/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19727187
why has nobody shot this guy yet?
isn't that movie money monster about him?
that should give people some idea

THEY KNOW NOTHING!!! THEY KNOW NOTHING!!!!

Can you trade volatility in an individual stock. I want a something like a TVIX for Boeing

>>19727187
Jim Cramer wants you to lose money. He makes fun of people making smart decisions and then tells you to do retard plays and uses a zaney voice to name off a mix of random pick stocks shuffled in with some his friends want to dump.

>>19727205
BASED Cramer for that

>>19727204
>>19727187
He was right, if your money was in bear stearns you didn't lose it. Bear Stearns was a bank.

Lehman though, they didn't have the same federal insurance because they were a brokerage and not a bank.

You made an early thread for this shit?

>>19727213
Ummm NOOO!!! He's here on this planet to make YOU money. Welcome to CrAmerica. Now buy up Hertz, Nikola and CHK. He recommends it.

>all gains i've made since that friday is gone
im about to break even and even go further beyond!

feeling cute might break some circuits today idk

>>19727213
Imagine buying 230$ webcam app stock.

>>19727211

Some sort of options spread that ends with you losing all your money.

>>19727242
>booyeah jim hey what do you think about this sound and stable investment?
AHHHH you're young kiddo put it all on double 0 and spin the wheel you got all the time in the world to make the money up if you lose it all. My MISSION IS SIMPLE.

This man is so dishonest.

>>19727242
nigga he has been telling people to avoid that shit
Every morning he was saying shit like "Hertz is worthless, the people buying in are gonna get burned"

He also talked shit on Nikola and got a lot of twitter hate from the Pajeet scammers.

And he's used CHK as the example of a shale producer likely to default.

I hate a lot about cramer, but you're retarded.

>>19727257
I wonder how much he makes in kickbacks for the amount of bag shilling he does. Do you think this man has an expensive coke habit he must fund?

>>19727211
>>19727261

Googled it what you want is a reverse iron condor.

guh

>>19727275
>worked on Wall Street during 80s
Oh he is a total coke head.

>>19727187
Europe open and stock market slowly recovering. Get rekt bobos, you will never win.

If red capitalism ends today

alright, it's some sort of idiot redd!t raid. they've pushed the "inverse cramer" shit for years.

No wonder they didn't know to wait til 310 bump limit. Fuck this shit, bedtime.

>>19727297
take your filthy degenerate images with you on your way out.

Jesus christ, okay, I am in for a rude awakening on opening I guess. My loss right now on my account isn't low at all, but if I highlight the stocks their value all universally changes way fucking down. I really don't get how stocks appear differently updated on my broker and then from the actual buy/sell.

>>19727211
>>19727279
A butterfly or broken wing butterfly if you tend towards a direction

So now that europoors have all panic sold, we can close green tomorrow

>>19727310
Degiro is weird

WHO HERE AIRLINE STOCKS

>>19727308
4chan will always be a weebs site deal.

>>19727338
Lets see em

>>19727308
>degenerate
board invaders like you belong up on a cross.
Go back to redd!t

>>19727338
>buying stocks
Are you retarded?

We are going up a little

>>19727322
Degiro tells you how much the stocks are worth in Euros.

>>19727345
>>19727349
anime is acceptable. your sexualized hentai is not.

>>19727387
>thought police
this america
>>19727351
buying stocks on a deep red day has never not made me money...

>>19727387
Hoes Mad,
Hoes Mad,

>>19727374
It also fucks up every now and then and shows ranfom numbers.

>>19727395
How much money did you make buying on the 24th of february?

>>19727387
It's like you don't have a penis.

Profit down from 3300 to 2700 in 25 minutes
Goddammit, should've sold everything last week.

KLANG KLANG KLANG KLANG

premarket opened 20 minutes ago. Green leader Moderna with +6%. Red list is the usual suspects lately; Centennial, MFA, cruises, oil, Boeing. Hyatt Hotels and Footlocker looking pretty bad. Airlines down in the high single digits too.

>only down 2%

Get fucked bears lmaoooooo I will cry laughing in a few hours

KEEP GOING

>>19727446
Bump

The dust settled and all the smoke is clear

Best stocks of the 2010s

>>19727447
App?

>>19727465
bruh

>up 8k buying oil dip with x15 leverage
nice already doubled, going to hold like a retard no matter what

>>19727467
StockMaster. I only use it for futures

>>19727187
sup niggers

>>19727466
>Domino's Pizza
Huh. Well how about that.

>>19727315
>>19727279
>>19727261
I am most definitely too much of a brainlet for that. Thanks for looking though

Rising fast

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hahaha holy fuck oil going to reverse from -4% to green

>>19727475
oil chads rise up!

>>19727503
Lol nice dead cat bounce bro

Who /greatrecessionbutthistimeit'sworse/ here?

Get rekt bobos. GET SO FUCKING REKT

>>19727466
Ah shit.
So I shouldn't be buying Dexcom and FICO?
I'm too late to those parties?

>>19727428
I don't remember man during the crash I was too spooked to buy anything risky, so I just DCA'ed down on things with good balance sheets or that were stable enough to make it through. It meant buying a lot of JNJ, KO, and PEP. It worked pretty well but not nearly as well as the high beta names and big tech.

>>19727491
Revamped their pizza and put out that web and phone app that OWNED delivery for a while. And now it looks like they're coming back in the shutdown, after taking a hit from all the grubhub and postmates shit.

>>19727466
lol no

>>19727491
>tfw i worked at dominos

damn i should have became the gm when i had the chance

You didn't fall for the bear trap right bobo?

Wow, I guess I was wrong. I guess the market IS priced correctly and all of these sky-high valuations are actually rock solid.

>>19727491
What do you suppose the girl on the left is thinking right now? She seems to be contemplating something. Maybe something deep.

You know in the morning when you wake up? And your thinking is not quite right? Sometimes it’s negative. Sometimes it’s positive.

Sometimes you are thinking about work, or your life in general. Every now and then, you have an amazing thought in the morning. What is she thinking.

>>19727387

>>19726499
>>19727045
how's the futures volume looking?
Does this look like a selloff with conviction?

I have limit sells on JETS and HAL today on another -5% open, then will rebuy the same amount of shares plus some more since I suspect we'll be green end of day on Monday.

Yes futures are on an upward trend the past hour but it's a shake out in my opinion. We're still -2.5% and we should realistically expect -5%. Opinions?

>>19727403
why are they doing this in the picture?

also is anyone else in a state of zen? Im down 5% but don't even care about it really since i know it'll go back up eventually

Went to bed last night, future's down but crabbing up. Not too bad.

Wake up, blood fucking red.

Look to see what changed, nothing.

>>19727558
Will be green at open. It was down 1050 earlier

Judgement Day. Pic rel seems like my portfolio in few hours.

>>19727558
it hurts anon. IT HURTS.

>>19727395
not thought police.
THOT police.

>>19727551
Why Dow Jones instead of S&P

>>19727432
Don't lay the blame on the penisless, I like lewds

>>19727432
No I do I just also have values.

>>19727558

Amazingly, it's not as bad as it was a couple hours ago. Felt like it was going to be the end of the world. I still expect a red open, a red week, and maybe lower lows.

WE ARE HEADING UP. REPEAT. WE ARE HEADING UP!!!

WILL BE GREEN BY OPENING

>>19727565
Green line goes up.

>stonks only go down bears cucked already

YOURE FUCKED LMAOOOO

>>19727574
Calm down anon.

>>19727586
>not shorting the scamvix
Yikes

>>19727558
Remember to take profits and not become a bag holder

hoooooly shit
I'm glad I sold some shit last week, but damn.
Why are they taking down Micron and Mastercard but leaving fuckinng Shopify untouched?

What does a man have to do to get some cheapies?? (preferably not in the shit I already own...)

>>19727573
based play on words
your retard shit is forgiven

>>19727586
>Losses: Minimized

>>19727565
>>19727569
>>19727582
I thought it was going to recover when I went to sleep from like.. - 0.9% after being lower

What fucking changed though?

All my apps say its fears of Rona 2, but that's been hyped all weekend and not changed at all since future's opened to go down further

NOOOOO DONT GO UP YET, I WANTED TO BUY SOME CHEAPIES AT THE OPEN

>>19727531
Def selloff with conviction, pretty gnarly Standard Trend Profile (bearish). The pump in the last hour is moving into thin volume right now though, very odd for it to do it gradually like that

please blessed habibi, make oil go straight up to $45 on friday, with no dips this week.

I’m terrible at trading I get to greedy and lose more profits

>>19727631
No shame at selling at 10% profit.

Reminder that large specs remain net short ES.

Here we go boys.

Eat shit Bobo. Green opening. I’m going to take a nap before the bell. I need you anons to watch the market for me while I’m gone.

When is buffet's sideline money coming back into the market?

Last

Do I buy it hold today time something

>>19727639
And also heavily short vix
>>19727616
Thank you. That’s pretty bad.

I think I may just hang on to my short hedges and exit other positions I’m lacking conviction on. Having over 20 positions, some just 1 or 2 shares gets obnoxious.

>bearcucks stop posting when it goes up

LOLOLOLILOLOLOL kill your self

>>19727669
holy autism

>>19727669
holy based

>>19727669
>kill your self
why are you here when you are underage and can't even invest

>>19727669
This is like trying to regain a boner after having lost one with a really hot chick. You know you should get it up so you force it, but the feeling isn't really there, something's not right.

>>19727606
buy UK banks, they announced friday their gdp dropped like 20%, lloyds also got sued for £64 million so they are dirt cheap at this point.

>this cucks the bearcuck


LOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOL

Is this going to replicate the March crash or the May beartrap?

>>19727667
It's interesting we bounced exactly off 295, that was where the majority of buys on 5/21 took place. We fall past that expect 2860, past that, uhhhh, we won't. Probably

Looks like we've found our top

>>19727667
Short vol when the Fed put is still in play isn't outside of the standard playbook. The first question is, what's their exposure and will heightened periods of volatility or large, rapid volatility spikes result in additional liquidations? The second question is, will the Fed put remain effective if the issues the market reacts to are no longer liquidity based?

>>19727709
Bottom you mean bearcuck

>>19727707
*2935

>>19727691
the whole country is burning to the ground

>>19727706
the latter
we are in controlled dump unlike the uncontrolled march crash

*AHEM*

>>19727718
the country is doing just as bad as america?

>>19727715

No, I mean top.

>>19727730
Cringe

>>19727729
america is ok, stop watching mainstream media

>>19727732
Lol

>>19727732
don't see the irony in what you are saying? britain and america are both fine, the world is fine, pol isn't right neither is the media

The delusion these bull fags ride on. Why the fuck would it keep going up? This is a classic dead cat bounce, anyone who says otherwise is a degenerate gambler who deserves to watch all his money ash away at the snap of a finger.

>>19727717
>>19727707
Thanks

Kek that’s just enough to hurt but not enough to get excited for cheapies

Should the stock market trade on Saturday again, just like before the 1950s?

If dubs bearfaggots get wiped out

So what are my fellow anons looking at buying?

>>19727773
Reroll

>>19727755
>Why the fuck would it keep going up?

>>19727755
ok so why do you think the market is crashing? Do you believe the common theory that we were in a retail bubble and that is being popped? Do you believe that a second coronavirus scare or riots would affect the market?

I've not once got a straight answer from a bobo about why they think the market is going to keep dropping.

>>19727644
>Green opening
Ya jinxed it. :p

>>19727631
I do the same.
So I wrote on a piece of paper, don't be greedy, and put it on a wall.

>>19727706
Stocks will go below 18k October

>podcast interview with virus expert who got it all right in February
>mentions oro-fecal transmission
Kek remember at the beginning when some edgy fucks were literally licking toilet seats to show how they’re not scared of no WuFlu?

>>19727754
Correct on all counts but the US economy is more robust, and isn’t trying to navigate a colossal tangled web of fuck called brexit.

>>19727774
RTX, CRSP, LAC, ASM (some of the suggestions from the latest Dines Letter, except RTX which was a "hold," but I can't hold it if I don't buy in)
Gonna throw a bit onto each during every dip

>>19727765
The Stock market should trade once a weekday only and second level data should not be available to anyone until execution (possibly through smart contracts).

UH OH BOBOS
ITS BOUNCING BACK TO 3000

>>19727799
this is dumb. your opinion is dumb and your post is dumb.

>>19727778
1 off ending bears forever

>>19727802
YELLOW FOR CRAB WEEK

>>19727804
No you degenerate gambler. Finance and trading shouldnt even be a thing if you want society to move forward.

>>19727774
A rope

>>19727809
Bobo provides endless entertainment

>>19727812
holy shit what hole did you climb out of?

>>19727812
There's a reason Elon Musk didn't ipo Tesla in South Africa

>>19727812
based new age anon
on the other hand this is the last time we can play in the world biggest casino

Anyone here have DBK? Should I buy now or wait till it is around 6 again?

Can someone explain Nike to me? It sells shoes. You can't re-invent the shoe every year. Why is it growing like tech companies?

>>19727841
Joggers

>>19727783
Pick your poison: a second wave, longer than anticipated recovery in consumer sentiment and PCE, lack of corporate profit growth, high unemployment for years to come, longer term credit and solvency issues, zombie company proliferation and inefficient capital allocation, astronomical total debt-to-GDP and the implications for prolonged productivity recovery thereof. They could pick any reason at any time, it's not like it means anything in the end.

>>19727820
>produces nothing and basically hyperleverages bubbles
>redistributes wealth based on cunningness, crookedness and initial wealth.
Its not that i personally dont think we live in a stratified society, im just saying finance incentivises terrible human behaviour.

>>19727824
I can't tell if you are trying to make some sort of point or calling me a nigger

Mark my words bears get liquidated this week

>>19727841
BLACK LIVES MATTER

>>19727830
I am here playing with you lad

>>19727841
They’re the GOAT advertising company.

>>19727841
China

Nike is partnered with the ministry of education to keep those little chinese kids athletic, unlike weak capitalist pig.

>>19727841

>Shoes cost them $6 to make with child salves in Indonesia
>run a 4B ad campaign to sell shoes to niggers and kneel and piss on the flag
>sell same shoe starting at $270

It’s mostly niggers who pump the company.

>>19727853

>>19727187
DAX soon green at this pace.

I think I'm the worst market timer in the world.

>invested $100k on feb 12
>slowly panic sold between late feb-early march
>DCA'd back in from mid-april, was fully back in mid-may
>lump summed $20k last tuesday

I'm putting in another $10k next week so that's your sell signal.

Im gonna get rekt today lmaaoo

>>19727892
Damn. You lost 80%??? Anon. Just hold my dude

>>19727892
just give your money to some random homeless dude next time

>>19727910
I didn't say that. That $20k was just more money I had. I lost about 18%.

>>19727904
You’re fine anon. Those aren’t dangerous calls to hold. They don’t expire anytime soon

>>19727916
meant for
>>19727909

>>19727920
Yeah i dont plan on selling, I'm just gonna enjoy the ride down and buy some aug calls

Christ. Anytime race could be involved you poltards short circuit. It’s literally because they’re exploding in China and the govt wants to equip all the little bugmen with fancy athletic-wear and shoes.

>gold spot price is down
>futures are up
i thought you faggots said it was going to be a red week

>>19727979
>futures are up

>>19727979
yeah hopefully

is the bottom in guys?
maybe it is.. DAX is rising
time to buy?

reporting

>>19727999
I'm nibbling today but waiting for the JPow congress hearing

>>19727187
He meant don't withdraw your money from your BEAR STERNS ACCOUNT, not don't sell your BEAR STERNS STOCK

Why can brainlets not differentiate between the two

Oh shit we broke 2985

>>19727971
>tfw shorting a Chinese company in a multi-million dollar lawsuit

So what happens to my short when the company bankrupts?

We broke through the resistance boys

>>19728064
what website is that

>>19728064
So we went from -800 to positive in a matter of a few hours?

This is why I don't fuck around with stocks.

>>19728086

Tradingview. See "Indicators", pick "Auto Fib Retracement".

>>19728090

We're still negative, but what you see there is fibonnaci retracement indicators which supposedly help to establish support/resistance levels. I think most of TA is kooky black magic but it's fun to test different models and see if they predict anything correctly.

>the 3000 party is over

>>19727187
this is the Mad Money guy on cnbc?
he is pretty much a meme and cptn hindsight right?

I was been jerking off on korean porn, now i'm feel myself sick and by some reason i become really sad. I'm so sad. Help me, please.

>>19727522
>What do you suppose the girl on the left is thinking right now?
Nothing because it's a fake 2D drawing you pathetic loser

>>19728116
He’s animated and entertaining

RDSB only down 1%, fuck going off previous performance that's means everything else should fucking moon..

When the markets crab it still shits the bed

>>19728119
Just stop masturbating so much dude

>>19728119
That's because you were jerking off on korean porn. Just stop it. You can do it.

>>19728119

youtube.com/watch?v=q-f-I-FiaY0

>>19727790
The wave we just experienced is the second wave according to new evidence.

Shit probably started last year around late summer.

>>19728151
Burger aren't even finished with their first wave, kek.

>>19728119
stop watching porn, watching another man have sex is gay

>>19727387
Ecchi, not hentai

Jesus Christ, get your shit together, we don't need multiple threads up at the same time.

>>19727846
The stock market is a motivation for geniuses like Elon Musk. It's not a net anti-societal thing.

>>19728199
*an incentive

bought some stonks
i think we rebound

>>19728064
Futures may have difficulty moving much higher than this. The premarket situation is pretty slanted to the bear's side.

>>19728154
In the 2nd wave now. First wave started late December / early January. Loads of reported unexplained diseases and they traced one of the first confirmed cases in Washington back to early January. After the dust settles and more research is done they will find out that the spread was much faster and further than initially thought.

>>19728225
Seeing that the protests havent caused significant spikes, it might cause less panic during 'wave 2.'

WHEN DO I BUY AAL???

It's the only stock I care about buying, got burned on penny stocks and I'm never going back.

>>19728212
what stocks did you buy

>>19728212
I hope you're joking.

>>19728064
support was 3000 kiddo, I don't trade on 1 minute candles.

>>19728239
You do know that it takes up to 14 days to see any significant spike.

>>19728225
Maybe, maybe not. This is just some shitty thesis.

>>19728255

Those were 5 minutes. But I hear you, still some work to be done on the 15 minute candles.

>>19728243
VW

>>19728251
market has dropped a lot, retail are afraid to buy and sell at loss
i on the other hand buy cheap

What you guys buying into? Any good blue chips you would recommend? JP Morgan looks good atm.

Reminder that George Floyd cured COVID19

>>19728277
>checked
I look at weeks to months in the future, not intraday/weekly BS. To each his own though.

>>19728290
FLOYD-19

Wait a second you bear niggers, only my blue chips are dropping.

>>19728299

I don't generally check fib retracements, I just wanted to test it against tonight's futures movement.

>>19728290
It mutated into joggerona

>already 30% down on tankers
JUST KILL ME ALREADY

I fucking bought more airline stocks. Get rekt bobos.

>Japan scrapped their Aegis program
Is that why my defense stocks are getting beaten up today?

>>19728337
buy low, sell high

>>19728337
>I'll cut off my nose, that'll show that stupid face who's boss!

Shill me some dividend stocks please.

i am financially ruined

>>19728355
>being a smelly virgin

>>19728361
Can I interest you in a cat picture instead?

I am financially ruined, why won't this shitcoin moon.

>>19728389
kots are cute, but I want dividends

>>19728371
fucking RH, zero commission and fractional stocks are amazing
you can literally buy 10 dollars worth of stock now, kek

>>19728361
DSL. Has carried me through the last 3 years flawlessly.

So it’s really here? Judgment Day round two is actually here.

Why shouldn't one DCA down into SAVE and UAL?

>markets going down
>holding 2 blue chips that haven't cut dividends
Who /comfy/ here?

>>19728434
Wait till your divvy stocks tank and wipe out your gains for the past 5 years.

>>19728455
I dont see a problem with this if you plan on holding for life

it will be ok in mnuchin i trust

am I too late for the psilocybin & ayahuasca train?
also, what are some worthwhile stonks
in that sector?

>>19727892
If you have invested your 100k into NVAX, it would've been 200k.

>>19728455
It has tanked and recovered several times. Its a corpo bonds fund managed by Gundlach.

>>19728475
Damn you're right, I should buy some Lehman Brothers, good strategy.

>>19728403
O, MO, XOM, CVX, BUD

>>19728482
Obviously you go with more than one stock. You need Bear Stearns too.

Been fucking around with stonks for a few weeks. This is my first time getting up for the opening bell. I’m sleepy and excited

>>19728328
HODL DHT MURHEENS
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>19728498
I've been up all night

too exhausted to do trades just gonna watch and see if my orders fill

>>19728328
Oh tankies....

>>19728225
Well, we don't know 100% for sure if this is the 1st or 2nd wave. I do know one thing. If there's no vaccine or treatment by October, expect fear. Most viruses thrive in Cooler, dryer temperatures. We dont know how this virus will mutate. I don't like unknowns, stock market doesn't like unknowns. Be safe.

300 is now resistance

the markets and black unemployment were all he focused on, and now they're all ficked

its over

Should one still buy KO at current prices?

>>19728389
that is interesting...

>>19728453
me me me

>>19728470
just grow it yourself and buy index funds

>>19728517
DOWJ 18000 is next support

>>19728525
Aye

>>19728525
KO was overpriced pre-corona

I'm buying boeing don't try to stop me

Remember when I said the bottom was in? I was only kidding.

I am financially ruined

>>19728519
Why would trump invest his political capital in joggers? I thought he was smarter than that.

>>19728547
What'd you invest in?

>>19728547
Me too and I've never even invested in anything.

>>19728542
it hasn't gone low enough though, that delta though.....looks like a supermodel that just got fired for a drug scandal

>>19728542
stop

>>19728554
Banks, defense airlines and oil

>>19728553
fuck knows

If I'm a long term investor is there any point in me paying attention to daily and weekly changes? All this is doing is giving me anxiety.

>>19728553
he unironically cares about all americans and is unironically trying his hardest to help lower and middle class americans

>>19728570
Short answer: No.
Long answer: No.

>>19728570
no, just buy and forget. assuming you arent buying shit and are investing in actual companies worth investing in

>>19728570
No point, especially if it's a 401k and you're loaded up on low risk.

>>19728558
Why the fuck is it always gingers? Do they have a brain that is more easy to manipulate or something?

>>19728570
What % cash do you have left

>all my puts approaching limit down

>>19728570
>If I'm a long term investor is there any point in me paying attention to daily and weekly changes? All this is doing is giving me anxiety.

Im a long term investor as well, but I hold around 50% cash, and invest most of it after a significant down day, and wait till I get a 30% profit on it, sell, and wait for another big down day to do the same. If it keeps going down, who cares, now I just see that money as a long term investment.

>>19728570
time in the market is better than timing the market etc blah blah

>>19728390
Retard. But don't worry, you will only hold those bags for short time before it gets delisted and the bond holders take your stocks free of charge.

>>19728592
Have you ever had a ginger as a friend? They secretly think they are the most oppressed people in the world and harbor some victim complex.

AHHHH premarket is dropping again

>>19728622
Been telling you bulls to short for over a week now.

the spreads on these futures are fucking crazy. How the fuck am I supposed to trade this shit?

>>19728668
Yeah but you guys are wrong most of the time.

>>19728565
Are you one of the retarded bulls that just wouldn't listen?

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>19728565
Ouch....Bro.

At least you didn't buy Hertz or....even worse....tankers.

>>19728677
Well retard maybe you should have educated yourself before you decided to gamble on stranger's advice?

i've got a shitload riding on GNUS, bros

fuck

why can't i just be happy with aapl

>>19728622
Bullish

>>19728570
No
I'm buy and hold, every time I get paid and pay bills I put the rest in to stock
I'm down a few percent from last week, will probably be down another 2-3% today but I'm up 45% for the year because I bought a bunch of stock late March
I do follow stocks daily though because it's usually a better idea to keep a chunk of cash and wait until a very bad day and buy then, instead of buying on a regular schedule

>>19727881
is this the famed 'niggernomics'?

>>19728677
>most of the time

SO I'm trying to better understand what VIX and TVIX actually mean when they track 'volatility'.

If the market as a whole is crabbing then that's basically low volatility right? The swings are small in either direction. But then how does the price of these assets sustain themselves over multiple days? Is the "Buy-Low Sell-High" equivalent just "Buy-Crab Sell-Moon/Crash"?

Just bought some INTC shorts premarket.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1gLZPeVpU

>>19728734
But what happened to your stocks your bought and held pre-corona?

>>19728595
Only 25% cash

>>19728690
Yeah

>>19728668
>to short for over a week now.
Still hasn't drop to the values of over a week.

S&P 500 at 2865 within the week.

Choosing to dump my stocks last week starting Monday morning was the *luckiest* things to have happened to me in my entire miserable life.

WTI goals for today lads?

>>19728451
You should pick an airline with a domestic bias with its flights.

>>19728717
They will skyrocket back up soon.

>>19728752
need to accumulate those cheap puts, here is one of my positions as of close Friday, expire in JAN.

Does jerome buy pre-market or does he wait till the market opens?

>>19727349
sauce

>>19728717
rip shale

>>19728774
printer is out of toner

>>19728774
FED bought bonds and bond ETFs at most. They don't do futures.

WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT RETARDED KO SHILL!

>>19728792
you just learned an expensive lesson, do your own research

>>19728792
coke has good dividends my guy, and it will go up over a long time

>>19728570
No, but make sure the shit you're investing in has a future. Otherwise it's a slow burn till the end.

This is really just a tech sell off. Them being a disproportionate size of the indexes it's giving the illusion of a larger dump. In reality the rest of the market never really recovered from the March lows.

Who /cash gang/ here.

I'm 100% cash. I'm waiting for cheapies v2.0 or the market to stabilise.

>>19728371
kek

>>19728371
I don't use robinhood. What is happening in that picture?

>>19728749
Well don't worry this is just a healthy pullback, we'll be a little red for a while but then it's onto new highs.

>I've been trading for 8 years

>>19728851
if thats true, then why is everybody on this board saying its black monday

>its a fucking red day

see, this is why FA is garbage. it's just a nice story to convince yourself and give yourself hope, while being completely disconnected from what price and volume are actually doing at the time.

we never properly reached the fear stage. people have been greedy

I think most of you don't realize how bad today is going to be for bulls. It's shaping up to be breaker day today boys.

>>19728824
This image is making me more nauseous than anything I've seen on /b/

>>19728861
Because 4chan always makes mountains out of molehills

>>19728768
Now you are talking sense. That is the best thing to do in a market going up on Hopium, because options are more prone to sentiment than actual stock value, specially if they have lots of time.

>>19728865
>FA
>completely ignore broader market headwinds
They played themselves.

>>19728865
>FA is the hope that JPOW buys the securities, which would make the REIT cease to exist
That isn't FA.

>>19728824
fuck, i want some

It's over. Stocks have been cancelled. You should have listened to Oprah Winfrey or her money manager.

how high is vix going to go on this melt up?

>>19728851
You are fucking delusional, the fundamentals are shit and the market needs to reset itself. You cant skip the seasons you don't like, cycles are an important part of the market to reallocate capital, labor, and to filter inefficient businesses.

>>19728829
Why are you waiting for the market to stabilize when you can buy cheap as fuck stocks right now? I bought right after march and while some of mine have gone down I'm still up in the green because they were so cheap then.

Should I wait until tomorrow to buy?

>>19728604
If you don’t ever take profits You miss out on substantial gains

>>19728868
that's a popeyes chicken and xanax sandwich.

>>19728611
Yes, my best friend is a ginger and I only noticed that when we were younger (the victim complex). But I have noticed that he gets influenced extremely easily by political issues, hence the reason I made the post

>>19728865
Anyone using FA for the short term are retarded, they are basically sittng there praying to god that price will increase

>>19728912
this is goiing to be a backwards N shapped recovery. I wouldn't be making any big buys before the election.

from -3 to -1.8
today will be green
bobo is fucked

>>19728936
how much lower can reits and airlines go? you think they will go past chapter 11 or what?

>>19728908
>You are fucking delusional, the fundamentals are shit and the market needs to reset itself.
>he thinks fundamentals matters
>he thinks the fed can't print infinitely
>he thinks that you can't just take on new 0% interest debt to service old 0% interest debt for at least 500 years.

>>19728915
JPow is testifying tomorrow

>>19728912
Here's my strategy. I bought into Canadian financials and those have been crabbing since March 23rd. I didn't expect the rally in financials to last forever so I dumped last Monday on open. I'll buy and hodl some nice stocks eventually.

>>19728917
True...
but investors are interested in getting those sweet capital gains rates.
You can't get those if you're trying to time the market.
The earlier the money goes in, the earlier the money can come out.

>>19728920
I know what it is and I've taken enough xanax to know how unspeakably horrible it would taste.

>>19727904
why are you buying stocks of a company filing for bankrupcy. you zoomers are truly guttertrash

>>19728905
Here's what I'm talking about.

>>19728973
Buy low sell high. Brilliant. I should've thought of that.

>>19728966
>he thinks the fed can't print infinitely
That's why i'm stacking silver, currently we are in a deflationary environment until Americans are able to start spending again. By the looks of it the FED may actually let the market play out, because suicide of the dollar is the only alternative, with the dollar being the most powerful weapon the US has.

>>19729003
Yeah I got lucky.

>>19728905
>>19728998
DAX isn't even -1%.

>>19728998
The fact that this nigress even has money is exactly what is wrong with capitalism

>>19728677
you did not see the mega happening ahead on Tuesday and Wednesday. I held Tuesday like an idiot and it cost me 1000s, then sold Wednesday morning

>>19729018
That's the other thing. I'm disinclined to go back into stocks traded on NYSE. My best performing stock was Canadian tire which is traded in Germany and Canada only. Maybe this is retarded but all Americans seem to buy and hold are FAANG.

>>19728973
I fixed it.

>>19728861
Dude take a break. People here just want to see the world burn because they're not happy with their lives.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum

>>19728734
what did you buy I want to pick up cheapies in a couple weeks

>>19728908
Dude.. let the bulls castrate themselves

>>19729045
Yeah I got lucky once.

>>19729049
Fuck, thats happening to me and im not smart enough to realize it. How can I be less of a brainlet and prevent this? and thanks for helping me see this lol

>>19729020
Just like a typical negro "Buy High, Sell low"....probably took advice from someone I know...

>>19729083
>>19729049

>>19729090
Are you a bot? Did you miss my point entirely? I wonder who benefits from bullposting on /biz/ while futures are 2% down.

>>19729120
Thats...not even close to a midwit.

If you want an example of the mitwit, read Nassim Talebs article about the "intellectual, yet idiot."

>>19729120
Delete this.

>>19729120
why would anyone focus on a concept that isn't entertaining? I let other people do that for me.

My call options that are expiring 6/19 are fucked. I can't even sell em at 5% of original price.

>>19729120
lol none of these describe me

US futures and global stocks fall as delusional bulls capitulate on backward n-shaped recovery confirmation.

>>19729018
Sure. Then again, TVIX is up 20%.

>>19729190
You are a fucking moron and i hope you choke on a bucketload of horsecum

But the n-shaped recovery bit was funny.

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/delta-received-approval-shanghai-govt-113239671.html

Where my DAL bros at?

>>19729175
you ever wonder who get to keep the premium you pay?
the winner in your trade?

>>19728570
yes, if you know how to swing trade
all these losers who said no are crab in the bucket

>>19728570
I have a long term fund and i do robinhood for fun. My longterm fund has been through 2 or 3 "world ending" recessions' or whatever. i never look at it. It's up about 5x, so not really.

>>19729734
What do you use for your long term?

>>19729705
You sell covered AAPL calls and buy short/long puts? 200C 400P are some wild numbers.

>>19728861
How many times has that been said here over the last few months?
Last monday people were saying "V shaped recovery confirmed!", and here we are.