/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19701593

There's no gym for your face or hairline.

>>19701593
if you're peak retard but think bank interest is too low then yes buy etf
if you arent' subhuman and at least have a decent iq there's a bunch of way to beat the market
decent iq is pretty rare

>>19701636
Notice how none of the screen caps say anything about hair or face. Just strength / muscles.

>>19701642
easiest way to not fuck up beating the market? being patient and waiting for good deals, but how to identify them really? should i/ be looking into all stocks, etfs, crypto, forex, PM?

>>19701821
value investing is one
recently i learned how to speculate with 0 risk by selling options
i invest in stock only, i don't know shit about forex or crypto seems full of scammers

>>19701593
omg so women will love when i have big muscles???

>>19701880
How can you be risk free selling options?

Big muscle chad here AMA about women incels

GO

>>19701593
i believe in you bro. im finally cutting too. let's do this shit

O________________O

>>19701904
you sell them covered on blue chip stock

>>19701880
>speculate with 0 risk on options
lmao

>>19701920
"i believe in you bro. im finally cutting too. let's do this shit"

>>19701935
>dont understand selling vs buying
this is the kind of retard giving you advice

>>19701821
Any noob should put their money into index funds until they are good at analyzing stocks/coins. "Trying out" stock trading will bankrupt you. Less than 2% of day traders succeed. It's a fool game. Might as well passively capitalize on the fools trying to play the stock game. Yes, if you don't know what you're doing, buy index funds and wait.

Only way you could screw it up is if you panic and sell low. Just wait, and the major indices always recover with the market and go up.

Best of luck, OP.

how do I get a figure like pic related?

>>19701923
Any you recommend? Poorfag so FAANG’s our of the question

>>19702847
*out

>>19701593
Yes. Absolutely. Haven't read the thread yet but anybody not saying to prioritize index funds early on are either lying or retards.

Diversifying your portfolio is the most important thing to do, especially early on. ETFs just cut out the middleman for you. Don't invest in a stock unless you know you are diversified enough to not lose money if it tanks

>>19702138
Best way is to diet(eat properly), and find an activity you enjoy that gives you good exercise, for me it is trail riding.

ESPO or if it exists after the next crash, SOXL.

>>19702927
red pill me on diet? 3 healthy meals a day & no sugar?

>>19702972
Carbs under 20 grams per day, no sugar, bread, pasta, rice or anything. Meats, eggs cheese, spinach, mayo, etc. don’t go by the scale, use the mirror.

>>19702972
16/8 intermittent fasting has been working pretty well for me, eat at a deficit as well if you’re looking to lose weight

>>19703249
looking to put on weight

>>19703134
ok but I'm too poor to buy organic meat & I won't eat store sold shit which means I'm a pescatarian. also dairy fucks my skin up something bad so I can't eat that. don't I need carbs for the calories?

>>19701688
yes image was made by /fit/cels

>>19703134
>>19702972
teach me how to invest and I'll teach you how to become fit.

>>19701593
Upper right has garbage obliques. Yikes

>>19701987
I hear this 2% number thrown around a lot, but I think the Jews made this number up to keep the Goy competition out