/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19783011
Another perjury in court

Quiet we don't want people to figure it out just yet, I am still accumulating

>>19783011
>i was sexually abused by my uncle when i was young
>here is my uncle that will swear i am satoshi
yikes. cringey

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.521536/gov.uscourts.flsd.521536.582.2.pdf

>>19783018

fpbp

I hope everyone who unironically thinks that absolute autistic faggot mother fucker is Satoshi gets raped to death by a pack of niggers.

>>19783082
white paper copy. 1st draft.

>>19783082
>craig was studying the blade this entire time
Holy shit, I take back everything I said Craigison do not decapitate me

>>19783156
kek

>>19783140
so emotional lol

>>19783162
>>craig was studying the blade this entire time
based

>>19783140
>t.seething antifa greg

>>19783660
12 on "greggles" and 5 in general, muh dunces. This is typical alinsky kikery. 95% of people shitting on BSV dont hold BTC but you exclusively argue against BTC, this is also pretty much picking a target of expertise to argue about. Another kike rule.

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>>19783011
>>19783069
WTF? This guy is the person who raped Craig Wright when he was a kid?

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>>19783156
Remember this is real, as in they actually provided this as "evidence" and expected people to believe it.

Yes, BSV fags are this fucking retarded.

>>19783156
>those burn marks
Holy shit there is no way this is real. Burning the paper and then putting it out right away... This is what a kid comes up with because he forgot to do his homework and wanted to hand it in late

>>19783156
>BURN MARKS
>LOOK HOW TOTALLY OLD THIS PAPER IS GAIZ

LMFAO THAT'S WHAT I DID WHEN I WAS 6 AND MAKING PIRATE MAPS

I just read the whole thing. The uncle is very crisp for his age. cross examination defended himself very well, however there is one incongruency. He said he didn´t mine but ran a node, and that twice.

CSW anti raspi tirade foots on the fact that only miners are nodes..... only possible explanation is data node, a backup if the mining nodes go sour. damn the nostalgia I got.

>>19783156
Why did Craig take bites out of the whitepaper?

>>19783011
cregs mom sure to testify. he's really a nice kid, at heart, as well. Compulsively non-factual little scamp that he is.
Uncle Don on creg sister tho:
>Did she help with Btcoin?
>who Lisa? No, she's too thick

>>19783156
Haha nicley placed "coffee marks, and lighter burnt edges". Absolutely looks like it's the map from The Goonies

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>>19785733
it was made by retards on twitter
i guess that makes you all bigger retards

>>19785946
they forgot the rusty staple huh?
>retards on Twitter
yea, its fucking full of those

>>19783156
>that pen scribble capitalizing the "C"
huh weird how that didn't make it into the final version

>>19783156
Why did Satoshi Nakamoto strike out “rely” and correct it with the handwritten “fuck”?

>>19783156
>>19784740
It's literally some corecuck twitter fag who made it as a joke.

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>>19783082
So now that Craig is confirmed Satoshi, what is the new coretard narrative?

>>19786651
Nutildah is Satoshi Nakamoto

>>19786651
nuke satoshi, forget he ever existed

>>19783082
>I asked him how did he come up with that name and he told me that he named it - I understood he was telling me it was two philosophers. One was of the ilk of Adam Smith...
https://medium.com/@craig_10243/satoshi-nakamoto-a7c4cf21253e
>Satoshi Nakamoto is an amalgamation of 富永 仲基 (Tominaga Nakamoto) and Ash Ketchum (サトシ; Satoshi).

>>19783082
Gomenasai, my name is Craig-Sama.

I'm a 50 year old Australian Autismo (Crypto investor for you gaijins). I use white papers and bonded couriers in court, and spend my days perfecting my scam and playing superior Bitcoin forks. (BSV, AI on the blockchain)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak technicals poorly, both crypto and the regular CS, and I write poorly as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bullshido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my recognition in court, I am moving to MtGox to attend a prestigious exchange to learn more about their magnificent exit. I hope I can become an impostor for Satoshi Nakamoto or a scammer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I lie to my followers and jury of my peers and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Court!