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GF threatening me to sell my crypto... I never should have told her my balance...

>> No.19817697
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19817697

Convert it all to haircomb token,
tell her it's lost in a boating accident.

>> No.19817724

Cringe.
How much do you have?

>> No.19817743

>>19817724
15K LINK
.5 BTC
34 ETH

>> No.19817814

>>19817743
Literally nothing, i could burn that every day for a whole month.

>> No.19817829

>>19817691
dump her.

>> No.19817836

what do u mean threatening you lol

have you been married for years now and its shared wealth?

why do you say my crypto then?

what the fuck is that thread

its literally your crypto tell her to fuck off

>> No.19817872

>>19817836
it goes like this virgin
>sell your fake internet scam tokens and buy me stuff or you lose access to my wet holes
op does need to stand up for himself though

>> No.19817902

>>19817872
just dump her lol and find someone that doesn't do shit like this

>> No.19817926

Remind her that she has no idea how to create that kidn of money herself and that she needs to prove she's not absolutely retarded.
If she's retarded she's not hard to replace

>> No.19817937

>>19817691
Dump her and never marry her.
>when a judge tells you to give half your crypto to your ex wife

>> No.19817944

>>19817691
Change your passwords and don't give them to anyone else you worthless retard.
Also, dump her, she's obviously filth.

>> No.19818001

>>19817691
nice LARP
>>19817836
lurk more newfag
>>19817944
cringe

>> No.19818371

>>19818001
Have sex.

>> No.19818565
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Girls I got my boyfriend to sell all his crypto. There is this really nice modern pink fridge I have my eye on.

>> No.19818634

>>19817691
throw her of something high and say she fell by accident

>> No.19818646

Show pic of her

>> No.19818664
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19818664

>>19817691
ditch her

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19818716

>GF told me if I don't sell my crypto she's going to fuck me with her strap on
haha what do I do guys this is awful haha

>> No.19818746

>>19817814
lol.
regardless.
Tell her:
"No"
Easy.
Do you lack testosterone?

>> No.19818758

>>19817691
You should sell your girlfriend instead. She sounds like a cunt.

>> No.19818801

>>19818758
Adding to this:
Tell her "No".
Fuck her good.
Find another girlfriend.
Don't tell any more *people* how much money you have period. Easy learning lesson here. Just a gf.
You win.

>> No.19818802

my god where did all the autists go this shit is maximum cringe, 4chan is totally invaded by reddit

>> No.19818830

>>19817691
Most women aren't worth dating to begin with, but one that even thinks that is her business DEFINITELY isn't worth dating.

>> No.19818850

>>19818802
Sadly it's true. In the Statera general there is some reddit-spacing freak arguing that there's not wrong with transexual and that we should all 'grow up', and people are defending it.
Disgusting.
Cancer.

>> No.19818873

>>19818664
Imagine if she got on top of you in bed. You would be totally trapped by that ass. Imagine!

>> No.19818914

This is why you never talk about your stack to anyone. The second they become aware your investment has some sort of value, they'll be on you like vultures and will sink to the lowest of lows in order to get a slice of the pie. You did the research and put down your money. No one is entitled to once cent of it other than yourself (excluding taxes obviously).

Back when I was looking to buy a house, my parents offered to help me with the downpayment. Part of the agreement though, was I had to show them my balances on my bank accounts, 401K, and any other investments. I willingly provided all my account information except for my ether wallet with a 30K of LINK. Had I told them about it, they would have forced me to cash out my stack, which would have been roughly $45K at the time. That same stack is worth about 3x that now.