/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19790909

OP is HURRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

just invest in bitcoin u fucking retard

Same knowledge younger body huh, I would be equally as angry and unhappy just with more hair on my head

>>19790909
I'd probably skip btc and prepare for the eth ico. Then I'd prepare for LINK ico.

>>19790909
actual retard detected

>>19790909
BTC->eth->ans->link

Or just go balls in 3x leveraged ETFs after the 08 crash

And go super bear in feb

Fuck man not even trying

>>19791136
>Skip the single best performing asset in the history of this piece of shit planet
Good idea

First thing I'd do is have sex in high school because I was an oblivious autist.

>>19790909
>start lifting
>invest in btc
>stop being autistic
thats all

>>19791578
>learn martial arts
>jelq from teens

>>19790909
1. Myself.
2. Big 5 firms - FB
3. Bitcoin

>>19790909
a lottery ticket

>>19790909
Bitcoin will be less than pennies. Just dump $100 into BTC, get into FAGMAN stocks, buy some gold and silver, and put the rest in basic index funds.

Put the $600 dollars I had back then into Bitcoin and become a whale

>>19790909
Mine btc with a fucking cpu. Same for fucking ltc and doge. Grab fagman

>>19790909
1) Invest 10k entirely in Netflix @3 dollars a share
2) 2014 your netflix shares did a 20x
3) Invest the entirety of your 200k in an Ethereum mining rig (which will recoup its investment in 3 months so effectively 3 months of mining would yield more ETH than buying outright)
4) Once eth goes past 100 USD and difficulty rises start mining Monero
5) At this stage liquidity will preclude buying any shitcoins so convert ALL your ETH and Monero to XRP in December of 2016 for another 5x
6) You should have billions of XRP at this stage and exit in January when the volume is at ATH
7) Convert to stonks taking a 50+% tax hit
8) Buy DIS, TSLA, AMZN
9) Sell just before Covid epidemic hits and buy credit default swaps
10) You should currently be worth 30-40 billion, invest all of it in AMZN and Bitcoin 50/50

>>19791136

>>19792751
Fucking idiot. Buy bitcoin you fucking retard

Would invest in BTC early on and use a condom with my current wife.

Would have invested 100k into Netflix, Tesla, and apple.

Buying Bitcoin would fundamentally change it because the supply is reduced. One person buying the majority of the coins for nothing would probably kill it completely.

>>19793092
Yeah that is my concern too.

>>19793092
>>19793204
>I either buy nothing or all of it
10k stacks used to be normal. There's an address with 1m BTC out there right now.

>>19790909
LVS when it was trading for like a dollar and change in 2009.. it went up 80x 4 years later at which point i would sell out..

>>19793204
>>19793262

You can still buy it, but you obviously can't buy every circulating coin

You'd probably come out best buying 50k coins max and dumping as soon as soon as it hit $18k. That pretty much makes you an instant billionaire. Take your money back to fiat and play the game again with eth.

>>19790909
I STEAL MINECRAFT. I STEAL MINECRAFT. I STEAL MINECRAFT. I GET BOUGHT BY MICROSOFT AND INVEST 2 BILLION IN CRYPTO. I LEARN HOW TO BOT/SCRIPT TO BECOME A CRYPTO MOGUL.

I SAVE, I REPEAT; I SAVE THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY FROM THE GARBAGE THAT WAS THE 2010s

I also save the culture industry, no more memes, no more internet humour, no more imbecillic 5-8 year old internet humour.

I'd fuck Jagex, Hasbro, EA, Ubisoft, Gearbox, Sega, Nintendo in the assssss and then I'd go for Disney.

I'd take over an eastern european country and employ my gorgeous eugenics laws.

>>19790909
Maybe mining lots will have less of an effect on price.

lmao if I could go back to 2008? Oh I would be a god. I would tell my dad to load up on central banking stocks or Boeing. Would take college community course while in highschool. I would start a law mowing business while in highschool. When I get out of highschool I'd make sure that I had 60 college credits. Would go into the Air Force Reserves. Go to a State University, get a degree in Mathematics and go into the Air Force as an Officer. Dump my entire pay check into Crypto while in. Become first Trillionaire and buy me remote land in Montana and leave humanity behind.

>>19790909
I would blow every fucking penny I had on getting the most high end computer hardware I could get and just fucking mine 24/7 as soon as bitcoin came out

My body. I was a fat depressed high schooler.

You will never be rich because your actions will affect the future

>>19791136
kek fucking retard
>>19791215
>>19792827
high IQ

process is simple, buy bitcoin at pennies then eth then antshares