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>>19761562
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>>19761562
>he didn’t network while in college
You already failed the real test. It isn’t how much you know it’s who you know.

>>19761654
I went to a shitty college full of nobodies

I chose stem for a reason

>>19761562
That's a fat man.

Apply in places that are the hubs for your degree.

Start applying in other countries.

If you're American apply all over the country.

If you're european do the same except try Ireland and Netherland too.

They have lots of jobs. Try germany.

Don't be afraid to move to where the job is

>>19761768
I think I will start applying country wide (USA), I was previously sticking to 4-5 large states, what resources do I use to apply for overseas jobs?

>>19761815
LinkedIn is one.

You might consider a masters or phd.

The jobs aren't coming so quick.

I'm starting my masters in September

You can always work 12 hours a day canning seafood in Alaska for 5k a month for 3 months. Canning season is right around the corner

>>19761562
mommy

Or get yourself a plumber's apprentice license and jobs will pay you to learn to be super Mario (who earns $30/hr)

Should have fucking worked while in college you fucking NEET.

>>19761562
imagine the smells. no, actually do it anon. imagine each of the different smells

>>19761978
I worked anon, just no internships ..

>>19761654
basically this, unless you are a savant

You were fucked even if Corona hadn't hit

>tfw haven't even applied for jobs because I am basically unemployable under normal, non covid conditions.

>>19761562
>white trailer trash

>>19761690
What major, specifically? Even in STEM you need connections. Most degree holders are idiots, and that includes STEM majors. If you went to a shitty college full of nobodies, your degree doesn't matter much anyway.

>>19762455
Look at that fine British lad. A perfect
example of the English male specimen.

>>19762867
ME

>>19761562
How much HTZ for this thicc milk trucc

>>19761562
Study for a grad entrance exam while applying also. Will give you more direction and you can maybe go to gradschool if in 3 months still no job.

>>19762455
a right proper lad that is, a true blooded Englishman. GIT EM NGUBU! FOOTYFOOTYFOOTY OOOOOOOOOOO

>>19763128
>Digging an even deeper hole

>>19761562
If 100-300 people are applying for those jobs, you have to be sure you're one of the first people to apply. Some employers won't even bother looking through the whole pile.

>>19761562
I'd be morally obligated to nut raw in her with my BBC. Jesus Christ

>>19761562
Zang. Did this girl get into the DMG private sale tho?

>>19764306
>black anon here

>>19761562
I'm joining the military personally

>>19761562
Imagine having to feed that cow

>>19761626
Not actually true. This is a woman and I know SHES a woman because I know her personally.

>>19762904
Should have picked cs

>>19761907
How do I do this

>>19761920
based mommyposter

>>19761562
please don't tell me bro's i don't want to hear it :(

>>19764943
W-we'll be okay, we just need to make a good cover letter h-haha..

Hey faggot I was you back in 08 so heed my advice.
If you stay put you will get a shitjob in 10 months like I did then you start at bottom and apply for other jobs. 2020 now at 6 figures - started at 10.50 an hr.
Better strategy move to a retard state like North Carolina and use your BA/BS to get an entry level manger job. Then apply for new positions every 6 months. Long hard road but you can hustle if your smart if your dumb you're fucked. Peace out faggot

>>19764725
>https://www.indeed.com/q-Fish-Processing-l-Alaska-jobs.html

Check um. Most of these places give you meals and room/board, but I'm serious about you working for 12 hours a day doing something monotonous as cleaning fish to be put in cans. Take that 15k and put it towards never having to wage slave again.

>>19761562
> Start new job last September, leave company I was with for 10 years
> Big pay, my own comfy office, fancy title
> Job at it's core fucking sucks dick, basically babysit 50 africans and illegals
> Money makes it tolerable
> Covid hits
> My shift gets shut down
> As leadership I'm not forloughed like Africans
> But I'm also not needed
> Get 3 weeks entirely paid vacation without burning a single PTO day
> Called back to work
> Work for 7 weeks
> Old company called me back with bigly offer
> Get paid out for all my PTO, 4 weeks, when I leave
Shiggy fucking diggy

>>19764970
Should I leave my shitty menial desk job then and look for something more appropriate? (16 an hour right now which is shit but livable where I am), I feel like I should make a leap but also want to be practical and don't want to ruin my only income with uncertainty of what's next

>>19765055
nice work anon

>>19761562
you're fucked for life pretty much. once the corona settles, everyone will see you're a lazy piece of shit liability because you have a gap on your resume after graduation.

just accept a minimum wage job at mcdonalds or walmart and pray that your meme degree helps you move up into a $50k salary manager position.

>>19761562
Can I get sauce?

>>19765055
Good one mang.
>be me
>work shit job for 5 years
>finally snap out of it
>quit in February
>stumble upon great job, started in March
>Heisman stiff arm the corona jobless bs and avoid it by a matter of weeks
>make over 3x what I used to
>company paid for corona downtime when work got pushed back (just 40h at base rate, but still beats unemployment)
>back at a field job now
>working through the weekends making double time plus per diem allowance
>feels
>good
>man

>>19764975
Fuck it I'm doing this

>>19764387
No you don't and no he's not

>>19761562
I wanted crispy bacon! These eggs are cold!

>>19761562
Cover letter landed me job lol

>>19766033
COVID-19 considerations:
In accordance with COVID-19 employer regulations, we can only hire Alaskan residents this season.

>>19761907
kek, this or you know... just buy 5k of LOKI and hope you can time the 3x just perfectly

should have listened last month