/biz/ - Business & Finance

selling last week was my biggest mistake

First to kill all jew bulls

>>19739613
you forgot about QE?

4 TRILLION btw

>futures
WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS
WHY ARE FUTURES NOT LIMITING UP ON NEWS OF THE FED LITERALLY BUYING STONKS
JEROME WHAT IS THIS DOUBLE-CROSS

>>19739618
What about aryan bulls?

Bros what are some good military stock. I want to support America's ability to bomb the fuck out of all the shitskins and Chinese?
I have some RTX.

>>19739618
False Flagger detected

>>19739613
not selling last Monday and buying back this morning was a mistake

Give me your favourite leveraged ETFs and explain why you like them. Or don't, I'll read into them anyway.

Hitler would be a Bear

>>19739594
I want to impregnate a girl with my superior goyish seed, and leave her with the baby to fend by themselves.

Also, anything cheap I should buy rn?

AIRLINES ARE GOING TO MARS TOMORROW

GLAD I DONT HAVE TESLA

>>19739658
>was bullish on european conquest
uhhh

>>19739643
They die too as they allied with juden

Famous Trader Quote of the Day

>>19739594
This nigger is gonna testify in front of congress tomorrow, is he gonna fuck it up?

>>19739613
Well, at least real estate is gonna be dirt cheap for a while.

>>19739630
i actually think this news is kind of "priced in." If we're in a credit bubble, then Jerome saying he'll be buying up corp bonds (presumably now AAA down through BBB bonds), would just be part of his earlier commitment to infinite QE. I would guess that continued successful issuance of new bonds would be the bigger bull signal.

HEIL HITLER

Why aren't you holding the new Tesla RIGHT NOW, /smg/?

>>19739689
keeping a tab on DGLY

>>19739668
why would they?

Jews are cheaters that need to be put to death

>>19739715
seems a bit lewd to be calling Tesla-chan by her first name so soon so no..

>>19739660
>Sir we have good news! It looks like we might be able to pay most of our senior loans after all!
>How? I thought we were completely out of money
>Yes, but the share price has rocketed up over 500% from the lows! We're planning on issuing more shares and dumping them onto the market!
>What the fuck, our bankruptcy filing did go public right?
>Yes.
>So we're just going to issue more stock even though we're going bankrupt?
>Yes sir. The senior debtors and executive leadership team will get most of their packages after all!
>Great! But who the fuck is buying this trash? Don't they know the common shareholders are going to be wiped out?
>It appears that a group of 20 year olds from an organization called "read it" caught wind of this and everyone "bought the dip" since the lows to get what they're calling "cheapies".
>I don't understand.
>Neither do we sir.

>>19739708
Adolf shekelgrubber

>>19739630
Futures literally don’t matter

>>19739682
asshole quote of the day

>>19739743

>>19739680
Wrong. To make money you have to think like a jew. I found /pol/ way before i found /biz/

>>19739699
>infinite QE
Or as I like to call it *QEternal*

>>19739746
The market has essentially been in lock-step with futures over the past 3 months, what are you talking about.

what is the most /smg/ e-reader to buy ???

>>19739748
You should read his book, he may be an asshole, but his book is enlightening, he doesn't use fundamental value or technical analysis.

>>19739694
Every time this cunt spoke last week stocks tanked

>He released a written statement, stocks went up
>Gave a speech, they went down more than they went up
>Then gave a Q&A with press and it went fucking blood red

I was fuming.

Anyone got some good non-USA stocks to keep an eye on? I was skeptical of SSL at first but damn if it hasn't been my best performing stock so far, and it was essentially unaffected by the social unrest in the US

>>19739653
>favorite leveraged ETF
Hello fren. SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while deftly mitigating margin risks when down.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everything and everywhere will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a gift and fretting over the exact bottom is meaningless. Waiting.. is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>>19739776
Yikes

>>19739764
So in your enlightenment you chose to invest in those that want your white children to be prostitutes and drug addicted communists. GOOD TO KNOW JUDEN APOLOGIST——
NASDAQ 100 SUPPORTS THE BLM MOVEMENT

卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏卐𓆏

What does BLM advocate for? It advocates to defund the police.
=
NASDAQ 100 WANTS TO DEFUND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA POLICE FORCE

Buy SQQQ. What is SQQQ?
SQQQ is a 3X leveraged inverse ETF (exchange traded fund), an INVERSE representation of the NASDAQ 100

>>19739735
blame Congress (98% christian) for giving them money

>>19739759
Goin to moon tomorrow cuz why not?

>>19739658
Long Tyson, short German vegan twinks.

>>19739694
Isn’t that Wednesday?

>>19739735
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST KEEP WINNING
fuckoff soiboi
Your life must be a nightmare if this is how you feel better about it.

>>19739768
i'm unfortunately a bit preoccupied and won't be able to do a mediocre mash of j powel and a money gun over the doomguy

what are my SwingChads swingin' this week? Got a nice chunk of OLN myself at 12.50 today. Going to let it cruise up to 15 and then set a stop limit, see where she goes

>>19739795
God knows of your crimes against humanity, jude

>>19739791
>notice tripfag name
Ah, I see now. Venting.

xth for stocks only go up!

>>19739792
Hold SQQQ long term and see what you get lmao

>>19739811
your dad regrets not using a tissue

>>19739792
I miss when /pol/ used to keep their memes contained within their own board and post actual findings and information worth reading to other boards, like crime statistics.
Your posts just look like the stuff those cracked-out Twitter whores write. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if you were one, recently converted to the new underground trend philosophy but knowing nothing about it.
Your posts glow in the dark.

>>19739594
BLMN is still at a great price. Outback, Flemings, Carrabbas... white ppl love that shit. And Outback just got on uber eats so karens can easily eat for the next two years when they are waiting for a vaccine

Guys, I feel compelled to dump everything into TVIX

Should I do it?

>>19739790
I like your enthusiasm, because SOXL was my top pick as well. I hate tech companies, but love hardware. I'm going to DCA it for a bit while I wait to see if there will be a second drop though, for better or for worse.

>>19739795
>congress
>98% christian
Holy shit where did you pull that number from?

>>19739803
>mediocre mash of j powel and a money gun over the doomguy
based mental image. Unfortunately I don't have the talent to realize your vision

I really want more SHIP

>>19739839
he's not even smart. an etf that uses tools to return inverse performance ends up adding liquidity to the market and keeps the prices up.

>>19739862
I'll do it after I'm done doing some late day wage slaving.

futures dunno what they wanna do

>>19739594
ayaya

>>19739866
just wait for the next dilution, every 1-2 months like clockwork lol

>>19739850
I don’t know. If you bankrupt the casino, it doesn’t matter how much you play.

I am a gyspy witchdoctor and weeb, recommend me anime or all your coming days will be red

>>19739866
I've been in ship for nearly a month now and I don't have shit to show for it.

>>19739653
I like SOXL. TQQQ has done better over a longer period of time, but recently SOXL has greatly overtaken it and I think it still has a lot of growth potential. FNGU is OK but I think it's in a bubble and won't be able to keep the current gains. I'd rather go SPXL or TQQQ if I swang that way. Or maybe 50% TMF 50% FNGU.
Overall strategy I'm going for: DCA into SOXL with a modified martingale scheme starting at 1% of account value until 100%. Each one year period after investment, switch 5% of value into TMF for the first 5 years with monthly rebalancing (leading to 25% TMF, 75% SOXL on year 5). For the 5 years after, switch 10% into TMF every year (leading to 75% TMF and 25% SOXL on year 10). Wait until a crash, then sell all TMF and repeat from the top, including the DCAing.

>>19739890
me neither but I want to be ready for when it hits $1

>>19739805
Nothing. My whole watchlist is hanging around neutral to slight bearish. No buy signals.

>>19739872

as a bear with puts... futures are going to ATHs tonight

>>19739839
I think he hates money because jews have money. I hate jews but love money

>>19739857
Google it chump I don't have time to explain shit to /pol/ tourists

>>19739888
>gyspy witchdoctor
mononoke

>>19739888
Checked

I recommend My Hero Academia for the fighting scenes. Goblin Slayer is alright and so is Konosuba.

Oldies: Yu Yu Hakusho is great imo. Also, Cowboy Bebop

I know, I know. My animes are super mainstream, idc. At least I didn't recommend something mega gay like Darling in the FranXX

>>19739850
Set your stop loss and prepare your anus

>>19739594
Source? Also I don’t understand my boner. Damn you 4chan, I want to tickle her till she pees.

>futures minty green
>yay we are mooning tomorrow!!!
>futures blood red
>lel futures don't matter brrrr
uh oh stinky...

Why is PLAY mooning???

SHOULD I DUMP ALL OF MY USD INTO TVIX

YES

NO

?
?
?
?
?

all this bullish talk makes me feel bearish. also when there's bearish talk i feel even more bearish. i am bearish. make the line go red please, thank you.

>>19739946
are you retarded? y/n?

>>19739896
Based strategy SOXL-bro

>>19739780
Kindle or Nook. You can use Nook with local library but not Kindle. For both, download Calibre so you can convert e-books you have obtained from places on the internet to correct file format to work on your e-reader.

How in the absolute fuck did no one on here come up with UONE before it fucking mooned today?? Some fucking BLM associated media company went up over 150% today

>>19739888
>them trips

Ghost in the Shell: Electric Boogaloo 2

>>19739790
+++

Semiconductors are the way of 4ch /biz/ after all crypto requires their mini mining tech no?

>7K in capital gains
I'm a genius

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a bear. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are shorting, doubling down, betting against America for at least 18 years solely so you can get your portfolio ravaged by bullchads. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little portfolio - reading stories about market failure to her at bedtime, constantly bleeding money on inverse ETFs, making sure she had a healthy diet of short term puts, masturbating thinking about red futures. All of it has one simple result: make your portfolio more enjoyable for the bulls that will over time fuck you in every hole.

Created the perfect thesis for a market crash? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random robinhood retard who knows nothing of peter schiff will buy boomer buffetts airlines and 3x his portfolio in a month. He gets to fuck buffett right in his boypussy every night. He gets the benefits from your embarrasing weak hands that came from coronavirus hysteria.

As a man who has a bear position in the stock market, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to maybe one time get lucky and 2x your pathetic portfolio. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>19739940
Who even goes to Dave and Busters

>>19739946
Idk man. The CEO of TVIX just got food poisoning. Not a buy IMO

Imagine not buying SWBI.

>>19739946
Dump your money into Vanguard total stock market ETFs, you retard. We'll be at pre-corona levels soon, you don't have much time.

>>19739842
I sold my BLMN because I was up like 100% on it

>>19739790
Based. Bought in at $150, hodl until I die.

>>19739962
Almost nobody cares about pennystocks here. There's /ptg/ for that.

All 3D women are whores

PUMP IT OIL

>>19739964
she cute

>>19739901
whats on the watch list senpai?

>>19739962
Why in Gods name would any self respecting human invest in a BLM company?

>>19739985
I did in the form of a .45

>>19739594
That manga was fucking trash, but the main girl was cute.

Uhhhh guys? Why is Dow futures dumping?

>>19739896
I looked at FNGU earlier and after looking at those bubbles, yeah, I can't say I'm positive on their future. Netflix, Tesla, Twitter, and Facebook I think are absolutely retarded bubbles. What makes you think in say a decade SOXL will crash?

>>19739956
I'm already in deep and I want to buy more to average down my cost (Sold on the way up to $218 at 45 shares bought back in at the same price due to FOMO and rode it down to where it is now at 40 shares)

I still think, even with FED bond buying, that this market is FUCKED, but I'm having trouble risking so much of my savings.

Just tell me what to do /smg/

>>19740018
Oh it's like a 150 different stocks. Nothing particularly weird or obscure on there. Bunch of blue chippies and high growth from variety of sectors. Stupid SHOP is supposed to go DOWN so I can buy it for less than this current ridiculously high asking price.

>>19740025
the S&P level above 305 is the forbidden zone

>>19740031
Literally MADE for BBC

>>19740031
>averaging down on TVIX
bro, just cut your losses

>>19740062
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO A CRASH

THE TREND IS GOING DOWN

>>19739630
Futures were blood red sunday night and we were still green. The golden bull run is here, just believe

>>19739965
bears will never have their day.

The fed would need to embrace deflationary policy and stop QE, and I don't see that ever happening. Maybe one day, if we ended the FED, Bears will win. Our country would look like Japan and our markets would just plateau for 40 years.
But if that ever happens there will be little reason to use markets as investments and no one would care(as much) about the stock market.
But as long as the Fed keeps pumping, I'm going to keep buying and making a shit ton of $$$$$.

>>19740031
That's a man

>>19740031
beuminf breasts

>>19739645
More RTX. Or LMT.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>19740030
Total market crashes happen approximately exactly every 10 years. The point of SLOWLY moving into TMF is that exactly how many years is not clear, but it's very unlikely to be just after the previous crash. At the same time, TMF exposure greatly improves profit in crabby to slightly bearish market conditions (it slows down profit in massive bullrun though) so having exposure even one year after a crash is not a bad deal (5% is very slightly less long-term profit and slightly better risk mitigation; 20-25% TMF is reasonable risk mitigation and doesn't lose that much profit at all. 50% TMF basically laughs at the march dip but holding 50% at all times greatly reduces profit).
You could also just watch for yield inversion and reposition in a single move when it's observed, but I prefer not trusting any specific signal before adding any safety.

>>19740000
r u trolling or have u not noticed that lots of stocks are penny stocks right now?

>>19740020
>why would anyone want to 2x their cash?
seriously??

Check out XSPA, airport chain that is converting to a covid testing site. Ran up big but still has room to go

>*snort*
>Yeah, heh, this is just at technical retracement
>Market already broke the the donchian channel on VIX futures
>Heh, I knew I was right

>>19739708
You fucking glow, get out of here

>>19740078

wtf r u talking about. with what the fed is doing we're becoming japan

>>19740031
>TVIX
Get the fuck out and buy back in around 90. "Support" is at 106 and you want to wait for it to break through that before even thinking about buying. I realize a derivative of a derivative has no real concept of support but think of it as just a convenient word decoupled from its true meaning but still useful even in this context

>>19740106
There aren't particularly more pennystocks now than usual bro. Go to /ptg/ to discuss 1500% return pnd shitcoins.

>>19740078
What will eventually happen is that the markets will look so unstable and inflated that large institutions will (reluctantly) start to sell and hold cash. Finalize their gains when the bubble is too inflated.
We're in a strange situation.
Or maybe the stock market will keep climbing until 2 to 3 from years, from the Fed decides to raise interest rates in response to creeping inflation.
I personally think the crash will come sooner, rather than later. But I can't say that with much confidence. QE is its own animal.

lmao that dildo on oil what's happening
i fucking love it already up +300% on contracts

When I think this board can't get dumber, it impresses me every week. Congrats on this

>>19739645
DFEN!!!!!! get in boi we going to fuck up commies on the moon

>>19739759
please go bankrupt
please go bankrupt
please go bankrupt

>>19740126
Come on brainiac I said 150%

>>19739645
LMT LHX BAH

FUCK i forgot to fucking short vix again god fucking damn it every time fucking missed an easy +200%

>>19739594
Live IM for biznessmen, come shill your shit stocks
https://matrix.to/#/!KGLgOowQxVycvMgOaA:matrix.org?via=matrix.org..

>>19740155
15000% is the realm of crypto shitcoins. You won't find 150000% gains except in pump and dumps gwailo.

>>19740161
are you a pothead or what

>>19740102
>>19740157
>>19740150
Thanks friends

>>19739694
Depends if the Dems ask him about gibs for niggers

>Finally crossed $1000 per month in dividends with stocks that are still paying dividends

I'm finally making it bros

>>19740172
no just dumb and forget too easily

>>19739896
looks promising short term

>>19740147
thank u ~

>>19740185
buy a stack of sticky notes and take control of your life

>>19739594
Based diaper anon

>>19740177
How much money do you have invested in total?

WAS THIS NEWS PRICED IN??

If SP 500 breaks for record highs i'm all in. Shorts don't close till then. How many bonds are they actually gonna buy?

BURGER KING TEMPORARILY ROLLING OUT IMPOSSIBLE SAUSAGE
>BURGER KING TEMPORARILY ROLLING OUT IMPOSSIBLE SAUSAGE
BURGER KING TEMPORARILY ROLLING OUT IMPOSSIBLE SAUSAGE
>BURGER KING TEMPORARILY ROLLING OUT IMPOSSIBLE SAUSAGE

TIME TO BUY QSR?!?!?!

>>19740031
would fugg plastic thot

>>19739562
:o
But that confirms that the prices are real! Bullish!!

>>19739568
At these prices? I’d say picking up some MRK is a personal favorite of mine. I added to my position today and also bought a divvy champion LMT.

If they dip, I’d also keep an eye on CL, PEP, KO, and especially JNJ.

Also bullish on semis and very curious about AVGO. Not a market darling, but that Nokia news is promising and I didn’t even realize they had a 4% yield. I will be watching them for a nice dip!

Buy slowly, dividends are only your frens when they’re attached to fantastic stocks. The market could go in any direction from here.

Oh I also like Lilly but the market seems to hate it now so I’m not sure about it anymore.

>>19740116
Haha you fucking newfag. I LOVE GLOWING IF YOU DONT GLOW NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION FUCK NIGGERS AND DEATH TO JEW CHILDREN WORLDWIDE

>>19740177
Nice bro. Are you DRIPping or cashing out?

>>19740102
more dfen mf!!! we're going to mars to fight the commies

we just pumped into the green

>>19740167
This isn't a shitdiscord, you don't need an account. FUCK DISCORD SHILLS. COME SHILL YOUR STOCK.

>>19739987
VOO

>>19740224
Oh good.

>>19740219
DRIP for now, I just want to get this number to $30K or so then i'm going to semi-retirement

>>19740207
Actually not a ton, Only about 80K, i'm heavily into energy companies paying crazy dividends like ET and USAC

>>19740188
Try it out going back to SOXL's creation in Apr 2010. Unfortunately can't see it since 2005-2007 but good enough I suppose.

>>19740076
>>19740076
>>19740076

>>19740250
you like giving 30% of your money to govt?

>>19740214
>IMPOSSIBLE SAUSAGE

>bought in May and went away
anyone know this feel?

>>19739668
Airplanes won't work in space anon

>>19740105
I've definitely seen the good TMF charts during the last crash, and fair point about the regularity of them. I like the idea of the slow move and will probably do the same—I find myself criminally unlucky with day trading and singular signs.Thanks a lot for the help Anon, I hope your holdings do well.

>>19740274
heh

Cyber attack against AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon outage east coast?
Very bullish.

>>19740272
>nubiz

Yikes

>>19739934
Omujo! Omutsu Joshi
don't ask me why I know this

>BYND +6.4%
>TSLA +5.95%
>ZOOM +9%
>W +4.56%

The recovery is on the backs of companies that don't make any money.

>>19740116
Fuck off, gate keeper.

>>19739961
Wise

Will I be rich tomorrow?

>>19740291
You too anon. We're all gonna make it.

>>19740250
>ET
>USAC

those look like pretty risky long term holds to me desu

>>19740312
If you look at the holdings, TQQQ, SOXL, and TECL aren't actually that much different from one another.

>>19740238
That, or VTI. They're both A+++ ETFs

>>19740318
I'm up 50% on these bastards, bring on the risk

>>19739790
>Buying leveraged ETFs
>Buying SOXL

You retards know that these use highly complex derivative products to achieve their goal and are going to absolutely fuck you at some point right? These are designed for trading, not buy and hold.

If you're bullish on semis and want leverage, just buy leaps on the semi index. Stop being a degenerate

>>19740340
What about it?

Will tomorrow be green red or crab?

>>19740318
Furthermore, I'm nor married to these stocks. I just want to acquire more divvies. No problem with buying less risky guys once I have more a good amount of these under my belt.

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/REFR

>>19740274
Well, it's not public yet, but you've seen the heat that BYND had. Could be bullish, no?

>>19740105
I keep forgetting to buy some TMFs for the long HODL... should be good unless Yield Curve Control fucks it up, and it adds some safety probably better than GLDM.

On another Jerome play, opened a cheeky little JNK put spread. Hopefully it doesn't crash before friday.

>>19740295
>tfw those ftms have massive pleasureless cocks that makes mine look like a joke
JUST

>>19740333
>>19740238
For me, it's SCHX and VIG.

>>19740335
i'm happy for you anon and i wish you the best, its just those stocks are pretty volatile for a long term plan

>>19740325
thank you anon I will diversify.

>>19740318
Idk about USAC but ET is a good play. I also like EPD and VNOM.

Just be aware you're going to have to deal with K-1s (which will probably force you to file for an extension) unless you buy in an IRA. You also may be subject to taxes if you have more than $1,000 of MLP income in your IRA.

>>19739795
STFU jew

too much crabbing after fed announcement... b-bullbros?

>>19740312
>gbp
which broker are you using anon?

>>19740076
Yeah we ended green but it was a long crawl to get there and the only thing that nailed us positive was the Fed's fat cock jizzing on free market capitalism.

>>19740406
>ban evading

when i die bury me with all my ice on

>>19740346
You know leverage always fucks you over eventually right?

>>19739594
so fellas when does the time come when the fed cannot print anymore to save our asses?? later this year? next or years from now. desu im thinking after q4 but i dunno shit

>>19740358
>Yield Curve Control
>Fucks up TMF
>low rates are bullish for TQQQ & friends
That's the utter beauty of that combo. It's a really really great combo. I'm going to start entering that one long term starting around EOY maybe next year.
>SCHX
nice. animeposters still not the cancer in /smg/. I went with SCHG because i need more FAGMAN exposure

>>19740427

Are there any good dips to buy right now?

>>19740122
>TVIX
It didn’t even get back down to 90 during the “recovery”. Is there really more room for growth? The NASDAQ hit an all time high and then dropped back down. We’ve hit a ceiling.

SWBI up 10% today. Think it will shoot up more this week?

>>19740425
IG.com
Best UK broker I've used as it has the most instruments. Fee-wise I have no idea. Pic related seems quite harsh. (Total adjustments)

>>19740452
yes

>>19740340
LEAPS have 100x leverage and absurdly bad response to the underlying because THEY are a complex product that is dependent on plenty of factors (underlying price, price movement, volatility, time to expiration) on top of having extremely high startup costs. Good luck with your AMZN LEAP, which costs over 27k per for the 1y and gives you massive losses if AMZN goes UP 10%, let alone if it goes down at all. Meanwhile if you had just bought AMZN, 10% up would be 10% profit.
At the bottom an AMZN LEAP might have been a decent call, it's not like AMZN is going down any time soon and the recovery to at least the fibo retrace was pretty certain to be fast (though nowhere near that fast).

>>19740452
It might be a bit pricy, but I like it.

>>19740456
I’m think the Dow tests the 200 dma and then we go back down 10-20%. The uncertainty of the election is looming.

stocks won't crash
1)because of trump's election
2)because it's one of the only good investments left

>>19740452
I like the garlic butter dip from little caesar's

>>19740358
>VIG
Why not VYM? VYM seems better

>>19740462
thanks, will take a look, although if they are fees that's a lot!

using 212, but their ETFs and even some stocks are far too sparse, they have been for ages too and they show no sign of sorting it

>>19740304
Ok 1 sister is hecking hot.

>>19740480
you buy deep itm not atm for LEAPS retard
delta is 1 so it's 1 to 1 gains with the stock

>>19739647
yes. not timing every low and high perfectly is indeed a mistake.

>>19740499
What uncertainty? Biden is too scared to even debate man he's finished

>>19740340
>You retards know that these use highly complex derivative products to achieve their goal and are going to absolutely fuck you at some point right?
So far so good. Thanks for the tip though

I'm out until pre election dip. This shit is a mess.

>>19740154
but it's already bankrupt

Times for PowPow testimonies.

>>19739653
JNUG is my favorite, cause I've only lost like $50 on it.

>>19740480
SPY nigger. Stocks go up in the long run and even though you're employing leverage, you're not going to get wiped out by a bunch of short-term selling.

It's also a hell of a lot more simple than the shit you're peddling. What people don't realize is that liquidity shortfalls can sink leveraged ETFs in a heartbeat.

>>19740537
He’s going to get grilled and tank the market. The Dems are going to use this opportunity to crash it with no survivors.

ok I have good positions. how stupid would it be to just stop checking the stock market day-to-day? I feel like I'll do something stupid when it crabs up and down 5% for the next month or so
There's no way TSM is going to dip under $50 again with its profits continually increasing despite covid, never mind the eventual increase in production US-side.
my financial picks are on Canadian shit which have much better prospects than US shit.

>>19739653
Literally any of the index inverses. I only like it because the premium is so low for a brainless and near painless liquid hedge for co movement.
>got 6k in russell components
>oh, the index looks like it really might shit?
>grab 1k-3k worth of TWM and cover my ass.

>>19740559
Yeah we were expecting a pump on friday that didn't come....this market is fucked

I still got some reserve to put in if it goes more red though so it's all good, and i'm holding until it rights itself

>>19740565
It's the smartest thing you can do

I don't think we can sustain this market even with Fed buying corporate bonds. The issue is if you ask yourself "Would I be confident buying in this market as it is?" the answer would be no for many people. Its buying the top, its buying at an uncertain time, etc. I think volume is going to taper off to nil when SPY gets back to 320-330, and the double top being in, the dump will begin. It might not be a fast dump, we could get a shitty crab bleed, but it'll happen. When SPY hits 320 go long on volatility again.

>>19740565
TSM is a monster. You'll do fine

>>19740586
farewell until everything reopens completely for profit taking

>>19740586
Shit. The only reason I look at the market every day is because I'm paid to do it. I would much rather pick my stocks and just ignore it for months on end

I need income for more money for stocks.

Taking suggestions, bullbros!
l-learn to code?

>>19740412
everyone's still spooked about JPow's upcoming speech!
>>19739888
CHECKED

Check out C:

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>>19740306
Ya, that shit is scary to me.

>>19740559
>The Dems are going to use this opportunity to crash it with no survivors.
lamo do you think that the democrats would want to crash the market nigga

>>19740587
>Would I be confident buying in this market as it is?
of course, what would I do with my money?

>>19739653
I just buy puts on SVXY (hedge), and UVXY (after black swan). Options are far more liquid on non-leveraged equities and you can use income strategies far more easily

>>19740537
Thank you!


>>19740516
They're not the same thing, they don't have the same objectives. VYM may very well be better, but I think VIG is higher quality.

>>19740627
you're a decade too old to learn to code now
just get any job that will take you and do your best

>>19740627
you could be earning a wage all this time you shitpost softcore anime shit

>>19740630
whats the most obvious reason you can think of

(bobo's)BLOOD RED MONDAY

I bought some SPXS before Powell speaks. Stupid fucker probably kill bull run again..

>>19740669
to win the elections? nigga republicans and democrats are both wall street and jews suckers, the democratic party fucked up sanders twice for god's sake, they have an old man with dementia agains trump obviously they don't want to win these elections

>>19740654
learning to code isnt about learning a language and then youre done

the actual coding takes a tremendous amount of work and effort and willpower to complete a project and keep it organized

like the actual doing of it is just labor intensive

its like anyone can know how to cook but to actually get a whole restaurant served by yourself
like 100 dishes

youre fucked and overwhelmed

It's Monday? I've had a Wednesday feel all day.

>>19740525
You literally have no clue what you're talking about. You're arguing 3x leveraged ETFs are a complex product and instead we should invest in even more complex products that have significantly more limitations (expiry, volatility sensitivity, time sensitivity) and much higher entry costs that you yourself don't even understand. But hey, you do you. Show us your portfolio anytime bro.

>>19740700
How could the democrats crash the markets when we've got a fuckload of millenials and zoomers buying stocks for 1 dollar with no commissions?

>>19740582
Index inverses are useless, they don't inverse anything at all.

>futures keep pumping

>>19740666
>you could be earning a wage all this time you shitpost softcore anime shit
Yeah that would be decent, wage slaving while wasting time on 4chan and reading stock reports. But I would like to earn higher than a shit wage.

>>19740654
>you're a decade too old to learn to code now
you really think so? Shit.
Any job that could take me... I cannot condemn myself to a life of retail slavery or warehouse waging. That is such an insult to the internal neet... I shouldn't start learning python and some data analytics or something?

>>19740700
>they don't want to win these elections
this is very close to the truth. No one would want to run this year if it weren't their last chance. All of the non-joke candidates were so old they might be dead in 4 years. You think that's coincidence?

>>19740556
>putting money in an expiring product that needs huge moves to not bleed you dry and destroy you if the move doesn't happen in the first half of the expiry period
>simpler than putting money in TQQQ and never checking on it for the next 10 years
???

>>19740752
I think it's more correlated than a hell of a lot of other choices right now. for a dirty solution it works, especially for people not experienced enough with options to learn and be able to navigate them now, of all times.

>>19740737
they aren't succeeding but they are doing their best to wear us down. I think anyone paying attention can see this.

It will unironically dump tomorrow. They will do everything in their power to spew bearish shit and make Jerome spook the market.

I have calls btw.

>>19740700
fair point actually

I don't really care all that much how the market moves tomorrow. I'm hedged all over the fucking place.

>>19740795
futures are pumping upwards unceasingly

>>19740772
you should learn python anyway because it's fun and breathtakingly beautiful

>>19740795
>listening to a literal fedora

>>19740700
They will literally force JP to spit the most bearish thesis he can or hold him in contempt simply to stick it to Trump.

>>19740786
Look at the data yourself. No fucking correlation. Index goes down 10%? "inverse" goes DOWN 4%. Index goes down 15%? "inverse" goes up 7%. Index goes up 10%? "inverse" goes down 20%.
Short the index instead, then you don't have these problems.

>>19740795
He was right though.. how the fuck did he lose 200k?

>>19740829
Because he sold

>>19739780
The cheapest one on Craigslist.
I’ve got a nook. I don’t use it lately.

>>19739961
>You can use Nook with local library but not Kindle.
Is that so?
I’ve been able to download stuff from my library in kindle format I think, so I could read it through the kindle app on my phone or computer.

For not-cheapies, I’d go for something with an e-ink display and if they have a backlight that’s has reduced blue light, that’s they way.

>>19740433
That image clearly says it doesn't.
Bull index leveraged ETFs climb upwards faster than beta slippage can eat the massive gains they generate. And that can be avoided anyway by setting alerts tied to the VIX, which is always tied to significant crashes or crabbing. And hew circuits breakers means you can never lose that much in one day. Just immediately sell it all if VIX goes above 30 or a circuit breaker is tripped then immediately buy back in when VIX dies down.
Nothing comes CLOSE to these kinds of gains. And let's face it. Anything not tech is a pretty dogshit sector but the indexes will self cleanse the trash for you including meme tech garbage. TMF inverses the market downturns to "absorb" a lot of the potential drawdowns.
Hell if you had been in a comma during the march crash and not sold you'd still be monstrously ahead of boomer index investing.
And 2-3x leverage is empirically found to be optimal. NOTHING comes close to its returns unless its protracted bear market which would be indicated by a VIX anyway.

am I reading this right? someone wants to buy these stocks at +30%? Why would they do that?

>>19740795
It'll head-fake by pumping hard green premarket and the first 30 minutes, and then rugpull.exe

>>19740847
This

I'm still all in cash, sold everything on the 5th, completely paralyzed and I don't know what to do. might just walk away for a month

>>19740885
That's not a bad move honestly, June 30th is gonna be big.

>>19740816
Top priority is building a future that isn’t breaking my back into an early grave and shit. I’d like to be able to support a family.

Fun is very much a tertiary objective.

I see people saying stocks can't fall, because there's nowhere else to invest. Fed Reserve has lowered interest rates, making bonds less appealing. Real estate is a popping bubble. Meanwhile, QE is surging.

Wasn't this all true to a degree for 2008? Interest rates were cut and we received QE, yet stocks still managed to fall for years

>>19740885
no one knows how this will play out, the fundamentals are shit but printers are going brrr and there's nowhere else to put money but into equities so... flip a coin

>>19740865
>Is that so?
Come to think of it that might be a Canada issue with Kindle. I have fuzzy memory about something like that when I bought mine. Double check.

The fuck even is a "retail investor"? Even the Wikipedia article, of all things, just makes it sound like a term that mad boomers made up.

>>19740913
>why can’t I sell silver at infinity usd?

You can. Anyone can. Go on eBay and sell it for 1 million. You won’t get any buyers, faggot.

>>19740920

honestly I'd like to just buy and hold something for a year or so but the volatility is so high I don't feel comfortable doing even that

>>19740924
I interpret it as everybody who isn't employed by a bank or firm of some kind.

>>19740816
>futures are pumping upwards unceasingly
yeah like yesterday futures were blood red and we ended green

>>19740924
Financial plankton (i.e. us)

>>19740924
probably amazon boomers who thought retail was dead

because they bought amazon at 3000

>>19740913
>projected price
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Who the fuck made that retard chart?

>I KNOW THIS WILL GET BURRIED IN THE THREAD.

Congratulations, you’ve come across this post at just the right time to make some fucking money. The FED has started that they will keep their foot on the gas with QE until 2022. They are also keeping the interest rate pegged at “near 0” the FED will take the interest rate negative. At this point it will cost, yes cost a significant amount of money to keep your money in a savings account.

Banks will make a shit ton off of this as they will be buying assets, that they owe nothing back to, to their customers. DO NOT Short this market, only go long. We are in a bizzario world.

>>19740935
I'm 80% stocks 20% bond ETFs. The bonds are shit but I'm so anxious about what's going to happen that I need that safety to sleep at night.

>>19740924
>The fuck even is a "retail investor"?
Not registered by the SEC, not registered by state security agencies, not an investment advisor, not employed and working with funds managed by a bank

>>19740913
Nothing has been fixed from 2008. That is my entire bearish thesis.

>thinks they will let the markets fail while economic war with china

Bought 100k

I'm just sitting here watching it actually go up and hoping it doesn't because I want to buy tomorrow.

>>19740981
>Not Registered, employed, or Investment-advisor
>NREI
NEET's natural evolution.

meh, didn't we see futures go like +0.70% and then crash before the next day?

We saw -3.20% on the S&P500 last night and then we ended up like +1.20%. Who is to say this upward retardation isn't the same thing in reverse?

Stocks are such a shitshow right now.

>>19740991
Anyone with two brains cells to rub together agrees with you.

>>19740991
Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?

>>19741040
lemonparty.org

>>19740825
>spergs about decay
>a known issue with holding inverses overnight
whooaaaaaaaa

>>19740847

>>19740991
Sure, because the Fed can't fix money velocity. I don't care how fake and gay the rally might be. I don't care if the boomer with dementia in the WH is orange or not. I am going to RIDE that bitch hard with TQQQ/TMF

>>19740991
My bullish thesis is that the entire world is doing everything in their power to pretend everything is fine through lies, and the next crash (probably around 2028-2030 and not earlier) will probably be caused by a cold war specifically targeting to destroy the fake economy of opposing countries.

Kinda tempted to buy a little Lockheed since it's below $400. Think it'll drop more?

Why does NIO never stop mooning???

>>19741059
Forgot the second part of the pic.
>Always buy the dip

>already up for tomorrow

It's gonna be a fucking tsunami of green.

>>19741066
My bullbearish thesis is that green line will continue going up until China abandons dollars as reserve currency followed by OPEC doing the same

>>19740870
Oh lord.

>>19741076
Luckin coffee part 2: Tesla boogaloo

What if I just buy AAPL every morning at open and set a 1% trailing stop. That way I would only ever rise it crab and never take more than a 1% loss... Only participate in morning runs and nothing else...

>>19739965
based

>>19739888

Checked:
FLCL

The fuck is making Dave and Busters of all companies soar?

>>19740654
>you're a decade too old to learn to code now
>just get any job that will take you and do your best
This really makes me want to kill myself (figuratively). I remember working retail hell and the absolutely defeated looking 40+ year old non-manager guy there... ugh I felt bad for him and I never want to become that. I wonder if the military can accept a 30 year old nothing...

>>19741070
It might, I bought

>>19740970
>the FED will take the interest rate negative
highly doubtful. YCC is much more likely.
>>19740970
>Banks will make a shit ton off of this as they will be buying assets
ehhh... MAYBE investment banks like Goldman Sachs?

Banks have been notoriously fucked by QE and negative interest rates. That weakens the banking and financial system, see this ancient but digestible explanation during the sovereign debt crisis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKsZ1hqHBHU

^^^
HIGHLY recommend to anyone who wants to understand QE

>>19739888
Symphogear. When the FUCK is someone going to recycle the SONG ticker?

>>19739987

Unironcally this. If you arent a gambling dumbass and are looking to make decent gains this is what you need to do.

>>19741103
Is it legit? Should I buy 20$ calls? I don’t wanna miss out but everyone told me it was chink bullshit

BAKING

>>19741152
Indescribably based

>>19740924
They're the ones whom the big boys dump their bags on.

>>19741130
It's recovered less than pretty much everything else. Even airlines have recovered more than D&B. Cruiselines and REITs are the only things still down as much/more than D&B.

>>19740462
What's the gross principal for that position? The fee looks bad without context.

>>19741164
>baking
>1 post by this ID
brace yourself, it's gonna be bad...

>>19741065
i can't find any fucking equivalent to tmf in europe markets, no fund or derivative on nasdaq. fuck.

>>19739594
>Was to scared to invest in AAL at $14.20
>lost hundreds
Oh no, no, no...

NEW THREAD. FUCK DIAPER NIGGERS

>>19741197
>>19741197
>>19741197
>>19741197
>>19741197

>>19740907
just seduce a rich girl, right

>>19740991
cute
do you have this pic without the hat?

>>19741202
This is actually the first time I saw the commission I've been accruing, it's fucking shocking.
They've taken 67% of my profits through currency conversion fees.
Absolutely fucking predatory.

>>19741057
It doesn't track shit even intraday, tard.

>>19741152
I like Symphogear but I'm behind at least 1 season. I remember not really getting into last one I tried with. Might have to give it another go though

>>19740924
A Boogeyman that makes boomers seethe

>Be me
>Powell speech tomorrow
>stay up until premarket to buy anything
>let it pump till the speech
>dump 10 minutes into speech for maximum gains
>watch it all collapse afterwards or moon

Gold saint Powell-sama. You are powerful but you can't use the same move twice against me.

I can see speed of light attacks now!!!!!

>>19741227
>It doesn't track shit even
i'd backtest to determine how often it fucks up, but I'll continue to use it gingerly until it doesn't work. Shorting is, as you have stated by far the better choice, just requires more work.

>>19740924
us

>>19741251
Yeah, in that regard you're right on all counts. If you do your own backtesting, also show your results on /smg/ so that this affair can finally be laid to rest.

>>19740924
Someone who apparently doesn't know shit but will probably outperform the average boomer who struggles to even make a trade

>>19741160
Sorry I can’t tell you to buy Chinese scams bruh. However if you want to take money from the dumpshit investors do it.

Last two months have been a hell of a ride. Made massive gains then lost it all, just reached break even again. Learned that buy and hodl really is the best method.

>>19741024
This sort of neutral confused price action is no-fly zone for me. Come back around and show me, on the daily, that things are good for bullish continuation. Or break down and prove bearish reversal. Otherwise I stay cash.

>>19739985
>SWBI
So I own about 500 shares. Average price around $15. I have a feeling lots of retail traders are gonna latch onto this. Part of me wants to hang along for the ride. What should my stop limit be?

>>19741240
Ok so it’s agreed among a few of us.
Dump during JPow speech.
Sitting in SPXS wondering if I should buy more as testimony starts tomorrow.

>>19740460
>SWBI
Got mentioned by the barstool jew. probably gonna keep mooning for awhile. wish I had calls.

Oooooooohhh

>>19741322
You can just sell OTM weekly covered calls, thats what I'm doing. They have earnings report on Thursday too.

>>19741440
Ah, this is in an IRA account :| Otherwise that sounds fucking perfect.

>>19741469
You can sell covered calls in an IRA account. I am doing that.

>>19741488
No shit? How far out are you selling these, btw? I'm thinking this is going to be a good election play, as well. Thanks for the info, fren.

>>19741051
UHHHHHHH HELLO????
BASED DEPARTMENT??????

>>19741528
It totally depends on how long you plan to hold. I am looking more short term so I sell weekly covered calls. If you want to hold indefinitely then it matters more that you sell farther outside the money. The frequency you sell covered calls depends on how much time you want to put into it. If you dont want to bother then just sell quarterly options way out of the money.

>>19741582
Hell yeah. This sounds like the fucking move. I typically only trade one momentum stock in my IRA, the rest of the shit is in mining stocks/cash, but this sounds like ideal given the momentum of this shit. Think I need to hit up my broker tomorrow to get approved (already had to do the same to buy OTCMKTS (GBTC), tho. May you live long and prosper.