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Give me ONE good reason you’re not invested in this man.

>> No.19775271

How man Mars pills does it take to convince two women they are on the new Dragon elevator to Uranus?

>> No.19775349

>>19775222
>They couldn't figure out how to use the elevator
Elon 'engineering genius' Musk sighting confirmed

>> No.19775440

>>19775349
They were probably too high and thought it was funny to play with the elevator.

>> No.19775462

>>19775222
Who do you leapfrog to after elon musk? Saudi price? Bill gates?

>> No.19775471

>>19775222
Cheating is degenerate.

>> No.19775482

>>19775440
either way, he's really not coming out of this story too well, is he now?
>altho, 3some with amber and carla. Id be tempted

>> No.19775652

>>19775462
only virgin like musk would take her

>> No.19775671

>>19775471
based and redpilled

>> No.19775719

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9STeuK_5Fc
Holding some heavy dEpps bags.. was not anticipating he would go all involuntary cuckhold.

>> No.19775767

Do you think her bush is as hairy as her eyebrows?

>> No.19776744

Because he is overbought. You are way too late in figuring out that he was worth investing in. You're a laggard that will be dumped on by the smart money who got in years ago.

>> No.19776803

ok, this post gives me the motivation i need to make it

>> No.19776973
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How could anyone betray sweet love able grimes?

>> No.19777025

>>19775222
>supermodel

It always amazes me how absolutely average so many "supermodels" are. There are at least 10 girls I went to high school with that are hotter than her.
Guess its just a roll of the dice, and sucking the right cock(s) in hollywood.

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>>19777025
yeah, total uggo anon
that amber is an actual fucking demon tho
>ohnono

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19777252

>>19775222
GUYS - I FIGURED OUT HOW TO INVEST IN SPACEX.
You buy into the Fidelity fund that holds SpaceX private stock, then you short all their other stock holdings. Bam, you're now a SpaceX investor.

>> No.19777305

>>19777192
She has a manly face

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>>19777192
a lot of "thats a man" jokes around here but she actually looks like a man
why the fuck would anyone wanna have sex with her???

>> No.19778232

>>19776973
She fucks niggers

>> No.19778241

>>19775222
uhh hello, based department? you're going to want to see this

>> No.19778247

>>19777252
My friend works at SpaceX and they sell employees stock every month

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>>19775222
Cus he’s part of the kabal

>> No.19778352

>>19775222
Even elon said he didn't fuck her though. He wouldn't have to lie

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>>19775482
>he's really not coming out of this story too well, is he now?
He already couldn't be any more of a legend, and then you learn he had a threesome with those AA+ thots... and you think he's coming off "badly".

Congrats on getting cope of the week, you really fucking earned it with this shit

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>>19775222
Daily reminder Elon is a retard, but he come from a powerful illuminati lineage, so of course everything goes well for him in life.
And Cara is 100% an MKUltra prostitute.

>> No.19778533

>>19777025
>It always amazes me how absolutely average so many "supermodels" are. There are at least 10 girls I went to high school with that are hotter than her.
>Guess its just a roll of the dice, and sucking the right cock(s) in hollywood.
+ having rich family

>> No.19778723

>>19778469
Anyone have the jewtube video?

>> No.19778775

>>19778469
>>19778352
make your minds up now boys

>> No.19778790

>>19778775
What? I'm saying elon is saying he didn't fuck her. He has publicly said "i dont know why depp wants me to cuck him so bad"

>> No.19778964

>>19776973
La creatura....

>> No.19779159

>>19775471
Based and christianpilled

>> No.19779407

>>19776973
What is this goblin

>> No.19780168

>>19779407
talented.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
and you?

>> No.19780204

>>19775222
I own 5 shares. I am but not gonna /make it/

>> No.19780404

>>19780168
She's like an old, ugly, less successful, less talented, dumb version of Billie Eilish

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>>19775462

>> No.19780462

>>19778528
Mega cope right here.

>> No.19780479

>>19780444
Baron is the only one not fucking a kike as even his dad sucks them off.