/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-E
>What does that spell?
>LOADSAMONEY
>Prob'ly...

*ahem*
FUCK BOBOS. That is all.

BUY DENNYS??

BUY TUPPERWARE???

>>19755628
what is the origin of this image?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tJEd7FEHts

>>19755655
My f*cked-up head

REFR is getting added to the Russell 3000

You did buy right?

https://www.ftserussell.com/resources/russell-reconstitution
https://content.ftserussell.com/sites/default/files/support_document/ru3000_additions_20200612_0.pdf

Is DGLY a meme or no? Keep seeing it shilled here

MILK FOR THE BULLS
TEARS FOR BOBO

>>19755634
Very surprised to see this reference on smg...

When you guys buy in do you slightly miss the bottom of the dip sometimes or do you get it exact

I'm furious with myself looking at the handful of stocks I bought Monday afternoon last week, literally right at the fucking recent top

It's only a small amount after a rejig I was doing, but they are still way under

>>19755650
UVXY already up from my buying.
Give me your profits you jogger lover.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Reminder that meth is the superior nootropic for stock trading

>>19755678
where do we get the milk, and how do we get it?

>>19755675
Already pumped. We need the one that hasn't pumped yet

>>19755678
I want a milk cow girlfriend.
How?

>>19755669
Decumulate it

>>19755680
You can never buy the bottom with reliability

>>19755690
The crab

>>19755634
based

>>19755650
go kneel for niggers with tim cook and jerome, faggot.

OIL

$PFE looks like the value play of the week for investors with free cash from last Monday.

>>19755669

Accumulate:

CLF
MRO
REFR
GRPN
SSL

Doombull here
Thesis: Economy is fucked but money has nowhere to go but the market. Market literally inversing the economy.
Betting against America by buying leveraged doombull ETFs like TQQQ or FNGU.
My "hands off" approach buys TMF on "green days" and TQQQ or FNGU on "red days".

My green boi holds

>>19755727
Got fuckin lit on some METH and bought 1k ssl with my last paycheck im so ready for this moontrip. LETS GO MISS FRIZZLE IMA FUCKIN CUM IN YO HIZZLE

>>19755700
Marry into the Braums family

>>19755719
think it will keep going down tomorrow,?

>>19755683
Dont feel bad I did same. I thought it was a dip and went all in then we had this 10% drop this week. Almost recovered it all until jerome started talking then ut dropped again.

Vix is making moves upwards again. show me you're crab walk.

>>19755719
divvy stocks and other defensive stuff is really the only shit i think that's worth buying to hold right now. Hedged to hell, however.

>>19755740
wouldn't doombull be swinging TMF TQQQ and holding FNGS+GDX(J)?

>>19755758

SSL needs to go to 16

It's a strong hold and I think the price is a value buy right now

But I think CLF, MRO or REFR have better probability doubling from current price points while SSL is still catching it's breath from the moon mission from last couple weeks

TA is for niggers, but here is what I see.

Why didn't we sell this morning bros?

>>19755795
I got extra FUCKED on METH na dbought MRO as well. Fucking based

>>19755795
>CLF
it swings so fucking violently. I don't like buying above 6.1 anymore.

When buy calls

>>19755784
No reason to swing TQQQ/TMF. Economy is fucked for the foreseeable future.
And I am only talking about the stock part of the portfolio. Not anything about gold.

Free gibs corona benefits ending in july for the middle class, but 4000 bonus is being handed out to rich businessmen. Bullish?

>>19755700
>>19755696
You think I'd be wasting my time here if I knew?

>>19755812
For a doombull, absolutely. Even more money that has nowhere to go but equity markets.

>>19755806
clear your notifications faggot

Powell do something

>up $10.80

FUCKING SHITTY TANKERS KEEPING ME DOWN

All my corona memes dipped at once

Is there more 2nd wave shilling on the news in the last 5 minutes or is Powell talking again?

>>19755810
GDX are miners, not straight up gold. if TQQQ is the doombull, and equities and the dollar are going to inflate because we're going to suppress the yield curve, then TQQQ/FNGU covers low rate environment growth (smoothed by TMF), while GDX(J) should cover growth in an inflationary environment?

Is XOM a safe investment for my dad? Or should I put his money in SSL for a higher reward, but higher risk?

What do you guys think?

>>19755846
>down 4 dollars
just pick a direction

>>19755752
Is it worth it to buy more REFR? I bought a bunch at 4.60 so I feel like a sucker buying more at this point.

Reminder that June 28th and 30th could be important days astrologically. 28th being bad, 30th being good.

>>19755812
Rich businessmen have to be accountable for terrible Q2 earnings. It'll shift sentiment. Which means more money will be printed to staunch market instability. So yes, it's bullish.

>>19755844
He just spent an hour agreeing with senators about institutional racism, tomorrow the house is up to bat.

Is DAL still a good buy right now? I figure it should soar soon but feel it's really risky.

someone tell me what to do i have July 17th valaris calls for 1$


do i keep em or do i ditch em

>>19755798
You missed some obvious patterns

>>19755865
I would buy gold instead of gold mining stock. That hedge seems counterproductive. You get gold miner shares because you are worried about the dollar being worthless....and are compensated in dollars.

>>19755881

Stock is at 5 with only 150m market cap

Is getting added to the Russell 3K later this month

Do your DD

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/REFR

>>19755619
That's saltwater, not tropical anon. Think guppies or neons.

>>19755894
It's among the safest bets in a risky sector. LUV too.

>>19755869
imagine if you were in the gym with her alone and she was taking those pictures and u heard this squeaky brapppp and all the sudden the gym smelled terrible wwyd haha

>>19755926
eat her shit

easy

>>19755911
well at that point, wouldn't it be pointless to go long on tech? the miners should go up in tandem with real losses on other plays.

>>19755919
Huh, I didn't know tropical fish couldn't be saltwater. I see these fish (moorish idols) in Hawaii, beautiful fish even though I know nothing about them.

>>19755914
>DD
>this market
"stocks go up", that's the "DD".
>company posts record lifetime revenue and never-before-seen guidance
>stock price tanks 50%

>>19755914
>stockwits
>reddit spacing
go back faggot

should I put 200 in Byzn?

Is SPY gonna poomp in power hour or nah

>>19755940
lol i actually waited for a hot girl to shit in a starbucks once just so i could go in after to smell it. its disgusting man...

too lazy to type the entire story but i have posted it bt4

>>19755655
moot buttfucking /a/

Is he /our guy/?

>>19755926
god that would be so gross haha I would have to immideatly leave

>>19755964
>these are the people I share this board with

>>19755964
hahahaha

if u were horny enough u could have jerked off in there

as you scrubbed the floor with the mop and locked the door and put employee cleaning sign up

>>19755971
kek, based

>>19755971
no hes a retard
Mr. Ackman is the real king of /smg/

>>19755973
pussy

>>19755908
yeah you could also make the justification for sup/res at 26k, the angled line is short term upside trend. I have literally read 8 300+ page books on TA and 95% of it is BS. Can't wait to go back to work(I was in quarantine), actively watching the market is not good for your health.

>>19755982
These are the people you share your starbucks with.

>>19755941
>well at that point, wouldn't it be pointless to go long on tech?
No. Because the second the market sees anything like a dip, the flight is out of small, medium, and large caps into the tech megacaps. Everything megacap is overvalued but the institutional FOMO "remembers" that FAANG was high before, so it should be safe now.
Small caps, mid caps, and large caps which are the economy are fucked until the economy itself isn't. TQQQ is inversing the economy and has had the biggest of all the gains.
Gold is the way to profit take from TQQQ.

>>19755869
VOO.

>DGLY keeps slipping
what the fuuuuuck guys it was supposed to moon

>>19755984
i tried to get hard but it was almost impossible man. I even smelled the toilet. smelled like old rotten garbage. i almost threw up. i was trying to picture her shitting on the toliet and stuff but i just couldnt. kinda ruined the fetish for me

what happened with jpow did i miss it

Lean Hogs -6%

>>19756024
>hogs
>lean
what

>>19755926
throw an 80 pound dumbbell at her head.

another day of the Golden Bullrun

>>19755964
Haha man I hope you didn't go lick the toilet seat as-well that would be crazy! Haha

>>19755628
Som dude offered to pay 10-15$ for a new image of a bull fucking a bear yesterday. This was the winner.

>>19756012
DGLY is a shady company dude. i visited their site when it was trading at $2.50 and they had an offer for a disinfectant spray. imagine how desperate they are for cash to do shit like that. let me look up the archive...
https://web.archive.org/web/20200605125717/http://digitalallyinc.com/

>>19755992
Ackman is a fucking hack. He has made two good moves in his life and his biggest one was aided by CNBC as they all profited off it.

>>19756015
idk man if i had a girl like jennie from blackpink take a shit in front of me i would be so turned on it would cancel out the smell of horrendous garbage dump for me

>>19755945
Usually they're split into two main categories, saltwater and freshwater. It is them further subdivided based on region and ph. Start off with freshwater for a beginner. Then work your way up to fish like discus or saltwater(they're around the same difficulty range when it comes to taking care of them).

I don't like any part of this.

BREAKING NEWS

>>19755628
imagine making this

>>19756075
Breaking news last night? lol hopefully your trade signals come faster

>>19756075
Poo vs Pooh

>>19756075
Literally NOT breaking

>>19756008
I'm not sure if you know why TQQQ/TMF should work so well together and where gold or gold miners would come in here. You are likely right that the timing is off to go with miners at this moment and profits from tech should go into gold (as a doombull)

>>19756075
literally posted about threads back

>>19756075
Jesus, so this was the coof then

>>19756075
Just went long on $WW3

>>19756056
thicc

SNIB SNAB

>>19756069
i used to think the same thing but not anymore. one time i told this girl who was using a dorm bathroom she coudlnt flush TP or it would mess it up and just to put it in the trash.

after she left i tasted it and stuff but it was just pee

>>19756008
If you believe this, FNGU >>> TQQQ.

>>19755628

Man that pic makes me uncomfy af

>>19755619

Guys i sold Nvidia today for 20% gain, am i dun goofed. Feeling so bad that i sold my beloved company am about to kms

STOCKS

ONLY

GO

UP

>>19756091

>>19756064
oh god

>>19756086
Easy $15...

>>19756120
Yes, what did you rotate the money into?

>>19756012
pic rel. when i saw this linked on the DGLY homepage on 6/5 i decided against buying shares. obviously i was wrong because it ended up pumping more than 2x and i would've doubled up.

they have since removed that from their site entirely. someone realized it looked cheap.

>>19755926

>>19756149
imagine doing DD in the two thousand and twentieth year of our Lord.

>>19756139

into cash at my brokerage. Im planing to buy in lower and diversified in the tech sector

>>19756128
yeah, i don't know. not advising you to sell. i'm just poasting about what i found at that time that made me think negatively about DGLY. according to the wiki for Axon, the bodycam that most police use, they were sued by DGLY:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axon_Enterprise#Controversies

might want to look into that lawsuit to see if DGLY had a real case or if they were just trying to jew Axon out of some shekels in a frivolous lawsuit.

>>19756114
idk man used TP could go for a pretty penny for some people in certain black markets

>>19756170
Ouch man

>>19756183

Its too late right?
Jpow will pump this market into obilivion and meanwhile im getting left behind on stone age earth

>>19756024
Why hogs go down?

Sell AAPL?
Short AAPL?

>>19756128
yeah but do your own DD though, don't listen to me i'm a dumbfuck bobo who went all in on SQQQ calls and down a lot now.

>>19756024
Bears make money, bulls make money, lean hogs get slaughtered.

>>19756206
Long, baby

HELP — what options do i buy?

$spy calls or puts?
$tsla???

$zm is only going up i've already lost on zoom puts

>smg discussing some weird shit/piss/toilet fetish

wtf

>>19755798
looking dropish af, but still think it will consolidate before a move higher

>>19756024
Dont worry, HOG is up 2 percent

>>19756216
you're probably better off with the underlying or cash

>>19756206
Never bet against Tim Apple.
Possibly more dangerous than fucking with The Mouse.

>>19756210
Based Booyah Boomer.

There are people here who prefer thongs instead of being disgusted by them.

SINCERELY FUCKING HOPE you are all seeing what im seeing with PHUN.

You all better be fucking holding you stupid fucks.
up 3,300 as we speak and it hasnt even started yet.

>>19756216
twlo/chgg/bud/apt calls

WHICH ONE OF YOU KIKES CONVINCED ME TO CLOSE MY GOLD SHORT TO SHORT THE FUCKING MARKET LIKE A HALF HOUR AGO!

>>19756128
not trying to fud your position but i can see why it's pulling whereas axon is going up and staying up. it's because most cops already use axon. dgly is the wildcard "maybe police will use it because it's similar and cheaper". i think it has potential as long as they are a serious company and focus on bodycams.

if you watch police activity vids they are basically all axon cams, and when they taze some criminal it's an axon tazer:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXMYxKMh3prxnM_4kYZuB3g/videos

>>19756247
You get what you deserve for being a namefag.

>>19756239
only thing that matters is her letting you pull them off

>>19756207
Is SQQQ dead or will I be buying the bottom here?

>>19756212
But I'm 80% unrealized right now.

>>19756239
lol most of the faggots here will only ever see 2d underwear, you included

HAPPENING!
(what is?)

that red dildo

TQQQ

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>19756024
time to stock up

>>19756268
What ever it just went back down. Looks like namefags get to make it too.

>>19756269
this fucking guy right here

>>19756239
Variety is nice. And there’s a difference between wearing them on a date with you and wearing them for everyday life.

Shimapan are pretty based though.
But thongs can be very hot.
It’s not a tattoo for chrissake.

>>19756237
Cut that out you goddamn weirdo.

>>19756269
>letting you
Anon I..

>>19756237
Post more fren.

whats happening, volume going way up too along with large movements up and down

Check out the 1 minute candles, it's like the bogs are fighting powell.

UONE is mooning hard

>>19756344
it's the same with a lot of stocks, someones selling a lot, there are a lot buyers too, but the price won't budge

>>19756272
i have no fucking clue man. it hit recent low of 7.8, if it goes lower than that i'm dead and ruined. if it holds 8 and pumps to 10 i'm saved. that's all i know. check the chart yourself and see what you think:
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NASDAQ-SQQQ/

only cucks with infinite money are buying fatass tech stocks now.

is mfa fucked bros?

Are we ever gonna test March lows again?

>>19756247
how do you keep losing bro

... at least I beat the world index, I guess.

Post worse 1y performance to make me feel better about myself, please.

>>19756247
i said your gold short was good check past thread. you done goofed

>>19756370
God hates him because of the things he has done

>>19756369
Only when the economy recovers and there are other places to put capital...in 2022

>>19756369

When the FED runs out of steam ,then yes imho

>>19756351
you know what's going to happen to that money right

>>19756221
Yeaaahh it's not like we're in a place full of disgusting rich people.

>>19756369
November/Elections we might, maybe if Biden wins we might reach 15k

t. rational mumu

>>19756389
I think i've seen him on the winning side of a trade like twice, total.

What’s this a pump and dump after all

>>19756400
short it now

Just dropping in to say
GGRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN

>>19756420
i wish i could

>>19756376
u from denmark? i am thinking about buying ecco shoes, they used to have great quality, is it still the case?

>>19756426
atleast it was a green day

i cant complain

Look what's on the docket tomorrow.
12:00 PM Fed Chair Powell Semiannual Monetary Policy Testimony

What puts should I buy at 3:55?

All in BDL
Not a drill

Pump EOD, you heard it here first folks

>>19756399
Biden is predictable, the markets won’t hate him as much as you think.

If he proposes taxing capital gains as regular income... then watch the fuck out.

>>19756415
SOUTH
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AFRICA
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>>19756399
I don't see Biden winning actually causing any crash. A dip and some crabbing maybe. Financial sector only likes Trump just for the lower taxes and interest rates but that's about it. They certainly don't appreciate the spontaneous bouts of irrationality from Trump.

Higher taxes and interest rates will probably be priced in the future due to the huge amount of stimulus being pumped now. Government has to get that money back somehow.

>>19756399
Why will markets crash if Biden wins?

>>19756277
I’ve held Apple since ~140 and all I can say is this train will not stop for the next 10-20 years AT LEAST

>started watching the markets all day every day
>keep having dreams about plane crashes
I can feel it bros, another crash is coming

>>19756445
No float microcap...
Rat?

>>19756461
if you think biden has a 1% chance of winning you are a fully mentally ill liberal

trump can only lose if they steal the election

>>19756376
December 24th, 2018

>>19756445
you could be right. but no

>>19756456
isn't biden for reparations? can't see the markets tolerating that.

>>19756463
>right wing moderate
no, it wont crash

>>19756463
Because the market loves trump

>he doesn't own a single TVIX despite seeing this chart pattern
heh

>>19756461
Market no longer cares about the president since Alan Greenspan is literally chiseled in stone in Fed across multiple reserve chairman from different presidents.
There is only money printing.

>>19756461
>Higher taxes and interest rates
Rate hikes aren’t part of federal policy, and are possibly 5-10 years away.

Cute girls belong to VRUS chads

>>19756440
No idea, never owned a pair myself. But they seem like decent shoes. But that might not be the case anymore.

Dipped a toe in to barrick gold just now. Ordinary ta based entry. No other positions.

>>19756442
dab every time he says 'toolkit' or coughs after gets asked about inequality

>>19756479
I feel like I am retreading Clinton's campaign only flipped. A bunch of people somehow sure they have 100% chance of winning.

>>19756514
nice pick imo.

do I finally get rich now with my HUYA bags? Is it really happening??

>>19756486
This is such a dumb argument.
Explain to me how free money given to people who don’t even have savings accounts is bad for the US economy and asset prices?

>>19756514
Hmmmm
I was waiting to see $20 before I added. You really think this dip is worth buying?

>>19756500
I was trying to explain this to a neighbor back in 2016, that I didn't care who the president was, only what the Fed did.

SPY calls now or EOD?

>>19756528
nobody thought hillary had a 99% chance of winning those were fake media polls they made up completely and faked

but now i actually think biden has even less chance of what little support hillary had

>>19756496
>doesn't get contango
heh

I wish all my /biz/bros could get a 12x in 2 weeks like me. Started out with 350 bucks, started doing options on June 5th and have gotten 1200% gainzzzzzzz.

>protip
>sector rotation
>200 ma bounces.

I'm still holding IVR.

>>19756536
Fuck the Fed. Of all bureaucratic institutions in this country that need to be gutted and disposed of.

>>19756496
picked up 10 this morning in case shtf and we didn't bottom

>>19756500
The ghost of Volcker will rise from the grave and set funds rates to 15%, ending the charade for good.

>>19756472
It’s inevitable. China just went to level 3 and closing Beijing schools again.

Obviously most Americans don’t care. They’re going out in full force. This has nothing to do with republican democrat, black white. Yesterday my state went into phase 2. Hobby Lobby, Christmas Tree Shops and TJ Maxx we’re absolutely packed. Like no parking or anything. They have no idea what’s coming.

>>19756535
I'd average in. I think it can keep swinging around. good entry point, and i'm expecting something retarded sooner or later.

Strap in boys. we heading to the moon.

>>19756369
No, the next crash won't be until a few years. You can time it out according to their usual

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets

>>19756542
How so? Biden has generally much higher support amongst his compatriots than anything Clinton ever had. Biden as a whole has a much larger coalition than Clinton ever had.

Pump it

>>19756567
Appreciate your view.
What kind of time scale are you thinking?

700 in cash lads where am i putting it?

if no good answers, i'm just going QQQ. will reply to the anon who has the best choice

>>19756573
ya big corporate donators

no real human american citizens who support biden

zero except for the biggest npcs who are equally as alzheimers as biden

>>19756535
>You really think this dip is worth buying?
I don't know. Widgets say buy i buy. I don't dip buy, per se. Very little else on the market has favorable entry setup at this time.

>>19756551

How does that make you feel?

>>19756496
picked up 5, sold at the peak earlier today. cool $100 for my tiny portfolio

hold or sell MFA?
thinking about buying Aflac for the dividend

>>19756584
XOM

>>19756547
nice graph bro

>>19756514
I'd like to dip a toe into you
no homo

>>19756585
How do you know that? Clearly polls don't work given 2016. How do you have all those numbers that isn't just ancedotes?

Lmfao that Indian-China border conflict where 30+ people died was a melee brawl? Why can't they shoot each other like civilized people.

>>19756573
He is actually retarded. Don’t expect much.

I'm trying to all in a stock and just rip a quick 10%. What should I target lads? We starting green again tomorrow or did I miss the boat by not jumping in yesterday?

>>19756584
WFC

>>19756376
August 20th, 2018 sucked quite a bit too.
I think that's when I lost 5k to 10k on LCI

>>19756468
>20 years
Please reflect how long that is. Apple can easily be delisted in that time.

>>19756570
You are going nowhere

>>19756594
Like a retard for ignoring my instincts and just buying into a meme.
Now I gotta hold all the way till IVR makes it back to $6.

How’d I do /smg/ Bros??

Took some profits, applied some cash. Mostly to the reopening trade!

>>19756247
Tripfags deserve everything they get.

>>19756579
Q3/Q4. I'm keeping myself cash heavy for a while, but I'm almost completely even between utilities+divvies+bonds/Gold+Tech/Cash. As noted above >>19756565 , we're going to get another deflationary scare i think. I'm hedged with SPXS since my position is so small. Also using GDX instead of the individual corps.

>>19756393
I hope so. I've bought so much pumped meme stocks that have dropped I've got $3000 cash waiting for the day

>>19756486

biden is a segregationist who eulogized strom thurmond and wrote the crime bill he isn't going to give out reparations

>>19756611
because you have to be a mentally ill npc hillary supporter to not see biden as a equally as alzheimer corporate backed democrat dumbass that not one single person will vote for unless they completely fake the polls and steal the election

if i knew they werent going to cheat i would bet 100% of my net worth on trump

this guy on CNBC is funny

best set & forget ETFs?

>UONE
How the fuck is this shit pumped 200%

Why is REFR shilled so much? What is he bagholding at?

>>19756621
chgg, work

>>19756658
TQQQ/TMF

>>19756570
Less than 20k a day.

Tankers are making 40k a day minimum.

>>19756657
he looks like a wrestler

>>19756633
>Your account is restricted from purchasing.
Kek. Ouch. How'd you manage that? Did your account value drop below 0?
Those tanker stocks are the devil. I lost money on DRYS

>>19756633
>ignoring the recent good news
>most likely ignored oil when they were at their bottom and mooned on that one friday morning
>account restricted

I'll see your ass at the top

>>19756667
>REFR used to be worth more than $30 a share back in 2000

>>19756658

>>19756671
50/50?

>>19756658
VTSAX/SCHB. All other answers are memes.

>>19756694
>Trusting greeks with your money
You will NEVER learn

>>19756687
>How'd you manage that? Did your account value drop below 0?
PDT restrictions prevent you from buying for their duration would be my guess.

>>19756197
Just buy it again dude...

But to be fair, I think it will go to 355 at least another time.

>>19756671
Based combo.

Better is
30% UPRO
30% TQQQ
40% TMF

>>19756667
it's an alright corp thats runned by normies, the stock price hasnt done shit for years. It has meme potential, its an ok long term gamble

>>19756351
>>19756666
>UONE
>Black media company
>obviously pumping because normies are looking for ways to invest in black-owned businesses
>only recent news is that a major shareholder dumped their position on June 11th
>1st quarter was unprofitable
Holy fuck this is a short, isn't it?

Shill me a tech stock under $150 that will net me at least 15% gains

>>19756551
Me too mate. Might be bagholding for a long time yet but it will pay off eventually

>>19756738
sqqq

>>19756738
LDOS

>>19756738
chgg

>>19756643
Nice thanks.
I guess I’m pretty stock heavy, but a good cash position. Should probably set some trailing stops.

Bearish on utilities and REITs. Attractive divvies, sure, but I don’t expect them to preform in the early innings of a “new” expansion.

>>19756735
no shorts available that I know of.

>>19756750
based, excellent advice. Their AI tech is the future.

>>19756735
no options available on RH at least

>>19756735
Someone ealrier said this is an obvious short but I'm still new to this so I'll just watch and hope you gentlemen make money. 3x in a day, long my ass sempai.

>>19756547
fellow options chad, cheers

current positions? just had a 200% day from $spy calls alone and want to keep printing tendies

got my wisdom tooth out and my mommy gave me $500 as a reward, what do I buy RIGHT NOW with that money so that I cann see it rise to val = $750 (enough to purchase new playstation)

This shit is going to pump so hard into end of day bros

>>19756738
mvis, eman

>>19756784
WKHS

Nigger fucking to radio

>>19756783
Got some $SPY puts in the morning. They were worth a lot when Jerome was talking but obviously the market has been crabbing up a bit today. I'm up 15% on these puts now and absolutely unsure if I should dump them or wait to see what tomorrow brings.

Bros
What does the market know about Denny’s that I don’t?

>>19756773
>Bearish on utilities
yeah, me too if there's a second credit expansion and inflationary pressures, but i'm not really seeing it in the short term. I'm heavy in telecom for the divvy portion. I won't be adding to those positions for a long while.

>>19756778
literally more killer than tsla

>>19756784

So you want to make more money to throw it all away. The duality of man..

>>19756783

>tfw fidelity did not approve me to write naked options

fuck. will robinhood let me sell options if i dont own the underlying shares? looking to get naked here

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3583429-cleveland-cliffs-to-issue-additional-120m-senior-secured-notes-due-2026

BULLISH

i have 13k left to go until i reach 25k

thinking about that 25k gives me a boner

what's it like having 25k+ to day trade options?

how shit is my dividend portfolio?
just started in april

what blue chips should i add to diversify?

>>19756822
I don't know, but DENN is punishing me

>>19756797
>mvis
what the fuck happened

>>19756835
robinhood is a platform with no handrails, just lie about your stock experience and they'll let you trade naked options and give you 200% margin

>>19756813
Joggers are getting bullish.
I want nothing to do with this.

Absolute kek at this monty python shit going on in pooland

>>19756847
It's like watching the 25K turn into 20k and then not stopping out and watching it turn into 5k.

>>19756872
they also trick you into using margin and i just read a article about how a 20 year old killed himself for getting too deep in margin on robinhood

they dont separate it they just lob their margin right in with your balance as "buying power"

to fool people to spend margin

>>19756872
I know it's great.

>>19756855
Bought a total gamble call on DENN

And another on PLAB

>>19756638
With such little capital there is no point in such diversity. Either buy just 1-3 stocks or an ETF.

>>19756853
>$1,900
Either don't diversify at all or buy VOO.

>>19756853
your dividend portfolio is pathetic because you are poor, you need to chase memes and gamble till you actually have money

>>19756903
Reading comprehension isn't a trick, kid should have been eating paste instead of playing with stocks.

tfw shorted niggers and am winning.

>>19756915
Hey hey hey! That’s not the idea...
IRAs have limited contributions, I’m just making the most of it and buying/selling slowly. I do have some VIG though, and SCHX elsewhere.

Why is fractional shares a thing?

SATAN STONKS

>>19756956
>>19756956
>>19756956
>>19756956
new thread

CNBC shilling theme parks

Bullish or Bearish?

>>19756954

Fleece fools from even more money

>>19756941
he got up to 700k he couldnt have been too dumb

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/finance-isnt-worth-losing-your-life-over-the-heartbreaking-story-of-a-rookie-trader-who-racked-up-700000-in-debt-2020-06-14

heres the article

>>19756584
Spy
Buy at 330pm today
Sell at 10am tmrw

>>19756903
/smg/ jawbone fud got to me please stop posting coreans

>buy 5 shares of roku yesterday
>stock pops 10%
>sell 5 shares of roku today
>use profit to buy an actual roku
Why pay for anything ever when you can just get it for free

>>19756860
It will moon after friday. $1 calls expire friday

>>19756952
>IRA
Just buy an ETF and sell covered calls.

>>19756853
the trick is to sell all your dividend shares, buy options, get 20x returns in a single day compared to buy-and-hold faggots who earn 1.3x returns in a year, repeat until %1000, AND then buy those dividend shares

>>19756628
How much did you invest m8?

I look for people like you. Most niggers here are trying to hit grand slams with one stock and bitch when they once had 170k, and currently have 8k.

>>19755727
>GRPN
I still don't comprehend what groupon does these days and if people still even use it. It's not like they don't have any competition either.

>>19756984
Eh I guess that could work. But if I’m being that lazy I could just do UPRO:TMF or something.

>>19756994
Stop fucking calling people that, you fucking inbred.

>>19757083
no

>>19756992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9WFpVsRtQg

>>19757014
If you take the time and just to do quarterly covered calls, you will be astounded at your additional profits.

>>19756655
Biden gets the
>not trump
Voters
The whole Point of biden is that he is so old he wont change anything substantial while also being not Trump

>>19756738
AMD

>>19757161
Thank you.
I don't know if I can find an etf I like enough for 100 shares worth, and the companies I really want to hold are mostly high shareprice like MA, so there's not much room for diversification.

Do you have any suggestions?

>>19756738
amd bro

>>19757185
>>19757273
AMD is terrible though

>>19757083
N I G G E R

>>19756813
Since I had some extra cash laying around I decided to toss it in earlier.

>if you have any money in your brokerage account you technically have un realized infinite money
We're all going to make it bros

>>19757273
Too late

>>19756738
NACP

Any penny stock recommendation friends? (I apologize for bad English it is second language)

>>19757517
what in the absolute fuck

>>19757980
UONE, definitely not too late to get in