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I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but it's true.

>> No.19838763

Your anus is only 1 inch away from your dick. It wouldnt take much bending to create a full cycle.

>> No.19838794

>>19838763
false. I measured my gooch length and it is a lot more than 1 inch and that doesn't even include my sack.

>> No.19838798

>>19838763
Nah, from the anus to the base of the ballsack is at least a couple inches. The vagina is literally right next to the asshole, it's like if you had a hole 3/4 of the way down your grundle.

>> No.19838813

>>19838798
Maybe >>19838763 has a tiny gooch? he sounds like he has a feminine penis so maybe he also has a feminine gooch?

>> No.19838829

>he doesnt like girls buttholes no matter the smell
ngmi

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19838852

>>19838747
incredibly based post.
salutations

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>>19838829
But the poop comes from there?

>> No.19838903

>>19838747

>he doesn't have an ass fetish

not gonna make it

>> No.19838908

>>19838903
fuck off roastie no one wants your shit hole

>> No.19838974

>>19838747
>He doesn't like tonguing a girls fresh butthole straight after they come out of the shower.

Op are you homosexual?

>> No.19838985

>>19838908
Have sex, incel.

>> No.19839009

>>19838853
Even better
I dont mind a little poop, sex organs alone are already very dirty

>> No.19839020

>>19838985
Sex is disgusting though?

Sent from my iPhone.

>> No.19839562

Chinese pussy is further away from the anus, true fact

>> No.19840196

>>19838747
But how do I profit off this bro?

>> No.19840259

>>19838747
You, my friend are a rare gentleman.

>> No.19840351

>>19838747
Nice pasta

>> No.19840576

>>19838747
>I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina
Nice that you specified this only applies to the female anus.
The male anus is situated much farther from the boipucci.
The answer is pretty clear