/biz/ - Business & Finance

How the fuck do you time this shit?

>>19753148
First for FUCK NIGGER GIBS

WM has to be the most boring but most based stock there is.

>>19753162
PPT saves it every single time it's about to go red, how hard can it be?

>>19753171
based

fuck welfare and fuck democrats

>>19753162
you dont
time in the market beats timing the market

>>19753162
you don't. that's the point.

>>19753162
what pattern is this

>>19753148
First for these next few weeks being a bloody fucking battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sOEhs55Pp0

BUY EROS FOR A GOOD RETURN IN A MONTH

UH OHHHH MUMUUUU
LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER STINKYYY

america cant keep holding me back from buying my dreams

FUCK BOOMERS

Did any of you catch Powell dropping the bomshell that the REAL INEQUITY problem to think about is passing the debt on to their children?

NONE of those boomers gave a single FUCK about that. And that's the real scam.

Holding x10 AAL & LHAG Puts open end. Crush airlines with no survivors.

WE WUZ BOUNCIN ON THE 50 MA N SHIIIEET

>>19753162

You can’t time the market.

"nigger"

look at the volumes, this dip is nothing. the only things being sold are CNBC bylines with "muh powell dip"

OH NO DIVIDEND FREN THEY MAY BE BANED!!!

You guys want some more of that volatility?

>>19753205
did he already talk? what?

WHY THE FUCK DO TANKERS DO NOTHING BUT GO DOWN

>>19753162
The best you can do is see mistakes in index sell offs. Like seeing an event that drops the market but some sector or stock in particular might be improved by the event. It can take hours or even days for the market to correct for this mistake.

The actual movements you might get a 51%+ prediction rate if you're top 0.1% amazing at it or have some knowledge edge

>>19753205
Yep. They're literally exit scamming an entire generation....sacrificing the future of this country for their retirement.

Did Powell kneel to show support for BLM?

All gaps must retest.
We have to kiss 3000 one more time before liftoff

is pic related the absolute state of this market?

>>19753205

>>19753162
Indexes are way too hard to time since they mostly just go up until some black swan event takes place. If you want to trade actively, I would unironically recommend cryptocurrency. TA works well over there.

>>19753207

I’ve got bad news for you

>>19753232
get down

>>19753245
Show gap plz

Don't touch my divies faggot feds

>>19753162
Just sell before Jerome speaks, buy dips during

I sear if this goes on much longer the market will have Powell run ups and dumps like we do ahead of company earnings

>>19753232
maybe because of sovereign oil price fixers had fossil fuels pegged higher than they're worth propping up a phony US reserve?

I find it unlikely anything in that field is recovering anytime soon.

Can powell just say, "The Corona-Hoax is over, fuck niggers, and fuck jannies, also my printer still has ink so we're going to keep running it, peace!"

NVDA downgraded today

Might last a day or two before it shrugs it off. Good entry if you want a very long hold stock.

will the stock market tank now or what?

>>19753263
>S&P up 1.8%
>VIX down less than 1%
Huh

>>19753242
Hes kneeling for Jamal as we speak

>>19753162
Apparently it's "Sell when Powell starts speak and buy when he's finished speaking"

>>19753205
Anon, that’s like 30 years down the road when most of these old fucks finally kick the bucket and leave us holding the bag. Why worry about that now when they have elections to win and constituents to placate?

>>19753269
what kinda girl do you take me for?

>>19753287
God I fucking wish

>>19753287

He’s thinking it in his head just like any good non-selfhating white man is, but he can’t.

>>19753257
Please tell me, what are the bad news? That you are holding airline stocks and i am betting against your portfolio? kek

>>19753263
I still have these stinky tankers

Hi /smg/
Retard here, who has 150k in cash but is scared to invest in this market. Do all countries have fucked up markets like this? Are there safer investments in places like say Japan? Or do I still just say "fuck it" and pick a medium disk ETF and call it a day?

I'm 33 by the way, and to me its clear that the current financial overseers don't really care what happens to my generation so yeah. I'm in that precarious situation where I can't afford a house (I live in Toronto, single income) but I have all this cash floating and I don't know what to do with it. I can't spend it on anything meaningful but its wasting away and my expenses (rent) keep increasing.

Alright lads I just freed up 500 bucks, what should I buy? Looking to hold for a few months

>>19753231
He is still talking

>>19753317

>>19753321
imagine being scared of playing the game you were born in, how'd you even make it to 33 you fuck.

>>19753321
wait until this shit blows over and buy some shares in TQQQ, you could double that shit in a few years zero risk

Bobo is cute! CUTE!!!

>>19753321
I don’t even have any advice to give. This is a clown market and nothing is safe.

>>19753269
Giant cup and handle forming on the 15 min but we need to touch 300 one mo' gin
To make the handle setup

God tell soxl to dip back so I can swing in

>>19753148
>china lockdowns again

>>19753321
Gimme your cash anon, I live in Toronto I'll come pick it up

>>19753232
Because independent tankers are getting forced out by midtream energy infrastructure companies trying to go global.

I'm kind of pissed RTX isn't going up much at all. It even went negative for a little bit. How am I ever going to stop wage slaving if my biggest investments crab?

How do I start learning what to invest in/what to look out for? Is there any resources to learning that other than the one in the OP?

>>19753338
>>19753321
Do not listen to this you are being trolled.

>>19753148
/comfy/

Pump, dump, crab I'm literally in a position where I'll likely get rich off stocks no matter what the big firms try to do to the stock market to stop retail investors from winning.

>>19753328
YUM because papa fed will issue discount KFC cards to all oppressed niggers

>>19753321
Invest in niggerstocks.

I'm gonna go over to Tyrone's house to get Powell's balls from his blue haired wife so I can kick them

>>19753232
Would you say they are...
>glasses
Tanking?

>>19753375
Nike niggers love shoes

We really should be lynching niggers on sight right now.

>>19753321
Buy Chainlink
Fuck stocks.

Retail report was sending us to the moon. Jerome just had to talk today didn't he. Is this a coincidence?

Holy shit crash it already. I'm tired of waiting.

>>19753369
Show your picks

the CCH and OPES MEME IS REAL. SEE U ON THE MOON

if you can't make sense of these markets, just listen to this.. it's got everything you need to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axePr_RLS0o

IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL

jerome in da house

>>19753348
>chrome
>reddit
>literally taking a photo of your monitor

this has to be bait

>>19753253
that's a good poast. reminds me of the spic-nig cycle one.

>entire economy destroyed
>senate grilling Powell like November depends upon it (which it does)
>not even this can hurt stocks when Jerome says taxpayers will buy all corporate junk debt
I want off this ride

buy TGTX and hold it for the rest of the year

easy 2x from here
impervious to china news and blm riots
just fucking buy it now before they get FDA approvals god dammit

>>19753384
XLY

>>19753321
invest in what you believe will go up or use in your daily life then buy some insurance in a vix? My gains arent massive but I make money on dips.

>>19753399
You have to find me first faggot

>>19753394
This is going to be another green day, I hope you caught the dip

>>19753358
RTX is doing great though they'll hit 90 by the end of the year and they have decent dividends.
What's your average buy?

>>19753334
kys retard

>>19753375
uh, its real

>>19753333
Kek and quads

>>19753386
Why? They are accelerating a needed collapse of this faggot clown world. They deserve applause.

>>19753317
which ones? NAT looks the best.

Buy the dip ladies

Boring ass day. Literally no movement in holdings since PM.

>>19753434
for what dumb nigger

it's a v-shaped recovery

>>19753232
Can't imagine why retard

Ok guys need serious advice, what the fuck do I do with SPY calls? Sell the same day and take the $100ish, or hold for a few weeks? I always buy them dated out a few months just in case.

god damn it stop talking about how to get people back to work and talk about the niggers some more. I'm losing my ass on this short.

are we gonna crash or not?

>>19753412
the markets are swinging around like a shitcoin and everyone is still trying to pretend everything is fine.

>>19753162

You can place buy and sell orders at specific prices and they won't fill if you don't get that price. I have options I'm trading and I see like twice a week it flashes up or down to completely stupid prices and I set orders to buy or sell when they reach these prices. Like, for 15 seconds the option will halve it's price one day, and then go back to the normal range it trades at. I have. I ihave no idea why this is happening but I've made a few hundred in the last week off of this.

>>19753439
>wahhhh i'm a failure so just let the niggers ruin everything
Fuck off loser, you're always going to be a loser because you think like a loser.

Somehow I am still green, up 2%
How this is possible I'm not really sure

>>19753398
The Doors are complete shit

>>19753321
tough call

going long in an index ETF is smart plus a few safer stock plays and maybe a certain percent in corona memes, but if you need that cash soon you could end up down - fuck knows where this is going

cash is losing value fast though - so do something

>>19753431
I just have calls. This was from earlier when we were higher.

I love watching boomers struggle with technology.

>>19753456
I dont use robinhood, do you have more than one contract?

>>19753451

the koreans that come here go to caesars palace and take a picture of the fountain

then they take a bus to the grand canyon and take a picture

and then they go home because if you did anything else you would be in fear for your life of walking off the strip for 2 seconds

then they go back to their actual 1st world country where theres no black people and mexicans and they say PHEW we made it what a relief

that in n out burger was fucking overrated and tasted like dog food compared to my traditional cuisine

>>19753321
If you're willing to wait long-term but solid profit then invest in crude oil, energy, tech and pharma stocks. Remember that the stock market is all about investing and not a gambling place.

>>19753317
Dont worry fren soon we'll Roam the seas in our tankers

>>19753461
ya give me 3 hours fuk you mumus

>>19753443
Stop meming its not even a funny meme

LILLY UP 15 FUCKING PERCENT WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE DIP?????

>>19753253
didn't see that, a little over dramatic. this scam isn't so obvious.

>>19753182
I'm in that one too! WM and DD and TJX are my reopening plays.

>>19753231
turn on CSPAN!

>>19753236
hate em.

>>19753297
ahem,
BOOMERS GET OOOOOOUUUUTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19753481
Just 1 contract, on RH it’s up in the left “+1”

>>19753412
I started reading Ray Dalio's book, Principles, and he explains a similar phenomenon. He'd predicted a great depression and he went on live TV making these predictions. It turned out everything he predicted came true... EXCEPT stocks skyrocketed, and in retrospect it was obvious why

>>19753321
Buy 30% SPY, 20% QQQ, 30% MSCI World and the rest give to the TecDax or Nikkei if you want

Then forget about it

>up 1k overall
>down 200 overall
>up 400 overall
>now I'm just up 8 for the day
This volatility is fucking embarrassing. I imagine day traders are making out like bandits right now, tho.

Could have made $600 on spy puts but I'll take $140

>>19753435
oh nonononono are you saying we can literally short niggers

>>19753182
Garbage service should be nationalized and provided gratis to prevent illegal dumping. The reason trash is everywhere in the United States because you pay $50 a month and have a limit of two cans, which by the way if you use a garbage compactor the pussies will complain "nooo it's too heavy!" And then the trash company will warn you to stop it or they'll cut service and they will too. I should be able to put out 10 cans of garbage one week and 1 the next. Then recycling fags will guilt trip you over not sorting and recycling. I honestly feel like dumping my shit in front of a big recycling facility and then writing in big big letters, CLEAN IT UP. I shouldn't need to spend this much of my life planning and worrying about all this.

>>19753519
or are they?

>>19753418
the fuck have you been?
I swung it a couple times, have you actually looked at the data from friday?

>>19753521
lynch niggers? Sounds like a good idea

>>19753519
Or losing all their money. Id reckon most actually lost desu

>>19753375
>Invest in niggerstocks.
UONE (Urban one) skyrocketed today...
FOMO on that one and you get woke and go broke......real fast

>He thinks the Fed is going to sell off the junk assets they've bought
Ahahahahah

>>19753519
day trading is just as risky as anything else

Here comes the next dip

>>19753520
>spy puts
Hello, reddit.

TODAYS THEME

https://vimeo.com/308488692

>>19753456
good job
hold it

>>19753506
bro I just posted about the same thing last week... I haven't picked it back up since that part yet though.

every korean and chinese person thats ever visited america is always wearing like gucci and these jackets that are like 900$

they all have the same long jacket. its like a trend in korea. or part of their culture or something.

meanwhile americans are half mexican people with a ripped up tshirt with paint on it
asking for .25 cents on the strip

asians are the real first world people

america has nothing

>>19753394
Add 300 a paycheck to your trading account.
Set lowball price point alerts on companies you like.
Buy shit when your phone goes off.
Do not get caught up in day trading unless you are prepared to lose anything. Just wait for the notifications.
Collect dividends for 20 years on stocks you always bought 25%+ lower than professional firms target price. Reinvest divvies to drive price down lower.

A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR

Hey /biz, I just heard LCI is going to $60

>>19753435
big LULZ

based Kennedy

>>19753491
>like dog food compared to my traditional cuisine
I'm married to a korean girl from busan and the first time we went to korea together she warned me that "our food is something you have to grow up with." kpoplandia has a lot of good things but the food is not one of them.

>>19753519
Day traders never take the money and run.

>>19753553

I’m ready for it

Niggers mentioned Dump it

FUCKING EUROPOORS KEEPING US DOWN

Did you know niggers are poor and oppressed?

>>19753567
what you think about XOM for long term?

>>19753505
I'd sell in that case, there are other opportunities right now plus who tf knows what will happen in a week

>>19753555
nigger everyone knew it was going to dip, might as well use a day trade to make some exta money, I made $1500 on the SPY calls I bought yesterday

ok biz i cashed out this morning, i got 19k buying power, whats the play?

why do they make everything about niggers? ALABAMA NIGGERS

pee pee poo poo
red day
don't axe me why or how i know

>>19753584
you dont like grilled beef ?

well then youre quite literally mentally ill and handicap

and kimchi goes great with their korean bbq stuff

its literally perfect food

>>19753594

What noooo this is awful something must be done!

i got all my cheapies can we please evict the democrats from the hearing now

>>19753148
Someone bring up the dot
It knows all

>>19753584
I was told westerners love kimchi

For two days, then they get sick of it and there is nothing to eat and everything is shit.
Japan is also a bit underwhelming as they use no spices and its very bland food imo

>>19753599
I have more than a thousand shares.

>invested in a ETF that negatively correlates with the US stock-market the day before the Fed struck.
am I fucked or what?

>>19753584
Same goes for Taiwan. Their food is SHIT. The Philippines has great food tho. So does Japan.

>>19753607
buy the close, sell the open
Nice dippery do on Regeneron.

>>19753240
I miss the boomer remover...
too bad it didn't come true.

And too bad NONE of the senate is willing to touch that one. If they keep talking about wedge issues like walls and minorities and whatever, they can keep the public from looking at the important shit.

I keep telling all these /pol/ niggers, the dems and reps are the same damn party, they use eachother to stop things they don't want and only allow what they do want to happen.

And the illusion of choice keeps the people buying in to it. If democracy was ever real, the one party system we have does not resemble it anymore.

>>19753607
RPRX, can easily double your money.

>>19753611
they have a lot more than grilled beef, kimchi and korean bbq you actual mong

>>19753257
And my puts are already printing. Thanks for your advice.

Further bought a few TSLA puts too - it will go straight back down to the 932 range

>>19753203
Sauce?

>>19753564
they buy the bags in the usa bc they are taxed to hell and back in their home country, plus you dress well there even if it means going into debt to the point that you jump off a building

still more 1st world though, i agree

>>19753521
>oh nonononono are you saying we can literally short niggers

You know what to do......

All in on NACP, time to buy is now my brudas

>>19753631
Korean bbq is decent but most korean places suck shit.

What the fuck kind of businesses do minorities even own????

>>19753631
what is good food then if not sushi which people in america pay hundreds of dollars for

probably the most premium expensive shit imaginable

how is that not a good food when it objectively is

what are you eating mcdoubles?

and twinkies

dude youre fucking disgusting

>>19753634
>invested in a ETF that negatively correlates with the US stock-market
Thats what you get for being a communist

>>19753663
nail/hair

>>19753633
I have 80. SHould I jsut keep buying XOM at every dip?

>>19753232
Lmao I’m holding so much DHT and FRO it’s not even funny.

VIX negative, time to load up more calls?

>what about the minority businesses
Could have just said what about businesses etc but no it needs to be a nigger question. Do your part, lynch a nigger.

>>19753663
>???
street corners

>>19753663
hair salons and liquor stores. That's about it.

>>19753675
haha lol not at all

>>19753564
Lol, and all Asians live in tiny apartments and don’t even own cars.

I have a house with a two car garage and two cars to go into it. Also, I have central heating and air, mature trees on my lot and a world class school district.

i had my morning coffee but i still havent poo'd from it yet so i cant take a shower

>>19753675
>Hitomi

Based taste

>>19753652
Guusje van Geel

>>19753631
the fuck are you talking about? korea is suitable for only a few palates, but japanese food runs the gamut of tastes, you just didn't look hard enough.....they can also do meat well which is very rare in asia. Only other Asian country that can really do meat right imo is Malaysia.

>betting on America
How embarrassing.

Do you think the Dems are shilling NACP
for the normies? I mean im fine making money off it but what does Anon think?

>>19753491
how ugly would she look without makeup?

>>19753663
Ever been to a black neighborhood shopping center? Wig shop, nail salon, pawn shop, liquor store, and some kind of trashy dollar store or place that sells unwanted goods like an Ollie's market for example.

>>19753667
i'm not a commie i'm just australian

>>19753693
mcwage debt

how much debt are you in for that house

how many decades does the bank have you by the neck

plus u dont need a car when you live in a city with vending machines that sell everything 2 ft away from your building which you would have to drive 10 miles for in america

sold my oil calls now looking to get into DPZ or wendies, or some of that mcd's

>>19753564
Nah the wealth mobility in Korea is shit, unless you can work for Samsung. China.. jesus I mean come on, China is a fucking hell hole.
Japan is decent, but they aren't Germanic.

>>19753698
try sweeping

>>19753693
cars drain the life out of people, and without cars we wouldn't have nearly as many police brutality issues

Fuck me I need to get rid of these shit penny stocks I don't even care if they turn a profit

>>19753717
Don't forgot the beer and pop warehouse.

>>19753663
>>19753680
franchise owners? gas stations? convenience stores? ethnic restaurants and grocery stores?

>>19753723
fuck I love being retarded

>>19753634
Yes. GTFO of that. I'm right there with you though, got out this morning.

>spxl and sqqq

>>19753731
as in sweep the floor with a broom? or is this some new term for prostate massage?

>>19753435
>1.66% gross expense
YIKES

>>19753725
something tells me this anon likes korea? Im willing to bet he's never actually been

>>19753730
my friend is a english teacher in korea and they pay for his apartment and it looks like something out of a futuristic mmorpg with a scanning code to get inside that automatically opens

and in a high rise apartment with a view

and did i mention they pay all his bills and his income is his to keep all of it

and thats a shitty teaching job which is like 4 hours a day 5 days a week

>>19753435
>cup and handle
Can an etf go negative?

>The bull market is over. It's time to sell the rips, not buy the dips.
...or can we deny fundamentals forever?
We just don't know.

>>19753564
hey you're right, my gook gf has one of those long jackets too.

>>19753753
haha, virtue signalling is very expensive!

Does anyone know if Rand Paul is supposed to speak today?

If so, dump everything

>>19753707
Anavar and clenbuterol are great

>>19753764
Commodities technically can, others reach 0 and file for bankruptcy.

You mocked the dot, hand over your gains

>>19753666
>what is good food then if not sushi which people in america pay hundreds of dollars for
Americans pay 40$ for a shitty starbucks drink. Americans will eat and pay anything.

My favourite foods are Italian, Greek, Georgian and maybe Turkish/Persian btw.
All great. The worst food? Maybe Turkmenistan. Or Moldova. Nothing there really. Maybe Moroccan. They just eat the same couscous dishes all day.
>>19753709
If you pay up you will eat great food. But the normal Japanese can not afford Kobe beef every day. The food the normal people eat is good but not really special. You do not get sick of it, but its honestly very similiar each time. Its not like India where every two meters you have a new taste and a new thing to eat and no two foods taste the same.

>>19753753
>set triggers
"Triggas" is the preferred parlance

>>19753752
use the broom for sweeping

>>19753407
WATCH YA MOUTH

JEROMES IN THA HOUSE

>>19753148
>>19753148
>business is literally frozen for months
>all sectors make less money than they used to
>people getting fired left and right
stock market goes up

>businesses reopen and do well
>country on fire from riots, destructions for hundreds of millions of dollars
>people still on lockdown and without their job
stock market also goes up

someone explain this to me right now.

>>19753765
fundamentals are hard to quantify. you can easily asterisk a lot of data for, unprecedented global shutdown and change in consumer habits. I think the real problem is there are no fundamentals right now and I imagine most tards just expect shit to get better short/mid term.

>>19753799
go backtest the dot against the SPX chart and comeback

>>19753798
>If you pay up you will eat great food. But the normal Japanese can not afford Kobe beef every day.

Have you tried the grocery stores there?

>>19753799
I believe the dot it knows all

>>19753792
https://www.banking.senate.gov/about/membership

>>19753799
Checkem NEVER DOUBT THE DOT!1

>>19753811
stocks only go up also do your part and lynch a nigger

>>19753749
i'm on the ASX so i've got to wait like 8 hours. The ETF dropped by around 12% yesterday so I might wait it out a bit

And we go down again.

That dip was too early, but the down trend is inevitable.

>>19753798
americans are just an unending reservoir of buying the most expensive shit imaginable?

actually no most of us are poor and were forced to settle with mcdonalds because its our only option

not because we love mcdonalds

were quite literally being fed dog food from corporations in this country because its the only thing normal people can afford and our health suffers because of it

this country is almost decent if youre a millionaire i guess then you can just eat at the japanese or korean restaurant every day
but why wouldnt you just move there and get even better

>>19753793
its really not fair
girls literally get a miracle drug that makes them get a peak body with no downsides with no male equivalent drug

>>19753811
Speculation that the value of the dollar will fall

>>19753834
>leaves his country instead of fighting for it or dying with it
Absolutely disgusting.

jesus christ im so tired of hearing about niggers

>>19753811
Stock market doesn't reflect the economy, it can and will always decouple from the current timeline.

Currently money cannot flow in any other financial asset. All the money is pouring into stocks currently. Are stocks fairly valued right now? Surely not, but so far there is no sign that the FED and over all central banks will stop playing the music.

>>19753834
imagine being so lazy that you can't buy fresh food and prepare it yourself.

NGMI

When is the OnlyFans IPO???

>>19751992
>アバ茶
>Abbacchio tea
jesus fucking christ kek
new favorite tag

>>19753841
>peak body
>abomination
>still weaker than the average untrained undrugged man
*sip*

I got a 200 dollar dividend and I spent it on Hertz

YOLO

>>19753564
Calm down weeabo, east Asian woman still don't want to have sex with your sorry ass

>>19753841
I'm not usually into varbies too much, but holy shit is that dutch girl in the others posts gorgeous.

>>19753205
Yup. And when you realize that America literally WOULD HAVE ZERO DEBT if not for minorities, it really shows how bad the problem is.

>>19753834
gaijin go home
https://youtu.be/uACGSiN3ZkI

>>19753850
ideally im always promoting the right policies for america but if youre suffering and things are costing you more

then im not gonna waste my money to live here for more expensive for less quality

and more dangerous etc

its just a logical move

>>19753860
ya lets just eat onions and potato soup because were so poor

i thought americans were rich?

>>19753819
I tried everything. From expensive restaurants to kaiten sushis to grocery store meals.

And I have to say, its good. But I can see people getting a but tired of it after some time.

And now Im hungry for sushi desu. Shit.
>>19753834
>americans are just an unending reservoir of buying the most expensive shit imaginable?
Yes.

If you can afford McDonalds you are richer than 95% of the world. Hell, you can eat out instead of having to buy rice and lentils. Thats already great. Imagine telling that to your great grandfather.

Also, why eat McDonalds when you can prepare much better food yourself?
>>19753868
>200 dollar divvies
Energy company or what?

>>19753834
if you know how to cook, food in america is actually incredibly cheap and healthy. please fuck off yellow fever anon.

>>19753860
That’s true, you could probably live on pre-cooked McDonald’s food cheaper than preparing it yourself. 2 for $5 Big Macs/quarter pounders and a $1 large coke[no ice]. Hard to beat it.

>>19753564
Koreans have the highest credit card debt because they use it all on expensive materialistic crap.

>>19753841
Most men can have aesthetic gains without supplementing.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

O, IP, MCD and NEE paid me yesterday, have BLK and BLC next week.

Then on July 1, BASED KO DIVVY

>>19753892
>leave your people to die it's only logical
No, you're just a cowardly reddit spacer. Go fuck yourself.

when does trump start talking
nothing can tank shit worse than these pontificating faggots

can this cunt stop talking yet?

>>19753908
I mean BK has 8 tendies for $1, I don’t even think you can buy frozen tendies for that price.

>>19753752
>>19753802
dios mio, man

> be 400+ points
>market is boring thanks to the retarded nigger talk in Powell-sama speech.

What's even pumping atm?


Crash already so I can get cheapies again

>>19753901
have you ever watched one street food video from china or thailand or malaysia or anywhere?

theyre eating like kings and they have lines at these little stalls with where the locals can get great quality home cooked shit

and americans are fed mushed up dog food that doesnt taste good and destroys your health because its the only thing cheap enough to buy for us poor americans

quite literally corporate cucks. and wage slaves.

>>19753907
ya because im going to make carrot soup with boullion because someone told me im a rich american

i thought i was buying starbucks?

what happened?

>>19753922
GAIN is paying 9¢ a share this week and 7¢ a share monthly. It's nice.

>>19753938
sorry sweety it's not crashing fed has their foot on the gas

>>19753939
I seriously want a kgf

Trump police reform executive order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ziLuqSlh8k

Making loans more accessible to people that wouldn't be able to get them normally, what could possibly go wrong?

>>19753162
Fucking degenerate gamblers.

YOU DON'T.

You buy forever trusting historical performance that the market eventually GOES UP.

So, buy buy buy buy, doesn't matter the price. Periodically buy. Cash out when you reach a nice peak in 10 years.

Shit's kicking off in China and India apparently

I WILL NEVER SHORT AGAIN.

I WILL NEVER SHORT AGAIN.

I WILL NEVER SHORT AGAIN.

I WILL NEVER SHORT AGAIN.

I WILL NEVER SHORT AGAIN.

I WILL NEVER SHORT AGAIN.

>>19753966
t. World's largest faggot.

>>19753922
currently doing PDI, 22 cents a share

it's nice, but i realized this isn't the way to yachts and lambos

so i bought more call options.

>>19753965
Nothing. Just start bailing out individual people.

>>19753979
Have they run out of bats and other weird shit to eat?

>>19753938
>posting hucows
>not a bull
milk for me
not for thee!

>>19753922
Whatd your opinion T? They pay really good divvies.

>>19753966
vomitus

>>19753966
yes, just what ive always wanted

11% profit after 10 years

2.5% with inflation

Is the dot going red boys? Time to sell.

>>19753979
Indians and Chinese in US companies will kill each other. Buy SQQQ.

>>19753979
China is great at diplomacy and making friends. India just became 100% a USA full ally now.

>all this talk about South Korea
I lived there for four years. It's alright, but just alright. Remove the food and it doesn't have much to offer. The people are deeply, truly exhausted and sad from their nose-to-the-grindstone culture that starts all the way back during childhood. Every young person says they want to immigrate away from "hell Joseon." I enjoyed my time only because I got the benefits of the culture without having to deal with the cons of actually being part of it.
Damn good food though. Damn good.

I just woke up and I'm only up 2%??? powell must've said he loved niggers again

market is rigged, if your losing money you shouldn't be trading at this point

FREE MONEY

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All they talk about is niggers

>>19753996
>>19754018
>>19754028
Sorry degenerate gamblers, you'll never make it.

Now flip me that burger.

the canadian government will be giving me 12,000 maple dollars all summer (2000 maple dollars every 4 weeks) and then I will be back in school when it comes back.
meanwhile I am gambling half of it into the market. All into TSM and some REITs.

this is so fucked. i've triple checked several times to make sure it's not fraud but no I am actually eligible all because I lost my part time job (that I was only doing 8 hours a month for) and I made $5000 from it last year. So they give me $12000??

>>19754037
koreans are crazy, north or south.

>>19754033
Silly you, to become a 100% full ally, India would somehow have to be transmogrified into Israel. All allies beyond Israel are second class.

>>19754029
trying to bring everyone down with you? just take your losses and get back to the drawing board

>>19754058
>hurr it's gambling
that's the refuge of salty fags and morons

>>19754030
Look at the blue last night. Nearly an 1hr then reports of India / China war started.

>>19754028
>Buying into indexes

If you are not an expert PhD in an area you understand and can map out the future, then you're the real larp.

Me during the past year, up 100%, you?

>buy high, sell low

>>19753922
How long do I have to hold a stock for dividends?

>>19754030
Time to sell was in the middle of the adopt a retarded nigger speech

>>19753922
Divvy bro do you drip your dividends or invest them in other companies

>>19754058
admit you suck at trading

baka, such peasantry is vomitus

everything just bleeding away

this is like the opposite of yesterday

>>19754058
Stop buying bubbles.

>>19754080
true, I'm ruined and I just want the world burn

>>19753717
Oh I almost forgot, always has a chinese food restaurant too.

>>19754087
Before the exdiv date.

>>19754087
You just need to be holding it on the ex-dividend date, that's why usually the price of the underlying share will dip by the price of the dividend on the day after the ex-dividend date
If you were holding on that date you'll receive the dividend payout from your broker regardless of whether or not you're still holding the position.

>>19753901
LADR

I have a lot of shares

>>19754059
If this creates savings in healthcare and other social security, I'm all for it lol

>>19753321
Buy spy and a few blue chips with upside and stable dividend
Keep 10% for riskier stuff if you want.

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>>19753148
>asking for relief for 4th of July parades/fireworks
what kind of clown world is this.

>>19754104
Le day trading meme. Let me guess, you're not a math major and you love the memelines.

>>19754053
good poast. thanks for reminding me why i return to /smg/ day after day.

>>19754112
If I lose everything because of these niggers that's the plan. Time for bing bang wahoo at that point.

>>19754122
This. Selling it after the ex date gets you disqualified from your divs.

>>19754037
I feel bad for them senpai, literally wage slaving for 80 hours a week only to spend your weekend drunk or hungover not sure how or why they do it

this one looks kinda neat

God thanks that i live in europe and can cook something that's healthy, nutritious and low calori.

>>19753321
if you're a buy-and-hold faggot, 40/60 TMF/TQQQ is all you need, literally outperform vanguard peasants forever

>>19754148
recycle

>>19754147
>>19754148
Every fucking time you goddamn retards

>>19753860
>"I have been changed for good"
You sure have super chunk

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>>19754184
shut the fuck up faggot

this fucking faggot again

>>19754148
Thank you for recognizing and deleting your thread. You are not a faggot

>>19753734
Yeah, I’d rather schlep all my shit around in a backpack or dolly whenever I go grocery shopping instead of literally driving into my house and carrying it a few feet.
>>19753725
>muh debt!
I work from home, not a wagie. Yeah, I’ve got a 30 year loan. Housing prices are going up in my area. Tons of businesses are moving to Dallas, TX because we put our rioters in jail and have a low corporate tax rate so our home prices are going up.
>vending machines
Yeah, my wife cooks me a real meal in her underwear. Lol, you can keep your vending machines

Keep telling yourselves living in a city or renting is “better”.

>>19754016
I have about 100 shares of T. I'm worried a little worried about their debt but their divvy should be safe. I'm wanting to increase my VZ position to match the cost basis of T before I add any more T to my portfolio.

>Cheeto talks about the market and says its gonna return and do even better than before, says fuck china
ITS POOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

>>19754028
don't forget taxes.

>>19754350
The debt is getting knocked down. T is about as stable as they get. Quick how many cell service providers are there?, Just 3. Who provides the masses with the fat home networking data pipes, which is growing fatter each year? T, VZ,Comcast are your majors. Who has content out the ass to seed those data pipes? Just two. Comcast & T. Disney,Netflix,etc has content but the data pipes below to T and the other Telecoms.

>>19753162
watch and learn from this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXkewl0vrYo

note how you don't have to be right 100% of the time to be profitable.

>>19753338
>>19753363
Wait whats wrong with TQQQ?

>>19754834
The guy enters positions with about 25k according to my math and comes out with 200-300 a day. That ain't exactly stellar. It's a living though.

>>19754861
Nothing. There's a moron FUDing leveraged ETFs because he doesn't understand them.

>>19753610
Why? HOW DO U KNOW THIS

>>19754157
Same motherfuckwr posting the n word over and over again. Gretchen, it’s not gonna happen.