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wyt peepo be like:
Honey dear, did you move the Coca-Cola beverage to the other fridge?
Yes.
Ooooh dear! This marriage is too spicy!

Stay strong anon. Try to not get in the middle too much and don't take sides yet, at least until you know the full story. Beware one or both parties may try to sway you, don't fall for it. Finally try to analyse the situation and what might have lead to the divorce. Try to avoid said mistakes.
Oh and read the rational male, that might help

>>19698668
two Christmas' anon!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19698668
YAY TWO CHRISTMAS'S

>>19698753
all women are whores, choose the right side

>>19698668
why have you got two fucking fridges, you fat cunt? Your parents having their own fridges, you should have saw this coming. Besides, divorce is bullish for you. You can hit them both up separately for gibs. You'll need to move in to a single room ghetto downtown with your Mom tho, if your Dads got a good lawyer.

Your mom's definitely fucking black guys

>>19698753
He could also utilize their efforts for affection to get money or things he can sell to buy more LINK

>>19698793
>he doesn't have one fridge for food and one fridge for beverages only
pleb

>>19698786
BASED

>>19698793
>Do doesn't have a food fridge & drink fridge. Deffo doesn't have a kitchen fridge & a chest freezer.
>Most certainly doesn't have a mini fridge for a 6 pack in his office.
why even live

>>19698668
>they cant get along
have you considered that you are the cause of the breakup?

>>19698861
>>19698959
yes, we can see why the average Burger needs 2 fridges (and the power usage of Sweden to run them) - JUST not enough room for Pizza otherwise, eh boys?

>>19698668
Your dad sounds like a faggot who doesn’t know how to reign in his woman. You most certainly inherited in his effeminate genes.

>>19699385
> when mum finds yer semen bottle in the freezer

>>19699040
Bro

>>19698710
LOL!

>>19699385
I'm from the UK

>>19699435
>be Bong
>have 'chest freezer' full of solid white lumps of now-inedible shite, like frozen fish from 1996
I should have guessed

>>19699385
whats this ball thing

>>19698668
What does your mom look like? Is she hot?

>>19698668
get a chainlink stack parentless faggot

>>19699385
>doesn't have Coca-Cola fridge for snacks
Why even snack?

>>19699658
Onion keeper

>>19698668
Yes, my parents are breaking up too. My mum cheated on my dad at like 60 years old

>>19698668
More than 50% of marriages end in divorce. It’s tough but it’s reality. My major piece of advice: they’re going to shit talk each other a bit most likely. DONT let it get to you, and know that it’s not your fault. Speaking from experience

>>19699658
idk tbqh, be some Burger pre-snack snack, hamburger stuffed whole roast squirrel or some shit. Look, just eat it already. maybe a mistake assuming its edible tho.
>>19699980
thats sad actually.
you'd think by that stage, he wouldn't care

99999

>>19699385
Why does it look like there is a book in the fridge?

>>19698819
this
you should get in on it too, anon

>>19699980
if that happened my dad probably wouldn’t give a shit

>>19700028
>he doesn't keep vaccuum sealed banknote bundles cool in his fridge

>>19700032
Pretty much this OP. If you are not fucking your mom and you dad is not fucking your mom then she is fucking black guys. Either you have to fuck her OP or relinquish her pussy to the apes.

>>19698668

Marriage nowadays is a joke.

>>19698668
manipulate the situation for monertary gains

>>19699997
>>19700055
It is sad. It's actually her who wants to leave. God I hate women

>>19698668
How old are you, anon?

>>19698668
My parents have 2 fridges, a beverage center and 2 ovens lol

>>19698668
It's for the best anon. You never notice it, but the home stress really fucks up your everyday life and interactions, and gives you anxiety and social anxiety. Rid yourself of these stressful relationships in your life, or at least distance yourself, and you'll find yourself flourishing.

>>19698668
>Even the fights started getting retarded and over the smallest things such as moving a Coca Cola from one fridge to another
Looks like they were just trying to find excuses to hate each other.


Eg
If you hate someone and see them playing with a pens clicking part. "How annoying, right?" Yet you might even do the same thing and think it's fun. Just an excuse to hate them, any little thing likely sets you off simply because you hate that person. Probably what happened with them. Idk why fren.

>>19698668
If you make it clear to your mum that you will stay with your dad, and that shes gonna die alone and loved, you can get your parents to not divorce.