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19702750 No.19702750 [Reply] [Original]

I have 5,000$ available to invest. What is the optimal way to grow this initial amount to keep myself from dying.

>> No.19702775

>>19702750
the best way is to 100x it in two weeks

>> No.19702784

Buy platinum kneepads

>> No.19702799

get $ship
hold and wait easy 2x to 6x.
or stay poor.

>> No.19702800

You can't keep yourself from dying. You can only prolong the agony.

>> No.19702818

>>19702800
Wrong with enough money I can invest in technology to break away from civilization and love forever in a computer and shit post as a god

>> No.19702821

Buy oil shitstocks. Hold for a few days to weeks and sell.
TTI
TAT
PACD
BORR
XOG

>> No.19702844

>>19702750
put DIS

>> No.19702896

>>19702799
what does this mean

>> No.19702958

>>19702750
Get in theta now and sell when it reaches .41

After that put whatever you make in fantom(assuming it’s passed July 1st). Hold for 1.5 years and i hope $3,000,000 is enough for you

>> No.19703078

>>19702750
If you find an Altcoin get in & out quick & I would normally say you are relatively safe with btc, eth, link & maybe a couple others but I think it’s all coming down real FN soon. Btc is following the market & alts follow btc. Wait to buy at 4K or so.
But If the stock crashes & btc does not, then time to buy. IMO

>> No.19703713

https://youtu.be/YseSP-dlUk8?t=127

Frank Yang was was and remains 100% based. What a lad.

>> No.19704015

Fund niggerlynching robots I'm making

>> No.19704068

ffs if you only have 5,000 and are desperate for money don't gamble it on shitcoins, and if you ARE going to, don't do it on ones that biz shills to you, because by the time they're getting shilled, the whales have already loaded up and have the gun barrel pressed against your forehead

>> No.19704215

>>19704068
I’m not talking shit coins. I was thinking low risk ways of investment that’s at least better than letting it sit in savings for low apy

>> No.19704235

>>19704215
Long MO. High Dividend 8%. Demand resistant to COVID.

>> No.19704396
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19704396

>>19702750
bitcoin

>> No.19704432

>>19702896
he is a uniswap scammer who wants your money

>> No.19704491

>>19704235
and that is?

>> No.19704502
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19704502

>>19704215
>I’m not talking shit coins. I was thinking low risk ways of investment

>> No.19704634

>>19702750
Spend it on transportation to get to work. Then spend it on education to get a better job.

>> No.19704706

>>19704502
you can get a guaranteed 0.7% with US Treasury Bonds. Practically zero risk of default.

>> No.19704756

Buy and sell puts on this dumb clown market, especially boomer tier shit