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Hey Biz, finally have the money from inheritance and crypto to fulfill my dream of quitting my job and starting up a legal distillery near my hometown in Northeast Ohio. Primarily going to be selling moonshine and similar high-proof stuff, but I need some product names, and so I've decided to defer that ideamaking process to the fine fellas who helped me make this dream possible.

>> No.19849266

i'll give you ideas, for money.

>> No.19849320

sup fellow ohiobro
I got a few drink names for you

Buckeye Bourbon
Little Chicago shine
Mornin Moonshine
The Nautilus
Thors firewater
The Nasty Nati daddy
Hoppin Hooch
or
PermescuasAmaDulce'

>> No.19849347

>>19849243
The Spirit of Buckeye Chuck

Buckeye Chuck is the state groundhog

>> No.19849358

>>19849320
I'm more than a hundred percent certain that Buckeye Bourbon is already a thing but I might use The Nautilus, that sounds good for some classy, old-barrel stuff later down the line

>> No.19849385

>>19849358
If you end up doing that, I'll be expecting a free bottle. I'll go in your main store and ask for "Chuck Berrymore".

>> No.19849406

>>19849243
Ohio Firewater

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19849415

>2020
>actually wasting 100k on a distillery There is no need to ferment and distill now that you can get e85 at the fuel pump. Last I checked it was under $1.50 a gallon. Just setup a fake still for tours. Some guy in norway did this and made big money. Might be illegal where you are.

>> No.19849491

>>19849415
you cannot pull whatever weird village scam you're talking about here in america. people aint buying gas from rentboys.


what liquors do you sell exactly OP?

>> No.19849579

>>19849491
You go to the fuel pump.
The fuel pump sells E85.
E85 is 85% ethanol
Ethanol is drinking alcohol
Separate
Sell
Profit

Aquaculture and E85 drinking are the most profitable industries in 2020 with the highest theoretical ROIs.

>> No.19849590

>>19849579
holy shit that is the most lowdow, but honestly ingenius things i've ever heard. are you jewish? theres no way a fucking goy thought of this

>> No.19849678

>>19849590
I believe I am, or at least my genetic code manifested as such by pure chance - hitting the genetic lottery. My evidence for this is simple. Numerous colleagues and friends have always assumed I was Jewish and at this point, I just play along. I was wished a happy passover so I'm in the club.

>> No.19849717

>>19849678
Yeah only Jews speak in the colloquial word salad you responded with. It is a gift and a curse my friend use it wisely. We can look at any situation and see an opportunity to extract wealth from it

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>>19849717
Fantastic. Time to get a DNA test, learn Hebrew and procure Israeli citizenship.

>> No.19850062

>>19849579
>E85 is an abbreviation typically referring to an ethanol fuel blend of 85% ethanol fuel and 15% gasoline or other hydrocarbon by volume.
just pull the 15% gasoline off the top with a pool skimmer, simple as

>> No.19850762

>>19849320
Rubber city red-eye

>> No.19850773

>>19849406
Burning River

>> No.19850808

>>19850773
Best name

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VtW8RkI3-c4

>> No.19850830

>>19849243
you gotta call one Redman's Firewater

>> No.19850878

>>19849243
what did you invest in?

>> No.19850913

Do you have land to grow your supplies for brewing or are you going to find a middleman?

Honest question because this affects profits.

>> No.19850998

>>19850913
Obsoleted, which you should realize if you've read the thread.

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>>19849243
>Hey Biz, finally have the money from inheritance and crypto to fulfill my dream of quitting my job and starting up a legal distillery