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>> No.19832953

first for fuck gurofags

>> No.19832962
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>>19832838
Monday doooooomppppppp begins

>> No.19833018

why is it bad for bobo right now? aren't markets closed?

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>if it pumps I missed out
>if it dumps the few shares I have left will look ugly in my account

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>>19832838
WHY DID YOU MAKE ANOTHER THREAD WHILE ONE WAS STILL UP W/ <300 BUMPS YOU ABSOLUTE MONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kill yourself. Please.

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>>19833257
Shut up

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>>19833270
Join him in a suicide pact you faggot.

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>>19833018
Bobo took a fatal dose of fent

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>>19832838
If it pumps bigly:
Pro's: my calls become extremely valuable ($100k+)
Con's: i missed out on a lot more

If it dumps bigly:
Pro's: hehe did you really think I went all in? Going in all over again at a lower premium
Con's: my current stocks become worth less and options become nearly worthless

If it crabs:
Pro's: my stocks stay at current prices and dont fall, premium falls on option so new options get bought
Cons: current options become worthless

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>> No.19833539

what platforms can you use to bid on private stock offerings?

>> No.19833572

>>19833206
Dangerously based

>> No.19833618
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19833618

Triple Circuit Breaker on Monday

>> No.19833628

>>19833257
fuck off faggot

>> No.19833671

>>19833618
Testing is growing faster than new cases

>> No.19833683

KTOV to the moon on monday

>> No.19833839

>>19833671
Except it's the other way around.
>>19833628
Suck my cock you sissy bitch newfag.

>> No.19833879

>>19832838
can /smg/ recommend alternative to fttuts dot com?

>> No.19833931

>>19833839
No it's not cuntface

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/covid-19-daily-tests-vs-daily-new-confirmed-cases?zoomToSelection=true&time=..&country=~USA

It has in the past few days but nothing too worryingly so far

>> No.19834266

I am a tanker chad. I’m currently down. It keeps going down. Please pray for me.

>> No.19834388

>>19833618
Bullish .....already priced in

>> No.19834426

BREAKING NEWS. WEEKEND DOW IS ALREADY AT -0.6% AND DROPPING FAST. THE CRASH BEGINS ON MONDAY.

https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

>> No.19834476

>>19834266
You want to pray for someone pray for my boss lol. He saw myc coworkers and I making a little money on Robinhood and literally said "Im smarter then you fucks, I'll show you how its done" he then bought $5000 worth of gnus at $6 he didn't sell at $11 and is still holding for his big payday lol.

>> No.19834522

>>19834426
bull shit

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>>19834522

>> No.19834610
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>>19834522

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>>19834610
laugh it up, but they'll do it evemtually

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Alright, I see green M-W, tanks Thurs/Fri based on Darden, Rite Aid, and Nike earnings

>> No.19835375

>>19833353
No that was George Floyd

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Cunny and scrabble.
I just found Arare and damn she cute.

>> No.19835587
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buy my bags

>> No.19835654

>>19835587
I WAS FUCKING PROMISED $10

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>>19835654
I'm setting limit orders for PM $7 Monday and praying that there's so many fucking orders that some retard doing a market buy is gonna buy all my bags.

>> No.19835765

Faggotfaggot
Faggot nigger faggot

>> No.19835796
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My plan is to go all in the next oil & energy crash, ride the oil recovery to the top, pre corona levels and then cash out and put my money in Uranium, Nuclear power, and Space stocks

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>>19835548
she has the 'tism

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Movie night movie night! Tonight's feature is David Cronenberg's Naked Lunch (1991), with Spanish subtitles for the true shooting-your-wife-in-mexico experience!

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>>19834476
>>19835587
Putting money in known pump and dumps lul
You thought you were gonna unload for heavy cash
Now all you hold is heavy bags

>>19835587
>Avg cost. 5.97
Anon....I....

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>>19835807
>implying that turns me off.
Different strokes.

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>>19835587
Its gonna pull a uone and all you'll get is scraps

>> No.19835900

>>19834610
They still spelled investors with an n.

>> No.19835921

Tech POOMP

Dow DOOMP

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>>19835880
I'd be more than happy to just break even or closer to a $100 loss instead of 1/4th my portfolio

>> No.19835964

>>19832838
Bought 10 calls on VXX strapped in for bloody monday lads

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>>19835587
You went all in didn’t you

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Who's ready to hear the IVR earnings call on Monday? Happening after hours - who's holding and who's /weakhands/?

>> No.19836015

For my money, it’s got to be LCi. The thinking man’s bag.

>> No.19836021

>>19832962
yaaaasss please queeen yes

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I global war against china bullish or bearish?

Trump seems calm despite the impending death toll of over a billion lives in the next 5 years.

>> No.19836070

Let's trade options smg.

What are your trades for Monday?

>> No.19836117

>>19836070
Flip a coin, there is no strategy to it. Long Calls aren't even safe anymore.

>> No.19836130

>>19836117
>There is no strategy to [options]

YIKES

>> No.19836140

Why is Amazon's stock price so high? They are worth more than any company on the planet could ever hope to buy. And there is no way Bezos is going to let any trash touch his jewgold with dividends.
Related: Why are there no stock splits anymore? Why is Amazon 2.5k+ and Chipotle more than 1000?

>> No.19836153

>>19833618
nobody cares about the stupid WHO and anything they have to say. they burned away all trust with their initial statements and panic retractions about corona chan earlier this year.

>> No.19836170

>>19836045
Yeah, but those billions of lives will be Chinks and pajeets. You're a funny guy if you think any other country could set foot on mainland US.

The only US lives lost will be the second string running backs who couldn't get a scholarship after high school, so they enlisted. They weren't doing anything for society anyway.

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Got 600 shares worth of cruise ship and airline meme stocks.

Monday will be great or shitty.

Still have 15K to average down if they crash.

Money Monday will happen regardless

>> No.19836183

>>19836070
Gold call debit spreads, JPY put credit spreads if you find a decent premium.

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>>19835587
Once again, the people pointing out the dangers of pump and dumps and urging you fags to take your profits and run were called retards. /smg/ NEVER LEARNS.

>> No.19836218

>>19836183
Nice. I already have a GC 1800-2000 bullcall since GS put out their new research on Friday.

Was thinking about shorting JPY but I don't know which currency I want to hold against it for carry.

>> No.19836243

The market is jittery because bears threw in a LOT of puts late last week and need the market to drop on second wave hysteria. Bulls are anxious about second wave, even as fears already appear to be receding, because the media is still effective at gaslighting and you never really know when they're going to turn the hysterics up to an 11. I expect a very volatile week, even more than usual.

>> No.19836247

>>19836183
Why are you bullish on the yen? They still are starved for assets and need to invest overseas.

>> No.19836279

>>19836243
It's not about Corona anymore. The market is jittery because shutting down the world's economy when everyone's life is dependent on credit is harmful in the long run.

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>>19836170
>muh american bravado
Your fellow citizens and owners wish you more harm than any foreign invader

This country won't exist in 100 years.

>> No.19836304

Someone pill me on BEST

>> No.19836326

>>19836304
I would't advise buying BEST. It's current standings are shady and everyone that's endorsed it is untrustworthy.

>> No.19836329

>>19836279

It’s jittery because no one knows of the herd is going to buy or sell. The volume has been like 50% normal volume

>> No.19836348

The fuck is wrong with OP’s lately?

Post the link to the new thread in the old thread.

>> No.19836351

>>19836070

WM @ $105 and $110 07/17. Made money all week long this past week anytime it dipped under 105 loading up calls and selling

>> No.19836363

>>19836279
Credit is a keystroke. Fear is what's driving this, and legacy media is desperate to depress the market going into Trump's reelection. It's all political. We've shown China that for the low price of closing a few schools in Beijing, our media will pump sheer terror into our citizen's minds, crippling our market while lending credence to the need to suspend our rights. Expect this kind of fear fodder to come out of China all the way up to election day.

>> No.19836388

>>19832838
we used to have freedom of speech... trump want's people to go to jail for flag burning... i've never been this disgusted... i know the rest of the policy is good, but i'm not letting him change the constitutiion.

>> No.19836403

>>19836363
I want to do psyops. I’m really good at pushing state propaganda for corrupt fascist dictatorships. Where do I sign up?

>> No.19836417

Convince me not to invest in Tesla as a proxy for SpaceX. If SpaceX becomes what I think it will, it will easily be one of the world's most valuable companies, and could easily buy out Tesla, which seems like an Elon thing to do

>> No.19836425

i don't want people to go to jail to begin with... but people want to rape, murder, they want to steal shit... honestly to just consume drugs?

even your grandma can't fucking liive she doesn't know whats in her drugs... i give up... iif you want to vote for joe biiden? what's joe going to do? could have ran 4 years ago but he can't even stop his own son from dead on overdose?

ohhhh!!!!! nobody wants to talk about real shit fatherhood and look at this... we're fucking awesome.

>> No.19836427

>>19835587
Praying for it to hit $5 on monday so I can BUY MORE

>> No.19836440

what you look at in the 30 year yield... it was an ekg pattern found a heart beat. and what we have is Donald J. Trump

Thank you all but all i have to say is I'm still in love... I've never been this happy... im so uhh truly blessed. Thank you all.

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>muh election
>muh rigged media and democrats want the market to crash

You're dumb.
The only reason they'd want that is if they didn't buy the bottom. But they did. They may have caused the bottom.

They'll wait another 10 years before they decide to scoop up cheapies again, if they have any control at all.

They've already got all the liquidity they need to keep buying.

The asset holders control DC and the markets. Maybe media as well, but media ALWAYS milks fear if the government lets them.

Sounds like they came up with a once-monthly ijection treatment for schizophrenia, and one of the biggest issue for that disorder is often patient compliance with medication. If we lived in a rational world, you delusionals would have mandatory medication injections.

>> No.19836457

FUCK WISH I SOLD EVERYTHING FRIDAY MORNING SHIT IS GOING TO CRASH SO HARD MONDAY OVER THAT CORONA SHIT

>> No.19836465

>>19836447
>You're dumb.
I know i'm kinda retarded, but im still short.. and im going to make money both ways... stop being retarded and sell highs and buy lows.

>> No.19836476

>>19836417
Ok. This is the problem with Tesla

>Tesla is a new car company
>new car companies rely heavily on the sale of brand new cars
>Tesla cars are also expensive and don't have support for 2nd hand sales because they sell direct
>We in a recession with very large scale employment that might get worse
>things will not prioritize NEW cars but instead cheaper used discount cars sold by established car brands
>Tesla's bottom line will be hurt
>if they go bankrupt, their scientists will simply find work immediately at Tesla's former competitors who are working on the same thing

If Tesla goes under, it'll fold Elon's image in half.

>> No.19836478

>>19836447
10 years is a long time... a fucking 12 year old becomes a fuckiing offiicer in the military in that much time.... what are you goiing to do in the mean time.

>> No.19836479

>>19836417
Tesla is being priced at what, in the best case scenario, it would be worth in 30 years. And that includes SpaceX

>> No.19836487

>>19836457
Corwhona?

>> No.19836497

>>19836479
at this point we didn't pay enough attention to russia, so now iinstead of spending money they pay us money...

look at the generral service admiinstration full disclosurre get a freedome of information request, iif you really want to know its your right to know.

>> No.19836499

>>19836457
Yup. It will be funny listening to furious just a flu bros panicking and trying to convince everyone that it’s ok because the flu bros themselves are not in the risk groups.

>> No.19836503

>>19836478
what will they do?
Collect cash for the next crash, I'd wager. Buy property, collect rent, collect profits from businesses they already own, hunt for other opportunities. Buy distressed private companies to increase their cashflow.

>> No.19836518

>>19836499
It's not even a flu, it's a bad cold. The issue isn't what it is, it's what people perceive it to be. We all know most are dumb enough to believe whatever they're told, that's what makes it all so predictable.

>> No.19836524

If you aren't on the SHLL or SHLL.WS / SHLL.U then you are a literal cuck.

>> No.19836525

>>19836202
to be fair I was up $100 and I should have taken it.. but I was already pushing it to be late for work and by the time I got to work it was dumping. I shoulda just taken the day trade for a the easy $100 gain but I fucked up and now am down a lot.. I'm pretty confident it'll go back up though because 120m+ volume is ridiculous

>> No.19836527

>>19836499

It’s just a flu and the second wave stuff is more bullshit fearmongering. Even more so than the first go around. They’re trying to bog the market down and keep everyone miserable and scared on purpose. also FUCK JANNIES.

>> No.19836550

>>19836518
It killed about twice as many as the flu in a bad year already, and that’s with lockdowns. How does the math work out in your head where 120k < 66k ?

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>>19836524
I fear I’ve missed out anon. I feel it will spike Monday premarket. If it hasn’t I will buy at open.

>> No.19836556

>>19836524
Already have too much money earmarked for other plays. Wish all the electric/green startups that actually make money all the luck in the world. If only because it would scare the SHIT out of the Elon cult.

>> No.19836561

>>19836348
This thread was made at the same time as the old one but everyone jumped ship to this one after it pruned

>> No.19836568

help build my ideal portfolio, /smg/

10% bonds/savings
90% stocks
|_ 30% domestic ETFs
|_ 5% foreign ETFs
|_ 60% solid companies that show profit and growth for 4+ consecutive years
|_ 5% gambling on startups

>> No.19836591

>>19836550
so why was the response 1000000x worse than what we do for the flu (nothing) despite it being twice as deadly?

>> No.19836607

>>19836591
Flu statistics are integrated over a year. Covid was from March to June (so far)

>> No.19836609

>>19836591
because the flu infects 1 billion every year to reach their mark

>> No.19836612

$IDEX just DO IT!

>> No.19836616

>>19834610
HOLY SHIT RACISTS BTFO

>> No.19836638

>>19836527
Doesn’t matter what you call it when it kills 0.6% of infected under ideal circumstances (Switzerland, Princess Corona) and 1.4% when hospitals get overwhelmed (New York). There’s going to be no downplaying it when the numbers now start to take off widely everywhere at once instead of in just a few hotspots. It’s going to be a spectacle to behold alright.

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>>19835587

Hopping for a pOOmp!

>> No.19836643

>>19836476
A Tesla is an investment and a recession isn't going to stop the rich from buying them. I live in Orlando and they're everywhere. Most people don't buy used Teslas because they hardly go down in price at all and they'd much rather just get new one for a couple bucks more. Tesla makes more than just cars too y'know. Their solar roof panel project is going to turn out to be quite lucrative.

>> No.19836645

>>19836550
These are paranoid schizophrenics who perceive the world is always out to get them. Because they are slaves to identity politics, the politicals they identify with are always being oppressed as well.

These are the same people who believed Covid19 was a democrat hoax, was just a flu, was a genetically engineered weapon of the chinese, and many often contradictory views and conspiracy theories.

They are lost causes, a burden to a society that is too gentle and naive to lock them away.

>> No.19836685

>>19836503
you're missing the fact that we're printing and looking at inflation... you should know that. you're miissing the horrible fucking fact. the fact is the dollar is becoming devalued as printer goes brrr... but long term investments.. take care of your self and encourage healthy life styles, obesity, drugs, stop usiing drugs, treat food as a thing you need to live, and try harrd to get all of your goals accoplished.,. i've still got dreams too.

>> No.19836689

One anon in an earlier thread said it right. Tesla is a technology company that makes cars not a car company itself.

>> No.19836702

>>19836289
Posing in front of a bunch of awful graffiti on a national monument. I don't get this kind. Don't understand.

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>>19836643
>Most people don't buy used Teslas because they hardly go down in price at all and they'd much rather just get new one for a couple bucks more
Used cars are a source of bleeding for car manufacturers and it will not be different for Elon. Cars depreciate over time with escalating maintenance costs. If Elon doesn't treat new and used the same, then the car value will plummet because of resale prices pushing it downward. But if he decides to treat all teslas with the same guarantees then he'll drive down margin with fixing and replacing parts on older vehicles. It doesn't fucking matter if its electric or not.
> Their solar roof panel project is going to turn out to be quite lucrative.
Elon used that for 0% interest loans. He is not interested in the market.

>> No.19836714

>>19836591
It not just 2x as deadly, it’s about 6-12x as deadly to those who are infected but it’s also much better at spreading than the flu, so it’s going to kill more than just 6x-12x as many as the flu, possibly some 30-40x as many.
But to answer your question, the lockdowns were because at the time we couldn’t rule out that it was about 10x worse than even that, which is why some people now call it a nothing burger, since it’s about to kill a mere couple million Americans, and 75% of those will be over 65 years old so who cares eh?

>> No.19836720

ii had a dream the other night... a plane touched another plane in fliight... i was going from like new york to los angelas cant spell that fucking city what ever... iim in the co-pilot seat... and this plane touched our plane, and we landed, nobody died
whole cabin and crew made successful emergency landing... i uhh never had a plane crash dream, but everybody lived.... and we gave a round of applause to the captain... omg im probably uhh... thankful... i uhh want you to buy american and hire american.

>> No.19836721

>>19836550
How many of those covid deaths were verified by tests. How many of those unverified but merely suspected were actually caused by covid. How many more annual flu deaths would we have if we counted suspected flu deaths as flu deaths. How many annual flu deaths would we have if we counted all deaths with flu as deaths by flu. How many annual flu cases would we have if each flu case generated $40,000 if the physician placed them on advanced life support (i.e. a ventilator), and how many more annual flu deaths would we have if that advanced life support is very dangerous (i.e. ventilator). How many annual flu cases would we have if we inundated everyone with reminders that the flu was deadly and thus encouraged hypochondriac behavior in virtually all citizens, but then didn't test them to confirm infection but merely annotated their symptoms as assumed positive. How many annual flu cases would we have if we had two codes for it, one for confirmed and one for suspected, and both went into the same "annual flu cases" pile.

Etc etc.

>> No.19836722

>>19836550
Every death is labeled covid. Suicides outnumber covid deaths, but then doctors are pressured to call it covid death because cdc and health admin want to pump up the numbers. Then with infections increasing, why are deaths still going down? Hydroxychloroquin and dexamethason treatment work, but cdc and who stopped all studies. No conspiracy here. Just move along.

>> No.19836724

>>19836685
How quaint.

>> No.19836729
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>>19836499
The market does not care about deaths. It cares about factories and businesses closing for quarantine, open businesses impacted by decrease in demand, travel restrictions because quarantine measures etc. If you expect another rout downwards from case numbers being up a bit you will be disappointed.

>> No.19836750

>>19836689
problem is you won't need a tesla to have a self-driving car when that technology is available. the algorithms used are from the 80s, there's little innovation in that, it's just higher and higher processing power and data storage. Every company (Toyota, Wyamo, Volvo, etc.,etc.) will arrive in it pretty much at the same time. As for battery, fuel will keep beating battery for a long long time.

>> No.19836762

>>19836724
what does qauint mean? are you calling me queer?

>> No.19836770
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19836770

LMAO
was the friday spookdown really because Apple closed 11 fucking stores? Out of how many?

>>19836702
people take selfies with their dead grandmothers...

No one knows what to do anymore, they just know they want it to be seen. The more people see it, the more important they are.

>> No.19836773

>>19836729
>The market does not care about deaths. It cares about factories and businesses closing for quarantine, open businesses impacted by decrease in demand, travel restrictions because quarantine measures etc. If you expect another rout downwards from case numbers being up a bit you will be disappointed.
The Nu-Market cares exactly about 3 things:
1. Is the printer on?
2. Is the printer printing?
3. What are the next quarter plans for the printer?
March was a liquidity crunch for MMs to pay debts because of closures which was backstopped by infinite QE. The market hasn't been coupled to corporate profits or growth for years now. It isn't going to change now if the Fed can substitute money velocity with printing.

>> No.19836777

>>19836770
>was the friday spookdown really because Apple closed 11 fucking stores?
No.

>> No.19836778

>>19836724
damn... ii had to look at it... im old fashioned... fuck it... the old way wasn't that bad.

>> No.19836784

>>19836722
also reminder that even groid floyd tested positive for covid-19. yeah, some random black guy walking around. and he interacted with 4 cops plus paramedics. he complained he could not breathe. goyrona is a flu that attacks the lungs. kind of weird. all cohencidence i guess.

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>>19836457
FUCK WHY DIDNT I SET A STOP LOSS AND JUST GOT OUT ON FRIDAY. already dollar cost average in 2 times in the past week on 5% dip

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>>19836762

>> No.19836795

Never FOMO with money you can't afford to lose. Last Friday I wanted to taste sweet victory after weeks of crabbing, so I FOMO'd into two nigger stonks and lost like $600 that day.

>> No.19836807

>>19836770
>people take selfies with their dead grandmothers...
thiis practice needs to be abolished... that's no good... the body needs to be respected and taking selfies is just not respect at all... i uhh ii hate this process they do.

>> No.19836810

>>19836721
I don’t think even all those accumulated aspects would lead to a 5x-6x increase in monthly TOTAL deaths, as it did for New York in April 2020.
Go look up the stats. Monthly deaths in NYC is always about 4,000 in April (with no great variance for other months). With remarkable stability, 1k people die per week in NYC, from all causes combined.
Except in April 2020, when suddenly over 20k people died. You can’t explain that by classing normal deaths as covid deaths, or any of the other things in your post.

>> No.19836812

WFC to the moon.
You've been warned. Source:
>my bagholding ass

>> No.19836815

>>19836792
what are your pozitions fren

>>19836720
baggie your dream has nuffin to do with planes, you're reading it too literally. it has everything to do with your relationships. touching wings. like hands.

>> No.19836825

>>19836770
When I saw them trying to blame the drop on Apple I knew something weird was going on. Anyone with half a brain working in finance knows Apple doesn't have that pull and most normies holding the stock don't fucking care if they close a few stores

>> No.19836826

my father or mother died, so im going to take a piicture next to the dead body.... most people can't even get a funeral these days up here... i uhh hate it.

>> No.19836832

>>19836812
aside from charging fees and mortgage loan interest, how does else does WFC make money? i see credit unions advertising car loans but never heard about it from WFC.

>> No.19836838

>>19836815
you sure ii wasn't dreaming about big five guy aka planes and aka lci guy? what about the pilot that saved every one of them... nobody died.

>> No.19836840

>>19836810
>You can’t explain that by classing normal deaths as covid deaths, or any of the other things in your post.
If you say so.

>> No.19836844

>>19836792
We both holding this shit till it goes back up


FUCK THIS NIGGER SPIRIT AND MFA STOCKS

>> No.19836857

>>19836815
i will tell you... emergency landing scared enough shit out of me that i don't want to get on a plane for a long long time.

>> No.19836863

>>19836729
> If you expect another rout downwards from case numbers being up a bit you will be disappointed
No I would be utterly pleasantly surprised, I assure you nothing could make me happier. I want a good future for my family.
The problem for the market is that the work force is going to be sick, demoralized from colleagues dying and, since they are also the consumers, unkeen to spend. I think. Could be wrong but I don’t think it can be ruled out.

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>>19836777
checkered
>>19836825
it makes sense if it's a hint of things to come, could spook some out of wanting to hold over a weekend when bad news is expected. What if there are more closures when the market is closed all weekend?
When cases are spiking?

>> No.19836870

>>19836815
>>19836857
while i lived... i'm honestly scared shiitless and not confiident to get on a plane for a while.

>> No.19836874

>>19836840
Well it was meant as a challenge but I guess you just proved me right.

>> No.19836878

>>19836561
And yet it wasn’t linked in either of them

>> No.19836880

>>19836750
I really want to be civil about this but I think if you believe what you're saying you're a complete retard. They're constantly refining the self driving technology, Tesla's lightyears ahead in the electric vehicles market and has beaten every competitor by a longshot in specs. There are also electric vehicle mandates being passed so that any vehicle model after a certain year has to basically be electric. No hybrids etc. Some countries are making that mandate as early as 2025. Read a little. https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a30772427/uk-ban-non-electric-cars-2035/#:~:text=Prime%20Minister%20Boris%20Johnson%20has,electric%20cars%20as%20an%20option.

>> No.19836881

>>19836863
I’ve actually been spending more money. The world is ending anyway so why hold back? It’s probably just me though.

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>>19836792
>>19836795
>>19836815
>>19836844

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>>19836838
the pilot is symbolic of jerome
the plane you were inside of, is your portfolio
the other plane was the general markets
the two touching, but not crashing, meant your portfolio is in line with the markets. you are not the pilot though. jerome is in control of both planes. you are just a passenger. let the pilot do the flying. sit back, relax. buy and hold. buy something that's already near lows, of course. that's my interpretation.

personally, if i had gone the bullish route past two weeks i would be up 20 grand, but instead i was bearish the entire time and lost 3 grand. not a whole lot of money, sure, but that's money that i could have been spent on nice sushi dinners, gold bars, hookers, etc. now it's all gone. i fucking hate trading now. it's too stressful and requires waking up early. i'm just going to buy something like OLN near it's low, and leave it alone.

>> No.19836894

>>19836881
while the world is burning... i've been searching for the one i want to die with. only losers die alone.

>> No.19836906

>>19836722
> Suicides outnumber covid deaths
In nyc in april covid deaths outnumbered ALL other deaths COMBINED. Several times over. Does your argument survive those numbers?

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oh yeah she's here... i love her..

>> No.19836926

>>19836881
Me too, in anticipation of inflation, I’ve stocked up for the year and now I’ll be sitting on cash until the crash, then it’s going to be cheapies and bitcoin.

>> No.19836929

>>19836906
All deaths are being labeled covid. Lol

>> No.19836930

>>19836863
>demoralized from colleagues dying
Only 4% of deaths are age 0-44. Covid is remarkably nonthreatening to working age people. Far less so than the flu, even.

>> No.19836931

>>19836810
Haha haha!!! The worse hit states were the state’s that mandated all vaccines (Removed philosophical and personal exemptions) or else homeschool. Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

>> No.19836939

>>19836568
Why would anyone ever buy bonds

>> No.19836942

>>19836874
No you're just boring and not very bright.

>> No.19836947

>>19836929
would be funny if that cop chauvin is acquitted NOT GUILTY because they conclude that floyd died of covid.

>> No.19836949

>>19836832
So essentially, they make money from giving out loans. The majority of their business is competing with "smaller" regional credit unions, to get customers to use them as their mortgage/loan provider. So the logic behind my trade was if the FED keeps the interest rate at near 0% until 2022, they can then say charge 4.5% interest on a mortgage, and keep more of it as profit, since they don't owe the FED anything back.

This combined with the fact, that the smaller banks are going to have a harder time with the coronavirus, then the larger players, and I think WFC, is in a good position to profit, if the smaller banks get fucked over, since WFC is considered the major competitor in these markets.

WFC also has a small portion of it's business that operates as an investment bank. However, since all this makes sense, WFC is gonna tank and I am going to get destroyed, and Tesla will hit $2,000 because why not?

>> No.19836952

>>19836939
because people who have bonds want to sell them? you're looking to 1 dimensional.

>> No.19836959

Are defense stocks worth buying? General Dynamics looks pretty interesting at its current price

>> No.19836967

>>19836952
So greater fool theory then

>> No.19836972

>>19836952
How are you able to post so quickly and frequently?

>> No.19836978

>>19836645

This ignorant jackass is actually advocating locking away people that disagree with him/society. Get fucked homie.

>> No.19836982

>>19836947
He did. It's why he couldn't breathe.

BA DUM TISS*

>> No.19836987

>>19836880
self-driving boils down to feeding data to a neural network, all the tinkering they do to make the algorithm first map the entire screen and categorize every single object in pre-determined boxes, or the tinkering they do trying to program edge cases of driving, hinders the long-term goal of reaching artificial intelligence.

>> No.19836995

>>19836959
general dymanics is good shit... but you're contracts that exist are priced in... nothing more is coming unless war. and they're going over budget because of covid and people not showing up to work and extra protocol. ytou're also investing into unions.

>> No.19836997

>>19836978
no no, just the paranoid schizofrenics who shit up the internet with their crackpot theories. At least keep that shit on IRC.

>> No.19837002

>>19836939
Empirically its been found that 90/10 Stocks/Bonds beats 100% Stocks or any other bond makeup. It's not super outstanding but sizeable.

>> No.19837008

>>19836972
i'm just unignorant and anxious and ambivelent.

>> No.19837012

>>19836982
yeah. have you seen the photos of what a covid lung looks like. pretty scary. the media can't keep their stories straight.

>> No.19837037

>>19836972
oh the f five key is good... you should hit it like uhh, if you played star craft just make more workers. making more workers iis key to getting into the big long game... omg starcraft is a great game but all rts like scbw or wc3 its economy and war... uhh i uhhh forgot something i was doing.

>> No.19837038

https://www.strawpoll.me/20398836/
https://www.strawpoll.me/20398836/
https://www.strawpoll.me/20398836/
https://www.strawpoll.me/20398836/
https://www.strawpoll.me/20398836/
https://www.strawpoll.me/20398836/

>> No.19837047

>>19837038
im not votiing. im not even looking at your poll
fuck you asshole stop data mining.

>> No.19837052

>>19836939
Guaranteed profit when the company buys the bonds back from you.

You can also sell the bonds to somebody else on the market if the price is right.

>> No.19837055

>>19836930
> Covid is remarkably nonthreatening to working age people. Far less so than the flu, even
No, far more so, even. For regular flu only 15% of cases are under 65 years old, for covid it’s 25%, and again it will be many more infected than by the flu. About half a million under 65 in the US is likely to die. On work places with a few thousand employees, a few of them /will/ die and going to work will start to feel a bit like Russian roulette. The risk will be low, about 1/500 to 1/1000 for people in their 40s and up, but family providers will start to really think carefully about those odds and what would happen to their kids if they were to be the one to die for the company instead of, say, Bob.

>> No.19837072

>>19837055
the data i've seen is the flu is more deadly than the cold.... and uhh we're good we see no spikes coming.
ima die year because of high blood pressure and heart diisease drinking and using drugs.
but i didn't diie from a virus... i died from personal choice and using drugs that are 100% legal.

>> No.19837074

>>19836942
You’re great though, a fount of knowledge and insight, and funny too. Such charm. Many manners.

>> No.19837079

>>19835849 #
>>19836307 #
Raptor is gay. You guys should really look in to buying a Lordstown Motors Inc.© Endurance ® instead. Only $52500 and you'll be on the cutting edge of science and technology! :^

>> No.19837083

>>19837047
>he thinks people are actually after the digital data of some tripfag on a siberian seal-clubbing association
unironically take your meds

>> No.19837088

>>19836920
Yet you won't even make love on the kitchen counter. Horrible, just horrible.

>> No.19837091

i've had so much booze and tobbacco
im hurting... my lungs are in pains... i got iit chalked up wiith lung butter.. i can't talk.. i've been chain smoking and drinking coffee drinking vodka doing bad things.

>> No.19837100

>>19837083
i skin those seals you assholes club... fucking moron.

>> No.19837103

>>19836714
>which is why some people now call it a nothing burger, since it’s about to kill a mere couple million Americans, and 75% of those will be over 65 years old so who cares eh?

well yes this would be objectively positive for the american economy

>> No.19837110

>>19837072
> the data i've seen is the flu is more deadly than the cold
Baggie could you link me your data that shows how a virus (covid) that has killed 120k people so far in America is less deadly than a virus that kills 66k Americans in a bad year (the flu)?
Think, man. Don’t let these morons do your thinking for you, even if you’re drunk. You can piece it together. I believe in you.

>> No.19837127

>>19837088
you should see the wet spot on the bed after we make love... sure i will eat her juices, but uhh it's kinda kinky and uhh i don't want my friends to taste her love waters.

>> No.19837128

>>19837055
https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/coronavirus-cfr
Covid case fatality rate for Iceland, for example, is 0.55% across all age groups. The flu is far more dangerous to working age people and even moreso for infants.

>> No.19837134

>>19837127
But then she wants to clean the bed!

Make her sleep in those juices.

>> No.19837149

>>19837134
we do it together... its a big king sized bed.. uhh are you fucking retarded... if shes cold under the covers and in my arms uhh the wet spot is ok uhh the wet spot is fine sometimes.

>> No.19837160

>>19836920
is that shit on the couch?

>> No.19837163

>>19837103
If you think so, that’s where you place your bet. I think it will be very expensive, especially since not enough of them die to make a dent in social security etc, but instead they spend weeks in hospitals costing enormous amounts that have been so far payed by the state.

>> No.19837168

>>19837160
the cat destroyed the leather... she has her claws.

>> No.19837174

>>19836906
Of course New York is fucked. They mandated vaccines for everyone and removed personal exemptions. New Jersey and New York mandated flu shots. They’re walking cytokines storms just one event from dying. Then covid comes along and bam! Fucked in the face. No wonder anti-inflammatories help against covid. But Keep trusting your politicians and unelected world government. They deeply and truly care for you.

>> No.19837177

>>19837055
Covid behaves the way one would expect a bad cold to behave: it doesn't kill children or relatively healthy young and middle aged people. But it can cause pneumonia and thus is dangerous for elderly and those in poor health. It spreads rapidly like a cold and so the potential for the bad cold to overwhelm hospitals was real, and now has passed. A recent study showed that 40 to 60% of adults are likely immune to covid due to other viral infections experienced earlier in life, which had previously activated their adaptive immune systems.

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I am a tankerchad who blew up half of his portfolio on a seemingly rational trade. Shill me something to recover with. SPACs, memes, jogger stocks idc anymore apparently fundamentals and earnings don't matter only retard meme potential

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>>19837149
Only as retarded as Akko.

>> No.19837206

>>19837190
Jcp

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19837209

>dem futures and even the meme weekend futures
looks like tendies are back on the menu, boys

>> No.19837214

>>19837190
KTOV is the next PnD on Monday

>> No.19837219

>>19837177
What recent study? Link?

>> No.19837223

>>19837047
Damn man he really got those nine voters so far. Bet they're really regretting clicking that link!

>> No.19837225

>>19837110
The 1968 flu killed over 100,000. Now correct for population. Now correct for >>19836721

>> No.19837226

>>19837206
I haven't reached that level of self hatred yet

>> No.19837236

>>19837038
The real bloodbath is going to happen during Q2 earnings

>> No.19837241

Do BoBo shills do this shit every single weekend

>> No.19837252

>>19837241
Yes

>> No.19837262

>>19837252
Everyday too.

>> No.19837263

>>19837219
https://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(20)30610-3
>Importantly, we detected SARS-CoV-2-reactive CD4+ T cells in ∼40%–60% of unexposed individuals, suggesting cross-reactive T cell recognition between circulating “common cold” coronaviruses and SARS-CoV-2.

Layman explainer
https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2020/05/15/good-news-on-the-human-immune-response-to-the-coronavirus

>> No.19837265

>>19837241
Yup.
>Dow down .0002%
>AHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS OVER

>> No.19837288

>>19836721
>How many more annual flu deaths would we have if we counted suspected flu deaths as flu deaths.

actually flu deaths are just estimates based on mortality data and fluctuation around winter
only when the pandemic is over we'll be able to look back at mortality data and estimate how many it killed, using the same method as flu count
I don't what's wrong with you, if you have schizophrenia, or psychosis, or if it's just narcissism, but large, deadly epidemics happen every century, why must this one be "fake", I don't even want to bother listening.

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buy BA

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>>19837297
cream sauce on the top looks tastier than the vag

>> No.19837337

>>19837263
Funny how quiet it gets after this gets posted.

>> No.19837346

>>19837288
>he believes the Spanish flu was caused by a virus

Anon, do you read any history or just regurgitate what media tells you?

>> No.19837364

>>19837297
Cute

>> No.19837379

>>19837128
> 0.55% cfr in Iceland
That would still make it about 5.5 times as lethal as the flu, plus it still spreads faster. But that’s in the absolute low range of studies.
Iceland only has 10 dead so the statistical precision isn’t great, nevertheless it lines up with a 0.6% IFR we have seen in other cases where hospitals were not overwhelmed (Switzerland and Diamond Princess). However when hospitals do get overwhelmed we seem to see more like 1.2% IFR (Spain) or 1.4% IFR (NYC).

>> No.19837386

>>19837190
WKHS

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>>19837364
>>19837312
milkies and cream?

>> No.19837396

>>19837337
Because it is over a month old and pretty irrelevant to the average person.

>> No.19837405

>>19837225
Yeah, not to mention that Spanish flu, that was apparently a humdinger.
The 1968 “Hong Kong” flu was an outlier, normally the flu has about 0.1% IFR in a bad year.

>> No.19837422

>>19837379
The Icelandic cfr is inflated due to asymptomatic cases. It's likely in the .002 range, but asymptomatic cases aren't recorded.

>> No.19837427

>tfw I sold my NIO at $6.80

if it reaches $10 im necking myself

>> No.19837429

>thread is scat porn and a bunch of retards arguing about kung flu
wonderful

>> No.19837443

>>19837177
I was with you up until
> and now has passed.
It certainly has not, UNLESS you are right about:
> A recent study showed that 40 to 60% of adults are likely immune to covid due to other viral infections experienced earlier in life, which had previously activated their adaptive immune systems.
I had not seen this study! Very big if true! I saw you linked it so I will now read up, thanks!

>> No.19837447

>>19835966
The only reason I went all in, is to post my loss porn. Hopefully some ano makes a pink face wojak for me. Only 20% to go.

>> No.19837450

Rate me and please no hate

WKHS
SSL
NOK

Tsx
GFL
AC
TRP

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>>19837429
peekaboo

>> No.19837470

>>19837450
>SSL
ngmi

>> No.19837472

>>19837396
Immune systems work the same way today as last month. Most people would consider the fact that they have a ~50% chance of being immune to covid prior to any exposure a relevant bit of information.

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how the fuck do people get into scat

jesus fucking christ so degenerate.. imagine marrying a guy and then finding out he's into that shit

>> No.19837517

>>19837511
>scat
>that shit

>> No.19837528

If trump wins in November can we expect a huge stock market rally

>> No.19837540 [DELETED] 

>>19837528
lol

>> No.19837560

>>19837511
FATALITY

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>> No.19837581

>>19837528
Not really, no.
Biden isn’t as dangerous to the market as the retards you listen to believe. The only problem is IF he proposes raising the capital gains tax. That’s the only big thing to worry about, the little thing to worry about is any sort of tough regulation of fracking.

If it looks like Biden would win, I’d expect a rotation out of defense companies and into gun companies as Dems are also perceived as anti-gun.

Otherwise, SPY shouldn’t even notice. Dow maybe would notice, as the market (incorrectly) assumes that democrats are bad for military spending.

Biden killing tariffs would be fucking rocketfuel for the market. Restoring trading relationships would also pump us hugely.

Traditionally, Most of the gains in a re-election year are made before Q4. After that, he has much less incentive to deploy the PPT. But all of Washington is pro loose monetary policy, heavy spending, and running a huge deficit that the boomers will leave for their children to deal with.

>> No.19837591

What could this mean
https://twitter.com/OrthodoxGamer/status/1274153171993100288

>> No.19837599

>>19837581
Biden isn't proposing shit, ever, even if he were elected. Dude doesn't even fucking know where he is as it is right now.

>> No.19837624
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>>19837574
thats some soft serve pudding dude

u cant get that texture from a tup of frosting

>> No.19837627

Drunk at a party with a bunch of thots but I honestly miss you bros. I wish it was 6:30 on Monday. Wtf is wrkng with me.

>> No.19837629

>>19837443
When you're through confirming what I wrote, I hope you'll reflect on the question of why the media is not at all interested in telling you this "big if true" information.

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>>19837627
hey asshole dont tell people how many thots youre with at your party

its rude

>> No.19837655

>>19837263
Ok this is legit. Very fucking promising news, thanks for sharing! Still just a glimmer of hope rather than something proven, but I’ll take it!
If 40%-60% are already immune from exposure to common cold that changes everything.

>> No.19837667

>>19837627
fag

>> No.19837681

>>19837627
why can't we just trade 7 days a week reeee

>> No.19837693

>>19837629
Yes, that is very interesting indeed, but I have to say I have zero trust in the media’s capacity for good and truthful reporting, even if they tried, which they don’t. But yes, it’s damning, I won’t disagree. I have based all my thinking on the best studies, data and statistics I have been able to find, not media reports. This is one of the most important studies I have seen so far. Thanks again.

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>>19836447
>

>> No.19837753

>>19837655
>>19837693
My pleasure.

>> No.19837756

>>19837681
All the action is literally outside market hours anyway. Just scraps during the day. If market was 24/7 then the big boys would just only trade amongst themselves and not deal with you plebs except to harvest your shares with algos.

>> No.19837774

sup /smg/ I have 600 in my ASX brokerage account, anything worth looking into at the moment? I'm currently looking to put it into some renewable energy stocks but figured I'd check here first.

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>>19833618

I see it everyday no one taking masks serious anymore
and now the second rise begins.
Second lockdown will come and will be devastating some economic areas.

Bears have it the next 6 months until a vaccine is planned

>> No.19837798

>>19837756
Wonder how you get invited to those bohemian grove tier clubs. Seems like nowadays with machine learning and all this bullshit if you get your hands on a top tier made algorithm it'll basically just print you money.

>> No.19837802

i hope we get our second stimulus soon

>> No.19837806

>>19837103
>American
Since antibodies last 2 to 4 months human life expectancy has dropped from 80 to 60-65, and vaccines will be ineffective due to short antibody length, until a drug that stops you from dying for cheaper than ten grand a pill is made

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>>19833618
Nobody cares about the WHO though

>> No.19837843

>>19837753
So...well now I feel really creepy, but...odds that the market will still crash because media manages to surpress that report? (I’m not creepy enough to surpress it myself, I will link it whenever relevant from now on, but if it’s inevitable I still want to be correctly positioned)
Also, would you agree that without the hope presented in that study, we would be back to looking at inevitable exponential rise and a couple of million dead? Or do you have some more incredibly relevant links in store?

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>>19837798
Funny, I just heard a rumor this week that Bill Gates and Elon Musk both got invitations to this year's cremation. Apparently Gates accepted and Musk declined. Very surprised Gates hasn't been let in until nao, weird

>> No.19837975

>>19837798
You get invited to attend by being friends with someone who goes, or you get invited to speak by being basically Greta Thunberg.

>> No.19838001

Lol our covid argument resolved and the thread just died.

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>>19832838

Soijacks and Soifemale meme travel started in my country(germany)
we are fucked guys, second wave is so close here.

Some regions have already huge spiking numbers of covid because of travel workers from eastern europe not caring at all for hygiene.

Everybody starts travel to the special 130 countries knowing that no insurance or whatever is neither going to pay for their health problems in vacation there nor wil anyone go in quarantine when they come back, so they basically bring this shit back here again.

How can i profit off this?

>> No.19838008

>>19837802
If your British and self employed we are getting another stimulus in august

>> No.19838023

>>19838007
Why bother when there is so much money to be made fucking around with Wildcard?
You won't become an overnight millionaire like the shorts but holy shit that thing is as volatile as enron was now

>> No.19838038

>>19838023
*wirecard
I'm too drunk to be posting

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>>19838023

Man you dont know how wirecard did a huge impact here.
Wirecard is basically near of bankruptcy.
How can one company lose track of 2 Bilion Eurokeks?
It will be shortsellers favourite stonk the next weeks thats for sure.
Dont go in with high level if you try to short anon, it might spike when they find those 2 Bilion€

>> No.19838072

>>19838023

So many investors have lost their entire life savings around here they are litteraly about to kill themselves.
It aint funny and not even close to pink wojak like , its more like the pinkest and darkest wojak you can imagine.
Thank god i mainly focus on US and Emerging Stonks , have only real estate and software app dev german stonks

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY USING THE BLACKROCK MONEY FOR

>> No.19838093

>>19836440
I really hate you when you drink. Jesus, you are such a goddamned pile of drunken shit.

>> No.19838104

>>19837774
Ampol

>> No.19838113

>>19838072
>pinkest darkest wojack
Dear God. A pinko nigger wojack. Isnt that BLM?

>> No.19838119

>>19836457
Whatever. Buy some cheapies.
The media kikes are getting blowback about niggers nogging. The narrative's a drag and it's time to move on to the next one.
>muh two more weeks
Suck my dick, you dumb, panicking cocksuckers.

>> No.19838131

>>19838072
My understanding is that Germany requires shorts to become public knowledge and they were all targeted and harassed. There was complicity in wirecard's sustained fraud and it roped up retirement accounts with it. Two billion dollars is literally 1/4 of their "assets".
To be honest, I thought only the US could pull that off.

>> No.19838132

>>19836568
My allocation is as follows.
>10% bonds
>10% gold
The following are systematic/algo trading
>30% Stocks, total world
>30% managed futures
those two are just adaptive momentum and mean reversion strategies.
>20% options
Trying to capture gamma and volga profits while minimizing carry.

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>>19836457

There is no vaccine in near sight bruh, vaccine is just hopium.
Antibodies not even covering you.
Some people say antibodies of the vaccine will distress your immune system and eventually lead to heavy symptoms and eventual death.

We are only saved if jerome prints 1 Gorillion dollar , buys up the entire worlds biotech companies and pump another 3 Gorillion in research and development.

Just then we are safe, kek

>> No.19838163

>>19837843
I still think the market will drop this week, but we're in a secular bull market, not the reverse. Reality always catches up.

>Also, would you agree that without the hope presented in that study, we would be back to looking at inevitable exponential rise and a couple of million dead? Or do you have some more incredibly relevant links in store?
There's much more I could link, but I'm headed to sleep. We'll see a predictable if modest rise in cases now that people are living life, and then the whole thing will end surprisingly quickly, much like H1N1. You can take a look at the death vs case rate and you'll note that deaths have declined steadily even as case rates have been nearly level for weeks and weeks. Those most susceptible to infection are those with the weakest innate immune systems, who are also the same people old and sickly enough to be at risk of death. This skews cfr early on, making it worse at the pandemic's outset.

Note that the study I linked, by its very nature, debunks claims that immunity lasts only a few months, which is an absurd claim to anyone who understands the adaptive immune system.

We could have saved more lives if we encouraged immune health through basic vitamin supplementation, something every nutrition book ever written does. Instead immune health went unmentioned in every task force coronavirus briefing, even with MDs repeatedly at the podium. Most people recognize something is amiss with that fact, even if only subconsciously. Medicine is highly political, covid is just the latest example.

Some light reading
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/247553461/

>> No.19838169

>>19838132
>volga

look at this brainiac over here

>> No.19838184

>>19838132
Or just sell covered calls.

>> No.19838187

how would i go about viewing george soros' portfolio?

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>>19838163
>I still think the market will drop this week, but we're in a secular bull market, not the reverse. Reality always catches up.
What is the basis of this? Historically, sure. But I don't think we ever "recovered" from 2008 except with a rush to pump equities and kill money velocity.

>> No.19838201

>>19838184
i wish i could learn how to do this well

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I'm so bored, I just want to watch lines move on my charts.

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>>19833206
Based af

>> No.19838229

time to commit suicide

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It is time

>> No.19838240

Sunday morning market closed theme: https://youtu.be/QuMqDF0PFZA

>> No.19838242

>>19838201
Just buy 100 of a cheap stock like GME and practice selling weekly covered calls.

>> No.19838249

Someone redpill me on the weekend wall street
Is that legitimate? Why have I never seen it before

>> No.19838254

>>19838242
>GME
No. That ticker is an absolute clown fiesta and endless short squeeze which could assign you randomly at any moment.

>> No.19838267

>>19838198
Money velocity itself will pump equities as it resumes. Full velocity is nowhere near priced in yet, which ensures bullish technical charting and a feedback loop of rising equity prices. Some of that will be inflation, some chasing gains and dividends. The only thing that could go wrong, in my opinion, is hyperinflation, which appears to be very unlikely. Still, I own PMs just in case, as should you.

I'm going to sleep. Goodnight /biz/.

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>>19838254
>>19838242
Well I'm not gonna buy fucking gamestop because it's shit but I'm just trying to make sure I understand what this means. So if I sell to open on one contract at a $5.00 strike price here, that means that I'm obligated to sell if it hits $5 right? And if it doesn't and goes down, I make my premium and keep the shares?

>> No.19838279

>>19838242
ostk or nak

>> No.19838291

>>19837784
>Bears have it the next 6 months until a vaccine is planned
lmao nah
There are so many companies and labs and universities working on treatments and vaccines, we could pump on a different false-hope every week.

And maybe even this week, we'll get some real hope from Regeneron. Hopefully I get a chance to reenter before then.

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>>19838184
My options component is actually quite basic.
Covered calls don't align with the goals of my options component from my previous post. Covered calls really don't add any diversification benefit. And I'm not looking to add something with that much negative skew to my portfolio.
>pic related

I'm mostly buying OTM puts and calls and financing them by selling puts and calls which are less out of the money. Plus a few other things.

>> No.19838311

>>19838163
G’nite, thanks again, good stuff for thought.

>> No.19838312

Is coronavirus even a thing

I live in kentucky I havent seen a mask in a month and life was different here for like a week

>> No.19838327

>>19838312
I know one person who has said they know one person that caught it.

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>>19838267
>Money velocity itself will pump equities as it resumes.
The reason the FED went with infinite QE was because it couldn't fix money velocity. That is the real reason (but maybe not the root cause) of how the US has avoided hyperinflation.
>>19838270
Yes, but GME's stock price is going down. You'd probably lose over time because of the underlying even if you kept collecting premiums.
>expirations every week
Holy shit.

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>imagine unironically being a faggot permabull right now
top jej

>> No.19838344

>>19838184
>sell slightly OTM covered calls
>lose your cheapies and have to buy back in
> sell far OTM covered calls
>getting little premium, lose your cheapies and have to buy back in anyways when the market rockets up 8% in 1 week.

>> No.19838353

>>19837581
I hate biden but if makes me gains then its oy vey

>> No.19838354

>>19838330
Right I'm not really talking about GME at all though I'm just using it as an example because you said that. I'm just making sure I understand my user interface right since I've never messed with options before.

>> No.19838355

>>19838330
I've been so spooked about VoM ever since I heard about it two months ago. What on earth can be done to fix it, I can't imagine.
>>19838339
DIX and watching lvl 2 on futures indicates that at least some big bois are long from at least 3050. Big bois don't lose, ever

>> No.19838356

>>19838254
>>19838270
>>19838330
If you can't afford $500 to practice covered calls, you're never going to make it.

>> No.19838372

>>19838305
do you pairs trade based on correlation? sounds like something you should do

>> No.19838387

>>19838344
>lose your cheapies
What the fuck does that even mean? You do realize you sell it at the strike price of the call, right?
>rockets up 8%
Just stop chasing, stop being greedy. It could also go down 8%.
Figuring out the strike price to sell takes research and experience. I bought SWBI at $14 and sold covered calls at $20. Now I'm up 30% plus the premium from selling to retards. Easy fucking money.

>> No.19838398

>>19838344
>buy back in by selling puts, get premiums
>get assigned, then sell slightly otm calls, get premiums
>repeat ad infinitum

>> No.19838409

>>19838330
QE is, in a sense, artificial money velocity. It's like paddling because your motor quit. Except that whenever you get your motor back on, you multiply it's new speed by the number of times you paddled. That's why velocity of money is so important, it's an exponent, while QE and interest rates are multipliers. Multipliers matter, but they're nothing compared to an exponent. Which is why, even with QE, we've had deflation. VoM slowed to a crawl, QE helped, but VoM is resuming. VoM will keep chart technicals secular bullish virtually no matter what.

Ok. Sleep for real now.

>> No.19838412

>>19838356
You are throwing $500 away to learn on a highly volatile and deprecating underlying. You could do the same thing with a small or microcap even cheaper near earnings.

>> No.19838417

>>19838398
>sell puts
>get assigned
>price continues to fall
>baghold

>> No.19838432

>>19838372
>statistical arbitrage
No, I don't.
My algos are based on making the fewest possible assumptions and fewest possible predictions about the future. So I'm not willing to accept that a pair will continue to have a stationary cointegration.
Also pairs tradings has some serious negative skew. You can lose it all when the relationship changes.
And pairs trading severely falls for data dredging, something I think I am prone to. So personally I avoid it.

>> No.19838434

>>19838412
>GME is going to 0
Its not, but it was only a suggestion. Why are people triggered by GME? Triggered by $500? Thats fucking chump change. GME isn't going bankrupt and it has high volume, high volatility and weekly options. Its perfect to practice weekly covered calls. Thats it. You can go find something else if you want.

>> No.19838435

>>19836645
>was a genetically engineered weapon of the chinese
Thats a real danger in the future
>was just a flu
Its just a virus, its just a flu

>> No.19838436

>>19838417
it's almost like you think stop losses don't exist

>> No.19838452

>>19838409
>VoM will keep chart technicals secular bullish virtually no matter what.
My counterpoint is that the economy never actually recovered from 2008. All the money just went into equities instead. "Secular bullish" made sense when the economy was the underyling.
>>19838355
>What on earth can be done to fix it, I can't imagine.
Kill the zombies. If you "fix" money velocity then finally all that cash would hit the economy as it is exchanged for goods. That is hyperinflation. You want to know why angry gold boomers have been angry is because money velocity has been overcompensating for the fiat printing.
And then the only escape would be to pump interest rates way up which would cause an implosion of the zombies we have been stockpiling since 2008. And with them, employment.

>> No.19838475

>>19838432
how long have you been trading?

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>▪ VIRTUAL: American Association for Cancer Research Annual Meeting (Part II) - June 22-24

OH FUCK
IS THAT WHY REGENERON AND ALL THE BIOTECH ETFS RALLIED FRIDAY?
Shit... those are always good catalysts, I forget to watch out for them.

>>19838312
>Is coronavirus even a thing
if it isn't, we're going to have to figure out how all these people keep getting pneumonia, and why all those people suddenly dropped dead in Madrid....

Kentucky? There's a place I've never been and have no idea what everyday life is like for the people there.

>>19838355
>lvl 2 on futures
ooo you pay for lvl2 futes?
You take any screenies of the big buys?

I need to get one of those tools that aggregates unusual options and those widgets that scan for darkpool action that is apparently unrelated to DIX.

>> No.19838503

>>19838432
> fewest possible predictions
Do you optimize for an RNG graph?

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>looking for beaten down stocks
>find this
WHO the FUCK would even book a hotel named gaylord

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>>19838452
>That is hyperinflation
no, that's a dramatic spike in inflation, if it really happened that suddenly, it could cause significant disruption.

There's this doom and gloom attitute where any increase in inflation will lead to hyperinflation. It could be quite painful inflation like that of the 70's, but that doesn't mean USD becomes the Zimbabwe dollar or something.

But I do think it is wise to read up on the period of inflation after nixon taking us off the gold standard and the debasement of the USD at the time. I think we have time to develop our inflation playbooks and debt-crisis handbooks, but this is a good time to do it.

>> No.19838538

>>19838506
gaylord is a traditional name for families and individuals; thinking about faggots is not only a modern convention, but also its you projecting

>> No.19838542

>>19838538
sure thing gaylord

>> No.19838545

>>19838536
Is sitting steady on your mortgaged house the right move in this scenario?

>> No.19838559

>>19838409
>Velocity of money will increase in an unprecedented state of demand destruction.
Real GDP has fallen precipitously; real GDP growth (YoY) will be handicapped by tremendous total debt-to-GDP levels, thereby increasing the debt dollar multiple required for $1 of GDP growth; YoY demand metrics plummeted and will take similarly longer time scales to recover, thus also impacting corporate profitability and productivity; and, the monetary supply is growing.
Which one of these things implies that the velocity of money will suddenly rebound in the manner you describe?

>> No.19838562

>>19838452
I'm not confident the US could survive that inevitable reset socially, culturally, etc :<
>>19838492
You can get lvl2 on ToS for free silly! I'm pretty sure it doesn't shew dark pools, and I only have it set up to display the current bid/ask insted of the whole orderbook. I didn't take any screenies but Thursday night there were a couple big-ish 1min candles after Europe opened that were accompanied by the bid jumping from 3-5 to 30+ on /es, multiple times. Large dollar :o

>> No.19838565

Baking!!

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mfw getting ready to invest in police 2.0

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>>19838562
Good to know!
Thanks

>>19838545
I’m definitely not the person to ask, but I would think that it would depend on if you have a fixed mortgage or variable rate mortgage, if the current interest rate on your mortgage loan is greater or less than inflation, and how much of the mortgage you have left to pay off.

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https://droid.cafe/starlink

Starlink now has continuous coverage over all of inhabited Canada and the northern US

>> No.19838601

New

>>19838596
>>19838596
>>19838596
>>19838596

>> No.19838607

>>19838562
>I'm pretty sure it doesn't shew dark pools.
Yup. By their very nature, those "dark" markets aren't going to move orders through the open exchanges, and work to provide MM and institutional liquidity in a "behind the scenes" manner.

>> No.19838668

>>19838607
Yeah, but there’s some tool I’ve seen posted where they spot transactions they label as darkpool activity. I’m not sure if it’s authentic or they’re misusing the term, but I’ve been meaning to look into it.

>> No.19838715

>>19838668
That's antithetical to the nature and definition of a dark market. If it's not on the private exchanges in question, it's no longer a trade occurring in a dark market. The idea is to enable MM and institutional liquidity without adversely impacting price action. I think what you've mentioned is a misuse of the term, but it certainly doesn't mean that those trades couldn't be from large asset managers.