/biz/ - Business & Finance

Try to make more moeny.

>>19739659
he doesn’t have 150 billion in liquid you neanderthal

>>19739659
Buy Tara Tainton

>>19739681
what is it then? gas?

>>19739662
correct

>>19739659
all in chainlink

>>19739659
Get LINK to $15

>>19739659
All in STA

>>19739681
ever heard of an ELOC?

destroy the shit out of the society that makes the money that i have worth anything in the first place by promoting marxist beliefs

It's all just a number in a computer. He doesn't actually have that much.

>>19739659
jeff bezos funny eye
whats up with jeff bezos weird eye
jeff bezos fucked up face

>>19739659
Buy puerto rico

>>19739659
Invest in Eastern Poland

>>19739659
Hire a bunch of recent college grads to do fringe science research, anti aging, artificial wombs, artificial limbs, general AI, stuff like that.

>>19739659
Cocaine & Hookers

>>19739659
Build a modest house and fuck around with my live-in gf all day

>>19739741
my nogger

>>19739659
What's with his eyes?

Also when are we gonna get the first trillion-dollar net worth individual?

Sell my business, live carefree.

>>19739681
This. This is actually one reason why he "divorced" his wife in such a publicized way yet gave no fight as to assets. If Bozo sold more than $1 million of Amazon Shares, investors would react and sell their shares too devaluing his company and net worth more than that balance could provide. His "ex" selling Amazon shares signals nothing to the market. She can liquidate billions. Meanwhile they're not actually divorced in a real sense and use this as a means to extract cash between the two of them. Quite smart really.

>>19739659
Leave humanity behind.

>>19739950
Wasn't there an Enron exec who pulled a similar trick? He knew he couldn't sell his stock without tipping off the public to the fact that something was wrong with the company, so he fucked a prostitute to get divorced, where he was required to liquidate half his shares and give the money to his wife

>>19739659
fund the development of a white ethnostate.

invest in a brand new project before it pumps

discord: cAzmwF

>>19739659
have a christmas

>>19739659
>What would you do with all this money?
Build the largest building in the world and live in it. Hire 999 bodyguards working in rotating 8hr shifts (333 each shift), buy the police force, buy the CIA, buy the military, buy the FBI, buy every other agency in the fucking planet, maybe adopt a puppy

>>19739662
Try to buy more time.

>>19739659
Having sex with 100 girl at the same time

>>19739662
Haha epic, true /biz/nessman! Have my upvote.

>>19739950
Interesting to see it happen, it reminds me of the Enron bankruptcy, where Lou Pai has an affair, divorced his wife, then cashed out his stock to pay for the settlement just before everything went to shit. Believe he was the only guy that got off scot-free too.

>>19739659
pump chainlink then buy 4chan and get rid of it.

>>19740180
based, but never forget anon, 4chan is an idea of people, that will just make another fcking page and shitpost all day

Finance a lot of terrorism

become the george soros antithesis and fund right wing resistance to antifa/blm. open a social media platform they can’t censor you on. pay for paleo conservative news channels. fight and win the culture war single handedly.

>>19739659
Have a child army of niggers and run a coke empire within the US.

Have an armored car pull up to the club so I can make it rain and also have a semi drop a intermodal container full of hennies, and also make those rain all over da club.

>>19739659
Buy some properties and art then give alot of it away

>>19740278
cringe and niggerpilled.
>flashy shit
>muh shiny things
>big booty sluts

>>19740322
Yeah having a child army of niggers to protect my coke assests is a more viable option.

>>19739659
Two chicks at the same time, man.

>>19740416
Based

id buy a bunch of google stock with my amazon stock and freak everyone out and pump google stock while amazon stock dumps hard, then pivot and sell 80% of my google stock then buy all of my amazon stock back and own google and amazon :)

I would just sell and then buy back amzn shares, over and over until the volume reaches a multiple of the entire world's stock market. Just because I could.

>>19739659

I'd use the interest to make photorealistic 3D CGI animated movies based on novels and comic books regardless of the cost. When not doing that I'd be plowing top tier bitches.

>>19742067

Oh and breed 100 ebony queens.

>>19739659
Two hundred girls at once

>>19739659
Two chicks at the same time

>>19739659
unironically turn distribution centers into citystates.

Try to become a trillionaire

First things first, have sex with like 50 women at the same time, and theyre all my highschool crushes

>>19739659
divorce her 4 times

>>19739659
Marrying bogdanoff

>>19742222
Bezos could have literally any woman on earth and he chooses a bog...

Build as many of these as possible and unleash them on this doomed world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZHONQAMV48

>>19739950
Its too fucking obvious though, clearly his investors can't be that retarded not to see through it

>>19742391

In his eye, she might not look like a potato in a wig.

>>19739659
Space colony/libertarian city ala rapture, engineering company, FOMO on shitcoins, have sex.

>>19739659

Buy a $20k gaming PC with 64 core threadripper to shitpost from

>>19739659
Donate half of it to companies that deal with genetic engineering/CRISPR and anti-aging technology. I would refuse to be a bald ass manlet asymmetrical looking ass mf in my life time and conquer the solar system with my superhuman modified ultra mega big dick chad body

>>19742618
You underestimate how retarded people in the finance world are.

>>19739713
bose-einstein condensate

Buy out the US government and all of its media outlets. Create civil disruption on a massive scale and fund both sides of the argument with highly argumentative and persuasive viral campaigns. Use it to absolutely destroy small businesses, the middle class, and even the US Postal Service. Sweep up the broken remains and place your new businesses into the vacuum. Y'know, typical stuff.

>>19742618
That's why he takes this thing around with him everywhere, strictly for show. You think he would actually put his copulation organ in that? You can see what he is thinking even.
>just keep up the smile just keep up the smile.... remember Jeffo, you're going to get a billion or more out of this which you can spend gratis and discretionarily.... no more stock holders...... no more worry..... just keep of the charace until there are no more cameras.... I can't wait to go home and see my real wife in another week.

I'd probably just straight-up buy Malawi and turn it into my own private monarchy.

>>19739659
>What would you do with all this money?
Vienna Black

>>19743287
Porn stars aren't beautiful and aren't hired for very much money in the first place, about $1500 a scene. If they possessed that quality we call beauty, they would have been actresses or models. They lack supersymmetry and have something off about them. Your dick just engorges which takes blood away from your brain so you can't critically think when you're sexually aroused. ngmi.

>>19739878
Satoshi Nakamoto

>>19739681
>>19739713
>>19743087
it's in plasma you fucking retards

>>19739659
Easy.

$152.9 billion crack party.

>>19743382
you could fill a football field to brim of the stadium with all that crack, there will be a lot of OD's that day

Over 1 billion dollars in surgeries to become a never aging blob living in a vat. Then I will run an empire on a much larger time scale than mortal humans. This is after a lifetime of hedonism.

>>19739659
Buy 4chan just to delete it, cause you're all insufferable virgins dweebs.

After setting myself and my family up to have self-sustaining income, I would eventually join the side that Trump and his allies are on.

>>19739706
This

>>19739659
become a james bond villain

>>19739659
SUPPORT THE $GOY

>>19739659
lobby heavily for racism
become a supervillain
or a hero?

>>19739659
Stop white genocide.

>>19739878
I don't know about that amount of money, but some of the wealthiest individuals during the Gilded Age were estimated to be worth hundreds of billions of dollars. Seeing how much life Bezos still has left, he should probably hit that threshold again in American history.

Two trannys at the same time

>>19739713
I keked

>>19739659
Purchase and execute so many PM contracts that it crashes the silver/gold paper market and my fellow PM Chad's stacks finally boom

>>19739659

...i'd spend it /biz/

>>19739659
Try and figure out how to live forever, like the old dude from those new Alien movies.

I’d probably be rolling with a certain British Prince as well.

>>19739659
try and colonize mars, probably.

>>19739659
Two chicks at the same time

>>19739659
>If Bozo sold more than $1 million of Amazon Shares
Couldn't he just sell all of them, or is that not how it works?

>>19739659
Buy 152 billion dollars worth of ETH

>>19745764

What do you think will happen to the share price of Amazon if suddenly 10% of all shares are for sale?

Donate it all to charity, move to a buddhist monastery, be worshipped forever

Become a right wing soros

>>19739659
Get gynocomastia surgery

>>19745925
I'm asking seriously because I don't fully understand how stocks work. I'm assuming that he can't just sell all his shares at market rate, but how does that work exactly? Are there open bids for the shares that have to be filled if you actually intend to sell and then it goes from highest bidder to lowest bidder until no bidders remain and the stocks are just "open" to the next bidder? Or do they just suddenly appear "open" for anyone to buy them.

>>19739659
All in LEND / AAVE and wait a few years.

Not running amazon, that's for sure

>>19743373
THEY control the blood banks?

>>19739659
get a girlfriend that doesn't look like a she got run up on by a herd of bulldozers

>>19739659
Be Epstein and that Jew producer and Dan Schneider, but also never work another moment.

>>19739950
>If Bozo sold more than $1 million of Amazon Shares, investors would react and sell their shares too devaluing his company
He sold billions this year alone you retard. Sometimes billions in a week.

>>19746043

You tell your broker that you want to sell you shares at a certain price or better. Your broker then looks for buyers willing to buy at that price or better, and matches you and a sale is made.

If Jeff Bezos would sell all his millions of shares at the same time, there would me massive downward pressure on the share price. Price is after all just where supply equals demand. If supply is suddenly increased by a massive amount, the price must go down to make demand equal supply.

>>19740097
Complete retarded. He is a CIA asset. How is he gonna buy it?

>>19739659
move to Patagonia in Argentina and forget society exists. Then blow my head off in Peace

>>19746353
you can do that with 2000$

>>19739659
Hire a mercenary army and establish a high tech micro nation somewhere in Africa with big beautiful walls and laser turrets to shoot at niggers that try to enter.

>>19746404
I would do it with 500 big tit hookers though

>>19739659
compound it on SUTER
I need more liquidity but no one is selling

>>19739659
build a cunny android

Finance minorities to destabilize their countries and take advantage of the weakness to fulfill my own political agenda

Freak people out when I dump 1 million on a random penny stock