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They are already giving away shitloads of Fails to people submitting OC

Shits so funny I think this might have to be Comedy Gold's downfall. Over saturation of the comedy market.

only seems to be one pool. will i destroy it if i chuck 30mh/s at it...?

>>196205
Lets find out. This shit is made to fail. See what damage you can do!

>>196233
...well if we really want to make it fail then we should make our own pool and DDOS their pools.

>>196233
k. have mined 35,000 fails in like 2 mins. please don't die, failpool.

>>196248
Just think.

Even if its hits an exchange at 1 satoshi, Failcoin is literally the most profitable to mine right now. Youll get a million within a half hour prob less

>>196253
i've already got 2 million, kek.

>>196254
lolol

holy shit due. been mining since last night and ive got 2.6mil and I thought that was alot.

lol. since i told you about this awesome failcoin, care to donate to open knowledge? :D

6nTkHb2A7mRd9X
aUeZACTi37FxZSpFcGi3

>>196253
more likely to be traded in liteoshi.

>>196263
gonna get banned asking for handouts, brah.
but ok, once coins are confirmed, assuming i haven't passed out drunk by then. i am getting 502,085,764.799 daily. hah.

>>196285
thanks failbro. yeah i hope the hammer doesnt come down. your daily income is fuggin nuts lol

please dont forget the one who spread this failknowledge!

mining this, it's quite the fun :^)

>>196092
>Failcoin
>BurgerKing logo

That's it.

Burgercoin and Comedy Gold are done for.

Shittiest coin I've seen in a while.

>Failcoin
>having a flawless launch
Nice.

>>196406
>quoting posts from the forum
>imblying I don't know you're a crappy shill, also
>ID's
mate.


The WHOLE networks hashrate is 97mh/s, I'm crying

>>196412
Yeah I posted two times in this thread, where's the problem?

>>196417
>>/out/ with your shitcoin

>>196423
What do you want to do against it, you little shithead?
Come here and fight me IRL

>>196092

Sorry, I've already invested in SHT (shitcoin for you newfags).

OP here
>Anonymous (ID: YEQEBu7z)
If any of the bigger boys start mining this, I'd appreciate any donations if possible. I've always mined on mid shit tier cards and missed most if not all trains. If you could help out I'd appreciate for spreading this failcoin's existence. If anything, it'd be really nice to see a 0.01btc conversion from Failcoin someday.

>>196092

The economic forecast for my sides: going to the Moon.

>>196456

>>196465
>this shill
You scared or something?
I SAID COME HERE AND FIGHT ME
YOU CAN SAY WHERE I'LL COME AND BUST YO ASS

>>196443
>http://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1zx0vv/failcoin_is_the_shitcoin_we_all_need/

>>196481

Wrong link:

https://cryptocointalk.com/topic/1366-shitcoin-sht-information/

i've stopped raping the difficulty. get in while it's still easy. i quite like this coin.

>>196647
How many did you get? Over 10mil? I'm getting ready to cash out with 800k

>>196662
'bout 20 million/hour, but that's on a fuckhuge rig i rented. i'm still getting tens of thousands flowing in via my 270x

>>196662
>cash out
... where, by the way? is it on any exchanges yet?
fuck me, too drunk for this shit tonight, but i'm so tempted to mine billions of these easy bastards. oh and i hope you're not selling at 1sat btw mang, this bag could get heavy.

>>196662

How do you cash out with a shitcoin that no one wants to buy?

>>196682
How many do you have now?

>>196803
18 million confirmed. i have btc to throw around though, so like a terabyte of hashing power if i decide to go full retard.

>>196809
Care to donate to the OP for letting you know about this fun gem?

>>196853
dude you're gonna be banned, cereal, stop that shit. besides, i already sent you 10k.
i am drunk however. so ok. have a million.

>>196873
Cheers mate! You just made my day. I'm drinking a Guiness myself. Ill swig the rest in your honor

>>196957
np mang, just don't sell at 1sat pls?

does anyone know the dude who made the pnd gambling site? i think fail needs one, with 0% of winning maybe.

>>196971
> 0% chance of

>>196971
>with 0% of winning maybe.
kek

Failcoin indeed.

>>196997
Pfft, step up senpai

>>197004
jesus fucking christ.
right bitch, it's on. gimme half an hour and imma fucking fail even harder.

>>197004
what the fug
mind lightening your load on a playa :^-)

>>197004
...by the way, this is going to cost me a fortune. if the pool owner is itt, prepare your ports, fucker. do not fail on me. 300mh/s (more?) incoming.

>>197022
Nigga wait

Rented this power for 3 hours. Then I'm gone to fail forever.
Don't ruin this yet. You'll have fair game in about 1-2 hours.

>>197030
lol. okay. you're gonna fucking destroy that diff tho bro. i'm still hitting it with something.

>mfw i only have 420 kh/s
>hearing about 300 mh/s

>>197004
>>197011
OP Here.

C-Could you whales please help spread the love to a fellow miner with mid-shit tier cards? ._.

>>197034
blaze it

>>197039
Sent a mil

my wallet wont sync. ive put the conf.xml in the appdata folder and still nothing

>>197103
its supposed to be failcoin.conf not conf.xml

nice, so op is gonna be bannned, i'm spending silly money on a whim, and i'm stuck on 0/6 confirms to rent god's desktop for hashing, while i'm half asleep and too fucked to configure my workers. this thread is failing nicely.

Network Info
Difficulty 1.10499427
Est Next Difficulty 7.89281619 (Change in 1229 Blocks)
Est. Avg. Time per Block 21 seconds
Current Block 4819

>>197105
ah, im a fucking idiot.
thanks

>>197112
>change in 1229 blocks
Ahh I love no KGW
Helps out the smaller miners

>>196092

anyone who actually believes in cryptocurrencies at this point is a fucking retard and deserves everything coming to them.

>>197146
daytrading is profitable if you gots da capital brah. hire a monster, hit the right coin at the right time, set your sell orders at realistic levels, fuck bitches.

>>197160
k fuckers, got my btc confirmed and am about ten mins away from making this much harder. wanna go? now's the time...

>>197172
only 10 min?
damn. i only have 300k

0.3Mhs :(

Care to send some love?

>>197210
>>197172
>>197187

ILU people

so greedy and the coin makes fun of that

>>197160

>english muffins

Wha

My wallet isnt syncing, wat do ?

>>197227
nvm got it working

fuck, so hammered, failing, can't go on...
okay i've rented as much as i can. it's quite a lot. into the hundreds. diff gonna be a bitch yo, get on it now if you too want to fail.

>>197255
This gon be good

>>196997
;_;
pic related. best i could do. although i think i may have drunkenly fucked up half my worker names.
tried mang.
another day, better anon. pls manipulate in my favour.

>>197300
oops. pic.

>>197249
How did you get it to sync?

>>197300
Nice dubs
Mind checking my email and sending me something?

Post FAIL address and I will tip :^)

>>197443

6ytoybCVPPNd9dNcA
TcpkE2DWgbcqaRfoc

pls don't fail me now!

>1.5 mil fails
>too lazy to download wallet

am I doing this right?

>>197443

http://pastebin.com/nd4YAgPK

>>197443
13337.1337 FAIL

omg thank you fail santa! This was truly a glorious day.

I shall pay these fails forward.

>>197443
6nTkHb2A7mRd9X
aUeZACTi37FxZSpFcGi3

Hi failsanta!

>>197443
Ayye Sup santa

>>197466
Are you me?

>>197443
Thanks m80
Have a nice day!

>>196092
>>196110
>>196205
>>196233
>>196240
>>196248
>>196253
>>196254
>>196263
>ITT: OP uses his computer and the wireless connection on his phone to samefag using 2 IDs

Wallet won't synch, wat do?

Anyone got any node addresses?

>>197552

Go to C:\Users\Faggot\AppData\Roaming\FailCoin

Create a failcoin.conf in notepad:

rpcuser=user
rpcpassword=password
port=44557
rpcport=44556
rpcallowip=127.0.0.1
daemon=1
listen=1
server=1
addnode=162.243.84.18

Saveas allfiles "failcoin.conf", not text.

After that it updated for me but it didn't say it was fully sync'd until I received some fails.

>>197578
I already did all that but it still won't synch. Don't have any confirmed yet so no way to test it.

>>197591
>>197552
This is me on the VM the wallet is in, can someone send me like 0.0001 of a fail to see if that will bump start the wallet?

>>197599
sent you 100,000 so it's even more infuriating if it doesn't work.

>>197599

Ok mate I sent you some fail.

Did the wallet actually start syncing though? With mine it started syncing but it still said "not sync'd" or whatever until I got some cash.

If it hasn't started syncing at all I'd look into whether you did everything correct.

>>197605
>>197609
Thanks guys.
Looking at pic related though, it still seems to be borked. it's saying no connection to the network if I hover over the bottom right corner.

>>197616
failing nicely i see.
restart, reboot, kick router, generally rage, watch as 150sat orders go through, try other o.s, wait for new wallets, all the usual shiz. happens to me all the time.
if you trust the pool just leave the coins there for now, or shift to an exchange once there's one up.
wouldn't worry too much tbh. it's worth precisely nothing. at the moment.

God damnit this si fucking me off. I can't get this wallet to work and I can't post on the BCT thread for help from the dev because it keeps saying "the last post from your ip was less than 360 seconds ago" even though it's the first time I've tried posting there today.

>>197668
Tried a reboot and nothing doing.

FAIL

Whether I trust the pool or not lol, it's the only one there is. If they do run off with my coins I will have to laugh.

>>197686

I really hope fail goes huge now, just to think about your frustration.

>>197686
set auto payouts on the pool site, grab and specify a receiving address from your wallet, and chill. same shit is now happening to me and i've got like 40 million coins due but not detected/unconfirmed/reflected. i'm not worried.

>>197698
So basically the wallet goes offline for ages at a time because the one node is getting hammered?

Fair enough.
Captcha: Burger

>>197703
you can't spell fail without FAIL.

:^)

>>197309
how much did you spend on your rental and how much fail did you make?

>>197443
please I am laptop :c thanks

>>198364
yey now I am rich.. thanks anon c:

>>198181
>how much
about .05btc turned into about 70,000,000, i think.

Selling 27M Failcoin. Good offers please.

6z8VqTCgjckVumJebNuucnLV3R8ZJTrnj4

fuck you fucking faggots dont send me coins

Where on Mintpal so if you enjoy failcoin vote for us there.

Post Fail address and I will tip. :^)

>>197004
>>196233
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=505290.msg5630030#msg5630030
so... successful fail then

WTF is this Scrypt or what?

>>200879
>https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=505290.msg5630030#msg5630030
>mfw I have a backlog of 7million fails that are slowly trickling into my wallet

>>200984

>mfw disillusioned enough to mine this

Pool back up when?

>>197309
>>197004
Is it becoming a competition?

WE CONFIRMED NOW

Muh 40M coinz...

AHAHAHAAHAH NOT A SCAM GUISE~!!!


FUCK

>>201224

>>201224
>mfw all the spelling errors.
>mfw this coin was probably a scam..


Here's the pool, if you were wondering what my screencap was from lol.

http://fail.weminecrypto.pw/index.php?page=dashboard

g-guys... where is my fail?

>>201224
>Failcoin
>The only true Crypto coin you can trust

>>201224
Failcoin is no more.

All Fails that have been mined are the only ones left in circulation.

This will create an unstoppable demand for the limited number of Failcoins generated.

Failcoin = 0.5 BTC by end of month.

Calling now

Screen cap

>>201224
quote - The pool only mined for about 15 minutes on the wrong blockchain.
Like I said, everything will be back to normal once I get the time to take a look at it tomorrow.


its fucking nothing

>>201288
>
>tfw sitting on 100,000,000 FAIL
I'M THE NEW BILL GATES NIGGAS

>>201338
I had 40M, before the pool went down, without my money getting to wallet.

>>201354
How the actual FUCK do you leave THAT much on a FAILcoin pool?

>tfw 9 million
I will be happy even if this is just another topcoin and is worth 5 satosh.

>>201383
I was hashing at 100MH/s, so it took less than 10 minutes to mine 40M failcoins, and they were ALL unconfirmed.
So they weren't transferred to my wallet before the pool went down...

>>201391
damn, that sucks.
when did you mine them? mine can't have taken more than an hour to confirm, probably less...

>>201391
>>201419
It was common knowledge that a fork was going to happen. Should have set auto payout.

>>201419
About 20 minutes before pool went down.

>>201428
Set autopayout, but the coins never confirmed before the pool was taken down.

>>201438
Huh. Did you start mining after blockfind went down?

>>201443
What's blockfind?
The pool was still up when I started mining.

>>201448
I dunno, things started to fuck up when I went to bed, but I mined about 6 million overnight, so something was still working.

>>201450
it seems like it was fine right up until the final 15 mins. i've been getting coins all day, including some i was owed from like 10 hours ago. i think the dude can be trusted, the pool server was just destroyed with crazy and unexpected hashing power.

>>201288
if anything even close happens, i'm buying a ferrari with a custom FAIL plate.

Am I suppose to solomine this?

>>196092
PUMP AND DUMP


DO IT FOR DA DOGE

>>201383
Not OP, but left 5M on the pool because I'm too lazy to download wallets for all these shit coins.

so guys who wants to trade me some LTC for my FAIL? I have 1 billion fail.

Fuck I found 2 orphans in a row
this better be worth it

WTF when is the pool coming back??????

>>202535
ded
new one at fail.dogemoon.com. lets try not to melt this one.

>actually using your electricity to mine this shit

>>202819
just you wait.