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>> No.19736572
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“BEARS aren’t here” he thought. “I’ve never been in this neighbourhood before, but there are no BEARS anywhere”. The cool wind felt good through his thick voluminous mane. “I HATE BEARS” he thought. The Only Way is Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the Diet Coke circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away any (unmerited) fear of bears in the markets. “With a printer, you can make the markets go anywhere you want” he said to himself, out loud.

>> No.19736578
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19736578

Fuck bobos

>> No.19736586

JESUS CHRIST!
ITS GOIN' DOWN!

GET THE WATA NIGGA!

>> No.19736588

Market is about to close and I still have money what the fuck do I buy?! If I'm not buying I'm losing money.

>> No.19736591

Buy SAVE

>> No.19736592
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Going to close red. You bought into a trap.

>> No.19736593
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bros MFA announces earning tomorrow. what will this do for the stock ?

>> No.19736596
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Well not as high as it was last week monday but im determined to financially make it.

>> No.19736597

Fuck this clown world and this clown market

>> No.19736601
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Buy SSL

>> No.19736602

Reminder to buy 3x leveraged bull etfs since money literally has NOWHERE to go except the market

>> No.19736605

THREE CHEERS FOR THE BULLS!!!

WHO'S BUYING UP THESE MERCK AND LOCKHEED MARTIN CHEAPIES???

Also eyeing costco...

>> No.19736606
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What happened in 2011?

>> No.19736611

WHY IS IT DUMPING

>> No.19736612
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Just read that KOS had a decent earnings report, anyone else holding? Also IVR not looking too bad anymore huh bearfags?

>> No.19736615

>>19736578
We've been trying to warn you for weeks dude...

>> No.19736614

I'm buying EOD puts what the fuck is this.

>> No.19736616

>>19736596
I just started buing cheapies, nothing like what you have there

I've never had stocks before, is this gonna make my taxes hard.

>> No.19736617
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>>19736596
youve already made it

what percentage of the human population has 100k cash

>> No.19736618
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19736618

>its going down
im going to get margin called for 70k

>> No.19736619

STOP SELLING

>> No.19736625

>APT drop out of nowhere
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19736629

>>19736606
9/11

>> No.19736632
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19736632

POLL:
Will we retest the March lows this year?
https://www.strawpoll.me/20354489

>> No.19736633
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>>19736611
it's come up from -2% fren, it'll pull back a bit

>> No.19736634
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>>19736567

This heavy dump volume feels so righteous.
Thank you God.

>> No.19736640
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19736640

>why would you bet against [institution]
>are you an institutional racist?

>> No.19736641

>Everything dropping
stop doing that

>> No.19736642
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>>19736567
>it’s dumping again

Is this the most elaborate bull trap ever made by wall street big boys?

>> No.19736644

>>19736572
I’m a bear-boi and I find this hilarious.

>> No.19736645

>>19736616
as long as you don't make any money, you won't have to do any extra work on your taxes

>> No.19736647

there is virtually no risk to REITs when there are subsidies keeping retail shit alive. REITs still get their rent money and bigger ones have the liquidity to take advantage of decreasing real estate prices.
just dont buy meme picks like IVR that already mooned up

>> No.19736646

>>19736611
End of day profits for everyone that got in this morning.

>> No.19736655

>>19736617
100k is nothing

>> No.19736656

Made 1% instead of 5% because I got greedy lads

>> No.19736662

>>19736629
That was 2001.

>> No.19736664
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT BOEING PUMP

>> No.19736666
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FEELING BULLISH?

>> No.19736678

>>19736647
>IVR already mooned
lol okay. Jesus there must be a bunch of short sellers or some shit

>> No.19736679
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>>19736632
We're going way lower once this really gets going.
This entire thing is unfolding like every single big crash before.
>Down
>Retraces a good amount
>Punches lower and lower over the coming year or two.

>> No.19736682

>>19736666
quadruple devilish sixes. NO BOBO NOOOOO

>> No.19736684

>>19736662
they have a 9/11 every year. it's always on september eleventh.

>> No.19736685

IT'S GOING BACK UP
FUCK BEARS

>> No.19736691

>>19736617
% of population doesn't mean shit. Muh poor indians who get paid $1 per day can live a week on $1 and like kings living in castles for $100 a week. What matters is cost of life adjusted net worth and income. Not that you'd know or understand any of that. By the way when are you putting a trip on so we can all stop wasting our time and just filter you permanently?

>> No.19736692

>>19736617
almost anyone with a house partially paid off has a net worth that high or higher.

>> No.19736697

>>>/wsg/3512496

>> No.19736699

>>19736617
No anon I want to reach low 200k where I was last week. Had i sold rather than act foolishly id no longer bother looking for work. At that point i can play with 50k in the market while 150k can be safely set aside for other uses and in case a hard market dump occurs can be used for scooping up cheapies. The goal is to first retire myself and then my siblings and parents. Even 500k isnt enough to easily pull that off

>> No.19736700
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Reminder that you can't be racist against kikes cuz fuck em.

$SEED, VTSI, RGR, PALAF, AR, FSM

>> No.19736701

>>19736655
>100k is nothing
the retard cuck's point is that it's a shitton of money in south america or southeast asia or africa or some parts of europe.

>> No.19736702
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>>19736655
its not nothing almost nobody has that in the whole world or united states 100k sitting in their bank

hell no m8

find out the numbers and get back to me

just because you believe you have to have 1 million exactly doesnt mean its rational

>> No.19736707
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if my employer offers 401k matching up to 5% is it possible to just pull out all 10% of my 401k contribution and make a net positive?

>> No.19736715
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>>19736666
Checked

>> No.19736716

Haha I sold my entire portfolio in green minutes before it started going red line

>> No.19736719

>>19736707
Yes, but you'll pay income taxes on it.

>> No.19736723

What the fuck is even happening anymore

>> No.19736724

fuck!!!

>> No.19736728

>>19736699
Lol your numbers are crazy low, do you just stay at home eating cold beans in a shack in Kansas?

>> No.19736730

>come back to /smg/ after a month
>Bulls are still delusional and Bears are still cocky

>> No.19736734

>>19736666
sorry I doubted for a second satan

>> No.19736739
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>>19736692
ok well they payed into that house every month for many many many many years

potentially like 20+ years to pay 100k into it

thats not net worth thats literally wage slavery for most your life

having 100k in a robinhood is way better than those people

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>>19736666
no

>> No.19736745
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>>19736679
What people aren't realizing is that the market isn't going up in spite of covid, it's going up because of it. Bored middle class people no longer have any place to spend their money so they give the market a try, artificially inflating everything. Once people start buying things and going out again, the market is going to correct. HARD.

>> No.19736749

These last twenty minutes are a war between the bulls and bears. It's oscillating like a mad cunt.

>> No.19736759

>>19736707
You'd pay a large fine for taking money out of a retirement account early.

>> No.19736760

>>19736567
IT'S GOING TO END UP RED

>> No.19736764

>>19736745
>retail investors are keeping the market up
eeehhhhhh... I would like to see proof of this.

>> No.19736765

>>19736730
>Bears are still cocky
i started moving over to tech and bearish hedging three weeks ago. I am SWEATING. Much better than earlier this month, but holy shit.

>> No.19736766

>>19736572
Pure poetry.

>> No.19736767

>>19736730
>be based doombull
>know the economy is fucked and so new printed money can't go anywhere but the market
>market literally inversing the economy
I am shifting everything to 3x bull ETFs. That is how sure the market and I are sure of how fucked the economy will be.

>> No.19736768

>>19736685
Look at the sell volumes over the last few months. The bull run is sputtering to a stop like a car out of gas.

>> No.19736769
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>>19736666

>> No.19736772
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19736772

Hope you guys loaded on VIX and SPY puts at the top. The real blood bath comes tomorrow.

This time, however... Robinhood retailers will be out of buying power. There will be absolutely nothing supporting the market. It will go straight into the circuit breakers at market open.

>> No.19736788

IF YOU REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "SAVE ME DADDY POWELL" THEN THIS DAY WILL END GREEN

SAVE ME DADDY POWELL

IF WE FOCUS OUR OPTIMISM THEN WE CAN MAKE IT BROS

>> No.19736791

>>19736764
Yeah I don't buy it either.

>> No.19736792
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19736792

Tesla up $50
How does he do it lads?

>> No.19736797

>>19736739
how your wealth is allocated matters over a long term, but not if you're judging someone through a snapshot view of where they are right now. they can sell that house tomorrow and put it all into stocks.

>> No.19736800

>>19736739

holy shit you actually posted something not nonsense

>> No.19736803

>>19736788
No.

It’s going green no matter what.

>> No.19736804

>>19736707
Do they offer a Roth 401k?
Are you asking because you desperately need money right now? The government has made some special allowances this year for early withdraws, but I think you have to pay it back.

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>>19736666
No

>> No.19736811

>>19736788
SAVE ME DADDY POWELL

>> No.19736813
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>>19736792

>> No.19736816

>>19736788
Fuck Jerome, and fuck Bobo,.

>> No.19736824

Can Jerome make a printer that prints printers?

>> No.19736825

>>19736768
>volume
bro...

>>19736791
are you a retail investor

>> No.19736826

>>19736743
they had an even more clownish and Keynesian economy than their rivals.

>> No.19736838

WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.19736842

>>19736772
Holy fuck you are delusional. I can't wait until bears lose even more money tomorrow.

>> No.19736846
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>>19736797
old peoples net worth is not real or valuable

anyone could work for 40 years and say hurrr i have 500k look at me

and brag about something which is inevitable by just working a regular job for long enough

>> No.19736847
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19736847

TOPS or bust.
Newfags need not apply

>> No.19736852

>>19736824
Fuck off with your reddit printer meme

>> No.19736869

>>19736797
don't engage this guy >>19736846
He needs counseling or something.

>> No.19736870

>>19736846

Anyone could but a lot of people don’t. Anyone could anything. You could not be a jaded zoomer faggot, but you won’t.

>> No.19736871

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19736877
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>>19736852
>>19736824

>> No.19736887

@19736846
you're clearly too neurotic for this stuff so just get a job and acquire as much overtime as possible. that is how you will get money.

>> No.19736891

fuck it i'm just buying boomer rocks from now until the end of time

>> No.19736895
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>>19736567
Do you feel it bobros? The air of dread from mumus? Can you see it in their posts? The unnatural anger, the faux confidence, the fever dreams of eternal green?

>> No.19736896

>>19736887
oof

>> No.19736900

nice red to green move today on IVR. i ain't selling until at least $7.5

>> No.19736903

>>19736887
Hello @boomer

>> No.19736910

>>19736895
All I see is cocky bears that need to be put in their place again.

>> No.19736911
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>>19736847
cute 260 dollar portfolio anon. may good blessings and gains come to you, but only if you start lurking and shut up for a long time.

>> No.19736918

>>19736852
Hush now, bobo.

>> No.19736919
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19736919

Why is this crab?

>> No.19736924

>>19736887
>just wage for the rest of your life, cuck
Kill yourself

>> No.19736934

DUDE WHERE MY GAINS?!?!?!?!?

>> No.19736940
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>buy the morning dip last Thursday, and it dumps even harder throughout the day
>sees this morning's dump and think it'll dump hard like on Thursday
>"Oh, no, you're not getting me twice."
>missed out on a 100-pt reverse on the s&p
Bogged AGAIN

>> No.19736939

>>19736903
i don't give (You)s to chink spammers

>> No.19736945

>>19736903
it's a reply without a (you) actually
some people don't even deserve (you)'s

>> No.19736947

>>19736846
Good post lol, not like most of those people could sell their house like that one anon said. If they sold it they likely have no where to live.

>> No.19736951

>>19736924
In due fairness that is what most people do. I'm doing it now. Though working from home because of the virus is comfy.

>> No.19736952

>>19736940
SNIB SNAB
I WAS TAKING A CRAB

>> No.19736956

>>19736895

We’re about to shit all over you bear fags.

>> No.19736962

I TOLD you it was going to be a green day you ignorant bobosharts. It's fucking payday.

>> No.19736966

outbreak in beijing, beijing shutting down. top kek to the bull retards who denied our second sell off

>> No.19736968
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nice EOD pump
gains rising

>> No.19736969
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>What do you do for a living/how much do you make per year?
>How big is your brokerage account?
>Explain your most recent trade, why you made it and how it went/how it's going.

>> No.19736971
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Buy SSL

>> No.19736973

>I have the uncanny ability to move the market against my favor. It's like the institutions, market makers, and HFT's have a backdoor trojan on my brokerage account and once I hit "submit order" they're giving me an absolute ass raping. As soon as I buy calls, the underlying tanks. As soon as I sell for a loss, the underlying rips hard. I'll buy a put, and the underlying starts pumping those green dildos into all time highs. Tight stop loss = instant loss. Wide stop loss = prolonged anguish and despair before getting stopped out. Diamond hands = option expires worthless.
>Straddle/strangle orders are GUARANTEED to move sideways. I tried theta gang strategies and selling a cash covered put to collect a small tiny premium...guess what? /ES /NQ dump HARD last week so I gotta buy that put back at a 400% loss. I don't even dare play earnings.
>Yes I've tried inversing myself and it doesn't work because once real capital is on the line, then you bet your ass the market will snatch that shit.
>I could copy the trades of large option sweeps and those big players will be bankrupt in the same date.
>I could copy the trades like for like of a top world's most profitable proprietary trading firm and that firm will get margin called before market close.
>I'm taking a break. Good luck all.

>> No.19736988
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big boys can't dump because RH chads will buy every dip
we fucked them

>> No.19736991

>>19736825
Of course

>> No.19736993

>>19736956
I would assume that that shit would be up to about S&P 3120

>> No.19736995
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>>19736617

>> No.19737005

I wish Tesla would crash again so I could buy without feeling like a retard

>> No.19737012

>>19736988
Despite the incredible hubris in these posts I still don't want to see you laid low. At least hedge dude.

>> No.19737014

>>19736826
cope, but it can't work with Tyrone.

>> No.19737015

>>19736973
Impressive.

>> No.19737017
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>>19736966
>The World Health Organization called a coronavirus cluster of more than 100 cases in Beijing a “significant event.”
>listening to the WHO kike niggers

>> No.19737021

>>19736988
>they're legit starting to complain about this
feelsgoodman.jpg

>> No.19737029

I am the bone of my portfolio
Steel is my hands and green is my blood
I have traded over a thousand options
Unknown to gains,
Nor known to losses.
Have withstood pain to hold many stocks
Yet, my portfolio will never grow beyond my initial deposit
So as I pray, Unlimited Pump Works.

>> No.19737030

>>19737005
Wait until after battery day to buy.

>> No.19737031
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>>19736749
>oscillating like a mad cunt

>> No.19737033

>>19736988
Boomers are seething

>> No.19737034
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>>19736995
what is this?

>> No.19737042

>>19736988
Second wave was a desperate attempt to get in cheaper

>> No.19737048
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>>19737012
being this mad. OK BOOMER

>> No.19737049

How much of the market is owned by glowies?

>> No.19737052

Whoa. How the fuck did we actually manage to go green today? I was watching futures all night and a bloodbath seemed all but absolutely certain.

>> No.19737053
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>>19736966
WHOOOOOOOO

>> No.19737055

>>19737034
Pieces of jaw bone.

>> No.19737059

does EoD pump mean future going to tank?

>> No.19737061

>>19737029
Did you mean ''bane''?

>> No.19737062

>>19737034
kpop jawbones

>> No.19737064

>>19737052
we won >>19736988

>> No.19737070

>>19737061
jej

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>>19737062
>>19737055

>> No.19737080

>>19737055
>>19737062
no way

>> No.19737081

GET FUCKED WALL STREET

THE STOCK MARKET IS NOW IN THR HANDS OF THE PEOPLE

>> No.19737087

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19737088
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19737088

This fucking Ron Paul doomsday ad lmao. HE'S BACK

>> No.19737091
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Attention
If you bet against Natural gas
Fucking KYS
That is all

>> No.19737093

>>19737029
pray all you want. servicing your own greed is not something you should be asking for.

>> No.19737094
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gimme your top 3 options TA/indicators or the fucking jew gets it

>> No.19737097

BULL CHADS WHERE YOU AT???

>> No.19737099
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>>19737034
jaw bones because gooks have highest plastic surgery rates.

>> No.19737101

>>19737034
toenail clippings

>> No.19737103
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>that green dildo to close the day

>> No.19737108

>>19737052
The fed announced they will suck shit right out of the asshole of negative cash flow zombie corps

>> No.19737113

>>19736966
>second wave in china
>somehow bad for their rival, the USA
not likely. never bet against america.

>> No.19737120

Okay, tomorrow has to be red, right?

>> No.19737119

>>19736846
>anyone could work for 40 years and say hurrr i have 500k look at me

>> No.19737124

>>19737075
>>19737080
Literally google reverse image search.
Korean women have freakishly large jaws and if they want to be a cute kpop those bones need to be shaved.

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>>19737094
>

>>19737108
seconding this. most likely.

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>>19737080

>> No.19737133

The dollar is backed by bullets and bombs. Never go against America.

>> No.19737134

>>19736616
You only pay taxes on profits and even then it depends how long you held the stock. When you make it you'll have a CPA anyway. Rich people don't pay taxes they pay accountants and lawyers

>> No.19737137

DING DING DING

holding to tomorrow, more gains coming

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19737139

print faster pow pow, papa bear is catching up

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19737144

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.12%, great day :o
Normal Trend Profile (bearish) straight into Normal Trend Profile (bullish), what on earth could it mean? Enigmatic market, managed to rack a cutie /MESM20 short from 3062 to 3056, v cowardly still but fun nonetheless. Apologia to ratty but he got his green day, I'm allowed to have fun. Fed is now buying bonds directly huh?

>> No.19737145

>>19737052
HTZ surviving should have been a clue that retard money (bandwagoners) are in the market now and we will be seeing an overall green rush until we are fully reopened. Then the real profit taking comes.

the only DD that the bandwagoners are doing is looking at the past 6 months of a random stock (e.g. oil, banks, etc) and salivating over the ""upside potential"" when it inevitably doubles or triples next year after corona passes over.

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>>19737144
>>19737137
>>19737097
Another glorious green day up 3.45% on these 3x ETFs. Stay mad Bobos

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>>19737128
fuck that

>> No.19737154

>>19737052
premarket is a game to bamboozle new players. they are certainly playing with fire though.

>> No.19737159

>up 4.84 percent today

Thank you airlines.

>> No.19737163

MFA earnings announcement tomorrow

you guys think shit is going to not move since people realize the company is having a hard time or are we going back to $1.90?

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19737168

Great day.
Up $5000.

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>>19737144
Up 9% today, feeling pretty comfy with my SSL and IVR holds

>> No.19737172

>>19737144
+13.67%

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19737174

>>19737103
Powell literally grew so powerful that a single, cheap poomp can terrorize the bears and make them afraid for the rest of the week.

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>>19737128

>> No.19737183

>>19737144
about 1% in each of my accounts
for me -> boring day

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19737186

>sold one position Friday to prepare for the crash
>shit moons because clown robinhood economy
>position I sold still had a loss for the day

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19737190

>>19737087
Based OOOOOOOO-poster

>> No.19737195

>>19737174
I'm not afraid at all. I bought UVXY into close and I'm feeling p good about it honestly

>> No.19737196

Good day. Reminder to never, EVER bet against America.

>> No.19737197

>>19737144
Up 3.5%
Big winners: 15% AR, 23% SEED

>> No.19737198

>>19737124
it's more than just music, their job resumes have their pictures attached so they all get work done as an investment to get better work, all while saying this are gook beauty standards while coincidentally rejoining gook features that whites have while denying it. Wish their as a market to trade like lean hogs. If only Enron was around you could invest in weather along with jaw bones, what a shame.

>> No.19737206

>>19737186
Is that a tanuki.

>> No.19737211

>>19737144
up 2.8%, amazing day. feels comfy owning mostly boomer stay-at-home stocks.

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>>19737168
You have some fucking balls anon, I remember you from morning, I thought your RTX calls would fucking sink.

>> No.19737214

2.02% for the day. I want to buy natural gas, but I got fucked hard by UNG in the past so am worried. Why do these goddamned commodities keep dropping.

>> No.19737215

why the fuck does every single woman on cnbc have a 1990's valley girl voice

>> No.19737216

Loaded up on more SPXL and TQQQ. Betting against the American economy is going to make me rich in the market bros.

>> No.19737218

>>19737144
Up .75%. Basically nothing, but not terrible considering the way today started.

>> No.19737219

>>19737144
Up 11.53% today.
Pretty happy, my rtx calls are kicking ass and I bought 50 shares of T below $30.

>> No.19737222

>>19737206
i think it's a coon

>> No.19737231

>>19737144
Up 6.3% from my lowly 1% last Thursday.

>> No.19737233

>>19736966
>use the entire weight of the government to contain a virus
>virus has spread worldwide
>allow international travel
>virus returns with a vengeance because your totalitarian containment response allowed no room for some degree of herd immunity to develop
>surprise
Unironically, the US's lazy response to the virus is the best thing it could have done for a smooth recovery.

>> No.19737234

>>19737168
DAMN, NIGGER

>> No.19737235

>>19737174
I doubled down on TVIX.

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>>19737144
+0.47%, missed the morning dip but snatched up some SWBI as it was climbing.

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>>19737144
Up 0.8%

Was a far better day than expected when I woke up

>> No.19737256

>>19737222
na that's not a coon, there's no way he could burn down a wendy's

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19737261

>every single day stocks either moon or dump aftermarket/premarket hours
>during normal hours the price pathetically squiggles all but in rare instances

>IT'S THE ROBINHOOD RETAILERS!!
Robinhood retailers do not trade during premarket or aftermarket hours.

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>>19737144
No thats not allowed

>> No.19737267

>>19736593
Like the rest I assume shit, 20% crash, and then triples by next year.

>> No.19737273

>>19737214
Commodities will be the next cyclical trend, it's coming. Natural gas, uranium, silver

>> No.19737275

So is it now the time to buy TVIX??

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NAAAAAAASDAAAAAQ

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19737278

>loaded up on blue chips that didn't cut dividends
>been green the whole time since i bought them
>still green even when bobo wakes up from his slumber
Based blue chips

>> No.19737280

>>19737144
up 7%, gonna go by a boat

>> No.19737281

>>19737144
Nice time today panic sold some shit earlier to buy it back with 5€ profit later went from -1,5% to +1,68

>> No.19737283

>>19736988
Chad dip buyer vs the virgin market mover

>> No.19737288

>>19737215
they're all new yorkers aren't they?
northeast girls

>> No.19737291

>>19737234
>>19737213
My goal was to take my 50k and turn it into $75k.

If RTX goes back to $74 I'll make it, regardless of what my long position in Citi does. I wanted to keep that until the next dividend. The citi call I bought cause I felt I should be paid for the market drop stress I endured.

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19737292

>>19737144

Down 6% to finish the day at up 3% I’ll fuckin take it. We did it bullchads

>> No.19737300

>>19736593
Went up 10% today, higher than pretty much all bigger REITS. Makes me think someone knows something. But if it's good, I expect the sector to go even higher(or atleast, not be affected as much by the market going down)

>> No.19737308

>>19737261
It's the jews, unironically.

>> No.19737313

>>19736640
Why have the Russians expanded from pol to the good boards?

>> No.19737315

>>19737256
I heard a rumor that the Wendy's was burned down by a white lady from out of town, and the dark Atlantians were blameless

>> No.19737318

>>19736911
Actually its $380
75% earned from TOPS
Enjoy gambling your life savings away for GNUS

>> No.19737326

>>19737313

Fuck niggers.

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>>19737144
I'm not even looking today. I'd guess up <1%.

>> No.19737331

>>19737144
up 2.66% which is awesome considering I thought we were fucked from the futures outlook

holding oil, defense, and gun stocks

>> No.19737332

>>19737190
hello fellow OOOOOO-fren

>> No.19737334

>>19737235
same. I don't believe in this fake ass recovery.

>> No.19737335

>>19737144
Down 13%, still up 5% in total.

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>>19737291
>If RTX goes back to $74 I'll make it,
As much as I want RTX to go back up there, it's not likely, and definitely not by july.
t. bagholding RTX

>> No.19737345

>>19737273
I haven't been burned by uranium yet so have thought about researching that. Any recommendations?

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>>19737243

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19737351

How much longer do l have to baghold bros?
Im retarded and bought IVR at the top.

>> No.19737353

>>19737144
Up 0.91%, which is is fine by me considering how down we were. I'm disappointed my DFEN wasn't as high as my NAIL, but the fact that NAIL did 12% today is pretty shocking. I'm only up 1% in total now with NAIL, so hoping this week we see some more green so I can do a little profit taking with it. Very disappointed to see my Air Canada, which is my largest holding, still be in the red today.

>> No.19737355

>>19736847
that is so cute omg
show me your boypuss

>> No.19737356

>>19737128
yo nigger what

>> No.19737359

>>19737222
raccoon dog

>> No.19737366

SPY opens at $310 tomorrow. We finish at $313

People are oging to pile back in so hard when they realize this wasnt the dump but a dip. Wednesday will be a 3% day. RCL and AAL all up 12%. Nobody fucking cares aboud coronavirus.

>> No.19737367

>>19737345
SVM

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>>19737349
>>19737243

>> No.19737376

>>19737335
5% on my short positions.

>> No.19737377

>>19737197
sneed?

>> No.19737380

>>19737345
PDN/PALAF. I'd also go for GTI Resources but can't get it on TD.

>> No.19737382

>>19737366
>bagholding RCL and AAL
OOF
SPXL and TQQQ are the ONLY things worth holding

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>>19737377
Hmm?

>> No.19737389

>>19737349
>>19737370
pls no bulli

>> No.19737390

Crypto tard here.
Since BTC value seems to be following stocks to the T, can someone explain wtf did I just witness? Did DJI start off with -600 and end the day with everything well in the greens?

>> No.19737391

I'm losing my shirt on a zoom short, should i hold on and pray it tests $200? or just watch my life burn away as it climbs to increasingly ridiculous evaluations

>> No.19737392

>>19737339
Not sure what you mean.
RTX was $74 on June 6.
Not really much of an increase. Only $7 a share.

>> No.19737393

>>19736616
How do buy stocks without knowing the tax liabilities?

>cheapies

Oh, you're a child.

>> No.19737401

>>19737128
i havent laughed this hard in a while

>> No.19737402

Can we please have a green day tomorrow tomorrow too or are boomers gonna keep trying to shake out the young bloods?

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>>19736666
I see you have awakened MY MASTER

>> No.19737406

>>19737390
Yes.

>> No.19737409

holy shit boys I think we're making it

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19737413

>TVIX dropping like a rock

>> No.19737415
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19737415

I bought a put on NKLA and I don’t know what I’m doing please save me from myself

>> No.19737423

>>19737318
... what? I don't touch that kind of shit.
>TOPS
>13 MR2s
>2 Suezmax
I'll stick to DHT, FRO, STNG, EURN, and GOGL. I got out of my bigger positions due to co-movement with the russell.
>not meming for SHIP because cool names
ngmi

>> No.19737429

>>19737390
You answered your own question.

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>>19737392
>Not really much of an increase. Only $7 a share.
Hehe y-yeah...

>> No.19737433

>>19737402
Holy shit a limp wrist jew typed this post

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>>19737415

>> No.19737437

>>19737278
my REIT pick is going to make me rich. It's still making good income and giving full dividends with a 60% payout ratio, yet its stock price is still halved since pre-March because people had a retarded overreaction.
How the fuck could I possibly fail with this REIT pick when government is giving subsidies like candy to retail and this big REIT recovered from harsher times (2008)?
i think the only reason it continues to stay overlooked is because it doesn't trade on the NYSE, only the TSE.

>> No.19737440

>>19737292
No problems here. I expected the market to shit the bed today, but I'll take 3%.

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>>19737355

>> No.19737448
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>>19737356
Jaw bones

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19737452

>make 240% on SPY calls
>immediately transition into SPY puts because failed resistance at 308 several times
>bogdanoff pumps it into close
god damnit bros i just want to feel like a genius once one of these days

>> No.19737454

>>19737433

Nigger I hate kikes I legit think they’re vampires and live off literal blood and human suffering. Our race is our nation.

>> No.19737458

>>19737441
enjoy your ban, jannies clean it up!!!

>> No.19737460

This is the beumninf

>> No.19737462

>>19737441
bro were you having sex with cake batter or something

>> No.19737463

>>19737437
care to tell me which?

>> No.19737465
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19737465

Jerome is just too good.

>> No.19737475

>>19737437
What REIT?

>> No.19737483

The chainlink jews are posting again. Death to Judaism

>> No.19737484

>>19737437
Hope it works out. Canadian real estate could be fucked for a while, depending on how the economy recovers. Has some risk with interest rates as well, but sounds like they'll be about the same for the next couple years. I personally went long on TRP and a couple of the banks when they were in the shitter, got TRP at $53 CAD and BNS at $54 and am yet to fall back to that price. Either way I'm comfy so far.

>> No.19737486

>>19737463
>>19737475
IVR

>> No.19737487
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19737487

>>19736428
>Those companies are the most overleveraged by far, yet are seen as extra-safe.
I don't understand what you're getting at. Apple and Microsoft have risky balance sheets?

>>19736428
>>jpow
>>giving 2 shits about yield
>The fuck.
It's not Jpow that cares about yield, it's the market. High yield corporate debt is high risk, it's junk bonds. Low yield is generally less risky.

>>19737144
sad day, didn't take my massive gains in UVXY and SDOW, and missed the cheapies.

I gotta get back on schedule, waking up before the open.

Bought some WM, LMT, MRK, and DD.

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19737495

>>19737402
it's probably green.
>t. bobo

>> No.19737497

J powell with the audible to run a reverse right up the bears ass

>> No.19737509

>>19736808
D...did he died?

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19737513

I lost $0.89 today wtf

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19737515

*hits pipe*
is there anything more cucked than being a bear?

>> No.19737524

>>19737509
No he shot an arrow at the last second he survived

>> No.19737536

>>19737313
Cringe.

>> No.19737541

>>19737513
I'm up $0.40 wudd da fugg

>> No.19737543

>>19737509
no. in the full video you can see him get up right after. the bear just shoved him to ground for being such a punk.

>> No.19737546

>>19736567
what are you guys betting on tomorrows retail sales report?, maiybe this was the exit because they know tomorrow will be fucked but who knows even some "not as bad as we thought" number would trigger another bull run

>> No.19737547

Good news for DAL owners: They're adding 1000 more flights in july system wide.

>> No.19737558

>>19737454
Das rite o7

>> No.19737559

>>19737462
That’s smegma aka dick cheese

>> No.19737560

>>19737497
It's not even a reverse the wide out just yolo'd and threw a hail mary that's going to get intercepted and returned for a Bobo touchdown.

>> No.19737562

>>19737313
fuck off kike

>> No.19737573

>>19737463
Look at the 3 biggest Canadian REITs. One of them has already mooned up so don't bother. The other two still have some upside potential, though the other one's financials is a bit more questionable.
Compare how generous our government is to the US and how much more optimistic/compliant we are with reopening.
if you are a canuck with access to the TSE, then do your DD and look into it seriously.

>> No.19737572

>>19737406
>>19737429
I mean are we bullish are we bearish?
Is this the final pump before the collapse?

>> No.19737582

>>19737560

Goto bed.

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>>19737547

>> No.19737595

>>19737572
>Is this the final pump before the collapse?
probably not.

>> No.19737597

>>19737560
this desu shaking out weak bears

>> No.19737607

>>19737546
Honestly I was expecting better for the FED to be buying corporate debt.

>> No.19737614

>>19736666
Dem quads. Honestly no, the Fed just announced one of the most retardedly bullish things ever, offering up retard insurance for even trash companies, and the market barely gave a squirt. That says something.

>> No.19737628

>>19737263
I cannot be intimidated by scary pruppets. May b a little
>>19737487
It'll be O-K, I'm completely bamboozled by this market. I'll uhh, just hold

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19737630

I got fried as a bear today... i wanna kms

>> No.19737641

>>19737607
Well I mean just look at where it recovered from

>> No.19737648

is formation of CHAZ a russian psyop at work?

>> No.19737664

>>19737144
Up almost 15 percent. Yeet

>> No.19737666

>>19737547
nice desu ne

>> No.19737668

>>19737630

same, down $2,300 today. i'll hold my puts until they fry my $4,500 gains from last week.

>> No.19737679

>>19737648
not russian, but soviet....learn the difference

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19737683

>>19736666
maybe

>> No.19737713

>>19737666
checked satan

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19737715

What's the name of this pattern and what it mean? It seems familiar but I cannot recall it

>> No.19737729

>>19737648
it's CHOP now

>> No.19737730

>>19737679
teach me

>> No.19737734

It's time to bet against the housing market

>> No.19737758

>>19737233
is there any good antibody test yet to know if you actually got it or not? i heard the current ones are shit and give a lot of both false positives and false negatives, has that changed at all?

pretty sure i already got it and so did my family and we lived through it just fine (we figured it was just an extremely bad flu, people talking about the "rice crispy lungs" where when you breathe it sounds kinda crinkley is what really sold me as probably being rona'd), including my boomer parents. but i'd really love to actually know definitively. i feel like more or less everyone has already got it in the US and survived it thinking it was a bad case of the flu for the vast majority of people.

also fuck china, they deserve everything bad that happens to them. oh God, dear Lord please let xinnie the poo get it.

>> No.19737764

>>19737715
candlesticks

>> No.19737767

>>19737648
Priced in

>> No.19737771

>>19737648
It's an organized / funded effort.
these people are not smart enough on their own. they have been trained or instructed what actions to take to secure borders and run checkpoints.

it's clear someone wants conflict. constant race baiting, riot inciting, and agents trying to bait others into escalating to property damage and violence. Police have been training with soldiers over in Israel. So maybe lawlessness is being pushed to make way for the new police state for our safety. It's not a psyop, it's a different type of operation.

We are already experiencing curfews and regulations on movement in public and operation of "non-essential" business. aka any businesses or public gatherings the government decides they want to restrict.

>> No.19737773

>>19737547
good news fren

>> No.19737822

>>19737734
Nail opened down 15 percent. Finished up 15 percent. 30 percent change from open to close. Still huge demand for housing as long as the economy is artificially kept going with unemployment gibs and stimulus

>> No.19737825

>>19737094
i'll bite:

VWAP
ChaikinOsc (for volume)
Hull Moving Average

>> No.19737831

>>19737734
why?
(and how)?

>> No.19737834

>>19736666
Can't be hurt if I never plan on selling

>> No.19737839

>>19737771
What if you are a property owner in the people's republic of chaz? Are you fucked?

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>>19737730
german spy lenin overthrew the russian tsar, renamed it the ussr. It was no longer Russia but the Soviet Union which then absorbed the eastern european countries, they all became part of the Soviet Union. Calling them Russian would be like calling the Navajo in the 1500's US Citizens. It just doesn't make any sense. You could even consider the current day Chinese Soviets, but then it's not exactly the
same.

The people destroying the statues in the US are Soviets. They hate Americans, they hate Chinese, they hated the Russians. They want to destroy any nationalist remnants of a country and replace it with their plastic communist culture so they can mold it to their will and make it ask how high when they say jump. have you noticed how people are reacting to this economy? It's being rigged on a daily basis by these people.

So TL:DR Soviets destroyed Russia and it's culture. They then pretended to dissolve but actually immersed themselves in other countries with the intent to destroy them too. CHAZ is just a small attempt and example of this.

>> No.19737858

>>19737831
3 months of rent due jun 30th

>> No.19737892

what is this goofy fucking ui trading212 has i just want to see some numbers not draw fucking shapes what the hell

>> No.19737894

>>19737848
I don't know about you but I'm basically 100% sure the actual Soviets would've steamrolled anything even remotely similar to the CHAZ

>> No.19737897

>>19737094
ichi cloud

>> No.19737931

>>19737052
seems like late FEB to me

>> No.19737941

>>19737848
what's with the funny looking tallits?

>> No.19737952

>>19737894
Soviets? Todays Spetsnaz would have gone in and left no survivors.

>> No.19737968

>>19737858
not for me ~~

>> No.19737982

>>19737941
They're Black Hebrew Israelites baggie, u bettor be careful

>> No.19737985

>>19737839
not entirely but you are going to be hurting.
There are no police, and there are goons and thugs armed.

They are mafia style taxing business that operate within the borders. And they are actually vigilante style enforcing. So they have beat down vandals spray painting buildings.

I wold not enter the borders because it is too dangerous, you still own the property, leave it and wait for order to be restored. The value may decline even after they are shut down, because there is no confidence in local enforcement.

Again this whole situation is fucked because the consensus will be our police forces are too weak, and we need to bolster their strength. This is laying groundwork for a police state that citizens are happy about. This is very dangerous, police already use surplus military supplies and vehicles they have no business operating. A militarized police with military training will look at us as enemies.

Israel is doing this to the Palestinians, and now our police are training in Israel. Which means in the coming years we cold be facing being labeled as enemies of the state and face an organized military style force.

>> No.19738002

>Shopify +9%
>Zoom +9%
>Tesla +6%

This market is beyond retarded.

>> No.19738021

I'm starting to think the only smart thing to do is just buy and hold. And if it dips, buy more, never sell.

I'M GOING FULL BULL BOYS

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>>19737894
>>19737941

Antifa has always been around as a psyop in the initial stages of the Soviet takeover, they are just there to degenerate the culture. They are literal useful idiots. Spetsnaz is also very diverse in their missions and units. They might send in some elite sweet talking good looking SJW woman to break local men and get them to take hormone replacement and spit on cops, imagine the training they go through to figure out how to do that.

>>19737941
Research Kwanzaa and how the Soviets tried to redefine african culture for african americans in the 70's

I'm not even sure how to invest in something like the destruction of a country from the ground up. I guess Mercenary private security.

>> No.19738038

>>19738021
Don't buy meme garbage. Just buy TQQQ

>> No.19738055

>>19738021
That's a good plan for retirement but you won't be able to retire at 30 like that.

>> No.19738057
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>>19737628
yeah...
looking at my trade history, that's what I should have done the vast majority of the time. Now I'm missing out on sweet Dexcom and Nvidia gains...
Hold and believe and witness the power of infinite ammunition!

>>19737630
>>19737668
That's why you never go full bear, with leverage, when you know you're fighting the fed.

>>19738002
Shopify is a real company with a bright future, only shady part is it's headquartered in Poutineland

>> No.19738059

>>19738002
Zoom is fucking aids, Tesla makes baby toy luxury vehicles, Shopify has limited paths for market expansion.

I think boomer+zoomer money is fucking it up because there is simultaneously panic in the streets but calm expectations

>> No.19738064

>>19738002
I almost bought puts on ZM today. Makes no sense at all.

>> No.19738076

>>19738021
>I'm starting to think the only smart thing to do is just buy and hold. And if it dips, buy more, never sell.
well duh.
if you buy a good company and are willing to wait for a long time, you'll make a lot of money.

Day trading meme stocks, if you are super lucky may make you lots of money in an hour or two. But 99/100 times you'll just end up with a sizeable collection of pink wojaks images on your hard drive.

Buy some good stocks.
Wait a year.

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>>19738027

>> No.19738088

After hours nice

>> No.19738092

>>19738055
Let's be honest how many of you retards are going to retire at 30?

>> No.19738093
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FULL NATIONAL SOCIALISM STRAIGHT AHEAD . NO MORE JEWISH ENRICHMENT

>> No.19738105

>>19738088
>After hours nice
"FUCKING ROBINHOOD RETAILERS! REEEEEEEEE"

oh wait

>> No.19738114

>>19737487
>Apple and Microsoft have risky balance sheets?
Most of what they do and have is artificially inflated on debt. They are the equivalent of retards trading options on margin over 3x ETFs. They are 'safe' because if they're bailed out, they can 'never fail', it's not like oil where demand can tank or something.
>It's not Jpow that cares about yield, it's the market.
Then why are you pretending jpow won't buy fagman+ bonds because of low yield when he literally said he was "only" buying "good" (i.e. low yield) bonds?

>> No.19738113

>>19738027
The soviets were jews, CALL THEM JEWS

>> No.19738116

>>19738106
>>19738106
>>19738106
NEW NEXT HOORAY!!
>>19738106
>>19738106
>>19738106

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>>19737515
>I didn't miss the bottom. I DIDN'T!

>> No.19738123

I bought "the9" Chinese scam today and already made back all my losses from last week's dump. Made over +50% right after I bought and into AH, already sold. Good day.

>> No.19738131

>>19737715
It's a denied reversal pattern and is bearish.

>> No.19738154

>>19738114
he probably will grab both in an effort to push more money out and keep rates low across the board. it's desperate, and not even getting close to the bottom of the barrel of infinite BS that the federal reserve and federal government can come up with. Over exactly what? I hope protests/riots for reasons that aren't BLM start appearing desu.

>> No.19738239

>>19738122
I bought SPXS today because this is stupid rally today. Some stocks that shouldn’t moon are mooning.

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>>19738114
>Then why are you pretending jpow won't buy fagman+ bonds because of low yield when he literally said he was "only" buying "good" (i.e. low yield) bonds?
That's how you interpret that?
Sounds more like
>d-don't worry, we're not printing money by lending directly to companies that are likely going to default, every company that we lend to is GOOD and not dangerous toxic debt!

>>19738114
>They are 'safe' because if they're bailed out, they can 'never fail'
MSFT and AAPL have plenty of money, and can get more by running to the credit market whenever they want. I don't know why you think the fed would want to throw more money at them. Are you aware of how much demand there was for fucking Carnival's debt? ZIRP and NIRP worldwide... people want to put cash to work and there's a lot more to big tech than the debt on their balance sheets.

Shit, MSFT and JNJ are the only US corporations with AAA balance sheets. The credit agencies aren't perfect, but that tells you something.

>>19738154
BLM and reparations any shit like that are just excuses to print money. Do you think they could sell the public on the idea of a deflationary spiral?

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>>19738239
>SPXS

>> No.19738306

>>19738257
yeah, i have no idea. I said hope. the debasement of our currency to further expand corporate credit (that will be horribly misallocated) is pretty criminal. this shit needs IMF tier strings attached.

>> No.19738314

>>19738257
>I don't know why you think the fed would want to throw more money at them
I don't know, maybe because the fucking feds said they'd do it? Were you born retarded or merely pretending?

>> No.19738334

>>19738314
ah
you're just here to talk shit and have no critical thinking skills
got it

post portfolio

>> No.19738469

>>19737235
>bagholding leveraged ETFs

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>>19737715
Look like something like this...