewl. Going to buy some now

>> No.19858239
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>>19858179
Listen here milady, you'll find horrible people lurking here, hateful racist people. Link is just a cheaply made ERC-20 token they use to scam what they call "normies" out of their money. They feel left out of society and want to take revenge causing harm to normal people. Leave this place and never come back, forget about this so called "LINK"

>> No.19858261

>>19858239
What else is good?

>> No.19858300

>>19858179
Can you ask your yoga fren if she'll peg me? I hold chainlink and I love things in my ass.