/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19719706
10 MINUTES FOR FUTURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>10 min

>>19719715
Bring it on. I am ready for both possibilities.

>>19719706
>https://animesucks.gov/
Aight, im gonna shit this thread up with transparent pngs

in bed (yuro) waiting for futures

pretty comfy bros

Green or red?

>tfw no economic collapse can affect you because you have 100k in boomer rocks

>>19719730
desu me too
I got buys on TVIX but I'm long 3x that amount on OXY, if SPX pumps I will make money back easy peasy
low key hoping for a big dump to print my TVIX though

>>19719749
Light red / green, not above -/+0,5%

>futures open
>0.1% up or down
>boring crab until tomorrow
You know this is what will happen

I’m financially ruined if markets are green tomorrow

I will unironically kill myself tomorrow if green

DO I NUT BEFORE OR AFTER OPENING?

>>19719766
Watch it be a rocket mission one way or the other.

Yuro here,
I profit in both cases

>>19719777
Yes

>>19719777
You should never stop nutting

>5 min till futures

since we're talking about coronachan again:

wtf are we supposed to do, then? just lockdown for a year or two and hope we come up with something medically for it? let the economy collapse because no one is working? just feels like a depressing "damned if you do, damned if you don't" scenario that will likely lead to everyone going back to work and if you die you die i guess, everyone just has to get it and develop herd immunity and hope you survive it?

im sick of everyone complaining, i want actual solutions here, "we're all fucked lmao" doesn't help at all. i just want to be safe.

Bumping for the anon who knows that 10% profit, no matter the value of the stock, is a profit. And it will add up. Like saving $5 a day. Seems like chump change. That’s $1825 a year. Lots of anons can afford a $3-$5 cup of coffee a year. Now how many can afford $1825 right now.

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>>19719749
Big green. 2-3% up easily.

>>19719581
I thought I'd counter you looking at their historical payout ratios, but it looks like they've always paid higher, typically. The thing is though, they've been doing it for 13 years. I don't see how they are doing it.

>>19719770
o-hohhh... ohh... I'm g-gonna...

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>>19719798
We should accept that life must go back to normal and just isolate the boomers/weaklings. Who dies... dies.

But this will never happen because nobody wants to commit political suicide by killing grandma.

it'll be up
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>>19719802

>>19719832

this

>>19719798
I’m the anon that said I’m prepared to quit from last thread. From my own perspective, I have about $10k in savings and I’m ok with going a month or two to see what the fuck happens. My job doesn’t give a shit about me. So I don’t look forward to initially receiving limited hours and such just for $16 an hour.

This pic is from months ago, this is my bus stop to go home. One delayed bus, it all gets fucked up. It is literally impossible for “6 feet” of safety to occur when everyone is tired and trying to rush home. I feel safer walking towards my local supermarket and standing behind the glass for 8 hours.

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MINUUUUUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BIG DICK BVLLS CVCKOLD BEARS

Has anyone on Ameritrade ever actually bought the shares from a call? I bought a call that is slightly in the money and the more I think on it the more I actually want to hold the underylying.
I transferred from Schwab to Ameritrade a while ago and this is actually the first time this has come up. Their documentation mostly related to buying or selling the contracts and not exercising them.

>1 MINUTE TILL FUTURES
1 MINUTES TILL FUTURES
>1 MINUTES TILL FUTURES
1 MINUTES TILL FUTURES

>>19719798
I've been trying to figure something out too, I really can't think of anything other than "well shit, it's just going to be this way for at least a year isn't it?". My line of work [music industry] isn't coming back for a long time and even if they try I'm not really interested, even though I have no other career prospects. I'm saving all my unemployment money but if they cut it off I'm just going to be living off my savings, which I can't do forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ggqu9cqZOo

>beans

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

BLOOD RED

>>19719798
Old fuckers need to stay at home. If people die too bad, we are committing economic suicide by staying shut down.

WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19719860
DOWN

AAAAAAAAAA

BLOOD RED FUTURES

Let the bloodbath begin

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIETTT

I’m financially ruined

>red futures

yeah pretty much guarantees we are green tomorrow

JEROME YOU HAVE FUCKED - EVERYTHING - UP YOU BOOMER FUCK

>>19719706
corona was a nothing burger, and you let the jews fuck you six ways to sunday over the sniffles hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

>>19719798
Mandate masks, minimize large gatherings, etc. Stop politicizing basic prevention strategies. Handle this how japan, korea, and taiwan did.

OHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD IS THIS REAL

>>19717553
>There's going to be a giant green dildo in futures in a couple hours.

>>19717713
>Get ready for your green dildo retard.

HOW YOU DOIN MUMU???????????????????

BRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr

>he bought the dip
Lmao

>>19719899
They gapped down to a green candle. We won't really know until about 3 am EST which way this is headed.

>>19719911
they're already pomping it !!!!

Chill biznitches, give it time. S&p up 15 points in 3 minutes, at this rate it will be 10,000 by open

SIKE I GOT 10 SPY PUTS 295 6/22

I’M GONNA MAKE IT. MY PUTS WILL PRINT

>>19719798
Just keep social distancing and masks and everyone goes back to work.

OOOOOOO CRASH EEET
TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN
AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN

Those futures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>19719911

Who else sold fucking everything on Friday? Feeling pretty comfy

>>19719910
My state still has mandated masks, but no one enforcing it. Most small businesses are operating behind closed doors (gate the door, slide in customers through side) It’s like J walking or speeding. You can enforce a handful, but everyone speeds.

>>19719956
meee

WHAT THE FUCK
I PUT STOP LOSS AT 10 DOLLARS IN MY VIX PUT BUT THE CANDLE TELLEPORTED UP AND STOP LOSS ACTIVATED AT -80$

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS IS NOW A BOBO THREAD

Was expecting limit down. WTF. I'm all in SH.

OIL DUMPING
https://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil

fuck the faggot who called me a faggot in last thread re: CEPQ.

say something nice about him

SHORT EVERYTHING

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19719970
it's called "gapping", anon. it happens when you hold over the weekend

>>19719911
STILL GOING DOWN

SMALLCAPS -2%

>>19719990
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ahhhhhhhhh. wait its only 1%.. ok im off to sleep night

FUCK MY LOCKHEED MARTIN STOCKS

I HATE YOU AMERICUNTS

threads are always so much more entertaining on red days. you can't deny it, just enjoy it.

Hey bobo bear fags, did you see that there were 13% MORE mortgage applications last week than the year before? Still going to talk shit about REITs?

>>19719996
ONLY THING GAPING IS A HOLE IN MY PORTFOLIO
IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

here's the headline that made futures open red
not a problem since PPT, newchin and jpow will pump green by market open. fake & gay market. i'm cashing out after my friday positions are profitable.

it's only red right now, in a few minutes it will go green again, trust me I work in a big glass building and own 2 and a half suits

Wew lad! Looks like i had a nice short entry on Friday.

>>19719706
>tfw more excited when my stocks are dumping compared to crabbing.
w-what is this feel?

>>19719992
how do I get a body like that?

oh shiet it's back down

>>19720019
maybe next time you'll learn risk management and day trade instead of holding over the weekend kek

based second wave doomer buffet was right

>>19719706
>already -1,5
The streets will run red with beer blood tomorrow.

>>19720027
It's also the fact that Kudlow went on air and unequivocally said that there will be no extension to the advanced UI benefit stimulus

NEETs are going to have to find jobs at Amazon warehouses, Walmart, or Doordash

>>19720027
This same article was posted on bnnbloomberg Friday afternoon.

>>19719706
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU NIGGERS

>>19720027
Dont tell him

OHHHHHHHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Monday fun day.

>>19720031
You are addicted to losing, welcome to the club buddy

>>19720050
2nd wave corona and 2nd wave of riots putting a huge damper on the economy moving forward. the past 2 week rally was based on REOPENING enthusiasm. now that's out the window with riots and potential memeflu return.

>>19720027
>here's the headline that made futures open red
Oh wow so it was that specific headline? All the traders read that headline and reacted the same way and there's no other reason why they might be selling other than the headline? That's really cool

>>19720055
bull*

NOT LOOKING GOOD LMAO

>>19719960
We could start with basic things like leaders wearing them. Democats support it because it reduces deaths and republicans would get to reopen the things safely. Instead we'll get lots of deaths and a heavily impacted economy because a large portion of the population will be scared to go out.

HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS

>>19720086
>massive gap down
Sweet.

>>19720031
it's like how I felt when I got evicted
at least something is happening in life
every debilitating misfortune is just an opportunity waiting to be viewed from a new perspective

I'm guessing if we don't open green, we'll turn green mid day tomorrow and rest of week will finish out green and end up over $310. Bunch of bullshit.

I WISH I BOUGHT MORE PUTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19720090
>Democats support it
They also support niggers flooding the streets spreading it further, whatever makes trump look bad, they support.

BLOOD GREEN

>>19719706
WHO ELSE JERKS IT TO ANAL PROLAPSE PORN 10 TIMES A DAY

MY TVIX IS GONNA BE BLOODY GREEN COME TOMORROW

>>19720121
it'll need some positive news to do that on a vaccine or something

Wait I just had a revelation, what if buffett was right and reddit was wrong?

>>19720136
https://youtu.be/YWhQb9C4R-M

Fuck!, down 390. I wish I didn't spend half my life savings on Tesla Friday afternoon. I thought I bought the dip:(

G-guys? Is Judgement Day upon us again?

>>19719706
I can make money off of the fact that the economy is dying. Why do people hate capitalism again?

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?
ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR?
LIKE YOU NEVER, NEVER STOPPED

>>19720138
>Accidentally bought vxx instead of vix
Enjoy your moon mission guys I'll be in low earth orbit

IT'S PUMPINGGGGG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

Guess more cheapies for the cashies.

>>19720132
Democrats aren't saints in this either. This is about how the US as soon as one party takes a stance the other immediately takes the opposite just to spite each other.

Made my first futures trade today, say something nice about me

DOOOMPIN'

fucking hell, i might aswell put a down payment on cheap ass land and start planting olive trees now in southern alabama. this market just aint for me boy

>>19720197
He cute!

Already recovering a bit.

>reading the intelligent investor
>buffett literally calls out a yahoo shitpost from "goldfingers69" in the book's annotations
amazing. we can all hope to one day be goldfingers69.

>>19720160
They try to buy at the very dip, get angry when they don’t, hold way too long, panic sell, and curse themselves. Profit is profit. I’ll gladly buy a stock for $50. Sell for $55. See it soar to $60 but o well. Watch it dip to $45. Buy. And sell for $50.
Meanwhile these assholes buy at $50 and sell at $45.

>>19720203
>planting olive trees now in southern alabama

sounds comfy desu

/cash gang/ report in.

>>19720152
You picked the most overvalued stock in history lol
At least if amazon dumps to 1k it will recover rather faster than anything else

Fuck the bulls.

>>19720086
Watch it recover before premarket opens.

WHY ARE WE RED
ON WHAT BASIS
WHAT THE FUCK

>>19720179
How did you fuck up that badly?

>>19720244
On the basis of going up 50% in less than 3 months you greedy pig.

Take profits.

>>19720244
there is a global viral pandemic

>>19720228
watch it dip to $15 and recover to $60 in 10 years, playing the "long" game huh?

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI

>>19720263
This

Bulls never learn

>>19720265
Shut up. I'm 100% in cash but don't be ridiculous.

>>19720234
I guess I'll be hitting the ol' bottle tonight

>>19720265
>muh virus
>same democrats who shut down economy are now allowed to protest and burn businesses

fake news. If you think anyone will comply with stay at home now you’re literally dumber than a nigger

>>19720244
Britain had a huge drop in GDP or something (largest monthly on record) on Friday.

Also the federal reserve is outright saying it's going to be years before we restore ourselves to pre-covid levels of GDP and employment.

Couple these bad forecasts with an overvalued market and you can see the problem.

>>19720265
ITS A FUCKING NOTHINBURGER MEME VIRUS
FUCK

Smallcaps dumping much harder than the rest is a bad sign. This is what we saw in March.

FUTURES BLOOD RED

I REPEAT

FUTURES BLOOD RED

>>19720244
Stonks only go down.

>>19720290
>bond yields are 0.001%
>stocks are going to crash
>inflation will skyrocket making bonds and cash even worse
oh god help

>>19720263
This. I went 100% cash over last week. Seeing my Canadian bank stocks go up so much spooked me last weekend. They were the first to be dumped on Monday morning.

>>19720297
thats what the market priced in but it turned out wrong

CHECK OUT THE GCP DOT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://gcpdot.com/

witness....

MY BOBO

DAAAAAAAANCE

>>19719706
Well I did it. I bet against America and won

>>19720290
Fed says recovery by end of the year with all jobs regained in less than 2, glownigger

>>19720298
That's because Russell small cap index is a much better indicator for the underlying economy itself.

The S&P/Nasdaq/Dow are just rigged by a small handful of names that dumbfucks FOMO into

>>19720224
Thank u

Trump needs to deploy the plunge protection team by open.

>bro it’s just more testing lol

>>19720333

Enjoy the bags.

>>19720298
Yeah, smallcaps tend to lead the way.

Oh gosh its red

Clown market!

Actually as reasonable as 1% up. Q3 is when metal hits road.

WHAT THE FUCK ITS GOING UP

King Bobo is almost awake. To awaken him, post a picture of a Bobo and write

AWAKEN MY MASTER

Nasdaq already recovering, 100% will end green tomorrow, nobody can resist buying big tech dips

>>19720253
I woke up at 6:30 to trade and was really tired. Could have been good if it went the other way since I'd loose less money but I'll still make money tommorow so whatever.

>>19720160
TVIX, SDOW, UVXY,

>>19720338
Ppt sold on thursday imo they popped the bubble

>>19720033
Which animu?

>>19720318
fugg, i'm a dot believer and this worries me

this is a huge bear trap. guys going to get burned so fckn bad tomorrow

Cheapies v. 2.0?

>>19720225
>already recovering a bit
oh heavens to betsy that's just swell! here I was thinking we'd have a huge red day but nope! too bad there won't be another dip for me to buy =[

>>19720369
What is the dot? I don;t understand the site

>>19720367
Girls und Panzers

>>19720290
My theory:

>COVID
Stonks don't care.
>GDP
Stonks don't care.
>Unemployment
Stonks don't care.

What makes stonks go down is if there is somewhere else to put money besides stonks. Treasury yields increasing -> face-melting triple circuit breaker.

>>19720235
don't worry about that, they're doing a good job of fucking themselves lol

>>19720389
Electronic schizophrenia.

>>19720376
hopefully, a v-shape recovery doesnt make sense
but this also the same market with HTZ in it

its going to crab up slowly until open and then crab all week

>>19720340
Who gives a fuck about a fake virus if niggers are allowed to riot and loot anyways?

>>19720333
>That's because Russell small cap index is a much better indicator for the underlying economy itself.
no, it's because small caps lead the way in the early parts of an exapansion.

And that chart is nonsense.
> Visa is 410 billion, and Facebook is 650 billion. How does visa only rank as one of those tiny slices on the left side?
>410 isn’t even half the size of 650? I don’t think so Tim.

>>19720318
IT'S FUCKING PINK

>>19720376
>1918

>>19720376
You are forgetting the fact the FED did not exit, the economy wasn't levered up on debt(they actually SAVED), and had a currency backed by gold.

>>19720197
What rituals did you have to go through to be accepted into the big nose tribe and get that privileged to trade futures?

>>19720354
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>>19720269
>thread theme
Incorrect
This is the thread theme now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfn9NMCSU9k

i've reached an academic conclusion that bobos are just zerohedge doom porners with no life and no aspirations other than chaos. like gambling junkies, it's not about the rush of winning, but the rush of losing. the markets should always go up.

>>19720389
Random computer generators.
Random isn’t so random in reality.
It’s a meme but has to do with possible hive mind.

>>19720341
Doesn’t this just mean that world growth has stagnated because of FAANG and China swallowing all the gains and creating vertical monopolies that prevent competition overseas?

>>19720352
That's what she said

>>19720389
peoples conscious energy affects things, if it does it strongly enough then it shows in the dot as various random number generators situated around the world start to act in sync

>>19720434
Are you saying bobos here never shorted anything in their lives because they lack the balls?

>>19720315
Everyone dying is good for the unemployment rate. Thanos was right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consequences_of_the_Black_Death#Social,_environmental,_and_economic_effects

>>19720460
shut up you fucking retarded faggot

>>19720468
rude

>>19720463
it takes balls to ask a girl out, it takes balls to throw a cinder block off a highway overpass. which do you think bobos would prefer?

>>19720463
A solid assesment.
Only bulls have balls.

>>19720464
>millions of Europeans die
>jews make the aftermath half about themselves

Gradually I began to hate them

>>19720482
sorry =[

Already filling the gap.

We’ll be green by morning, book it.

>>19720463
I'll see you Monday mumu. I'm bullish on the american people, just not the FED.

>>19720422
It was a bit of a pain in the ass desu
but basically:
>sign up for tdameritrade
>put >2500 in account
>sign up for a margin account
>enter employment info/net worth etc.
>sign up for standard options
>wait a while
>sign up for margin options
>wait a while
>sign up for futures

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN STOCKARINOS

Anyone expecting GNUS to go to the moon tomorrow or am I delusional? Be honest

>>19719851
Do you really gotta go by bus? I've quit that life quite some time ago.

I go on my motorcycle everywhere. It's raining? Fuck it, it beats the pleb life.

i don't see the problem

>>19720402
Why does this feel like the inevitable outcome

>>19720318
Pink for wojak??? Wtf is this.

>>19720515
ooh nice dude
>>19720514
we'll see =DD

>>19720460
How do we know if a variance in randomness is good or bad?

>>19720285
>tfw i was staying at home BEFORE it was cool...

introvertbros ww@? :^(

>>19720226
Ah, but did goldfingers69 hodl that position? I had a great entry on SHOP back in 2017 but I didn't hold that one the whole way. Bailed in 2018 and missed most of the 2019 move because I was busy with other trades and it seemed overvalued at the time (as it proceeds to 2x+ before hitting any resistance...).

>>19719798
If they try to shut anything down again I guarantee that politicians will start getting shot

Why are we melting up? fuck ppt

>>19720389
Peer reviewed, repeatable experimentation has shown that human (and animal) consciousness can produce statistical deviation in random events. That is to say, the mind has been proven to influence reality. The random events (coin flips, computer random bit generators) are useful for experimentation because they can be modeled statistically, but the take-away is that our minds impact what happens in "non-random" events (all events are actually probability based rather than deterministic, but macro scale events like dropping a ball have very well defined probabilities that make it monstrously unlikely that something unexpected will occur rather than "gravity causes the ball to fall").

The GCP is built from a side-application of this research. When you take a random event generator (stream of 1s and 0s that statistically clusters at 50% probability) and watch its output during certain times when lots of people are focused on the same event, the data actually starts to become non-random. The GCP is a network of REGs that are sampled for deviation from random behavior across the entire network in order to detect coherence of mass attention. Essentially, it can detect if people are paying attention to the same thing in large numbers because the devices start to produce data that is statistically highly likely to be non-random.

RIP my RDSB calls. Should have sold friday

>>19720520
GNUS to the moon, $7.00 EoY, think positive vibes only

>>19720550
i very seriously doubt that. Modern history shows us that the American people are completely pacified.

>>19720530
I work in Manhattan. Pic related is port authority, on your average rush hour. Bridge toll is $16 to enter manhatttan, not including gas and parking in Manhattan. Bus is $200 a month for me, varies by location.

That’s why, for me personally, I can’t afford to go. Rather take a temporary hit and work at dominos or someshit who are hiring like crazy.

>>19720318
PINK IS NOT EVEN ON THE SCALE WHAT THE HELL OH GOD

>>19720318
No no, its more of a lightish red.

>>19720562
I wouldn’t be the politician making that bet.

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>>19720033
YOU'RE BEING TOO SMUG
YOU FUCKED IT UP
THE SELLING PRESSURE IS GOING TO WASH OUT OVERNIGHT FOR THE PPT TO RAM GREEN DICKS THROUGH THE MARKET!!!

>>19720132
>>19720194
>Democrats aren't saints in this either. This is about how the US as soon as one party takes a stance the other immediately takes the opposite just to spite each other.
That's because they're THE SAME PARTY and they keep anything that helps the people at a standstill with this shit. They have the excuse of "the other guys didn't let us" or "but they did THAT" to keep us blind that they're accomplishing everything they want to accomplish.

Bailing out the hedgefunds and shit that they don't want us to know about through the PPP... The massive wealth transfer to the rich through non-cash assets... That is them giving to themselves and their friends/donors.

There are no "democrats"
There are no "republicans"
They're having a party on our dime, and we're not invited.
Trump is not your hero, nor is he any more of a villain than the rest of them.

>>19720010
What's wrong with LMT?
I was looking to buy more on Friday, were you thinking about selling? How many days/weeks/months do you think it will take for the stock LMT to recover from the damage that selling the indices will do?

>>19720555
bullshit but nice digits anyway

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRUMP I HOPE YOU SIGNED HIS BDAY CARD.

>>19720563
I bought it at 7.39

>>19720354
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>>19720588
Only if he fires powell

Who TOPS here?
About to cash in on the upcoming moon

>>19720520
Lmao 75% GNUS right now and bought in at $4.14. It better go up

Timeline ideas for oil going to the moon?

>>19720515
It will be green by the time you dump those and I'm going to laugh my ass off.

>>19720624
2 years

>>19720588
>and when you sign your name you can even leave him a personal note to read

lmao no fucking way he reads that shit. also lmao even if he doesn't, how many people are using this to call him a fat manbaby hitler whateverthefucktheycallhim?

who /bagholding IVR/ here?

Come over to OPES, the waters warm and we should have a binding deal in the next 2 weeks.

Panicsellers are out
We moon til wednesday now

>>19720354
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>>19720631
They are JAN puts so I still have alot of time.

>>19719868
Based. I just picked a bunch of my beanybois. Yours look hella small tho mine are at least 7 inches each.

>>19720624
2-3 months max, there will be an overcorrection too

t. knower

>>19720354
Future's down, holding a shitton of TVIX. AWAKEN MY MASTER.

>>19720583
The underlying research is peer reviewed, published, and repeatable by anyone. Look into the work of the Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research Lab, started by the dean of engineering at Princeton because one of his grad students got statistically significant results with a "mind influence over RNG" experiment. I suggest the book "The Selection Effect" by Herb Mertz for an overview of the PEAR lab's efforts, or any of the books by Dean Radin which focus on this field of study.

You can call it bullshit, but the data doesn't lie. Anyone can confirm this for himself with a bit of effort. Raspberry pi mini-computers with built-in hardware random event generators are like $40 and all the programming information necessary to construct simple programs to test these effects can be found online. I've done it myself, shit is mindblowing to actually see in front of your face from your own work.

>>19720638
me, but only in my paper trading account. think it's ever going up again or naw? also this was a good reminder why i don't involve myself with penny shit that gets memed here with real money.

>>19720637
Probably a moderator, the Trump campaign is big, very big wonderful campaign

>>19720578

>>19720354
WAKE UP LIL FELLA

this is it? this is what you were all sperging on about since friday like fucking mongoloids, a measly fucking -1%?

>>19720647
I’m thinking similar things. Monday pump, and dump early hold back.
Wait for Jerome to talk Wednesday.
Maybe that’s why the dot is red now.
Hivemind.

>>19720665
when did you buy tvix? its probably going to hit 300

>>19720290
you'd have to be retarded to give monthly GDP any weight after they revise yearly

>>19720354
Robert! Wake up. It's time for breakfast. I expect my shorties to profit and then I want cheapies to long.

>>19720668
this is the book I bought when I looked up more about the dot - not got around to reading it yet though

>>19720668
I'm not even going to bother. You're a complete idiot.

>>19720564
Damn, that's tough brother. Those prices are insane for my shithole country. I work in Lisbon, Portugal, toll is like 0.95 euro for motorcycle and parking is free almost everywhere.

Minimum wage is around 600euros (to give some perspective)

What happens on Monday, bullish institutions will battle bearish institutions, I bet blood red in the morning and slightly red to flat by the end.

>>19720704
America fell for the nickel and dime jew, it’s why we even have tipping

>>19720700
i'll save you some trouble - it's complete bullshit.

>VIX dropping
>Indexes rising
WHAT THE FUCK BOBOS YOU SAID IT WAS GOING TO CRASH AHHHHH

>>19720672
This is painfully accurate but will be dismissed as “dude edgy” or “centrism lmao”. Or, “muh Ron Paul 2020”

As if the bankruptcy buying robinhood traders weren't signalling the toppest of all signals of being the top.

its crabbing up

>>19720720
Posts like this signify it’s the bottom, though

Post interesting tickers

RRR is one of mine. Have no position in it right now but its a fun trade. Its vegas locals casinos all off strip.

anyone know some interesting small cap tech?

>>19719851
non of those low IQs wear masks... the absolute state of low IQs.

>>19720691
based cunnyposter with the reads

FCEL mooning tomorrow cap this boys. 3.50 by eod

>>19720720
It doesnt. Stupid shit like that happens all the time.

Enron
Madoff
Pets.com
GE
The market is chaotic and always was.

>>19720732
Fuck off there’s a scrotum in that picture
You’re wearing my patience thin, transsexual onahole slampig.

What's the first thing I should buy?

psst hey kids, look at this bizarre US treasuries "smuggling" case from switzerland 2009

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiasso_financial_smuggling_case

let perps go, swept under rug

>>19719706
Trader brah about to brah brah on some cunny.

>>19720701
You're not even going to bother because you are a troglodyte who refuses to consider possibilities that you've been taught are impossible. You refuse to contend with data that can upset your worldview. You refuse to personally investigate what is real. You have nothing of value to contribute and so you must project your own idiocy onto others when they do not conform to your limited understanding of the world.

>>19720732
What an ugly as fuck kike bitch id bash her fucking skull in like a watermelon. Stupid fucking fat cunt slut

>>19720729
Nah m8 this was months ago. But this is an average commute for me going home. A lot of times I “work” an extra hour or so, just to be guaranteed a bus seat since less people travel.

But if this is was my work life will be after going back to work, I’m out. I can’t imagine many of these assholes will be wearing masks.

>>19720758
OHHH GOOODDD! THATS A BALLSACK!!!! FUCK U TRANNIES FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK UUUUUUU

I can draw line too.

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>>19720726
>signify it’s the bottom
robinhood trader having trouble looking at the chart and telling if we're at a peak or at a valley.

Jew news media going to be playing corona virus surges all week and blaming Trump even though it's probably due to the riots. Market hasn't priced in Biden winning and raising taxes.

>>19720732
I started to see more patterns on Friday and I feel like my brain is thinking new level. The last time I felt like this was when I got into MPI mindset.

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUM-BL-ING DOWN

>>19720732
Does pussy really look like this?

>he fell for friday's bulltrap

>>19720758
So has spoken the incel and thus, revealed its hideous self to the world. KYS faggot.

>>19720754
...is that you
Why is he memeing fucking verastem. That was like a year ago meme. LPTX is probably the meme to watch for future potential.

Also very interested in TGTX meme potential.

>>19720758
Mexican transwomen arent women you fucking homo.

STAY GONE
fucking fcel incel is back

>>19719706
Oh my god....wtf is wrong with the futures - please don't tell me airlines will suffer as badly as thursday or otherwhise i am liquidated big times...dear god...HELP

>>19719706
these stock market are from europe right?

>futures extremely red
>im long vol via VIX ETNs
>holding a gold ETF
Why do I always win, bros?

>>19720694
180. Bought it on Friday just in case the market goes south.

WHAT THE FUCK MAN THIS SHIT'S GOING GREEN

>>19720806
>-0.8% extremely red

>>19720812
nothingburger

>>19720665
You realize TVIX doesn't go up just because the market is bearish? I can't tell who's trolling and who's actually retarded.

>>19720788
Checked and certificatedly based

The Nasdaq is so resilient. I love it.

>>19720757
ok retard

FUTURES BLOOD RED

>>19720806
you've ruined everything.
now my UVXY and SDOW are going to lose me thousands.

>>19720847
in theory, yes. In practicality, Vix is almost entirely correlated with bearish conditions, and everytime I've seen the futures up while vix is also up, it's mean a bad bobo day.

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>>19720801
No, I just like posting the brah. Don't sleep on VSTM either way, I'm looking to put 100k+ on VSTM if NVAX goes to 130.

>>19719636
>who was actually smart
thanks, I like to think I'm a midwit here. International trade and accounts are really a weak spot of mine, but overall I think you're absolutely right. I also think that the rate at which the US is expanding vs the rest of the world is severely underappreciated. I'm starting to peer into how commodities, raws, and basic materials will fare through all of this, but as much as the good itself might appreciate, the shifts in demand might not actually do the miners/refiners/etc. as much as a service as some may think. That kfaggot playing GUSH might be on the right track, but I think he's really early, and the timing of that specific play is going to be critical. It might be better to use something more like GDXJ or XOP, even though they'll probably have lower returns. (Although oil is a clusterfuck and XOM might give him enough exposure to exploration anyway.)

Weekends are kinda boring now without the markets crazy bullshit

>>19720847
it kinda does tho

>>19720873
AND SOON MINT GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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>>19720805
europe has stock markets

I’m fucking ready for my oil puts to fire up like mad.

>>19720799
Its a man you fucking FAGGOT!!! HAHAHAHAHA FAGOID DETECTED

>>19720847
It does, because market can go up infinitely but gets stopped at 7%, so algos and MMs do their best to avoid going further than 7% down despite the pressure, which sends VIX to the moon, whereas there is no corresponding resistance when stocks move upward.

>>19720555
>t.

>>19720354
Awaken my Master

>>19720354


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>>19720873

ahoy...