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Excuse me, is this thing on?
>>19692191Yes. Go on
>>19692191Coming through loud and clear
proceed
>>19692191entertain me anon, i've had a long work week
>>19692191sure is fren
>>19692191no
Ok, perfect. I have a very important announcement to make that I know nobody will want to miss, so I'll wait until everybody has filed in.
>>19692239
>>19692239take your time fren
>>19692239I hope you didn’t call us here just to post the pasta. We want fresh ideas this time.
>>19692239go on, my friend
>>19692191Im here fren
>>19692278Of course not! Trust me, you don't want to miss this.
>>19692191I'm intrigued go on fren.
>>19692191One sec frens, I just pulled into the parking lot
>>19692239Kys faggot
>>19692299I anxiously await your announcement.
>>19692311U are the big gay.
>>19692311Alright, I think everyone is jus- I'm sorry, excuse me, can security see this Anon out? We can't have people like this in here causing trouble, this is far too important.
dont eat gummie bear ones frens brb.hmmmf hinnng ummmmmmf
Play freebird
>>19692311NOFUCKINGMEANIES
>>19692366please, continue
Hey frens
>>19692311geet. go on now. geet.
>>19692366checkedhope I didn't miss the announcement
>>19692366Checked, OP has the floor
>>19692366>>19692311excuse me sir, you have to come with me
>>19692366On it OP
Go on good sir...
>>19692311Checked.OP is a faggot. Kek has spoken.
DONT LISTEN TO HIM ITS A TRAP
>>19692422Do you have an invitation?
>>19692299>>19692366The suspense is palpable, fren.Even He has arrived.
Thank you very much, security team! Now, as I was saying, I have a very important announcement that I know you're very eager to hear. Now, if I can have complete silence in the room so that nobody misses this incredibly important information.
>>19692422
>>19692436
>>19692436>>19692444 <------
>>19692436shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Frreeeeeebbbiiirrdddd
>>19692436....
>>19692444
*mouth shuts**ears open*
*COUGH* *COUGH*
>>19692459Excuse me, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
N I G G E RIGGER
>>19692436this better be based, fren
Is it time to kill the niggers?
>>19692486That's my girl anon. We got a problem?
>>19692484you okay fren?
*inhales audibly*
>>19692508Thanks babe d don’t worry I’ll just leave I don’t want to get lynched
>>19692516
>>19692508huack spith
>>19692484*coof coof*
*COUGH* *COUGH* ...Excuse me, I- *COUGH* *COUGH* ...So- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* ...I'm- Excuse me- *COUGH*
>>19692516What is it hurry
>>19692530BBY I'll Lynch you to my bed n him to my car.
>>19692516DONT BE A FROG: TELL US
if you forget kikes this time I swear
>>19692484>>19692534>>19692535
>>19692556kek
>>19692556BRAVO
>>19692556What the fuck
>>19692556
>>19692516They're gonna say the n-word again aren't they?
>>19692531kek
>>19692556aaaahhh
>>19692556HOW HE DO THAT
>>19692556based. what a great thread
>>19692556the bastard stole my buttcoins
>>19692556why does this always happen to me
>>19692556ANON
Does anyone smell that?
Banana.
>>19692596HOLY SMOKARONI
>>19692539Thanks babe do you want me to cook tonight?
>>19692596
>>19692596mind if i save this
>>19692596DANGEROUSLY BASED
>>19692596noice
>>19692596HOLY SHIT IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>19692596Ring* Ring*
>>19692556>>19692596
>>19692556>>19692596based as fuck
>>19692596but then who was phone
...
>>19692596AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>19692596BASED MY WEEK WAS TERRIBLE YOU JUST MADE it 100% better. Praise the lord
>>19692596K I N OINO
Fren posters should be shot on sight
>>19692678Oh, there's more
Aaaaand we're back! Neat trick, huh? Now, on to the ACTUAL announcement.
>>19692678
>>19692705oh, my god
>>19692678These tickets were worth the 600 Link
>>19692705There's still more!!!
I'm too hungover for this
>>19692705Please the suspense is giving me a boner
>>19692705>Why yes, Holy Father, I'd like to report some witchcraft in the gathering hall....YES IT'S URGENT
>>19692610I'll be cooking for you baby.
>>19692705well get on with the announcement
>>19692705holy fuck this thread is comfy
>>19692705Babe did you see what he did that was awesome right
>>19692705YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!
*ahem*
>>19692738Sorry father, would you like to take my spot in front.
>>19692705THERE'S MORE?!
>>19692228There is this cop who hears some baby wailing and climbs stairs to help. There, butchers and sodomites, ravishing raving chaps.
Toasting in epic bread>>19692244>>19692299>>19692300>>19692311>>19692366>>19692377>>19692388>>19692422>>19692433>>19692444>>19692500>>19692533>>19692544>>19692566>>19692588>>19692599>>19692677>>19692722Checked
>>19692743Aww thanks what are you gonna cook?
>>19692757ALL FORCES STAND ON GUARD!
FUCK NIGGERSFUCK KIKESFUCK TRANNIESFUCK PAJEETSFUCK LEFTISTSFUCK MARXISTSFUCK THE FEDERAL RESERVEFUCK TAXESFUCK LINKIESFUCK MUSLIMSFUCK CANADIANSAnd most importantly,FUUUUUUUUUUUCK JANNIEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>19692779haha
>>19692795BASED
>>19692795YEAH BOI!THIS IS HAT WE'VE WAITED FOR!
>>19692781Give you some sex too.
>>19692795YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU TELL EM
>>19692795Ok this is based
>>19692795
>>19692795wow based
>>19692795>FUCK LINKIES
>>19692795Based
>>19692795Quality content
That's all, everyone, thank you so much for coming out tonight, please drive home safe!
>>19692795EJECTING THREADTARGET IS TOO BASEDRETREAT!
>>19692795yeah im thinking this is based as HECK
>>19692795Good show guys, we'll see you next time.
>>19692795B A S E D
>>19692808I should’ve known he was gonna call me a nigger
>>19692830thank you my good sir! well done! here's a tip! thank you for the show!
>>19692795fucking based!
>>19692845>r MANIACYOU ARE A MANIAC
>>19692795This is too based to disagree with
>>19692795YESSS THATS WHAT I WAS COMING FORI LOVE YOU OPACADEMY AWARDS FOR MOST BASED STANDUP OF ALL TIME
>>19692556Holy fuck!
>>19692830here's who you get to go home with
JANNY ARE YOU OK!?
>>19692795This post is so based it gave me trips>>19692830Thanks anon
>>19692967DROP THE PHONESHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
>>19692596Based
>>19692999FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>19692999ANON WTFF
>>19693011
>>19692795I'm glad I paid a full Toz of fine silber for this announcement
>>19692999
>>19693055Wowzgly based.
>>19692999What in the honest fuck?!
Ebin
>>19692999ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>19692795>Jew detected!AND FUCK JEWS.
>>19692999What the fucking shit
Well, we know anon is jewish
>>19692556WTF?!?
>>19692795BASADO
>>19692795unironically based
>>19692596heh heh heh
>>19692795BRAVA ENCORE ENCORE
>>19692795HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!! BASED!!!!!!!!
>>19692795BASEDASED
>>19692795>>19692999how can one thread be so BASED?
>>19692795>>19692795Absolutely BASED
>>19692830Good Show frenn! Spectacula!
>>19692830Brilliant anon and decidedly based may your portfolio moon!
Bullish
i hate that im trapped here with you retards
>>19692795Fucking based
>>19692795BASEDHEIL HITLER
>>19692795baste
>>19692999>>19692795These based readings are off the chart
This is the best thread ive seen on this board
>>19692795absolutely fucking basedthank you lad
>>19692795based, furiously based
>>19693814remember that you're here forever
>>19692191*AHEM*ONE DAY ARPA CRYPTOCURRENCY WILL BE $1,000 PER COIN.thank you.*WOOOOOO* *raptourus APPLauz*
Requesting the bull kneeling on bobo image I forgot to save it
>>19692830thanks fren i will. what happened here has been witnessed
>>19692614No man, dont bring it here
>>19692795Bravo. I'm floored.
>>19692795Gotteemmm chief
>>19692795Woken up by the spirits to say, Based
>>19692556there's no way that cat can actually do that
>>19692795Based.
>>19692830Thanks for this based thread
>>19692999wew
>>19692999Oh my.
Absolutely based
>>19692556>>19692596>>19692795>>19692999
>>19692795AAAYYYYYYY
>>19692556based
>>19692779thanks for checking em buddy
>>19692795Severly based
>>19692830
>>19692830Dont go fren we want more
>>19692191Manlet kek
>>19692795Fuck you
>>19692795>>19692999BASED
>>19692795bass
>>19692795YOU'RE A MANIAC
>>19692795Lmao how can one anon be so based?
>>19692795>fuck LINKIESI WANT MY MONEY BACK
>>19692556>>19692596>>19692795just grade A, quality entertainment OP
The based department would like to express their gratitude to OP and >>19692999 for the astounding performance of this thread
>>19692830BASED>>19692999REDPILLED
>>19692486You're a MANIdac