/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19795737
post pics of proof you work at mcdicks and I'll help

>>19795737
Buy Compound token last week

I'd like a mcrib and some mcfries and can I get 9 mcnuggets

>>19795737
I'll list some stuff, so please don't be a faggot
>LEARN A SKILL
>GET UP EARLY
>COOK FOR YOURSELF, EAT CHEAP BUT HEALTHY
>TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
>AND
>LEARN A FUCKING SKILL
>LEARN A SKILL YOU NUMBNUT

>>19795737
Don't waste your money on booze or drugs and learn how to cook a few basic meals from scratch.

what skills should i learn

>>19795737
>Put your money to work.
>Cut back on stupid expenses, essentially.
Start by not wasting money on stupid shit like expensive coffee, expensive food, clothes, etc.

>Don't get caught with your pants down
Keep some cash in case you lose your job or some other shit happens

>Invest what you can.
DYOR but if you're not confident in your understanding, consider that money lost and consider it training

>Don't fall for /biz/ scams

>>19795838
what skills should i learn

>>19795906
Also, think for yourself. Don't be an NPC

still here OP. post a pic from your store and I'll start you out with an eth wallet

>>19795906
Be a fucking hunter. Don't be lame.

>>19795957
i am not at work right now, is a pic of mcds hat good?

>>19795863
im gonna counter this. waste money on booze and drugs, you'll feel a lot better. so much better you'll start working to earn money for more booze and drugs.

>>19795737
stop being a faggot.
I did lots of jobs when i was in university and the most lucrative were tutoring school kids on the weekend for 25€/hour and driving cars from the factory to their parking spots for 13,50€/h.

I had to gave up on tutoring even though i got a lot of personal injury compensation because the kids were just unbearable or retarded.

What I also did was donating blood, not for the kikes of the red cross but for the university. For normal blood donation I received 40€, for blood plasma 20€.
I would not advise to donate too often (once a month is perfectly fine) because over time your arn vein will start to look like you take drugs if you dont give the skin enough time to heal.

>>19795737
There are plenty of business opportunities online.
> youtube (upload random compitilations if you're not creative/ good on camera)
> drop shipping
> get a lot of followers on social media and do sponsored posts
> outsource work with fiverr
> manipulate micro cap coins
> free porn/ video site with adds or affiliate deal with download site
> if you're high IQ: Poker, trading, sportsbetting, arbitrage
> etc.
Just to name a few. I have a very good "job" online (don't want to explain), but if I didn't I would consider getting into youtube. It's still very easy money if you're hard working. Just look how shitty chanels such as "Daily Does of Internet", "Cowbelly" and "Reddit and Chill" are.
Most of the really good opportunities aren't obvious though. You'll have to keep your eyes open, make connections and apply your skills.

>>19796067
Generally the speaking, if you're the kind of person who never knows what to do and can't come up with your own ideas then making it on your own probably isn't for you.
Just getting some useful degree and become a wagecuck.

>>19796067
>free porn/ video site
Lol where did you get this idea
Video hosting is expensive as fuck you’re gonna go broke in 2 minutes if your only business plan is “ads”

>>19796110
It blows my mind how many people don’t have ideas and even admit it like wtf it really seems some people were just born to be slaves and are not ashamed of it

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff are so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>19795986
Unironically started taking adderall to work more, now I’m down a 500$+ meth habit and have to work more in order to support myself

>>19796133
I really shouldn't be spoonfeeding you guys, but you can outsource all the hosting to premium sites and get a cut of the membership fee.That's what I meant by affiliate deal.
Don't try this if you're a burger though. You'll end up in jail.

>>19796169
Look into modafinil.

>>19796169
Try rum

>>19796178
thats an interesting idea, what country do you live in that allows you to do that legally?

>>19796151
Sorry, deleted my post.
Most people (even on 4chan) are literal NPCs who can't think outside the box. They just don't have what it takes to make it on their own and have no choice but to become wageslaves.
Some people also seem to think you HAVE TO reinvent the wheel if you want to make it on your own. If you want to start your own business then you can simply travel to another city/ country and look for a succesful small business to copy.
But as I said, most people don't have the go-getter attitude to make it on their own and need to be told what to do at all times..

>>19796204
Isn’t that just booze without the calories

>>19796253
It's not legal in my country and I don't do it. I just know that there are people who make a decent bit of money doing.
They are most likely living in third world countries that don't care about/ enforce copyright claims.

>>19796178
Oh so you mean actually produce the porn content yourself? You’re even more retarded than I thought kys nigger

>>19796156
>McChicken sauce
MAYONNAISE. IT'S FUCKING CALLED MAYONNAISE

>>19795976
yes just prove you work at mcdicks

>>19796297
No, that's not what I meant. Although you can make good money doing that too if you get into fetish stuff. No need to be an asshole. I'm just trying to help some of you poorfags out. I already made it, I don't need to be here.

>>19796312
Apparently in some parts of the country they don’t use mayonnaise but something else. In the Midwest it’s all mayo but I heard in New York they use something different.

>>19795737
no idea anymore.
i work sometimes.
but the amount of money i make in a week is nothing, it does not negate the washes and waves of my gains/loss in any capacity.
i just do it to keep me busy, cause i did 12+ years sitting in a room on a computer in the dark.
so i cant really stand doing it anymore.
i need to go out sometimes and do random bullshit.
wether it is working..
or getting nome chix tendies.

i can work a month... 70+ hours a week..
right..

and it will have 0 effect on my $.

doesnt matter if i make or lose.
it doesnt fucking matter.

>>19795737
buy linkchain

>>19796312
Also you’re replying to pasta.

>>19796350
idk why you care but here

>>19796500
I’ll never come here again biz this was the last straw

>>19796500
Let me put it to you bluntly, there is no easy money out there unless you're
> a) very talented/ smart/ lucky
No need for explaining. Just apply your big brains/ talent and profit.
> b) very hard working
Clone a business from another city/ country/ market.
> c) able to think outside the box
If this was you then you would already have thought of several good business ideas.

If a), b) and c) don't apply to you then you have to wageslave. Most people simply don't have what it takes to make it on their own. Sorry, but it's the truth. Consider going to college for a degree that opens up for good job opportunities. If you don't want to go to college then consider things such as diving jobs, oil rig jobs, container ship jobs etc. I'm no expert, but I know jobs like these can pay really well because you are away from civilization for a long time and/ or they're a bit dangerous.

>>19796500
>>19796564
tip top kek

>>19796732
Truck driver is another job that pays pretty well.

>>19795737
Investments only work as a "booster" or supplement to actually having a job. Please don't have the naive assumption that investment income can fix the problem of being poor in the first place.

One key thing: do not spend beyond your means. Always save/invest your money first when you get paid, before you spend a penny on frivolous shit.

>>19795737
Sorry anon I left mess in the bathroom I was aiming for the toilet but the sink was right there so I just used it instead. Its seems like I have clogged it as well and the taps won't turn off can you please deal with it.

>>19797762
he's not on shift right now but I'm sure the manager will have him on it first thing in the morning. I am sorry for your inconvenience sir.

>>19795737
Start a moving company. Barrier to entry is low. Rent trucks from Uhaul/Penske. Hire people off of cragslist. Give it 3 years. If you don't like it shit can the business and start something else. It will give you a better understanding of capital and labor and how our system works. Don't take out a loan and get in debt. You can bootstrap it you just have to be scrappy but if you work at McDick's you already know how to pinch pennies

>>19798636
If you are not successful with the business, it looks about 1000000% better on a resume than cucking at mcdicks. win win

>>19795737
I'm the son of Nigerian immigrants that came to this country with less than $300. Yet I'm educated and have a high-paying career. The same goes for my siblings. Get off your fat ass and stop making excuses.

>>19798773
lmao look at this nigger

>>19799113
This guys kids will replace yours because living off the last two generations excess that came through toil and hard work is coming to an end. Your line wont be missed

>>19796732
>lucky
Should OP post his shitcoin address?

>>19798773
nigger, you got a gibs ride. Everything free.

>>19795838
gay and lose-money-pilled

>>19798773
same
pull yourself up from your bootstraps

>>19796169
https://youtu.be/oSPT27XyY1U

>>19796067
>> manipulate micro cap coins
bruh....

>>19796067
It's like you purposefully made a list of all the lowest barrier to entry, lowest return meme ideas.

>>19796034
Based anon. You do what you have to do

>>19795906
Hunt niggers

how about just pretending you got money like the rest of /biz/?

Lmao @ being a little bitch who's best idea for making money is fucking mcdonalds. You want money? Get money. Take the money you have and think of ways to use it to make more money. Read a book on Texas Holdem, take 200 dollars, play against niggers at a casino. They're bad at poker like everything else. But just give them an attaboy and they're usually just fine because they're very used to losing money. This was one simple example that was already mentioned but is viable. Plenty of faggots buy cellphones at lower prices and flip for profit consistently. A hustle like that would cost your maybe 2k initially as you build your bankroll. Strong prey on the weak. Find the platform where you can achieve that purpose. Or be poor.

Enable options trading on Robinhood and yolo your rent money on short dated SPY calls

>>19795906
learn2code/justburself

>>19799572
>that came through toil and hard work is
Enjoy your place in this fucking strip mall of a cuntry.

>>19795737
Dentist
Lawyer
Doctor
Engineer
Finance

Pick a career like the above and you’ll have a comfortable salary for the rest of your life.

>>19795737
Is sales a good skill?

>>19799722
You know that's physically impossible right?