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>>19787217

$100 for an hour right? Well, let's not waste time I can't wait to blackout and get dicked down by your massive BBC. Drinks are on me.

Thank you Jerome for applying for the role of Police restraint training assistant, when can you start?

>>19787217
I've walked into job interviews after not showering or washing my clothes for weeks. You could see the look of disgust on their faces. Still got the job because I'm one of a handful of engineers who specializes in what I do. I even tried to see if I could get fired after getting the job by making.By making inappropriate remarks to the girls at the office. instead I was just quarantined to my office and forced to attend sexual harassment training

>>19787217
My apologies Ko'bron, I didn't realize you were a king of color on your application. Obviously forcing you to work for money is too closely resembling the horrific tragedies your ancestors felts hundreds of years ago.

How about I pay you to fuck my wife instead? 250k starting. Black lives matter amirite? Pound it.

>>19787310
What if your wife looks like pic related?

>>19787326
It's because we're very progressive

>>19787303
>proud of being disgusting & antisocial

>>19787672
Butthurt poorfag

>>19787310
probably a larp
but even the larp is based.

>>19787217
Darnel right? Ok here’s your security uniform... let’s see medium? Yes, ok. Jerome is going to train you today, you’ll be working the front.

So i iiz uh just Stan they er, rite? I can look et mah fowen rite?

Y-Yes, you’re guarding the Facebook entrance. Try not to look at your phone but you can when time allows

>>19787244
Your final fantasy is a nonexistent video game character stroking your ego? Ughh cringe.

>>19787683
I'm an ee & work for raytheon, I also am specialized & in demand. Not wiping your ass right & eating your own boogers arent entitlements or perks afforded by your skillset. You are just a busted piece of shit nobody likes

>>19787217
you are hired!

>>19787767
>Not wiping your ass right & eating your own boogers arent entitlements or perks afforded by your skillset
Obviously it is or I wouldn't get every job I ever applied for. Sometimes I'll even take interviews overseas and they will comp the plane ticket, hotel rooms, and food. It's great being me.

>>19787800
I'll stick with getting laid whenever I want you can have fun being you

>>19787217
Good at pickin cotton? Fuck in line, nigruh

>>19787860
Oooooh look at this guy

>>19787303
>By making inappropriate remarks to the girls at the office
How are you able to get away with this shit in 2020 anon? you would get #METOO so quick

>>19788050
he is probably larping but in the off chance that he is not its because he is actually an essential worker meaning they cant fire him or the company cannot keep on truckin.

>>19787767
good slave, master jew would be proud

>>19788050
Because companies will deal with this kind of shit bc of his skillset. I've seen it irl it's fun to watch the women who are used to having their every whim catered to seeth & watch the hr roastie fight back the urge to puke as she makes excuses for these autists.

>>19788097
>essential worker
Maybe after Corona they'll reprimand him

>>19788123
they are not essential because of corona, they are essential because they actually possess unique skillsets as>>19788117
this guy says.

>>19788117
>>19788143
How do I gain such power anons

Imagine even calling a nigger for a phone screen let alone an in person interview. Must suck to work for a company with diversity quotas

>>19788172
aquire an unique skill that few people possess that is vital to a lot of bigger companies sucess or just to a few niche companies that provide an essential service.

>>19788172
Autism
Really - git gud - unique important skills that can't be bullshitted

>>19787217
Your face tat says "Self Made" Why are you looking to wagecuck?

>>19787217
>I'm here for the job yo
absolute state of no LENDers

>>19788207
based

>>19787800
If this is not a larp you sound very sad. And from the way you talk you its very evident that you have no friends and no one could like you. Im not saying this to be mean, I'm sorry you look the way you do and had to grow up being you but if you want to actually be happy you need to take a hard look at yourself and change yourself and the way you think and act. It is within your reach, you just need to put in some effort and do it.

>If this is not a larp you sound very sad. And from the way you talk you its very evident that you have no friends and no one could like you. Im not saying this to be mean, I'm sorry you look the way you do and had to grow up being you but if you want to actually be happy you need to take a hard look at yourself and change yourself and the way you think and act. It is within your reach, you just need to put in some effort and do it.

I see a writer, an engineer, a doctor

>>19787303
Im a ME stuck in an analyst position, if you could please let me know what you specialize in I'll owe you one.

ragie wagie get in cagie

>>19787217
Can't wait until the police are defunded in Memphis.