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1971676 No.1971676 [Reply] [Original]

Do I kill myself now or later?

>> No.1971682

>>1971676
just declare yourself bankrupt

>> No.1971689

how did you get to that point

>> No.1971703
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1971703

Win it all back through gambling of course

>> No.1971707

>>1971676
>Move to debt heaven state.
>Liquidate assists.
>Declare bankruptcy.
Also, how did you get 1.5 mil in debt, anon?

>> No.1971711

That's an impressive feat on its own.. a lot of people couldn't do that if they tried.

>> No.1971715

flee the country

>> No.1971724

>>1971676
double down. all in on red, anon. you can do it!!! DON'T KILL YOURSELF!

>> No.1971727

>>1971715
gotta make sure they don't extradite to the US

>> No.1971737

1.5 million iranian rials?

>> No.1971980

>>1971676
Quick rundown on your situation OP before killing yourself

>> No.1971985

>>1971676
At least wait for the frnch election and see if you can make it back....

>> No.1972179
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>>1971980
this

How the fuck did you manage that in the first place?

Chinese gambling syndicate?

>> No.1972628

>>1971676
GG abandoning your own thread, faggot.

Kill yourself NOW.

>> No.1972652

>OP is ded
F

>> No.1972674

>>1971676
You have to shoot your way out of debt. Like Max Payne or some shit.

>> No.1972726

>>1971676

Get more debt, duh.

"If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."

>> No.1972743

>>1971676
You better not be some investment banker who just triggered another recession. That would really ruin my day.

>> No.1972750

>>1971676
What in the goddamn did you do OP
You could probably sell the movie rights to your life

>> No.1972755

>>1972743
>implying half of /biz/ isn't chomping at the bit to buy stocks at bargain bin prices.

>> No.1972942

>>1971676
keep getting loans from those fuckers until you own the bank
then when they ask you about the debt - fire their dumb asses

>> No.1972949

>>1971676
>1 post by this ID

>> No.1972978

Rob ze bank

>> No.1973058

>>1972628
>>1972949
RIP In Piece, OP.

>> No.1973807

>>1971689
implying it actually happened

>> No.1973834

>>1971676
Go bankrupt, start over fresh, ezpz

>> No.1973925

>1 post by this id

>> No.1974331

>>1971682

/thread

>> No.1974344

>>1971676
fuck it just become a career criminal at that point

>> No.1974395

>>1971676
Chapter 7 bankruptcy

>> No.1974417

>>1971711
Yeah. It's like those people that managed to get over 600 pounds it's kind of impressive at that point.

>> No.1974838

i wish i was in the position to potentially get into 1.5 million dollars of debt, sheesh

>> No.1975401

>>1971724
It worked for fedex, so why not?

>> No.1975403

>>1971676
buy 1.75 million bitbean and you can pay it off in a year

>> No.1975412

>>1975403
That's what I'm tawkin 'bout.

>> No.1975620

I knew a guy that was over a million in debt. He started flipping houses and had the bright idea to flip 8 at once. He just bought them all the same day so the banks didn't notice. Then the recession happened and he lost everything, his wife divorced him, he fucked up her credit and his parents credit. He became a bit of a celebrity in the debt circle around that time.

Not sure how he got out of it.