/biz/ - Business & Finance

My stocks keep crabbing.
I dumped a couple grand into my account and make gas money just writing covered puts when a stock crabs down and then BTC when the stock crabs up.

What are your thoughts on the BSN partrnership linkies keep shilling? And Oracle? I know you say its a nothingburger, but how do you know for sure? How are you so convinced BSN and Oracle will be nothing?

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>>19822404
what %'s do you recommend
thinking about going 20% amazon

Every nu/nolink faggot that acknowledges this absolute faggot that got exposed like 2 years ago will never ever ever ever ever ever make it.

>>19822739
He recommends creating 3 sockpuppet accounts, unironically supporting link, spending a year developing an online persona and then changing trips anyway, misspelling dom perignon, claiming to own a yacht and never posting proof, and otherwise being a deluded neckbeard retard who started at zero and has only lost respect and esteem since then.

>>19822768
>>19822774
seethe

>>19822501
It's a nothing burger. President Xi and his cabinet are not pumping some obscure American crypto token, and they have hundreds of 'projects' they work on to improve Chinese "future society"

>>19822774
Yeah you mad. You're not rich and it shows

>>19822451
Buy better stocks. You're on biz, buy tech stocks. Everything I named is up way past link in the last few months

>>19822768
Hey buddy let me know when you're with a private bank because you actually bought crypto before NORMIES

>>19822892
Can you switch to your Detective account, I like how you're more unbalanced on that one.

>>19822404
facts, crypto is stupid. stocks is where the gradual growth is. plus real money.

>>19822909
Hurr hurr all trip posters are the same guy because they make fun of my favowit crypto wahh

>>19822946
They won't listen. More money for you and me

>Chyna will pump my link bags now, that's how desperate I am

>>19822404
>Apple
fuck man, today bought 5k at apple and shit dropped hard.
from now i'm an amazon fag

>>19822960
I prefer razzing up your Detective identity because he's more volatile. Oldfag just has fat neckbeard vibes and is unironically boring.

>>19822892
okay, but about the Ian Keane guy and Oracle? He says link will be implemented Q3

>>19822404
why are you buying overvalued assets? do you believe the fed will carry the market that much?

>>19822404
>Zoom
Chinkscam

>>19822989
as long as people are still trapped inside their houses, amazon is a safe bet

>dom peragnon

>>19822977
Detective is British, I am American

>>19822985
Keane is Ribeiro 2.0, where's Ribeiro now? Is that fat favela fuck still peddling Gravelcoin? Keane is a nobody that lurks biz and has a fat stack of link, trying to desperately pump his bags. He is a faggot pussy that will never make it

>>19822989
The Fed will continue supporting the market for the time being, but I would not recommend index funds. Own individual names and have a plan

>>19823020
you said no insiders in your circle would be buying LINK. well how do you explain this jew?

>>19823006
perhaps, but Ill never give amazon my money regardless of the returns. I'd rather shove the money into more bullion to stare at desu senpai, and thats a dumb move with all of the opportunity from this volatility to be taking advantage of.

>>19823020
i have never bought etfs, i prefer my picks to theirs for sure. right now im slowly going to cash as we get more and more sideways while making small volatility bets after we've had a few days of straight gains. still sitting on whether or not to start allocating money to short positions however, really my only problem at the moment.

>>19822404
I find it far easier to recognize good projects and moon opportunities in crypto than with stocks.

>>19823064
If you see headlines highlighting covid spikes, be prepared with more cash to buy any 10-20% retracement

>>19823075
Sure, but link is not a "good project". There are great pump and dumps in crypto

>>19822404
There's two scenarios that I see from your behavior.
Number one. When Link pulls an ethereum, (it's clear you know it will) you'll grant yourself praise as some sort of hysterical hero who scared away nonexistent newfags from peddling an obscure amount of low iq fud. You'll simultaneously say you strengthened the resolve of those who held through.
Numbrer two. You're creating a series of screencaps that that make for great ego trips down memory for those of us who have enough Link to make it on the next epoch.

Ask me how I know you you're a Link holder.

>>19822404
>OP is not stakingTRX, BTT and Freezing WINK tokens.

Stay poor, OP.

>>19823116
>When Link pulls an ethereum
i can say this about every single crypto in existence

>>19823140
You can say it sure
Doesn't mean there's any weight to your words

>>19823155
same applies to you LMAO

>>19823162
Newfag detected

>>19823170
ive been here since 2017

>>19823171
Every breadcrumb has come true
If that's not weight I don't know what is

>>19823155
nothing on this board is real, we get our income by selling abstract computer data.
just buy what you want and pray for the jews to not smell your portfolio

>>19822404
Based uncle as always how you doing brother? Don’t forget to pick up a bag of ZEC powell could flip the switch any moment

Ponzimarines on suicide watch, cup of coffee was real all along, I give it 1 year tops before sergey and the team exitscam and live in luxury for the rest of their days

>>19823175
>every breadcrumb has come true
okay schizo.
Do these breadcrumbs involve google blogposts or a fake SWIFT partnership by any chance?

>>19823183

>>19823179
>Don’t forget to pick up a bag of ZEC powell could flip the switch any moment
Youre just as bad as the schizo marines. You keep shilling that retarded roastie as being some ultimate insider. Even Link has more insiders shilling it than ZEC

>>19822404
Because I want to. Refute that you beaner.

>>19822404
>why make 200% gains in 3 months when you can just invest in the most successful company and make 10% at best

gee i dont know

>>19823189
>linkies are still lying about R3 Corda integration
ffs.
>inb4 saying Kaleido integrating Corda means they are forcing Corda to use shitlink

>>19823116
I have a fair amount of link, if it hits $100 I will dedicate my life to hunting down this fat queer freak and destroying him. Even if I have to buy 4chan.

Kek I love uncle

>>19823208
And I don’t mean destroy as in ruin his career or anything, I mean I will hire giant niggers to beat him to death with tire irons while I watch.

>>19823230
>pathetic linktard cashes out at $3.50 in 2022 after realizing LINK is a perma shitcoin
>goes to deepweb to pay for one of those obviously fake hitman sites
>gets arrested next day
great plan

>>19823230


I'd say we should be better than that but its fucking disgusting how many people this guy has probably fucked over.

I'd consider throwing in some funds, we could pool them together. If only there was a secure, trustless, and anonymous way to accomplish said task....If only

>>19823247
No no I mean I’ll just hire street niggers once I find out who he is, and I will pay them money to beat him until he’s mush. No need for any ‘web’

>>19822404
Let's run down the list shall we?
>unironically, link
Confirmed
>link will never be above 60c
Turned out to be a complete load of shit
>link will be going to 0 any day now
Same as the 60c prediction
>multiple trips to jerk himself off because he's a joke
Hi detective uncleoldschiff
>technical literacy
You thought that btc had an inbuilt oracle - says everything we need to know really
>I don't hold any link, none of you have made it
Ah yes, because your behavior hasn't reeked of desperate bagholder trying to acquire more for cheap for years now
>commentary on partnerships
It's the decentralized oracle standard - confirmed to have Google and oracle integration. Swift can't avoid it, and they've worked with link before
>please don't S and H my dead in the water thread
Oh, you bet I will.

Better luck next time, you shit-for-brains nigger. Ciao!

>>19823314
>confirmed to have Google
A fucking blogpost.

>>19823274
Yeah there will be a smart contract deathpool for this gigafaggot even if I fund it myself completely

Better cover your tracks well Uncle Newfag

Unironically

>>19822404
I unironically own half of those through synthetic based on crypto

It’s over boomer

>>19823131
What are even those words

>>19823046
Are you new to crypto? I remember this pretentious faggot from 2017 when he was sucking all of the crypto CEO one by one every day. He even was sucking JS's cock for TRON.

>>19822404
Hey creg satoj how are you today? How's court going? I believe in you bud

>attention whoring on biz
fucking kek
how sad

>>19822404
kys retard boomer

hey grampa how you doing

>>19823020
So if you are so sure, if oracle integrates chainlink will you fuck off?

>>19822404
Yooooooo! Uncle! How is your Internet persona going my guy?

The only person retarded enough to larp like this is seething creg. He's btfo in court and now is getting btfo here because he only has a suicide stack he bought post mainnet. Kek

>>19822404
Kids: this is what a bored Link holder looks like. He probably has low self-esteem as well and his notional allusions to wealth cover up a deep-rooted insecurity and need to impress his peers. Moving along, in this next display we can see what FUN holders look like....

>>19822404
based god is based dabbing on stupid linkers

>>19822404
>doesn't understand percentage gains
>stonks only go up even though they are wayyy overpriced
completely disconnected from reality post

>>19822404

>>19826044
Thatta boy

>>19823179
What's up bud, I missed this. The ZEC thing is interesting, you should post more about it one day in its own thread

You see Serg's latest joke? Paying grants to developers to continue laundering money? kek

Some 22 yo stoner kid/college dropout I know that works as a window cleaner was just telling me how he’s been “investing” in stocks with robin hood but thinks crypto isn’t safe KEK. Sounds like a sell signal to me.

>>19826885
Literally the stupidest person I know just got into buying crypto and stocks on eToro. Bragging about his sick gains. The crash is coming. Its gonna take stocks and crypto down with it though.

>>19822774
Lmao

>>19826838
Why are so many low level defi projects dedicated to using Chainlink? I know its for exposure, but it is honestly baffling that people are willing to spend so much money to use shitlink.

Have you see the tweet by the Kava CEO? The amount of shilling hes doing for chainlink is unreal. I dont get what benefit these guys are getting out of it. Its not LINK is gonna moon to $5 because of Kava

>>19827221
> One sentence is out of the cotton fields shilling
Kek

>>19827255
theres a lot more

>>19827273
Impressive. Very nice

>>19827221
So now you're uncovering the real breadcrumbs. Sergey is paying these guys to shill link. Literally, there is an entire operation with plenty of accomplices, and all of these guys are in on it. What do you think those 500k dumps are going to, besides Sergey's Lambo fund?

>>19827419
I know a lot of people have been saying this. But there just isnt any proof or leaks of this being the case.
I know the 700 k dumps are confirmed. I know theyre using to raise money
But there has never been one employee leaking any type of info or convo of these teams being payed directly by Sirgay to shill.
There are so many low level defi teams all "partnering" with chainlink, and not a single person has come out and leaked anything.

>>19827455
Checked . Chainlink really does turn brands into religions. How else do you control information that well?

>>19827455
Why leak being paid? Would you?

>>19827846
im talking about a low level staff. Like the janitor for Kava or something lol. Someone who doesnt give a fuck what happens

>>19823171
>since 2017
lmao i remember when there was no /biz/

>>19828110
ive been on 4chan since 2012, didnt start browsing /biz/ till 2017
i took a break from 4chan in 2015 though

>>19828052
The folks who shill Link are all nobodies. Alfonso Ribeiro, Ian O'McKeane, Gonser, Rhodes, etc. are paid nobody shills. If Sergey Brin starts talking about Chainlink, or Elon Musk, then people pay attention. These nobodies have no influence or power, hence the price staying down.

If LINK was $50, all of this would be moot. DASH went from pennies to $1300. The way Chainlink has been shilled on biz, you'd think it had the same moon mission. Instead, you have a shit token that has had no better gains than Shopify

>>19828210
we havent had good gains in crypto since 2017 though. Everything has been shit and Chainlink has unironically performed the best since.
ETH still hasnt breached $500, meanwhile LINK is breaking ATH

The scam is pretty successful i say

>>19828227
Someone who held a stack of 100k ETH or 1000 BTC made it. Someone who holds 100k LINK tokens is worth not even a half a million dollars. What can you do with $400k? Can you retire from your wage cuck job? Buy a house in a safe, quiet neighborhood amongst the rich and famous?

The average stink shill on biz does not have 100k tokens. Even at 1 million tokens, you're worth not even $5 million. $5 million makes you upper middle class, not upper class.

Just trying to educate the plebs on here that unless you make it to $8 million minimum, you haven't made it. 3 years, no one has made it but the founders.

>>19828625
Trip off you retard

>>19828625
im saying looking at shit for the past 3 years uncle.
What the fuck has ETH done since 2017? NOTHING. Its been failure after failure since 2017 for ETH hence why its not even close to its ATH. Meanwhile LINK is reaching new ATH often
You seem to keep dodging that LINK is the best performer since 2017. Yes, It would be swell to own ETH when it was $1 and XRP when i was sub penny, but that is all 2016 and 2017 shit.

For the past 3 years, (well really since 2019) LINK has been kicking the who crypto worlds ass

>>19827846
Precisely, it’s like the mafia mobsters handing you $10000 every week just to keep letting mafioso’s have VIP treatment at the club. Why stop the money stream? Nearly all of the recent 500k dumps have been used to buy off people to shill LINK, it’s absolutely disgusting. Money laundering, scamming for partners, buying out paid shills not to mention I heard serg is using hitmen on certain people unraveling the con who might expose him to feds/SEC. Legitimately he’s at the point where he’s have people whacked. I said mafia for a reason.

>>19829231
You're kidding, he's going that far?

I own 50k link

>>19829595
KEK that's not how secure trips work faggot.

>>19829595
Ayyy i knew uncle had big bags.

>>19829595
Nice uncle good job!

>>19822892
>Chase Private
>Has 250,000 in proprietary mutual funds that only give him 1-2% a year while the bank is siphoning out the 5-6% in fees

Ok Boomber

>>19822404
keep fighting the good fight, fellow marine.

>>19829634
I secured your mom's ass.

>>19829695
I don't hold any mutual funds and I'm certainly not dumb enough to pay that kind of pocket change for boomer returns. You Invest is a JP Morgan brokerage that can hold shares and ETFs

When you're wealthy, you spread your assets around

>>19829965
>JP Morgan's You Invest
Sure buddy

>>19822404
Because at best those companies are all trading well above the traditional multiple. I look for undervalued things. Right now OPES for burgerfi merger, literally the next shake shake and will be 50+ instantly, plus it has the SPAC going for it which are all hot af right now.

>>19829965
In my opinion, your 401k should be your only mutual fund or ETF exposure. Beyond that there's plenty of ways to play the markets, but I never understood the point of having a S&P 500 based 401k with employer match, and then buying shares of SPY with your brokerage account. Why not just dump the cash into your 401k for the eventual tax benefits?

>>19830341
*Excluding plays on sector based ETF's of which there are plenty of attractive strategies.

>>19822989
>do you believe the fed will carry the market that much
yes

>>19822404
You got lucky with options. That luck ain’t gonna last forever buddy. Take the sure thing. You do realize link will probably hit $80,000 within the next 5 years, right? You will probably have upwards of 10 million dollars if you buy a decent link stack right now. Oh, and I hate you. How about you take a gun, insert it into your mouth, and pull the trigger.

>>19830478
uncle old fag has 10m in amazon and like 95k eth lol
eth is a way safer investment

1k in a day.

KTOV and EVOK will pump harder than any crypto.

Crypto is a 2017 scam.

>>19830059
All sorts of brokerages. Merrill, Fidelity, Vanguard, Schwab, but what would you know about that poorfag

>>19830341
I don't do ETF's but they would be acceptable. Individual stocks only

>>19830478
LINK will hit $80 THOUSAND per token? Hahahahahaha

>>19831478
Shhhh ;-)

>>19822404
Keep being a Trumpist piece of shit. America isn’t great enough yet.

>>19831615
>>19831478
Samefag.

>>19822404
crash eet

>>19829695
>He thinks we actually pay the fees

>>19823179
>Based uncle as always how you doing brother?
Cringe.

>>19831989
really makes you think

Is stash a good app for stocks? what app/website should i use?