/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for what the fuck is going on here

Fuck off japanese weeboo

Fuck anime

>>19764452
bros........... im scared........... is this the rugpull........?

Two circuit breakers tomorrow, the full retrace by Friday EOD. Perfect opportunity to sell low, buy high.

>>19764446
BIG RED DILDOS

>>19764452
it's nothing you fucking retard and other retards
if it was real futures traders would have already dumped and sold

>>19764343
We are already in GFC 2: Corporate Debtaloo. The reason we are in this meme 'kangaroo market' is because investors have not decided whether the USD will be sufficiently devalued in time for when everybody admits the emperor is naked. Some people think there will be a crash beforehand, others think Jerome's printers will catch up first. The important thing is, NOBODY thinks these companies are worth the prices that are being paid for them today.
I won't give financial advice because I honestly have no idea what is going to happen. There will be mass poverty and unemployment, and assets will be worth more than they are now in 2-3 years time. Those are pretty much the only certainties.

Wiould somebody pay me to shit post anonymously on Internet forums to drive traffic? I’m pretty good at it, I promise.

>>19764482
From last thread: could be that stocks were artificially inflated by someone putting up orders are inflated price, but the farce is no longer being maintained as someone lapped up the last of the fake valuated orders.

>>19764471
>>19764481
Fuck YOU

Doombull here.
Accumulating TQQQ and TMF. Devising a method to siphon profits into inverse USD (Gold or Krones, for example).
The economy is right proper fucked and the only choice is the markets for all this money.

>>19764508
Based

>>19764492
dont spread this fearmongering bullshit, we dont know if that price is real. Im a fucking bear and im scared

should have named this thread coping bears general

are these stocks just the first ones to show the cracks? like there's a veneer of artificially high stock prices? wouldn't people with level 2 be able to see this before?

this is fascinating.

>>19764500
>There will be mass poverty and unemployment
Why though? People want to live a good life, which forces us to always advance. What makes you think they just give up and start living like this is post-soviet russia?

>>19764452
he bought? dump it

>>19764524
How can it not be real when it's on nasdaq?

BEASTARS IS THE BEST ANIME OF THE CURRENT YEAR

the boomers reign has gone on long enough

>>19764446
Nice Menhara thread

WAKE UP!!!!
WAKE UP AND DRINK THE COFFEE!!!!

>>19764452
>>19764349
there's no fucking way...
someone executed a deep ITM call or something and it happened on a smaller exchange and got reported after hours...
It's not legit.

>>19764342
free up who for more debt? The company to issue debt? I don't see how the fed buying it from another creditor frees up the company to issue more debt.

>>19764338
w-what?

>>19764508
based

>>19764511
I FORGOT TO BUY TMF TODAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19764452
Somebody panic dumped asset managers I guess. Insider info? Why right now?

This looks pretty artificial, not sure if it has anything to do with the massive drop. Please tell if it isnt artificial

>t. brainlet

Redemption incoming. I need to get above break even, I'm under contract to buy a house in northeastern PA and my RH dollars are going to become most of my spending dollars in about six weeks

>>19764549
>someone executed a deep ITM call or something and it happened on a smaller exchange and got reported after hours...
That wouldn't affect the stock price like that. The volume is 1, not a multiple of 100, for one. You can't exercise options after hours, for two. It's not based on a random exchange, it's options clearing house at all times, for three.

>>19764544
it says the volume is 1, thats what has me confused

>>19764537
doesn't matter what people wants, what matters is how the money moves. the money moves in ways known to no one, and its movements are not able to be controlled by anyone.

Bears can dine on my ass, I'm four grand off my all time. It's going to be depressing to hang up my spurs.

>>19764497

Mother fucker don’t talk to my home boy ever like that again you under stand me

>>19764553
no one cares about your identity here snowflake faggot

>>19764553
>30k FOMO into penny stock

you deserve to suffer

>>19764553
autism

>>19764576
Nature shall prevail.

>>19764576
So where does the money go? C'mon, don't be vague?

>>19764579
damn what happened with that ridiculous dip?

>>19764553
the fuck are you doing?
no one told you to put your trip back on

>>19764564
well I don't hecking know
if someone really bought into a fake wall and broke through to the cheapies... shit good for them

>>19764553
nice. what's your target price?

>>19764568
That's why I'm thinking the market looked like this:

200 x 1 (limit dip buy, not traded)
---
330 x 1 (limit dip buy)
490 x 1 (limit dip buy)
550.0 x ~1000
550.4 x ~4000
---
And someone came in and bought all that shit, but didn't want to also take "200" and under.

so is this it lads, are we all fucked tomorrow? I'm a bear, so can't fucking wait

>>19764545
the wolf better get over his oneitis with the slut rabbit

>>19764564
Fuck stonks. What a fucking stupid game. The rules keep changing but the person changing it is never you. If I wanted to gamble I’d go to a casino. At least the casino doesn’t try to pretend they’re an investment vehicle.

>>19764452
Can you stupid bitches go the fuck back to iFunny or funnyjunk. Swear to god there's so many stupid fucking people here now.

The meme lines aren't holding; I think we're due another drop

>>19764606
I think nothing special will happen tomorrow. Maybe a few stocks (like blackrock) get fucked. Also, this could be an actual attack on blackrock for their participation on these ebin jpow times.

>>19764600
probably march

>Australian PM Scott Morrison has told reporters we're expecting 100 Billion loss from the economy posting from the months of April - July, with May unemployment figures looking to be around 4 million unemployed
ASX ritual suicide pact when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhXLYP3SmTo

>>19764600

I pussied out and sold when I was all in on LTBR and it shit the bed in Nov 2018

>>19764553
You were supposed to buy ZM not ZOM

In light of Norwegian Cruise Line's decision to put cruising on hold for all (or nearly all) ships until November, a thought popped into my head:

Is it possible that some companies are actually trying to go bankrupt, with Covid as the scapegoat? What would they stand to gain from that, if anything? Are there any anons here familiar enough with bankruptcy and corporate bylaws who might have thoughts on this? It's my understanding that insider shares are paid out first, so the corporate "core" is made whole first, and retail shareholders are left holding the empty bags after restructuring. If this is true, then Norwegian and other companies could be planning on going bankrupt for the benefits it entails. If this is impossible please correct me.

Another thing I find interesting is that Carnival still seems to be planning on beginning cruises again soon. Not on ALL ships but on some, sort of like trial balloons. So this strategy may not be endemic to all companies (if it's real at all).

Thoughts?

I recently changed my Schwab taxable account to cash from margin so that I can avoid the PDT rules. Really enjoying it. Can do these kinds of quick trades for as long as I have free cash, and since options settle overnight those funds are free and clear the next day. Until I'm not a sub $25K marginlet I really can't see going back to those damn PDT restrictions. I've found that options nearly will always give you 1 or 2 chances to bail out, usually with some profit even if it's a tiny win. It might be a fleeting moment, but doing these small momentum trades as much as you can really adds up nicely. Basically just watch for those huge ramps, jump in and jump out, good for a nice 10-20% realized gain and there you have it.

>>19764633
why are australians pretending to have problems? they want to be included with the rest of the world even if it's bad? maybe getting some free money printed too? lmao

>>19764620
Jesus Christ, it's too fucking early for futures to matter.

>1m candles
Why are you torturing yourself?

>>19764633
how is that going to affect anything? The markets stopped reacting to the economy ages ago.

I fucking hope it goes down, what are some ASX stocks to go long on?

>>19764511
Bought tqqq today

I asked in the last thread but didn't get a response. I'm planning to buy at close and sell during premarket or immediately after open if futures are way up night before. Planning to alternate between soxl and tqqq, maybe DFEN. How stupid is this

>>19764633

4 million unemployed? that's 1/3 of their workers

>>19764656
We're already getting free money until September.
If we get a second wave and another crash though, we might have to go full Australia LLC. and borrow money from you fags

>>19764664
Cope

Goodnight coffee anon. If we meet again I'll ask how you like the spices

jesus christ you fucking piece of shit making me look at that

yeah, the cancer has metastazed and gone terminal. I hate it.

>>19764649
pusy

I’m so glad these fucking shills are here to talk us all down. I would have panic sold all of my holdings and tanked the US economy. There’s def something up between BlackRock and JPOW. I just don’t know what.

>>19764671
service based economy ;^^^^^^))))))))))))

>>19764652
Looks like my Norwegian stock isn’t going to moon for a while. Should’ve bought carnival to desu but I highly doubt anyone would go on a cruise now because of COVID. Those things are hotbeds for it literal ticking time bomba you’re sending over to another country.

Hot stock tip of the week is to put in .80 limit buys on MYOS, heard it here first lads ;)

>>19764687

its a guy

>>19764695
theres a general on this board for penny stocks

>>19764667
Why not just hold onto it?

>>19764652
bonds get paid first
then you see if shareholders get anything
i really doubt these executives will get a tidy sum from this

>>19764691
So they don't produce anything. Neat.

>>19764703

Thank you, I've been out of the /biz/ and /smg/ game for a while

>>19764679
the virus doesn't even fucking exist over there
why are you guys pretending to be retarded? fucking australians

When will Boeing go back to 300???

>>19764713
yeah so fuck off to there or reddit whichever you prefer

>>19764701
i can literally see the pusy lips

>>19764683
Unlike majority of retards, I'm actually hedged so I don't give a fuck. Unless you are trading futures, there's literally no point in watching it minute by minute at this hour.

>>19764708
Because this seems to be pretty common. Taking advantage of premarket pumps, basically

>>19764527
After hours smg is always more bearish. Without the market to validate decisions, fear and overanalysis kick in.

>>19764652
The company higher-ups who wanted to bail and take profits did so in January/February. If you remember, there was a massive wave of CEOs and higher level executive resigning before the economic damage started to kick in.

>>19764724
traps have "pussy" lips.

>>19764620

Funny enough, this graph is almost mimics BTC 5m (more smoothed, of coure).

Which basically means, that literally everything is due to Jerome and the printer.

Everything is coupled and therefore fucked.

>>19764667
before u ask how stupid it is, why dont you tell us what analysis you conducted to create your system

>>19764727

You're right, I'm just bored.

>>19764711
The majority of our GDP is exporting iron and coal to the Chinese so the Chinese can turn it into pigmetal building materials they used to build another 20 ghost cities to stave off 2008, but the mining boom ended and the chinks are all stink eyed at us for some shit so exports slowed down too.

>>19764718
The government kneejerked expecting the bubonic plague.

oh wow I thought I was joking about this tripfag being from reddit. He posts on wsb unironically with the same username

fucking yikes

>>19764549

>WAKE UP!!!!
WAKE UP AND DRINK THE COFFEE!!!!

I'm not drinking your vagina coffee. You can't make me

>>19764679
>We're already getting free money until September
wrong. JobKeeper will run until September, but Scomo and (((Frydenberg))) have already said that they'll start shedding industries from the program. Childcare is off it soon, and the construction industry is likely to go next.

while the program will still be active, it's very likely no one will be allowed on it.

>>19764746
Does this guy know what’s fucking meme he’s become?

>>19764733
> After hours smg is always more bearish. Without the market to validate decisions, fear and overanalysis kick in.
Big facts

Can anyone explain why this mooned so hard? It's a kang media company apparently

>>19764751
Trading Asian markets would have more benefit to you than what you are doing now.

>>19764751
No keep posting, watching futures is the only thing to do in Australian hours.

>>19764754
>build another 20 ghost cities to stave off 2008
They also own shitloads of Australian real estate and politicians.

>>19764772

I'm not trading at all. Just observing. Just hanging with my pals at /smg/ and passing the time since the lack of a job has left me nocturnal.

uhhh i dont think its really down 28%, probably a glitch
right?

>>19764611
Can you explain what happened?

>t. brainlet

>oil dumps further while futures creeping closer to green
just fuck oil so fucking much with its retarded rollercoaster. fucking peaks at +5% yesterday, dumps to +2%, now -3% despite bullish as fuck news

>>19764771
its a pump and dump

Where do you guys find your stocks? How do you make your educated selections?

>>19764611
What do you expect from shoe shiners? They will be gone in 2021 when they are margin called and have their houses foreclosed on.

>>19764756

I don't think I've posted on wsb in well over a year, I've used a trip in stock threads here since probably late 2017 and this same trip since 2007 so idk mayne. /smg/ caused the greatest regret of my life, I missed an all-in fill by two cents per share and it went up more than 6X in the same calendar week

>>19764809

do you have a dartboard?

>>19764733
I think each company is taking a different approach depending on their own philosophy. Carnival sold shares and took on new, better debt in a balance sheet restructure that was clearly aligned with a philosophy that 'the show must go on.' Mean while we haven't seen this level of commitment from Norwegian. Norwegian appears to be much more willing to acquiesce to the general narrative that people have no agency, they can't think for themselves and decide whether to take a risk of getting sick. A couple of months ago Norwegian was already hinting that they may not be able to continue as 'a going concern.' This is a fancy way of flashing bankruptcy warnings to investors. Carnival made no similar warning.

I guess what I'm getting at is painting all businesses, or even sectors, with a broad brush is a mistake. I think we're going to see a divergence in strategy, where some companies see Covid as being too much work and expense to mitigate and so bankruptcy is a better out, while others just want to give the people what they want if they are willing to take the risk of doing so. Very different philosophies with very different results, especially for shareholders.

Somehow this place manages to be worse after hours than during.

>>19764809

I read through company balance sheets, determine their free cash flow levels, compare their value to their share price, and buy companies which are undervalued.

>>19764809
> Google company
> Read everything for hours
Brute Force retardation works alright for me.

Why do I have a job? I can just swing trade TVIX for a living. Seriously.

>>19764821
crazy over all these years you never figured out what a trip is for

>>19764823
We’ve all heard that but it seems like some are better than others.

>>19764809
uhhhhh
the WHO prophet said to invest in plastics, and when I searched for "plastic" on robinhood clorox was the first result
I bought calls and now I'm rich
kinda a no-brainer

>>19764809

I put money into random stocks and usually end up in the green

>>19764603

I would honestly bail at .24. But I think anything other than a gentle climbing motion and some patience will have ZOM stable and range-trading in the high-.20ss low-.30s by August

>>19764794
>I'm not trading at all
That's the point.

>lack of a job
Even more reason to trade Asian Markets.

>>19764853
just buy the shittiest companies you can find and they will soar, then they will dump.

>>19764761
lmao, of course the slimey jews cant deal with handing out free cash.
Imagine when they ask the new unemployeds on Jobseeker to go do "work for the dole" type shit when double money ends.

I only buy stock of companies that I have insider info about. I live in the Bay Area btw.

>>19764839
Best resources on how to read a company’s financials?

It is really hard to go from zero to 100,000.

How hard is it to go from 100k to 200k?

>>19764872
google it

>>19764864
>That's the point.

Yeah but my point is that I'm doing this because I'm bored, not because it's practical.

>Even more reason to trade Asian Markets.

A lot harder for me to evaluate foreign companies.

>>19764837
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
BIG RED/GREEN DILDO
BULL/BEARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
There. Now afterhours is like normal hours

>>19764821
I've been in every single smg thread for bar minimum 6 months, and I've never seen your trip.

>>19764846

I wouldn't keep using it if it wasn't for a ban amnesty years ago, tis wah tis

>>19764871
What is your insider wisdom

>>19764872

/smg/ or wallstreetbets

>>19764876
The former is impossibly hard, the latter is only 100% hard. That's infinitely easier.

>>19764864
I want to trade on TSE but I'm a filthy gaijin and don't know Japanese well enough to be confident in doing so. I don't even know how to get a broker.

>>19764888

I haven't posted here much in the last year and a half aside from the biannual brag about my babydick gains, plus I rarely contribute anything of any value. One extra roll of the scrollwheel and you missed my one or two posts and you did not miss anything

>>19764871
The SEC would like to know your location.

>>19764809

>>19764855
>WHO prophet

I thought the super prophet/messiah level 3 worked for a financial firm, not WHO?

I pulled out most of my wins and just leave oil/chemical penny stocks.

If the prophecy is right, which it should since so far it's been 99% accurate, we should be getting the 2nd wave soon with Brazil fucking things up.

>>19764877
Okay anon, I genuinely hope you get mad gains tomorrow. We're all gonna make it.

>>19764904
Why would you want to trade on the worst stock market in the world?

>>19764890

just kys or stop posting

>>19764904
>trading in japan post 1980s

>>19764760
>I don't want the free test boost and hormonal rebalancing from young pussy pheromones
unwise.

>>19764914

Closed my calls yesterday and didn't bother to buy puts because I'm a pussy, so I wouldn't count on it. But same to you!

CNN just put an article on their front page about "coronavirus cases surging"

tomorrow is probably a red day

https://www.cnn.com/

>>19764909
Good, trips should just lurk.
, you're a shining example of our normal trips.

>>19764936
> cnn

>>19764903
I went from zero to 60k and I have a good bead on 75k. That's why I'm asking. At the rate I'm going I'll be at 100k by the end of the year. So I want to see if doubling it is going to be just as hard.

>>19764579
>hang up my spurs
You will be back in less than a month after "quitting". You may not get off the ride, you will continue to chase the dragon.

>>19764913
idk i think he heavily implied he worked for WHO
and I've been seeing all these headlines about brazil so I'm back in cash after making a lot of money yesterday and today
gonna be visiting a coin shop soon to get some constitutional silver and i might get another golden buffalo from jmbullion
got a lot of sardines but more wouldnt hurt

>>19764936
>https://www.cnn.com/
>CNN link in 4 chins

You must be a redditfag tourist, uh?

>>19764936
You might’ve well as just linked directly to 4channels /biz/ board for financial advice, lol retard

>>19764958
yeah the more you get the more scared you get to lose it

>>19764916
For funsies.

>>19764958
Go to a casino and put the entire sum as a single bet on a game of Blackjack.

>>19764936
Yes, Florida is the one they are going after in particular, for a couple reasons:
1. It's where Trump moved the convention. It's a political target of opportunity.
2. Florida is the most aggressive in testing, in part because DeSantis is a great governor and in part because there are lots of old people there so it makes sense.

One thing to note is that deaths have not kept up with cases for some weeks now. This suggests that either treatment is improving, or those most susceptible tend to be the ones infected most easily in a pandemic (or some combination). I tend to believe the latter is more important in this case. Noe one wants to talk about the innate immune system vs the adaptive immune system, but people who are healthy tend to have strong innate immune systems. This system prevents you from ever being sick to begin with. Thus people with weak innate systems are more likely to have become sick in the initial big wave, and therefore were also more likely to die, which skewed the apparent lethality of the virus.

My personal belief is that every time the MSM FUDs the market and it results in an appreciable drop, this is always a great dip-buy opportunity. So far I haven't been wrong on this strategy and I'm up well over 100% as a result of trading it.

>>19764969
You call everybody a fag if you don’t like them, you virgin.

>>19764969
>>19764971
not a redditfag, news is news

>>19764936
>https://www.cnn.com/
thanks for this
you've just opened up an entirely new world to me

>>19764980
Then get raped by the taxman big time when you lose. Like reallllly bad.

>>19764985
suck my fucking cock

>>19764958
No you did not.

>>19764981
>2. Florida is the most aggressive in testing, in part because DeSantis is a great governor and in part because there are lots of old people there so it makes sense.
basically there's this city-state here called "The Villages" where old people live and they basically have orgies. It's like an AIDS hotspot and now a covid hotspot too. It's probably the only reason florida is so, allegedly, out of control. It's just the old people in the villages partying it up and infecting eachother without a care in the world

>>19764540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2PuGfRoAu4

>>19764969
>>19764955
>>19764971
The point is that CNN is pushing FUD on normalfags, not that they are a reliable or respectable source

We’re going down down, spinning up and around
Sugar, we’re goin’ down swinging’
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded gun complex
Cock it and pull it

>>19765017
this

Futes goin' a little above the trend line

My friends gf is an rn in Vegas. Today she told him that there covid floor is still closed because of lack of cases. You’d they would spike since Vegas opened back up recently, why didn’t they spike ?

>>19765017
wow you've solved the markets
such redpill

>>19764965

I thought about getting silver but metals have a weird way to flip flop, so went with a new rifle and a shit ton of ammo instead.

All the money in online accounts is backed by the federal government and has a papertrail, so it's probably safer than my house.

Brazil government took down the covid-19 deaths from its website like a week ago, so you know shit is pretty bad now.

>>19765042
It turns out that actually, yes, the virus was a hoax.

>>19764936
The only time I see CNN on is in the lobby at work.

>>19764446
Loading up on puts right before jpow opens his mouth
They will print by the end
And then switching to calls for the bounce back

i had never been on cnn's website before and ended up reading an article about how NY real estate was much lower, since 2 bedroom apartments were only $5k/month (normally $5300) and didn't have the normal $8k brokers fee (normally 14% of annual rent).

i'm in california where things are expensive but new york just blows my mind. what's rent like where you live?

>>19765041
Keep ‘em coming.

>>19765056
So market is confirmed for fake and gay ?

>>19765061
>>19765078
news is gonna start ramping up coronavirus news because its back on the menu. CNN is just an example and other sources will print the same story tomorrow

All US news conglomerates profit from fear

>>19765086
It turns out that all the old boomers who watched the market tank and said "it's literally nothing, stop freaking out you dumb pansies" were right.

They're all poor now. But they were right.

>>19765054
Idk why but find this cute asf. Why cant i have a gf that looks like this. But in human form?

>>19765017
literally NO ONE watches CNN
It's all boomers (and incompetant young people who don't know that they can get actual news on the internet) watching Fox News and then some libs watch MSNBC.

Every night growing up, after the simpsons reruns, Fox would play a commercial with a terrifying question like "TONIGHT on Fox News At 10, a dangerous new drug that turns children into rapists and they don't know they're even on it! Could your child be on it? The signs to watch out for and more at 10 o'clock!"

TV news is built to hit fear. If it bleeds it leads. They can't go for sex like Mexican TV, so they have to hit fear hard.

That's actually why I was shocked when CNBC was downplaying it for fucking months. The government must have had their foot on the throats of MSM to keep them from talking about it.

>>19765018
BIG KEK

>>19765097
sounds like a distinct possibility.

>>19765061
Like the weather channel, CNN is mostly used for background noise on TV's nobody is watching.

And then occasionaly someone can look at it and say something like "would you look at that, heck of a hurricane they have going on in Texas...

>>19765105
except that the stats show boomers heavily sold out completely in Feb-March, don't they?

>>19764844
To gain more capital to fund TVIX swing trading of course.

>>19765106
I met mine at my job. She even dances like this sometimes. She doesn't know she's my gf, but she is, and she doesn't know that I know her birthday is tomorrow and I'm bringing her donuts (her favorite thing besides candy) and candy too

>>19765078
I live in the australian version of a ghetto, and i pay $390/fortnightly

>>19765123
Where are you gonna dump the body after you rape and murder her? Are you going to pick apart her feces to see if she actually ate any of the donuts you gave to her? What kind of donuts?

>>19765115
>except that the stats show boomers heavily sold out completely in Feb-March
Bianco is a bull now, boomers are warming up to the idea of infinite fed money. I'm honestly on the edge of capitulating at this point. That fight at 3000 S$P was insane.

>>19765123
>Anons gonna go to HR tomorrow.

>>19765115
We aren't talking about TV viewership though

>>19765143
she likes boston cream
I don't have to kill her. She'll probably kill herself someday from the way she talks. She's old and she lost her husband. We work together a lot (like 50 hours of the 70 hours I work is with her) and she's my gf

>>19765152
I am HR

>>19765160
I stand corrected good sir, carry on.

>>19765123
Anon, please don't hurt her. Think about your future.

>>19765139
so $780 monthly? what does it cost to live in not the ghetto? is australia comfy? seems like everyone there is very good looking. i'm in LA suburbs and around here everyone tries (and fails) to look like a kardashian. if you're not in a hip part of LA it's not a good scene.

>>19765011
I did, but of course wage slaved to get close to 18k before I started investing.

>>19765041
Nice astrological chart.

>>19765186
don't project your violent fantasies onto me
we are wholesome couple

>>19765143
Why would he kill her?
The goal is to stimulate her breasts for 10 - 20 minutes every couple hours and attempt to induce lactation.

You don't kill the goose to get the golden eggs, you keep it healthy and happy for a looooooong time, and collect those eggs on a regular basis.

It's kinda like dividends, I guess.

>>19765149
Mike Wilson seriously has me finna close out some positions tomorrow. I have too many anyway.

And it'll be easier to take my money out of RH and move it to my bank and then move it to TDA than it would be to move my stocks to TDA.

Sucks that'll have to pay gains taxes on muh gains. I'll probably keep one share of everything just so I can keep track of what news RH feeds on those stocks. And consider grabbing some options every now and again.

>>19765187
sounds like you're in the persian suburbs...
go to a different suburb.

>>19765143
Literally straight out of a Punisher comic.

>>19765187
The weather is comfy, and that's it.
We're all now jobless, cocaine costs $500 a gram, we have entire suburbs filled to the brim with drug addicts on meth and MDMA with a steadily increasing Chinese, Punjabi and Sudonese population.
The state government's are shit and the ASX is cancer.

>>19765205
>we are wholesome couple
Good to hear.
Hope you tell her the good news one day.

>>19765205
It doesn't have to be violent. If you put enough Xanax in her donuts it could even be peaceful

Another resistance trend line broken! Hot dog.

>>19765204

Yeah? What's it to you, tough guy?

What happened?

>>19765251

>>19765251
They're making it affordable to buy in.

>>19765236
>the evil murderer is a nerdy looking weirdo
>the hero good-guy killer is a macho badass chad guy who is loved by all women but he only has a heart for his dead wife... but he still has a dick to get wet.

>>19765258
So this is what bears believe.

>>19765139
I live in a comfy hip area of downtown Columbus and I pay the same amount with water and cable including HBO included.

>>19765258
Negative rates
Negative indices

>>19764809
My picks come to me in prophetic night terrors. So far I'm up on RTX, SSL, and MRO.

>>19765275
Yes.

Keep buying those airlines stocks friends

>>19765285
you too?

>>19765251
biggest pump n dump in history

>>19765042
Because despite the virus being contagious as fuck, it isn't really that lethal as media would like to portray.

>>19765248
Futures green, yet again. I'm gonna kill myself.
>>19765228
I think I'll wait till Friday to make any big moves, but i'm done with my current trading strategy. I'll probably stay cash heavy until the end of June.
>>19765258
Cockyness like this is the reason bears always fail.

>>19765308
>Tfw a 10k invested into BLK in the year 2000 would now be half a million

>>19765339
You don’t seem to understand how reverse splits work

>>19765329
>Futures green, yet again. I'm gonna kill myself.
Stop looking at futures. Stop thinking about the market outside of market hours. It's all fucking meaningless. It's random. Just wake up and 9:30 and sell off any profits, wait for the dip, buy the dip. Sell the profits next morning.

>>19765198
18k > 0. It's simple.

>>19765251
I don't get it, is this a meme or something? You're the second person I see posting this, but everywhere I'm looking shows 550..

>>19765367
It's post-market, retard. It's on the nasdaq or anywhere else that shows post-market data.

>>19765300
>Oh no, no one will ever fly again!

Stay poor, retard

>>19764580
based as fuck

>>19765367
You’re probably just using a cheap broker/website. A lot of the time the prices aren’t even close to correct, specially during trading hours.

>>19765355
It is actually more complicated than that, but fine I did not start with zero as that is impossible.

>>19765374
Airlines are the most financially unstable companies in the world. 3 months running less than full capacity can easily ruin them in normal times.

>>19764452
where is this from?

>>19765390
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/blk/after-hours
Don't look at 'after-hours price' since it last updated before 5pm, look at the trade log below it.

>>19765374
I am sincerely worried about you guys losing it all.

Regret not selling. Anyone else in a similar situation and beating themselves up over it? How do you all set your stop loss limit orders?

Eg: It hits $10, you immediately sell stocks at a limit order of $9.80. Or do you have a different recommendation?

does tvix's value track the vix almost instantly? pic related is small sample size from today

>>19765435
TVIX is super short term VIX futures

>>19765446
but as far as the actual value fluctuations go, does the tvix go down in value almost simultaneously when the vix does?

>>19765424

What was the play?

>>19765458
not always. The futures market is separate but they are very intertwined. There has been days where TVIX is very green while the S&P500 is very green but it isn't common

AHHHH I FUCKING HATE FUTURES. WE'RE TANKING TOMORROW AND YOU CAN'T LALALALALALAALAL YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS

>>19765398
You mean where a whopping 1 share was traded? You're retarded if you think that price will hold for even 30 seconds past 4am.

>>19765424
It's because you're a greedy cunt who decided to let a moon like that ride then had regret in your gamble not paying off.

>>19765353
This fucking pissing contest going on between the Fed and the CCP is absolutely fucking maddening. That’s my tax money you’re using to pump this shit. I hope the Chinese get what they want and you fucking die.

>>19765347
...What?
BLK had I think one split, not a reverse split.
BLK was a genuine pennystock 20 years ago and then they went from being worth 3 dollars to being worth 450.

No idea what you are talking and neither do you if you do not know fucking BlackRock.

>>19765469
I hope we have another 2 weeks, want to buy more puts.

>>19765424
trailing stop.
Usually 1% for less volatile things
3-5% for more volatile things.
Every time I've lost money on a trade it's because I didn't stick to my trailing stop. Thought I could squeeze more.

>>19765424
Dude I just looked through my last 30 days trades on Robinhood and etherscan and I regret so much. But seeing some lose out on $100k plus makes me feel so much better. Losing out on $10K hurt me bad but this puts things in prospective.
Hope you didn't miss out on much but obviously your good at this so I'm sure you'll be just fine.

>>19765424
You got greedy m8. Should’ve sold at a fair price then what you bought. Friendly reminder that a 10% increase at purchase price is amazing.

>>19765471
Nah I was also being indecisive about selling. Still up long term but it does sting. It was a calculated risk that I was expecting to pay off more months into the future, didn't expect it to pump so soon. Closed out my position when I learned new info that will likely dump the stock's price very soon once more and more people realize what I found out. Had I found that out last week Monday I'd have bailed then and there.

Well at least I found new picks with great potential in the nick of time recently.

SPY puts for tomorrow boys?

>>19765483
I like it because they are using this money on leverage to get super fucked.

>>19765530
>Puts
Sorry sir, this a communist free zone.

Oh great Chinese overlords, hear me! I am on your side. When the US becomes a Chinese vassal state please deliver justice on this land by sending all these old white boomer fuckers to prison for life. They have plundered the common folk and left them destitute and hopeless. This hubris must be punished to the fullest extent.

>>19765302
Yeah. I'm up on OKE too but got butchered when it tanked last week due to the offering. Went from an unrealized gain of 103% back down to 50% and don't know whether to take it or wait for it to run back up.

>>19765540
What do you have against options Anon?

>>19765552
he wants you to buy calls

>>19765552

Puts are the problem, not options

>>19765530
NO
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
THE MARKET WILL NEVER BE RED AGAIN

>>19764623
>Maybe a few stocks (like blackrock) get fucked.
You realize they're trading for the Fed right?
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/27/business/coronavirus-blackrock-federal-reserve.html

and they were authorized to buy corporate junk bonds the other day.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fed-announces-plans-to-buy-broad-basket-of-corporate-bonds-2020-06-15

BLK's performance is a proxy for the performance of the US Economy now. S

>>19765530
stocks only go up my man, look at the charts.

Going 25% gold 10% PDBC see you guys on the other side of stagflation next year

Biz shill me a stock and your US state of choice to start a future as a 23 year old male with a master's degree. Was thinking of Utah or Iowa.

>>19765470
The entire set of all orders were filled out in post-market. Nobody will not try to buy at the new low price. except the panic sellers and algorithms who will autodump. With such a large gap, it's guaranteed that tons of stop-losses will trigger. The only question is which side is stronger. This isn't "one trade", this is ~8500, ENDING in one trade.

>>19765604
Are you huwhite?

>>19765604
Zynga and Alabama.

>>19765604

TVIX, Alaska

>>19765611
3/4s the other 1/4 is hispanic

>https://www.indiatvnews.com/news/india/indian-army-given-emergency-powers-lac-chinese-pla-ladakh-faceoff-galwan-626828

Is Sino vs Indian war bullish or bearish

>>19765608
Draftkings, Arizona

>>19765615
>Alabama
Too dangerous given current climate.

>>19765512
Considering the volatility I was considering puting something like 180k as the limit (should a sharp drop occur). Would've kept a bunch on Tuesday's sharp drop. But instead I forget or was indecisive and do nothing about it. What the heck I'm so retarded I even knew there was limited upside once it hit 200k. Haven't messed with trailing stops much iirc so should go take a look in a bit so I can prepare myself.

>>19765519
>Losing out on $10K hurt me bad
Yeah last year I lost about 10k when my account was smaller and I gtfo'd from stocks and options. Seems like the bigger the account gets the bigger the hit needs to be to feel it.

>>19765522
That and I felt like I was in a strange haze. I wasn't fully responding to my own thoughts of putting a stop loss. Would've walked away with 180k had I done it (probably slightly less as I wouldn't have sold other things in my portfolio but I'd likely be above 170k).

Oh well I'm now in a position where it'll be difficult for me to lose whether the market pumps, dumps, or crabs. Iust a waiting game as I'm finally not running the math incessantly looking for the next picks.

>>19764771
Reddit is now shilling UONEK as next pump Ndump

>>19765637
Absolvtty bvllish. The US gets two birds with one stone.

uhhh

>>19765637
Insert RTXchad meme here

What if we just talk like black people for the rest of the thread?

>>19765660
My fucking tax dollars, Jerome! Fuck!

So what are we buying in the morning, friends?

>>19765675
shiet nigga finna pick up summa TVIX

>>19765670
Nice try you government spook you ain't gonna get any incriminating evidence of the evil "CHANZ" for your media psyops.

>>19765675
930 dips, I’m eying gamblers delights (MGM, Draftkings, etc). NBA gearing up, MLB must decide soon.

>>19765660
uh oh bull bros we got too cocky..

>>19765668
Here

>>19765689
It’s just that same redditr trying to fit in

>>19765690
>9:30
You’re buying... the open?
Are you mad?

>>19765608
Not to mention the other three companies that this has happened to. This is really fishy. All at the same time as well.
>>19765628
Then you're in.
FRO and Vermont
>>19765654
Happens to the best of us man. Consider it a very expensive lesson. I now either set exit prices, and actually stick to them like the Gospel, or set trailing stops and don't look back.

>>19765660
>lil' zoomie investors melting up the market
>big dick investors dabbing on them

>>19765657
I think we’d have to support our pajeet allies though... maybe get some sort of proxy war with India in a losing position if pakis side with China because they hate india

>>19765578
>EEYY TONY
>Yous thinks its such a good idea to roll the banks, the fed, the bond market, and the US gov into one blob?
>Of course it is. We're in the garbage business.

Our Powell which art in the Fed,
Hallowed be thy Name;
Thy bullmarket come;
Thy pump be done
in earth, as it is in market rallies:
Give us this day our daily print;
And forgive bears their trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass against us;
And lead us not into put options,
But deliver us from evil;
For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.

>>19765739
Honestly fuck China. I hope the pajeet have hidden Civilization Gandhi assets and destroy China.

>>19764890
I don't think I like you. Not even a little bit.

>>19765746
ayyy I chuckled

>>19765709
Not at 930, waiting to see quick dips

>>19765739
India at best is a neutral partner. During the cold war they often were aligned with the soviets and chinese due to their socialist parties despite being part of Tito's Non-aligned movement.

The US at most may have an interest to sell us arms to the india but will drive pakistan closer to china. The US best bet it to wait it out and see how it is going before "supplying" our Pajeet allies.

>>19765710
>Consider it a very expensive lesson.
Like a rich old man telling you he'll give you 50k if you go into the gas station and buy him a soda of your choice and you reject the offer cause who'd pay that much for something so easy. Someone else does it and you see the guy get a legitimate 50k check.

>buy the dip tomorrow
>$
>finally get gf

>>19765710
Thanks. Are there that many jobs in vermont though or is it a bunch of bernie's running around?

pls let me break even. I need a green day tomorrow and the rest of the week

>>19764809
My picks since pandemic have come from sentiment. Global, what will people need and miss. Trying to figure out how to buy calls. Too nervous still.

March till now:

Holds
CCL @8
RCL @22
UAL@24-26
RTX@52
RGS@4.50
MRO@3.60
PK@5.75
JBLU@6.80
GUSH@27.50
CGC@10.80
TPB@18.60

Sold
IMRA
Bought@15.86, sold@60

Bad Buy
HTZ bought in Late march/early April
@3.60-5 blah

>>19764610
Except you have a much better chance here than at the casino.

>>19765796
Same fren, last week I was overjoyed at having broken even since I've started investing 3 years ago to only have it fall apart by the middle of the week because of muh 2nd wave.

>>19765780
I don’t need your filthy money, you fucking boomer. Go rape some more Cambodian child prostitutes.

>>19765278
Old Town East?
>HBO
Fag.

>>19765814
Do you not understand how calls work or just don't know how to literally buy them?

>>19765820
I only got in recently and I'm down nearly $400. But I've learned some things in the process.

>>19765820

Wrecked

>>19765754
Indeed fuck that chinks. We’ve been in a Cold War for ages. Especially a tech war.

>>19765578
>BLK's performance is a proxy for the performance of the US Economy
Now that seems to me like an exaggeration.
They’re a massive asset manager, but they’re basically a middle man helping the feds incredible soft-landing experiment. How are they MORE reflective of economic conditions than the other banks/investment banks/asset managers?

>>19765820
so you're "investing" huh? good for you bud.

>>19764809
I get high and shout at the pigeons in the park.
I choose stocks based on the random letters Im screaming when the police takes me away again.

>>19765814
>Trying to figure out how to buy calls.
By clicking on the options menu in your broker?

>>19765820
>I was overjoyed at having broken even since I've started investing 3 years ago
How. We had a 6 year bullrun or even more.
How could you have lost so much money?
I cant even comprehend how you could not have made money here

>>19765787
There's jobs, just nothing too spectacular. It's a beautiful state with relatively few social problems. It does lean towards environmentalism and the left, but it's like a 95% white state. Plus you have New Hampshire, Maine, and then Quebec all within a sort distance. If you're looking for a good job with lots of potential growth, I think Idaho, Utah, Arizona, or anywhere out West where growth is happening should be your choice.

>>19764878
kek

There is no second wave, it's all lies, keep buying, stonks only go up, visit your local businesses. Take a trip to Vegas, you deserve it...

>>19765889
DOW sub-20k soon.

>>19765842
How to buy them.
Since i am new to trading i am just winging it from mobile fidelity.

Actually plan to pull up option chain on desktop and look through fidelities setup

Want to look at CCL and UAL options
For October..once i see a chain i like..its like then what?
Where do i click kinda deal.
Perhaps cause i am viewing options after hours??
Have no clue.

Option buying looks easier to view and buy from RH. Interface is dummy proof.

>>19765660
power crab confirmed

>>19765903

>>19764809
I just hear about different stock (like niggers here yelling to buy ABCD or see in the news WXYZ is announcing whatever) and check out their week, months, years high and lows. So like if I see a stock is trading at $50. All time high was $70 two years ago. This month has gone down to $60. Hit $48 yesterday. And hasn’t been below $40 since 2015. I’d be comfortable buying for $50, selling for $55.

>>19764492
Top circuit breakers

Is it actually possible to become a full time trader and make a living, I want to quit my job because I’m not much of a people person working on computers suits my personality more

>>19765853
If you're down $400 and you've learned anything you will hold.

>>19765947
day trading is a meme unless you are managing large portfolios, half these faggots will be margin called by end of year.

>>19765947
plenty of people do it. its doable. but /biz/ will never make it.
do a lot of reading, outside /biz/. i suggest:
The Intelligent Investor
Security Analysis
Common Stocks and Uncommon Profits
Why Stocks Go Up and Down

it'll be tedious to read all 4, but they'll give you a good foundation. then you can read other books and conduct research on your own

>>19765947
You'd probably be better off buying real-estate after second-wave genocides boomers and white move out of cities.

>>19765954
that's exactly what I'm doing friend

>>19765903
More stimulus is coming soon, more printing, you will not see sub 20k again. Economy will not close again for any reason. Breakthrough treatments everyday, vaccine any day now. You will be left behind when that cure announcement is made and the market skyrockets.

>>19765860
>How are they MORE reflective of economic conditions than the other banks/investment banks/asset managers?
Because one will looking at individual corporate stock values and the other will be looking at who's holding the bag of shit (BLK).
This is repeat of 2008 in that BLK is holding onto all the dogshit assets while everyone else things their shit doesn't stink.

Some mook asset manager is gonna look at the historics of some ticker price of a company that flatlined in revenues during the shutdown and think the thing is solvent; not realizing that it's levered out the ass by offloading junk bonds to BLK / The Fed.
Institutional investors are probably seeing the writing on the wall with their big brother Blackrock and are probably unloading their positions before the mook asset manager loses his shirt and skin.
Unloading into to what, I don't know but that asset bubble will probably pop too.

Meanwhile Blackrock can't do shit because they made a deal in blood with the Feds to eat the shit for the privilege of getting even richer over the past few months. They'll probably get bailed out since they hold all the pensions, but everyone else is in for a wild ride.

Dow 30k tomorrow

>>19765909
if you're not careful, Robinhood will let you blow up( go broke fast) your account.

>>19765977
We'll get to see the extremes of MMT and how fake and gay this montery policy can go.

>>19765977
>"Zhang, release the mutation"

>>19765977
>Never see sub 20k again
In nominal terms? Maybe. I can't imagine how many dumb as bricks retail traders are going to be over the moon about their 500% gains, as 600% inflation appears once the big boys rush into bonds.

>>19765879
I originally did but the money that I made off the amarin run got wasted on me chasing stupid plays and then I held. I went in with 6.5k was stuck at 4.7k for a year and was recovered to 6.7k before rona got out the first week at 5.7 and bought back in and held. Its like I could never keep my gains if I took them because then I would fall for a trap or get into a stock at the wrong time.

that's it for me boys, better hit the sack

>>19766012
meanwhile you lost -500% because you just held cash like a fucking potato

>>19766016
As of now I'm at 5.5k and holding RTX, SSL, OKE, MRO, and TELL in the hopes that the market doesn't shit the bed again like march. I haven't moved any of my positions which although are in the green are still suspect to fluctuation.

If this doesn't work out I will see myself out in this style.

>>19765989
>Unloading into to what, I don't know but that asset bubble will probably pop too.
This is a huge point. Markets are make believe and inflated, real estate has been inflating in its own wild bubble for a decade, the fed is furiously trying to keep bond yields low to prevent a torrent of money rushing into them from the market and wiping out every 401k and pension in existence.

The only undervalued sector is commodities. Even equities are overpriced. Are we going to get to watch the lowest traders on the totem poll shooting it out on Wall Street to claim delivery of physical gold?

>>19766020
I don't know how much money I have, only how much it weighs.

>>19766000
Oh im definitely staying with fidelity. RH crashes too much on any high volume day.
And yes RH can easily fuck ya up. Agreed.


From a software engineering design standpoint. It looks dead simple to traverse and get the hang of.

>>19766003
I mean honestly the feds buying individual corporate bonds, and is probably going to start buying shares in the very near future...how much further can this shit honestly go?

new

>>19766065
>>19766065
>>19766065

>>19766040
What about industrials or is that overvalued as well despite lagging?

>>19766037
No worries Anon, there's more than one way to "make it" champ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBVggGXGxxc

>>19765989
But pow pow already said the Fed is willing to buy the bad debt off the banks, to make them more willing to loan, didn't he?

>>19764809
I find information about the future speculations through various websites and bet on/against the corresponding stock

>>19766069
>Buy government debt, buy mortgage debt, buy corporate debt, buy student debt, buy stocks, buy small business debt
Nothing to see here folks... inflation doesn't exist, well below 2%

>>19766069
beats me.
they're really pushing this thing.

but honestly there's no outlet here. the whole thing is macro focused and they completely forgot about the micro: people actually need money to buy goods & services for all this to work.
an 18% increase in sales from May will do absolutely fuck all to meet the how much was levered to keep stock market afloat over the past few months.

no amount of "bouncing back" will fix this.

>>19766125
inflation is bullish

>>19766093
how long is that gonna work till we see mass defaults?
someone is holding the largest bag of shit of all time and it's gonna explode spectacularly.

>>19766125
>inflation doesn't exist, well below 2%
I hope that shit gets cracked wide open.
the average guy will be able to pay off his 30-year mortgage with easily with the monopoly money.

it'd be a debt jubilee for the masses and a kick in the dick to the international banking cartels.

>>19766191
I don't see wage inflation happening... that's why you need to be in stonks/real estate to get monopoly money

haha stock market go down

I've been holding 20k QQQ for a while now with great returns. But all I can feel is TQQQ FOMO, anyone else that can never be satisfied?