/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19749688
First for unending pump n dumps

>RH moved my day graph up so that it looks green so I wont kill myself
good job, bros

I fucking hate this market, it’s not fair that robinhoodies are inflating it and preventing it from crashing. There needs to be a serious SEC investigation.

I'm rich! Again!

>>19749721
Brrrrr

Priced in?

>>19749721
> It should be illegal to trade stocks when I want the market to go down

>>19749688

You did buy the obvious dip, right Bobo?

I’m so tired, bobros...

>>19749810

>>19749688
I just sold my GNUS for a big loss, so enjoy the moon mission today boys.

It’s happening

>>19749830
Should I put a large position on GNUS because of this Fed Pump???

>>19749741
I just made this WORK OF HIGH ART.

What do you guys think?

>>19749820

No. I have missed it and now in pain.

But I will not miss the next one.

SSL back up near 10 aftermarket, what do you think, rise or fall after close?
Trying to time a profit take

>>19749721
Seething bobos give me so much joy.
>betting against the BRRRRR
>betting against the biggest economy in the world
>betting against the most business friendly administrationin history
>betting against America
>betting against me

What the fuck were you thinking?

>>19749862
It is sadly accurate. I’m done fighting the Fed. I want in on this Ponzi scheme

Are 3x ETFs safe to long term hold? Looking at SOXL

>TFW you never go over %2 into any position.
>TFW you haven't finished accumulating yet.
Man I'm glad the markets going up, but I kind of wanted it to tank a little more.

LMAO get fucked bearfags!

BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL

>>19749827
Here you go, fren:

>https://is2.4chan.org/k/1592306802892.jpg

>>19749721

Robin Hood and it’s users aren’t doing shit to the market.

>>19749882
Due to their very nature, no, they are not a long term hold.

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>19749862
I don't get it
But my stocks are up and I'm buying

Jerome on CNBC? Could the rumors be true?

There are 2 types of people:
Those who read headlines
Those who read

>>19749741
I like it anon

>>19749721
>retail
>inflating anything
dum dum

>>19749882
No, the collapse if the underlying assets drop too fast. All losses are 3x too.

>>19749688
This day is so perfect for day trading....what a blessing.

>>19749866

>next one

>>19749882
Depends on the ETF. I've been holding SOXL and NAIL since the March crash and got into DFEN last month. I'm confident in all 3 of those as long holds. The gains will outpace the decay.

Just made a thousand on my calls. Time to blow it on SPY puts?

>>19749882
No. You never hold these for the long term.

give me one good reason not to dump it all in Norwegian

Great day to be holding these DFEN calls with the China Vs India stuff heating up

Any good calls/puts to buy early morning? We thinking UP, we thinking DOWN?

>>19749882
not as 100% of your shit
maybe 25%, 50% if you have balls and think stuff will go up forever
and then don't forget to rebalance if they gain a lot, because otherwise a big dump day can make them lose a lot

>>19749938
you might be sad for a few months but then itll make money

>>19749933

How did you sell before market open?

>>19749721
"Every issue in the market is robinhoods fault"
AND OTHER HILLAROUS JOKES YOU CAN TELL YOURSELF!

>>19749880
>>19749918
Thank you frens

>>19749882
>SOXL long term
Works for me

Aaaaah save me Powell! Save me Oyashiro-sama!

>>19749741
>>19749862
based

>>19749933
Too early to rush into Puts, if you wanna trade the momentum at least wait for the speech

>>19749688

Should i exit all markets before powell begins to open his mouth?

when bulls are too cocky buy puts when bears are too cocky buy calls

When is SEC fining the shitposter.

>>19749943
im selling in the first 30, im gonna watch all day and buy again, my pre market has already started dipping I feel its going to dip again on open

>>19749688
just came to say my 320 strike spy calls should print. all my energy ceqp ssl hlx ois nblx will print.

get fucked for not listening to me yesterday.

>>19749952
Based Rika-poster

>>19749721
the question is how do you get the market to behave the way you want it to? psychic powers? maybe regulate robinhood kids out of existence?

>>19749688
Heil'd

>>19749792
If you hold the stock for under a year and then sell you pay higher taxes. Im pretty sure you also get no tax breaks if you do it with the same stock.
Taxes are the number one killer of realized gains. That's why it's so much better to just go long on a great company that you buy at a great price. Hell, even buying a great company at a not so great price is better than constantly buying in and selling out. Give yourself some time. It's fun to fuck on SMG but you need to understand this is a meme board and people are going to over hype small corrections. I mean it was ridiculous how people were freaking out over a measly 5% drop. Real investors don't give a fuck about swings like that, it's just volatility.
If you're really that new I would suggest just DCA'ing (dollar cost averaging) into the S&P500 and being done with it until you get a better idea of what you're doing. Or DCA 50% and actively invest the other 50%.

>>19749904
Only thing RH is doing is pumping a literal bankrupt stock

If you guys want in on the dexamethosone train, look at MLY and ENDP, maybe ABBV, not sure on that last one yet.

>>19749961
stock market and jobs sounds like a cool movie

>>19749946
>he's never met a time traveler

>>19749721
robinhood/retail literally has no move in the market. if you truly think this, low iq. you are along for the ride, understand that dummy. youjump on and ride it one way or the other. all you can do.

OPEN I NEED TO SELL MY FUCKING CALLS THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT

>>19749945
>>19749938
>opportunity cost
sure you can make 50% on an airline in 3 years, or you could make 15% on another stock by the end of next week with the money instead

>>19749946
some stonks have extended trading hours, but you can only sell if there is a buyer

>stonk
Call me when the OP isn’t a redditor. Hopefully the next thread.

What happens to bullposters on days like last Tuesday where the market takes a shit?

>Airlines almost a pre-corona prices
NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK NO

>>19750001
>What happens to bullposters on days like last Tuesday where the market takes a shit?
We buy more for the next leg up

>>19750003
No they aren't?

>>19749901
>>19749810
going all in on RTX

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DOOMPING????

>>19750003
None of them are even close

>>19750008
I mean posting, not buying.

>>19750001
we play vidya

>>19749820
I bought a tiny bit of KO after seeing it pushed in these threads so often

>>19750008
fuck off

You didn't bet against America, did you /smg/?

>>19749973
Someone else here actually reads I see. Malkiel specifically.

>>19749992
which stonk?

>>19749933
options trading isnt available outside market hours you retard

>>19750001
Double down, he’ll I tripled down and now I’m up over 20% on my portfolio

>>19750000
Call me when you're not a fucking newfag

threadly reminder that warren buffet bought PNC and you should too

All in on RPRX

WKHS has been killing it lately. The EV hype still going strong. That EV Mustang looks like absolute shit though.

dot getting ready for opening, again

>>19750015

I bought some TVIX, good idea bad idea?

>>19750029
>t.

>>19749876
>America is on fire
>Half our country wants to overthrow the entire system for communism and seemingly the other half either secretly wants it or doesn't care
>The disease is finishing up the first wave down south, second wave isn't even here
>The country is bankrupt

HOW CAN I NOT BE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT THE CURRENT SITUATION AT HAND!!?? We're entering the beginning of some sort of global SHTF neo-dark ages where tons of people are going to horribly die or be enslaved and no one cares to prepare for the inevitable.

>>19750038
should I also sell them at a loss?

>>19749810
Hold on let me get my binoculars

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>19749978
NOOOOOOOO
I BOUGHT PFE!!

>>19750031
I did, I'm sorry. Another stimu check please.

>>19749896
Didn’t he say the same thing last week before a huge dip

WAS GOING RED PART OF YOUR PLAN, BOBO?

>>19750038
They didn't hire me and only offered a salary in the 40k range anyways so they can go to hell. I'm not giving them a dime.

>>19750062
first rule of /biz/ newfag

>>19749688

Unironically Dexamethason is a confirmed drug against corona, BUY HEALTHCARE

>>19749894
My % rule is 4% unless its an etf. 2% low af, but hey to each his own. I'm also 50% broad market etfs tho.

>>19750060
>Half our country wants to overthrow the entire system for communism and seemingly the other half either secretly wants it or doesn't care
You should try being not retarded.

>>19749265
>The Witcher
Explain how thats related.

A post last thread
>For short term gains (holding a stock less than a year) capital gains are taxed as regular income, in whatever bracket you're normally in.

What does that mean for a neet?

I’m thinking today is the day I dump ual

>have 315 6/19 SPY calls
>thought that for once I might be able to sell my options ITM
>futures pushing the price down below 315 again
>probably a drop at open

Hodling SPY 316 calls that I bought for very cheap, but am very nervous. What do anons? Do I sell at open or hope we moon all day

Powell + retardo RH noobs name a more powerful combo?

I'm not watching opening bell. Go out and buy cigarettes, may as well kill myself slowly.

>>19749894
I don't cuz I can start building short again
>>19750051
Bad

WHAT DO I BUY TO RIDE THIS PUMP?

>>19750091
That would be a shame, flights to China are back on the menu

>>19749688
Gonna enjoy those IVR divvies next week bros, not sure if I’ll keep it after that point though.
>>19749721
>unironically bitching about fairness in the fucking stock market
Get brrrr’d on asswipe.

>>19750060
>HOW CAN I NOT BE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT THE CURRENT SITUATION AT HAND!!??

quit watching cable news, even cnbc.....just follow the market

>>19750078
What's the fucking point buying individual stocks at such low weights? If you pick a 100% gain your portfolio only moves 2% lol

>>19750111
well i made 2 dollars so shows what you know

>>19750083
Naive idiot, enjoy the hell that is you were complicit with.

>>19750117
you should've bought when bobo thought he killed the bull last week

>>19750060
>he believes artificial news narratives and masonic rituals
Lol

>>19750095
If you’re in profit, sell. Do not ever regret gains no mater how much higher something will go. You will NEVER EVER be able to perfectly tune the top of ANYTHING so don’t even think you’ll be able to.

>>19750094
that's pretty bullish. praying for you before expiry

>>19750117
Mcep. Get in below $6.50 and sell at $12 then thank me

>>19750037
Back to r/stonks you stupid reddit faggot

thanks to the op i jacked off to mating press hentai

>>19749882
They're god-tier long-term. I highly recommend SOXL. However I suggest DCAing in in case of an upcoming further crash. 100% in 3x ETF is pretty safe (especially because lmao breakers) and has an excellent reward profile long-term. I would also reduce the investment % in a 3x ETF over time to avoid a flash crash killing all your gains, and going all in after every crash.

>South Korea says North blew up liaison office as tensions rise

>China vs india border

not feeling well, but im gonna stay in oil

>>19750117

Unironically Shell

>>19750000
Quadruple checked. OP confirmed newfag r*dditor

>>19750131
Not really. Just shows you could've made 4$ playing with sp etf instead of vol

>>19750142
Literally fucking kill yourself

>Coronavirus: Dexamethasone proves first life-saving drug
it's over, bears
humanity won
don't bet against America

>>19750150
Bullish indicators

>>19750138
Thank you kind friend, this is what I needed to hear. I’ve been sad over missed potential profits and your words are very reassuring. I dedicate today’s gains to you

My hands are shaking. Hold me bros

NYSE the bell has vr
screw you nerds im living in the future

>>19750117
>buy high sell low

POW

POW

POW

POW

POW

HERE COMES THE DIP GET READY

>>19749917
agreed shalom

>>19749904
Why not open an account and quit complaining. It's too simple to use, you sacrifice accuracy so always check with secondary source for specific prices and changes. You can even give me a free share of Macy's ^•^ Thanks
https://join.robinhood.com/shawnj765

I'll be banned now, so see y'all in 3 days, I'm off to dip my penis in a fine>>19749907
chablis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ

1 minute girls

>>19750060
>secretly wants it or doesn't care
Secretly wants it, or isn't allowed to do anything for fear of death or destruction of life and livelihood.

>>19750160
Yikes, go back to reddlt

STOP FUCKIN SELLING

>>19750106
If you'd just bought stocks on election day 2016 and smoked ciggs every day until now you'd be up 30%
stepping out for a smoke is always the best course of action

>>19750060
Stop watching CNN you fucking idiot. Nothing serious is going on, its just all blown out of proportion because blood sells newspapers.
>the 0.26% mortality rate disease (this % includes overreported deaths attributed to beerflu for people who died of TERMINAL CANCER and GUNSHOT WOUNDS and the COMMON FLU)
>nogs nogging as usual surprises you
>the world standard peg for every market/currency that is used as the "risk-free rate" is bankrupt
>money is real
You are just smart enough to be a fucking idiot.

30 MINUTES UNTIL JPOW CRASHES THE MARKET IN SENATE HEARINGS

I’d like to let you frens in on the best kept secret in shipping right now: SALT. It’s a very undervalued company, we have more tankers on the way, and with everything going on looks like they’ll execute a few more contracts in H2. Highly recommend as a good long stock.

Let's go boys

>>19750138
this is great advice many anons should heed, myself included. i'm taking profits at open

>>19749938
You should've done it over a month ago.

There was an anon who went all in on Norwegian lastmonth when they were at about $12.50 with 30k or so. He doesn't seem to have come back. Idk if his plan was just to leave for a few months or if he sold when it dipped to like $10.90.

stonks

Link to Powell speech? I don't have a tv

this dexamethasone sounds like a non-factor
remdisivir is the best we've got

Blessed morning, my dear anons. I hope you all had your morning coffee. Good luck to you today.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>19750135
If that sentiment reflected reality, Bernie would have shut Biden out. He couldn't even get California.

PLEASE don't manage your own money.

>>19750201
>tankers

>>19749721
this is a troll post, but this is what rebbidumbs actually believe - they also tie in the Fed as being "corrupt" to complete their delusional fantasy. If today ends green I will drink several beers tonight and laugh at reddidumbs. Cheers!

RISE AND SHINE BOYS

DING DING DING DING DING DIGN

Nice, what a great start to the day. How long does this one last boys?

need link to powell

>>19750139
You got it, boss

>>19750219
based

I look forward to this post daily

>>19750180
this time im going to buy like a motherfucker. I missed out at the last covid crash.

It will dip for a few days, then rocket back up again.

GET YOUR MONEY READY TO BUY THE SALE

We got too cocky lads

>>19750206
A month ago I still didn't have a job nor a brokerage account

>>19750060
Riots mostly in shitty areas it's not like the economy is paralyzed by them. Box retail was hurt but it was already annihilated by the covid scare.
Markets priced in a deadly pandemic, now it's obvious that covid is a meme that only kills old people so no "muh 2nd wave" has no effect.
The US has a lot of debt but we're still the best market to sell as well as being one of the only safe havens for money, so we're on top

nice gap..

>>19750224
blessed post. LET'S GOOOOOO!

OOOOOOOOOH

>We are experiencing high traffic. (You) can still place trades, but other functionality may be impacted :)

BOBO ARE YOU OK BOBO? CAN YOU BREATHE BOBO?

>>19750060
Get a load of this faggot. Late stage Rome lasted for a couple hundred years and we just entered late stage capitalism around 20-30 years ago.

>>19750121
I don't watch the news but it's becoming clear our current status cannot hold forever. A large chunk of businesses are going to default, simulus checks are going to run out. Honestly tell me what positive news is there that the world is getting better?

BOBO ARE YOU OK BOBO


HAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHA


I FUCKING GOT DIAGNOSED WITH THE WUHAN FLU YESTERDAY

IT'S SO FUCKING BULLISH I'M GOING TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY BECAUSE I'M NOT A BOOMER


FUCK YOU BOBO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

THIS IS IT BOYS, BUY BUY BUY BUY!!! YOU LITERALLY CANNOT LOSE THE FED WILL BUY ANY STOCKS THAT GO DOWN!!!! BUY ALL THE RISKIEST, MOST WORTHLESS STOCKS YOU CAN THINK OF!!!! IT'S A MONEY GRAB FUNDED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY CANNOT LOSE!!!!! THANK YOU BASED FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>first 3m candle on IVR has a huge topping tail rejecting down from the VWAP

BROS WTF IM SCARED

>>19750258
>Honestly tell me what positive news is there that the world is getting better?

stock market number go up retard. We're all getting rich, hop on board or stay poor!

>>19750258
money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>19750267
this

If I sold covered calls for my 1000 shares of DFEN at $16c how the fuck can I sell my shares RIGHT FUCKING NOW? I know it's gonna dip back to 14 today.

>>19750193
Cringe

>>19750267
>EUPHORIA

and im back after a week

anyone else gained back what they lost?

IVR bros whats happening?!?!

>>19750261
Only a 99.8% chance you make it anon

Took my profits, bros. A cool $650. :) I love you all.

>gap up to crab downward episode
Okay, I'll come back later at close to buy.

Oh no, my gains.

the question is, who the fuck is on the buy side, at this hour, at this price.

AHHHH WE'RE GOING DOWN

>he didn't sell at open
lmfao

>>19750286
Sure did brother. Feels good.

h-hang on bros why are you selling...

>>19750305
that's when you buy ya simp

>>19750286
I gained half of it back, still 492 away from getting my 1,000$ again

>>19750298
Jerome?

>>19750293
yeah this. i'm gonna go watch TV.

>>19750298
GET TF OUT BOOMER

>>19750286
Yes, and I buy every dip.

>>19750309
People are collecting their profits and you should have done so too.

>>19750306
>he didnt sell premarket
hahaahah

>>19750240
Nvm that makes sense. Could be a good time to buy even at these prices but idk as I dont know where stocks will be 3 months from now.

Sweet, got a cool 400 from MSFT call today. Thinking of making a put if it goes above 195 today.

>>19750298
No one.

>>19750306
>selling at open instead of holding current holdings and buying more at the loss to average down
never gonna make it

>>19750281
Buy the calls back, then sell.

>>19750320
I sold a futies contract pre market

Don't worry bullbros we're just fueling before the moon mission right?

>>19750306

lets be real, its only up from here fellow bobo

>>19750311
I am not gonna risk Powell fucking up and causing another red day

based made 2k. going to bed now.

>>19750288
looks like it's getting bought up off of premarket lows around 5.2, hopefully it can get above the VWAP soon

stop selling faggots

>>19750331
Thats a good idea, thanks fren

>>19750306

Musk must be here on this board, anyone saw him?

Boys boys boys I do believe we are going to make gentlemen.

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - AstraZeneca’s (AZN.L) potential coronavirus vaccine is likely to provide protection against contracting COVID-19 for about a year, the company’s chief executive told a Belgian radio station on Tuesday.

The British drugmaker has already begun human trials of the vaccine developed by the University of Oxford, with a phase I trial in Britain due to end soon and a phase III trial already begun, Pascal Soriot told broadcaster Bel RTL.

“We think that it will protect for about a year,” Soriot said.

AstraZeneca said on Saturday that it had signed contracts with France, Germany, Italy and the Netherlands to supply the European Union with up to 400 million doses of the potential vaccine.

It has also agreed deals with Britain and the United States.

“If all goes well, we will have the results of the clinical trials in August/September. We are manufacturing in parallel. We will be ready to deliver from October if all goes well,” Soriot said.

>>19750337
>looks at it by the day
a red day is nothing. you must be trading risky trash.

last week i stopped buying scratch tickets and opened a robin hood account. i just made my 1st $20 on CAT stocks (or what you guiys call stonks, lol!)

WHY IS INOVIO TANKING

"Nearly a third of investors ages 65 and up sold all of their stockholdings some time between February and May" - WSJ
AHAHAHAHHAAH LAUGH AT THEM BOOMERS

>>19750077
No one gives a shit about the rona

Sold my SPY calls for $1500, debating on buying some puts and selling later today, or just waiting until EOD to buy more calls

>>19750333
Isnt that expensive and rip off to himself at that point cause of the premium?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19750144
It's an educational link, you are supposed to learn something

>>19750286
Very close. Was the spookiest three day hold in awhile

DUMP DUMP DUMP

i have 40k and I'm putting 1k in VTI every tuesday for the next 40 weeks and see what I come out with by april 2021

>>19750337
But if that happens Powell will just buy up all your losses. It's literally impossible to lose now.

why did everything just pause

>>19750352
this is unironically sound financial advice, with scratchers you lose 100% of your money, unless some enron type shit happens youll never lose more than a percent

>>19750349
>1 year protection

The only way this would have any kind of relevant impact is if it was a forced vaccine.

So, this is what a generational top looks like

Got 1k to dump into NVDA or AMD, which one?

>>19750373
They're pulling the plug. GET OUT GET OUT

>>19750258
Don’t overthink it. Powell has already stated that the Fed will do anything and everything necessary to stave off a global collapse. This seems to include buying corporate bonds and (possibly) stocks. Don’t fight the Fed until she has nothing left to give.

>>19750258
The United States has the biggest military and nuclear arsenal in the world. Its sustainable indefinitely, especially if you have someone with balls in power like trump. Moody's know if they downgraded the credit rating on trump's watch, there would be executions for high treason.

That's why muh debt, muh fed, muh limited guberment, muh fiscal responsibity FAGS are retards and have been proven wrong the past two centuries because they don't understand that all these are meme concepts only backed up by the might of the state in the first place. They are intellectually cucked.

>>19750356
Holy shit no way

Only up 11k today.
I thought I would break 70k.
Still great but premarket was better.

>>19750380
half into both

>>19750353
Don't worry J Powell will buy those stocks from you at the full price they started at today. Just keep buying, it's literally impossible to lose now that the Fed is covering all the losses.

>>19750360
Yes, but you asked how to sell, not how to make a profit. If your premium's buy price is less than $2/share higher than what you sold out, you should do it anyway based on your model.

>>19750359
I am thinking the same thing about buying those SPY puts and selling later today. I'll buy if you buy. SPY looks overbought right now. Lot sure if Jerome will affect anything, thought.

>>19750333
>>19750360
Nevermind. I made the covered call play because I was confident it would hover $15.90 or lower. It looks like we might have a crab downward week if no additional market moving announcements are made. I mean, look at the selloff volume right now.

>>19750392
kek

>>19750380
TSM

>>19750166
>>19750205
Based thank you bros, sold my shitty call at 9:30:01 for 120% gains may Vishnu bless your trades today sirs

>>19750380
AMD, theyre fucking up the market right now with Ryzen and a new GPU thats coming out this year

>>19750356
sold my pension funds mid way down the dip but got back in just after the first consolidation after the spike off the bottom

saved about 10-15% on the dip

>>19750380
>a P/E ratio of 68.51
>or a P/E ratio of 134.41

anon don't be stupid

>>19750380
Both
>SOXL

Good morning friends, happy trading

Good thing I opened some short positions at open. Get fucked perma bull/bears.

Bobos
what are we loading up on?

>>19750380
Nvidia is the safer play while AMD in my opinion has better upside potential despite what people who don't really follow tech believe.

>>19750373

Because it is the fucking top lmao

Wait for the real dip boys big gains to be had

God bless NKLA options

Hey there little guy, you going to get hurt if you keep playing with this. I'll hold on to it for you.
*yoink*

What is Powell's speech going to do for VIX/TVIX?

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

hey guys, this isn't the top so hold on

>IVR dumping

goddammit i called it >>19750270
i shoulda fucking sold, especially when it came back up to the VWAP and got rejected again, god fucking dammit.

>>19750045
It looks like a dodge caliber if it had been designed by the I-robot prop team.

>>19750423
I'm currently short the Nasdaq and holding SPY puts.

We going green the rest of the week or did I miss my chance to buy yesterday?

>>19750411
P/E is allowed to be forward-looking anon.

>>19750389
Same, only up 3.5% on my stocks right now...I was expecting to be up atleast 7% considering we're up 700 points.

>couldn't jump the gap
>everybody is selling the open
good luck today bulls lel

DAMNNNN MY NIGGAS WE GOT SOME MOTHERFUCKING INFLATION
PDBC IS ON A FUCKING TEARRRR

IT'S DUMPING

>>19750436

too soon

TVIX """chad""" still alive?

>bought the top again
i have no restraint

>>19750439
oh look another 14 year old that doesn't understand L O N G P L A Y S

you should probably neck yourself

I'm going to take a shit and I will be back to watch Jerome crash the market with no survivors

SOXL is a fucking monster

>>19750380
IBM

How much more can I possibly make today? This is absurd. I thought le Bobo-arino was the badass. I thought he was gonna short this Ponzi to the ground. What happened?

>>19750446

Still bullish af can’t hate a nigga for taking profits

What will CLIR get to? Will it dip?

MADRE DEL DIO

Whoever offered up that MCEP gem deserves my thanks.

Thanks bro!

>>19750468
TAKE THAT MONEY AND WAIT FOR JPOW TO TALK

>>19750443
buy XLV, or retail - low, wmt, hd, tgt, cost...

>>19750411
>value investing
LMAO

WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS PFIZER DUMPING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Would it be a good idea to put money into this ipo or am I gonna get scammed? https://www.startengine.com/knightscope

>>19750423
Managed to snatch this quick short.

>>19750387
This. basically at the end of the day it all comes down to the military, everything else is just imaginary numbers and shit. im not worried. at the end of the day if the world truly does go to shit at least i get to go out on an epic extinction-level event that i can brag about when im in heaven.

>>19750465
>>19750415
>SOXL

didn't know about this but now I want some, holy shit

>>19750387
This this this, the federal government has made sure it's literally IMPOSSIBLE to lose money on the stock market right now. Forget about things like the unemployment rate or quarterly profits. It's a cash grab, get yours while you can. It doesn't matter what stocks you buy JUST BUY!! Even if they crash J Powell will personally buy all your stocks back at full price. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE RIGHT NOW!!!!

>>19750456
Just bought more, but I'm not him.

This is getting fucking retarded, yesterday was bear trap, today is bull trap...

well ill be damned, pump my anus full of onions, and fuck my wife while i watch behind closed doors.

>>19750338
sleep well fren, gj

>Just found out about Robinhood's """buying power"""
This is the reason I didn't buy Monday. Go ahead and laugh at me.

NEW

>>19750496
>>19750496

>>19750119
I’ll buy in again when it dips below 38 sometime this week.

>>19750491

jesus fucking christ, the selling volume today was fucking INSANE. And we still not dipped anywhere. That's a huge call for me to keep my longs

>>19750475
I sold an /ES contract earlier. We get a good pullback from the hearings I'll buy it back and won't feel so bad

>>19750490
welcome to the kangaroo market

i'm putting some cash into TVIX, bros
too spoopy for me around here

>>19750487

There are a ton of retards here still managing to lose money

I’m fucking mooning guys we’re all gonna male it

>>19750468
Stonks only go up, apparently. The FED can do whatever they want, apparently.

Is there even a tipping point when everyone believes in the Fed acting like the bank in monopoly going down to mom and dads printer to make more money to hand out to everyone?

>>19749721
MMMM YES
BOBO TEARS
BOBO TEARS SO DELICIOUS

>>19750488
>Just bought more, but I'm not him.
You figure Powell's speech will moon it?

>>19750486
reminder that leveraged ETF are garbage products made to fleece retail

>>19750484
4chan and channel posters don't go to heaven.

>>19750491
I fuckkng love onions. Fry em in a pan, boil em in a soup, chop em in a salad, slice em in a burger or any sandwich.

I’m glad 4chan has become a really pro-onions place lately.

line go this: /
good
line go this: \
bad

I got my oil and i'm gonna fuckin hold

>>19750356
yep, I literally ran into an old fella at the grocery store who told me about how he sold his entire portfolio of about 500k during late feb

>>19750523
haha! Found the onions cuck

I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY
I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY
I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY
I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY
I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY

>>19750183
Shalom
>>19750479
Sorry that was me

>>19750539
funny thing is, 95% of us here are behaving like we're gonna die any day now too.

>>19750536
>buying oil ever

>>19750553
I should have kept my call from yesterday, I'd be 400 up instead of 200 down. Hindsight is 20/20.

bros should i buy something right before jerome speaks or will that fuck me ?

>>19750566
fuck he got dubs

why is gold still so high?

>>19750064
I AM MAKING IT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19750589
Boomers think there's an inflation risk.

>>19750553
>53▶
>I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY
>I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY
>I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY
>I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY
>I SHOULD HABE SOLD MY PUTS YESTERDAY
Why? Isn't your contract value be going up since the market will be crabbing downwards today?

>>19750573

>>19750573

>>19750573

New thread

New bread

New thread

>>19750603
That's literally the opposite of how options work bro

>>19750569
Shouldn't take the chance gambling

>>19750248
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19749688
NRGU
Get in. couple months it will be 600% up.

>>19750126
Oh sweet summer child, diversity mitigates risk. If you pick a -100% stock your port only loses 2%. Risk = reward, but it's also risky.

>>19750702
All trading is gambling. The problem is having an appropriate risk:reward model and winrate estimate and keeping to the plan.

>>19750139
What makes you think it's going to double? It hasn't been over $10 in a year.