/biz/ - Business & Finance

anime and SWBI

iPath Series B S&P 500 Short-Term Futures ETN

>>19720896
women make me fucking sick bros, why did we ever give them rights?

>>19720896
it's green, so it's okay?

nothing burger.

>>19720911
good combo

>>19720896
We got too cocky bears. futures will be green by morning. Cap it.

>>19720925
zoom out

>bears fucked
>bulls fucked
>crabs fucked
YUP
ITS KANGAROO MARKET

/smg/ panicks at the smallest drop

TVIX looks like a wild ride.

When do I buy in. $110?

>>19720925
Sure thing

Stonks finially down. No lies left to tell. BRRRRR out of umpf. "Iran" doing things is next

>>19720896
I am getting liquidated on AAL so fucking hard...why....WHY

>>19720911
Most definitely checked

First in the name of XOP puts.

>>19720947
>as S&P keeps flirting with 3k
i think that's worth freaking out over.

Fcel Up 10%+ monday cap it niggerjews

>>19720896

>Previous
>>19719706

WHAT THE FUCK

HELP

WHY ARE FUTURES RED

>>19720911
Anime and psychic phenomena research

Give me your SPY Prediction Monday Morning 10AM.

I’m screencapping this.

>>19720974
>>19720976
So what?
Grow some balls and wait until the open.

/cash gang/ report in

Damn, is the 3000 party over ?

im literally cooming. silver is up $.08

>>19720896
Market crawling back, green by open. Cap this.

FUTURES ARE UP

MEME STONKS BETTER GO SKY HIGH THIS WEEK

>>19720978
At 2900$

>>19720950
110 would be good. I'm in at 120, and holding. not sure if you're going to get a chance to buy in at 110 though before we hit 300+

>>19720978
320

>>19720950
It's the ride that never ends. And it only goes down.

>>19720978
2885

>>19720992
what fucking futures are up?

>there are people who held over a weekend after a giant red dildo
just admit you guys are just gambling your money away, you guys have no idea how to manage risk

OH FUCKING CHRIST

I ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE TO MILL MYSELF

OH MY GOD

FUCK

ITS EVERYTHING

>>19721021
Basedbean

>>19721021
Go back to R3ddit

>>19720896
>FUTURES BLOOD RED

IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT

>>19721023
Shut the fuck up you pussy bitch know it all. Stocks only ever go up. Idgaf what they do one week to the next. And if u do youre a dumbass faggot nigger

The big signal flipped last week. Now is not a good time to be invested in the stock market. Fyi

>>19721023
Held what

People hold because they have 1+ year timeframes and are still up 30% from lows. Not everyone tries to hit every 1% move.

>tfw he doesn't invest based on THE DOT
http://gcpdot.com/

>>19721041
Yeah Oprah Winfrey dumping her stock was a good signal.

>>19721026
we're down like 1% lad, chill

>>19720978
Fuck off with your 3dpd
3000

THIS IS IT

IM FINALLY GONNA KILL MYSELF

ALL THE PILLS IN MY HOUSE HERE I COME

There's no reason why stocks should be down.

Riots are calming down
Covid is starting to look like a thing of the past
Cities are still opening up
People are going out and enjoying themselves
People are flooding retail
People are buying plane tickets

THERES NO REASON. Boomers think they're smart by manipulating the market to make it go down to catch the dip in the morning before it moons.

Anon, why are you letting 60 year old boomers out play you?

Don't you play video games all day?

>>19721023
>you should've sold your shares to me you stupid goy!
nah bitch.

I'm new, how the fuck do you guys know if it's up or down over the weekend? What's the deal? Foreign market or just bullshitting?

>>19721039
holy shit anon, what bit your ass

Oprah sold the top.

>>19720982
turn party hat upside down and fill it with cheapies

>>19720976
June contracts expiring/expired. Rolling over to September contracts.

>>19720995
I probably am stuck holding bags till next week.

Hoping on Friday oil and the real estate things are up enough to get out ahead on things I'm bored with.

I only wanna put 20% into some fun moon shooting.. I can't handle the stress of real risk.

>>19721060
>>19721026
check the OP, fag

Have $KR calls expiring friday, how fucked am I?

>>19721056
NO FUCK YOU
IT'S THE END TIEMS
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC

>>19720943
Take the clown pill

>>19721065

futures opened at 6:00pm.

>>19720950
I was thinking the same thing. Too risky for me.

>>19721049
What is non-randomness is good?

>>19721078
Cheapies yes. Falling knives no. I'm waiting this out.

>>19721061
except the democrats will just stir some shit up bc it seems like they don't want the markets up

screencap this plus digits and date time stamp and pic related with archived link

>>19720947
>>19720965
>as S&P keeps flirting with 3k
This, key level to hold if this recoveries going to continue, we're currently flirting with the abyss.

>>19721074
Did Oprah think she was, dare I say, overweight on weight watchers stock?

>>19721047
you know fucking well that people in /smg/ don't have timeframes that long
and if you do, what the fuck you even doing wasting your time here

This isn't even bad after a weekend. Green Monday confirmed

>>19721097
alright, eh, how do i check futures? i'm truly clueless here

>>19721041
Nice try whale. You won't get cheapies from me.

>>19721049
>he doesn't trade based on the heavens
ngmi

>>19721061
Priced in

>>19721119
on this thing called internet

>>19721107

S&P 500 on its way to 2k, then probably another dead cat to 2400-2600 before 1000-15000 in 2021

GET FUCKED YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOTS
AHAHAHAHA

stock market? more like stink market

>>19721110

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I need a big red dildo up my ass please

>>19721119
Stop asking people to spoon feed you read the OP you gigantic faggot

>>19721103
the demoshits blew their summer wad too early. they're getting desperate and it shows. where's my mass shootings?

>>19721133
i can't find my internet though

>>19721144

>>19721056
1% in after hour futures
and a near instant fall at that
this is going to be big when markets open tomorrow

Gold is going up. Glad I'm sitting in that right now instead of worthless pieces of paper at double normal P. E. ratios.

>>19721078
I bought cheapies in April though. Fuck I should’ve sold the top and bought back in. Still up like 30% but fuck this shit

>>19721160
try typing "index futures" in your address bar

oof, just dipped past finally

>>19721174
You know when the market crashes, gold crashes too. Only after it shoots up

Why the fuck is it down? Corona cases? Really? Fucking really? We are reopened, riots and fires didn't bring it down, china tensions didn't bring it down, oil going negative didn't bring it down, 20% unemployment didn't bring it down, BUT A FEW FUCKING SNIFFLES START A SELL OFF WHEN IT IS CONFIRMED WE WON'T SHUTDOWN AGAIN?!

Fuck this gay market, it all better start fucking rallying already or we need emergency approved pumping.

currently have a fidelity account but I want free options trading, should I go for robinhood or webull?

>>19721179
i got it man, thanks, sorry for my idiocy

for my penance i guess i'll have to answer next time someone asks

Tell me the best dividend stock right now. I want a FAT YIIIIELD

>>19721144
That's a man.

>>19721188
It's down because fucktards like you expect it to always go up.

well bulls, it was nice while it lasted. maybe next bull market in 10 years

>>19721183
Anon your data there is twenty minutes delayed. If you want to watch real time for free, go to tradingview and look up ticker SPX500USD.

spoilers line went down some moar

>>19721188
Get fucked """"bvll""""

>>19720950
Just buy it at a low and sell it at as spike, all in the same day. Sell it before market closes everyday don’t keep that shit overnight

>>19721200
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%26P_500_Dividend_Aristocrats

>>19721188
Recommend you brush up on basic TA there. This move is as much about technicals as anything happening in reality.

>>19721061

as much as you dumb faggots hate to hear it, all this has already been priced it. there is no more good news.

now everyone is shifting and preparing for the aftershock that's the result of shutting down an already weak economy. and the fed can't help us. investors saw the fed use everything in their tool kit and then some, and this is all that it got us. the uncertainty of the memevirus is beginning to get baked in too. these are prime conditions for another fall. insiders are ready to fleece the dumb retail money.

there is only bad news ahead.

>>19721217
They don't?

>>19721185
Gold was on massive backorder with large premium in March, good luck buying when everyone else is.

>>19721188
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BRAINLET
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA

>>19721188
The euphoria around recovery and 'buying the dip' has expired now that thoughts of the present economic reality has displaced the virus/riot hysteria
>>19721217
basically this

>>19721200
PENNY STOCKS. DUMP ALL YOUR MONEY IN WAY OUT OF THE MONEY CALLS

HAIL MARY YOUR RETIREMENT

>>19721221
oh right. fucking delayed quotes

>>19721107
Nah, i'd say we're then flirting with 2800, 200 point increments to 2200, then it's might be abyss time - 1800-1600 (probably going to fly off of the monthly 200 MA if we get there), and then a really thick slog below 1500 to 750.

>>19721138
>1000-15000 in 2021
That's a big range...

>>19721188
it's down -1% calm down retard
>>19721217 >>19721225 >>19721238 >>19721247
why are you such fucking retards

>>19721242
I can just buy gold miners and get more gains than physical gold.

>>19721240
prove it

>>19721032
FUCK YOU JUDE

>>19721185

strong hands are holding gold now. it will crash, but i doubt it will be as much as before.

>>19721188
It's random. The reason is made up after the fact and doesn't make sense. I thought we would never break past 300 in this environment but then Memorial Day happened and here we are.

>>19721124
Stupid homo

>>19721271

i could be wrong. time will tell.

>>19721188
The sniffles caused all of the things you stated above. More sniffles means more hard times coming you dumb faggot

>>19721240
>investors saw the fed use everything in their tool kit and then some
Nope. They have more firepower available. However, if I were the feddy federals I think I would pull back here and let things fall a bit before firing up the QE to max again. There's no need for them to fuel a rise this steep. Jerome has yet to invoke The Forbidden Technique.

>>19721049
Investing based on the dot is kind of risky. The dot only measures whether or not people are paying attention to the same things. In theory, if enough people found out about the GCP, it could even create a "false positive" from people watching the dot. At best, the dot can tell you that something is capturing the attention of a lot of people, but it won't tell you anything about what that event is or how you should be trading it. The Superbowl generates the same behavior in the dot as 9/11.

Now if you really want to trade based on psi-influence over RNG type stuff, I suggest the book "The Selection Effect" by Herb Mertz. He created a text messaging system that is based on the idea that the user's own reaction to any text that is sent generates the statistical anomaly that triggers the text to be sent at a specific time which gives the message meaning to that individual (a Jungian synchronicity). I've been dabbling with recreating such an application and my latest testing involves a market advisor bot. At 12:56 6-4-20, the prototype flashed a "Sell DIG/Buy DUG" message when DUG was at $38.80. DUG fell over the following few days, but during the recent volatility has gone up over $41 and still sits over the cost basis.

>>19721188
Bulls are low IQ just look at this post. Seething retard bulls

>>19720919
>We
Got a mouse in your pocket?

>market down 300 points
>the drop has just begun

So glad I cashed out Friday.

I'm going to get so many cheapies monday

>>19721297
any perma-animal is fucking dumb. /biz/ is to zoomers what the NFL is to boomers. people pick a team and throw absurd bets behind it

Hey so TVIX/UVXY fellows, is the play to sell at open or pre-market and then re-buy around 11?

>>19721268
This. Market might even open green. Wouldn't be the first time. Now go get some sleep.

>>19721240
What the fuck does it mean when people say priced in

>>19721315
Since when do futures mean jack shit though honestly? I haven't been religiously following this stuff for all that long but one thing I have noticed is that futures can be green or red and within 30 minutes of market open the trends will often completely reverse. I'm bearish right now so I'm looking for a drop but idk if sweating over futures is worth it.

>>19721319
what if youre a perma kangaroo

>>19721273
true, I like gold and silver right now, but I like the miners more.

The dot has spoken....end of the world coming this week as updated Mayan calendar predicted.

Gather your giant anime weapons and genetically engineered cat girls boys, this is it.

It's going to open flat, pump to green by lunch, crab, then close red. Repeat for the next two weeks. Book it.

>>19721319
>any perma-animal is fucking dumb
even though we have literal proof buy and hold beats actively trading you still say retarded shit like this

>>19721315
>market down 300 points
what? it's green.

>>19721144
don't be mean, send the market positive vibes

>>19721356
>Updated Mayan Calendar

>>19721283
I.. AM NOT.. A HOMO

>>19721343
Futures have been pretty accurate this past week. If anything it will make a bigger drop.

1000 points down at least. Screenshot this.

Futures are now relevant again

>>19721358
Literally applies to only indexes

>>19721357
i'm so fucking scared the SECOND i see GREEN i'm SELLING

then I'm never coming here again, SHAME ON ALL OF YOU I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MA MA AND NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKIN PLACE!

>>19721360

Retards in this thread don't even understand futures or market hours.

>Australian markets open in 20mins
>looking like there's going to be a surge
is this going to be a green week or is it masking a bloodbath?

https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/asx-rise-amid-second-wave-concerns-002051318--spt.html

>>19721260
That seems plausible enough, the 200W MA will the key support if we break bellow 300 (currently around 270).

>>19721361
This ass looks unhealthy

>>19721382
Indexes are a meme.

>>19721360
>green market

Lurk more, faggot.

Ask someone to teach you how to read futures lol

Its fucking over. Fuck.

>>19721358
when i refer to perma-bulls, im not referring to the buy-and-hold boomer position of 60% ETFs and 40% bonds. that's fine. that's what my family trust does, and i certainly dont object to it.
im referring to the people who go ALL IN on SPXL and calls, because they believe the market will go CONTINUOUSLY up. they don't just think the market will gradually rise. they think, from here on it, it'll continuously rise with no more crashes. their forecast is 100 years of sunshine. they spell bull with a "v". their portfolios are almost entirely options

>>19721392
what can i learn from futures then? i just see red, and i must say that's a beautiful id you have been given

You guys are faggots

Screenshot this

Prediction?

Even though I'm a bear I actually want to buy into this market, I just want the robinhood kiddies to get fucked a little and complain that the stock market is rigged before I can do so. That's the signal.

>>19721342

the perfect example was a few months ago when there were news reports about the unemployment numbers being awful, like a week before the official numbers were released.

retards here claimed that the market was going to crash when the numbers were release, like they had some kind of secret insider knowledge.

the official numbers came out (and were roughly around the amount the news guessed) and i believe the market went up and everyone here was dumbfounded. the reason the markets went up was because the real insiders expected the numbers to be much worse.

hopefully that explains it

>>19721346
then theta decay will eat your heart and fuck your wife

is gold going to hit 1735 today? I expected it to shoot up after the Red Dawn but it's just kind of dragging its heels

>>19721432
>>19721430
I called the last bottom looking at these charts too.

>>19721361
disgusting fat cunt...

>>19721360
>the absolute state of "bvlls"

Also when does VIX start updating? During CBOE market hours, when ever that is?

Normally I don't go in for zerohedge doomsday business but they have an interesting article today that has potential to cause supply chain issues:
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/truck-drivers-reject-deliver-cities-defunded-or-disbanded-police-departments
It seems truckers are quite displeased with the idea of driving in to cities with defunded police departments.

>>19721443

dollar strengthened over the weekend

I left $300k in puts over the weekend

Half of them July expiry

Hnnnnggg

>>19721443
the jews won't let gold go above 1750 for several more years

>>19721392
nice id

>>19721358
>even though we have literal proof buy and hold beats actively trading
this is only true given the definition of the index. If an index is a weighted measure of the equity price of X corporations and you can add and drop them from the index, then when we have expanding credit/economy or net capital inflows into the index, the index only go up. We're likely to see either a stagnation or contraction in credit (after a potential expansion due to prior FED actions), and net capital outflows from the index. These indexes are going to stagnate. FAGMAN and large caps are likely going to outperform the indexes moving forward.

>>19721400
i forgot about that. we also consistently bounce off of that line too iirc. I plan to be heavy in cash in that range of 2800 to 2600. I hated it before, and I would probably hate it now.

If tomorrow's premarket is red I'm going to buy SPY 240 puts.

>>19721291
What do they have left?

>>19721457
there are vix futures, but vix is calculated based on options premiums, so it only really gets updated when options start getting traded, which is normal market hours.

>>19721468
>buying anything during the weekend

How?

>>19720978
if we break 300 at open, it's a sell off.. but otherwise sideways

>>19721462
i dont think truckers will hold out on that position. what's their plan? not deliver to NY, Seattle, and Minneapolis ever again?
and im saying this as someone who opposes drastically defending police. i think the truckers will still come, after some short-lived pushback

>>19721394
>trusting the news
the american futures will spook the asx into red. Might start green initially but certainly won't end there.

>>19721481
The Forbidden Technique

>>19721447
You think it'll follow that trend? Is it that easy?

>>19721430
weed bandwagon pattern
1 week lag between upward spikes because that's how long it will take for normies to open up a trading account
my trailing stops already triggered so i'm staying out for a while

>>19721443
Liquidity issues, market makers are not buying as much gold contracts because the spreads are way better in the stock market.

>>19721481
They have endless ammunition.

>>19721487
So, IV -> Option Premiums -> VIX? Does that mean my options automatically increase in value when VIX goes up?

>>19721174
>>19721443
Schiff metal crashes with the market too.

>>19721361
i mean, its just gross.

>>19721480
mate, wait for the inevitable dead cat bounce. the market isn't going to fall in a straight line. if you think it'll fall as far as 240, there will be a lot of false resurrections between now and then

>Oh, you’re approaching me?

>>19721315
I want to smash that loli with a mallet

>>19721490
I bought Thursday and Friday and continued to hold through end of Friday.

Cannot sell till Monday

Anythiiiiiinnnnngggg~ could happen~

>futures are down more than 1%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdBZ4kyYb3s

What do you guys think about SHIP? I might let the market drop more this week before making a move but seems like it has potential.

>>19721499
bears hoping for futures to go up so they will get a sell off is the next level of clown market

>>19721475
That's true, central banks buying gold left and right but the spot price barely moves. If your goal is to get more dollars gold isn't the best way to get it.

>>19721516

as a long time listener of schiff, he's a fucking retard about somethings

>>19721518
I don't intend to hold until they are actually ITM, I just want cheap as fuck options that are going to skyrocket when the crash really starts to set in.

>>19721513
Options premiums -> IV -> VIX

>>19721462
>entire article is based on a facebook poll posted by a boomer
kek

who here sold the top and didn't fall for friday's bulltrap?

I just wanna put all my money in VOO and QQQ.

>>19721512
Like what? What would the next step be that doesn't spook everyone?

>>19721479
Best of luck bro! My plan will probably be similar.

>>19721513
It's complicated, but these things are more or less solved backwards from the price of the contracts. But, the pricing of the option (the people buying it) also nudge it into the direction of a quantitatively fair (no-arbitrage) price.
VIX specifically only looks at SPX options, is also of note if you weren't aware

>>19721532
it's because they burned down that Wendys in Atlanta last night
The economic pain is already being felt


>>19721537
that image is tip top

>>19721564
EMERGENCY RATE CUTE THIS WEEK

hope u guys didnt fall for the bear trap

were going parabolic where were going

>>19721125
Plsss pls show me your way

>>19721501
>https://www.zerohedge.com/political/truck-drivers-reject-deliver-cities-defunded-or-disbanded-police-departments
At the very least they will begin demanding higher premiums to cover the risk associated with delivering to such areas, making it costlier in yet another way for businesses in chimp'd out areas to survive. I wouldn't discount it - it's not a scientific poll, but certainly indicative of sentiment that is broadly shared in the profession.

>>19721583
imagine no make up

>>19721561
not me >:3

>>19721589
program me some app you ugly little chink

>>19721579
>my WEN calls

>>19721579

I should have sold my Tesla when it was at 1020:(

>>19721561
I didn't do either, what does that make me?

>>19721589
Why would you ever date someone who doesn't always wear makeup

Literally not gonna make it

Smh anon

>>19721508
I think so but I didn't bet any money as in puts or inverse ETFs. I'm 100% cash.

Dow 25,000 is impenetrable, so it will either sit just above that until open or crab up once bears realize there is too much resistance. I'm betting we get a gradual crab up beginning at around 2am EST and open on par or even green.

>>19720896
Well, let's see what happens with this triangle formation.

>>19721582
You think?

>>19721589
She's not bad without makeup but that is because of the work they've all already had done.

>>19721623
thats a sperm formation

>>19721619
Same except bought one tvix share Friday night just for fun

>>19721586
truckers literally cant negotiate with the help of organized crime. its a low-skill job. you can train a new trucker in seven weeks. and there's a massive pool of unemployed people right now, who will be fighting for these jobs.
i don't see the truckers winning this fight. they haven't been able to win ANYTHING since the feds cracked down on the mafia presence in the Teamsters union

>Blood Red!, the bear exclaims for the third month in a row

>>19721623
>>19721636
Bollinger bands never lie. That's a sperm.

>>19721584
it is forbidden arcane knowledge, only the most esoterically inclined middle aged women could possibly hope to understand it.

>>19721646
I want a qt yellow girl, bros.

>>19721621
Did you see how much every index fought being negative, was almost sad it just kept crabbing down

>>19721646
Based long trade horizon bulls

Sell before Wednesday.
Take profits Monday Tuesday.
Bright red earlier.

>>19721621
but what if the thing that you thought was impenetrable gets penetrated

>>19721608
these brands are so cringe

Covid fear movement. Nasdaq relative winner. Kek. People still trading anti reopen for like 6th day

>>19721614
Why would you not? Your retarded.

>>19721682
It was PINK earlier this afternoon!

>>19721687
>people

>>19721101
I'm in the exact same boat. I feel like such a fucking retard.

>>19721315
STAAAHP
YOURE GETTING TOO COCKY
NYABROS!!

>>19721561
Trimmed Thursday and bought long vix and short dow exposure
;_;

>>19721657
No you don’t.

>>19721646
based, "blood red" has become the "whose streets our streets" of /smg/

>futures
heh...yeah it's red. doesn't matter. it can easily get pumped to green. have you all forgotten about "money printer go brrr"? the meme is stale, yes, but the practice is not.

>>19721705
damn warren buffet must be pretty salty to run all those machines to keep the market down

>>19721468
I was hoping for a Monday pump so I could buy more puts

Sold some $100k worth ten minutes before Friday close and regretted it

I'm new here, can /smg/ help me fill up my pinkjak folder in preparation for what's coming?

>>19721361
Ass injections

>>19721101
Falling knives is how I caught CCL at $8.

>>19721705
Point is the info to glean from.futures is relative.performance. Indicates anti reopen sentiment.

>>19721667
>REMEMBER FOLKS - IT'S TIME IN THE MARKET, NOT TIMING THE MARKET!

>>19721561
i bought the top with 50% of my net worth.

>>19721736
Ive made.money swing trading so far. Now is the time.for.comfy 3+ month time horizons

TOPS will moon soon
Wait for 0.55

>>19721563
why VOO instead of VOOV or VOOG ?

>>19721716

Printer printed, and stocks were pumped. Now the printer is off.

>>19721240
What if we get an emergency fed meeting next week

>>19721561
2k in puts too.

>>19721749
what the fuck is this haiku shit. printer isn't off, did you not witness the fake faggotry on Friday? sudden pump at open, they let it dip twice then pump into green. completely same chart pattern across the major fatass stocks.

>>19721716
YOU ARE GAY

>>19721744
>.15

lol

>>19721682
What happens Wednesday?

>another red day would push Zoom into 230+

>>19721682
Will do. It's all feeling right, leading up to this summer solstice. T

yeah, im thinking we are back bear gang chads

>>19721768
Jerome Powell talks Wednesday,
NY numbers Monday night.
>>19720555

>>19721682
it's not even loading anymore for me

hand over your gains

>>19721419
There are FANG+ indexes that keep only the big boys.

>>19721788
thats right
bow down bullfags

>>19721791
Thx

Some of you are alright. Don't "buy the dip" tomorrow, or you will lose a lot of money.

>>19720941
You’re fooling no one, bull.

>>19721764
on the bear side i'm just tired of this fake&gay market pumping to green when it should be BLOOD RED.

media is trying to hype news of trump's weak health.

>>19721361
Built for bbc (big bull cock)

>>19721743
>3+ mo
>Long
True boomerfolio is 5+ year HODLs. Speaking for myself, I haven't sold anything, just bought more at what I thought were opportune times. Still got fucked by last week's pump though, I thought it was the algos/hedges/momentum funds deciding it was time to "risk on" and FOMO'd in ahead of my planned DCA timing.

>>19721799
Ok, I got greedy and I didn't take profit. You can have them. I will do better next time.

>>19721763

What I'm saying is that the vast majority of the fed printing is over, same with the stimulus. Maybe there is still some money printing but its far less than there was in april. Buying pressure is killed now.

We also see a lot of people who bought the "recovery" were leveraged and lost a shit ton, either get liquidated or they are holding leveraged ETFs which will sell to rebalance. Bullish calls are expiring so MMs are selling collateral. That's why we are seeing this brutal rug pull.

>>19721788
If Dow doesn't convincingly break 25k it's not a win for bears. The longer it sits at this level the better support established for the next run. If it's at 25k at open and can't break, look for shorts to get covered and a possible bear trap. Too early to say for sure but anyone with long puts isn't out of the woods just because of a futures gap down. I'd be very concerned if I had major puts right now.

>>19721728
>>19721361
Like yo give her an ass injection, you know? With my peepee.
>>19721764
Holding gay bear shit right now making me feel like an absolute homo. I hate bears.

woah bearbros just manifested themselves on the stream im watching

>>19721823
>I want everyone to be poor, stupid, and broken like me

>>19721766
Give it time, anon. Buy Low sell high

>>19721791
Again!? Last time he talked stuff dropped when he kept going on and on about blm.

uhh bros what stock to buy

Am I retarded for buying mid July puts for CHK? They're pretty much guaranteed to go bankrupt soon but I don't see anyone talking about doing this. The recent pump was extremely telling. I told myself I'd quit gambling with options but it seems so obvious. Talk me out of it before I spend my money bros...

>>19721883
you remind me of people who invest in GE who’s low is 11 and high is 14. What’s the point. You’re stressing yourself for peanuts.

>>19721885
It's because he said he wasn't going to help the economy and instead was going to use the fed power to help basketball americans murder more people.

No mumu milkies for me today
;_;
Unless the market decides the good news for MRK/LLY/JNJ is worth buying.

>>19721843
Ah shit... should i take profits premarket you think if it isn’t broken by then? And let’s be real, it won’t be. This is not a limit down scenario.

>>19721890
BoA and Shell gang

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19721768
Jerome Powell is doing a press conference.

SPY EOW prediction? Should I hold my SPY 295 puts 6/22?

only 1.3% down, this is a buy signal for gigachads

>>19721920
That little fuckwit best get back to policy and numbers only and fuck off with the cultural op Ed’s. Maybe if they had science backing instead of muh feels.

welp oils down tremendously im fucked

>>19721898

I haven't checked, but I'd imagine IV would be high. Its just too obvious. Like shorting TSLA.

>>19721915
Why those?

>>19721924
Seems about right

>>19721865
buy the dip tomorrow like a good cuckboi

>>19721903
I would at least take partial profits premarket and see what the market does by 10am EST to reevaluate what to do next.

Alright, getting in on TQQQ puts, UVXY calls, and SPY puts on Monday about an hour and a half after open. I'll save some powder for averaging around.

>>19721924
SPY will hit 290 at least, and 280 at worst case.

>>19721937
It'll recover. Just buy the dip.

>>19721061
> Covid is starting to look like a thing of the past
Imagine making investment decisions having bought into this “analysis” by retarded twenty somethings and chink propagandists without a single numerical fact to support you.

Friendly reminder, this pattern is called "Take the profit you fucking idiot"

>>19721937
dip out for a half month and switch over to XOP and GUSH.

fill in the rest of this chart

>>19721986
Hey be nice. We don't tolerate rude manners here

Who else /avoided all the big drops this year and did not lose a single cent to the sniffs sniffs/ here?

>>19721984
>Buying the dip in oil
I mean if he has Exxon then sure, but USO dips and never recovers
>>19721997
>-60% in one week
>Any kind of lesson to be learned
Its like watching a ramshackle Lada with wings glued to it fly against a mountain and talk about the importance of communication with flight control.

>>19722004
copy that pattern and repeat it over and over until close

>>19722004

>>19722025
Why would you buy USO over a blue-chip company?

>>19722025
>Who else /avoided all the big drops this year and did not lose a single cent to the sniffs sniffs/ here?
present

>>19722004

>>19722025
>Who else /avoided all the big drops this year and did not lose a single cent to the sniffs sniffs/ here?
I got so close to managing that. Did not lose from chinaman snuffles on equities. However, I had to try to long oil right before the ruskies and the arabs had differences over supply cuts late March/early April. Made it all back on rebound though. Now shorting and hoping there is some momentum to this sell off rather than brief dip and bounce.

new
>>19722059
>>19722059
>>19722059
>>19722059

>the absolute state of the futures market

it bounced off this point almost instantly before. Now it gapped down and is staying down.

>>19721997
I know that pain. I had 17k at my peak. I have 9 spy puts 295 6/22 that will hopefully bring me back to green and I would Learn my lesson about taking profit. Went from an all time of +320% to being down -17%

>>19720952
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube+front+fell+off&docid=608046130555390797&mid=3FFC7960C09AE89CDD2D3FFC7960C09AE89CDD2D&view=detail&FORM=VIRE

>>19721188
>BUT A FEW FUCKING SNIFFLES START A SELL OFF WHEN IT IS CONFIRMED WE WON'T SHUTDOWN AGAIN
I’ll tell you something I observed in the March crash & rally: the times the line went up by some 10% were Trump listed actual things they were going to do in response to covid. Talk of lockdowns made the line go up, not down.
That is because unlike a bunch of dumb jocks you see on this board, the smart money knows that covid is no hoax, and has the potential to really do a number on society. Lockdowns are a lot better than what we are about to see without them, unfortunately as cases go up again and trump doubles down on no new lockdowns, that’s essentially him admitting America is too broke to be able to afford lockdowns, the better option, and will have to go for “taking it on the chin/herd immunity”, the suggestion that nearly unseated Boris. No lockdowns, frens, is not bullish, it’s dizzyingly bearish. You have been warned.

>>19722179
Shut the fuck up nigger. Im so sick of u virus hoaxers. Thank GOD i got a thicc job a month ago and can dump ALL my cash loads into the market for more cheapies. Im going to retire off this next dip mark it niggers

>>19722179
I agree with your post, but being the contrarian I am I have to say that COVID will be good ultimately. We need depopulation.

Yo someone make a new fuckin thread this shit STALEEEE

>>19722141
how'd you run yourself up?

>>19721608

Jesus it's so pathetic how we're caving into the demands of an irrational and emotionally driven mob. I think this nation is done senpai china has won.